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- <font color="#CC00CC">(THUNDER CRACKING)</font>
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- 00:01:55,213 --> 00:01:56,981
- Welcome! Welcome!
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- 00:01:57,048 --> 00:01:58,316
- Congrats, Drac.
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- 00:01:58,383 --> 00:02:00,819
- Holy smokes,
- everybody's here.
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- 00:02:01,086 --> 00:02:04,722
- Mr. and Mrs. Loughran,
- the parents of the groom, and family.
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- 00:02:04,788 --> 00:02:05,789
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
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- 00:02:09,459 --> 00:02:10,929
- Mom and Dad!
- Johnny!
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- 00:02:10,994 --> 00:02:12,730
- I can't believe
- you're all here.
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- 00:02:18,903 --> 00:02:19,903
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>
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- 00:02:30,214 --> 00:02:31,214
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>
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- 00:02:35,019 --> 00:02:36,554
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
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- 00:02:37,755 --> 00:02:39,791
- Yo, how hot is my date?
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- 00:02:39,857 --> 00:02:41,626
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> So hot. Wow.
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- 00:02:41,693 --> 00:02:43,061
- How 'bout how hot mine is?
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- 00:02:43,127 --> 00:02:45,029
- You got a date?
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- 00:02:45,096 --> 00:02:48,199
- Yeah. She's invisible.
- That's why you can't see her.
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- 00:02:48,266 --> 00:02:49,500
- Oh, right. This is
- the one from "Canada"?
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- 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,935
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRIFFIN SHUSHES)</font>
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- 00:02:51,002 --> 00:02:52,036
- Wedding's starting.
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- 00:03:01,079 --> 00:03:02,080
- Ah!
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- 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:07,051
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Oh!
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- 00:03:10,755 --> 00:03:11,755
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:<font> Aw!
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- 00:03:48,993 --> 00:03:50,428
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font> Whoo-hoo!
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- 00:03:51,429 --> 00:03:52,429
- Great.
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- 00:03:53,865 --> 00:03:54,865
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)</font>
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- 00:04:00,204 --> 00:04:02,507
- True. So true, Marty.
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- 00:04:02,573 --> 00:04:03,741
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Aw!
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- 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,596
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CAMERAS CLICKING)</font>
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- 00:04:16,721 --> 00:04:17,721
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT BELLOWING)</font>
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- 00:04:17,755 --> 00:04:19,190
- Aw. How sweet.
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- 00:04:22,193 --> 00:04:23,795
- Oh, my. Look at you. <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
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- 00:04:25,396 --> 00:04:26,476
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUFFLED VOICE)</font>
- Oh, my gosh.
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- 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:28,698
- Oh.
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- 00:04:32,703 --> 00:04:33,703
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>
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- 00:04:41,045 --> 00:04:44,081
- Is it everything you wanted,
- my little poisonberry?
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- 00:04:44,148 --> 00:04:45,616
- Oh, it is, Daddy.
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- 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:48,653
- Except where's Grandpa Vlad?
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- 00:04:48,719 --> 00:04:51,189
- Honey, your gramps
- would not have been cool with this.
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- 00:04:51,255 --> 00:04:52,990
- He's old-school.
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- 00:04:53,057 --> 00:04:55,393
- How do we know?
- If he could just meet Johnny...
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- 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,161
- He would have eaten him.
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- 00:04:57,228 --> 00:05:00,097
- He's not as
- enlightened as your hip Daddy.
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- 00:05:00,164 --> 00:05:03,568
- So, you're really okay
- with him not being a monster?
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- 00:05:03,634 --> 00:05:07,605
- Human, monster, unicorn,
- as long as you're happy.
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- 00:05:08,773 --> 00:05:09,841
- Thanks, Dad.
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- 00:05:12,577 --> 00:05:16,314
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font> ♪ And you'll always
- be my moonlight ♪
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- 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:19,851
- ♪ But now on
- wings of love you soar ♪
- 48
- 00:05:19,917 --> 00:05:22,353
- ♪ Now that
- you're Johnny's girl ♪
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- 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,155
- ♪ Johnny's girl ♪
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- 00:05:24,222 --> 00:05:26,624
- ♪ And kind of Daddy's, too ♪
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- 00:05:26,691 --> 00:05:28,526
- ♪ Your mom would be so happy ♪
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- 00:05:28,593 --> 00:05:30,928
- ♪ 'Cause she always knew ♪
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- 00:05:30,995 --> 00:05:36,100
- ♪ Love is making room
- for all the best in you ♪
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- 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:37,167
- <font color="#CC00CC">(APPLAUDING)</font>
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- 00:05:40,071 --> 00:05:41,606
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT CRYING)</font>
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- 00:05:51,916 --> 00:05:52,916
- <font color="#CC00CC">(HUMMING)</font>
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- 00:05:55,419 --> 00:05:56,587
- Hey, Dad.
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- 00:05:56,654 --> 00:05:57,755
- Oh, hey, guys!
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- 00:05:57,822 --> 00:05:59,290
- Todd, take a break.
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- 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,662
- So, what's up?
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- 00:06:04,729 --> 00:06:08,132
- Mavis was wondering if maybe you
- wanted to go for a fly.
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- 00:06:08,199 --> 00:06:12,370
- Oh. We haven't done that in forever.
- Any special reason?
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- 00:06:12,436 --> 00:06:13,938
- No special reason at all.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLES)</font>
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- 00:06:15,072 --> 00:06:16,240
- Right, Mavey?
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
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- 00:06:17,041 --> 00:06:18,142
- What's his deal?
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- 00:06:18,209 --> 00:06:19,510
- He's silly.
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- It's just a beautiful night, and...
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- 00:06:21,612 --> 00:06:23,281
- Well, if you don't want to...
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- 00:06:23,347 --> 00:06:24,815
- No, no! Are you kidding?
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- 00:06:24,882 --> 00:06:27,385
- I would eat a bucket of
- garlic to fly with you.
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- 00:06:52,076 --> 00:06:53,076
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DRACULA LAUGHING)</font>
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- 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,323
- Oh, honey,
- look at those fluffy clouds.
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- 00:07:06,891 --> 00:07:09,460
- Remember what we played
- when you were little?
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- Hide and Go
- Seek Sharp Objects?
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- 00:07:12,396 --> 00:07:16,000
- Okay.
- Regular Hide and Go Seek.
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- 00:07:16,834 --> 00:07:17,834
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS CHUCKLES)</font>
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- 00:07:18,502 --> 00:07:20,004
- Where are you?
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- 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:22,439
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS CHUCKLES)</font>
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- Honeybat!
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- 00:07:26,377 --> 00:07:27,545
- Mavey!
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- Honeybat!
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- I'm gonna get you.
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- 00:07:37,855 --> 00:07:38,855
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAVIS PANTING)</font>
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- 00:07:40,358 --> 00:07:42,560
- Honey? Are you okay?
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- 00:07:42,627 --> 00:07:44,528
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHING)</font> Yes.
- It's just a little harder
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- to catch my breath
- since I'm pregnant.
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- 00:07:46,831 --> 00:07:49,166
- Yes, well, I guess
- that would make it more...
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- What?
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- 00:07:54,071 --> 00:07:55,071
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
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- 00:07:55,506 --> 00:07:56,506
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>
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- 00:07:57,575 --> 00:07:59,877
- - I'm gonna be a grandpa!
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(ECHOING)</font>
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- 00:08:01,846 --> 00:08:04,649
- <font color="#CC6600">JONATHAN:</font> And I'm gonna be a dad!
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- 00:08:06,417 --> 00:08:09,220
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ 'Cause you're
- Daddy's girl, or boy ♪
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- 00:08:09,286 --> 00:08:12,156
- ♪ Daddy's girl, or boy ♪
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- 00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:13,958
- I'm hungry again, honey.
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- 00:08:14,025 --> 00:08:15,785
- Can you get me
- some ice cream with anchovies?
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- 00:08:17,995 --> 00:08:20,364
- No, no, no. You mustn't give
- in to your cravings.
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- 00:08:20,431 --> 00:08:22,600
- It's not good for the baby.
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- 00:08:22,667 --> 00:08:24,702
- You need to increase
- your spider intake,
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- 00:08:24,769 --> 00:08:26,203
- so he'll be able to
- climb ceilings properly.
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- 00:08:26,270 --> 00:08:27,938
- And eat lots of sheep bile.
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- 00:08:28,005 --> 00:08:29,907
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BLEATING)</font>
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- 00:08:29,974 --> 00:08:31,809
- I love you,
- Dad, but we don't even know
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- 00:08:31,876 --> 00:08:33,911
- if the kid's
- gonna be a vampire.
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- 00:08:33,978 --> 00:08:36,914
- I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y,
- just like Johnny.
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- 00:08:36,980 --> 00:08:40,117
- "Human-y." With thousands
- of years of Dracula genes.
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- 00:08:40,184 --> 00:08:41,451
- Not gonna happen.
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- 00:08:41,518 --> 00:08:43,454
- As long as the baby's healthy.
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- 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:45,890
- Of course.
- A healthy little vampire.
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- 00:08:45,956 --> 00:08:47,024
- Or human.
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- 00:08:47,091 --> 00:08:50,094
- Yes, a human who can
- fly as a bat.
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- 00:08:50,161 --> 00:08:52,763
- Here. Just have
- some monster ball soup.
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- 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:54,699
- It's your mommy's recipe.
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- 00:08:57,601 --> 00:08:58,601
- Aw!
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- 00:08:59,203 --> 00:09:01,338
- Thank you, Dad.
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- 00:09:01,405 --> 00:09:04,542
- Just like you made it when I was a kid.
- My favorite. <font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>
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- 00:09:16,387 --> 00:09:17,388
- Sorry.
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- 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:35,373
- Sir, only the father is allowed
- in the delivery room.
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- 00:09:35,439 --> 00:09:37,708
- Really? I mean, okay.
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- 00:09:37,775 --> 00:09:39,877
- He's the family, I guess.
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- 00:09:41,779 --> 00:09:42,779
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>
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- 00:09:45,549 --> 00:09:48,819
- Oh, look!
- It's a boy! It's a boy!
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- 00:09:48,886 --> 00:09:52,690
- The Dracula
- bloodline carries on!
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- 00:09:52,757 --> 00:09:56,093
- No one will ever harm you
- as long as I'm here,
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- 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:58,329
- my little devil dog.
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- 00:09:58,396 --> 00:09:59,930
- Dad, can I hold my baby?
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- 00:09:59,997 --> 00:10:02,266
- If I were Dad, I'd say yes.
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- 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:04,702
- But I'm the nurse, Francine.
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- 00:10:04,769 --> 00:10:06,804
- Here you go anyway.
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- 00:10:06,871 --> 00:10:07,871
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
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- 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:10,173
- <font color="#CC00CC">(KISSING)</font>
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- 00:10:10,941 --> 00:10:11,941
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
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- 00:10:12,276 --> 00:10:15,146
- My bad.
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- 00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:17,854
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(APPLAUDING)</font>
- 135
- 00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:21,886
- Little Dennis is
- a year old now. Wow!
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- 00:10:23,454 --> 00:10:24,855
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHS)</font>
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- 00:10:25,723 --> 00:10:27,925
- Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.
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- 00:10:30,828 --> 00:10:34,465
- Okay, time for presents, guys.
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- 00:10:34,532 --> 00:10:38,135
- All right!
- Let's do this boy up!
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- 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:40,271
- Check out what I got him.
- Bling!
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- 00:10:40,337 --> 00:10:42,239
- Wow. Is it cursed?
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- 00:10:42,306 --> 00:10:44,275
- Super cursed.
- Only the best.
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- 00:10:44,341 --> 00:10:46,544
- Straight from the crypt.
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- 00:10:46,610 --> 00:10:50,214
- He's just starting to walk,
- so maybe it's heavier than...
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- 00:10:50,281 --> 00:10:51,281
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>
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- 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:54,752
- Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.
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- 00:10:54,819 --> 00:10:57,388
- His name is Dennis.
- Named after my father.
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- 00:10:57,455 --> 00:10:59,590
- It's not his vampire name.
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- 00:10:59,657 --> 00:11:02,059
- My little
- Denisovichy-Weesovichy.
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- 00:11:02,126 --> 00:11:04,829
- Huh!
- Are we sure he's a vampire?
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- 00:11:04,895 --> 00:11:06,831
- I mean,
- not that it's a bad thing,
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- 00:11:06,897 --> 00:11:11,135
- but shouldn't he have fangs
- and that pasty skin you guys have?
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- 00:11:11,202 --> 00:11:14,639
- Technically, you have until you're five
- to get your vampire fangs.
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- 00:11:14,705 --> 00:11:16,574
- Oh, he'll get his fangs.
- He's a Dracula.
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- 00:11:16,641 --> 00:11:18,909
- He's also half Loughran.
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- 00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:21,979
- Maybe he'd be better off where we live.
- There's more humans there.
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- 00:11:22,046 --> 00:11:25,416
- What? Look how well he's playing
- with the wolf pups.
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- 00:11:26,517 --> 00:11:27,518
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SLURPING)</font>
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- 00:11:28,886 --> 00:11:32,356
- We have a present.
- I hope it's acceptable.
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- 00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,159
- "My First Guillotine."
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- 00:11:35,226 --> 00:11:38,329
- Very educational.
- Well played, Frank.
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- 00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:41,666
- It's great. Thank you.
- We just have to baby-proof that.
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- 00:11:44,001 --> 00:11:46,070
- Johnny, do you know
- where you put the rubber guards?
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- 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,106
- Baby-proofing a guillotine?
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- 00:11:49,173 --> 00:11:52,710
- So you cut your finger off.
- It's part of the fun.
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- 00:11:52,777 --> 00:11:55,112
- She made me
- baby-proof the whole hotel.
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- 00:11:55,179 --> 00:11:57,581
- Someone's overprotective.
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- 00:12:09,927 --> 00:12:10,927
- Aah!
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- 00:12:11,128 --> 00:12:12,128
- Hmm?
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- 00:12:18,536 --> 00:12:19,536
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>
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- 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,575
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Johnny! Come quick!
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- 00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:25,642
- <font color="#CC00CC">(PANTING)</font>
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- 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,146
- What's up? He's okay?
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- 00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,733
- Dennis said his first word!
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
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- 00:12:31,048 --> 00:12:32,450
- He did?
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- 00:12:32,516 --> 00:12:34,485
- Come on, honey.
- Say it again.
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- 00:12:34,552 --> 00:12:35,553
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
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- 00:12:36,954 --> 00:12:39,457
- I don't say,
- "Bleh, bleh-bleh."
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- 00:12:40,391 --> 00:12:42,226
- We didn't say you did.
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- 00:12:42,293 --> 00:12:43,333
- Then where did
- he get that?
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- 00:12:43,361 --> 00:12:44,662
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
- 182
- 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,997
- Well, maybe sometimes you say it.
- 183
- 00:12:47,064 --> 00:12:49,066
- I only say it when I
- say I don't say it!
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- 00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:51,068
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
- 185
- 00:12:51,135 --> 00:12:53,571
- Okay, kid.
- We get it. You can talk.
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- 00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:56,807
- Denisovich.
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- 00:12:58,109 --> 00:12:59,510
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Dad.
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- 00:12:59,577 --> 00:13:00,657
- Just checking for cavities.
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- 00:13:04,115 --> 00:13:05,449
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
- 190
- 00:13:05,516 --> 00:13:06,717
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
- 191
- 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,819
- It was you!
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- 00:13:09,387 --> 00:13:10,387
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
- 193
- 00:13:14,658 --> 00:13:15,726
- <font color="#CC00CC">(PHONE RINGING)</font>
- 194
- 00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:16,793
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT LAUGHING)</font>
- 195
- 00:13:19,797 --> 00:13:20,965
- <font color="#CC6600">HUMAN FLY:</font>
- Oh, my goodness, Leonard.
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- 00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:22,900
- If you really
- looked that hideous,
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- 00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,735
- I don't think I
- could hang out with you.
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- 00:13:24,802 --> 00:13:26,337
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- Guys, what's the deal?
- 199
- 00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:29,306
- Is this a party?
- Pick up a phone.
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- 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:34,578
- I don't care if Johnny said it's a "cool app."
- Johnny's still new here.
- 201
- 00:13:34,645 --> 00:13:37,948
- Now, Porridge Head, did you call a hearse
- for the Gremlinbergs?
- 202
- 00:13:38,015 --> 00:13:41,452
- No, you're checking
- your Facebook page. Again.
- 203
- 00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,254
- Drac, I told the guys social media
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- 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,789
- is the best way to
- promote the hotel.
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- 00:13:44,855 --> 00:13:46,056
- Right, Clifton?
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 206
- 00:13:48,025 --> 00:13:50,227
- So, Drac, I wanted
- to go through some thoughts I had,
- 207
- 00:13:50,294 --> 00:13:53,297
- as your new human relations
- coordinating co-assistant.
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- 00:13:53,364 --> 00:13:54,698
- Sure. It's a real job.
- 209
- 00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:57,768
- Not a cheap excuse to keep Mavis happy,
- so you never leave here.
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- 00:13:57,835 --> 00:14:00,404
- Right. So,
- I was thinking,
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- 00:14:00,471 --> 00:14:04,441
- since we have so many humans now,
- maybe update some of the acts?
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- 00:14:04,508 --> 00:14:05,910
- Like, maybe the magician?
