Pinhead Pierre

Living in the normalest of places
Ain't too easy when your face is
Abnormal by life's rules and races

Shunned everywhere you go
Hated by everyone you know
But a dream can solve anything
From a vicious whale to a tyrannical king
From a deserted island to a broken thing
Or for example this situation which we will sing

Pinhead Pierre
He's got the smallest head of which I'm aware
It's about the size and shape of a pear
Everywhere the children stare
Life's cruel and unfair for Pinhead Pierre

But he tries to keep his spirits up
In the darkest of situations
By putting forth his dream
To inspire children of all nations
He don't need no rationalizations
So, kids, stay on this TV station
You're in for a real demonstration
Of the powers of one's own mind
So sit still, right there
Don't move a muscle or a hair
'Cause nothing can compare
To the entertainment of Pinhead Pierre