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- 1
- 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,641
- Oh, you know what?
- I actually have to go
- 2
- 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,543
- 'cause my friend Tammy's
- going to be really mad.
- 3
- 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:14,046
- But, you have my number.
- 4
- 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,615
- - Yeah, it's Da...
- - Danielle.
- 5
- 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,651
- Danielle, right. Yeah, maybe next
- time, you can buy the drinks.
- 6
- 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,253
- Oh, we'll see.
- 7
- 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,655
- - It was good to meet you.
- - Yeah, you too.
- 8
- 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,058
- Who the hell was that? And when
- did you start talking?
- 9
- 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,327
- 'Cause I was sitting right next
- to you and then, pfft,
- you were gone.
- 10
- 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,162
- - I'm sneaky.
- - -You all were engaged, honey,
- 11
- 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,530
- just jabbering on and on,
- 12
- 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,132
- couldn't get a word in edgewise.
- 13
- 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:36,301
- - You? Never.
- - He seemed nice. Well, charming.
- 14
- 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,103
- But then again,
- charming can be deceiving
- 15
- 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,605
- so, but maybe you know better,
- 16
- 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,140
- 'cause you were so
- engaged with him.
- 17
- 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,741
- Was he? You all going to date?
- 18
- 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,210
- I don't know.
- I don't know,
- 19
- 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,514
- he just seemed like a
- typical LA guy, you know?
- 20
- 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,450
- And besides, I don't know
- if I'm ready for anything
- 21
- 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,751
- at the moment.
- 22
- 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,386
- Yeah, I feel you on that.
- 23
- 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,055
- I mean, you did just
- get out of something.
- 24
- 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,656
- Although, that was like
- six months ago, so.
- 25
- 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,391
- - Oh, you're counting?
- - I mean, now that I say it out
- 26
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,260
- loud, maybe it's time you
- get out there and explore?
- 27
- 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,694
- - Okay.
- - But then, again, I mean,
- 28
- 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,563
- being on your own can
- just be so liberating.
- 29
- 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,131
- - Yes, it can be.
- - You know, ya feel me?
- 30
- 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,266
- I do feel you.
- 31
- 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,600
- So we're splitting this Uber?
- 32
- 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,302
- Oh, no, actually,
- I'm staying at my friend
- 33
- 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,538
- Julia's around the corner,
- 'cause Ubers add up.
- 34
- 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,107
- Oh, yeah. You did say that,
- okay, well, good to see you,
- great to see you.
- 35
- 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,275
- Ooh, it was so good seeing you.
- 36
- 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,276
- See you soon.
- 37
- 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,310
- Yes, I had so much fun.
- 38
- 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,578
- I did, too. Get home safe.
- 39
- 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,579
- Text me when you get home.
- 40
- 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,448
- I will.
- 41
- 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,245
- Whoa!
- 42
- 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,647
- - God.
- - Dani, Danielle,
- 43
- 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,215
- you forgot your purse.
- 44
- 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,152
- Oh my God, I am so sorry.
- 45
- 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,319
- Yeah.
- 46
- 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,321
- Thank you.
- 47
- 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,490
- Yeah, you punched
- me in the fucking heart.
- 48
- 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,349
- Really good on all
- levels, actually...
- 49
- 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,386
- You know?
- 50
- 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,556
- Mm-hmm.
- 51
- 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:14,293
- Like, the first time we had real
- talk we quickly communicated...
- 52
- 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,594
- - and it was amazing!
- - Oh yeah, I'm so sorry
- 53
- 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,396
- about New Year's
- that was so annoying.
- 54
- 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,331
- - No, no, no, it's okay.
- - Yeah, but it was annoying.
- 55
- 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,366
- Stop, I just said we
- killed it communicating.
- 56
- 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,434
- All right.
- 57
- 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,835
- And clearly we can be dorks
- 58
- 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,704
- around each other, so.
- 59
- 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,778
- Ew.
- 60
- 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,813
- I don't know
- what you're talking about.
- 61
- 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,353
- Plus we have this thing where
- it's like you can instantly
- 62
- 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,488
- - tell when I'm feeling off.
- - Tell when you're off.
- 63
- 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,890
- - Stop.
- - Stop.
- 64
- 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,392
- - Stop it, you dork!
- - Stop it, you dork, ooh!
- 65
- 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,328
- God, you know what?
- Just forget it.
- 66
- 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,363
- Forget it, forget it.