- 213
- 00:14:05,976 --> 00:14:07,978
- What's wrong with
- Harry Three-Eye?
- 214
- 00:14:08,045 --> 00:14:11,182
- Well, he might be
- a little old-school for the humans.
- 215
- 00:14:11,248 --> 00:14:13,250
- Tell me,
- sir, what was your card?
- 216
- 00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:14,785
- The three of spades?
- 217
- 00:14:16,754 --> 00:14:18,956
- Is this your card, my friend?
- 218
- 00:14:19,723 --> 00:14:20,891
- Whoa!
- 219
- 00:14:20,958 --> 00:14:21,958
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL EXCLAIMING)</font>
- 220
- 00:14:22,860 --> 00:14:24,662
- No, Harry's great.
- 221
- 00:14:24,728 --> 00:14:26,864
- Can't blame Harry
- for the crowd not being hip.
- 222
- 00:14:26,931 --> 00:14:29,033
- Okay, what about Wayne?
- 223
- 00:14:29,099 --> 00:14:30,701
- Wayne? Are you nuts?
- He's my boy.
- 224
- 00:14:30,768 --> 00:14:32,670
- Then maybe something
- other than tennis?
- 225
- 00:14:32,736 --> 00:14:34,872
- Okay, so, what you wanna do
- 226
- 00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:38,409
- is lift the racket right on impact, so
- you get that nice top spin.
- 227
- 00:14:38,476 --> 00:14:39,944
- Try and hit one.
- 228
- 00:14:41,145 --> 00:14:42,145
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BARKING)</font>
- 229
- 00:14:47,251 --> 00:14:48,719
- <font color="#CC00CC">(PANTING)</font>
- 230
- 00:14:48,786 --> 00:14:51,722
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>
- - What is that? What's the noise? It's on me!
- 231
- 00:14:51,789 --> 00:14:53,691
- It's just the cell phone I got you.
- 232
- 00:14:53,757 --> 00:14:56,760
- Clifton's sending you a text
- so you can practice how to write back.
- 233
- 00:14:56,827 --> 00:14:57,995
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE CHIMES)</font>
- - Oh!
- 234
- 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,731
- Eh...
- 235
- 00:15:00,798 --> 00:15:01,999
- What the...
- It's not doing it.
- 236
- 00:15:02,066 --> 00:15:03,100
- I got it.
- 237
- 00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:04,968
- <font color="#CC00CC">(JONATHAN READING)</font>
- 238
- 00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:09,707
- Now you can text Clifton.
- 239
- 00:15:10,708 --> 00:15:12,009
- All right, fine.
- 240
- 00:15:13,310 --> 00:15:14,778
- How do you do this?
- 241
- 00:15:14,845 --> 00:15:15,946
- <font color="#CC6600">JONATHAN:</font>
- Maybe it's your fingernails.
- 242
- 00:15:16,013 --> 00:15:18,415
- It's easy.
- Look. I'll text Mavis.
- 243
- 00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,352
- Psyched for date night.
- 244
- 00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:23,687
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE CHIMES)</font>
- - See? And now look, she texted right back.
- 245
- 00:15:23,754 --> 00:15:25,890
- "Gotta cancel.
- Can't leave Dennis."
- 246
- 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:27,825
- Okay.
- 247
- 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:32,563
- Are we never
- allowed to be alone again?
- 248
- 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:36,433
- I need to feel loved, too.
- 249
- 00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,236
- And send.
- 250
- 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:42,573
- Okay. All that taught me
- is that you're pathetic.
- 251
- 00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:44,875
- Yeah, got it.
- Maybe you should just get Bluetooth.
- 252
- 00:15:44,942 --> 00:15:47,244
- Okay.
- Blue Tooth, come over here.
- 253
- 00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:51,615
- So, now what?
- 254
- 00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,389
- Rise and shine, my Denisovich.
- 255
- 00:15:58,455 --> 00:16:00,157
- Hi, Papa.
- 256
- 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:03,561
- Hello, my little devil.
- Did you have sweet nightmares?
- 257
- 00:16:03,627 --> 00:16:07,431
- Uh-huh. I dreamed
- that I saw a stegosaurus.
- 258
- 00:16:07,498 --> 00:16:09,667
- Oh... And were you
- drinking his blood?
- 259
- 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,635
- No.
- 260
- 00:16:11,702 --> 00:16:12,970
- Just throwing it out there.
- 261
- 00:16:13,037 --> 00:16:14,505
- Hey! You want to
- do something cool?
- 262
- 00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:17,141
- Yeah! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 263
- 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:21,745
- I'm going to teach you
- how to turn into a bat. Like me.
- 264
- 00:16:21,812 --> 00:16:23,647
- - See?
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Cool.
- 265
- 00:16:23,714 --> 00:16:25,349
- Yes! Cool, like I said.
- 266
- 00:16:26,183 --> 00:16:27,318
- Now you try.
- 267
- 00:16:28,218 --> 00:16:29,820
- I'm a bat. <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLES)</font>
- 268
- 00:16:29,887 --> 00:16:31,755
- I'm a bat.
- I'm a bat. I'm a bat.
- 269
- 00:16:31,822 --> 00:16:32,957
- I'm a bat.
- 270
- 00:16:33,724 --> 00:16:35,292
- I mean, a real bat.
- 271
- 00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:36,827
- I'm a bat!
- 272
- 00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,696
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)</font>
- 273
- 00:16:38,762 --> 00:16:43,267
- Denisovich. Take a breath.
- You can really turn into a bat.
- 274
- 00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:45,369
- Try. Feel the bat.
- 275
- 00:16:47,738 --> 00:16:49,239
- Not a chicken.
- 276
- 00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:53,744
- What's that?
- The electric boogaloo?
- 277
- 00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:56,680
- If I show you I can bust a move,
- will you try to fly, then?
- 278
- 00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:57,747
- Uh-huh.
- 279
- 00:16:57,781 --> 00:16:58,781
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
- 280
- 00:17:12,627 --> 00:17:14,431
- Dad? Why are you guys dancing?
- 281
- 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,800
- Uh, he was sleep-dancing.
- 282
- 00:17:17,867 --> 00:17:19,236
- Come on, sweetie.
- Back to bed.
- 283
- 00:17:19,303 --> 00:17:22,239
- "Back to bed"?
- It's already after 8:00 p.m.
- 284
- 00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:24,241
- Don't you remember
- the new sleep schedule?
- 285
- 00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,209
- He's going to human
- classes half the day.
- 286
- 00:17:25,275 --> 00:17:27,044
- Uh...
- 287
- 00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:30,114
- If he could just sleep till 2:00 A.M. tonight,
- it'd be so great for him.
- 288
- 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,116
- But, honeydeath,
- six of Wayne's wolf pups
- 289
- 00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:34,118
- are having
- a birthday party tonight.
- 290
- 00:17:34,184 --> 00:17:36,286
- You wouldn't want
- him to miss that.
- 291
- 00:17:36,353 --> 00:17:40,124
- Dad, I love the wolf pups,
- but they're a little too rough for Dennis.
- 292
- 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,426
- "Too rough"?
- 293
- 00:17:42,493 --> 00:17:44,495
- Haven't you noticed?
- Dennis is different.
- 294
- 00:17:44,561 --> 00:17:47,364
- What are you saying?
- Denisovich shouldn't be around monsters?
- 295
- 00:17:47,431 --> 00:17:50,668
- I love monsters!
- Video! Video! Ha!
- 296
- 00:17:50,734 --> 00:17:52,836
- Oh, you wanna show Papa Drac
- your monster video?
- 297
- 00:17:52,903 --> 00:17:53,903
- Yeah! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 298
- 00:17:56,774 --> 00:17:58,909
- <font color="#CC6600">MAN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(ON TV)</font>
- Who's the coolest monster?
- 299
- 00:17:58,976 --> 00:18:00,744
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Kakie!
- 300
- 00:18:00,811 --> 00:18:03,781
- Wee! Kakie one happy monster!
- 301
- 00:18:03,847 --> 00:18:06,383
- Kakie love cake! Yummy!
- 302
- 00:18:06,450 --> 00:18:08,786
- Tummy get a tummyache.
- 303
- 00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:12,222
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- How is that a monster?
- 304
- 00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:14,391
- <font color="#CC6600">KAKIE:</font> Have some cake,
- Wuzzlelumplebum.
- 305
- 00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:18,362
- Remember, kids,
- a real monster always shares.
- 306
- 00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:23,233
- "Shares"? Yes! When I think monsters,
- I think "shares."
- 307
- 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,804
- Now, let me tell you what a real
- monster is, Denisovich.
- 308
- 00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,474
- Dad, please. He's practically five already.
- Don't force it.
- 309
- 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,580
- Slow down, Wuzzlelumplebum.
- 310
- 00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:40,117
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 311
- 00:18:42,052 --> 00:18:45,622
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Twinkle, twinkle,
- little star How I wonder ♪
- 312
- 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:48,158
- Mommy,
- I'm too old for lullabies.
- 313
- 00:18:48,225 --> 00:18:50,394
- What?
- That's not how that one goes.
- 314
- 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:52,029
- This is the way
- most people sing it.
- 315
- 00:18:52,096 --> 00:18:54,298
- "Most people"?
- What's wrong with...
- 316
- 00:18:54,364 --> 00:18:57,801
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Suffer, suffer,
- scream in pain ♪
- 317
- 00:18:57,868 --> 00:19:01,238
- ♪ Blood is spilling
- from your brain ♪
- 318
- 00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:04,007
- Daddy. Come on. You know
- how I sang it to you.
- 319
- 00:19:04,074 --> 00:19:07,211
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Zombies gnaw you
- like a plum ♪
- 320
- 00:19:07,277 --> 00:19:10,414
- ♪ Piercing cries
- and you succumb ♪
- 321
- 00:19:12,049 --> 00:19:15,953
- ♪ Suffer, suffer,
- scream in pain ♪
- 322
- 00:19:16,019 --> 00:19:21,058
- ♪ You will never
- breathe again ♪
- 323
- 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,528
- Still works.
- 324
- 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:32,735
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
- 325
- 00:19:38,542 --> 00:19:39,542
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)</font>
- 326
- 00:19:44,781 --> 00:19:45,849
- Oh...
- 327
- 00:19:45,916 --> 00:19:47,684
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 328
- 00:19:47,751 --> 00:19:49,853
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Happy birthday,
- Wally, Wilson,
- 329
- 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,855
- Whoopi,
- Waylon, Weepy and Wanye.
- 330
- 00:19:51,922 --> 00:19:53,490
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>
- 331
- 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,160
- Denisovich! My big boy! You made it!
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHS)</font>
- 332
- 00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:59,396
- I thought about
- what you said, Dad.
- 333
- 00:19:59,463 --> 00:20:01,198
- Maybe I was being
- a little overprotective.
- 334
- 00:20:01,265 --> 00:20:03,167
- Thank you, coffin cake.
- 335
- 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:05,803
- Dennis! I love you! Zing!
- 336
- 00:20:05,869 --> 00:20:07,404
- Hi, Winnie.
- 337
- 00:20:07,471 --> 00:20:10,607
- I just love your yummy strawberry locks!
- Zing, zing!
- 338
- 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:17,648
- Winnie. Give him his space, hon.
- I'm sorry, Mavis.
- 339
- 00:20:17,714 --> 00:20:20,384
- It's okay, Aunt Wanda.
- They're just playing.
- 340
- 00:20:20,450 --> 00:20:24,154
- Holy rabies! Limbo?
- I used to love that game!
- 341
- 00:20:24,221 --> 00:20:26,056
- Get in there, Mavey.
- 342
- 00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:27,724
- Really? But I'm a parent now.
- 343
- 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:29,159
- Show 'em how it's done.
- 344
- 00:20:29,226 --> 00:20:30,460
- Okay. Okay, okay.
- 345
- 00:20:33,797 --> 00:20:34,797
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 346
- 00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:37,667
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 347
- 00:20:39,469 --> 00:20:41,071
- No way! A pinata?
- 348
- 00:20:44,942 --> 00:20:46,677
- Oh, Mavis, honey.
- That's for later.
- 349
- 00:20:46,743 --> 00:20:48,645
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Whoo! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 350
- 00:20:48,712 --> 00:20:50,352
- We don't want
- the pups to have too much...
- 351
- 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,249
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- - PUP: Candy!
- 352
- 00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:56,852
- Sugar.
- 353
- 00:21:04,561 --> 00:21:06,597
- I'm sorry.
- Did I start all that?
- 354
- 00:21:06,663 --> 00:21:08,703
- Don't worry. There's a reason
- they call it a litter.
- 355
- 00:21:18,542 --> 00:21:19,542
- Whoa!
- 356
- 00:21:19,576 --> 00:21:20,777
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 357
- 00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,813
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Dennis! Are you okay?
- 358
- 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,781
- I got a candy.
- 359
- 00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:26,750
- Look! Your tooth came out.
- 360
- 00:21:26,817 --> 00:21:29,253
- Are you kidding me?
- He got his tooth knocked out?
- 361
- 00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:32,356
- Oh, yes, indeed.
- Here comes the fang.
- 362
- 00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:35,525
- Dad. His baby tooth wasn't a fang.
- Why would this one be?
- 363
- 00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:37,160
- He's not a monster.
- 364
- 00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:39,396
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>
- 365
- 00:21:39,463 --> 00:21:40,463
- Ooh!
- 366
- 00:21:40,664 --> 00:21:42,032
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>
- 367
- 00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,135
- The sun's gonna come out soon,
- and we gotta get to his classes.
- 368
- 00:21:45,202 --> 00:21:48,939
- What's wrong with the classes we have here?
- Like the kids' yoga?
- 369
- 00:21:49,006 --> 00:21:53,043
- Yoga!
- 370
- 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:55,178
- This is Denisovich's home.
- 371
- 00:21:55,245 --> 00:21:56,780
- I don't know, Dad.
- 372
- 00:21:56,847 --> 00:21:58,215
- What don't you know?
- 373
- 00:21:58,282 --> 00:22:01,752
- Well, we've been
- talking about moving.
- 374
- 00:22:01,818 --> 00:22:04,254
- Somewhere safer
- for Dennis.
- 375
- 00:22:04,321 --> 00:22:07,224
- Maybe where Johnny
- grew up in California.
- 376
- 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:11,161
- I'm sorry, but you can't just make
- somebody something they're not.
- 377
- 00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:14,765
- Come on, honey.
- We have to go.
- 378
- 00:22:14,831 --> 00:22:16,033
- Zing, zing?
- 379
- 00:22:17,167 --> 00:22:19,970
- Mavey, wait.
- You can't mean that.
- 380
- 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:25,242
- You're in on this?
- The leaving?
- 381
- 00:22:25,309 --> 00:22:28,145
- Uh...
- It's not definite at all.
- 382
- 00:22:28,211 --> 00:22:29,413
- It's just something
- she's definitely talking about,
- 383
- 00:22:29,479 --> 00:22:31,715
- but until we do it,
- it's not definitized.
- 384
- 00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:37,120
- Did he just cover
- me with birdseed?
- 385
- 00:22:38,021 --> 00:22:39,423
- Yeah, he covered me.
- 386
- 00:22:39,489 --> 00:22:40,489
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CAWING)</font>
- 387
- 00:22:49,733 --> 00:22:52,469
- Dad, it's not a fang.
- 388
- 00:22:52,536 --> 00:22:55,672
- Dad, I don't know
- if it's the right place for Dennis.
- 389
- 00:22:55,739 --> 00:22:57,374
- Right, Johnny?
- 390
- 00:22:57,441 --> 00:23:00,677
- Oh, hey, dudeman.
- It's not me. It's Mavey.
- 391
- 00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:04,114
- Hey, dudeman.
- I'm afraid to say anything.
- 392
- 00:23:04,181 --> 00:23:06,450
- Hey, dudeman. I'm a dudeman!
- 393
- 00:23:06,516 --> 00:23:08,986
- Uh, Drac? Who you talkin' to?
- 394
- 00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:11,221
- Do not disturb.
- The count's wiggin' out in here.
- 395
- 00:23:12,656 --> 00:23:14,524
- What are you
- wiggin' out about, Drac?
- 396
- 00:23:14,591 --> 00:23:17,928
- The kids. Mavey Wavey's saying
- she wants to leave.
- 397
- 00:23:17,995 --> 00:23:20,630
- She wants to leave? What about Johnny?
- He doesn't wanna go.
- 398
- 00:23:20,697 --> 00:23:23,033
- He's making the hotel
- more human-y for Dennis.
- 399
- 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,868
- You know, seeing
- that he isn't a monster.
- 400
- 00:23:24,935 --> 00:23:26,303
- He is a monster!
- 401
- 00:23:26,370 --> 00:23:27,437
- He's just a late fanger.
- 402
- 00:23:27,504 --> 00:23:28,538
- Mmm-hmm.
- 403
- 00:23:28,605 --> 00:23:30,140
- And I could be a hand model.
- 404
- 00:23:30,207 --> 00:23:32,442
- Shut up!
- It's all that human-y stuff
- 405
- 00:23:32,509 --> 00:23:36,046
- that's confusing
- poor Denisovich.
- 406
- 00:23:36,113 --> 00:23:39,249
- So maybe you gotta get the kid
- around more monster-y things. Ooh!
- 407
- 00:23:39,316 --> 00:23:41,451
- Oh, I need a cape.
