teamb aug 18

[18:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> We ready?
[18:02] <Demetri> POTATERS
[18:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> Oh, need to update the stats page real quick
[18:03] * Kroked is now known as Ericka
[18:04] <Demetri> DarkSunDuelist: I'm going on a soda run to a nearby store. Couldn't take more then 10 minutes.
[18:04] <~DarkSunDuelist> Alright, 's cool.
[18:04] <~DarkSunDuelist> I'll do an in-character stall.
[18:04] * Ericka blehs about
[18:04] <Demetri> Thanks :D
[18:14] <~DarkSunDuelist> "The question, miss Reed."
[18:15] <Ericka> "uh!"
[18:15] * Ericka blinks awake, trying to remeber what was going on
[18:15] <~DarkSunDuelist> The teacher asks you the question again.
[18:16] <~DarkSunDuelist> "What method of attack should you never use on an underwater creature while underwater?"
[18:16] <Ericka> "...Electricity?"
[18:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Correct! Now, perhaps you can tell me what method of attack I should use on you next time I catch you asleep in my class?"
[18:17] <~DarkSunDuelist> A few of the students chuckle.
[18:17] <Ericka> "...sorry"
[18:17] * Ericka blushes
[18:20] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You may have dealt with a Lavasaurus Rex 3 years too early, but by no means does being lucky exclude you from your training."
[18:22] <Ericka> "Yes Professor, I was just... up to late training last night. It won't happen again"
[18:24] <Demetri> (I AM BACK ))
[18:24] <Demetri> ((frig, 20 min)
[18:24] <~DarkSunDuelist> "That's fine. Class dismissed. I'll expect your reports on the helps and hazards of Enviornmental Combat by next Monday."
[18:25] * Ericka fidgets and gathers her things and hurries out of class in embarassment
[18:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> On your way out, Ericka and Demetri are stopped by the teacher.
[18:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Wait up, you two."
[18:30] * Ericka fidgets "Yes?"
[18:30] * Demetri stops short, having been readying to sprint out, "...hm"
[18:31] <~DarkSunDuelist> He holds up a missive. "I assume that you at least are awake enough to know what this is?"
[18:31] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You guys will be leaving immediately."
[18:31] <Demetri> "Just us two?"
[18:32] <~DarkSunDuelist> "I don't see your other members here, and this is an ASAP mission."
[18:32] <~DarkSunDuelist> "So, yes. Just you two."
[18:32] * Ericka blinks for a minute before she fully registers whats happening
[18:32] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Truthfully, if you two couldn't handle this yourselves, I'd already be working on the paperwork to have you expelled."
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Only reason you're getting it and not some first years is because it's urgent."
[18:33] <Ericka> "o...ok. What is it?"
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Mission's simple enough. Kill some fancy fish."
[18:33] * Demetri folds his arms, but smiles with a shrug
[18:33] <Demetri> "Alright. We can handle it."
[18:33] <Ericka> "...ok than"
[18:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Should be right up your alley, right Rayne?"
[18:34] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Anyway, you leave immediately. I expect you back within the hour with your results."
[18:34] <Demetri> "Of course. Just another fish to fry."
[18:34] <~DarkSunDuelist> "You'll need these."
[18:34] <Ericka> "Yes sir, we'll get it done and be back ASAP"
[18:34] <~DarkSunDuelist> The teacher opens a drawer and pulls out a pair of right-handed gloves."
[18:35] <Ericka> "...What are they?"
[18:35] * YYAnon (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-kgokoe.cicril.sbcglobal.net) has joined #RSLV
[18:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Simple Magitek. Used by skydivers to land safely into urgent missions that require being airlifted in with no landing point."
[18:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Just snap your fingers shortly before you land, and it'll let you land safely from...pretty high up."
[18:37] * YYAnon is now known as Lilly
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Lab boys back in Eden have been trying to find an upper limit. Haven't found one yet."
[18:37] <Ericka> "Pretty useful"
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Ah, nice of you to join us finally, Miss Cypher!"
[18:37] <~DarkSunDuelist> The teacher shoves a right-handed glove into Lilly's hand.
[18:38] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Now get the hell out of my classroom. You have a mission to do."
[18:38] * Lilly blinks in surprise and holds onto the item.
[18:38] <~DarkSunDuelist> He hands Ericka the mission directive letter and kicks you all out.
[18:39] * Ericka checks the letter for whee they need to go, and goes int hat direction whilst filling Lilly in
[18:39] <Ericka> "We're going to kill some fancy fish"
[18:39] <Ericka> "Normally it'd be a first year job, but i guess it's urgent
[18:40] <Lilly> "So logic would assume that this'll be easy for us...right?"
[18:40] <Ericka> "Logic would assume, yeah"
[18:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> "Just don't shoot them," says a voice off to your right.