- 67
- 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,366
- I'm kidding.
- 68
- 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,334
- But see?
- 69
- 00:03:55,336 --> 00:04:00,405
- Well, to be fair the only
- reason why I could do that
- 70
- 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:04,343
- was because you brought
- that up a couple times.
- 71
- 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:07,579
- - That's so gross.
- - No, it's not gross.
- 72
- 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,648
- - I know it is. You hate it.
- - No, it's not.
- 73
- 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,583
- I don't hate it, it's sweet.
- 74
- 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,517
- Mm-hmm.
- 75
- 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,919
- It's sweet.
- 76
- 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,557
- Okay, well, in that case.
- 77
- 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,926
- Ruhro.
- 78
- 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,662
- No, no ruhros.
- 79
- 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,898
- My mom's coming into
- town this weekend
- 80
- 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,936
- and I told her about that
- breakfast place around
- the corner.
- 81
- 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:35,307
- Breakfast nook, what do...
- what is a nook?
- 82
- 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,643
- They were always using that,
- what is that?
- 83
- 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:42,914
- So, we're going to,
- we're going to that place
- 84
- 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,050
- at like 10 on Sunday morning...
- 85
- 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,818
- Mm.
- 86
- 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,786
- For breakfast.
- 87
- 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,854
- And I figured since
- 88
- 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,922
- it's right there
- 89
- 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,492
- that maybe you could
- come meet us?
- 90
- 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,296
- Umm...
- 91
- 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,298
- Nope, see?
- 92
- 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,466
- You were right not to use it.
- 93
- 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,604
- 'Cause it just seems like
- an adjacent small room
- 94
- 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,838
- from a larger room.
- 95
- 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,741
- Damien, can you meet up with us?
- 96
- 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,077
- Umm...
- 97
- 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,349
- I got to take Alan
- to the airport.
- 98
- 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,918
- Okay, well, you said
- his flight was at nine,
- 99
- 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,087
- so you have to drop him
- off by eight at least, so...
- 100
- 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,323
- Wow, we got an elephant
- over here.
- 101
- 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,757
- So.
- 102
- 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,858
- Memory-wise, obviously.
- 103
- 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,793
- Damien.
- 104
- 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,727
- Memory-wise.
- 105
- 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,462
- Oh my, come on!
- 106
- 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,067
- Can you see how I feel
- 107
- 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,435
- that morning?
- 108
- 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,538
- Yeah.
- 109
- 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:42,441
- Yeah, I'm sorry,
- I didn't mean to
- 110
- 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,942
- - push it.
- - No, no, no.
- 111
- 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,750
- I just wanted the two
- people I love to meet.
- 112
- 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,420
- You know?
- 113
- 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,527
- I love you.
- 114
- 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,966
- Cough, cough.
- 115
- 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:12,904
- Fuck.
- 116
- 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:18,744
- Look Damien, I didn't expect
- this, and at this point
- 117
- 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,912
- I really feel like
- something needs to be done
- 118
- 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:24,983
- because I am starting
- to feel nice,
- 119
- 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,853
- I get excited to see you, and...
- 120
- 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,556
- And I get that little
- jolt in my stomach
- 121
- 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,824
- whenever you text me.
- 122
- 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,828
- And it feels like
- high school again.
- 123
- 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,599
- And I wasn't expecting to
- feel like high school again.
- 124
- 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,604
- How long have we been dating?
- 125
- 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,072
- - Seven months.
- - Three months.
- 126
- 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,509
- - Seven months.
- - Seven months, great.
- 127
- 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,544
- Put your fucking hand down.
- 128
- 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,515
- Look, you're... you're great,
- 129
- 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,152
- and we are great.
- 130
- 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,756
- Like the fucking connection,
- the fucking communication,
- 131
- 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,125
- the fucking, it's all great.
- 132
- 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,636
- Nothing?
- 133
- 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:18,837
- Okay.
- 134
- 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,138
- Wait.
- 135
- 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,973
- Dani, come on. Please, wait.
- 136
- 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,009
- Just forget it,
- I deserve better!
- 137
- 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,846
- I deserve somebody who wants
- me as much as I want them,
- 138
- 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,515
- and you can't even
- kiss me in public!
- 139
- 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:34,186
- And you know what?
- It does not have to be
- some whole big thing,
- 140
- 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,824
- it is just a brunch.
- 141
- 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,659
- And you know what?
- I don't even have to introduce
- you as my boyfriend, okay,
- 142
- 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,727
- because God forbid, right?