- 408
- 00:23:41,518 --> 00:23:44,621
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> I can't. She's always around,
- checking up on me.
- 409
- 00:23:44,688 --> 00:23:47,924
- Man, if you could
- just get some alone time.
- 410
- 00:23:47,991 --> 00:23:50,360
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Wait a minute.
- That's what Johnny wants, too.
- 411
- 00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:53,530
- Alone time with Mavis.
- 412
- 00:23:56,299 --> 00:23:57,501
- <font color="#CC00CC">(STRAINING)</font>
- Have they even had a vacation
- 413
- 00:23:57,567 --> 00:23:59,069
- since before
- they were married?
- 414
- 00:23:59,136 --> 00:24:00,136
- <font color="#CC00CC">(TOILET FLUSHING)</font>
- 415
- 00:24:03,073 --> 00:24:06,309
- They're going to now. And so are we.
- Frank, you're a genius.
- 416
- 00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:19,088
- Mmm-hmm.
- 417
- 00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:21,157
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>
- 418
- 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:25,762
- We'll take Denisovich
- to all our old haunts.
- 419
- 00:24:25,829 --> 00:24:27,597
- <font color="#CC00CC">(RAT SQUEAKING)</font>
- 420
- 00:24:27,664 --> 00:24:29,064
- Each of us will
- show him our skills.
- 421
- 00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:33,303
- Teach him how to be a monster.
- 422
- 00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,308
- And he'll be
- fanging it up in no time.
- 423
- 00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:40,510
- Boy turns five next week.
- 424
- 00:24:40,577 --> 00:24:43,113
- If he's not a vampire by his birthday,
- it ain't happenin'.
- 425
- 00:24:43,180 --> 00:24:45,415
- Oh, it ain't
- ain't happening, baby.
- 426
- 00:24:45,482 --> 00:24:47,818
- All he needs is
- time with his vampa.
- 427
- 00:24:47,884 --> 00:24:49,219
- "Vampa"?
- 428
- 00:24:49,286 --> 00:24:50,620
- Vampire grandpa.
- 429
- 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:52,622
- Come on, man.
- That's obvious.
- 430
- 00:24:55,025 --> 00:24:57,227
- Johnny. Come outside.
- 431
- 00:24:57,294 --> 00:24:59,629
- What? Who is it?
- 432
- 00:24:59,696 --> 00:25:02,199
- It's your father-in-law.
- I need to talk to you.
- 433
- 00:25:03,867 --> 00:25:04,868
- What's up?
- 434
- 00:25:05,602 --> 00:25:06,603
- Oh.
- 435
- 00:25:06,670 --> 00:25:09,005
- Let me get rid of them. Sorry.
- 436
- 00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:12,175
- No problem-o.
- I was kinda diggin' the attention.
- 437
- 00:25:12,242 --> 00:25:13,242
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHIRPING)</font>
- 438
- 00:25:14,511 --> 00:25:17,214
- Can they stay?
- I don't think they're ready to leave yet.
- 439
- 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,416
- Come on.
- Go to your mother.
- 440
- 00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:20,684
- Look, you want
- to stay here, right?
- 441
- 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:22,519
- Of course.
- 442
- 00:25:22,586 --> 00:25:25,255
- This is the first place
- where I can really be myself.
- 443
- 00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:28,758
- I haven't felt this alive
- since they invented stuffed-crust pizza.
- 444
- 00:25:28,825 --> 00:25:33,129
- Well, then, we've got some work to do.
- Okay, so here's the plan.
- 445
- 00:25:33,196 --> 00:25:35,465
- <font color="#CC00CC">(WHISPERING)</font> Maybe it's a good idea
- to take her to your hometown.
- 446
- 00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:37,767
- - But remember...
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(INAUDIBLE)</font>
- 447
- 00:25:37,834 --> 00:25:40,670
- So, it's sliced avocado,
- rolled oats with apricot,
- 448
- 00:25:40,737 --> 00:25:43,039
- the Aveeno
- moisturizer after every bath.
- 449
- 00:25:43,106 --> 00:25:46,409
- And then the shea butter
- on his tush before his PJs
- 450
- 00:25:46,476 --> 00:25:49,179
- and then 20 minutes
- with the nebulizer
- 451
- 00:25:49,246 --> 00:25:52,449
- while I read his Learning Factory
- Phonics book to him.
- 452
- 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:55,886
- It's asking a lot, Dad.
- We could just take Dennis with us.
- 453
- 00:25:55,952 --> 00:25:58,822
- What? Are you kidding me?
- And get him off his routine?
- 454
- 00:25:58,889 --> 00:26:00,190
- No, no, no.
- 455
- 00:26:00,257 --> 00:26:02,292
- You kids go to California,
- 456
- 00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,728
- and see if it's the right place
- to raise Denisovich.
- 457
- 00:26:04,794 --> 00:26:06,563
- And you remember
- how to video chat?
- 458
- 00:26:06,630 --> 00:26:09,933
- Yes, yes. With the phone
- and the buttons and the agony.
- 459
- 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:13,870
- Thanks for being so understanding, Dad.
- I know you'll keep him safe.
- 460
- 00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:17,474
- Of course, Mavey.
- Stake my heart and hope to die.
- 461
- 00:26:17,541 --> 00:26:19,442
- I'm just gonna
- miss him so much.
- 462
- 00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:22,212
- I love you, Dennis.
- 463
- 00:26:22,279 --> 00:26:24,080
- I love you, Mommy.
- 464
- 00:26:24,147 --> 00:26:27,717
- I'll tell him Mavey Wavey stories
- every night before bed.
- 465
- 00:26:27,784 --> 00:26:29,653
- You're the best.
- I love you, Dad.
- 466
- 00:26:32,956 --> 00:26:35,559
- Gonna miss all you guys.
- You're all my family.
- 467
- 00:26:36,293 --> 00:26:38,361
- Love you, Drac.
- 468
- 00:26:38,428 --> 00:26:40,730
- Yes. I love you, too.
- 469
- 00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:44,501
- Now, remember the plan.
- Just keep her distracted and happy.
- 470
- 00:26:44,568 --> 00:26:47,003
- But not too happy, capisce?
- Got it.
- 471
- 00:26:47,070 --> 00:26:49,606
- Operation "Just Keep Her
- Distracted and Happy,
- 472
- 00:26:49,673 --> 00:26:52,976
- "But Not Too Happy, Capisce,"
- starts now. Cool?
- 473
- 00:26:53,043 --> 00:26:54,511
- Smiling on the outside.
- 474
- 00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:55,679
- Will you hug my backpack?
- 475
- 00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:56,745
- No.
- 476
- 00:27:02,118 --> 00:27:03,219
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MOANS)</font>
- 477
- 00:27:03,286 --> 00:27:05,155
- Back to bed.
- 478
- 00:27:05,222 --> 00:27:08,358
- Ah, yes, we'll get to the bed.
- We all love the bed.
- 479
- 00:27:08,425 --> 00:27:10,694
- But we're just gonna
- do one thing first.
- 480
- 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,399
- Is it shorts
- weather where we're going?
- 481
- 00:27:16,466 --> 00:27:19,135
- Jeez. I hope not.
- My body isn't swimsuit-ready yet.
- 482
- 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,471
- Whatever. Where's Griffin?
- 483
- 00:27:21,538 --> 00:27:23,807
- Hey, can I have a second?
- I'm just saying goodbye to Emily.
- 484
- 00:27:23,873 --> 00:27:25,508
- Oh, brother.
- 485
- 00:27:25,575 --> 00:27:28,144
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(IN GIRLY VOICE)</font>
- I'm gonna miss you so much.
- 486
- 00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:29,980
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(IN NORMAL VOICE)</font>
- You know, you have to be strong, honey.
- 487
- 00:27:30,046 --> 00:27:31,047
- Because what we
- have is unbreakable.
- 488
- 00:27:31,114 --> 00:27:32,282
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH KISSING)</font>
- 489
- 00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:33,683
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SOBBING)</font>
- 490
- 00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:36,553
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Babe, don't cry.
- Everyone's looking.
- 491
- 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:38,221
- Okay, I gotta call him on this.
- 492
- 00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:41,258
- Just let him play it out,
- get it over with.
- 493
- 00:27:41,324 --> 00:27:45,795
- Okay, you two lovebirds.
- Drink your champagne and let's get going.
- 494
- 00:27:45,862 --> 00:27:48,064
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Oh, yeah.
- No, sure. Okay.
- 495
- 00:27:48,131 --> 00:27:49,131
- Cheers, babe.
- 496
- 00:27:51,234 --> 00:27:53,536
- Oh. You klutz.
- 497
- 00:27:53,603 --> 00:27:55,672
- We can't say
- nothin' about this?
- 498
- 00:27:55,739 --> 00:27:57,099
- No. We don't have
- time for zingers.
- 499
- 00:28:05,582 --> 00:28:09,019
- How do you click in
- the stupid car seat?
- 500
- 00:28:09,085 --> 00:28:10,754
- You gotta cut
- those nails, man.
- 501
- 00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:12,522
- We just strap our
- kids down with duct tape.
- 502
- 00:28:17,394 --> 00:28:18,995
- What's he doing here?
- 503
- 00:28:19,062 --> 00:28:21,865
- I told him he could come.
- He's never been outside the hotel.
- 504
- 00:28:21,931 --> 00:28:24,634
- Blobby, there's no room.
- Sorry, man.
- 505
- 00:28:24,701 --> 00:28:25,781
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>
- 506
- 00:28:27,303 --> 00:28:29,005
- Yeah, that ain't happenin'.
- 507
- 00:28:29,072 --> 00:28:31,708
- Fine, put him on the Rascal.
- Let's just get going.
- 508
- 00:28:37,313 --> 00:28:38,348
- Oh.
- 509
- 00:28:46,623 --> 00:28:49,025
- Where are we going,
- Papa Drac?
- 510
- 00:28:49,092 --> 00:28:51,494
- Oh, Denisovich, we're going
- to have an adventure.
- 511
- 00:28:51,561 --> 00:28:53,730
- A monster-y adventure.
- 512
- 00:28:53,797 --> 00:28:56,666
- Yay! Monsters!
- We're gonna eat cake.
- 513
- 00:28:56,733 --> 00:28:58,768
- What did he say?
- 514
- 00:28:58,835 --> 00:29:01,237
- No.
- No cake on this monster trip.
- 515
- 00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:04,841
- No cake, cebause Kakie says,
- "Too much cake makes tummy ache."
- 516
- 00:29:05,175 --> 00:29:06,476
- Yay!
- 517
- 00:29:06,543 --> 00:29:07,977
- "A monster always shares."
- 518
- 00:29:09,646 --> 00:29:11,047
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Wow!
- 519
- 00:29:11,114 --> 00:29:13,450
- We may need
- more than a week.
- 520
- 00:29:13,516 --> 00:29:16,686
- Hey, you know who
- could fix the kid in a snap? Vlad.
- 521
- 00:29:16,753 --> 00:29:20,223
- What? We don't need to call Vlad.
- We got this.
- 522
- 00:29:20,290 --> 00:29:24,828
- You see, Denisovich,
- monsters are nice, just like you.
- 523
- 00:29:24,894 --> 00:29:29,099
- But when the moon comes out,
- the real monster fun begins.
- 524
- 00:29:29,165 --> 00:29:30,867
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO)</font>
- 525
- 00:29:30,934 --> 00:29:32,469
- Being scary. Right, guys?
- 526
- 00:29:36,406 --> 00:29:37,640
- Guys? Guys!
- What is wrong with you?
- 527
- 00:29:37,707 --> 00:29:39,642
- <font color="#CC00CC">(RADIO SWITCHES OFF)</font>
- 528
- 00:29:39,709 --> 00:29:41,845
- Come on.
- Everybody likes that song.
- 529
- 00:29:41,911 --> 00:29:45,682
- We're not everybody.
- We're scary monsters. Remember?
- 530
- 00:29:45,749 --> 00:29:46,983
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Hey, what are you putting in?
- 531
- 00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:48,518
- It's an audio book.
- 532
- 00:29:48,585 --> 00:29:51,688
- Bigfoot's life story.
- He reads it himself.
- 533
- 00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,389
- <font color="#CC6600">WOMAN:</font> Chapter One.
- 534
- 00:29:53,456 --> 00:29:54,456
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MR. BIGFOOT GROWLING)</font>
- 535
- 00:30:00,663 --> 00:30:01,823
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)</font>
- 536
- 00:30:02,132 --> 00:30:03,132
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>
- 537
- 00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:26,856
- Wow!
- 538
- 00:30:26,923 --> 00:30:29,058
- This is gonna be so amazing.
- 539
- 00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:32,162
- Oh, yeah. You're gonna be so happy,
- but not too happy.
- 540
- 00:30:32,228 --> 00:30:33,663
- Huh?
- What?
- 541
- 00:30:33,730 --> 00:30:35,999
- I wanna see everything
- you did growing up.
- 542
- 00:30:36,065 --> 00:30:38,201
- As long as you're distracted, capisce?
- 543
- 00:30:40,136 --> 00:30:41,704
- We can hit a few spots
- on the way to my parents.
- 544
- 00:30:41,771 --> 00:30:43,273
- Lemme just quickly call home.
- 545
- 00:30:43,339 --> 00:30:45,008
- Ah! Don't do that.
- 546
- 00:30:45,074 --> 00:30:47,877
- It's only 1:00 A.M. there.
- Dennis isn't even up yet.
- 547
- 00:30:47,944 --> 00:30:51,214
- Right. I'm just not used to
- being away from him.
- 548
- 00:30:51,281 --> 00:30:53,716
- Everything's gonna be cool.
- Your dad was so all over it.
- 549
- 00:30:53,783 --> 00:30:55,819
- I know. He's the best.
- 550
- 00:31:16,506 --> 00:31:17,807
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Right turn, here.
- 551
- 00:31:18,808 --> 00:31:20,643
- Denisovich, rise and shine.
- 552
- 00:31:20,710 --> 00:31:22,212
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SNORING)</font>
- 553
- 00:31:22,278 --> 00:31:24,881
- Boys, this bringing
- back any memories?
- 554
- 00:31:24,948 --> 00:31:28,218
- We used to prowl around here
- when we were in our 100s.
- 555
- 00:31:28,284 --> 00:31:31,588
- The Dark Forest of Slobozia.
- 556
- 00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:42,632
- Nice how they built it up.
- 557
- 00:31:42,699 --> 00:31:44,868
- Okay, out of the car.
- 558
- 00:31:44,934 --> 00:31:47,470
- Denisovich,
- you're going to see
- 559
- 00:31:47,537 --> 00:31:50,039
- every monster
- do his specialty.
- 560
- 00:31:50,106 --> 00:31:53,743
- First, Frank's gonna show us
- how he scares people.
- 561
- 00:31:53,810 --> 00:31:56,579
- Yay! He's gonna say, "Boo."
- 562
- 00:31:56,646 --> 00:31:59,115
- Yeah, I don't
- think "boos" ever work.
- 563
- 00:31:59,182 --> 00:32:02,218
- But that's why we're here.
- To learn from the master.
- 564
- 00:32:03,419 --> 00:32:05,088
- Okay, I'll give it a shot.
- 565
- 00:32:15,465 --> 00:32:16,465
- <font color="#CC00CC">(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)</font>
- 566
- 00:32:16,499 --> 00:32:17,499
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLS)</font>
- 567
- 00:32:21,137 --> 00:32:23,306
- Yeah, guess it just depends
- on work. <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 568
- 00:32:23,373 --> 00:32:24,874
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLS)</font>
- 569
- 00:32:24,941 --> 00:32:26,476
- Frankenstein! <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 570
- 00:32:26,543 --> 00:32:28,611
- Hey, how ya doin'?
- 571
- 00:32:28,678 --> 00:32:31,781
- You're awesome! Can we take a picture?
- Is that okay?
- 572
- 00:32:31,848 --> 00:32:33,850
- Sure, okay. Little
- selfie action. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 573
- 00:32:33,917 --> 00:32:35,051
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS)</font>
- 574
- 00:32:35,118 --> 00:32:36,118
- For real?
- 575
- 00:32:36,786 --> 00:32:38,321
- Awesome! Thank you so much.
- 576
- 00:32:38,388 --> 00:32:39,656
- Hey, have a great day.
- 577
- 00:32:40,323 --> 00:32:41,858
- Boo!
- 578
- 00:32:41,925 --> 00:32:44,060
- Oh. He's adorable.
- He's adorable. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 579
- 00:32:44,127 --> 00:32:46,062
- Adorable, yes.
- 580
- 00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:48,998
- Not scary,
- but "boo" is a start.
- 581
- 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:50,566
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMS)</font>
- 582
- 00:32:51,334 --> 00:32:52,334
- <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
- 583
- 00:32:59,909 --> 00:33:02,679
- My birthday cake's gonna have
- the coolest guy on it.
- 584
- 00:33:02,745 --> 00:33:05,081
- Let me guess. Kakie.
- 585
- 00:33:05,148 --> 00:33:08,952
- No. He's so cool.
- He climbs walls and wears a cape.
- 586
- 00:33:09,018 --> 00:33:11,988
- Oh, really. And who
- is this very cool guy?
- 587
- 00:33:12,055 --> 00:33:13,723
- Batman!
- 588
- 00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:15,525
- Batman. Great.
- 589
- 00:33:15,592 --> 00:33:18,795
- You don't know anyone else
- with a cape that's cool?