[18:40] * Ericka looks for the voice
[18:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> You look, but nobody seems to be paying attention to you guys.
[18:41] <~DarkSunDuelist> Just a crowd of students going their ways.
[18:41] * Lilly looks at the students, just as confused as Ericka
[18:41] * Ericka grumbles slightly. too many people and voices out of nowhere lately
[18:42] <Lilly> "Alrighty, so where's this fish, Ericka?"
[18:42] <Ericka> "This way" she says, heading for the pickup point
[18:43] * Lilly skips after Ericka cheerily
[18:43] <Demetri> "What type does the missive say it is?"
[18:44] * Ericka checks
[18:47] <~DarkSunDuelist> There is no pickup point listed in the missive.
[18:47] <~DarkSunDuelist> You are to jump off the cliff. The mission is at the school's beach.
[18:48] <Ericka> "to the school beach"
[18:48] <Ericka> "We're cliff jumping"
[18:48] * Demetri chuckles
[18:48] * Lilly pokes Ericka, "Oh oh oh we should wear swim-suits!"
[18:48] <Demetri> "The crazy things they let us do."
[18:49] <Demetri> "We only have an hour, Lilly. We go now."
[18:49] <Lilly> I believe you mean fun
[18:49] <Ericka> "...Lilly no. this is a combat mission. I'm not fighting a monster in my swimsuit"
[18:49] * Lilly pouts
[18:49] * Ericka rolls her eye's "COme on, let's go
[18:49] * Ericka leads the group tot he beech
[18:51] <~DarkSunDuelist> You arrive at the cliff.
[18:52] * Demetri readies his glove
[18:52] * Ericka does as well
[18:52] <Ericka> "Ready Lilly, fishface?"
[18:52] * Lilly looks at them and her glove. "What, ah...what are these gloves for?"
[18:53] <Demetri> "As always, kittylitter."
[18:53] * Ericka chuckles
[18:53] * Ericka makes sure her glove is on properly and everything, and jumps
[18:54] * Demetri looks at Lilly
[18:54] * Lilly watches in horror as Ericka plummets towards her supposed death
[18:54] <Demetri> "...Looks like you get to hold onto me instead."
[18:54] * Lilly slips her hand in her glove and waves at him
[18:54] * Ericka activates her glove on the way down
[18:55] * Demetri shrugs, allowing himself to fall over the cliff backwars
[18:55] * Demetri rotates midair, so he can time and activate his glove once he gets close enough
[18:55] * Lilly takes a deep breath and takes a running leap off the cliff
[18:56] <~DarkSunDuelist> Ericka: You snap your fingers and you see a bubble of energy form around you.
[18:56] <~DarkSunDuelist> You land with a THUD on the beach's sand with absolutely no harm to you.
[18:56] <~DarkSunDuelist> Demetri: Same to you.
[18:57] * Lilly snaps her finger to activate her glove as well
[18:57] * Demetri makes sure to look up, to avoid being landed on by Lilly
[18:57] <~DarkSunDuelist> You snap your finger and fall on Demetri, harming neither of you but still looking silly.
[18:58] <Demetri> I block.
[18:58] <~DarkSunDuelist> You block the Lilly
[18:58] <~DarkSunDuelist> She bounces off of you in a weird moment of Magitek-fueled momentum, and lands on Ericka instead
[18:58] * Lilly bounces from Demetri to Ericka, landing in her arms
[18:58] * Ericka falls on her but as she catches Lilly
[18:58] * Demetri stares for a second, then cackles over in laughter
[18:59] * Ericka blushes and quickly sets her down and gets up
[18:59] * Lilly smiles widely as she stands up
[19:01] * Lilly brushes off the dust. "Well, that was fun!"
[19:01] <Ericka> "y-yeah, sure"
[19:01] <Ericka> "C'mon let's find the fancy fish"
[19:02] * Ericka checks the mission overview quick
[19:02] * Demetri looks around for fancy fish.
[19:05] * Lilly stretches and enjoys the sunlight
[19:05] <~DarkSunDuelist> You're at the beach. you see a few odd...fish-like things washed ashore.
[19:05] * Ericka raises an eyebrow
[19:05] <Ericka> "That our fancy fish ya think?"
[19:06] <Demetri> "...Yep."
[19:06] * Demetri readies his harpoon
[19:06] <Demetri> Trident*
[19:06] * Ericka readies her sword
[19:07] <Ericka> ((TRIPOON))
[19:07] <~DarkSunDuelist> They're already dead
[19:07] <~DarkSunDuelist> The missive says they'll certainly be in the water.
[19:07] <Ericka> "..."
