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Thad flips his shit

May 14th, 2015
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  1. Musik has joined the chat
  2. Erleiden: ((HEY CAT DUDE.))
  3. Erleiden: Thaddeus sat at the edge of his bed with a comic book in his free hand. “This is stupid.” He murmured as he closed it and tossed it onto his bed. He pushed up from the edge and went into his bathroom, opening the door to where the toilet had been, instantly going to the cabinet, pulling out his stash. “Weed doesn’t count as drugs, it’s natural.” He reassured himself quietly as he sat down on the toilet and began to roll a joint.
  4. Musik: -Ash pushed up from his bed, dropping his phone down on it. He walked over eto the door, pulling it open and watching as Raven and Crow shot out of the room.- "Damnit, cats! Stop it!" -He walked down the hallway and walked into the kitchen, opening the cabinet to pull out his bag of chips. He pulled them open and stuffed his hand inside walking over to the couch, dropping down on it, watching Crow and Raven wrestle around.- "Fucking weirdos."
  5. Erleiden: He brought the joint to his lips then lit it with a match then inhaling it. “Awesomeee-“ Thaddeus dragged out then jumped from the flame of the still lit match. Thad jumped up and watched the match go into his trash can and ignited whatever had been in the damn thing. He screamed and opened up the window to toss the can out. He had forgotten about his joint which had fallen to the floor now. He was in too much of a panic to try and figure out where it dropped. Thad ran out of the bathroom into his room then through the hall to the living room, swinging the front door open quickly. “FIRE!” He yelled as he went right outside.
  6. Musik: -He furrowed his brows turning to look at Thaddeus as he ran through the house.- "What the..." -He pushed up and set the bag of chips on the table and quickly grabbed the cats, walking outside. He looked at Thaddeus.- "Where the fuck is the fire? What did you do?"
  7. Erleiden: “Okay well I was lighting a candle in my bathroom for my grandmother to get better and the candle fell and I panicked and ran out the house.” He yelled in a panic then looked to the house. He stared at the house then screamed for a moment. Thaddeus stared again, squinting his eyes. “Is it on fire?” He asked loudly.
  8. Musik: -She furrowed his brows looking at him and shook his head looking abck up to the house.- "No.. It's not." -He turned to walk back inside and moved down the hallway.- "I'm going into your room!" -He shouted as he turned the corner into his bedroom, stopping for a minute.- "Why would he light a candle in the bathroom for his grandma..." -He mummbled ot himself and shifted Crow into his arm with Raven, the cats dangling over his arm as he shook his head and walked further into the room and into Thaddeus' bathroom, not seeing a candle.- "What the..." -He turned around quickly, looking around for a fucking candle and not seeing one.-
  9. Musik: (AHHH HE* NOT SHE.)
  10. Erleiden: Thaddeus’ brown eyes widened as he ran after Ash. “Don’t do that!” He shouted and jogged back into the house. “DON’T GO IN MY ROOM!” He got into the bathroom and he looked between Ash and the floor, trying to find the joint. “Oh shit! Where’d the candle go?” He asked looking around and attempting to sound convincing. “Well there’s only one explanation for this… We have a poltergeist in the house.” Thad said in a serious tone as he looked at Ash.
  11. Musik: "Right... A poltergeist. We can go with that. Or you can just tell me what really fucking made you think there was a fire? Because..." -He looked around the floor, holding his free arm up to his side.- "No..fire.."
  12. Erleiden: “Alright I’m sorry.” Thaddeus sighed and lowered his head. “The truth is, I was in here setting a picture of Ali on fire because we broke it off a few days ago and I just needed the closure.” He nodded his head solemnly. “When i couldn’t control the flame I threw the picture in the trash can and threw it out the window. And that’s what happened.” Thaddeus looked at Ash to gauge his reaction.