- 590
- 00:33:18,861 --> 00:33:19,963
- This is good. Stop here.
- 591
- 00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:29,405
- Okay, Wayne. It's your turn.
- Go kill something.
- 592
- 00:33:29,472 --> 00:33:30,606
- Denisovich, watch this.
- 593
- 00:33:30,673 --> 00:33:31,908
- What?
- 594
- 00:33:31,975 --> 00:33:33,276
- I told you, come on.
- 595
- 00:33:33,343 --> 00:33:35,211
- If we don't
- inspire Denisovich,
- 596
- 00:33:35,278 --> 00:33:37,246
- how's he going to
- find his inner monster?
- 597
- 00:33:37,313 --> 00:33:38,648
- Who's in a monster?
- 598
- 00:33:38,715 --> 00:33:40,216
- Nobody, just...
- 599
- 00:33:40,283 --> 00:33:41,283
- Here, have an avocado.
- 600
- 00:33:41,317 --> 00:33:42,552
- Yay!
- 601
- 00:33:42,619 --> 00:33:44,620
- Your mommy says
- it's a good fat.
- 602
- 00:33:44,687 --> 00:33:46,756
- Whatever
- the heaven that means.
- 603
- 00:33:46,823 --> 00:33:48,791
- Listen, I'm not gonna
- set monsters back again
- 604
- 00:33:48,858 --> 00:33:51,361
- just to make your
- grandkid like vampires.
- 605
- 00:33:51,427 --> 00:33:52,862
- Anyway, there's nothing to kill here.
- It's all been...
- 606
- 00:33:52,929 --> 00:33:53,929
- <font color="#CC00CC">(TWIGS SNAPPING)</font>
- 607
- 00:33:56,899 --> 00:33:58,167
- Aw...
- 608
- 00:33:58,234 --> 00:33:59,402
- What a cutie.
- 609
- 00:34:00,236 --> 00:34:01,604
- But kill him.
- 610
- 00:34:01,671 --> 00:34:05,274
- Oh, great. You know
- I haven't done this in years.
- 611
- 00:34:05,341 --> 00:34:08,244
- We don't need to kill anymore.
- We have Pop-Tarts.
- 612
- 00:34:08,311 --> 00:34:10,713
- Denisovich,
- you're going to love this.
- 613
- 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:13,683
- Wayne's going to eat that whole deer,
- and the next one's yours.
- 614
- 00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:14,851
- Wayne, go.
- 615
- 00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:21,824
- Oh, man. I'm too old for this.
- 616
- 00:34:21,891 --> 00:34:24,193
- Okay, how's it go again?
- 617
- 00:34:24,260 --> 00:34:25,495
- <font color="#CC00CC">(HOWLS)</font>
- 618
- 00:34:25,561 --> 00:34:27,063
- No, no, wait.
- That's for the moon.
- 619
- 00:34:27,130 --> 00:34:29,297
- Oh, I growl. Right, here goes.
- 620
- 00:34:31,467 --> 00:34:32,768
- Growl!
- 621
- 00:34:32,835 --> 00:34:33,835
- <font color="#CC6600">MAN:</font> Get it, boy.
- 622
- 00:34:34,437 --> 00:34:35,437
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BARKING)</font>
- 623
- 00:34:36,806 --> 00:34:37,806
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH GROWLING)</font>
- 624
- 00:34:39,542 --> 00:34:40,976
- Get it, Uncle Wayne.
- 625
- 00:34:43,413 --> 00:34:47,315
- Some werewolf.
- Did you actually say the word "growl?"
- 626
- 00:34:47,382 --> 00:34:48,784
- You're a werewussy.
- 627
- 00:34:48,851 --> 00:34:50,186
- I said I was rusty.
- 628
- 00:34:51,888 --> 00:34:53,523
- Gimme me that Frisbee.
- 629
- 00:34:53,589 --> 00:34:55,024
- No! It's my Frisbee!
- I fetched it!
- 630
- 00:34:55,091 --> 00:34:56,692
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> Give it to me!
- Give it back!
- 631
- 00:34:56,759 --> 00:34:59,228
- Give it over here!
- Give me that! Give it back!
- 632
- 00:35:04,901 --> 00:35:06,502
- He's fine.
- He's Blobby.
- 633
- 00:35:09,272 --> 00:35:12,175
- This place is so
- amazing and scenic.
- 634
- 00:35:12,241 --> 00:35:13,409
- What do you
- wanna show me first?
- 635
- 00:35:13,476 --> 00:35:14,777
- Mmm. I don't know.
- 636
- 00:35:14,844 --> 00:35:16,279
- It's pretty,
- but there's really
- 637
- 00:35:16,345 --> 00:35:17,747
- nothing to do
- once it gets dark.
- 638
- 00:35:17,814 --> 00:35:19,215
- Wait. What's that place?
- 639
- 00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,922
- So, you're telling
- me that I can pick
- 640
- 00:35:25,988 --> 00:35:27,668
- between all these
- different kinds of chips?
- 641
- 00:35:28,391 --> 00:35:29,559
- Yes.
- 642
- 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:31,394
- How do people decide?
- 643
- 00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:33,362
- Whoa!
- 644
- 00:35:33,429 --> 00:35:36,232
- Now what's that
- beautiful fountain of rubies?
- 645
- 00:35:37,433 --> 00:35:39,402
- Johnny,
- have you tried this Slurpee?
- 646
- 00:35:39,469 --> 00:35:41,471
- Not that quickly, hon.
- 647
- 00:35:41,537 --> 00:35:44,874
- It comes in 48 flavors.
- We have to try them all.
- 648
- 00:35:48,144 --> 00:35:49,879
- Uh, I don't know
- if we have time.
- 649
- 00:35:49,946 --> 00:35:52,648
- Why? This place is open
- all night. Right, sir?
- 650
- 00:35:52,715 --> 00:35:53,715
- Yes.
- 651
- 00:35:55,051 --> 00:35:56,051
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 652
- 00:35:58,321 --> 00:35:59,655
- Johnny, look.
- 653
- 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,859
- They're making a TV
- show about this place and we're the stars.
- 654
- 00:36:02,925 --> 00:36:04,227
- Hello, world.
- 655
- 00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:05,695
- Awesome.
- 656
- 00:36:05,762 --> 00:36:09,365
- It's totally awesome.
- You're so lucky, Kal.
- 657
- 00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:11,968
- Hello, world.
- 658
- 00:36:15,505 --> 00:36:17,373
- Okay, Murray. Your turn.
- 659
- 00:36:18,808 --> 00:36:22,278
- Excuse us. Do you know where someone
- can get a bite around here?
- 660
- 00:36:22,345 --> 00:36:25,548
- Did you seriously just ask a vampire
- where to get a bite?
- 661
- 00:36:25,615 --> 00:36:28,084
- Oh, gosh. I didn't mean...
- We're not from around here.
- 662
- 00:36:28,151 --> 00:36:30,553
- This is so embarrassing.
- Just keep going.
- 663
- 00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:32,555
- Sorry to bother you.
- Love your chocolate cereal.
- 664
- 00:36:36,092 --> 00:36:37,994
- So, what do you
- want me to do now?
- 665
- 00:36:38,060 --> 00:36:39,762
- Denisovich,
- you won't believe it.
- 666
- 00:36:39,829 --> 00:36:42,098
- The mummy can
- crash through walls
- 667
- 00:36:42,165 --> 00:36:44,100
- and turn into
- a swarm of beetles
- 668
- 00:36:44,167 --> 00:36:46,435
- and put a curse on anyone.
- 669
- 00:36:46,502 --> 00:36:47,937
- That sounds mean.
- 670
- 00:36:48,004 --> 00:36:49,539
- It's fun mean. Okay.
- 671
- 00:36:49,605 --> 00:36:51,207
- So, check it out.
- 672
- 00:36:51,274 --> 00:36:55,811
- Murray's going to conjure up
- the biggest sandstorm you've ever seen.
- 673
- 00:36:55,878 --> 00:36:57,547
- Hit it!
- 674
- 00:36:57,613 --> 00:36:59,282
- Sandstorm?
- It's been awhile.
- 675
- 00:36:59,348 --> 00:37:01,317
- Not my problem.
- Do it. Say your little spell.
- 676
- 00:37:01,384 --> 00:37:04,086
- Okay.
- 677
- 00:37:04,153 --> 00:37:07,890
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font> I got this. Frank, Wayne, Griffin,
- just try not to faint.
- 678
- 00:37:13,362 --> 00:37:14,362
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CLEARS THROAT)</font>
- 679
- 00:37:15,298 --> 00:37:17,500
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHANTING IN FAUX
- EGYPTIAN LANGUAGE)</font>
- 680
- 00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:29,945
- Ow!
- 681
- 00:37:29,979 --> 00:37:31,214
- My back.
- 682
- 00:37:32,014 --> 00:37:33,014
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 683
- 00:37:35,918 --> 00:37:36,953
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 684
- 00:37:40,323 --> 00:37:41,591
- Oh. Wait.
- 685
- 00:37:45,595 --> 00:37:46,595
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH LAUGHING)</font>
- 686
- 00:37:46,963 --> 00:37:47,963
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRIFFIN LAUGHING)</font>
- 687
- 00:37:47,997 --> 00:37:49,599
- How cute!
- 688
- 00:37:49,665 --> 00:37:50,600
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 689
- 00:37:50,666 --> 00:37:52,335
- Ow! Ow!
- 690
- 00:37:56,572 --> 00:37:59,942
- Wait. Stop at that playground.
- Look at these cute kids.
- 691
- 00:38:02,645 --> 00:38:03,645
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTING)</font>
- 692
- 00:38:06,649 --> 00:38:09,552
- Holy rabies!
- This looks like a blast.
- 693
- 00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:10,987
- I don't know, Mavey.
- 694
- 00:38:11,053 --> 00:38:13,889
- This can be pretty dangerous
- if you don't know what you're doing.
- 695
- 00:38:13,956 --> 00:38:15,625
- Of course, I rock these bikes.
- 696
- 00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:17,059
- May I, little dude?
- 697
- 00:38:17,893 --> 00:38:20,496
- Check it out. Oh, yeah.
- 698
- 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:22,565
- This is how I rolled every summer.
- 699
- 00:38:24,634 --> 00:38:26,602
- Whoo-hoo!
- 700
- 00:38:26,669 --> 00:38:27,669
- Whoa, whoa!
- 701
- 00:38:28,537 --> 00:38:29,537
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- 702
- 00:38:34,377 --> 00:38:35,377
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 703
- 00:38:37,046 --> 00:38:38,447
- I think I scratched it.
- 704
- 00:38:38,514 --> 00:38:39,515
- Oh...
- 705
- 00:38:39,582 --> 00:38:41,183
- My turn.
- 706
- 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:44,186
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Mavey, I told you,
- it took me years to get this good.
- 707
- 00:38:44,253 --> 00:38:46,222
- Well, I'll give it a try.
- 708
- 00:39:22,825 --> 00:39:23,826
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 709
- 00:39:23,893 --> 00:39:25,294
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 710
- 00:39:25,361 --> 00:39:28,064
- You feel me now?
- That's my girlfriend, suckers.
- 711
- 00:39:28,130 --> 00:39:29,465
- Your wife, Johnny.
- 712
- 00:39:29,532 --> 00:39:31,233
- My wife. Even better.
- 713
- 00:39:31,300 --> 00:39:34,937
- That was sick, lady.
- Where did you learn how to do that stuff?
- 714
- 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:36,372
- Transylvania.
- 715
- 00:39:36,439 --> 00:39:39,709
- That's cool. I have a cousin
- from Pennsylvania.
- 716
- 00:39:39,775 --> 00:39:43,479
- Oh. These little guys are so sweet.
- Dennis would love them.
- 717
- 00:39:43,546 --> 00:39:45,247
- What an awesome
- place to raise a kid.
- 718
- 00:39:45,314 --> 00:39:47,183
- Oh. To raise a kid?
- 719
- 00:39:47,249 --> 00:39:49,118
- I don't know about awesome.
- 720
- 00:39:49,185 --> 00:39:52,254
- Maybe tubular. Capisce?
- 721
- 00:39:52,321 --> 00:39:53,956
- Anyways, we should
- hit my folks' place.
- 722
- 00:39:54,023 --> 00:39:54,890
- I said we'd be there by now.
- 723
- 00:39:54,957 --> 00:39:56,325
- Sure.
- 724
- 00:39:56,392 --> 00:39:58,527
- Oh, hey, it's after
- 3:00 o'clock in Transylvania.
- 725
- 00:39:58,594 --> 00:40:00,496
- I'm gonna check
- on Dennis, okay?
- 726
- 00:40:05,501 --> 00:40:08,304
- Chocolate cereal.
- Are you kidding me?
- 727
- 00:40:08,371 --> 00:40:10,506
- It's okay, Drac.
- It's 'cause they love us.
- 728
- 00:40:10,573 --> 00:40:13,008
- Yeah.
- Monsters are what's goin' on.
- 729
- 00:40:13,075 --> 00:40:15,177
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Oh, yeah.
- You should embrace it like I did.
- 730
- 00:40:15,244 --> 00:40:17,213
- I've got a best-selling workout video.
- 731
- 00:40:17,279 --> 00:40:19,915
- Follow me, ladies.
- Right. And left.
- 732
- 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,651
- No, girls. Watch me.
- You're not watching.
- 733
- 00:40:22,718 --> 00:40:25,654
- Here we go. And eight
- and seven and six...
- 734
- 00:40:25,721 --> 00:40:27,423
- That's not me, guys.
- 735
- 00:40:27,490 --> 00:40:30,860
- Come on, even Bigfoot's tearin' it up
- in the German soccer league.
- 736
- 00:40:30,926 --> 00:40:33,006
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(COMMENTATOR SPEAKING GERMAN)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(AUDIENCE CHEERING)</font>
- 737
- 00:40:38,834 --> 00:40:40,714
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>
- - Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
- 738
- 00:40:41,170 --> 00:40:42,838
- It's Mavis.
- 739
- 00:40:42,905 --> 00:40:44,640
- You gotta answer it.
- 740
- 00:40:44,707 --> 00:40:46,242
- You're pushin' too hard.
- Lighter.
- 741
- 00:40:46,308 --> 00:40:48,344
- All right!
- 742
- 00:40:48,411 --> 00:40:51,347
- Denisovich, wake up.
- Oh, boy, he's out cold.
- 743
- 00:40:51,414 --> 00:40:52,548
- GRIFFIN: I got this.
- 744
- 00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:56,585
- Dad, what took so long?
- 745
- 00:40:56,652 --> 00:40:57,953
- What?
- 746
- 00:40:58,020 --> 00:41:01,323
- Nothing, Mavey.
- We're all great here at the hotel.
- 747
- 00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:03,392
- Just doing hotel things.
- 748
- 00:41:03,459 --> 00:41:04,760
- Sorry, can't handle your breath.
- 749
- 00:41:04,827 --> 00:41:06,295
- I hear ya.
- 750
- 00:41:06,362 --> 00:41:07,830
- How are you?
- 751
- 00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:09,432
- We're having a blast.
- 752
- 00:41:09,498 --> 00:41:12,568
- We just went biking and mini-marting.
- It's so fun here.
- 753
- 00:41:13,302 --> 00:41:14,737
- Is Dennis okay?
- 754
- 00:41:14,804 --> 00:41:16,038
- Oh. Of course.
- 755
- 00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:17,873
- You want to see him?
- 756
- 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:19,742
- Yes. Yes, I do.
- 757
- 00:41:19,809 --> 00:41:21,110
- Hi, baby. How are you?
- 758
- 00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:22,745
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Mommy.
- 759
- 00:41:22,812 --> 00:41:23,812
- I happy. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 760
- 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:25,414
- Aw.
- 761
- 00:41:25,481 --> 00:41:27,183
- Hey, little dude.
- 762
- 00:41:27,249 --> 00:41:28,818
- Why is he wearing sunglasses?
- 763
- 00:41:28,884 --> 00:41:30,953
- Oh, we were playing.
- 764
- 00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:33,789
- It's a superhero thing.
- 765
- 00:41:33,856 --> 00:41:37,293
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Cebause,
- I'm Sunglasses Man, to the rescue!
- 766
- 00:41:37,359 --> 00:41:38,961
- Okay, take it down a notch.
- I'm flying.
- 767
- 00:41:39,028 --> 00:41:41,564
- You sound funny.
- 768
- 00:41:41,630 --> 00:41:44,700
- Oh, no, no, that's his
- Sunglasses Man voice.
- 769
- 00:41:44,767 --> 00:41:47,503
- Static. The signal is bad.
- Mavis, are you there?
- 770
- 00:41:49,004 --> 00:41:50,004
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Yeah, I'm still...
- 771
- 00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:53,876
- All right.
- I guess he's having fun.
- 772
- 00:41:53,943 --> 00:41:55,644
- Of course he is. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 773
- 00:41:57,646 --> 00:42:00,015
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Wow, I nailed it
- with the Sunglasses Man.
- 774
- 00:42:00,082 --> 00:42:01,684
- Right off the top of my head.
- 775
- 00:42:01,750 --> 00:42:03,719
- I threw in a "cebause."
- Did everyone see that?
- 776
- 00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:06,555
- She said she was having fun.
- Johnny's blowing it.
- 777
- 00:42:06,622 --> 00:42:09,859
- She's biking and mini-marting.
- She's gonna wanna move!