[19:07] * Demetri forks a fish
[19:07] * Lilly looks at the fishes and pokes one with her staff
[19:07] <Ericka> "...you know, this makes me slightly nervous"
[19:07] * Ericka fidgets
[19:08] <Demetri> "...maybe the urgency was for the smell?"
[19:08] <Ericka> "Somehow I doubt it"
[19:09] <Ericka> "...so"
[19:09] <Ericka> "Who here's good at swimming"
[19:09] <Demetri> "I'm... alright."
[19:10] * Lilly nonchalantly mumbles "You won't be wearing all that armor..."
[19:10] <Ericka> "....alrights better than nothing."
[19:10] <Lilly> "I'm pretty okay, though"
[19:10] <Demetri> "Being on the sea most of your life tends to make swimming pretty vital."
[19:10] <Ericka> "...point taken"
[19:11] * Lilly pouts at Ericka for being ignored
[19:11] <~DarkSunDuelist> The dead fish seem to be Amorphs.
[19:12] <Ericka> ((whats an amorph again?))
[19:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> (( The gel creatures ))
[19:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> (( Those things Maletizio was making. ))
[19:12] <Ericka> ((ok thought so, just making sure))
[19:12] <Demetri> "....That's probably a bad sign."
[19:12] <Ericka> "...yeah"
[19:13] <Ericka> "I have a feeling something unexpected may ahve come up"
[19:13] * Smutty (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-h3f7tj.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #RSLV
[19:13] * Ericka checks the missive tos ee if it mentioned anything like this
[19:13] <Lilly> ((To #dsdooc with you, Smutty!))
[19:14] * Lilly sighs and wades into the water, ankle-deep, looking about for fish in top-hats
[19:15] * Demetri follows after Lilly, cautiously
[19:15] * Ericka does as well
[19:15] <Lilly> ((how clear/murky is the water?))
[19:15] <~DarkSunDuelist> It's clear enough.
[19:16] <Ericka> "... actually guys.I have an Idea, tell me what you think of it"
[19:16] <Demetri> "..."
[19:16] * Demetri gives a skeptical look at Ericka
[19:17] <Ericka> "Why dont I launch a thunder god slash at the water from the beach. It might at the very least locate our prey"
[19:17] <Lilly> "Please don't zap the water. We'll kill the ecosystem"
[19:17] <Demetri> "...That is literally the exact thing the teacher told you not to do in class."
[19:18] <Ericka> "No"
[19:18] <Ericka> "The teacher said dont do it when you're in the water too"
[19:18] <Ericka> "Never said anything about doing it when we're OUT of the water"
[19:18] * Lilly pokes Ericka with her staff
[19:19] <Lilly> "What part of DEAD OCEAN don't you get?"
[19:19] <Ericka> "It wouldnt kill the whole ocean, just everything in a small radius of the shock"
[19:19] <Ericka> "i'm sure it wouldn't do /that/ much damage"
[19:20] <Ericka> "Besides, remeber the cave?"
[19:20] <Ericka> "I'd rather that didn't happen again"
[19:20] <Demetri> "Cave?"
[19:20] <Lilly> But there's no guarantee that it's even around here?
[19:21] <Ericka> "better safe than sorry. I dont want to be dead again"
[19:21] <Lilly> "What do you want to do? Go around zapping coral reefs until it floats to the surface?"
[19:21] <Ericka> "It was unpleasent enough the first time"
[19:21] * Ericka sighs
[19:21] <Ericka> "Who here is good with animals or medicine?"
[19:21] * Lilly raises her hand enthusiastically
[19:22] * Demetri raises his hand
[19:22] <Ericka> "Well check to see how recently those Amorphs were killed"
[19:22] <Ericka> "if it was recent, whatever it is may still be in the area"
[19:22] * Lilly wades back to the shore to get a closer look at the dead fish
[19:23] <Lilly> (rolling animals)
[19:23] <Lilly> )roll 1d100+35
[19:23] * %Demonbot --> "Lilly rolls 1d100+35 and gets 104."
[19:23] * speedy|away is now known as speedy
[19:24] <Demetri> (rolling animals. )
[19:24] <Demetri> )roll 1d100+20
[19:24] * %Demonbot --> "Demetri rolls 1d100+20 and gets 37."
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> The amorphs were speared by what appears to be...at tentacle?
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> Kinky.
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> It seems a pretty precise kill, no other injuries were sustained.
[19:28] <Ericka> ((recent?))
[19:28] <Lilly> ((anything on how long ago it happened?))
[19:28] <~DarkSunDuelist> You can't tell if it was recent, due to Amorph physiology being fucking weird.
[19:28] <Ericka> "SO?"
[19:29] <Ericka> *"So?"
[19:29] <~DarkSunDuelist> It could've been 10 seconds or 10 days before you showed up.
