Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien is a predator

Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien
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[8/20 8:07] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Thank you.
[8/20 8:07] Pie@ludikro sits in the captain's chair.
[8/20 8:07] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien sits in a chair.
[8/20 8:08] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Lets get to business
[8/20 8:08] [Local] Pie@ludikro: speak
[8/20 8:08] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Was Chris Hansen a Starfleet Dental?
[8/20 8:08] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we work with chris hansen on a partnership basis
[8/20 8:09] [Local] Pie@ludikro: officially he has no part in dental, but we call upon him from time to time
[8/20 8:09] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Why are you and how are you invade other peoples ships?
[8/20 8:10] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we do what we do because it is our sacred duty you see
[8/20 8:10] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we have been charged with a higher purpose
[8/20 8:10] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Strange answer, so let us skip that for now.
[8/20 8:11] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I am trying to find a lady, why do you bother me?
[8/20 8:11] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we find such things distasteful and offensive
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Pie@ludikro: drozana is a place of education
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Not any bad thing, i am just trying to find a nice lady
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we pride ourselves on dentistry and fire safety
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Pie@ludikro: you look for women to bring to your ship
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: in a game where you cant do any of that
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Pie@ludikro: so you can do...evil...things to them
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: oh? i did not do anything as you saw
[8/20 8:12] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we have spies everywhere
[8/20 8:13] [Local] Pie@ludikro: we exist in all fleets, all places
[8/20 8:13] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: then you spy is lying because i did nothing i am 100 percent sure
[8/20 8:13] [Local] Pie@ludikro: there is nothing you can do without us knowing
[8/20 8:13] [Local] Pie@ludikro: why do you go around to innocent women?
[8/20 8:13] [Local] Pie@ludikro: surely you realise calling everyone sweety is a disturbing course of action
[8/20 8:14] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: For a romantic relation.
[8/20 8:14] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: Find a nice lady that is all. I did no sexual things.
[8/20 8:14] [Local] Pie@ludikro: you are aware romance generally involves sex aren't you?
[8/20 8:14] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: show me screenshot of saying sex things then
[8/20 8:15] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: not in star trek online
[8/20 8:15] [Local] Pie@ludikro: dennis, i was there last night
[8/20 8:15] [Local] Pie@ludikro: i saw you telling women how you can do dirty things to them
[8/20 8:15] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: to be honest you are lying because i know i never said it
[8/20 8:15] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: show proof
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Pie@ludikro: you went around woman to woman wanting to get into their loins
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Pie@ludikro: do you deny your henious crimes?
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: a sick mind can interpret it as that
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: i wanted them to come to my ship
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: for company
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Pie@ludikro: you wanted erotic dances using nerve tonics!
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: i wanted a dance yes
[8/20 8:16] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: this is a RPG game
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Pie@ludikro: so, you approach innocent women, wanting to dance with them so you can drug them and have your wicked way with them!
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: excuse me no
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Pie@ludikro: you disgust me sir
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Pie@ludikro: THIS EXCHANGE IS OVER!
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: YOU ARE RUINING MY LIFE
[8/20 8:17] [Local] Pie@ludikro: DESTROY HIM!
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[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: hi sweety
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: who, me?
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: unless you are not the pretty girl over there, yes you sweety
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: what brings you here?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Business.  I have to settle some issues with the Federation presence here.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: If you are finished, why don't you join me for a drink on my ship?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: What ship is it?
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: just a frigate but i am moving onto better later
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Ah, I see.  Well, I do have a few minutes....
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: wonderful im going to go up to my ship and invite you
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Got it.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: wait here sweety
[System] Left channel "Zone".
[System] Joined channel "Zone".
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: hi sweety welcome to my ship
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Hm.  Doesn't have that same smell as a Klingon bird-of-prey
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: let me show you around
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: nope this ship is nice and clean
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: this is some officer who knows the name
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: another guy here
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: please have a seat thats the captians chair
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I think your chair's a bit low.  Have to stretch my feet out a bit.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: yeah this is a crappy old ship
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Hey now
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I think it has character.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: They don't really make ships like they used to.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: thats for sure
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: want to continue the tour?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: After you.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: this is my personal ready room
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: nice sofa here
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: some fish
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I think you have some sort of aquatic lifeforms breeding in that tank....right.  Fish.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: yes wish they werent here
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: lets continue the tour
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Why not?  Aren't they for eating?
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: please go to crew deck
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: ill show you the captians quarters
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: though here
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: now here are my quarters
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Wow.  There would never be room for such a huge room on my ship.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: yep at least the quarters are good on this ship
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: let me show you the bedroom
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: My entire living space is about....half, maybe two-thirds of this room.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: not surprised to here that
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: would you like a drink?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Actually, since you showed me yours, it's only fair I show you mine.  And I do have a case of Romulan ale on my ship.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: that sounds dam good
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: would love to see your ship sweety
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Well, wait for my transporter request.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: it will be an eternaty
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Here's my CIC.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: So this is your ship.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Not very roomy, but it is functional.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: quite nice really
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: may i sit?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Sure.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: more camfortable than i thought
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: My first officer, Talash.  Science officer Thedor.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: you got a good crew here
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I'm afraid the others are busy recalibrating the sensors and cloaking device, so they won't have time to talk.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Let's head down to the crew deck.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: that is fine sweety i understand
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: sounds good to me
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: quite dark
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I like the smaller corridors, personally
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: same here
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Tell me....
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: What would you like to know sweety?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Hm....sorry, I forgot.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Oh right
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Pale or dark Romulan Ale?
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I like mine dark personally.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Good.  I only have dark.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: good i answered dark then sweety
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: No wait, that's the brig.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: lead the way
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: You ever been on a Klingon ship before?
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: First time, hope it is not my last too.
[System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Mess hall
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: the mess hall
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Here's where my officers usually dine, it's actually a lot of fun in here
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: yeah the ale flows more free on a klingon ship i imagine
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I once got in a knife fight as a junior officer with my captain.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Right here.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: did you win?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Nope.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: well i hope you dont have any knife for me sweety
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: But he didn't kill me out of respect for my hubris.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Not today.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I don't kill guests onboard my ship.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: i am greateful
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: seem to be having a problem with your doors
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: ....right.  Restricted Area.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: i understand
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Sorry, I get lost trying to find my own quarters sometimes.
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: oh!
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I'm sorry, I forgot
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: yes sweety?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: I keep the Ale in my ready room, not my quarters.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: oh ok! no problem
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: then thats where we will go then
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Let's go get that drink now.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: cant wait
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Sorry, I tend to sleep in my ready room on long missions.
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: i think we have all done that
[Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: bridge?
[Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Yeah.
[Location: Ready Room]