  13. Musik: "So.. there.. is a fire.. but it's... out the.." -He turned to look at the window.- "Are you trying to set the grass on fucking fire?" -He asked walking over to the window to look at the trash can-
  14. Erleiden: Thaddeus’ quickly ran to the window and looked at the trash can facing downward outside. “It wasn’t on purpose!” He argued and glanced to him for a moment. “Oh well, I guess it put out itself. Nothing to worry about anymore.” He said with a shrug.
  15. Musik: "Right..." -He blinked looking back at his face and turned around to walk out of the bathroom, moving through the bedroom and into the hallway. He walked into the living room, grabbing his chips and turned back down the hallway walking down to his room, cracking the door as he put the cats down on the bed, grabbing his phone.-
  16. Erleiden: Thaddeus gave him a nod. “Right.” He repeated nonchalantly as he watched Ash walk out of the bathroom. “Skinny poser bastard.” Thad whispered under his breath. Then glanced out the window again. He walked out of the room and went outside, walking around the house to where his window was to pick up the can. “Fuck the environment.” he whispered as he chuckled the ashy contents into the woods then went back into the house going straight to the kitchen.
  17. Musik: -He dropped his phone back down onto his bed and looked at Raven who was looking up at him.- "We live in a crazy house, girl..." -He dropped his hand down onto her head, patting it gently as he sighed.-
  18. Erleiden: He went into the fridge and looked around inside. “Do we have any beer?” Thaddeus shouted from the kitchen. “Do we have any cake batter? Do we have any beef?” He continued to ask loudly.
  19. Musik: -He furrowed his brows hearing him.- "What..." -He looked down at Raven and then up towards the door, moving away from the bed and to the door. He pulled it open and stepped out into the hallway, pulling it closed. He walked down the hall and inot the kitchen holding his hand out towards Thaddeus seeing him looking in the fridge.- "You're fucking looking in the fridge. You tell me if we have any beer or beef."
  20. Alexithymiaa has joined the chat
  21. Erleiden: Thad turned around to glare at Ash. “Fuck you okay, I was just asking you don’t have to act like you’re on your menstrual cycle or some shit! They’re just questions. You ask questions all of the time and I don’t get an attitude at you!” He went back to look in the fridge and leaned over. “Really? Who the fuck ate my caesar salad? I was saving my caesar salad for a time like this and somebody fucking ate it like an asshole!”
  22. Musik: "What are you even fucking talking about?" -He threw his hands up in the air.- "Whatever." -He raised a brow listening to him go on about his salad.- "Did you... eat it and just not fucking remember doing it?"
  23. Erleiden: He gasped loudly and turned around fully to stood in front of Ash. “ARE YOU SERIOUS?” He asked loudly then inhaled to calm himself. “You think someone as skinny as me would forget eating something? Is that a serious question right now? Do you honestly think that’s a valid contemplation? Because it isn’t.” Thaddeus said in a low serious tone. He went to the fridge again in a huff. “Did you swallow Batman’s penis and not remember doing it?” He asked condescendingly.
  24. Musik: "No I'm pretty sure I'd remember swallowing a PENIS!" -He shouted at him, furrowing his brows.- "I mean I don't know. Who knows how tiny your brain is so you could possibly forget something as simply as eating."
  25. Alexithymiaa: -Steph pulled her car up in front of the off campus house in a hurry, slamming the car into park and killing the engine. She shoved the door open, climbing out and slamming it closed behind her as she limped if a huff up the driveway, still clad in her work out clothes. She brought her left hand up to her neck, grasping at the emptiness around her neck. She pulled herself up the stairs one at a time, rubbing her fingers over the reddened bruising around her right wrist where Lucius had grabbed her as she stepped up in front of the door, lifting her hand to knock loudly.-
  26. Erleiden: “Oh yeah WE ALL KNOW you’d definitely remember swallowing some dicks. There is no question there, you’re completely correct.” He called out. “Well Ashley, you’re the idiot because there is no scientific link between brain size and I.Q. you fucking peon.” Thaddeus said with a roll of his eyes. “Go get the door, peasant.” He trailed off and went back to searching the fridge.
