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  1. >you are a young lawyer and this woman asks you to represent her in court
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  13. I'm not trying to b8 anyone but togashi really outdid himself with Camilla. Compared to his past females she leaves them in the dust. Their are only 2 (two) females who could rival her beauty, character and cynicism and it would have to be Keiko-chan and Kuwabaras sister both from YYH. And this really isn't up for debate. Liking bisky either means you're into men or little kids. Pitou has 4 phelanges and is a bug. The rest I don't even need to address. I honestly just don't see why more people aren't into Camilla unless their is some big reason and I'm none the wiser. Honestly these threads (and all generals on /a/, /tv/, /co/, and even /v/) would be hands down much better and more discussion would flow if everyone had the same waifu.
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  15. Tl:dr I want to serve Cammy for 20 years and ask for her panties as a reward but only get a used tampon and look of disgust
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  22. I'm just randomly plopping in the convo, but: Cammy's willing to kill children because they are in her way to become King: that's just the nature of the life she was born into: a fight for the fittest to reign supreme. That's different from being a serial killer who kills for fun. Cammy doesn't get enjoyment out of killing people: she gets enjoyment out of people listening to her and giving her what she wants. She's far from a psychopath. She's just extremely bitchy and vindictive if you don't listen to her and was born into a position of power over others and no one has ever stopped her from abusing it. Yes, that means she is a pretty emotional, shitty and selfish person, but let's not act like it's on the same level of evil as someone who's a serial killer who gets hard-ons from killing people and who's entire existence hinges upon killing. Compared to the type of people where killing gives their life meaning: Cammy looks like the lesser of two evils. You legitimately just need to not get in her way and give her what she wants and you're fine. Even if you're in her way she still gives you a choice to join her just in case (RIP Owlguy-kun). For a serial killer, doesn't matter how much you plead and beg: in fact they'd probably like it more.
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  24. Yeah, the torture and kill your family thing is pretty bad, but that's actually pretty common for totalitarian governments in order to ensure submission and given she's probably been raised getting everything she's ever wanted, I'm sure she's used that threat plenty of times in order to scare someone into obeying her. If that guy would have been like "holy shit my bad, I didn't know please don't kill my family I'll listen to you from here on out," she probably would be happy that he finally came around and realized he should just obey her. Though he did break her arm so there's probably no changing her mind on that. Yes, that's bad but it's not evil for the sake of evil. It's evil for the sake of obedience.
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  31. Imagine impregnating Cammy. Just her naked body, the pale skin of her legs rubbing against your own chest and shoulders, her subdued moans while she tries to mantain composture and you keep releasing load after load of your seed inside her royal womb. Then as her moans become louder you force a kiss on her, and she doesnt close her eyes, staring at you, but accepting you in silence. And then you feel her pussy walls tightening around your cock during her orgasm, and then only the cold feeling of the blade she uses to slit your throat, since she is already satisfied.
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  38. I consider myself a smart man. One who's intellectual stimulation derived from countless hours of investing time into the cosmos. The planets, stars, black holes, natural phenomena, the history of everything. My quest for knowledge had unknowingly evolved into a quest for my own personal spiritual fulfillment. For pretty much most of my life, the odds of me ever experiencing a spiritual awakening that is typically only heard of in religious circles seemed infinitesimally too small. When I started reading about Cammy, I experienced the most beautiful piece of work I've ever seen in manga. To the average reader, it may be just another waifu character. But this masterpiece struck such a strong chord with me, I felt like it was made for me. It was as if Togashi had tesseract like access to my own thoughts and memories. The awe, the wonder, the absolute captivation of my soul was at play. Cammy's character for me was my "Nessun Dorma" opera. Her visuals, Cammy's Hatsu, and perhaps my favorite, the hairstyles was perfect. Not by oneself, but together in harmony. Many years ago, I suffered from a temporal lobe seizure that instilled severe panic attacks and a crippling existential crisis that paralyzed me with fear. I experience hallucinatory loops at times that feel as if I'm dying. Finding relief for this has become more and more scarce. However, I've become more scarred and boarded up. I teared up many times re-reading chapter 373 from just pure joy. But at this point, it started to feel like something else. It felt spiritual. Like an awakening. Like if I had a relationship with God and He/She talked back. At the end of it, I felt like a new person. I highly doubt I'll ever experience manga characters the way I did with Cammy. Nor am I quite sure it'll ever be quite necessary. There's no doubt about it, I truly experienced what it is to feel alive. All those years of submerging myself in the awe of the cosmos finally gave me something back. Thank you Cammy!
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  47. Why didn't he play the race card?
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  51. >single handedly BTFO's Benjamin and his speshul forces private army with only a half empty 9mm
  52. >humiliates them in court
  53. >gets away with murder
  54. The state of Benfags!
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  57. Cammy let herself be captured, knowing that they wouldn't find Musse's body since her hatsu dissolved it and she ordered her men to burn his belongings.
  58. She knew Bejamin would imprison her, and thats exactly what she wanted. During her night INSIDE Benjamin's room, she must have done something with her nen beast that will cause Benjamin to die.
