Hotel Transylvania 2

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<font color="#CC00CC">(THUNDER CRACKING)</font>

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Welcome! Welcome!

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Congrats, Drac.

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Holy smokes,
everybody's here.

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Mr. and Mrs. Loughran,
the parents of the groom, and family.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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Mom and Dad!
Johnny!

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I can't believe
you're all here.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>

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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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Yo, how hot is my date?

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<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> So hot. Wow.

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How 'bout how hot mine is?

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You got a date?

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Yeah. She's invisible.
That's why you can't see her.

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Oh, right. This is
the one from "Canada"?

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<font color="#CC00CC">(GRIFFIN SHUSHES)</font>

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Wedding's starting.

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Ah!

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<font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Oh!

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<font color="#CC6600">ALL:<font> Aw!

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<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font> Whoo-hoo!

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Great.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)</font>

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True. So true, Marty.

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<font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Aw!

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- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CAMERAS CLICKING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT BELLOWING)</font>

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Aw. How sweet.

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Oh, my. Look at you. <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MUFFLED VOICE)</font>
Oh, my gosh.

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Oh.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

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Is it everything you wanted,
my little poisonberry?

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Oh, it is, Daddy.

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Except where's Grandpa Vlad?

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Honey, your gramps
would not have been cool with this.

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He's old-school.

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How do we know?
If he could just meet Johnny...

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He would have eaten him.

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He's not as
enlightened as your hip Daddy.

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So, you're really okay
with him not being a monster?

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Human, monster, unicorn,
as long as you're happy.

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Thanks, Dad.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font> ♪ And you'll always
be my moonlight ♪

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♪ But now on
wings of love you soar ♪

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♪ Now that
you're Johnny's girl ♪

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♪ Johnny's girl ♪

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♪ And kind of Daddy's, too ♪

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♪ Your mom would be so happy ♪

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♪ 'Cause she always knew ♪

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♪ Love is making room
for all the best in you ♪

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<font color="#CC00CC">(APPLAUDING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT CRYING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(HUMMING)</font>

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Hey, Dad.

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Oh, hey, guys!

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Todd, take a break.

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So, what's up?

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Mavis was wondering if maybe you
wanted to go for a fly.

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Oh. We haven't done that in forever.
Any special reason?

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No special reason at all.
<font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLES)</font>

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Right, Mavey?
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

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What's his deal?

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He's silly.

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It's just a beautiful night, and...

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Well, if you don't want to...

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No, no! Are you kidding?

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I would eat a bucket of
garlic to fly with you.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(DRACULA LAUGHING)</font>

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Oh, honey,
look at those fluffy clouds.

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Remember what we played
when you were little?

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Hide and Go
Seek Sharp Objects?

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Okay.
Regular Hide and Go Seek.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS CHUCKLES)</font>

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Where are you?

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS CHUCKLES)</font>

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Honeybat!

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Mavey!

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Honeybat!

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I'm gonna get you.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS PANTING)</font>

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Honey? Are you okay?

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHING)</font> Yes.
It's just a little harder

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to catch my breath
since I'm pregnant.

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Yes, well, I guess
that would make it more...

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What?

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<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>

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- I'm gonna be a grandpa!
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ECHOING)</font>

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<font color="#CC6600">JONATHAN:</font> And I'm gonna be a dad!

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ 'Cause you're
Daddy's girl, or boy ♪

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♪ Daddy's girl, or boy ♪

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I'm hungry again, honey.

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Can you get me
some ice cream with anchovies?

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No, no, no. You mustn't give
in to your cravings.

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It's not good for the baby.

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You need to increase
your spider intake,

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so he'll be able to
climb ceilings properly.

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And eat lots of sheep bile.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(BLEATING)</font>

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I love you,
Dad, but we don't even know

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if the kid's
gonna be a vampire.

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I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y,
just like Johnny.

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"Human-y." With thousands
of years of Dracula genes.

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Not gonna happen.

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As long as the baby's healthy.

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Of course.
A healthy little vampire.

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Or human.

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Yes, a human who can
fly as a bat.

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Here. Just have
some monster ball soup.

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It's your mommy's recipe.

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Aw!

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Thank you, Dad.

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Just like you made it when I was a kid.
My favorite. <font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>

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Sorry.

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Sir, only the father is allowed
in the delivery room.

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Really? I mean, okay.

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He's the family, I guess.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>

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Oh, look!
It's a boy! It's a boy!

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The Dracula
bloodline carries on!

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No one will ever harm you
as long as I'm here,

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my little devil dog.

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Dad, can I hold my baby?

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If I were Dad, I'd say yes.

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But I'm the nurse, Francine.

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Here you go anyway.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(KISSING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

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My bad.

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- <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(APPLAUDING)</font>

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Little Dennis is
a year old now. Wow!

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- <font color="#CC00CC">(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHS)</font>

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Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.

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Okay, time for presents, guys.

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All right!
Let's do this boy up!

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Check out what I got him.
Bling!

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Wow. Is it cursed?

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Super cursed.
Only the best.

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Straight from the crypt.

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He's just starting to walk,
so maybe it's heavier than...

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>

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Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.

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His name is Dennis.
Named after my father.

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It's not his vampire name.

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My little
Denisovichy-Weesovichy.

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Huh!
Are we sure he's a vampire?

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I mean,
not that it's a bad thing,

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but shouldn't he have fangs
and that pasty skin you guys have?

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Technically, you have until you're five
to get your vampire fangs.

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Oh, he'll get his fangs.
He's a Dracula.

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He's also half Loughran.

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Maybe he'd be better off where we live.
There's more humans there.

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What? Look how well he's playing
with the wolf pups.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SLURPING)</font>

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We have a present.
I hope it's acceptable.

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"My First Guillotine."

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Very educational.
Well played, Frank.

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It's great. Thank you.
We just have to baby-proof that.

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Johnny, do you know
where you put the rubber guards?

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Baby-proofing a guillotine?

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So you cut your finger off.
It's part of the fun.

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She made me
baby-proof the whole hotel.

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Someone's overprotective.

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Aah!

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Hmm?

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<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>

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<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Johnny! Come quick!

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<font color="#CC00CC">(PANTING)</font>

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What's up? He's okay?

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Dennis said his first word!
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

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He did?

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Come on, honey.
Say it again.

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Bleh, bleh-bleh.

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I don't say,
"Bleh, bleh-bleh."

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We didn't say you did.

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Then where did
he get that?

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Bleh, bleh-bleh.

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Well, maybe sometimes you say it.

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I only say it when I
say I don't say it!

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Bleh, bleh-bleh.

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Okay, kid.
We get it. You can talk.

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Denisovich.

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<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Dad.

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Just checking for cavities.

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Bleh, bleh-bleh.

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Bleh, bleh-bleh.

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It was you!

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(PHONE RINGING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT LAUGHING)</font>

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<font color="#CC6600">HUMAN FLY:</font>
Oh, my goodness, Leonard.

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If you really
looked that hideous,

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I don't think I
could hang out with you.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
Guys, what's the deal?

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Is this a party?
Pick up a phone.

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I don't care if Johnny said it's a "cool app."
Johnny's still new here.

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Now, Porridge Head, did you call a hearse
for the Gremlinbergs?

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No, you're checking
your Facebook page. Again.

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Drac, I told the guys social media

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is the best way to
promote the hotel.

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Right, Clifton?
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

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So, Drac, I wanted
to go through some thoughts I had,

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as your new human relations
coordinating co-assistant.

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Sure. It's a real job.

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Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy,
so you never leave here.

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Right. So,
I was thinking,

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since we have so many humans now,
maybe update some of the acts?

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Like, maybe the magician?

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What's wrong with
Harry Three-Eye?

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Well, he might be
a little old-school for the humans.

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Tell me,
sir, what was your card?

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The three of spades?

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Is this your card, my friend?

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Whoa!

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<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>

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No, Harry's great.

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Can't blame Harry
for the crowd not being hip.

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Okay, what about Wayne?

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Wayne? Are you nuts?
He's my boy.

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Then maybe something
other than tennis?

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Okay, so, what you wanna do

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is lift the racket right on impact, so
you get that nice top spin.

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Try and hit one.

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<font color="#CC00CC">(BARKING)</font>

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<font color="#CC00CC">(PANTING)</font>

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- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>
- What is that? What's the noise? It's on me!

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It's just the cell phone I got you.

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Clifton's sending you a text
so you can practice how to write back.

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- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE CHIMES)</font>
- Oh!

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Eh...

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What the...
It's not doing it.

236
00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,100
I got it.

237
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:04,968
<font color="#CC00CC">(JONATHAN READING)</font>

238
00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:09,707
Now you can text Clifton.

239
00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,009
All right, fine.

240
00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,778
How do you do this?

241
00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:15,946
<font color="#CC6600">JONATHAN:</font>
Maybe it's your fingernails.

242
00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:18,415
It's easy.
Look. I'll text Mavis.

243
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,352
Psyched for date night.

244
00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,687
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE CHIMES)</font>
- See? And now look, she texted right back.

245
00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:25,890
"Gotta cancel.
Can't leave Dennis."

246
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,825
Okay.

247
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:32,563
Are we never
allowed to be alone again?

248
00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:36,433
I need to feel loved, too.

249
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,236
And send.

250
00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:42,573
Okay. All that taught me
is that you're pathetic.

251
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,875
Yeah, got it.
Maybe you should just get Bluetooth.

252
00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:47,244
Okay.
Blue Tooth, come over here.

253
00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:51,615
So, now what?

254
00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,389
Rise and shine, my Denisovich.

255
00:15:58,455 --> 00:16:00,157
Hi, Papa.

256
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,561
Hello, my little devil.
Did you have sweet nightmares?

257
00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:07,431
Uh-huh. I dreamed
that I saw a stegosaurus.

258
00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,667
Oh... And were you
drinking his blood?

259
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,635
No.

260
00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:12,970
Just throwing it out there.

261
00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:14,505
Hey! You want to
do something cool?

262
00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:17,141
Yeah! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

263
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:21,745
I'm going to teach you
how to turn into a bat. Like me.

264
00:16:21,812 --> 00:16:23,647
- See?
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Cool.

265
00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,349
Yes! Cool, like I said.

266
00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,318
Now you try.

267
00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,820
I'm a bat. <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLES)</font>

268
00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,755
I'm a bat.
I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

269
00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:32,957
I'm a bat.

270
00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,292
I mean, a real bat.

271
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,827
I'm a bat!

272
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,696
<font color="#CC00CC">(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)</font>

273
00:16:38,762 --> 00:16:43,267
Denisovich. Take a breath.
You can really turn into a bat.

274
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,369
Try. Feel the bat.

275
00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,239
Not a chicken.

276
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,744
What's that?
The electric boogaloo?

277
00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:56,680
If I show you I can bust a move,
will you try to fly, then?

278
00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:57,747
Uh-huh.

279
00:16:57,781 --> 00:16:58,781
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

280
00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:14,431
Dad? Why are you guys dancing?

281
00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,800
Uh, he was sleep-dancing.

282
00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,236
Come on, sweetie.
Back to bed.

283
00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:22,239
"Back to bed"?
It's already after 8:00 p.m.

284
00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:24,241
Don't you remember
the new sleep schedule?

285
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,209
He's going to human
classes half the day.

286
00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,044
Uh...

287
00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:30,114
If he could just sleep till 2:00 A.M. tonight,
it'd be so great for him.

288
00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,116
But, honeydeath,
six of Wayne's wolf pups

289
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:34,118
are having
a birthday party tonight.

290
00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,286
You wouldn't want
him to miss that.

291
00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:40,124
Dad, I love the wolf pups,
but they're a little too rough for Dennis.

292
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,426
"Too rough"?

293
00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,495
Haven't you noticed?
Dennis is different.

294
00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:47,364
What are you saying?
Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters?

295
00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:50,668
I love monsters!
Video! Video! Ha!

296
00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,836
Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac
your monster video?

297
00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:53,903
Yeah! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

298
00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,909
<font color="#CC6600">MAN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(ON TV)</font>
Who's the coolest monster?

299
00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,744
<font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Kakie!

300
00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:03,781
Wee! Kakie one happy monster!

301
00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:06,383
Kakie love cake! Yummy!

302
00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,786
Tummy get a tummyache.

303
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:12,222
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
How is that a monster?