- 778
- 00:42:09,925 --> 00:42:12,761
- I gotta fix this kid now.
- Are we almost there or what?
- 779
- 00:42:12,828 --> 00:42:14,730
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
- Okay, I may
- 780
- 00:42:14,797 --> 00:42:16,398
- have taken a wrong
- turn a few miles back.
- 781
- 00:42:16,465 --> 00:42:18,267
- Don't get mad.
- What?
- 782
- 00:42:20,369 --> 00:42:22,538
- Someone turn on
- the navigator on this thing.
- 783
- 00:42:22,605 --> 00:42:24,573
- - Look how light I touch it.
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE BEEPS)</font>
- 784
- 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,576
- <font color="#CC6600">NAVIGATOR VOICE:</font>
- Please enter your destination.
- 785
- 00:42:27,643 --> 00:42:31,280
- Please. I am begging you.
- 786
- 00:42:33,949 --> 00:42:36,418
- Yeah, this is gonna
- be good, Denisovich.
- 787
- 00:42:36,485 --> 00:42:39,355
- Scary stuff, okay?
- It's in you.
- 788
- 00:42:39,421 --> 00:42:42,191
- We just gotta
- concentrate on the scary.
- 789
- 00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:45,027
- Papa Drac?
- Do you miss Grandma?
- 790
- 00:42:45,094 --> 00:42:47,863
- Miss Grandma?
- Oh. Sure, I do.
- 791
- 00:42:47,930 --> 00:42:52,201
- I miss her every day.
- She was my zing.
- 792
- 00:42:53,135 --> 00:42:54,603
- Why do you ask?
- 793
- 00:42:54,670 --> 00:42:56,071
- I don't know.
- 794
- 00:42:56,138 --> 00:42:58,107
- Do you miss anybody?
- 795
- 00:42:58,173 --> 00:43:00,276
- I miss Mommy and Daddy.
- 796
- 00:43:00,342 --> 00:43:03,112
- And who else?
- You miss that Winnie?
- 797
- 00:43:03,178 --> 00:43:06,282
- The pup who tackles you
- and tries to lick you all the time?
- 798
- 00:43:06,348 --> 00:43:08,584
- Yeah, but we're just friends.
- 799
- 00:43:08,651 --> 00:43:11,453
- Oh, no, no, no.
- You're a Dracula.
- 800
- 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,324
- You can't just be friends with a cute,
- hairy number like Winnie.
- 801
- 00:43:15,391 --> 00:43:20,996
- <font color="#CC6600">NAVIGATOR VOICE:</font> Right turn, now!
- Here. You imbecile!
- 802
- 00:43:21,063 --> 00:43:22,131
- Oh, right. Turn, Griffin!
- 803
- 00:43:22,197 --> 00:43:23,365
- Yes, Papa Drac.
- 804
- 00:43:28,470 --> 00:43:33,242
- Wait and see, fellas. This kid'll be guzzling
- goat blood in no time.
- 805
- 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:36,679
- - You have arrived at your destination.
- - Yes!
- 806
- 00:43:36,745 --> 00:43:38,547
- Yes!
- Here we are.
- 807
- 00:43:38,614 --> 00:43:40,983
- It's the vampire summer camp
- I went to as a kid.
- 808
- 00:43:41,050 --> 00:43:43,452
- What's it, Camp Vamp?
- 809
- 00:43:43,519 --> 00:43:45,588
- No. Who names
- their camp "Camp Vamp?"
- 810
- 00:43:45,654 --> 00:43:47,823
- It's Camp Winnepacaca.
- 811
- 00:44:05,541 --> 00:44:06,541
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GIGGLING)</font>
- 812
- 00:44:08,410 --> 00:44:10,112
- You see, Denisovich?
- 813
- 00:44:10,179 --> 00:44:14,249
- This is where I learned
- to catch mice and shapeshift.
- 814
- 00:44:14,316 --> 00:44:17,987
- And use my incredible powers and strength.
- It's pretty cool. Huh?
- 815
- 00:44:18,053 --> 00:44:19,053
- Badminton.
- 816
- 00:44:19,555 --> 00:44:20,555
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTING)</font>
- 817
- 00:44:23,592 --> 00:44:26,895
- Yes, I don't
- remember this badminting.
- 818
- 00:44:26,962 --> 00:44:29,932
- Well, well, is this a night?
- How ya doin', folks?
- 819
- 00:44:29,999 --> 00:44:31,800
- I'm Dana, the director.
- 820
- 00:44:31,867 --> 00:44:34,336
- We're sure excited to have you
- legends visitin' us.
- 821
- 00:44:34,403 --> 00:44:36,372
- What can I do you for?
- 822
- 00:44:36,438 --> 00:44:41,176
- Well, I'm very interested
- in sending my grandboy, Denisovich, here.
- 823
- 00:44:41,243 --> 00:44:45,714
- Oh. This little redheaded,
- non-fangy little guy?
- 824
- 00:44:45,781 --> 00:44:49,251
- Oh, they're in there. He's a late fanger.
- That's why we came here.
- 825
- 00:44:49,318 --> 00:44:51,453
- Can you show us
- some of the drills,
- 826
- 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,589
- like where they
- catch the mice?
- 827
- 00:44:53,656 --> 00:44:56,625
- Can do.
- A-course now we call it Tee-Mousing.
- 828
- 00:44:59,428 --> 00:45:00,428
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>
- 829
- 00:45:02,531 --> 00:45:03,531
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- 830
- 00:45:07,670 --> 00:45:10,139
- So they don't have
- to catch the mice?
- 831
- 00:45:10,205 --> 00:45:13,676
- Nope. We find this is a good way
- to build their confidence.
- 832
- 00:45:15,477 --> 00:45:16,545
- Come here.
- 833
- 00:45:17,846 --> 00:45:19,606
- It's right there!
- What's the matter with you?
- 834
- 00:45:21,383 --> 00:45:22,651
- Hokey-pokey.
- 835
- 00:45:24,286 --> 00:45:25,821
- Ah!
- 836
- 00:45:25,888 --> 00:45:29,258
- There it is, Denisovich.
- Where Papa learned to fly.
- 837
- 00:45:29,324 --> 00:45:31,360
- Ooh! I wanna fly like Papa.
- 838
- 00:45:31,427 --> 00:45:32,461
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CREAKING)</font>
- 839
- 00:45:36,799 --> 00:45:37,966
- Uh...
- 840
- 00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:39,768
- Yeah. We're over here, now.
- 841
- 00:45:41,070 --> 00:45:43,672
- Had to scale it down.
- Insurance.
- 842
- 00:45:46,141 --> 00:45:47,342
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 843
- 00:45:47,409 --> 00:45:49,678
- Help me. Help me. Help me.
- 844
- 00:45:49,745 --> 00:45:52,681
- Hokey-pokey.
- See ya at the campfire.
- 845
- 00:45:54,416 --> 00:45:55,416
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DOORBELL DINGS)</font>
- 846
- 00:45:57,553 --> 00:46:00,189
- Well, gosh! Welcome, you two.
- 847
- 00:46:00,255 --> 00:46:01,423
- Hey, gang.
- 848
- 00:46:01,490 --> 00:46:04,360
- Hi, guys. This is so exciting.
- 849
- 00:46:04,426 --> 00:46:08,564
- Ah!
- Look at all of this. So cool.
- 850
- 00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:11,166
- Wow! I can't
- believe I'm actually here.
- 851
- 00:46:11,233 --> 00:46:12,534
- Well, you are.
- 852
- 00:46:12,601 --> 00:46:15,904
- Now, how does it work?
- Are you up all night and sleep all day?
- 853
- 00:46:15,971 --> 00:46:17,272
- Yeah.
- 854
- 00:46:17,339 --> 00:46:18,340
- Oh. I'll do
- whatever you guys want.
- 855
- 00:46:18,407 --> 00:46:19,942
- Good.
- 856
- 00:46:20,008 --> 00:46:22,578
- 'Cause I bought this
- pretty sunhat for you. Linda.
- 857
- 00:46:22,644 --> 00:46:24,580
- But otherwise this poncho,
- if you wanna be safe.
- 858
- 00:46:24,646 --> 00:46:26,415
- We can deal with
- it later, Linda.
- 859
- 00:46:26,482 --> 00:46:27,416
- Okay.
- 860
- 00:46:27,483 --> 00:46:29,151
- Oh! Come see.
- 861
- 00:46:30,319 --> 00:46:32,020
- I've set up your bedroom.
- 862
- 00:46:32,087 --> 00:46:33,087
- <font color="#CC00CC">(EVIL LAUGHTER)</font>
- 863
- 00:46:35,991 --> 00:46:39,128
- It's just like Transylvania.
- 864
- 00:46:39,194 --> 00:46:42,664
- Oh, Transylvania.
- That was a fun experience.
- 865
- 00:46:42,731 --> 00:46:44,800
- Mike was afraid he'd get
- disemboweled and eaten,
- 866
- 00:46:44,867 --> 00:46:46,802
- but I told him he
- was just being silly.
- 867
- 00:46:46,869 --> 00:46:48,509
- - That was you, Linda.
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR BELL DINGS)</font>
- 868
- 00:46:48,871 --> 00:46:50,773
- Oh. There they are.
- 869
- 00:46:50,839 --> 00:46:53,609
- You know, we have a couple
- of mixed families in the neighborhood,
- 870
- 00:46:53,675 --> 00:46:55,577
- so I thought I'd
- invite them over.
- 871
- 00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:57,679
- They might be nice
- for you guys to talk to
- 872
- 00:46:57,746 --> 00:46:59,481
- since you're
- thinkin' about moving here.
- 873
- 00:47:01,216 --> 00:47:03,352
- Hi, Caren.
- Hi, Pandragora.
- 874
- 00:47:03,418 --> 00:47:04,920
- Welcome, Mavis.
- Hey, guys.
- 875
- 00:47:06,488 --> 00:47:09,725
- Yeah, you're gonna dig it here.
- Don't even worry.
- 876
- 00:47:09,792 --> 00:47:13,128
- People are totally cool
- with our lifestyle choice.
- 877
- 00:47:13,195 --> 00:47:14,496
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR BELL DINGS)</font>
- - I mean, the kids get picked on a little,
- 878
- 00:47:14,563 --> 00:47:16,765
- but it toughens them up.
- 879
- 00:47:16,832 --> 00:47:18,632
- <font color="#CC6600">LINDA:</font> Oh, hey, you guys.
- And this is Loretta.
- 880
- 00:47:18,667 --> 00:47:20,636
- She's married to Paul,
- who's a werewolf.
- 881
- 00:47:20,702 --> 00:47:22,304
- Excuse me?
- 882
- 00:47:22,371 --> 00:47:25,808
- Yes, I was telling Mavis about the other
- monster-human couples in town.
- 883
- 00:47:25,874 --> 00:47:27,709
- I am not a werewolf.
- 884
- 00:47:27,776 --> 00:47:30,379
- Oh. I thought...
- 885
- 00:47:30,445 --> 00:47:33,048
- Well, you're welcome to stay
- and have some cupcakes. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 886
- 00:47:34,449 --> 00:47:36,618
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DOOR CLOSES)</font>
- 887
- 00:47:36,685 --> 00:47:40,756
- ALL: <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font>
- ♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪
- 888
- 00:47:40,823 --> 00:47:44,960
- ♪ Through the centuries together ♪
- 889
- 00:47:45,027 --> 00:47:49,231
- ♪ Even in the brightest sunny weather ♪
- 890
- 00:47:49,298 --> 00:47:53,435
- ♪ Vampires will be friends forever ♪
- 891
- 00:47:53,502 --> 00:47:57,039
- ♪ Literally ♪
- 892
- 00:47:57,105 --> 00:48:00,409
- ♪ Forever ♪
- 893
- 00:48:00,476 --> 00:48:01,476
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 894
- 00:48:04,246 --> 00:48:07,015
- Great job, vampires.
- Give yourselves a hug.
- 895
- 00:48:07,082 --> 00:48:08,082
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Mmm...
- 896
- 00:48:13,121 --> 00:48:14,156
- We're going.
- 897
- 00:48:14,223 --> 00:48:15,223
- What? Where?
- 898
- 00:48:21,597 --> 00:48:23,031
- <font color="#CC6600">MURRAY:</font> Why are we doing this?
- 899
- 00:48:23,098 --> 00:48:25,901
- You'd rather be listening
- to those putrid new songs?
- 900
- 00:48:25,968 --> 00:48:28,003
- What happened to Michael Row
- Your Corpse Ashore?
- 901
- 00:48:28,070 --> 00:48:30,639
- Or Old McWerewolf Had An Axe?
- 902
- 00:48:36,044 --> 00:48:37,880
- We shouldn't be up here, Drac.
- 903
- 00:48:37,946 --> 00:48:39,948
- Who's ready to fly?
- 904
- 00:48:40,015 --> 00:48:42,217
- Me! Me! Like a superhero.
- 905
- 00:48:42,284 --> 00:48:44,086
- Better! Like a vampire!
- 906
- 00:48:45,020 --> 00:48:46,922
- This thing is rickety.
- 907
- 00:48:46,989 --> 00:48:49,291
- You know what?
- Maybe the kid isn't supposed to fly.
- 908
- 00:48:49,358 --> 00:48:52,628
- Quiet. This is how they learn.
- You throw them and they figure it out.
- 909
- 00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:55,163
- It's how I was taught.
- 910
- 00:48:55,230 --> 00:48:56,598
- I wanna fly now!
- 911
- 00:48:56,665 --> 00:49:00,002
- Attabat. You know Papa's right here
- if you need him.
- 912
- 00:49:00,068 --> 00:49:01,503
- Uh. I can't watch this.
- 913
- 00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:03,071
- Please don't.
- 914
- 00:49:03,138 --> 00:49:05,607
- Here we go!
- 915
- 00:49:05,674 --> 00:49:06,674
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Wee!
- 916
- 00:49:11,947 --> 00:49:13,215
- He's still not flying.
- 917
- 00:49:13,282 --> 00:49:14,283
- He will.
- 918
- 00:49:15,617 --> 00:49:17,085
- Still not.
- 919
- 00:49:17,152 --> 00:49:18,152
- It'll happen.
- 920
- 00:49:19,321 --> 00:49:20,689
- This is a tall tower.
- 921
- 00:49:20,756 --> 00:49:22,224
- That's why it's good.
- 922
- 00:49:22,291 --> 00:49:23,558
- You should get him.
- 923
- 00:49:23,625 --> 00:49:24,693
- He's gonna fall to his death.
- 924
- 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:26,628
- He's taking his time.
- 925
- 00:49:26,695 --> 00:49:28,030
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS YELLING)</font>
- 926
- 00:49:28,096 --> 00:49:29,598
- Drac!
- 927
- 00:49:29,665 --> 00:49:31,566
- I did that my first time.
- 928
- 00:49:31,633 --> 00:49:33,235
- He's getting too
- close to the ground!
- 929
- 00:49:34,636 --> 00:49:36,038
- You know what?
- He's not gonna fly.
- 930
- 00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:38,239
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GASPING)</font>
- 931
- 00:49:38,740 --> 00:49:39,740
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>
- 932
- 00:49:40,442 --> 00:49:41,442
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 933
- 00:49:43,612 --> 00:49:44,613
- Ah.
- 934
- 00:49:46,682 --> 00:49:49,685
- I told you.
- Papa's always here for you.
- 935
- 00:49:49,751 --> 00:49:52,020
- Again! Again!
- 936
- 00:49:52,087 --> 00:49:54,756
- Oh, dear. Oh, my devil.
- We're gonna have to report this.
- 937
- 00:49:54,823 --> 00:49:56,391
- You mean to the papers?
- 938
- 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,828
- I guess it was pretty cool,
- but I'm not about getting press.
- 939
- 00:49:59,895 --> 00:50:02,364
- No, sir.
- I mean the authorities.
- 940
- 00:50:02,431 --> 00:50:04,866
- I can't not report
- child endangerment.
- 941
- 00:50:04,933 --> 00:50:07,703
- Whoa!
- Listen to me. That was fun.
- 942
- 00:50:07,769 --> 00:50:10,138
- Your singing is
- child endangerment.
- 943
- 00:50:10,205 --> 00:50:12,207
- Should we go
- down and help him?
- 944
- 00:50:12,274 --> 00:50:15,110
- Nope. I told him this was nuts.
- He's on his own.
- 945
- 00:50:15,177 --> 00:50:16,678
- We have to call
- the boy's mother.
- 946
- 00:50:16,745 --> 00:50:18,280
- No, that ain't happening.
- 947
- 00:50:18,347 --> 00:50:20,916
- His mother's
- already nutsy koo koo!
- 948
- 00:50:20,983 --> 00:50:23,585
- I have to follow protocol.
- 949
- 00:50:23,652 --> 00:50:27,222
- You will not follow protocol.
- 950
- 00:50:27,289 --> 00:50:29,224
- I'm a vampire.
- I can't be hypnotized.
- 951
- 00:50:30,025 --> 00:50:31,226
- Right.
- 952
- 00:50:31,293 --> 00:50:33,795
- Now, please. Don't
- make me call the police.
- 953
- 00:50:33,862 --> 00:50:35,664
- No one's calling nobody!
- 954
- 00:50:36,498 --> 00:50:37,532
- <font color="#CC00CC">(EXPLOSION)</font>
- 955
- 00:50:37,599 --> 00:50:38,599
- <font color="#CC6600">FRANKENSTEIN:</font> Aah!