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  62. >Vincent jobs to Kurapika
  63. >Musse jobs to Cammy
  64. >Wolff jobs to Cammy
  65. >Balsamico jobs to Cammy
  66. Is Benjamin the biggest jobber since Uvo?
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  69. Quick! name your top 3 strategists:
  70. >Cammy
  71. >Sima Yi
  72. >Machiavelli
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  75. I'm sorry, but did Cammy already lose? Oh, that's right. The succession war isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the fourth day. Does being confined in a VVIP room count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the war is still on? Cammy is still alive right now and she has been the best Prince in Kakin for how many years now? She is fighting against one of the worst Princes in this war that just happens to be Deputy Military Adviser of the Royal Army of the Kakin Empire because he was the first born. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Cammy is the best prince, she has an immortality Hatsu and she would have killed Benjamin if Musse didn't make her choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Cammy wins and someone bumps this topic.Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Cammy posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like Cammy because she is hot. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking HxH generals on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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  79. Why do I love Cammy so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Cammy isn't just the best character in the series, she might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging her walking through the Boat, all the guys swoon at her very scent. They know how she smells, the essence of her smell is sold under the the name of "Cat Orgasm." The very nature of Cammy is mystery. could she be playing a deeper game than even her creator realizes? The answer is yes, she has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever she sees fit. However, Cammy is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that she does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of Cammy is not one that is easily penetrated. Cammy is such a force of nature in her realm that nothing can truly touch her, the only thing keeping her bound to the page at all is her will to exist within the preordained boundaries of her world. Cammy is not only beyond the comprehension of us, she exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe her playful smile, her gourgeous and curvy hips, her gallant nose, and most importantly, her eyes. Her eyes, like pools of darkness, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Cammyu. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Cammy is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, she herself is the binding that holds the arc together. Without Cammy, the entire series, the entire world of Hunter x Hunter as we know it, crumbles.
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  85. Reminder that getting caught was only the first step of her master plan
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  88. If there is no misfit, you must acquit !!
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  94. What I would give to kidnap Zhang Lei and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. Zhang would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep Zhang in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive Zhang mad. I would dress Zhang like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab Zhang by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam Zhang all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see Zhang squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force Zhang to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things I would do to Zhang Lei.
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  101. Imagine how cool it must be to rape Fuugetsu.
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  103. Imagine pinning Fuugetsu down and holding her arms with her face against the floor as she begs you not to do it. At first Fuu would probably try to fight you but as she realizes that's she's just some inferior, weak cunt, Fuu immediately switches to begging and crying like a bitch because that's all women can really do.
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  105. Then you pull down Fuugetsu's jeans and underwear as her throat contracts and she becomes unable to speak because she's too scared and you see tears rolling down her cheeks, so you spread Fuu's legs apart with yours and gently insert the tip of your dick inside her anus. Fuugetsu would then gasp loudly just from the shock and mumble some retarded, unintelligible cunt bullshit because at that point her brain knows it's pointless to fight and all the fake self-esteem that society has been pumping into her completely goes out the window and in a moment she has an existential moment in which Fuu realizes her true place in life as a worthless fuck hole.
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  107. At first, as you rape Fuugetsu, she'd be relatively quiet because the pain isn't too bad at first, but as you go deeper and fuck her harder and Fuu realizes how powerless she is against the pain and humiliation you're inflicting upon her, she'd eventually go completely insane and start screaming for help as a last resort, but then you'd choke Fuu and your dick would get even harder from listening to the muffled gurgles coming out of her cunt mouth.
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  112. Reminder that Cammy could technically kill any PT member in a 1v1 fight
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  115. Cammy, Cammy; in this chapter she had no part,
  116. But Cammy is still in my heart!
  117. For Cammy is kind, cute and fun,
  118. And will be in the hearts of everyone!
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  125. Listen up, y'all, 'cause this is it
  126. The beat that I'm bangin' is de-li-cious
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  128. CAMMYLICIOUS definition make them boys go loco
  129. They want my treasure, so they get their pleasures from my photo
  130. You could see me, you can't squeeze me
  131. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
  132. I got reasons why I tease 'em
  133. Boys just come and go like seasons
  134. CAMMYLICIOUS (so delicious)
  135. But I ain't promiscuous
  136. And if you was suspicious
  137. All that shit is fictitious
  138. I blow kisses (mwah)
  139. That puts them boys on rock, rock
  140. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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  142. So delicious (It's hot, hot)
  143. So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
  144. So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
  145. I'm CAMMYLICIOUS (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
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  147. CAMMYLICIOUS def-, CAMMYLICIOUSdef-, CAMMYLICIOUS def...
  148. CAMMYLICIOUS definition make them boys go crazy
  149. They always claim they know me
  150. Comin' to me, callin' me Stacy (Hey, Stacy)
  151. I'm the C to the A M the M the M and Y
  152. And can't no other lady put it down like me
  153. I'm CAMMYLICIOUS (so delicious)
  154. My body stay vicious
  155. I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
  156. He's my witness (oh, wee)
  157. I put yo' boy on rock, rock
  158. And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)
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  160. So delicious (It's hot, hot)
  161. So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
  162. So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got)
  163. I'm CAMMYLICIOUS (hold, hold, hold up, check it out)
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  165. Baby, baby, baby
  166. If you really want me
  167. Honey, get some patience
  168. Maybe then you'll get a taste
  169. I'll be tasty, tasty
  170. I'll be laced with lacy
  171. It's so tasty, tasty
  172. It'll make you crazy
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  174. T to the A to the S T Y, girl, you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y, girl, you tasty
  175. D to the E to the L I C I O U S; D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it, Cammy
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  183. STFU and Look, I'm sick and tired of yall critisizing Cammy. I know EVERYTHING there is to know about Cammy. She is the best Prince out there, and if you don't think so, well you don't know HxH and you didn't even read Level E. Cammy may be a little nasty but that isn't all She is about. She is violent bacause she had somuch of it in her life! i mean she DID develop a risky hatsu. She going to lose a lot of loved ones too. She didn't start killing people until this ceremony. Maybe you all should give Cammy a chance. One day, i will meet Cammy and tell her all about what i think. Cammy is the best!
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