just read a Chinese joke.

I went to an interview at microsoft; the officer asked me: what's the retail price of office 7?
I said: 5 yuan...
The officer said: next person please...

I went to an interview at google; the office asked me: where did you find this job information?
I said: baidu.com
The officer said: next person please...

I thought through the interview failures and decided to be wise at answering questions.

Then I had an interview at Nokia; everything went smoothly. Then my cell phone went off: hello moto...
the office said: next person please...