- 956
- 00:50:38,633 --> 00:50:40,202
- Fire!
- 957
- 00:50:40,268 --> 00:50:43,071
- <font color="#CC6600">MURRAY:</font> Stop, drop and roll.
- Stop, drop and roll.
- 958
- 00:50:43,138 --> 00:50:44,473
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Screaming's not helping!
- 959
- 00:50:44,539 --> 00:50:45,539
- <font color="#CC6600">ALL:</font> Yay!
- 960
- 00:50:53,148 --> 00:50:54,950
- Are we bad guys, Papa Drac?
- 961
- 00:50:55,584 --> 00:50:56,584
- Bad?
- 962
- 00:50:58,387 --> 00:51:01,156
- No. You're
- the best kid in the world.
- 963
- 00:51:01,223 --> 00:51:04,559
- We didn't start the fire.
- It was the tower.
- 964
- 00:51:04,626 --> 00:51:09,097
- That's a very unsafe tower.
- You're lucky we don't call the authorities.
- 965
- 00:51:09,164 --> 00:51:10,966
- Let's go, my hero.
- 966
- 00:51:11,033 --> 00:51:13,769
- Cebause I'm Batman!
- To the Batmobile!
- 967
- 00:51:13,835 --> 00:51:15,337
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font> Yes. To the...
- 968
- 00:51:18,173 --> 00:51:19,173
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CLATTERING)</font>
- 969
- 00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,208
- <font color="#CC00CC">(WAYNE BARKING)</font>
- 970
- 00:51:22,210 --> 00:51:23,210
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
- 971
- 00:51:26,815 --> 00:51:29,451
- Sorry about all that stuff.
- I guess they thought you'd like it.
- 972
- 00:51:29,518 --> 00:51:31,620
- Why do I feel so weird here?
- 973
- 00:51:31,686 --> 00:51:33,822
- No, hon. They're being weird.
- 974
- 00:51:33,889 --> 00:51:36,291
- I think they're
- just trying to help me.
- 975
- 00:51:36,358 --> 00:51:39,828
- I mean, I grew up knowing nothing
- living inside that hotel.
- 976
- 00:51:39,895 --> 00:51:42,831
- And you learned about everything
- growing up in Santa Claus.
- 977
- 00:51:42,898 --> 00:51:45,367
- Santa Cruz. But, uh...
- 978
- 00:51:45,434 --> 00:51:48,203
- Maybe if Dennis grows up
- away from Transylvania,
- 979
- 00:51:48,270 --> 00:51:52,240
- he won't be so freaky.
- Like me.
- 980
- 00:51:52,307 --> 00:51:55,777
- Are you nuts?
- Mavis, you're a blast.
- 981
- 00:51:55,844 --> 00:51:58,680
- You're so full of life
- and curious about everything.
- 982
- 00:51:58,747 --> 00:52:00,982
- If Dennis grows up
- to be just like you,
- 983
- 00:52:01,049 --> 00:52:03,151
- I'll be the luckiest dad in the world.
- 984
- 00:52:03,218 --> 00:52:06,288
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- I love you, Johnnystein.
- 985
- 00:52:06,354 --> 00:52:07,689
- You know what?
- 986
- 00:52:07,756 --> 00:52:10,659
- As long as we're all together,
- we'll be happy anywhere.
- 987
- 00:52:10,726 --> 00:52:12,194
- Even at the hotel.
- 988
- 00:52:13,361 --> 00:52:14,963
- Yes!
- 989
- 00:52:15,030 --> 00:52:16,030
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE RINGING)</font>
- 990
- 00:52:17,432 --> 00:52:18,767
- - What are you doing?
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS YELLING)</font>
- 991
- 00:52:18,834 --> 00:52:21,303
- Check out this
- video my friend sent me.
- 992
- 00:52:21,369 --> 00:52:23,371
- This kid is
- an awesome daredevil.
- 993
- 00:52:24,473 --> 00:52:25,607
- Ah.
- 994
- 00:52:25,674 --> 00:52:26,575
- Oh, dude!
- 995
- 00:52:26,641 --> 00:52:27,709
- Did you get it?
- 996
- 00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:29,010
- Wait! Is that Dennis?
- 997
- 00:52:29,077 --> 00:52:33,782
- No! Is it? No. It's just hard to see.
- But... <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
- 998
- 00:52:33,849 --> 00:52:36,351
- Oops. Just deleted it.
- So, it's gone.
- 999
- 00:52:36,418 --> 00:52:37,418
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 1000
- 00:52:42,057 --> 00:52:43,057
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)</font>
- 1001
- 00:52:46,928 --> 00:52:48,997
- What? It's Mavis.
- I'm not answering it.
- 1002
- 00:52:51,032 --> 00:52:53,001
- Come on, Drac. You have to.
- 1003
- 00:52:54,336 --> 00:52:55,537
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIREN WAILING)</font>
- 1004
- 00:52:55,604 --> 00:52:57,272
- All right!
- 1005
- 00:52:57,339 --> 00:52:58,840
- Yes, honeybunch.
- 1006
- 00:52:58,907 --> 00:53:00,509
- Dad? Where are you?
- 1007
- 00:53:00,575 --> 00:53:04,546
- Um... We're outside the hotel
- having a little cookout.
- 1008
- 00:53:04,613 --> 00:53:06,248
- It's perfectly safe.
- 1009
- 00:53:06,314 --> 00:53:07,849
- What's that noise?
- Is that a siren?
- 1010
- 00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:11,086
- Oh, those are just
- some wailing banshees checking in.
- 1011
- 00:53:11,153 --> 00:53:12,954
- Quiet, you banshees.
- 1012
- 00:53:13,021 --> 00:53:15,757
- We're trying to have a perfectly safe
- cookout over here.
- 1013
- 00:53:15,824 --> 00:53:19,427
- Mommy!
- I wanna say hi! Mommy! Mommy!
- 1014
- 00:53:19,494 --> 00:53:20,929
- Papa Drac just tried
- to teach me how to fly.
- 1015
- 00:53:20,996 --> 00:53:22,430
- Wait a minute.
- Is that the mother?
- 1016
- 00:53:22,497 --> 00:53:23,932
- Oh, no. Static again.
- 1017
- 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,135
- I am coming back to
- the hotel right now.
- 1018
- 00:53:27,202 --> 00:53:31,306
- And you better be there or I swear, Dad,
- you're gonna be very sorry.
- 1019
- 00:53:32,107 --> 00:53:34,075
- What's goin' on?
- 1020
- 00:53:34,142 --> 00:53:35,377
- We need to get
- home right away.
- 1021
- 00:53:35,443 --> 00:53:36,443
- Whoa!
- 1022
- 00:53:37,846 --> 00:53:40,482
- Okay.
- I'll go wake up my backpack.
- 1023
- 00:53:40,549 --> 00:53:42,083
- Guys, we gotta move.
- 1024
- 00:53:42,150 --> 00:53:44,519
- We got no car!
- How we gonna get out of here?
- 1025
- 00:53:44,586 --> 00:53:46,087
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Don't worry.
- I made a call.
- 1026
- 00:53:52,694 --> 00:53:53,774
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>
- 1027
- 00:53:55,597 --> 00:53:58,567
- I'm sorry, Blobby.
- We really meant to call you sooner.
- 1028
- 00:54:05,106 --> 00:54:06,341
- Hit it!
- 1029
- 00:54:21,656 --> 00:54:22,757
- Transylvania.
- 1030
- 00:54:22,824 --> 00:54:24,159
- You want to go where?
- 1031
- 00:54:24,226 --> 00:54:25,594
- Transylvania.
- As soon as possible.
- 1032
- 00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:27,662
- We don't fly
- direct to Transylvania.
- 1033
- 00:54:27,729 --> 00:54:29,097
- You don't?
- 1034
- 00:54:29,164 --> 00:54:31,366
- You can go to Bucharest,
- but you'll have to
- 1035
- 00:54:31,433 --> 00:54:33,268
- switch planes in
- Chicago and then Zurich.
- 1036
- 00:54:33,335 --> 00:54:35,003
- So, when would we get there?
- 1037
- 00:54:35,070 --> 00:54:38,073
- Well, the Chicago flight's delayed
- due to bad weather.
- 1038
- 00:54:38,139 --> 00:54:39,139
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1039
- 00:54:43,645 --> 00:54:45,247
- So, two seats in coach?
- 1040
- 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:46,680
- No!
- 1041
- 00:54:47,215 --> 00:54:48,650
- - No!
- - Yes.
- 1042
- 00:55:01,263 --> 00:55:03,465
- <font color="#CC00CC">(JONATHAN CHEERING)</font>
- 1043
- 00:55:06,601 --> 00:55:07,681
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MAKING NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>
- 1044
- 00:55:08,770 --> 00:55:11,740
- You have to go now?
- When we finally have no traffic.
- 1045
- 00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:13,408
- You're killing me, Blobby.
- 1046
- 00:55:21,116 --> 00:55:22,116
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHEERING)</font>
- 1047
- 00:55:23,418 --> 00:55:26,421
- I still have some cloud on me.
- Gotta do a selfie!
- 1048
- 00:55:26,488 --> 00:55:27,989
- Johnny! Not now!
- 1049
- 00:55:28,056 --> 00:55:29,291
- Okay. Maybe later.
- 1050
- 00:55:30,859 --> 00:55:31,859
- <font color="#CC00CC">(HONKING)</font>
- 1051
- 00:55:35,630 --> 00:55:38,099
- This scooter thing's out of juice.
- We're never gonna make it.
- 1052
- 00:55:38,166 --> 00:55:39,601
- Frank, blow.
- 1053
- 00:55:49,044 --> 00:55:50,145
- Now!
- 1054
- 00:55:55,483 --> 00:55:56,483
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 1055
- 00:56:11,099 --> 00:56:12,967
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DRACULA LAUGHING)</font>
- 1056
- 00:56:13,034 --> 00:56:16,237
- How fun is this?
- Why are you laughing? You like that?
- 1057
- 00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:17,572
- Watch this.
- 1058
- 00:56:17,639 --> 00:56:19,307
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BLOBBY MAKING
- NONSENSICAL SOUNDS)</font>
- 1059
- 00:56:19,374 --> 00:56:20,814
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font>
- Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!
- 1060
- 00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:23,570
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(MURRAY SCREAMING)</font>
- 1061
- 00:56:29,451 --> 00:56:31,252
- Now this is flying,
- Denisovich.
- 1062
- 00:56:31,319 --> 00:56:33,455
- Like a vampire.
- 1063
- 00:56:33,521 --> 00:56:34,521
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1064
- 00:56:34,923 --> 00:56:35,923
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Wee!
- 1065
- 00:56:37,125 --> 00:56:39,828
- That's my boy. Look at you go.
- 1066
- 00:56:39,894 --> 00:56:40,894
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1067
- 00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:46,066
- <font color="#CC00CC">(QUACKING)</font>
- 1068
- 00:56:48,970 --> 00:56:52,240
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> You're the coolest guy
- who wears a cape, Papa Drac.
- 1069
- 00:56:52,307 --> 00:56:53,307
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MURRAY SCREAMING)</font>
- 1070
- 00:57:04,619 --> 00:57:05,619
- Ugh!
- 1071
- 00:57:13,962 --> 00:57:14,962
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1072
- 00:57:18,967 --> 00:57:20,869
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DIALING TONE)</font>
- 1073
- 00:57:20,935 --> 00:57:23,638
- So, hey, when are you going
- to get here already?
- 1074
- 00:57:23,705 --> 00:57:25,306
- We've been waiting...
- 1075
- 00:57:26,141 --> 00:57:27,275
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1076
- 00:57:27,342 --> 00:57:29,477
- Give me my son.
- 1077
- 00:57:29,544 --> 00:57:31,913
- We just went out
- for some avocados.
- 1078
- 00:57:31,980 --> 00:57:33,448
- Mommy! I flew!
- 1079
- 00:57:33,515 --> 00:57:35,150
- I saw.
- 1080
- 00:57:35,216 --> 00:57:37,152
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGING)</font>
- ♪ Mother's already nutsy koo koo ♪
- 1081
- 00:57:37,218 --> 00:57:39,788
- ♪ Nutsy koo koo ♪
- 1082
- 00:57:39,854 --> 00:57:41,614
- - ♪ Koo koo ♪
- - <font color="#CC6600">COUNSELOR:</font> Oh, dear. Oh, dear
- 1083
- 00:57:41,656 --> 00:57:43,358
- ♪ Oh, my devil
- I have to follow protocol ♪
- 1084
- 00:57:43,425 --> 00:57:45,185
- ♪ That ain't happening
- That ain't happening ♪
- 1085
- 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,628
- ♪ Mother's already ♪
- 1086
- 00:57:46,694 --> 00:57:47,694
- ♪ Koo koo ♪
- 1087
- 00:57:48,797 --> 00:57:49,797
- ♪ Koo koo ♪
- 1088
- 00:57:57,772 --> 00:58:01,142
- I was worried Dennis wasn't safe
- around other monsters.
- 1089
- 00:58:01,209 --> 00:58:04,212
- Now I don't even feel like
- he's safe around you.
- 1090
- 00:58:04,279 --> 00:58:05,447
- But I was just...
- 1091
- 00:58:05,513 --> 00:58:06,881
- What was it you said?
- 1092
- 00:58:06,948 --> 00:58:10,351
- Human, monster, unicorn.
- That it didn't matter?
- 1093
- 00:58:10,418 --> 00:58:12,554
- Well, I just know his life would...
- 1094
- 00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:15,023
- We'll have his birthday party
- here on Wednesday.
- 1095
- 00:58:15,089 --> 00:58:16,991
- Then we're moving.
- 1096
- 00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,894
- Please, Mavey. Don't leave.
- 1097
- 00:58:19,961 --> 00:58:23,097
- Maybe you've let humans
- into your hotel, Dad.
- 1098
- 00:58:23,164 --> 00:58:25,333
- But I don't think you've let them
- into your heart.
- 1099
- 00:58:40,715 --> 00:58:41,715
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>
- 1100
- 00:58:43,885 --> 00:58:44,885
- <font color="#CC00CC">(THUNDER RUMBLING)</font>
- 1101
- 00:58:48,723 --> 00:58:49,723
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SIGHS)</font>
- 1102
- 00:58:57,098 --> 00:58:58,098
- Hmm...
- 1103
- 00:59:09,944 --> 00:59:12,480
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> I can do it.
- I can do it.
- 1104
- 00:59:13,181 --> 00:59:16,484
- I'm a bat. I'm a bat.
- 1105
- 00:59:16,551 --> 00:59:18,486
- I'm a bat.
- I'm a bat. I'm a bat!
- 1106
- 00:59:18,553 --> 00:59:20,221
- Dennis?
- What are you doing, sweetie?
- 1107
- 00:59:20,288 --> 00:59:22,457
- Uh... Nothing.
- 1108
- 00:59:22,524 --> 00:59:25,527
- Careful. Let me help
- you down from there.
- 1109
- 00:59:25,593 --> 00:59:27,695
- Are you getting
- excited about your big party?
- 1110
- 00:59:27,762 --> 00:59:29,564
- I guess so.
- 1111
- 00:59:29,631 --> 00:59:32,567
- You know who's coming?
- Daddy's whole family.
- 1112
- 00:59:32,634 --> 00:59:34,869
- Grandpa Mike
- and Grandma Linda.
- 1113
- 00:59:34,936 --> 00:59:38,673
- All your cousins and aunts and uncles
- who love you so much.
- 1114
- 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:42,744
- And then they're gonna be with us
- when we move to California.
- 1115
- 00:59:42,810 --> 00:59:47,382
- Mommy, are we going away
- cebause I'm not a monster?
- 1116
- 00:59:47,448 --> 00:59:50,985
- What?
- No. Dennis, of course not.
- 1117
- 00:59:51,052 --> 00:59:53,588
- It's just grown-up stuff.
- 1118
- 00:59:53,655 --> 00:59:56,224
- Okay.
- But what about Papa Drac?
- 1119
- 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:58,826
- He's gonna be here all alone.
- 1120
- 00:59:58,893 --> 01:00:01,796
- Papa Drac has to stay
- here to run the hotel.
- 1121
- 01:00:01,863 --> 01:00:04,399
- But he'll visit us.
- And we'll visit him.
- 1122
- 01:00:04,465 --> 01:00:06,000
- Can we call him every night?
- 1123
- 01:00:06,067 --> 01:00:07,602
- Sure.
- 1124
- 01:00:13,274 --> 01:00:14,909
- Awesome!
- 1125
- 01:00:14,976 --> 01:00:16,811
- Hello. We're here.
- 1126
- 01:00:16,878 --> 01:00:17,878
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GREETING)</font>
- 1127
- 01:00:19,013 --> 01:00:24,419
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ The night brings
- Johnny's family here ♪
- 1128
- 01:00:24,485 --> 01:00:29,123
- ♪ To take away all
- that Drac holds dear ♪
- 1129
- 01:00:29,190 --> 01:00:30,258
- Welcome, welcome.
- 1130
- 01:00:30,325 --> 01:00:32,527
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font>
- ♪ Hide your feelings ♪
- 1131
- 01:00:32,594 --> 01:00:36,264
- ♪ Keep them all inside ♪
- 1132
- 01:00:39,233 --> 01:00:40,233
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 1133
- 01:00:43,371 --> 01:00:46,107
- Dude, why do you wanna leave?