  27. Musik: "Ashley?! My name isn't fucking Ashley you moron!" -He pressed his lips together waving his hand at him before turning to walk towards the door.- "I will. Because it's probably for me anyway, not like it's for you!" -He walked over to the door yanking it open to see Steph, nodding.- "Yup, I was right. Definitely not YOUR girlfriend." -He said turning back to look towards the kitchen before looking back to Steph.- "Hi."
  28. Alexithymiaa: -Steph blinked as she stared at Ash as he yelled to Thad. "Um... hi? What the fuck are you yelling about?" She stepped forward, pushing her hand into his chest to move him out of her way as she limped inside, her eyes moving to the kitchen to see who he had been yelling to. "Oh."-
  29. Erleiden: Thaddeus slammed the fridge door closed. “YEAH WELL I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HER AND SHE WASN’T MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS A GIRL I WAS FUCKING SO HA!” He yelled. “Have fun with your fucking cats and your fucking stupid room with the stupid batman shit in it you fag!” Thaddeus pulled the fridge door open and started throwing the various foods to the floor. “THERE NOW NOBODY GETS TO EAT! NOBODY GETS TO EAT BECAUSE OF FUThaddeus slammed the fridge door closed. “YEAH WELL I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HER AND SHE WASN’T MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS A GIRL I WAS FUCKING SO HA!” He yelled. “Have fun with your fucking cats and your fucking stupid room with the stupid batman shit in it you fag!” Thaddeus pulled the fridge door open and started throwing the various foods to the floor. “THERE NOW NOBODY GETS TO EAT! NOBODY GETS TO EAT BECAUSE OF FUCKING ASH!”CKING ASH!”
  30. Erleiden: Thaddeus slammed the fridge door closed. “YEAH WELL I ALREADY BROKE UP WITH HER AND SHE WASN’T MY GIRLFRIEND SHE WAS A GIRL I WAS FUCKING SO HA!” He yelled. “Have fun with your fucking cats and your fucking stupid room with the stupid batman shit in it you fag!” Thaddeus pulled the fridge door open and started throwing the various foods to the floor. “THERE NOW NOBODY GETS TO EAT! NOBODY GETS TO EAT BECAUSE OF FUCKING ASH!” ((repost))
  31. Musik: -He stepped back as she shoved him and he pushed the door closed, going to stand near the kitchen. Holding both his hands up towards Thaddeus.- "SEE?! I fucking live with fucking crazy people!" -He dropped his hands down to his sides.- "How the fuck is it my fault?! I didn't eat your fucking salad. I don't eat salad! I eat meat!"
  32. Alexithymiaa: -She held her wrist in her hand as she stared blankly between the two of them, shaking her head. "So first I have to fucking deal with Lucius' shit, and now I get to see the two of you be complete fucking morons. No... just... no...." She turned on her heel, beginning to limp down the hall toward the bathroom, stepping inside to close the door behind her. She walked over to the shower, leaning into it and turning the water on, letting it run.-
  33. Erleiden: Thaddeus cackled as he pulled more food stuffs from the fridge like a petty asshole. He turned around and glared at Ash. “You eat meat? Well I don’t think you have to say it, I can already tell!” Thad let out an angry laugh then pulled the freezer door open and dropping the ice cubes to the floor like a dick.
  34. Musik: "Go ahead. Keep fucking doing it. I'm not the one who's going to fucking clean it up, or get pissed. Have fun dealing with the rest of the house, dumbass!" -He turned his head to watch Steph walk down the hall, throwing his hands up into the air turning back to look at Thaddeus.- "See what you did!?"
  35. Alexithymiaa: -Steph stepped out of her shorts and pulled her top off over her head, stepping into the shower and under the hot stream of water. She showered herself off after her work out, killing the water and stepping out of the shower, reaching over to grab a towel from the rack to wrap around her body. She tucked the corner into itself, running her fingers back through her wet hair as she shook it out.-
  36. Erleiden: “OH WAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH” He screamed at the top of his lungs. “I’m not cleaning shit, I’ve been cleaning and giving a fuck about this house since I got here. Now it’s all your turns, plebs.!” Thad said with scowl as he threw the each egg to the floor. “Look, I’m dropping unfertilized chicken babies, whoever will clean it up?” He asked in a monotone.