[19:29] * Smutty (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-h3f7tj.bchsia.telus.net) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[19:29] * Lilly sighs and relays the information to Ericka
[19:30] * Ericka looks... puzzled
[19:30] <Ericka> "Ok yeah, this is definitly not as planned"
[19:30] <Ericka> "Sounds like we're dealing with some kind of... giant squid"
[19:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> The local giant squid is friendly.
[19:30] <~DarkSunDuelist> This is known fact.
[19:31] <Ericka> "Maybe the local one killed them for us?"
[19:32] * Lilly shrugs and continues to wade out further into the ocean.
[19:32] <Lilly> ((Any unusual sights, cap'n?))
[19:33] * Ericka heads in cautiously after Lilly
[19:33] <~DarkSunDuelist> There are no unusual sights except for 3 Second Years wading out into the ocean with their clothes on.
[19:34] <~DarkSunDuelist> Oh, wait, that's you.
[19:34] <Ericka> ((XD))
[19:34] <Ericka> ((do i have any way of contacting the school or anything?))
[19:34] <Lilly> "Ughhhh. This is gonna take forever. We can't search a whole ocean for some fish."
[19:35] <~DarkSunDuelist> For the sake of time, you are all railroaded into the water.
[19:36] <Ericka> ((WATAH))
[19:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> You are now swimming around underwater. I hope none of you have Fear Of Ocean or something similar.
[19:36] <~DarkSunDuelist> Anyway, there are more of the fish things.
[19:37] * Ericka signals to try to flank them
[19:40] * Lilly flanks
[19:40] * Ericka flanks as well
[19:40] <~DarkSunDuelist> You flank a group of amorph fish.
[19:41] * Demetri flanks, I guess
[19:41] * Lilly attempts a jab at one of the fish with her staff
[19:41] * Lilly hopefully from a safe distance away
[19:41] * Ericka charges with her sword
[19:42] * Demetri holds back, readying for if the fish move towards him
[19:44] <~DarkSunDuelist> The fish are just swimming in a circle.
[19:44] <~DarkSunDuelist> Seem an easy enough kill.
[19:46] * Demetri starts accumulating
[19:46] * Ericka , for a second, feels... nervous, this seems to easy, but goes in for the kill anyways
[19:49] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll attack
[19:49] <Ericka> )roll 1d100+140
[19:49] * %Demonbot --> "Ericka rolls 1d100+140 and gets 204."
[19:52] <~DarkSunDuelist> You cut through 3 of the fish with ease.
[19:53] * Lilly attempts to strike a fish as well
[19:53] <Lilly> (or rather the fish)
[19:54] <Ericka> ((STRIKE THE FISH, MAKE THE DISH))
[19:54] <~DarkSunDuelist> Roll Attack
[19:55] <Lilly> )roll 1d100+70
[19:55] * %Demonbot --> "Lilly rolls 1d100+70 and gets 168."
[19:55] <Lilly> )roll 1d100+70
[19:55] * %Demonbot --> "Lilly rolls 1d100+70 and gets 79."
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[19:57] <~DarkSunDuelist> You smash a few more of the fish.
[19:58] * KindAnon (Mibbit@ARG-zOmBiE-va31dm.client.mchsi.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[19:59] <Ericka> how many remain?
[19:59] <Lilly> (How many a-yeah that)
[20:01] <~DarkSunDuelist> There are like 5
[20:01] * Ericka slices until they all die ALL OF THEM
[20:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> ...
[20:02] <~DarkSunDuelist> You manically slice through all of them before Demetri can even close in all the way.
[20:04] * Ericka nods to everyone and heads tot eh surface
[20:05] * Lilly heads back to the surface as well
[20:05] <~DarkSunDuelist> You seem to have completed your mission.
[20:06] * Demetri releases his accumulation and swims up
[20:07] <Ericka> "Ok, We should go back and report, we should mention the dead one we found too"
[20:08] * Lilly nods in agreement and starts to swim back to shore
[20:08] * Ericka does so as well
[20:08] * Demetri does so as well
[20:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> You are suddenly attacked by what appears to be a giant hand made out of fish.
[20:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> You fucking what.
[20:09] <~DarkSunDuelist> [END SESSION]
[20:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> REWARDS:
[20:12] <~DarkSunDuelist> None! You haven't done anything yet!
[20:12] <Lilly> B-but we murder little fishies
[20:13] <Editanon> rewards: fresh coat of fishguts
[20:13] <Lilly> Yaaaaay
[20:13] <Ericka> XD
[20:20] * speedy is now known as speedy|sleep
[20:25] * Demetri is now known as Jolt
[20:25] * Lilly is now known as YYAnon
[20:26] * Ericka is now known as Kroked
End of #RSLV buffer    Mon Aug 18 20:28:43 2014