304
00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,391
<font color="#CC6600">KAKIE:</font> Have some cake,
Wuzzlelumplebum.

305
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:18,362
Remember, kids,
a real monster always shares.

306
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:23,233
"Shares"? Yes! When I think monsters,
I think "shares."

307
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,804
Now, let me tell you what a real
monster is, Denisovich.

308
00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,474
Dad, please. He's practically five already.
Don't force it.

309
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,580
Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum.

310
00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:40,117
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

311
00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:45,622
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
little star How I wonder ♪

312
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,158
Mommy,
I'm too old for lullabies.

313
00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,394
What?
That's not how that one goes.

314
00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,029
This is the way
most people sing it.

315
00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,298
"Most people"?
What's wrong with...

316
00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:57,801
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Suffer, suffer,
scream in pain ♪

317
00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:01,238
♪ Blood is spilling
from your brain ♪

318
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:04,007
Daddy. Come on. You know
how I sang it to you.

319
00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:07,211
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Zombies gnaw you
like a plum ♪

320
00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,414
♪ Piercing cries
and you succumb ♪

321
00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:15,953
♪ Suffer, suffer,
scream in pain ♪

322
00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:21,058
♪ You will never
breathe again ♪

323
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,528
Still works.

324
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,735
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

325
00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,542
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)</font>

326
00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:45,849
Oh...

327
00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,684
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

328
00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,853
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Happy birthday,
Wally, Wilson,

329
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,855
Whoopi,
Waylon, Weepy and Wanye.

330
00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,490
<font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>

331
00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,160
Denisovich! My big boy! You made it!
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHS)</font>

332
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:59,396
I thought about
what you said, Dad.

333
00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,198
Maybe I was being
a little overprotective.

334
00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:03,167
Thank you, coffin cake.

335
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,803
Dennis! I love you! Zing!

336
00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,404
Hi, Winnie.

337
00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:10,607
I just love your yummy strawberry locks!
Zing, zing!

338
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:17,648
Winnie. Give him his space, hon.
I'm sorry, Mavis.

339
00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,384
It's okay, Aunt Wanda.
They're just playing.

340
00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:24,154
Holy rabies! Limbo?
I used to love that game!

341
00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:26,056
Get in there, Mavey.

342
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:27,724
Really? But I'm a parent now.

343
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,159
Show 'em how it's done.

344
00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:30,460
Okay. Okay, okay.

345
00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,797
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

346
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,667
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

347
00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,071
No way! A pinata?

348
00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,677
Oh, Mavis, honey.
That's for later.

349
00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:48,645
<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Whoo! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

350
00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,352
We don't want
the pups to have too much...

351
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,249
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- PUP: Candy!

352
00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:56,852
Sugar.

353
00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:06,597
I'm sorry.
Did I start all that?

354
00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:08,703
Don't worry. There's a reason
they call it a litter.

355
00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,542
Whoa!

356
00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:20,777
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

357
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,813
<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Dennis! Are you okay?

358
00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,781
I got a candy.

359
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,750
Look! Your tooth came out.

360
00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:29,253
Are you kidding me?
He got his tooth knocked out?

361
00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:32,356
Oh, yes, indeed.
Here comes the fang.

362
00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:35,525
Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang.
Why would this one be?

363
00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:37,160
He's not a monster.

364
00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:39,396
<font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>

365
00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,463
Ooh!

366
00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,032
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>

367
00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,135
The sun's gonna come out soon,
and we gotta get to his classes.

368
00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:48,939
What's wrong with the classes we have here?
Like the kids' yoga?

369
00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:53,043
Yoga!

370
00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:55,178
This is Denisovich's home.

371
00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:56,780
I don't know, Dad.

372
00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,215
What don't you know?

373
00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:01,752
Well, we've been
talking about moving.

374
00:22:01,818 --> 00:22:04,254
Somewhere safer
for Dennis.

375
00:22:04,321 --> 00:22:07,224
Maybe where Johnny
grew up in California.

376
00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:11,161
I'm sorry, but you can't just make
somebody something they're not.

377
00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:14,765
Come on, honey.
We have to go.

378
00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:16,033
Zing, zing?

379
00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,970
Mavey, wait.
You can't mean that.

380
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,242
You're in on this?
The leaving?

381
00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:28,145
Uh...
It's not definite at all.

382
00:22:28,211 --> 00:22:29,413
It's just something
she's definitely talking about,

383
00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:31,715
but until we do it,
it's not definitized.

384
00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:37,120
Did he just cover
me with birdseed?

385
00:22:38,021 --> 00:22:39,423
Yeah, he covered me.

386
00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:40,489
<font color="#CC00CC">(CAWING)</font>

387
00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:52,469
Dad, it's not a fang.

388
00:22:52,536 --> 00:22:55,672
Dad, I don't know
if it's the right place for Dennis.

389
00:22:55,739 --> 00:22:57,374
Right, Johnny?

390
00:22:57,441 --> 00:23:00,677
Oh, hey, dudeman.
It's not me. It's Mavey.

391
00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:04,114
Hey, dudeman.
I'm afraid to say anything.

392
00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:06,450
Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!

393
00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,986
Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to?

394
00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:11,221
Do not disturb.
The count's wiggin' out in here.

395
00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:14,524
What are you
wiggin' out about, Drac?

396
00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:17,928
The kids. Mavey Wavey's saying
she wants to leave.

397
00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:20,630
She wants to leave? What about Johnny?
He doesn't wanna go.

398
00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:23,033
He's making the hotel
more human-y for Dennis.

399
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,868
You know, seeing
that he isn't a monster.

400
00:23:24,935 --> 00:23:26,303
He is a monster!

401
00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,437
He's just a late fanger.

402
00:23:27,504 --> 00:23:28,538
Mmm-hmm.

403
00:23:28,605 --> 00:23:30,140
And I could be a hand model.

404
00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:32,442
Shut up!
It's all that human-y stuff

405
00:23:32,509 --> 00:23:36,046
that's confusing
poor Denisovich.

406
00:23:36,113 --> 00:23:39,249
So maybe you gotta get the kid
around more monster-y things. Ooh!

407
00:23:39,316 --> 00:23:41,451
Oh, I need a cape.

408
00:23:41,518 --> 00:23:44,621
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> I can't. She's always around,
checking up on me.

409
00:23:44,688 --> 00:23:47,924
Man, if you could
just get some alone time.

410
00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,360
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Wait a minute.
That's what Johnny wants, too.

411
00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:53,530
Alone time with Mavis.

412
00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:57,501
<font color="#CC00CC">(STRAINING)</font>
Have they even had a vacation

413
00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:59,069
since before
they were married?

414
00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:00,136
<font color="#CC00CC">(TOILET FLUSHING)</font>

415
00:24:03,073 --> 00:24:06,309
They're going to now. And so are we.
Frank, you're a genius.

416
00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:19,088
Mmm-hmm.

417
00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,157
<font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

418
00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:25,762
We'll take Denisovich
to all our old haunts.

419
00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:27,597
<font color="#CC00CC">(RAT SQUEAKING)</font>

420
00:24:27,664 --> 00:24:29,064
Each of us will
show him our skills.

421
00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:33,303
Teach him how to be a monster.

422
00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,308
And he'll be
fanging it up in no time.

423
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,510
Boy turns five next week.

424
00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:43,113
If he's not a vampire by his birthday,
it ain't happenin'.

425
00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:45,415
Oh, it ain't
ain't happening, baby.

426
00:24:45,482 --> 00:24:47,818
All he needs is
time with his vampa.

427
00:24:47,884 --> 00:24:49,219
"Vampa"?

428
00:24:49,286 --> 00:24:50,620
Vampire grandpa.

429
00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:52,622
Come on, man.
That's obvious.

430
00:24:55,025 --> 00:24:57,227
Johnny. Come outside.

431
00:24:57,294 --> 00:24:59,629
What? Who is it?

432
00:24:59,696 --> 00:25:02,199
It's your father-in-law.
I need to talk to you.

433
00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,868
What's up?

434
00:25:05,602 --> 00:25:06,603
Oh.

435
00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:09,005
Let me get rid of them. Sorry.

436
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,175
No problem-o.
I was kinda diggin' the attention.

437
00:25:12,242 --> 00:25:13,242
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHIRPING)</font>

438
00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:17,214
Can they stay?
I don't think they're ready to leave yet.

439
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,416
Come on.
Go to your mother.

440
00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:20,684
Look, you want
to stay here, right?

441
00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,519
Of course.

442
00:25:22,586 --> 00:25:25,255
This is the first place
where I can really be myself.

443
00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:28,758
I haven't felt this alive
since they invented stuffed-crust pizza.

444
00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:33,129
Well, then, we've got some work to do.
Okay, so here's the plan.

445
00:25:33,196 --> 00:25:35,465
<font color="#CC00CC">(WHISPERING)</font> Maybe it's a good idea
to take her to your hometown.

446
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:37,767
- But remember...
- <font color="#CC00CC">(INAUDIBLE)</font>

447
00:25:37,834 --> 00:25:40,670
So, it's sliced avocado,
rolled oats with apricot,

448
00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:43,039
the Aveeno
moisturizer after every bath.

449
00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,409
And then the shea butter
on his tush before his PJs

450
00:25:46,476 --> 00:25:49,179
and then 20 minutes
with the nebulizer

451
00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:52,449
while I read his Learning Factory
Phonics book to him.

452
00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:55,886
It's asking a lot, Dad.
We could just take Dennis with us.

453
00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:58,822
What? Are you kidding me?
And get him off his routine?

454
00:25:58,889 --> 00:26:00,190
No, no, no.

455
00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:02,292
You kids go to California,

456
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,728
and see if it's the right place
to raise Denisovich.

457
00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:06,563
And you remember
how to video chat?

458
00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:09,933
Yes, yes. With the phone
and the buttons and the agony.

459
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,870
Thanks for being so understanding, Dad.
I know you'll keep him safe.

460
00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:17,474
Of course, Mavey.
Stake my heart and hope to die.

461
00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,442
I'm just gonna
miss him so much.

462
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:22,212
I love you, Dennis.

463
00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:24,080
I love you, Mommy.

464
00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:27,717
I'll tell him Mavey Wavey stories
every night before bed.

465
00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,653
You're the best.
I love you, Dad.

466
00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:35,559
Gonna miss all you guys.
You're all my family.

467
00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:38,361
Love you, Drac.

468
00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:40,730
Yes. I love you, too.

469
00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:44,501
Now, remember the plan.
Just keep her distracted and happy.

470
00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:47,003
But not too happy, capisce?
Got it.

471
00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:49,606
Operation "Just Keep Her
Distracted and Happy,

472
00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:52,976
"But Not Too Happy, Capisce,"
starts now. Cool?

473
00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:54,511
Smiling on the outside.

474
00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:55,679
Will you hug my backpack?

475
00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:56,745
No.

476
00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:03,219
<font color="#CC00CC">(MOANS)</font>

477
00:27:03,286 --> 00:27:05,155
Back to bed.

478
00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:08,358
Ah, yes, we'll get to the bed.
We all love the bed.

479
00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:10,694
But we're just gonna
do one thing first.

480
00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,399
Is it shorts
weather where we're going?

481
00:27:16,466 --> 00:27:19,135
Jeez. I hope not.
My body isn't swimsuit-ready yet.

482
00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,471
Whatever. Where's Griffin?

483
00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:23,807
Hey, can I have a second?
I'm just saying goodbye to Emily.

484
00:27:23,873 --> 00:27:25,508
Oh, brother.

485
00:27:25,575 --> 00:27:28,144
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(IN GIRLY VOICE)</font>
I'm gonna miss you so much.

486
00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,980
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
You know, you have to be strong, honey.

487
00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:31,047
Because what we
have is unbreakable.

488
00:27:31,114 --> 00:27:32,282
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH KISSING)</font>

489
00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:33,683
<font color="#CC00CC">(SOBBING)</font>

490
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,553
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Babe, don't cry.
Everyone's looking.

491
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,221
Okay, I gotta call him on this.

492
00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:41,258
Just let him play it out,
get it over with.

493
00:27:41,324 --> 00:27:45,795
Okay, you two lovebirds.
Drink your champagne and let's get going.

494
00:27:45,862 --> 00:27:48,064
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Oh, yeah.
No, sure. Okay.

495
00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,131
Cheers, babe.