- This place is out of control.
- 1134
- 01:00:46,174 --> 01:00:47,475
- I don't wanna leave.
- 1135
- 01:00:47,542 --> 01:00:49,577
- All these awesome
- freakazoids!
- 1136
- 01:00:49,644 --> 01:00:51,079
- So, who's the
- coolest monster?
- 1137
- 01:00:51,145 --> 01:00:52,880
- Kakie.
- 1138
- 01:00:52,947 --> 01:00:54,349
- Kakie.
- 1139
- 01:00:54,415 --> 01:00:55,695
- Kakie.
- What a wussbag. <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1140
- 01:00:56,684 --> 01:01:00,154
- Isn't it nice to have
- the whole family together?
- 1141
- 01:01:00,221 --> 01:01:04,258
- Mavis, do you have any cousins or
- thingies in your family?
- 1142
- 01:01:04,325 --> 01:01:06,461
- No. It's just been me and Dad.
- 1143
- 01:01:06,527 --> 01:01:09,163
- I never did ask how
- you lost your mom.
- 1144
- 01:01:09,230 --> 01:01:11,232
- Oh. She was
- killed by angry humans.
- 1145
- 01:01:11,299 --> 01:01:12,467
- Oh...
- 1146
- 01:01:12,533 --> 01:01:15,370
- ♪ Awkward ♪
- 1147
- 01:01:15,436 --> 01:01:17,705
- But there is my Grandpa Vlad.
- 1148
- 01:01:17,772 --> 01:01:19,240
- Oh, you have a grandpa?
- 1149
- 01:01:19,307 --> 01:01:20,842
- Yeah. He'll be at the party.
- I invited him.
- 1150
- 01:01:20,908 --> 01:01:22,377
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SPITS)</font>
- 1151
- 01:01:22,443 --> 01:01:24,479
- You invited him?
- 1152
- 01:01:24,545 --> 01:01:28,349
- Dad, he's never seen Dennis.
- I wanted them to meet once before we go.
- 1153
- 01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:32,687
- Sure.
- Great. Peachy. Good old Vlad.
- 1154
- 01:01:32,754 --> 01:01:34,722
- Anybody have a wet wipe?
- 1155
- 01:01:52,573 --> 01:01:56,878
- Holy rabies.
- He finally invites me to something.
- 1156
- 01:01:56,944 --> 01:01:58,379
- He's got a grandkid?
- 1157
- 01:01:58,446 --> 01:02:00,214
- And he never told you?
- 1158
- 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:04,619
- Easy, Bela. At least there's
- another vampire in the family.
- 1159
- 01:02:04,686 --> 01:02:07,255
- It's at a hotel?
- Fancy schmancy.
- 1160
- 01:02:07,321 --> 01:02:10,425
- Hotels are for humans!
- 1161
- 01:02:10,491 --> 01:02:11,492
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>
- 1162
- 01:02:15,663 --> 01:02:18,299
- Bela, shut your blood hole.
- Look what you started.
- 1163
- 01:02:18,366 --> 01:02:20,301
- Don't worry, gang.
- 1164
- 01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:23,638
- I raised my son to hate and kill
- and steal the souls of humans
- 1165
- 01:02:23,705 --> 01:02:25,773
- like a good boy.
- 1166
- 01:02:25,840 --> 01:02:29,110
- Yes,
- Grandpa Vlad will be so happy
- 1167
- 01:02:29,177 --> 01:02:33,514
- when he sees the big masquerade party
- Johnny and I have planned.
- 1168
- 01:02:33,581 --> 01:02:34,716
- What?
- 1169
- 01:02:38,252 --> 01:02:39,887
- Play along.
- It's my dad.
- 1170
- 01:02:39,954 --> 01:02:41,723
- You have a dad?
- That's funny.
- 1171
- 01:02:41,789 --> 01:02:44,192
- Listen to me. My dad cannot
- know you're a human.
- 1172
- 01:02:44,258 --> 01:02:46,461
- Or any of your family.
- 1173
- 01:02:46,527 --> 01:02:48,963
- What? But, Drac,
- I'm proud that we're...
- 1174
- 01:02:49,030 --> 01:02:51,799
- Or he'll steal your family's souls
- and eat your backpack.
- 1175
- 01:02:51,866 --> 01:02:52,866
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1176
- 01:02:54,335 --> 01:02:55,903
- That's right, gang.
- 1177
- 01:02:55,970 --> 01:02:58,906
- We're gonna make the birthday
- a monster masquerade party.
- 1178
- 01:02:59,841 --> 01:03:02,076
- Really?
- Oh, that's lovely.
- 1179
- 01:03:02,143 --> 01:03:06,614
- Sort of like a last hurrah before Dennis
- gets to be with normal people.
- 1180
- 01:03:06,681 --> 01:03:08,716
- I couldn't have
- said it better.
- 1181
- 01:03:13,721 --> 01:03:15,056
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHILDREN CHATTERING)</font>
- 1182
- 01:03:20,294 --> 01:03:21,294
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 1183
- 01:03:26,567 --> 01:03:28,336
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- 1184
- 01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:32,039
- What do you think, Mavis?
- I think I'm starting to like being creepy.
- 1185
- 01:03:32,106 --> 01:03:33,174
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH CHUCKLING)</font>
- 1186
- 01:03:37,145 --> 01:03:39,680
- You're lucky we don't
- call the authorities.
- 1187
- 01:03:39,747 --> 01:03:41,649
- Let's go, my hero.
- 1188
- 01:03:41,716 --> 01:03:43,217
- Cebause I'm Batman!
- 1189
- 01:03:44,418 --> 01:03:46,554
- Yes! To the Batmobile!
- 1190
- 01:03:47,722 --> 01:03:48,722
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1191
- 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:54,580
- - Got your butt kicked by a girl, Batman.
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1192
- 01:03:56,964 --> 01:03:59,534
- Yeah. Whatever.
- I'm not about to cry.
- 1193
- 01:04:00,034 --> 01:04:01,034
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CRYING)</font>
- 1194
- 01:04:03,104 --> 01:04:06,407
- Hotel Transylvania.
- 1195
- 01:04:06,474 --> 01:04:09,944
- I smell humans!
- 1196
- 01:04:10,011 --> 01:04:12,980
- Tear it down!
- 1197
- 01:04:13,047 --> 01:04:17,585
- Bela, we're in the outside world.
- You're gonna smell humans.
- 1198
- 01:04:17,652 --> 01:04:21,189
- You know what? Just wait outside for me.
- This is family stuff.
- 1199
- 01:04:21,255 --> 01:04:22,857
- You'll only get in the way.
- 1200
- 01:04:22,924 --> 01:04:24,725
- I just wanna meet
- the little fanger.
- 1201
- 01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:26,260
- He should know
- his great-vampa.
- 1202
- 01:04:26,327 --> 01:04:27,995
- His what?
- 1203
- 01:04:28,062 --> 01:04:31,265
- Vampire grandpa. Come on.
- That was obvious.
- 1204
- 01:04:33,835 --> 01:04:35,469
- Amazing party!
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1205
- 01:04:35,536 --> 01:04:38,372
- So, what do you think?
- 1206
- 01:04:38,439 --> 01:04:40,942
- This is your vampire costume?
- What are you, nuts?
- 1207
- 01:04:41,008 --> 01:04:42,476
- I ordered it online.
- 1208
- 01:04:42,543 --> 01:04:44,445
- It was the only place
- that delivered overnight.
- 1209
- 01:04:44,512 --> 01:04:46,914
- You look like you got
- a baboon's butt on your head.
- 1210
- 01:04:46,981 --> 01:04:48,916
- Have you at least
- practiced your voice?
- 1211
- 01:04:48,983 --> 01:04:50,985
- You can't just
- talk like a hippie.
- 1212
- 01:04:51,052 --> 01:04:52,687
- I'm not a hippie.
- I'm a slacker.
- 1213
- 01:04:52,753 --> 01:04:55,122
- Talk like a vampire.
- 1214
- 01:04:55,189 --> 01:05:00,695
- My name is Count Jonafang.
- I am a vampire.
- 1215
- 01:05:00,761 --> 01:05:04,398
- Okay, vampires don't go around saying,
- "I am a vampire."
- 1216
- 01:05:04,465 --> 01:05:08,836
- Sorry. I am Count Jonafang.
- Bleh, bleh-bleh.
- 1217
- 01:05:08,903 --> 01:05:10,304
- Are you kidding me?
- 1218
- 01:05:10,371 --> 01:05:11,839
- I'm sorry. I'm nervous.
- 1219
- 01:05:11,906 --> 01:05:14,008
- Yeah, listen,
- if you think I don't like it,
- 1220
- 01:05:14,075 --> 01:05:16,010
- you definitely
- don't want to say,
- 1221
- 01:05:16,077 --> 01:05:17,845
- "Bleh, bleh-bleh,"
- in front of my father.
- 1222
- 01:05:17,912 --> 01:05:19,347
- Sir, Master Kakie
- has arrived.
- 1223
- 01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:21,148
- Oh, hey.
- 1224
- 01:05:21,215 --> 01:05:24,118
- Drac, this is Brandon, a.k.a. Kakie.
- 1225
- 01:05:24,185 --> 01:05:26,187
- We got him for Dennis.
- Hey, man.
- 1226
- 01:05:26,254 --> 01:05:28,256
- Nauseated to meet you.
- 1227
- 01:05:28,322 --> 01:05:30,658
- When does this happen?
- I got a book fair in half an hour.
- 1228
- 01:05:34,529 --> 01:05:36,898
- All right. Where's my vampson?
- 1229
- 01:05:39,634 --> 01:05:42,737
- Oh, please. Still has to make
- a dramatic entrance.
- 1230
- 01:05:42,803 --> 01:05:45,439
- Dad! Look at you!
- 1231
- 01:05:45,506 --> 01:05:47,942
- So you run a hotel now?
- 1232
- 01:05:48,009 --> 01:05:51,779
- From Prince of Darkness
- to King of Room Service.
- 1233
- 01:05:51,846 --> 01:05:53,915
- Yes. So good to see you.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
- 1234
- 01:05:53,981 --> 01:05:55,816
- I'll be right with you.
- 1235
- 01:06:01,055 --> 01:06:03,925
- Keep Vlad away from
- the humans and Mavis.
- 1236
- 01:06:04,892 --> 01:06:05,960
- I'm on it.
- 1237
- 01:06:06,894 --> 01:06:10,364
- Oh, now that is
- a neat costume.
- 1238
- 01:06:10,431 --> 01:06:12,900
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>
- These two smell funny.
- 1239
- 01:06:12,967 --> 01:06:14,568
- Oh, you're European.
- 1240
- 01:06:14,635 --> 01:06:17,204
- It's called deodorant.
- 1241
- 01:06:17,271 --> 01:06:20,308
- Nothing like insulting
- an entire continent, Linda.
- 1242
- 01:06:20,374 --> 01:06:22,443
- Hey, Count!
- How goes it? Frankenstein.
- 1243
- 01:06:22,510 --> 01:06:24,679
- Actually, I'm technically
- Frankenstein's monster.
- 1244
- 01:06:24,745 --> 01:06:26,145
- Frankenstein,
- he's the doctor who...
- 1245
- 01:06:26,180 --> 01:06:29,583
- Would love to hear more.
- Call my people.
- 1246
- 01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:32,050
- So, let me introduce you
- to some of your son's other buddies.
- 1247
- 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:34,622
- This is Murray.
- 1248
- 01:06:34,689 --> 01:06:36,357
- Please don't kill me!
- 1249
- 01:06:36,424 --> 01:06:39,226
- I mean, yo, V! What's up?
- 1250
- 01:06:39,293 --> 01:06:42,096
- Talking toilet paper.
- Well, that's a new one.
- 1251
- 01:06:43,464 --> 01:06:45,733
- All right! Where's the kid?
- That's who I wanna meet.
- 1252
- 01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,034
- Johnny!
- 1253
- 01:06:49,937 --> 01:06:52,807
- This is Dracula's son-in-law.
- 1254
- 01:06:52,873 --> 01:06:56,711
- I am Count Jonafang.
- 1255
- 01:06:56,777 --> 01:06:59,180
- Bleh, bleh, black sheep.
- 1256
- 01:06:59,246 --> 01:07:02,216
- Have you any wool?
- 1257
- 01:07:02,283 --> 01:07:04,118
- What's that
- thing on your head?
- 1258
- 01:07:04,185 --> 01:07:06,554
- Looks like my
- grandmother's boobies.
- 1259
- 01:07:06,620 --> 01:07:07,620
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1260
- 01:07:09,223 --> 01:07:11,292
- Daddy, who's the man
- with the funny face?
- 1261
- 01:07:11,359 --> 01:07:12,560
- Is this the kid?
- 1262
- 01:07:12,626 --> 01:07:13,794
- It sure is.
- 1263
- 01:07:13,861 --> 01:07:15,496
- Let me see those fangs.
- 1264
- 01:07:15,563 --> 01:07:16,797
- What are you doin'?
- 1265
- 01:07:16,864 --> 01:07:18,699
- Oh, I just love him so much.
- 1266
- 01:07:18,766 --> 01:07:21,736
- I want to hug him
- right in the fangs that he has.
- 1267
- 01:07:24,005 --> 01:07:27,308
- I repeat,
- lemme see those fangs.
- 1268
- 01:07:36,984 --> 01:07:40,087
- Oh, he's a late fanger,
- just like you.
- 1269
- 01:07:40,154 --> 01:07:42,390
- Yes. Yes. <font color="#CC00CC">(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)</font>
- Just like me.
- 1270
- 01:07:44,625 --> 01:07:47,328
- The big shot here
- was a little crybaby, all right.
- 1271
- 01:07:47,395 --> 01:07:48,663
- Yes, yes, I was.
- 1272
- 01:07:48,729 --> 01:07:49,830
- Used to pee in his bed.
- 1273
- 01:07:49,897 --> 01:07:51,365
- Okay, Dad.
- 1274
- 01:07:51,432 --> 01:07:54,235
- We just need to
- scare the fangs out of the kid.
- 1275
- 01:07:54,301 --> 01:07:55,936
- Hare ha hangs?
- 1276
- 01:07:56,003 --> 01:07:58,672
- Yeah, it's what I did
- for Mr. Tough Guy here.
- 1277
- 01:07:58,739 --> 01:08:01,242
- First, you've got
- to possess something
- 1278
- 01:08:01,308 --> 01:08:03,744
- the late fanger
- finds sweet and innocent.
- 1279
- 01:08:03,811 --> 01:08:05,413
- Then you show them
- what's what and...
- 1280
- 01:08:05,479 --> 01:08:07,481
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPING)</font> Pop!
- 1281
- 01:08:07,548 --> 01:08:11,652
- Trust me. It'll scare
- the fangs right out. Right, Drac?
- 1282
- 01:08:11,719 --> 01:08:15,089
- Seriously, guys, if I'm late for the
- book fair, I'll miss the street fair.
- 1283
- 01:08:15,956 --> 01:08:18,292
- That's your guy.
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1284
- 01:08:18,359 --> 01:08:21,162
- Possessed?
- But Dennis will be so upset.
- 1285
- 01:08:21,228 --> 01:08:23,330
- Don't you get it?
- This is our ticket.
- 1286
- 01:08:23,397 --> 01:08:26,200
- If it works for Denisovich,
- boom! He's a vampire.
- 1287
- 01:08:26,267 --> 01:08:28,102
- And you all get to stay here.
- 1288
- 01:08:28,169 --> 01:08:29,837
- All right. All right.
- 1289
- 01:08:30,871 --> 01:08:32,807
- Capisce.
- Good call.
- 1290
- 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,910
- Kids, everyone, have a seat.
- 1291
- 01:08:35,975 --> 01:08:38,412
- Dennis has a big
- surprise for you.
- 1292
- 01:08:38,479 --> 01:08:42,817
- The one and only Kakie,
- The Cake Monster!
- 1293
- 01:08:42,883 --> 01:08:46,821
- Hey, kids! It's me, Kakie!
- 1294
- 01:08:46,886 --> 01:08:50,224
- What a wonderful
- Kakie day it is!
- 1295
- 01:08:50,291 --> 01:08:54,127
- Now, I have a question.
- Who here loves cake?
- 1296
- 01:08:57,832 --> 01:08:58,832
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1297
- 01:08:59,633 --> 01:09:00,633
- Rise!
- 1298
- 01:09:01,435 --> 01:09:02,435
- Whoa, whoa...
- 1299
- 01:09:06,740 --> 01:09:09,009
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SNIFFING)</font>
- 1300
- 01:09:09,076 --> 01:09:11,779
- <font color="#CC6600">BRANDON:</font> Why am I floating?
- Can I have the stage manager, please?
- 1301
- 01:09:11,845 --> 01:09:13,613
- This isn't working for me.
- 1302
- 01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,680
- Whoa...
- 1303
- 01:09:18,051 --> 01:09:20,187
- ALL: Wow!
- 1304
- 01:09:20,254 --> 01:09:23,357
- Scary, Denisovich?
- You feeling anything? Any change?
- 1305
- 01:09:23,424 --> 01:09:24,859
- Is Kakie okay?
- 1306
- 01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:27,161
- <font color="#CC00CC">(KAKIE GROWLING)</font>
- 1307
- 01:09:27,228 --> 01:09:31,332
- I want all the cake.