  37. Musik: "You're a fucking lunatic." -He said emotionless as he turned around and walked through the hallway and went to his room, twisting the knob and shoving the door open mumbling under his breath as he dropped down onto his bed, sprawling his arms out. Raven meowed loudly and crawled up onto his chest, sitting down and staring at his face as she meowed.- "Stop." -He lifted his hand putting it over the cats face.-
  38. Alexithymiaa: -She turned and walked to the door of the bathroom, pushing the door open and standing in the hallway in her towel as she stared at Thad, her voice dropping to a whisper. "What... the fuck...." She quickly turned and walked into Ash's room, closing the door gently behind her. "What the fuck is with his psycho ass and why is he throwing eggs on the floor?"-
  39. Erleiden: “And you’re a fucker!” He called out to him. “Yeah! Walk away like a bitch.” Thaddeus said angrily then turned back to his mess. “Did not think this far ahead.” He sighed and closed the refrigerator completely. Then looked around, scratching his beard. He walked away with a shrug of his shoulders and went into his room, opened up his laptop and scrolled through his iTunes before pressing play on ‘Started From The Bottom’ by Drake as loud as possible. He got up and sat his laptop in front of his door so it would play in the direction of Ash’s room.
  40. Musik: "I don't fucking know. He's fucking crazy." -He picked Raven up off his chest and sat up on the bed, his eyes falling on her in just the towel before he shook his head slightly breaking his gaze as he heard fucking Drake.- "Are you fucking kidding me!? This mother fucker I swear to god.."
  41. Alexithymiaa: -She turned her head to look at the door, letting out a deep sigh. "Ugh...seriously?" She pulled the door open, limping across the hall to wrap her knuckles against Thad's door, shifting on her feet uncomfortably.-
  42. Erleiden: Thaddeus cover his mouth as he laughed. “What?” He shouted loudly over the music trying not to giggle maniacally. “Is somebody out there?” He voice faltered as he chuckled under his breath.
  43. Musik: "No wait, don't go over there.. You're.." -He put his hand out towards her before dropping it down to his lap.- "In a towel..." -He sighed.- "It's not going to work, he's an asshole!" -He shouted to her and dropped back down on the bed, setting Raven down next to him on the bed.-
  44. Alexithymiaa: -She knocked again against Thad's door. "Can you please turn the music down? It's late and today sucks and so does that song...." She chewed on her tongue, turning back to look through Ash's open door towards his voice.-
  45. Erleiden: “Yeah no problem.” He shouted back to Steph then looked at his laptop, stopping the song then lifting his head to gauge their reactions from outside the door.
  46. Musik: -He closed his eyes, waiting for the music to get louder. He sat up quickly when it stopped, jerking his head towards the door.- "Wait.. it worked?" -He mummbled furrowing his brows.-
  47. Alexithymiaa: "Thank you!" She turned and walked back across the hall and into Ash's room, pushing the door closed behind her. "You're both fucking insane. He feeds off your bullshit and you off his. And as pretty as you are, I am in no mood to deal with the two of you being three year olds." She turned to limp to his dresser, pulling the drawer out to select a t-shirt for herself, setting it down on top o the dresser before grabbing a pair of his boxers.-
  48. Erleiden: Thaddeus leaned on his door, listening to them then dropped down to his laptop again. “Something annoying…” He whispered as he scrolled through youtube then finally clicking on the most obnoxious, popish, rap song he could find: ‘Fancy’ by Iggy Azalea. He threw his head back and laughed hard as it played.
  49. Musik: -He rolled his eyes watching her walk over to his dresser before looking over towards the door as he heard the music.- "SEE?! I'm not being a three year old HE is!" -He dropped back on the bed and threw his hand over his eyes.- "I'm going to go insane in this house."