496
00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,536
Oh. You klutz.

497
00:27:53,603 --> 00:27:55,672
We can't say
nothin' about this?

498
00:27:55,739 --> 00:27:57,099
No. We don't have
time for zingers.

499
00:28:05,582 --> 00:28:09,019
How do you click in
the stupid car seat?

500
00:28:09,085 --> 00:28:10,754
You gotta cut
those nails, man.

501
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,522
We just strap our
kids down with duct tape.

502
00:28:17,394 --> 00:28:18,995
What's he doing here?

503
00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:21,865
I told him he could come.
He's never been outside the hotel.

504
00:28:21,931 --> 00:28:24,634
Blobby, there's no room.
Sorry, man.

505
00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:25,781
<font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>

506
00:28:27,303 --> 00:28:29,005
Yeah, that ain't happenin'.

507
00:28:29,072 --> 00:28:31,708
Fine, put him on the Rascal.
Let's just get going.

508
00:28:37,313 --> 00:28:38,348
Oh.

509
00:28:46,623 --> 00:28:49,025
Where are we going,
Papa Drac?

510
00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:51,494
Oh, Denisovich, we're going
to have an adventure.

511
00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:53,730
A monster-y adventure.

512
00:28:53,797 --> 00:28:56,666
Yay! Monsters!
We're gonna eat cake.

513
00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:58,768
What did he say?

514
00:28:58,835 --> 00:29:01,237
No.
No cake on this monster trip.

515
00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:04,841
No cake, cebause Kakie says,
"Too much cake makes tummy ache."

516
00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:06,476
Yay!

517
00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:07,977
"A monster always shares."

518
00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:11,047
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Wow!

519
00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:13,450
We may need
more than a week.

520
00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:16,686
Hey, you know who
could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.

521
00:29:16,753 --> 00:29:20,223
What? We don't need to call Vlad.
We got this.

522
00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:24,828
You see, Denisovich,
monsters are nice, just like you.

523
00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:29,099
But when the moon comes out,
the real monster fun begins.

524
00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:30,867
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)</font>

525
00:29:30,934 --> 00:29:32,469
Being scary. Right, guys?

526
00:29:36,406 --> 00:29:37,640
Guys? Guys!
What is wrong with you?

527
00:29:37,707 --> 00:29:39,642
<font color="#CC00CC">(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)</font>

528
00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:41,845
Come on.
Everybody likes that song.

529
00:29:41,911 --> 00:29:45,682
We're not everybody.
We're scary monsters. Remember?

530
00:29:45,749 --> 00:29:46,983
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Hey, what are you putting in?

531
00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,518
It's an audio book.

532
00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:51,688
Bigfoot's life story.
He reads it himself.

533
00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,389
<font color="#CC6600">WOMAN:</font> Chapter One.

534
00:29:53,456 --> 00:29:54,456
<font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT GROWLING)</font>

535
00:30:00,663 --> 00:30:01,823
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)</font>

536
00:30:02,132 --> 00:30:03,132
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>

537
00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:26,856
Wow!

538
00:30:26,923 --> 00:30:29,058
This is gonna be so amazing.

539
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:32,162
Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy,
but not too happy.

540
00:30:32,228 --> 00:30:33,663
Huh?
What?

541
00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,999
I wanna see everything
you did growing up.

542
00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:38,201
As long as you're distracted, capisce?

543
00:30:40,136 --> 00:30:41,704
We can hit a few spots
on the way to my parents.

544
00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:43,273
Lemme just quickly call home.

545
00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:45,008
Ah! Don't do that.

546
00:30:45,074 --> 00:30:47,877
It's only 1:00 A.M. there.
Dennis isn't even up yet.

547
00:30:47,944 --> 00:30:51,214
Right. I'm just not used to
being away from him.

548
00:30:51,281 --> 00:30:53,716
Everything's gonna be cool.
Your dad was so all over it.

549
00:30:53,783 --> 00:30:55,819
I know. He's the best.

550
00:31:16,506 --> 00:31:17,807
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Right turn, here.

551
00:31:18,808 --> 00:31:20,643
Denisovich, rise and shine.

552
00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,212
<font color="#CC00CC">(SNORING)</font>

553
00:31:22,278 --> 00:31:24,881
Boys, this bringing
back any memories?

554
00:31:24,948 --> 00:31:28,218
We used to prowl around here
when we were in our 100s.

555
00:31:28,284 --> 00:31:31,588
The Dark Forest of Slobozia.

556
00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:42,632
Nice how they built it up.

557
00:31:42,699 --> 00:31:44,868
Okay, out of the car.

558
00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:47,470
Denisovich,
you're going to see

559
00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:50,039
every monster
do his specialty.

560
00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:53,743
First, Frank's gonna show us
how he scares people.

561
00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:56,579
Yay! He's gonna say, "Boo."

562
00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:59,115
Yeah, I don't
think "boos" ever work.

563
00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:02,218
But that's why we're here.
To learn from the master.

564
00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:05,088
Okay, I'll give it a shot.

565
00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:16,465
<font color="#CC00CC">(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)</font>

566
00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:17,499
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLS)</font>

567
00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:23,306
Yeah, guess it just depends
on work. <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

568
00:32:23,373 --> 00:32:24,874
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLS)</font>

569
00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:26,476
Frankenstein! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

570
00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:28,611
Hey, how ya doin'?

571
00:32:28,678 --> 00:32:31,781
You're awesome! Can we take a picture?
Is that okay?

572
00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:33,850
Sure, okay. Little
selfie action. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

573
00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,051
<font color="#CC00CC">(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>

574
00:32:35,118 --> 00:32:36,118
For real?

575
00:32:36,786 --> 00:32:38,321
Awesome! Thank you so much.

576
00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,656
Hey, have a great day.

577
00:32:40,323 --> 00:32:41,858
Boo!

578
00:32:41,925 --> 00:32:44,060
Oh. He's adorable.
He's adorable. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

579
00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:46,062
Adorable, yes.

580
00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:48,998
Not scary,
but "boo" is a start.

581
00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:50,566
<font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMS)</font>

582
00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:52,334
<font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>

583
00:32:59,909 --> 00:33:02,679
My birthday cake's gonna have
the coolest guy on it.

584
00:33:02,745 --> 00:33:05,081
Let me guess. Kakie.

585
00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:08,952
No. He's so cool.
He climbs walls and wears a cape.

586
00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,988
Oh, really. And who
is this very cool guy?

587
00:33:12,055 --> 00:33:13,723
Batman!

588
00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:15,525
Batman. Great.

589
00:33:15,592 --> 00:33:18,795
You don't know anyone else
with a cape that's cool?

590
00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:19,963
This is good. Stop here.

591
00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:29,405
Okay, Wayne. It's your turn.
Go kill something.

592
00:33:29,472 --> 00:33:30,606
Denisovich, watch this.

593
00:33:30,673 --> 00:33:31,908
What?

594
00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,276
I told you, come on.

595
00:33:33,343 --> 00:33:35,211
If we don't
inspire Denisovich,

596
00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:37,246
how's he going to
find his inner monster?

597
00:33:37,313 --> 00:33:38,648
Who's in a monster?

598
00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,216
Nobody, just...

599
00:33:40,283 --> 00:33:41,283
Here, have an avocado.

600
00:33:41,317 --> 00:33:42,552
Yay!

601
00:33:42,619 --> 00:33:44,620
Your mommy says
it's a good fat.

602
00:33:44,687 --> 00:33:46,756
Whatever
the heaven that means.

603
00:33:46,823 --> 00:33:48,791
Listen, I'm not gonna
set monsters back again

604
00:33:48,858 --> 00:33:51,361
just to make your
grandkid like vampires.

605
00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:52,862
Anyway, there's nothing to kill here.
It's all been...

606
00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:53,929
<font color="#CC00CC">(TWIGS SNAPPING)</font>

607
00:33:56,899 --> 00:33:58,167
Aw...

608
00:33:58,234 --> 00:33:59,402
What a cutie.

609
00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:01,604
But kill him.

610
00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:05,274
Oh, great. You know
I haven't done this in years.

611
00:34:05,341 --> 00:34:08,244
We don't need to kill anymore.
We have Pop-Tarts.

612
00:34:08,311 --> 00:34:10,713
Denisovich,
you're going to love this.

613
00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,683
Wayne's going to eat that whole deer,
and the next one's yours.

614
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,851
Wayne, go.

615
00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:21,824
Oh, man. I'm too old for this.

616
00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,193
Okay, how's it go again?

617
00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,495
<font color="#CC00CC">(HOWLS)</font>

618
00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,063
No, no, wait.
That's for the moon.

619
00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:29,297
Oh, I growl. Right, here goes.

620
00:34:31,467 --> 00:34:32,768
Growl!

621
00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:33,835
<font color="#CC6600">MAN:</font> Get it, boy.

622
00:34:34,437 --> 00:34:35,437
<font color="#CC00CC">(BARKING)</font>

623
00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:37,806
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH GROWLING)</font>

624
00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:40,976
Get it, Uncle Wayne.

625
00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:47,315
Some werewolf.
Did you actually say the word "growl?"

626
00:34:47,382 --> 00:34:48,784
You're a werewussy.

627
00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,186
I said I was rusty.

628
00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:53,523
Gimme me that Frisbee.

629
00:34:53,589 --> 00:34:55,024
No! It's my Frisbee!
I fetched it!

630
00:34:55,091 --> 00:34:56,692
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Give it to me!
Give it back!

631
00:34:56,759 --> 00:34:59,228
Give it over here!
Give me that! Give it back!

632
00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:06,502
He's fine.
He's Blobby.

633
00:35:09,272 --> 00:35:12,175
This place is so
amazing and scenic.

634
00:35:12,241 --> 00:35:13,409
What do you
wanna show me first?

635
00:35:13,476 --> 00:35:14,777
Mmm. I don't know.

636
00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,279
It's pretty,
but there's really

637
00:35:16,345 --> 00:35:17,747
nothing to do
once it gets dark.

638
00:35:17,814 --> 00:35:19,215
Wait. What's that place?

639
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,922
So, you're telling
me that I can pick

640
00:35:25,988 --> 00:35:27,668
between all these
different kinds of chips?

641
00:35:28,391 --> 00:35:29,559
Yes.

642
00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:31,394
How do people decide?

643
00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:33,362
Whoa!

644
00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:36,232
Now what's that
beautiful fountain of rubies?

645
00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:39,402
Johnny,
have you tried this Slurpee?

646
00:35:39,469 --> 00:35:41,471
Not that quickly, hon.

647
00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:44,874
It comes in 48 flavors.
We have to try them all.

648
00:35:48,144 --> 00:35:49,879
Uh, I don't know
if we have time.

649
00:35:49,946 --> 00:35:52,648
Why? This place is open
all night. Right, sir?

650
00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:53,715
Yes.

651
00:35:55,051 --> 00:35:56,051
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

652
00:35:58,321 --> 00:35:59,655
Johnny, look.

653
00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,859
They're making a TV
show about this place and we're the stars.

654
00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,227
Hello, world.

655
00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:05,695
Awesome.

656
00:36:05,762 --> 00:36:09,365
It's totally awesome.
You're so lucky, Kal.

657
00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:11,968
Hello, world.

658
00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:17,373
Okay, Murray. Your turn.

659
00:36:18,808 --> 00:36:22,278
Excuse us. Do you know where someone
can get a bite around here?

660
00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:25,548
Did you seriously just ask a vampire
where to get a bite?

661
00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:28,084
Oh, gosh. I didn't mean...
We're not from around here.

662
00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:30,553
This is so embarrassing.
Just keep going.

663
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,555
Sorry to bother you.
Love your chocolate cereal.

664
00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:37,994
So, what do you
want me to do now?

665
00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,762
Denisovich,
you won't believe it.

666
00:36:39,829 --> 00:36:42,098
The mummy can
crash through walls

667
00:36:42,165 --> 00:36:44,100
and turn into
a swarm of beetles

668
00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,435
and put a curse on anyone.

669
00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:47,937
That sounds mean.

670
00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:49,539
It's fun mean. Okay.

671
00:36:49,605 --> 00:36:51,207
So, check it out.

672
00:36:51,274 --> 00:36:55,811
Murray's going to conjure up
the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen.

673
00:36:55,878 --> 00:36:57,547
Hit it!

