dangerous intersection ahead

I was driving through Cincinnati the other day, because I have the money, and I passed a traffic sign that read, “Dangerous Intersection Ahead.” That’s not how you fix a problem. The city just put up a sign warning people instead of actually putting an effort into making the intersection less dangerous. That’s like if fire fighters showed up to a house fire and just placed a sign in the yard that reads “Warning: Fire!” and drove off. Or the police just show up on the scene and stick a sign in the ground that reads “Murder Ahead.” Not only is that not resolving the problem, but it is also grammatically ambiguous and could be read as the police encouraging people to go out and find some heads to murder.” So anyway I finally approached the apocryphal dangerous intersection and bears with machine guns jumped out from behind bushes and took me hostage. I guess the government doesn’t have the resources to deal with militant bears, so I ate my words, and then the raw fish that my new bear brethren taught me to catch from the rivers with my bare paws, err hands.