  50. Alexithymiaa: -She held her towel up with one hand, turning around to glare at Ash on the bed. "Do you even hear yourself right now?" She rolled her eyes, turning back to face the dresser as she stepped into the boxers, pulling them underneath her towel. She pulled the towel off her body, quickly letting the t-shirt slip down over her. She limped her way back out into the hallway to walk into the bathroom, hanging her towel up over the side of the shower before stepping back in front of Thad's door, knocking again.-
  51. Erleiden: He snickered as he lifted his head. Thaddeus picked up his laptop and turned off the music. “Okay, okay. That was immature. I’m sorry.” He said halfheartedly to the door before walking away, still feeling pretty pleased with himself. He went into his bathroom and searched for the joint he dropped earlier so he could smoke that shit.
  52. Musik: -He ran his hands down his face and sighed loudly before hearing the music die.- "Thank fucking god.."
  53. Alexithymiaa: -She turned and limped back across the hall, pushing Ash's door closed for a third time before making her way to sit down on the edge of the bed, her hand coming up to stroke her fingers over her barren neck. "You're both impossible. You know that, right?"-
  54. Erleiden: Thaddeus searched the floor with frustration until he found the burned out remains of his joint. "Damn." He whined and went into his cabinet to roll a new one then lit it carefully, fanning the match out while smoking it.
  55. Musik: "You know that it's impossible to live here, right? I'm not impossible, that dude wearing a fucking beanie in the beginning of amazing summerness is impossible." -He said dropping his hands down to the bed, shoving himself up to the pillows, and sliding his legs under the blanket.-
  56. Alexithymiaa: "Uhuh..." She shifted to crawl back towards the head of the bed, sliding her feet down under the blankets to make herself comfortable. She let her right arm cross over her chest, her eyes turned down to her red fingerprinted bruises on her skin. "I get it. You hate each other."-
  57. Erleiden: When he was done smoking he tossed the roach in the toilet. He shut off the bathroom light then the light to his bedroom and started to strip down to his boxer. (-wolf whistles-) Thad put his glasses on his night stand before plopping down on his bed, falling asleep and stuff.
  58. Musik: "Yeah we fuckin' do.. I don't understand how anyone can live with that man." -He looked over at her, furrowing her brows as he propped himself up on his elbow, looking down at her wrist.- "What the fuck happened?"
  59. Alexithymiaa: -She shrugged her shoulders, letting her eyes close. "Eli does." Her eyes shot open to look at him, following his eyeline down to her wrist. "What? Oh. Fucking... Lucius thought we were friends. I needed to make it clear we weren't."-
  60. Musik: "What the fuck is a Lucius and what possessed his mind to think it was okay to do touch you?" -He said grabbing her hand gently pulling it closer to his face so he could look at the bruises.-
  61. Alexithymiaa: -She rolled her eyes, pulling her hand back to her chest. "Lucius is Bliss' ex fuckboy. And he touched me because I punched him in the face. You're already all riled up from Thaddeus so just chill out." She placed her head back down, her fingers scratching at her neck.-
  62. Musik: "Okay but who names their kid fucking Lucius? I thought my name was fucking bad.. But Lucius.." -He sighed loudly and dropped down against the bed, staring at the ceiling.- "You fucking punched him.. why?"
  63. Alexithymiaa: "Because he was trying to be all buddy buddy with me like he didn't smack one of my good friends across the face and treat her like complete shit throughout their entire relationship. And that's not o-fucking-kay."-
  64. Musik: "Okay so he's a fuckboy and deserved to be punched. But he still shouldn't have grabbed you and I'll kick him in the face if I ever see him." -He closed his eyes folding his arms behind his head.-
  65. Alexithymiaa: -She sighed, shifting her to drape her arm across his chest. "Shut up Ash. The next time I see him, I'm kicking him in the face." She closed her eyes again, shifting to make herself comfortable before falling asleep.-
  66. Musik: -He rolled his eyes and shifted one of his arms to lay over her shoulders.- "Whatever..." -He mummbled as he slowly drifted off to sleep.-
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