674
00:36:57,613 --> 00:36:59,282
Sandstorm?
It's been awhile.

675
00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,317
Not my problem.
Do it. Say your little spell.

676
00:37:01,384 --> 00:37:04,086
Okay.

677
00:37:04,153 --> 00:37:07,890
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font> I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin,
just try not to faint.

678
00:37:13,362 --> 00:37:14,362
<font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>

679
00:37:15,298 --> 00:37:17,500
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHANTING IN FAUX
EGYPTIAN LANGUAGE)</font>

680
00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:29,945
Ow!

681
00:37:29,979 --> 00:37:31,214
My back.

682
00:37:32,014 --> 00:37:33,014
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

683
00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:36,953
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

684
00:37:40,323 --> 00:37:41,591
Oh. Wait.

685
00:37:45,595 --> 00:37:46,595
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH LAUGHING)</font>

686
00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:47,963
<font color="#CC00CC">(GRIFFIN LAUGHING)</font>

687
00:37:47,997 --> 00:37:49,599
How cute!

688
00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:50,600
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

689
00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:52,335
Ow! Ow!

690
00:37:56,572 --> 00:37:59,942
Wait. Stop at that playground.
Look at these cute kids.

691
00:38:02,645 --> 00:38:03,645
<font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTING)</font>

692
00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:09,552
Holy rabies!
This looks like a blast.

693
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:10,987
I don't know, Mavey.

694
00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,889
This can be pretty dangerous
if you don't know what you're doing.

695
00:38:13,956 --> 00:38:15,625
Of course, I rock these bikes.

696
00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:17,059
May I, little dude?

697
00:38:17,893 --> 00:38:20,496
Check it out. Oh, yeah.

698
00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:22,565
This is how I rolled every summer.

699
00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:26,602
Whoo-hoo!

700
00:38:26,669 --> 00:38:27,669
Whoa, whoa!

701
00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:29,537
<font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>

702
00:38:34,377 --> 00:38:35,377
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

703
00:38:37,046 --> 00:38:38,447
I think I scratched it.

704
00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:39,515
Oh...

705
00:38:39,582 --> 00:38:41,183
My turn.

706
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:44,186
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Mavey, I told you,
it took me years to get this good.

707
00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:46,222
Well, I'll give it a try.

708
00:39:22,825 --> 00:39:23,826
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

709
00:39:23,893 --> 00:39:25,294
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

710
00:39:25,361 --> 00:39:28,064
You feel me now?
That's my girlfriend, suckers.

711
00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,465
Your wife, Johnny.

712
00:39:29,532 --> 00:39:31,233
My wife. Even better.

713
00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:34,937
That was sick, lady.
Where did you learn how to do that stuff?

714
00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:36,372
Transylvania.

715
00:39:36,439 --> 00:39:39,709
That's cool. I have a cousin
from Pennsylvania.

716
00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:43,479
Oh. These little guys are so sweet.
Dennis would love them.

717
00:39:43,546 --> 00:39:45,247
What an awesome
place to raise a kid.

718
00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:47,183
Oh. To raise a kid?

719
00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:49,118
I don't know about awesome.

720
00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:52,254
Maybe tubular. Capisce?

721
00:39:52,321 --> 00:39:53,956
Anyways, we should
hit my folks' place.

722
00:39:54,023 --> 00:39:54,890
I said we'd be there by now.

723
00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,325
Sure.

724
00:39:56,392 --> 00:39:58,527
Oh, hey, it's after
3:00 o'clock in Transylvania.

725
00:39:58,594 --> 00:40:00,496
I'm gonna check
on Dennis, okay?

726
00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:08,304
Chocolate cereal.
Are you kidding me?

727
00:40:08,371 --> 00:40:10,506
It's okay, Drac.
It's 'cause they love us.

728
00:40:10,573 --> 00:40:13,008
Yeah.
Monsters are what's goin' on.

729
00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:15,177
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Oh, yeah.
You should embrace it like I did.

730
00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:17,213
I've got a best-selling workout video.

731
00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:19,915
Follow me, ladies.
Right. And left.

732
00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,651
No, girls. Watch me.
You're not watching.

733
00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:25,654
Here we go. And eight
and seven and six...

734
00:40:25,721 --> 00:40:27,423
That's not me, guys.

735
00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:30,860
Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin' it up
in the German soccer league.

736
00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:33,006
- <font color="#CC00CC">(COMMENTATOR SPEAKING GERMAN)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>

737
00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,714
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>
- Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.

738
00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:42,838
It's Mavis.

739
00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:44,640
You gotta answer it.

740
00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:46,242
You're pushin' too hard.
Lighter.

741
00:40:46,308 --> 00:40:48,344
All right!

742
00:40:48,411 --> 00:40:51,347
Denisovich, wake up.
Oh, boy, he's out cold.

743
00:40:51,414 --> 00:40:52,548
GRIFFIN: I got this.

744
00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:56,585
Dad, what took so long?

745
00:40:56,652 --> 00:40:57,953
What?

746
00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:01,323
Nothing, Mavey.
We're all great here at the hotel.

747
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,392
Just doing hotel things.

748
00:41:03,459 --> 00:41:04,760
Sorry, can't handle your breath.

749
00:41:04,827 --> 00:41:06,295
I hear ya.

750
00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:07,830
How are you?

751
00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:09,432
We're having a blast.

752
00:41:09,498 --> 00:41:12,568
We just went biking and mini-marting.
It's so fun here.

753
00:41:13,302 --> 00:41:14,737
Is Dennis okay?

754
00:41:14,804 --> 00:41:16,038
Oh. Of course.

755
00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:17,873
You want to see him?

756
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,742
Yes. Yes, I do.

757
00:41:19,809 --> 00:41:21,110
Hi, baby. How are you?

758
00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:22,745
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Mommy.

759
00:41:22,812 --> 00:41:23,812
I happy. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

760
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,414
Aw.

761
00:41:25,481 --> 00:41:27,183
Hey, little dude.

762
00:41:27,249 --> 00:41:28,818
Why is he wearing sunglasses?

763
00:41:28,884 --> 00:41:30,953
Oh, we were playing.

764
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,789
It's a superhero thing.

765
00:41:33,856 --> 00:41:37,293
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Cebause,
I'm Sunglasses Man, to the rescue!

766
00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:38,961
Okay, take it down a notch.
I'm flying.

767
00:41:39,028 --> 00:41:41,564
You sound funny.

768
00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:44,700
Oh, no, no, that's his
Sunglasses Man voice.

769
00:41:44,767 --> 00:41:47,503
Static. The signal is bad.
Mavis, are you there?

770
00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:50,004
<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Yeah, I'm still...

771
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,876
All right.
I guess he's having fun.

772
00:41:53,943 --> 00:41:55,644
Of course he is. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

773
00:41:57,646 --> 00:42:00,015
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Wow, I nailed it
with the Sunglasses Man.

774
00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,684
Right off the top of my head.

775
00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,719
I threw in a "cebause."
Did everyone see that?

776
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:06,555
She said she was having fun.
Johnny's blowing it.

777
00:42:06,622 --> 00:42:09,859
She's biking and mini-marting.
She's gonna wanna move!

778
00:42:09,925 --> 00:42:12,761
I gotta fix this kid now.
Are we almost there or what?

779
00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:14,730
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
Okay, I may

780
00:42:14,797 --> 00:42:16,398
have taken a wrong
turn a few miles back.

781
00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:18,267
Don't get mad.
What?

782
00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:22,538
Someone turn on
the navigator on this thing.

783
00:42:22,605 --> 00:42:24,573
- Look how light I touch it.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE BEEPS)</font>

784
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,576
<font color="#CC6600">NAVIGATOR VOICE:</font>
Please enter your destination.

785
00:42:27,643 --> 00:42:31,280
Please. I am begging you.

786
00:42:33,949 --> 00:42:36,418
Yeah, this is gonna
be good, Denisovich.

787
00:42:36,485 --> 00:42:39,355
Scary stuff, okay?
It's in you.

788
00:42:39,421 --> 00:42:42,191
We just gotta
concentrate on the scary.

789
00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:45,027
Papa Drac?
Do you miss Grandma?

790
00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:47,863
Miss Grandma?
Oh. Sure, I do.

791
00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:52,201
I miss her every day.
She was my zing.

792
00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,603
Why do you ask?

793
00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:56,071
I don't know.

794
00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:58,107
Do you miss anybody?

795
00:42:58,173 --> 00:43:00,276
I miss Mommy and Daddy.

796
00:43:00,342 --> 00:43:03,112
And who else?
You miss that Winnie?

797
00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:06,282
The pup who tackles you
and tries to lick you all the time?

798
00:43:06,348 --> 00:43:08,584
Yeah, but we're just friends.

799
00:43:08,651 --> 00:43:11,453
Oh, no, no, no.
You're a Dracula.

800
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,324
You can't just be friends with a cute,
hairy number like Winnie.

801
00:43:15,391 --> 00:43:20,996
<font color="#CC6600">NAVIGATOR VOICE:</font> Right turn, now!
Here. You imbecile!

802
00:43:21,063 --> 00:43:22,131
Oh, right. Turn, Griffin!

803
00:43:22,197 --> 00:43:23,365
Yes, Papa Drac.

804
00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:33,242
Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll be guzzling
goat blood in no time.

805
00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:36,679
- You have arrived at your destination.
- Yes!

806
00:43:36,745 --> 00:43:38,547
Yes!
Here we are.

807
00:43:38,614 --> 00:43:40,983
It's the vampire summer camp
I went to as a kid.

808
00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:43,452
What's it, Camp Vamp?

809
00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,588
No. Who names
their camp "Camp Vamp?"

810
00:43:45,654 --> 00:43:47,823
It's Camp Winnepacaca.

811
00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:06,541
<font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>

812
00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,112
You see, Denisovich?

813
00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:14,249
This is where I learned
to catch mice and shapeshift.

814
00:44:14,316 --> 00:44:17,987
And use my incredible powers and strength.
It's pretty cool. Huh?

815
00:44:18,053 --> 00:44:19,053
Badminton.

816
00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:20,555
<font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTING)</font>

817
00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:26,895
Yes, I don't
remember this badminting.

818
00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:29,932
Well, well, is this a night?
How ya doin', folks?

819
00:44:29,999 --> 00:44:31,800
I'm Dana, the director.

820
00:44:31,867 --> 00:44:34,336
We're sure excited to have you
legends visitin' us.

821
00:44:34,403 --> 00:44:36,372
What can I do you for?

822
00:44:36,438 --> 00:44:41,176
Well, I'm very interested
in sending my grandboy, Denisovich, here.

823
00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:45,714
Oh. This little redheaded,
non-fangy little guy?

824
00:44:45,781 --> 00:44:49,251
Oh, they're in there. He's a late fanger.
That's why we came here.

825
00:44:49,318 --> 00:44:51,453
Can you show us
some of the drills,

826
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,589
like where they
catch the mice?

827
00:44:53,656 --> 00:44:56,625
Can do.
A-course now we call it Tee-Mousing.

828
00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:00,428
<font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>

829
00:45:02,531 --> 00:45:03,531
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

830
00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:10,139
So they don't have
to catch the mice?

831
00:45:10,205 --> 00:45:13,676
Nope. We find this is a good way
to build their confidence.

832
00:45:15,477 --> 00:45:16,545
Come here.

833
00:45:17,846 --> 00:45:19,606
It's right there!
What's the matter with you?

834
00:45:21,383 --> 00:45:22,651
Hokey-pokey.

835
00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:25,821
Ah!

836
00:45:25,888 --> 00:45:29,258
There it is, Denisovich.
Where Papa learned to fly.

837
00:45:29,324 --> 00:45:31,360
Ooh! I wanna fly like Papa.

838
00:45:31,427 --> 00:45:32,461
<font color="#CC00CC">(CREAKING)</font>

839
00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:37,966
Uh...

840
00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:39,768
Yeah. We're over here, now.

841
00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:43,672
Had to scale it down.
Insurance.

842
00:45:46,141 --> 00:45:47,342
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

843
00:45:47,409 --> 00:45:49,678
Help me. Help me. Help me.

844
00:45:49,745 --> 00:45:52,681
Hokey-pokey.
See ya at the campfire.