- Sharing is for cowards.
- 1308
- 01:09:31,398 --> 01:09:32,398
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1309
- 01:09:34,033 --> 01:09:37,438
- I don't remember any of this
- from the TV show.
- 1310
- 01:09:37,505 --> 01:09:40,341
- Um... I think I saw it
- on a Blu-Ray disc, bonus stuff.
- 1311
- 01:09:40,407 --> 01:09:42,510
- Wait, why is Grandpa Vlad up there?
- 1312
- 01:09:42,576 --> 01:09:43,576
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- 1313
- 01:09:48,983 --> 01:09:51,484
- I'm scared, Papa.
- What's happening to Kakie?
- 1314
- 01:09:56,223 --> 01:09:59,627
- You don't eat cake.
- Cake eat you!
- 1315
- 01:09:59,693 --> 01:10:01,128
- No!
- 1316
- 01:10:01,195 --> 01:10:02,296
- Stop it!
- 1317
- 01:10:04,431 --> 01:10:05,633
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1318
- 01:10:05,699 --> 01:10:08,636
- BRANDON: What just happened, man?
- I'm outta here.
- 1319
- 01:10:08,702 --> 01:10:12,039
- None of these parents
- better review this on Yelp.
- 1320
- 01:10:12,106 --> 01:10:13,908
- Hey, what did you just do?
- 1321
- 01:10:13,974 --> 01:10:16,443
- A few more seconds and the kid's fangs
- would have popped right out.
- 1322
- 01:10:16,510 --> 01:10:18,045
- I don't care.
- It's not worth it.
- 1323
- 01:10:18,112 --> 01:10:20,080
- What's not worth it?
- 1324
- 01:10:20,147 --> 01:10:23,551
- It was my last attempt
- to make the boy a vampire, so you'd stay.
- 1325
- 01:10:23,617 --> 01:10:26,587
- By ruining his favorite thing?
- How could you do that?
- 1326
- 01:10:26,654 --> 01:10:27,721
- We were desperate.
- 1327
- 01:10:27,788 --> 01:10:29,657
- You were in on this?
- 1328
- 01:10:29,723 --> 01:10:31,158
- Dennis won't be
- happy in my town.
- 1329
- 01:10:31,225 --> 01:10:32,993
- Dennis hasn't been there.
- 1330
- 01:10:33,060 --> 01:10:35,329
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SINGS)</font> ♪ Now husband and wife ♪
- 1331
- 01:10:35,396 --> 01:10:37,431
- ♪ Feel the strain
- and the strife ♪
- 1332
- 01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:39,200
- ALL: Shut up!
- 1333
- 01:10:39,266 --> 01:10:41,468
- Johnny,
- Dennis is not a monster.
- 1334
- 01:10:42,903 --> 01:10:45,039
- He likes avocado.
- 1335
- 01:10:45,105 --> 01:10:46,607
- 'Cause you don't let
- him eat anything fun.
- 1336
- 01:10:46,674 --> 01:10:48,842
- I think Dennis just
- wants to be normal.
- 1337
- 01:10:48,909 --> 01:10:51,245
- Can we stop using
- the word "normal"?
- 1338
- 01:10:51,312 --> 01:10:53,581
- Where we live now,
- he's normal.
- 1339
- 01:10:53,647 --> 01:10:57,418
- He is who he is.
- And you can't change him, Dad.
- 1340
- 01:11:00,387 --> 01:11:01,827
- <font color="#CC6600">WINNIE:</font> Dennis, where are you going?
- 1341
- 01:11:01,889 --> 01:11:03,224
- <font color="#CC6600">DENNIS:</font> Away.
- 1342
- 01:11:05,025 --> 01:11:07,394
- But it's not safe
- out here by yourself.
- 1343
- 01:11:07,461 --> 01:11:10,431
- I know a place where
- we can hide. Follow me.
- 1344
- 01:11:16,870 --> 01:11:18,339
- If you didn't stop me,
- 1345
- 01:11:18,405 --> 01:11:21,508
- my great-grandson wouldn't
- have to be a wimp his whole life
- 1346
- 01:11:21,575 --> 01:11:23,177
- like Schlumpy over here.
- 1347
- 01:11:23,244 --> 01:11:25,112
- A wimp?
- Johnny, be cool.
- 1348
- 01:11:25,179 --> 01:11:27,248
- You wanna throw down, old man?
- 1349
- 01:11:27,314 --> 01:11:28,949
- Certified yellow
- belt since 1997.
- 1350
- 01:11:29,016 --> 01:11:31,185
- No!
- 1351
- 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,354
- What's this now?
- You're not a vampire?
- 1352
- 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:35,923
- Bleh?
- 1353
- 01:11:35,990 --> 01:11:40,160
- Of course he's human. He's our son.
- You think we're monsters?
- 1354
- 01:11:43,697 --> 01:11:48,502
- You! You let your daughter marry a
- human and have a human kid?
- 1355
- 01:11:48,569 --> 01:11:51,739
- Why don't you just
- put a stake through my heart.
- 1356
- 01:11:51,805 --> 01:11:54,942
- We don't hate humans anymore,
- and they don't hate us.
- 1357
- 01:11:58,712 --> 01:12:00,614
- Humans?
- 1358
- 01:12:02,049 --> 01:12:03,450
- You're a fool.
- 1359
- 01:12:03,517 --> 01:12:06,186
- Your great-grandson is
- the sweetest, kindest,
- 1360
- 01:12:06,253 --> 01:12:09,023
- most special
- boy I've ever met.
- 1361
- 01:12:09,089 --> 01:12:11,158
- And if you can't
- give him the love
- 1362
- 01:12:11,225 --> 01:12:12,926
- he deserves
- because he's half-human,
- 1363
- 01:12:12,993 --> 01:12:14,328
- then you're the fool.
- 1364
- 01:12:15,863 --> 01:12:16,863
- Oh, Daddy.
- 1365
- 01:12:19,199 --> 01:12:20,601
- Hey, where is Dennis?
- Dennis!
- 1366
- 01:12:21,869 --> 01:12:22,869
- Dennis?
- 1367
- 01:12:26,206 --> 01:12:29,176
- Happy birthday, Dennis.
- I made you a treat.
- 1368
- 01:12:29,243 --> 01:12:31,445
- Dead pigeon?
- Enjoy it.
- 1369
- 01:12:31,512 --> 01:12:34,281
- 'Cause once I graduate business school
- and start running a company,
- 1370
- 01:12:34,348 --> 01:12:37,217
- you're not gonna get
- home-cooked meals like this anymore.
- 1371
- 01:12:37,284 --> 01:12:40,654
- I have to move away, Winnie.
- To California.
- 1372
- 01:12:40,721 --> 01:12:43,490
- My mommy thinks
- I'm not happy here
- 1373
- 01:12:43,557 --> 01:12:46,026
- cebause I don't have
- hair on my face like you.
- 1374
- 01:12:46,093 --> 01:12:48,495
- I'm sorry I'm not a monster.
- 1375
- 01:12:48,562 --> 01:12:51,932
- No, you are perfect.
- You're the nicest boy I know.
- 1376
- 01:12:51,999 --> 01:12:53,967
- And I have 300 brothers.
- 1377
- 01:12:54,034 --> 01:12:56,103
- You're nice, too, Winnie.
- 1378
- 01:12:56,170 --> 01:12:57,330
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(LOUD THUD)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH GASPING)</font>
- 1379
- 01:12:58,472 --> 01:13:00,307
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH SCREAMING)</font>
- 1380
- 01:13:00,374 --> 01:13:05,713
- Well, well, well.
- The little human and his pet.
- 1381
- 01:13:05,779 --> 01:13:07,581
- Dennis!
- Denisovich!
- 1382
- 01:13:07,648 --> 01:13:08,849
- He's not in the room.
- 1383
- 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,384
- He's not by the pool.
- 1384
- 01:13:10,451 --> 01:13:12,086
- He's not in this pot of soup.
- 1385
- 01:13:12,152 --> 01:13:14,121
- Where could he be?
- 1386
- 01:13:14,188 --> 01:13:16,357
- I don't know why I
- ever invited you.
- 1387
- 01:13:17,157 --> 01:13:18,692
- Dennis!
- Dennis!
- 1388
- 01:13:18,759 --> 01:13:19,759
- Denisovich!
- 1389
- 01:13:19,793 --> 01:13:20,793
- Dennis!
- 1390
- 01:13:30,904 --> 01:13:31,904
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1391
- 01:13:33,207 --> 01:13:35,008
- Stop squirming.
- 1392
- 01:13:35,075 --> 01:13:37,077
- Why are you doing this?
- 1393
- 01:13:37,144 --> 01:13:39,113
- Because this is wrong.
- 1394
- 01:13:39,179 --> 01:13:41,515
- Why doesn't anybody get that?
- 1395
- 01:13:41,582 --> 01:13:44,685
- Humans don't
- belong with monsters.
- 1396
- 01:13:44,752 --> 01:13:46,053
- You're wrong!
- 1397
- 01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,521
- I am not!
- 1398
- 01:13:47,588 --> 01:13:50,424
- I am holding you hostage.
- 1399
- 01:13:50,491 --> 01:13:55,662
- And me and my crew are gonna
- tear that human-hugging hotel to shreds.
- 1400
- 01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:57,231
- You can't.
- 1401
- 01:13:57,297 --> 01:13:58,966
- Really? Why not?
- 1402
- 01:13:59,032 --> 01:14:00,234
- Cebause...
- 1403
- 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,435
- Cebause, why?
- 1404
- 01:14:02,369 --> 01:14:05,539
- Cebause it will
- make Papa Drac sad.
- 1405
- 01:14:05,606 --> 01:14:09,376
- Ooh... Sad. And what are you
- gonna do about it?
- 1406
- 01:14:09,443 --> 01:14:11,445
- I don't know.
- 1407
- 01:14:11,512 --> 01:14:13,480
- You know why you don't know?
- 1408
- 01:14:13,547 --> 01:14:17,684
- Cebause you're just
- a weak little boy.
- 1409
- 01:14:17,751 --> 01:14:18,751
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LAUGHING)</font>
- 1410
- 01:14:19,386 --> 01:14:20,386
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 1411
- 01:14:22,790 --> 01:14:24,358
- <font color="#CC00CC">(WHIMPERING)</font>
- 1412
- 01:14:33,700 --> 01:14:34,700
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1413
- 01:14:38,172 --> 01:14:39,172
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1414
- 01:14:48,182 --> 01:14:49,683
- What was that?
- 1415
- 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,318
- Dennis, we're coming.
- 1416
- 01:14:53,020 --> 01:14:54,688
- Are you okay, Winnie?
- 1417
- 01:14:54,755 --> 01:14:56,123
- Yes, my zing.
- 1418
- 01:14:56,190 --> 01:14:57,291
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1419
- 01:14:57,357 --> 01:14:58,357
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1420
- 01:14:58,992 --> 01:14:59,992
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTS)</font>
- 1421
- 01:15:15,876 --> 01:15:16,876
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 1422
- 01:15:32,559 --> 01:15:33,660
- Dennis!
- There he is, right there.
- 1423
- 01:15:33,727 --> 01:15:35,162
- Dennis! Baby!
- 1424
- 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:36,763
- <font color="#CC6600">DRACULA:</font> My big boy!
- 1425
- 01:15:36,830 --> 01:15:37,965
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> Dennis,
- we were lookin' for ya.
- 1426
- 01:15:38,031 --> 01:15:39,333
- Sweetheart.
- 1427
- 01:15:39,399 --> 01:15:40,133
- <font color="#CC6600">FRANKENSTEIN:</font>
- I'm so happy to see you.
- 1428
- 01:15:40,200 --> 01:15:41,235
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1429
- 01:15:44,104 --> 01:15:45,506
- There's his mean friends.
- 1430
- 01:15:47,241 --> 01:15:48,575
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANING)</font>
- 1431
- 01:15:52,279 --> 01:15:54,281
- Oh... This'll be fun.
- 1432
- 01:16:06,326 --> 01:16:07,227
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROWLING)</font>
- 1433
- 01:16:07,294 --> 01:16:08,328
- Whoo!
- 1434
- 01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:10,696
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(SQUEAKING)</font>
- - <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMS)</font>
- 1435
- 01:16:18,071 --> 01:16:19,071
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>
- 1436
- 01:16:26,146 --> 01:16:27,146
- <font color="#CC00CC">(WHISTLES)</font>
- 1437
- 01:16:27,714 --> 01:16:28,715
- Huh?
- 1438
- 01:16:28,782 --> 01:16:29,782
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL GROWLING)</font>
- 1439
- 01:16:35,756 --> 01:16:36,756
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- 1440
- 01:16:43,897 --> 01:16:45,032
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GRUNTS)</font>
- 1441
- 01:16:45,098 --> 01:16:46,098
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- 1442
- 01:16:55,275 --> 01:16:56,643
- I didn't do that.
- 1443
- 01:16:56,710 --> 01:16:57,710
- <font color="#CC00CC">(KIDS SCREAMING)</font>
- 1444
- 01:17:00,247 --> 01:17:01,281
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1445
- 01:17:03,483 --> 01:17:04,483
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL SCREAMING)</font>
- 1446
- 01:17:08,322 --> 01:17:09,823
- You rock, Dennis.
- 1447
- 01:17:09,890 --> 01:17:10,991
- He means Denisovich.
- 1448
- 01:17:11,058 --> 01:17:12,326
- Kakie rules!
- 1449
- 01:17:14,161 --> 01:17:15,161
- <font color="#CC00CC">(LOUD THUDDING)</font>
- 1450
- 01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:24,504
- Dennis, I'm coming. Whoa...
- 1451
- 01:17:28,308 --> 01:17:29,843
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GROANS)</font>
- 1452
- 01:17:29,910 --> 01:17:31,812
- I knew all that
- practice would pay off.
- 1453
- 01:17:42,289 --> 01:17:43,289
- <font color="#CC00CC">(SCREAMING)</font>
- 1454
- 01:17:50,864 --> 01:17:51,898
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 1455
- 01:17:55,969 --> 01:17:58,305
- That's right,
- you better fly away.
- 1456
- 01:17:59,873 --> 01:18:03,410
- Papa Drac, I'm
- a vampire and a superhero.
- 1457
- 01:18:03,477 --> 01:18:05,345
- Am I cool now?
- 1458
- 01:18:05,412 --> 01:18:08,915
- "Now"?
- Dennis, you were always cool.
- 1459
- 01:18:08,982 --> 01:18:13,687
- Human, vampire, unicorn,
- you're perfect no matter what.
- 1460
- 01:18:13,754 --> 01:18:17,057
- But since I'm a vampire,
- can we stay here?
- 1461
- 01:18:17,924 --> 01:18:19,126
- Yes.
- 1462
- 01:18:19,192 --> 01:18:20,360
- All right! Yeah!
- 1463
- 01:18:20,427 --> 01:18:21,528
- <font color="#CC6600">GRIFFIN:</font> All right!
- 1464
- 01:18:23,830 --> 01:18:27,901
- But you have to know,
- we're going to visit you here every holiday.
- 1465
- 01:18:27,968 --> 01:18:29,970
- That's fine.
- That's fine.
- 1466
- 01:18:30,037 --> 01:18:31,037
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH MOANING)</font>
- 1467
- 01:18:34,207 --> 01:18:35,207
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1468
- 01:18:39,446 --> 01:18:40,447
- Aah!
- 1469
- 01:18:45,752 --> 01:18:49,690
- Don't ever come near
- me or my family again.
- 1470
- 01:18:53,193 --> 01:18:54,361
- No!
- 1471
- 01:19:01,001 --> 01:19:02,001
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLES)</font>
- 1472
- 01:19:03,537 --> 01:19:07,474
- Daddy, you just
- saved a human.
- 1473
- 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:09,876
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- All this pressure about
- 1474
- 01:19:09,943 --> 01:19:12,312
- when the boy's
- fangs were coming out.
- 1475
- 01:19:12,379 --> 01:19:15,649
- Who cares? Mine came
- out years ago! Look.
- 1476
- 01:19:16,383 --> 01:19:17,684
- <font color="#CC00CC">(DENNIS CHUCKLING)</font>
- 1477
- 01:19:17,751 --> 01:19:20,721
- Okay, Dad, put 'em back
- in before we all barf.
- 1478
- 01:19:20,787 --> 01:19:24,391
- Hey! Isn't it still
- somebody's birthday?
- 1479
- 01:19:24,458 --> 01:19:25,458
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 1480
- 01:19:25,492 --> 01:19:26,492
- <font color="#CC00CC">(MUSIC PLAYING)</font>
- 1481
- 01:19:37,704 --> 01:19:38,704
- <font color="#CC00CC">(CHUCKLING)</font>
- 1482
- 01:19:55,088 --> 01:19:56,088
- <font color="#CC00CC">(ALL CHEERING)</font>
- 1483
- 01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:07,400
- <font color="#CC00CC">(BOTH EXCLAIMING)</font>
- 1484
- 01:20:19,246 --> 01:20:20,480
- <font color="#CC00CC">(GASPS)</font>
- 1485
- 01:20:20,547 --> 01:20:22,048
- <font color="#CC6600">MAVIS:</font> Let me hear you sing!
- 1486
- 01:20:24,184 --> 01:20:25,519
- I didn't do that.
- 1487
- 01:20:30,184 --> 01:24:25,519
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