[11:38] [Zone] Chris Hansen@wat: Please take a seat, Dennis Maxwell.
[11:38] [Zone] Chris Hansen@wat: I hear you've been engaging in some illegal activities. Is this true, Dennis Maxwell?
[11:38] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: whjo are you?
[11:38] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: What the FUCK?!
[11:38] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Who the hell are you and what are you doing here?!
[11:38] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: who the hell are you?
[11:38] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: take a seat
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: TAKE A SEAT
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: POLICE!@
[11:39] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: You brought Starfleet Dental onto MY SHIP.
[11:39] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: WHGAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
[11:39] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: How dare you
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: ARREST THIS MAN FOR PEDOPHILIA
[11:39] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: WHAT?
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: ENGAGING WITH MINORS
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: BREAKING THE LAW
[11:39] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: THE SPACE LAW
[11:39] [Local] Verossa@Immaryn: Fuck this, I'm out.
[11:39] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: I CAME HERE FOR A DRINK
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: SURE YOU DID
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: WHATS THIS IN YOUR POCKET?
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: CONDOMS?
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: ROOFIES?
[11:40] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: this is a damn joke
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: No, Dennis.
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: This is the law.
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: You can't escape the law.
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: Preying on minors in a VIDEO GAME
[11:40] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: OH FUDCKING DENTAL
[11:40] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: To live out your FANTASIES
[11:41] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: You've gone too far.
[11:41] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: What do you have to say for yourself?
[11:41] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: if you think i believe you are christ hansen think again
[11:41] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: he is on TB
[11:41] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: TB
[11:41] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: TV
[11:41] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: I am Chris Hansen of Dateline NBC
[11:41] [Local] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: FUCK YOU GUYS
[11:42] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: No, fuck you, Dennis
[11:42] [Local] Chris Hansen@wat: OPEN FIRE

[System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Engineering Office
[System] [NeighborhoodEntered] Engineering Office
Kyrandman@kyrandman: he left
Davejk@davejk: aaaand beamout
Chris Hansen@wat: good job guys
[Tell] Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: sorry sweety dental has been harasing me
[Tell] To Dennis Maxwell@captianobrien: they killed my officers, thanks for bringing them to my ship whatever you did
[Friend] Added @captianobrien to your ignore list.
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