845
00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:55,416
<font color="#CC00CC">(DOORBELL DINGS)</font>

846
00:45:57,553 --> 00:46:00,189
Well, gosh! Welcome, you two.

847
00:46:00,255 --> 00:46:01,423
Hey, gang.

848
00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:04,360
Hi, guys. This is so exciting.

849
00:46:04,426 --> 00:46:08,564
Ah!
Look at all of this. So cool.

850
00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:11,166
Wow! I can't
believe I'm actually here.

851
00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:12,534
Well, you are.

852
00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:15,904
Now, how does it work?
Are you up all night and sleep all day?

853
00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:17,272
Yeah.

854
00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:18,340
Oh. I'll do
whatever you guys want.

855
00:46:18,407 --> 00:46:19,942
Good.

856
00:46:20,008 --> 00:46:22,578
'Cause I bought this
pretty sunhat for you. Linda.

857
00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:24,580
But otherwise this poncho,
if you wanna be safe.

858
00:46:24,646 --> 00:46:26,415
We can deal with
it later, Linda.

859
00:46:26,482 --> 00:46:27,416
Okay.

860
00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:29,151
Oh! Come see.

861
00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:32,020
I've set up your bedroom.

862
00:46:32,087 --> 00:46:33,087
<font color="#CC00CC">(EVIL LAUGHTER)</font>

863
00:46:35,991 --> 00:46:39,128
It's just like Transylvania.

864
00:46:39,194 --> 00:46:42,664
Oh, Transylvania.
That was a fun experience.

865
00:46:42,731 --> 00:46:44,800
Mike was afraid he'd get
disemboweled and eaten,

866
00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:46,802
but I told him he
was just being silly.

867
00:46:46,869 --> 00:46:48,509
- That was you, Linda.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR BELL DINGS)</font>

868
00:46:48,871 --> 00:46:50,773
Oh. There they are.

869
00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,609
You know, we have a couple
of mixed families in the neighborhood,

870
00:46:53,675 --> 00:46:55,577
so I thought I'd
invite them over.

871
00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:57,679
They might be nice
for you guys to talk to

872
00:46:57,746 --> 00:46:59,481
since you're
thinkin' about moving here.

873
00:47:01,216 --> 00:47:03,352
Hi, Caren.
Hi, Pandragora.

874
00:47:03,418 --> 00:47:04,920
Welcome, Mavis.
Hey, guys.

875
00:47:06,488 --> 00:47:09,725
Yeah, you're gonna dig it here.
Don't even worry.

876
00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:13,128
People are totally cool
with our lifestyle choice.

877
00:47:13,195 --> 00:47:14,496
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR BELL DINGS)</font>
- I mean, the kids get picked on a little,

878
00:47:14,563 --> 00:47:16,765
but it toughens them up.

879
00:47:16,832 --> 00:47:18,632
<font color="#CC6600">LINDA:</font> Oh, hey, you guys.
And this is Loretta.

880
00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,636
She's married to Paul,
who's a werewolf.

881
00:47:20,702 --> 00:47:22,304
Excuse me?

882
00:47:22,371 --> 00:47:25,808
Yes, I was telling Mavis about the other
monster-human couples in town.

883
00:47:25,874 --> 00:47:27,709
I am not a werewolf.

884
00:47:27,776 --> 00:47:30,379
Oh. I thought...

885
00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:33,048
Well, you're welcome to stay
and have some cupcakes. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

886
00:47:34,449 --> 00:47:36,618
<font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR CLOSES)</font>

887
00:47:36,685 --> 00:47:40,756
ALL: <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font>
♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪

888
00:47:40,823 --> 00:47:44,960
♪ Through the centuries together ♪

889
00:47:45,027 --> 00:47:49,231
♪ Even in the brightest sunny weather ♪

890
00:47:49,298 --> 00:47:53,435
♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪

891
00:47:53,502 --> 00:47:57,039
♪ Literally ♪

892
00:47:57,105 --> 00:48:00,409
♪ Forever ♪

893
00:48:00,476 --> 00:48:01,476
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

894
00:48:04,246 --> 00:48:07,015
Great job, vampires.
Give yourselves a hug.

895
00:48:07,082 --> 00:48:08,082
<font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Mmm...

896
00:48:13,121 --> 00:48:14,156
We're going.

897
00:48:14,223 --> 00:48:15,223
What? Where?

898
00:48:21,597 --> 00:48:23,031
<font color="#CC6600">MURRAY:</font> Why are we doing this?

899
00:48:23,098 --> 00:48:25,901
You'd rather be listening
to those putrid new songs?

900
00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:28,003
What happened to Michael Row
Your Corpse Ashore?

901
00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:30,639
Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe?

902
00:48:36,044 --> 00:48:37,880
We shouldn't be up here, Drac.

903
00:48:37,946 --> 00:48:39,948
Who's ready to fly?

904
00:48:40,015 --> 00:48:42,217
Me! Me! Like a superhero.

905
00:48:42,284 --> 00:48:44,086
Better! Like a vampire!

906
00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,922
This thing is rickety.

907
00:48:46,989 --> 00:48:49,291
You know what?
Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly.

908
00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:52,628
Quiet. This is how they learn.
You throw them and they figure it out.

909
00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:55,163
It's how I was taught.

910
00:48:55,230 --> 00:48:56,598
I wanna fly now!

911
00:48:56,665 --> 00:49:00,002
Attabat. You know Papa's right here
if you need him.

912
00:49:00,068 --> 00:49:01,503
Uh. I can't watch this.

913
00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:03,071
Please don't.

914
00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:05,607
Here we go!

915
00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:06,674
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Wee!

916
00:49:11,947 --> 00:49:13,215
He's still not flying.

917
00:49:13,282 --> 00:49:14,283
He will.

918
00:49:15,617 --> 00:49:17,085
Still not.

919
00:49:17,152 --> 00:49:18,152
It'll happen.

920
00:49:19,321 --> 00:49:20,689
This is a tall tower.

921
00:49:20,756 --> 00:49:22,224
That's why it's good.

922
00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:23,558
You should get him.

923
00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:24,693
He's gonna fall to his death.

924
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,628
He's taking his time.

925
00:49:26,695 --> 00:49:28,030
<font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS YELLING)</font>

926
00:49:28,096 --> 00:49:29,598
Drac!

927
00:49:29,665 --> 00:49:31,566
I did that my first time.

928
00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:33,235
He's getting too
close to the ground!

929
00:49:34,636 --> 00:49:36,038
You know what?
He's not gonna fly.

930
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,239
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GASPING)</font>

931
00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:39,740
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>

932
00:49:40,442 --> 00:49:41,442
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

933
00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:44,613
Ah.

934
00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:49,685
I told you.
Papa's always here for you.

935
00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:52,020
Again! Again!

936
00:49:52,087 --> 00:49:54,756
Oh, dear. Oh, my devil.
We're gonna have to report this.

937
00:49:54,823 --> 00:49:56,391
You mean to the papers?

938
00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,828
I guess it was pretty cool,
but I'm not about getting press.

939
00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:02,364
No, sir.
I mean the authorities.

940
00:50:02,431 --> 00:50:04,866
I can't not report
child endangerment.

941
00:50:04,933 --> 00:50:07,703
Whoa!
Listen to me. That was fun.

942
00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:10,138
Your singing is
child endangerment.

943
00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:12,207
Should we go
down and help him?

944
00:50:12,274 --> 00:50:15,110
Nope. I told him this was nuts.
He's on his own.

945
00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:16,678
We have to call
the boy's mother.

946
00:50:16,745 --> 00:50:18,280
No, that ain't happening.

947
00:50:18,347 --> 00:50:20,916
His mother's
already nutsy koo koo!

948
00:50:20,983 --> 00:50:23,585
I have to follow protocol.

949
00:50:23,652 --> 00:50:27,222
You will not follow protocol.

950
00:50:27,289 --> 00:50:29,224
I'm a vampire.
I can't be hypnotized.

951
00:50:30,025 --> 00:50:31,226
Right.

952
00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:33,795
Now, please. Don't
make me call the police.

953
00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:35,664
No one's calling nobody!

954
00:50:36,498 --> 00:50:37,532
<font color="#CC00CC">(EXPLOSION)</font>

955
00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,599
<font color="#CC6600">FRANKENSTEIN:</font> Aah!

956
00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,202
Fire!

957
00:50:40,268 --> 00:50:43,071
<font color="#CC6600">MURRAY:</font> Stop, drop and roll.
Stop, drop and roll.

958
00:50:43,138 --> 00:50:44,473
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Screaming's not helping!

959
00:50:44,539 --> 00:50:45,539
<font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Yay!

960
00:50:53,148 --> 00:50:54,950
Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?

961
00:50:55,584 --> 00:50:56,584
Bad?

962
00:50:58,387 --> 00:51:01,156
No. You're
the best kid in the world.

963
00:51:01,223 --> 00:51:04,559
We didn't start the fire.
It was the tower.

964
00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:09,097
That's a very unsafe tower.
You're lucky we don't call the authorities.

965
00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:10,966
Let's go, my hero.

966
00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:13,769
Cebause I'm Batman!
To the Batmobile!

967
00:51:13,835 --> 00:51:15,337
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Yes. To the...

968
00:51:18,173 --> 00:51:19,173
<font color="#CC00CC">(CLATTERING)</font>

969
00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,208
<font color="#CC00CC">(WAYNE BARKING)</font>

970
00:51:22,210 --> 00:51:23,210
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

971
00:51:26,815 --> 00:51:29,451
Sorry about all that stuff.
I guess they thought you'd like it.

972
00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:31,620
Why do I feel so weird here?

973
00:51:31,686 --> 00:51:33,822
No, hon. They're being weird.

974
00:51:33,889 --> 00:51:36,291
I think they're
just trying to help me.

975
00:51:36,358 --> 00:51:39,828
I mean, I grew up knowing nothing
living inside that hotel.

976
00:51:39,895 --> 00:51:42,831
And you learned about everything
growing up in Santa Claus.

977
00:51:42,898 --> 00:51:45,367
Santa Cruz. But, uh...

978
00:51:45,434 --> 00:51:48,203
Maybe if Dennis grows up
away from Transylvania,

979
00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:52,240
he won't be so freaky.
Like me.

980
00:51:52,307 --> 00:51:55,777
Are you nuts?
Mavis, you're a blast.

981
00:51:55,844 --> 00:51:58,680
You're so full of life
and curious about everything.

982
00:51:58,747 --> 00:52:00,982
If Dennis grows up
to be just like you,

983
00:52:01,049 --> 00:52:03,151
I'll be the luckiest dad in the world.

984
00:52:03,218 --> 00:52:06,288
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
I love you, Johnnystein.

985
00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:07,689
You know what?

986
00:52:07,756 --> 00:52:10,659
As long as we're all together,
we'll be happy anywhere.

987
00:52:10,726 --> 00:52:12,194
Even at the hotel.

988
00:52:13,361 --> 00:52:14,963
Yes!

989
00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:16,030
<font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>

990
00:52:17,432 --> 00:52:18,767
- What are you doing?
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS YELLING)</font>

991
00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,303
Check out this
video my friend sent me.

992
00:52:21,369 --> 00:52:23,371
This kid is
an awesome daredevil.

993
00:52:24,473 --> 00:52:25,607
Ah.

994
00:52:25,674 --> 00:52:26,575
Oh, dude!

995
00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:27,709
Did you get it?

996
00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:29,010
Wait! Is that Dennis?

997
00:52:29,077 --> 00:52:33,782
No! Is it? No. It's just hard to see.
But... <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>

998
00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:36,351
Oops. Just deleted it.
So, it's gone.

999
00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:37,418
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

1000
00:52:42,057 --> 00:52:43,057
<font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>

1001
00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:48,997
What? It's Mavis.
I'm not answering it.

1002
00:52:51,032 --> 00:52:53,001
Come on, Drac. You have to.

1003
00:52:54,336 --> 00:52:55,537
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIREN WAILING)</font>

1004
00:52:55,604 --> 00:52:57,272
All right!

1005
00:52:57,339 --> 00:52:58,840
Yes, honeybunch.

1006
00:52:58,907 --> 00:53:00,509
Dad? Where are you?

1007
00:53:00,575 --> 00:53:04,546
Um... We're outside the hotel
having a little cookout.

1008
00:53:04,613 --> 00:53:06,248
It's perfectly safe.