- 143
- 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:43,829
- So.
- 144
- 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,096
- Oh, my God.
- 145
- 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,034
- I'm done.
- 146
- 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:54,973
- I am... done with not knowing
- where I stand with you.
- 147
- 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,508
- So, you know what?
- 148
- 00:07:56,510 --> 00:08:00,645
- Here's your stupid
- fucking spare key.
- 149
- 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,049
- Goddammit.
- 150
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,220
- - Please don't. Please.
- - Just forget it!
- 151
- 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,922
- Just forget it.
- 152
- 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,025
- Actually,
- 153
- 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:19,731
- you should hear it,
- and you should let it sink in.
- 154
- 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,836
- I am not a coward,
- and I'm not too much of a child
- 155
- 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,638
- to deal with my own emotions.
- 156
- 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,873
- So at least I'm owning it.
- 157
- 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,843
- I love you, Damien.
- 158
- 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,082
- I love you and I feel
- like such an idiot.
- 159
- 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,723
- So you know what?
- I just hope you know
- this is the last memory
- 160
- 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,726
- that you have of me, goodbye.
- 161
- 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,853
- Danielle?
- 162
- 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,179
- Travis?
- 163
- 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:49,981
- Hey, hey, you okay?
- 164
- 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,982
- Drank a lot,
- 165
- 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,983
- no, I just want my bed.
- 166
- 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,284
- Okay.
- 167
- 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,886
- I was about to call the police.
- 168
- 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,788
- All right, Johnny, I got it,
- I got it.
- 169
- 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,390
- I was about to fucking
- call the police on you.
- 170
- 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,091
- All right, all right,
- get some rest.
- 171
- 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,760
- - Can we please go?
- - Fashion police.
- 172
- 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,695
- - No argyle after Labor Day.
- - Okay, okay.
- 173
- 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,722
- You been
- together for a little bit?
- 174
- 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,828
- Try two years, happily married.
- 175
- 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,497
- Yeah, is that surprising?
- 176
- 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,801
- It just seems like
- you guys, you start now.
- 177
- 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,738
- Near the beginning,
- the honeymoon phase.
- 178
- 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:24,275
- Yeah, you know what?
- That's because he actually
- told me about his obsession
- 179
- 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,011
- with human flesh on our
- one year anniversary.
- 180
- 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,381
- So you know at that point
- I was kind of had to
- accept it, unfortunately.
- 181
- 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,518
- Yeah, I just can't get
- enough of it, driver.
- 182
- 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,153
- Stop, stop.
- 183
- 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,456
- - I hate you.
- - I know.
- 184
- 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,200
- Oh, yeah, it's just
- right up here.
- 185
- 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,468
- Great.
- 186
- 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:55,507
- It's nice to see two married
- people in LA that still
- look happy.
- 187
- 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,013
- - Hey, what's up?
- - Hey.
- 188
- 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,515
- I made it.
- 189
- 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,016
- Jesus, did you get
- any sleep at all?
- 190
- 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,552
- Ah, welcome to Hollywood.
- 191
- 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,820
- Thanks, buddy.
- 192
- 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,921
- Sorry I didn't pick you up.
- 193
- 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,922
- Oh, that's okay.
- 194
- 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,890
- Yeah, how was the Uber?
- 195
- 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,158
- Oh, really good actually,
- 196
- 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,325
- real friendly guy,
- who talk about
- 197
- 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,426
- chandeliers, turn out he...
- 198
- 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,961
- Dani broke up with me.
- 199
- 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,802
- Yeah, then she just stormed out.
- 200
- 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,237
- Wow, well, it's strange.
- 201
- 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,540
- Yeah, it's so strange,
- so strange, right?
- 202
- 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,275
- I was going to say it's
- strange because...
- 203
- 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,510
- Yeah, it's strange, like
- what is this, an ultimatum?
- 204
- 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,146
- So strange, you're not alone
- with the thinking
- that it's strange.
- 205
- 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,149
- No, what I was going to say
- is that in the entire time
- 206
- 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,151
- you've been out here
- I don't think
- 207
- 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,354
- you've dated anyone for
- more than two months, so.
- 208
- 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,491
- Now that's true.
- 209
- 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,459
- Yeah, I just figured
- you were like making up
- 210
- 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,029
- for lost time, or something.
- 211
- 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,431
- Are you going to eat?
- 212
- 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,234
- Oh no, I'm not hungry.
