[Scratchstuck] Rosalind's entire worldview: Shatter

[19:11] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> What? No, of course not. Why would you have?
[19:13] <Ken> > ALSKDGHEWEORPWQIEFAS DMAKE THE BED
[19:13] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Why?
[19:13] <Ken> >BECAUSE IT NEEDS TO BE MADE
[19:13] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> But that's why your parents hired a housekeeper.
[19:14] <Ken> >WHY ARE YOU SO IRRESPONSIBLE
[19:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Because you're lazy.
[19:14] <Ken> >YOU REMIND ME OF MY SON
[19:14] <Ken> >USELESS DROLL HE WAS
[19:14] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Hey, thanks.  That means a lot to you.
[19:15] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Really.
[19:15] <Ken> >THIS JANITOR IS GOING TO HAVE AN ANEURYSM
[19:15] <Ken> >DO WHAT YOU WANT
[19:15] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> Okay.
[19:15]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev gets back to setting up her targets again.
[19:15] <Ken> Roll your..
[19:15] <Ken> Acrobatics.
[19:16] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 1d20+5
[19:16] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [3+5] : {8}
[19:17] <Ken> You fall over as a large explosion of green happens in your house. A flickering humanoid with a cat head glows bright green as she attacks another human glowing sickly teal. They teleport around the room and destroy basically everything, including all of the cans in the fray before disappearing.
[19:18] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> "WOAH!"
[19:18]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev scrambles back to her feet and whips out two of her guns, looking wildly around for her aggressor.
[19:19] <Ken> The aggressors flicker across your vision and the wall leading to the guest room is blown up by a stray bolt of teal.
[19:20]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev jumps back and starts shooting
[19:21] <Rosalind_Vasiliev> !Roll 6#1d20+5 to hit both of them thrice each
[19:21] <Tyche[Dice]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10} (1d20+5) [11+5] : {16} (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7} (1d20+5) [7+5] : {12} (1d20+5) [13+5] : {18} (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
[19:22] <Ken> One of the aggressors, who is still currently fighting the lady with the cat head shows up next to you, currently in two places at once. "You know, you actually hit me with those paintballs. You know how hard it is to get paint out of these clothes?"
[19:22]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev jabs it with the gun that she didn't Unload.  "What are you!?"
[19:23] <Ken> "A god. But you know, you can be a god too. All you have to do is play a little game called SCratch." She says, holding out a flashdrive as her copy and the cat fight.
[19:24]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev steps back.  "No way.  You have got to be kidding me.  This isn't happening."
[19:26] <Ken> "I'm out of time.You don't have a choice in the matter anyway. And I would know about choices." She throws the flashdrive at your feet as her, her copy and the cat all disappear into the aether.
[19:26]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev shoots at the air where the entity had been.
[19:27] <Ken> You unload paint into the wall, unleashing untold frustration at being powerless for the first time in your life.
[19:27]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev stares at the wall's splatters.
[19:28]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev stares at the destruction around her house.
[19:28]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev stares at the flash drive.
[19:28]  * Rosalind_Vasiliev mumbles an apology to Anna for doubting her, and picks up the flash drive.