1009
00:53:06,314 --> 00:53:07,849
What's that noise?
Is that a siren?

1010
00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:11,086
Oh, those are just
some wailing banshees checking in.

1011
00:53:11,153 --> 00:53:12,954
Quiet, you banshees.

1012
00:53:13,021 --> 00:53:15,757
We're trying to have a perfectly safe
cookout over here.

1013
00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:19,427
Mommy!
I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy!

1014
00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:20,929
Papa Drac just tried
to teach me how to fly.

1015
00:53:20,996 --> 00:53:22,430
Wait a minute.
Is that the mother?

1016
00:53:22,497 --> 00:53:23,932
Oh, no. Static again.

1017
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,135
I am coming back to
the hotel right now.

1018
00:53:27,202 --> 00:53:31,306
And you better be there or I swear, Dad,
you're gonna be very sorry.

1019
00:53:32,107 --> 00:53:34,075
What's goin' on?

1020
00:53:34,142 --> 00:53:35,377
We need to get
home right away.

1021
00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:36,443
Whoa!

1022
00:53:37,846 --> 00:53:40,482
Okay.
I'll go wake up my backpack.

1023
00:53:40,549 --> 00:53:42,083
Guys, we gotta move.

1024
00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:44,519
We got no car!
How we gonna get out of here?

1025
00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:46,087
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Don't worry.
I made a call.

1026
00:53:52,694 --> 00:53:53,774
<font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>

1027
00:53:55,597 --> 00:53:58,567
I'm sorry, Blobby.
We really meant to call you sooner.

1028
00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,341
Hit it!

1029
00:54:21,656 --> 00:54:22,757
Transylvania.

1030
00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,159
You want to go where?

1031
00:54:24,226 --> 00:54:25,594
Transylvania.
As soon as possible.

1032
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:27,662
We don't fly
direct to Transylvania.

1033
00:54:27,729 --> 00:54:29,097
You don't?

1034
00:54:29,164 --> 00:54:31,366
You can go to Bucharest,
but you'll have to

1035
00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:33,268
switch planes in
Chicago and then Zurich.

1036
00:54:33,335 --> 00:54:35,003
So, when would we get there?

1037
00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:38,073
Well, the Chicago flight's delayed
due to bad weather.

1038
00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:39,139
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1039
00:54:43,645 --> 00:54:45,247
So, two seats in coach?

1040
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,680
No!

1041
00:54:47,215 --> 00:54:48,650
- No!
- Yes.

1042
00:55:01,263 --> 00:55:03,465
<font color="#CC00CC">(JONATHAN CHEERING)</font>

1043
00:55:06,601 --> 00:55:07,681
<font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>

1044
00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:11,740
You have to go now?
When we finally have no traffic.

1045
00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:13,408
You're killing me, Blobby.

1046
00:55:21,116 --> 00:55:22,116
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>

1047
00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:26,421
I still have some cloud on me.
Gotta do a selfie!

1048
00:55:26,488 --> 00:55:27,989
Johnny! Not now!

1049
00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:29,291
Okay. Maybe later.

1050
00:55:30,859 --> 00:55:31,859
<font color="#CC00CC">(HONKING)</font>

1051
00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:38,099
This scooter thing's out of juice.
We're never gonna make it.

1052
00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:39,601
Frank, blow.

1053
00:55:49,044 --> 00:55:50,145
Now!

1054
00:55:55,483 --> 00:55:56,483
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

1055
00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:12,967
<font color="#CC00CC">(DRACULA LAUGHING)</font>

1056
00:56:13,034 --> 00:56:16,237
How fun is this?
Why are you laughing? You like that?

1057
00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:17,572
Watch this.

1058
00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,307
<font color="#CC00CC">(BLOBBY MAKING
NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>

1059
00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:20,814
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font>
Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!

1060
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:23,570
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MURRAY SCREAMING)</font>

1061
00:56:29,451 --> 00:56:31,252
Now this is flying,
Denisovich.

1062
00:56:31,319 --> 00:56:33,455
Like a vampire.

1063
00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:34,521
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1064
00:56:34,923 --> 00:56:35,923
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Wee!

1065
00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:39,828
That's my boy. Look at you go.

1066
00:56:39,894 --> 00:56:40,894
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1067
00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:46,066
<font color="#CC00CC">(QUACKING)</font>

1068
00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:52,240
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> You're the coolest guy
who wears a cape, Papa Drac.

1069
00:56:52,307 --> 00:56:53,307
<font color="#CC00CC">(MURRAY SCREAMING)</font>

1070
00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:05,619
Ugh!

1071
00:57:13,962 --> 00:57:14,962
<font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS CHUCKLES)</font>

1072
00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,869
<font color="#CC00CC">(DIALING TONE)</font>

1073
00:57:20,935 --> 00:57:23,638
So, hey, when are you going
to get here already?

1074
00:57:23,705 --> 00:57:25,306
We've been waiting...

1075
00:57:26,141 --> 00:57:27,275
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1076
00:57:27,342 --> 00:57:29,477
Give me my son.

1077
00:57:29,544 --> 00:57:31,913
We just went out
for some avocados.

1078
00:57:31,980 --> 00:57:33,448
Mommy! I flew!

1079
00:57:33,515 --> 00:57:35,150
I saw.

1080
00:57:35,216 --> 00:57:37,152
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font>
♪ Mother's already nutsy koo koo ♪

1081
00:57:37,218 --> 00:57:39,788
♪ Nutsy koo koo ♪

1082
00:57:39,854 --> 00:57:41,614
- ♪ Koo koo ♪
- <font color="#CC6600">COUNSELOR:</font> Oh, dear. Oh, dear

1083
00:57:41,656 --> 00:57:43,358
♪ Oh, my devil
I have to follow protocol ♪

1084
00:57:43,425 --> 00:57:45,185
♪ That ain't happening
That ain't happening ♪

1085
00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,628
♪ Mother's already ♪

1086
00:57:46,694 --> 00:57:47,694
♪ Koo koo ♪

1087
00:57:48,797 --> 00:57:49,797
♪ Koo koo ♪

1088
00:57:57,772 --> 00:58:01,142
I was worried Dennis wasn't safe
around other monsters.

1089
00:58:01,209 --> 00:58:04,212
Now I don't even feel like
he's safe around you.

1090
00:58:04,279 --> 00:58:05,447
But I was just...

1091
00:58:05,513 --> 00:58:06,881
What was it you said?

1092
00:58:06,948 --> 00:58:10,351
Human, monster, unicorn.
That it didn't matter?

1093
00:58:10,418 --> 00:58:12,554
Well, I just know his life would...

1094
00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:15,023
We'll have his birthday party
here on Wednesday.

1095
00:58:15,089 --> 00:58:16,991
Then we're moving.

1096
00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,894
Please, Mavey. Don't leave.

1097
00:58:19,961 --> 00:58:23,097
Maybe you've let humans
into your hotel, Dad.

1098
00:58:23,164 --> 00:58:25,333
But I don't think you've let them
into your heart.

1099
00:58:40,715 --> 00:58:41,715
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>

1100
00:58:43,885 --> 00:58:44,885
<font color="#CC00CC">(THUNDER RUMBLING)</font>

1101
00:58:48,723 --> 00:58:49,723
<font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>

1102
00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,098
Hmm...

1103
00:59:09,944 --> 00:59:12,480
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> I can do it.
I can do it.

1104
00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:16,484
I'm a bat. I'm a bat.

1105
00:59:16,551 --> 00:59:18,486
I'm a bat.
I'm a bat. I'm a bat!

1106
00:59:18,553 --> 00:59:20,221
Dennis?
What are you doing, sweetie?

1107
00:59:20,288 --> 00:59:22,457
Uh... Nothing.

1108
00:59:22,524 --> 00:59:25,527
Careful. Let me help
you down from there.

1109
00:59:25,593 --> 00:59:27,695
Are you getting
excited about your big party?

1110
00:59:27,762 --> 00:59:29,564
I guess so.

1111
00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:32,567
You know who's coming?
Daddy's whole family.

1112
00:59:32,634 --> 00:59:34,869
Grandpa Mike
and Grandma Linda.

1113
00:59:34,936 --> 00:59:38,673
All your cousins and aunts and uncles
who love you so much.

1114
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:42,744
And then they're gonna be with us
when we move to California.

1115
00:59:42,810 --> 00:59:47,382
Mommy, are we going away
cebause I'm not a monster?

1116
00:59:47,448 --> 00:59:50,985
What?
No. Dennis, of course not.

1117
00:59:51,052 --> 00:59:53,588
It's just grown-up stuff.

1118
00:59:53,655 --> 00:59:56,224
Okay.
But what about Papa Drac?

1119
00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,826
He's gonna be here all alone.

1120
00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:01,796
Papa Drac has to stay
here to run the hotel.

1121
01:00:01,863 --> 01:00:04,399
But he'll visit us.
And we'll visit him.

1122
01:00:04,465 --> 01:00:06,000
Can we call him every night?

1123
01:00:06,067 --> 01:00:07,602
Sure.

1124
01:00:13,274 --> 01:00:14,909
Awesome!

1125
01:00:14,976 --> 01:00:16,811
Hello. We're here.

1126
01:00:16,878 --> 01:00:17,878
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GREETING)</font>

1127
01:00:19,013 --> 01:00:24,419
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ The night brings
Johnny's family here ♪

1128
01:00:24,485 --> 01:00:29,123
♪ To take away all
that Drac holds dear ♪

1129
01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,258
Welcome, welcome.

1130
01:00:30,325 --> 01:00:32,527
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font>
♪ Hide your feelings ♪

1131
01:00:32,594 --> 01:00:36,264
♪ Keep them all inside ♪

1132
01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:40,233
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

1133
01:00:43,371 --> 01:00:46,107
Dude, why do you wanna leave?
This place is out of control.

1134
01:00:46,174 --> 01:00:47,475
I don't wanna leave.

1135
01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,577
All these awesome
freakazoids!

1136
01:00:49,644 --> 01:00:51,079
So, who's the
coolest monster?

1137
01:00:51,145 --> 01:00:52,880
Kakie.

1138
01:00:52,947 --> 01:00:54,349
Kakie.

1139
01:00:54,415 --> 01:00:55,695
Kakie.
What a wussbag. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1140
01:00:56,684 --> 01:01:00,154
Isn't it nice to have
the whole family together?

1141
01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:04,258
Mavis, do you have any cousins or
thingies in your family?

1142
01:01:04,325 --> 01:01:06,461
No. It's just been me and Dad.

1143
01:01:06,527 --> 01:01:09,163
I never did ask how
you lost your mom.

1144
01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:11,232
Oh. She was
killed by angry humans.

1145
01:01:11,299 --> 01:01:12,467
Oh...

1146
01:01:12,533 --> 01:01:15,370
♪ Awkward ♪

1147
01:01:15,436 --> 01:01:17,705
But there is my Grandpa Vlad.

1148
01:01:17,772 --> 01:01:19,240
Oh, you have a grandpa?

1149
01:01:19,307 --> 01:01:20,842
Yeah. He'll be at the party.
I invited him.

1150
01:01:20,908 --> 01:01:22,377
<font color="#CC00CC">(SPITS)</font>

1151
01:01:22,443 --> 01:01:24,479
You invited him?

1152
01:01:24,545 --> 01:01:28,349
Dad, he's never seen Dennis.
I wanted them to meet once before we go.

1153
01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:32,687
Sure.
Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad.

1154
01:01:32,754 --> 01:01:34,722
Anybody have a wet wipe?

1155
01:01:52,573 --> 01:01:56,878
Holy rabies.
He finally invites me to something.

1156
01:01:56,944 --> 01:01:58,379
He's got a grandkid?

1157
01:01:58,446 --> 01:02:00,214
And he never told you?

1158
01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:04,619
Easy, Bela. At least there's
another vampire in the family.

1159
01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,255
It's at a hotel?
Fancy schmancy.

1160
01:02:07,321 --> 01:02:10,425
Hotels are for humans!

1161
01:02:10,491 --> 01:02:11,492
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>

1162
01:02:15,663 --> 01:02:18,299
Bela, shut your blood hole.
Look what you started.

1163
01:02:18,366 --> 01:02:20,301
Don't worry, gang.

1164
01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:23,638
I raised my son to hate and kill
and steal the souls of humans

1165
01:02:23,705 --> 01:02:25,773
like a good boy.

