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- This is a slightly edited version of the story I told to my irc buddies for entertainment, the comments of my friends were edited out and most
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- Become Death:
- Guys, you up for some storytiem?
- Just a quick little tidbit from my latest Dungeon crawl session.
- It's not long
- Like, I could probably tell it in less then 10 sentences. (Edit: I have never been this wrong before)
- Ok, so I'm playing Dungeon Crawl, things are going well; I'm a lvl 3 spriggan assassin, and I can utterly demolish anything and everything that gets in my way.
- I had an enchanted dagger, enchanted blowgun, some clothes, explosive and non-explosive sling ammo, poisonous needle, and some needles that caused you die painfully (my fav), needles were for the blowgun, and some various loot I had picked up in the dungeon.
- I had sling ammo, but you will notice there is no sling listed
- I didn't have a sling, so you can guess how psyched I was when I saw a hunter's sling on the corpse of a goblin I killed.
- But then I make the most n00b-est mistake one can make in a rougelike
- I actually wielded the sling I found
- I don't know what was going on in my head, but I was somehow surprised when the sling turned out to be cursed.
- And I couldn't take it off, because it was cursed.
- Since this was a weapon, it meant that my dagger and blowgun were off limits, which removed my means of crushing enemies to dust.
- But here come the cool part.
- I am running throw the dungeon, avoiding enemies, trying to find something that might un-curse my gear
- In my search, I came across a room filled with sleeping enemies.
- And I needed to get through it
- But, I was an assassin
- Which meant I could go full on dick-ass-thief if wanted to
- So I tried my hand sneaking through the room
- And almost made it out
- Then one enemy woke up
- Tried running anyway, but all the other enemies woke up on the same turn but the one enemy that woke up shouted to wake everyone else up
- And they surrounded me
- Take a moment to try and imagine this from my perspective:
- I doesn't seem like I could easily kill them off, seeing as I had a shitty cursed Sling
- I can't run, because they have surrounded me.
- So guess what I did?
- I swear this was probably the closest I will come to being an evil genius
- I took an exploding sling bullet
- and targeted myself
- and everybody dieded
- Except for me.
- Somehow.
- All hail your lord and ruler Become Death the lvl 3 Spriggan assassin.
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