- 213
- 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,174
- So, what do you want to do?
- 214
- 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,010
- I figured we'd hit some
- of the Hollywood staples,
- 215
- 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,547
- you know, Grauman's Chinese
- Theatre, Santa Monica Pier.
- 216
- 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,383
- - Yeah, we can do that.
- - Staples Center.
- 217
- 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,887
- Maybe tonight we just
- stay in and chill,
- 218
- 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,288
- watch a movie or something?
- 219
- 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,359
- Yeah, sure, yeah, you must
- be going through some stuff.
- 220
- 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,395
- Oh, no, no, no, I'm,
- no, it's just,
- 221
- 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,931
- maybe we could catch up,
- you know, I'm fine.
- 222
- 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,472
- <i>All right, shall we go out?</i>
- 223
- 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,008
- <i>Yeah, we could, we could.</i>
- 224
- 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,645
- I'm a little terrified to
- drink right now, but yeah.
- 225
- 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,046
- Okay.
- 226
- 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,381
- Or we can just get dinner.
- 227
- 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,283
- Maybe we can watch
- another movie?
- 228
- 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,087
- Sure.
- 229
- 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,273
- <i>You're screwing
- Willy Walden, aren't you?</i>
- 230
- 00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:53,458
- <i>Aren't you?</i>
- 231
- 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,261
- That's just like how
- our breakup is.
- 232
- 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,629
- Yeah.
- 233
- 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,063
- <i>And I'm moving out of here!</i>
- 234
- 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,368
- See, that's it.
- 235
- 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,404
- You know? Like...
- 236
- 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,440
- Naked and at his
- most vulnerable.
- 237
- 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,911
- Yet, she accepts him.
- 238
- 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,015
- Yeah, that's what we
- want right there.
- 239
- 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:21,152
- I mean, Sara was cheating
- on him before,
- 240
- 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,421
- so it's like different
- circumstances, but.
- 241
- 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,323
- Yeah, right, exactly.
- 242
- 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,557
- I guess I know what you mean.
- 243
- 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,026
- You get it, you get it.
- 244
- 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,163
- All right, well what
- do you want to do now?
- 245
- 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,198
- I don't know, man,
- I'm kind of wiped.
- 246
- 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,700
- I think I'm going
- to hit the hay.
- 247
- 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,668
- Okay.
- 248
- 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,037
- But, I really want to see
- 249
- 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,506
- some stuff tomorrow, please.
- 250
- 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,241
- Sure, sure. Um...
- 251
- 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,578
- Oh, if you wake up
- before me I have a...
- 252
- 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,417
- I have a spare key,
- 253
- 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,252
- there's a coffee shop
- 254
- 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,154
- two blocks from here.
- 255
- 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,190
- What are you doing?
- 256
- 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,458
- I have a spare bedroom just
- 257
- 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,726
- down the hall here.
- 258
- 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,636
- I feel good, man,
- I feel optimistic.
- 259
- 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,638
- Great, man.
- 260
- 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,440
- Yeah.
- 261
- 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,279
- Hope you get some rest.
- 262
- 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,148
- You too.
- 263
- 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,055
- Cool, good night.
- 264
- 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,156
- Good night.
- 265
- 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,129
- I just figured 'cause
- there's... there's no bouncer.
- 266
- 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,101
- Nope, nope.
- 267
- 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,203
- What can I get for you?
- 268
- 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,240
- I think I'm going to try
- one of those amber ales,
- 269
- 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,171
- the Famous Amber Ale
- you got over there.
- 270
- 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,149
- - Ooh.
- - That'll be seven, please.
- 271
- 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,383
- Okay, great.
- 272
- 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,487
- - You can keep it open.
- - What?
- 273
- 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,323
- I just said you can go
- ahead and keep that open.
- 274
- 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,330
- Hey, you should go
- ahead and drink up
- 275
- 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,398
- because there's a painting
- in the bathroom
- 276
- 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,533
- with boobies on it.
- 277
- 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,836
- Oh, all right.
- 278
- 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,816
- Dah!
- 279
- 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,153
- This amber ale's amazing.
- 280
- 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,647
- So, this is like
- a school night or something?
- 281
- 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,183
- Why do you continue to talk?
- 282
- 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,242
- I wasn't shooting
- myself because of you.
- 283
- 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,778
- What?
- 284
- 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,845
- The pantomime, I wasn't
- 285
- 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,214
- shooting myself in the head
- 286
- 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,415
- because you looked up at me.