1166
01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,110
Yes,
Grandpa Vlad will be so happy

1167
01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:33,514
when he sees the big masquerade party
Johnny and I have planned.

1168
01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:34,716
What?

1169
01:02:38,252 --> 01:02:39,887
Play along.
It's my dad.

1170
01:02:39,954 --> 01:02:41,723
You have a dad?
That's funny.

1171
01:02:41,789 --> 01:02:44,192
Listen to me. My dad cannot
know you're a human.

1172
01:02:44,258 --> 01:02:46,461
Or any of your family.

1173
01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,963
What? But, Drac,
I'm proud that we're...

1174
01:02:49,030 --> 01:02:51,799
Or he'll steal your family's souls
and eat your backpack.

1175
01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:52,866
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1176
01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:55,903
That's right, gang.

1177
01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:58,906
We're gonna make the birthday
a monster masquerade party.

1178
01:02:59,841 --> 01:03:02,076
Really?
Oh, that's lovely.

1179
01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:06,614
Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis
gets to be with normal people.

1180
01:03:06,681 --> 01:03:08,716
I couldn't have
said it better.

1181
01:03:13,721 --> 01:03:15,056
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHILDREN CHATTERING)</font>

1182
01:03:20,294 --> 01:03:21,294
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

1183
01:03:26,567 --> 01:03:28,336
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1184
01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:32,039
What do you think, Mavis?
I think I'm starting to like being creepy.

1185
01:03:32,106 --> 01:03:33,174
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>

1186
01:03:37,145 --> 01:03:39,680
You're lucky we don't
call the authorities.

1187
01:03:39,747 --> 01:03:41,649
Let's go, my hero.

1188
01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:43,217
Cebause I'm Batman!

1189
01:03:44,418 --> 01:03:46,554
Yes! To the Batmobile!

1190
01:03:47,722 --> 01:03:48,722
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1191
01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,580
- Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1192
01:03:56,964 --> 01:03:59,534
Yeah. Whatever.
I'm not about to cry.

1193
01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,034
<font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>

1194
01:04:03,104 --> 01:04:06,407
Hotel Transylvania.

1195
01:04:06,474 --> 01:04:09,944
I smell humans!

1196
01:04:10,011 --> 01:04:12,980
Tear it down!

1197
01:04:13,047 --> 01:04:17,585
Bela, we're in the outside world.
You're gonna smell humans.

1198
01:04:17,652 --> 01:04:21,189
You know what? Just wait outside for me.
This is family stuff.

1199
01:04:21,255 --> 01:04:22,857
You'll only get in the way.

1200
01:04:22,924 --> 01:04:24,725
I just wanna meet
the little fanger.

1201
01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,260
He should know
his great-vampa.

1202
01:04:26,327 --> 01:04:27,995
His what?

1203
01:04:28,062 --> 01:04:31,265
Vampire grandpa. Come on.
That was obvious.

1204
01:04:33,835 --> 01:04:35,469
Amazing party!
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1205
01:04:35,536 --> 01:04:38,372
So, what do you think?

1206
01:04:38,439 --> 01:04:40,942
This is your vampire costume?
What are you, nuts?

1207
01:04:41,008 --> 01:04:42,476
I ordered it online.

1208
01:04:42,543 --> 01:04:44,445
It was the only place
that delivered overnight.

1209
01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:46,914
You look like you got
a baboon's butt on your head.

1210
01:04:46,981 --> 01:04:48,916
Have you at least
practiced your voice?

1211
01:04:48,983 --> 01:04:50,985
You can't just
talk like a hippie.

1212
01:04:51,052 --> 01:04:52,687
I'm not a hippie.
I'm a slacker.

1213
01:04:52,753 --> 01:04:55,122
Talk like a vampire.

1214
01:04:55,189 --> 01:05:00,695
My name is Count Jonafang.
I am a vampire.

1215
01:05:00,761 --> 01:05:04,398
Okay, vampires don't go around saying,
"I am a vampire."

1216
01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:08,836
Sorry. I am Count Jonafang.
Bleh, bleh-bleh.

1217
01:05:08,903 --> 01:05:10,304
Are you kidding me?

1218
01:05:10,371 --> 01:05:11,839
I'm sorry. I'm nervous.

1219
01:05:11,906 --> 01:05:14,008
Yeah, listen,
if you think I don't like it,

1220
01:05:14,075 --> 01:05:16,010
you definitely
don't want to say,

1221
01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:17,845
"Bleh, bleh-bleh,"
in front of my father.

1222
01:05:17,912 --> 01:05:19,347
Sir, Master Kakie
has arrived.

1223
01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:21,148
Oh, hey.

1224
01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:24,118
Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a. Kakie.

1225
01:05:24,185 --> 01:05:26,187
We got him for Dennis.
Hey, man.

1226
01:05:26,254 --> 01:05:28,256
Nauseated to meet you.

1227
01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:30,658
When does this happen?
I got a book fair in half an hour.

1228
01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:36,898
All right. Where's my vampson?

1229
01:05:39,634 --> 01:05:42,737
Oh, please. Still has to make
a dramatic entrance.

1230
01:05:42,803 --> 01:05:45,439
Dad! Look at you!

1231
01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:47,942
So you run a hotel now?

1232
01:05:48,009 --> 01:05:51,779
From Prince of Darkness
to King of Room Service.

1233
01:05:51,846 --> 01:05:53,915
Yes. So good to see you.
<font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>

1234
01:05:53,981 --> 01:05:55,816
I'll be right with you.

1235
01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:03,925
Keep Vlad away from
the humans and Mavis.

1236
01:06:04,892 --> 01:06:05,960
I'm on it.

1237
01:06:06,894 --> 01:06:10,364
Oh, now that is
a neat costume.

1238
01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:12,900
<font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>
These two smell funny.

1239
01:06:12,967 --> 01:06:14,568
Oh, you're European.

1240
01:06:14,635 --> 01:06:17,204
It's called deodorant.

1241
01:06:17,271 --> 01:06:20,308
Nothing like insulting
an entire continent, Linda.

1242
01:06:20,374 --> 01:06:22,443
Hey, Count!
How goes it? Frankenstein.

1243
01:06:22,510 --> 01:06:24,679
Actually, I'm technically
Frankenstein's monster.

1244
01:06:24,745 --> 01:06:26,145
Frankenstein,
he's the doctor who...

1245
01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:29,583
Would love to hear more.
Call my people.

1246
01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:32,050
So, let me introduce you
to some of your son's other buddies.

1247
01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,622
This is Murray.

1248
01:06:34,689 --> 01:06:36,357
Please don't kill me!

1249
01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:39,226
I mean, yo, V! What's up?

1250
01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:42,096
Talking toilet paper.
Well, that's a new one.

1251
01:06:43,464 --> 01:06:45,733
All right! Where's the kid?
That's who I wanna meet.

1252
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,034
Johnny!

1253
01:06:49,937 --> 01:06:52,807
This is Dracula's son-in-law.

1254
01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:56,711
I am Count Jonafang.

1255
01:06:56,777 --> 01:06:59,180
Bleh, bleh, black sheep.

1256
01:06:59,246 --> 01:07:02,216
Have you any wool?

1257
01:07:02,283 --> 01:07:04,118
What's that
thing on your head?

1258
01:07:04,185 --> 01:07:06,554
Looks like my
grandmother's boobies.

1259
01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,620
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1260
01:07:09,223 --> 01:07:11,292
Daddy, who's the man
with the funny face?

1261
01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:12,560
Is this the kid?

1262
01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:13,794
It sure is.

1263
01:07:13,861 --> 01:07:15,496
Let me see those fangs.

1264
01:07:15,563 --> 01:07:16,797
What are you doin'?

1265
01:07:16,864 --> 01:07:18,699
Oh, I just love him so much.

1266
01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:21,736
I want to hug him
right in the fangs that he has.

1267
01:07:24,005 --> 01:07:27,308
I repeat,
lemme see those fangs.

1268
01:07:36,984 --> 01:07:40,087
Oh, he's a late fanger,
just like you.

1269
01:07:40,154 --> 01:07:42,390
Yes. Yes. <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
Just like me.

1270
01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:47,328
The big shot here
was a little crybaby, all right.

1271
01:07:47,395 --> 01:07:48,663
Yes, yes, I was.

1272
01:07:48,729 --> 01:07:49,830
Used to pee in his bed.

1273
01:07:49,897 --> 01:07:51,365
Okay, Dad.

1274
01:07:51,432 --> 01:07:54,235
We just need to
scare the fangs out of the kid.

1275
01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:55,936
Hare ha hangs?

1276
01:07:56,003 --> 01:07:58,672
Yeah, it's what I did
for Mr. Tough Guy here.

1277
01:07:58,739 --> 01:08:01,242
First, you've got
to possess something

1278
01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,744
the late fanger
finds sweet and innocent.

1279
01:08:03,811 --> 01:08:05,413
Then you show them
what's what and...

1280
01:08:05,479 --> 01:08:07,481
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPING)</font> Pop!

1281
01:08:07,548 --> 01:08:11,652
Trust me. It'll scare
the fangs right out. Right, Drac?

1282
01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:15,089
Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the
book fair, I'll miss the street fair.

1283
01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:18,292
That's your guy.
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1284
01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:21,162
Possessed?
But Dennis will be so upset.

1285
01:08:21,228 --> 01:08:23,330
Don't you get it?
This is our ticket.

1286
01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:26,200
If it works for Denisovich,
boom! He's a vampire.

1287
01:08:26,267 --> 01:08:28,102
And you all get to stay here.

1288
01:08:28,169 --> 01:08:29,837
All right. All right.

1289
01:08:30,871 --> 01:08:32,807
Capisce.
Good call.

1290
01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,910
Kids, everyone, have a seat.

1291
01:08:35,975 --> 01:08:38,412
Dennis has a big
surprise for you.

1292
01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:42,817
The one and only Kakie,
The Cake Monster!

1293
01:08:42,883 --> 01:08:46,821
Hey, kids! It's me, Kakie!

1294
01:08:46,886 --> 01:08:50,224
What a wonderful
Kakie day it is!

1295
01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:54,127
Now, I have a question.
Who here loves cake?

1296
01:08:57,832 --> 01:08:58,832
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1297
01:08:59,633 --> 01:09:00,633
Rise!

1298
01:09:01,435 --> 01:09:02,435
Whoa, whoa...

1299
01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:09,009
<font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>

1300
01:09:09,076 --> 01:09:11,779
<font color="#CC6600">BRANDON:</font> Why am I floating?
Can I have the stage manager, please?

1301
01:09:11,845 --> 01:09:13,613
This isn't working for me.

1302
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,680
Whoa...

1303
01:09:18,051 --> 01:09:20,187
ALL: Wow!

1304
01:09:20,254 --> 01:09:23,357
Scary, Denisovich?
You feeling anything? Any change?

1305
01:09:23,424 --> 01:09:24,859
Is Kakie okay?

1306
01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:27,161
<font color="#CC00CC">(KAKIE GROWLING)</font>

1307
01:09:27,228 --> 01:09:31,332
I want all the cake.
Sharing is for cowards.

1308
01:09:31,398 --> 01:09:32,398
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1309
01:09:34,033 --> 01:09:37,438
I don't remember any of this
from the TV show.

1310
01:09:37,505 --> 01:09:40,341
Um... I think I saw it
on a Blu-Ray disc, bonus stuff.

1311
01:09:40,407 --> 01:09:42,510
Wait, why is Grandpa Vlad up there?

1312
01:09:42,576 --> 01:09:43,576
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1313
01:09:48,983 --> 01:09:51,484
I'm scared, Papa.
What's happening to Kakie?

1314
01:09:56,223 --> 01:09:59,627
You don't eat cake.
Cake eat you!

1315
01:09:59,693 --> 01:10:01,128
No!

1316
01:10:01,195 --> 01:10:02,296
Stop it!

1317
01:10:04,431 --> 01:10:05,633
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1318
01:10:05,699 --> 01:10:08,636
BRANDON: What just happened, man?
I'm outta here.

1319
01:10:08,702 --> 01:10:12,039
None of these parents
better review this on Yelp.

1320
01:10:12,106 --> 01:10:13,908
Hey, what did you just do?

1321
01:10:13,974 --> 01:10:16,443
A few more seconds and the kid's fangs
would have popped right out.

