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2014-11-20 Communication: humor/jokes

Nov 20th, 2014
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  3. Nov 21 (Friday): Thanksgiving food party at the school
  4. (bring some kind of food from your country)
  5. (No School November 27 and 28)
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  7. School is open on December 24, and again January 5, 2015.
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  9. On Friday: give a brief presentation about an important food from your country (it can be the food you bring for the party) - "important" means a typical food for some specific holiday or occasion, or a traditional food in your country
  10. - When do people eat it?
  11. - How do you make it? Are there different varieties?
  12. - Why is it important in your country?
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  14. p. 108
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  16. pun: a joke that depends on different meanings a word can have, or on words that sound very similar
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  18. Q: Did you hear about the guy who lost his entire left side in an accident?
  19. A: No.
  20. Q: Well, he's all right now.
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  22. Q: Why was six afraid of seven?
  23. A: Because seven ate nine.
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  25. A newspaper is black and white and read all over.
  26. A bloody penguin is black and white and red all over.
  27.  
  28. Q: What's brown and sticky?
  29. A: A stick.
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  31. Q: Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
  32. A: In his sleevies.
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  34. History Channel: "History of the Joke"
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  36. http://www.richardwiseman.com/LaughLab/home.html
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  38. http://richardwiseman.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/ll-final-report.pdf
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  40. gallows humor
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  42. black comedy - a movie/book with a lot of black humor
  43.  
  44. Q: What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
  45. A1: Finding half a worm in an apple.
  46. A2: Cancer./Murder./...
  47. (subvert the joke)
  48.  
  49. satire ("A Modest Proposal")
  50.  
  51. "dad jokes"
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  53. Child: I'm hungry!
  54. Dad: Hi Hungry. I'm Dad.
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  56. nervous laughter
  57.  
  58. inside jokes
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  60. Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
  61. A1: Because she's a woman.
  62. A2: Because she's dead.
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  64. Homework: put together a presentation and make your food for the party tomorrow
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