1322
01:10:16,510 --> 01:10:18,045
I don't care.
It's not worth it.

1323
01:10:18,112 --> 01:10:20,080
What's not worth it?

1324
01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:23,551
It was my last attempt
to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay.

1325
01:10:23,617 --> 01:10:26,587
By ruining his favorite thing?
How could you do that?

1326
01:10:26,654 --> 01:10:27,721
We were desperate.

1327
01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,657
You were in on this?

1328
01:10:29,723 --> 01:10:31,158
Dennis won't be
happy in my town.

1329
01:10:31,225 --> 01:10:32,993
Dennis hasn't been there.

1330
01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:35,329
<font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Now husband and wife ♪

1331
01:10:35,396 --> 01:10:37,431
♪ Feel the strain
and the strife ♪

1332
01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:39,200
ALL: Shut up!

1333
01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:41,468
Johnny,
Dennis is not a monster.

1334
01:10:42,903 --> 01:10:45,039
He likes avocado.

1335
01:10:45,105 --> 01:10:46,607
'Cause you don't let
him eat anything fun.

1336
01:10:46,674 --> 01:10:48,842
I think Dennis just
wants to be normal.

1337
01:10:48,909 --> 01:10:51,245
Can we stop using
the word "normal"?

1338
01:10:51,312 --> 01:10:53,581
Where we live now,
he's normal.

1339
01:10:53,647 --> 01:10:57,418
He is who he is.
And you can't change him, Dad.

1340
01:11:00,387 --> 01:11:01,827
<font color="#CC6600">WINNIE:</font> Dennis, where are you going?

1341
01:11:01,889 --> 01:11:03,224
<font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Away.

1342
01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:07,394
But it's not safe
out here by yourself.

1343
01:11:07,461 --> 01:11:10,431
I know a place where
we can hide. Follow me.

1344
01:11:16,870 --> 01:11:18,339
If you didn't stop me,

1345
01:11:18,405 --> 01:11:21,508
my great-grandson wouldn't
have to be a wimp his whole life

1346
01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:23,177
like Schlumpy over here.

1347
01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,112
A wimp?
Johnny, be cool.

1348
01:11:25,179 --> 01:11:27,248
You wanna throw down, old man?

1349
01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:28,949
Certified yellow
belt since 1997.

1350
01:11:29,016 --> 01:11:31,185
No!

1351
01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,354
What's this now?
You're not a vampire?

1352
01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,923
Bleh?

1353
01:11:35,990 --> 01:11:40,160
Of course he's human. He's our son.
You think we're monsters?

1354
01:11:43,697 --> 01:11:48,502
You! You let your daughter marry a
human and have a human kid?

1355
01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:51,739
Why don't you just
put a stake through my heart.

1356
01:11:51,805 --> 01:11:54,942
We don't hate humans anymore,
and they don't hate us.

1357
01:11:58,712 --> 01:12:00,614
Humans?

1358
01:12:02,049 --> 01:12:03,450
You're a fool.

1359
01:12:03,517 --> 01:12:06,186
Your great-grandson is
the sweetest, kindest,

1360
01:12:06,253 --> 01:12:09,023
most special
boy I've ever met.

1361
01:12:09,089 --> 01:12:11,158
And if you can't
give him the love

1362
01:12:11,225 --> 01:12:12,926
he deserves
because he's half-human,

1363
01:12:12,993 --> 01:12:14,328
then you're the fool.

1364
01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:16,863
Oh, Daddy.

1365
01:12:19,199 --> 01:12:20,601
Hey, where is Dennis?
Dennis!

1366
01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:22,869
Dennis?

1367
01:12:26,206 --> 01:12:29,176
Happy birthday, Dennis.
I made you a treat.

1368
01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:31,445
Dead pigeon?
Enjoy it.

1369
01:12:31,512 --> 01:12:34,281
'Cause once I graduate business school
and start running a company,

1370
01:12:34,348 --> 01:12:37,217
you're not gonna get
home-cooked meals like this anymore.

1371
01:12:37,284 --> 01:12:40,654
I have to move away, Winnie.
To California.

1372
01:12:40,721 --> 01:12:43,490
My mommy thinks
I'm not happy here

1373
01:12:43,557 --> 01:12:46,026
cebause I don't have
hair on my face like you.

1374
01:12:46,093 --> 01:12:48,495
I'm sorry I'm not a monster.

1375
01:12:48,562 --> 01:12:51,932
No, you are perfect.
You're the nicest boy I know.

1376
01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:53,967
And I have 300 brothers.

1377
01:12:54,034 --> 01:12:56,103
You're nice, too, Winnie.

1378
01:12:56,170 --> 01:12:57,330
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LOUD THUD)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH GASPING)</font>

1379
01:12:58,472 --> 01:13:00,307
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>

1380
01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:05,713
Well, well, well.
The little human and his pet.

1381
01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:07,581
Dennis!
Denisovich!

1382
01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:08,849
He's not in the room.

1383
01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,384
He's not by the pool.

1384
01:13:10,451 --> 01:13:12,086
He's not in this pot of soup.

1385
01:13:12,152 --> 01:13:14,121
Where could he be?

1386
01:13:14,188 --> 01:13:16,357
I don't know why I
ever invited you.

1387
01:13:17,157 --> 01:13:18,692
Dennis!
Dennis!

1388
01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:19,759
Denisovich!

1389
01:13:19,793 --> 01:13:20,793
Dennis!

1390
01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:31,904
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1391
01:13:33,207 --> 01:13:35,008
Stop squirming.

1392
01:13:35,075 --> 01:13:37,077
Why are you doing this?

1393
01:13:37,144 --> 01:13:39,113
Because this is wrong.

1394
01:13:39,179 --> 01:13:41,515
Why doesn't anybody get that?

1395
01:13:41,582 --> 01:13:44,685
Humans don't
belong with monsters.

1396
01:13:44,752 --> 01:13:46,053
You're wrong!

1397
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,521
I am not!

1398
01:13:47,588 --> 01:13:50,424
I am holding you hostage.

1399
01:13:50,491 --> 01:13:55,662
And me and my crew are gonna
tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds.

1400
01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:57,231
You can't.

1401
01:13:57,297 --> 01:13:58,966
Really? Why not?

1402
01:13:59,032 --> 01:14:00,234
Cebause...

1403
01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,435
Cebause, why?

1404
01:14:02,369 --> 01:14:05,539
Cebause it will
make Papa Drac sad.

1405
01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:09,376
Ooh... Sad. And what are you
gonna do about it?

1406
01:14:09,443 --> 01:14:11,445
I don't know.

1407
01:14:11,512 --> 01:14:13,480
You know why you don't know?

1408
01:14:13,547 --> 01:14:17,684
Cebause you're just
a weak little boy.

1409
01:14:17,751 --> 01:14:18,751
<font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>

1410
01:14:19,386 --> 01:14:20,386
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

1411
01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:24,358
<font color="#CC00CC">(WHIMPERING)</font>

1412
01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:34,700
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1413
01:14:38,172 --> 01:14:39,172
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1414
01:14:48,182 --> 01:14:49,683
What was that?

1415
01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,318
Dennis, we're coming.

1416
01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:54,688
Are you okay, Winnie?

1417
01:14:54,755 --> 01:14:56,123
Yes, my zing.

1418
01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,291
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1419
01:14:57,357 --> 01:14:58,357
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1420
01:14:58,992 --> 01:14:59,992
<font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTS)</font>

1421
01:15:15,876 --> 01:15:16,876
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

1422
01:15:32,559 --> 01:15:33,660
Dennis!
There he is, right there.

1423
01:15:33,727 --> 01:15:35,162
Dennis! Baby!

1424
01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:36,763
<font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> My big boy!

1425
01:15:36,830 --> 01:15:37,965
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Dennis,
we were lookin' for ya.

1426
01:15:38,031 --> 01:15:39,333
Sweetheart.

1427
01:15:39,399 --> 01:15:40,133
<font color="#CC6600">FRANKENSTEIN:</font>
I'm so happy to see you.

1428
01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,235
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1429
01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:45,506
There's his mean friends.

1430
01:15:47,241 --> 01:15:48,575
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>

1431
01:15:52,279 --> 01:15:54,281
Oh... This'll be fun.

1432
01:16:06,326 --> 01:16:07,227
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>

1433
01:16:07,294 --> 01:16:08,328
Whoo!

1434
01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:10,696
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMS)</font>

1435
01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:19,071
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>

1436
01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,146
<font color="#CC00CC">(WHISTLES)</font>

1437
01:16:27,714 --> 01:16:28,715
Huh?

1438
01:16:28,782 --> 01:16:29,782
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>

1439
01:16:35,756 --> 01:16:36,756
<font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>

1440
01:16:43,897 --> 01:16:45,032
<font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTS)</font>

1441
01:16:45,098 --> 01:16:46,098
<font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>

1442
01:16:55,275 --> 01:16:56,643
I didn't do that.

1443
01:16:56,710 --> 01:16:57,710
<font color="#CC00CC">(KIDS SCREAMING)</font>

1444
01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:01,281
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1445
01:17:03,483 --> 01:17:04,483
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>

1446
01:17:08,322 --> 01:17:09,823
You rock, Dennis.

1447
01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:10,991
He means Denisovich.

1448
01:17:11,058 --> 01:17:12,326
Kakie rules!

1449
01:17:14,161 --> 01:17:15,161
<font color="#CC00CC">(LOUD THUDDING)</font>

1450
01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:24,504
Dennis, I'm coming. Whoa...

1451
01:17:28,308 --> 01:17:29,843
<font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>

1452
01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:31,812
I knew all that
practice would pay off.

1453
01:17:42,289 --> 01:17:43,289
<font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>

1454
01:17:50,864 --> 01:17:51,898
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

1455
01:17:55,969 --> 01:17:58,305
That's right,
you better fly away.

1456
01:17:59,873 --> 01:18:03,410
Papa Drac, I'm
a vampire and a superhero.

1457
01:18:03,477 --> 01:18:05,345
Am I cool now?

1458
01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:08,915
"Now"?
Dennis, you were always cool.

1459
01:18:08,982 --> 01:18:13,687
Human, vampire, unicorn,
you're perfect no matter what.

1460
01:18:13,754 --> 01:18:17,057
But since I'm a vampire,
can we stay here?

1461
01:18:17,924 --> 01:18:19,126
Yes.

1462
01:18:19,192 --> 01:18:20,360
All right! Yeah!

1463
01:18:20,427 --> 01:18:21,528
<font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> All right!

1464
01:18:23,830 --> 01:18:27,901
But you have to know,
we're going to visit you here every holiday.

1465
01:18:27,968 --> 01:18:29,970
That's fine.
That's fine.

1466
01:18:30,037 --> 01:18:31,037
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH MOANING)</font>

1467
01:18:34,207 --> 01:18:35,207
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1468
01:18:39,446 --> 01:18:40,447
Aah!

1469
01:18:45,752 --> 01:18:49,690
Don't ever come near
me or my family again.

1470
01:18:53,193 --> 01:18:54,361
No!

1471
01:19:01,001 --> 01:19:02,001
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>

1472
01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:07,474
Daddy, you just
saved a human.

1473
01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:09,876
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
All this pressure about

1474
01:19:09,943 --> 01:19:12,312
when the boy's
fangs were coming out.

1475
01:19:12,379 --> 01:19:15,649
Who cares? Mine came
out years ago! Look.

1476
01:19:16,383 --> 01:19:17,684
<font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS CHUCKLING)</font>

1477
01:19:17,751 --> 01:19:20,721
Okay, Dad, put 'em back
in before we all barf.

1478
01:19:20,787 --> 01:19:24,391
Hey! Isn't it still
somebody's birthday?

1479
01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:25,458
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

1480
01:19:25,492 --> 01:19:26,492
<font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>

1481
01:19:37,704 --> 01:19:38,704
<font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>

1482
01:19:55,088 --> 01:19:56,088
<font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>

1483
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,400
<font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH EXCLAIMING)</font>

1484
01:20:19,246 --> 01:20:20,480
<font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>

1485
01:20:20,547 --> 01:20:22,048
<font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Let me hear you sing!

1486
01:20:24,184 --> 01:20:25,519
I didn't do that.

1487
01:20:30,184 --> 01:24:25,519
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