- 287
- 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,217
- I was pretending to be you while
- 288
- 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,551
- that other guy was
- talking to you.
- 289
- 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,819
- Ah.
- 290
- 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,421
- So, you live around here?
- 291
- 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,263
- I'm not going to tell
- you where I live.
- 292
- 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,959
- Let me rephrase,
- 293
- 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:30,995
- do you frequent this
- establishment?
- 294
- 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,297
- Sure.
- 295
- 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,299
- So?
- 296
- 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,469
- Carol.
- 297
- 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,937
- Carol, I'm Jeff.
- 298
- 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,675
- So what's the deal
- with all the...
- 299
- 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,777
- Can I get a whiskey over here?
- 300
- 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,247
- What is up, dame?
- 301
- 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,881
- Wait, what did you just call me?
- 302
- 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,817
- Da man.
- 303
- 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,519
- Oh, okay, for a second
- there I thought
- 304
- 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,656
- you actually said
- my actual name,
- 305
- 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,458
- like you memorized the
- license or something.
- 306
- 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,595
- Da man yeah, da man,
- yeah, that's funny.
- 307
- 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,030
- Actually, I thought
- you were a girl when
- 308
- 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,933
- you're asking for
- a drink so I said, dame,
- 309
- 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,302
- if I'm being honest.
- 310
- 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:19,677
- Oh, okay, I think I liked
- the other version better,
- 311
- 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,413
- but nonetheless,
- what's your name?
- 312
- 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,614
- The.
- 313
- 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,551
- I'm sorry, The, The,
- what's the last name?
- 314
- 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,919
- Bartender.
- 315
- 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,989
- Oh, all right.
- 316
- 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,693
- Well, I guess there's
- not a lot of wiggle room
- 317
- 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,828
- in career paths, huh?
- 318
- 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,996
- Damien.
- 319
- 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,665
- What can I get you?
- 320
- 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:45,002
- I'm going to have a whiskey,
- hold the rocks,
- 321
- 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,439
- double style.
- 322
- 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,974
- So, double whiskey neat.
- 323
- 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,711
- - Yes.
- - Okay.
- 324
- 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,052
- Thank you, the tab's Booster.
- 325
- 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,565
- Are you okay?
- 326
- 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,666
- - Yeah, sorry.
- - Here.
- 327
- 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,435
- No, no, you're fine.
- 328
- 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,504
- Well, well, Prince Charming, eh?
- 329
- 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,507
- - Aw.
- - I want one.
- 330
- 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,514
- You guys need to
- be quiet 'cause my guest
- is sleeping.
- 331
- 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,017
- Oh, we'll be quiet.
- 332
- 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,120
- This place is nice.
- 333
- 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,421
- Yeah, it's all right.
- 334
- 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,590
- No, I like it! Right, Becca?
- 335
- 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,958
- Yeah, I mean, it's really...
- 336
- 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,360
- Fuck!
- 337
- 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,795
- This whiskey is amazing.
- 338
- 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,697
- It's so smooth.
- 339
- 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,965
- I mean, it's all right, I guess.
- 340
- 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,400
- It so smooth, right, Becca?
- 341
- 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,801
- I mean, I haven't tried it.
- 342
- 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,936
- It's so smooth.
- 343
- 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,671
- None of that dragon throat
- 344
- 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,606
- shit for us, guy.
- 345
- 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,508
- Dragon what now?
- 346
- 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,777
- Fuck yeah, this guy.
- 347
- 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,715
- Not for this guy, I mean.
- 348
- 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,883
- Woo!
- 349
- 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:12,523
- - What the fuck bullshit
- are you saying?
- - I'm not.
- 350
- 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,625
- You know, you really chased us,
- didn't you?
- 351
- 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,626
- Chased is a bit...
- 352
- 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,994
- Yeah, you stalked us up.
- 353
- 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,497
- I mean the shoe fell off.
- 354
- 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,534
- I'm fucking with you dude,
- we like you.
- 355
- 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,468
- Right, Becca?
- 356
- 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,569
- Yeah, I mean...
- 357
- 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,771
- I mean, we were like flirting
- 358
- 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:27,772
- from a distance
- 359
- 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,840
- for like awhile.
- 360
- 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,543
- Right, well, that's
- what I was saying.
- 361
- 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,445
- Right, that's what I was saying.
- 362
- 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,783
- Man, you are, you're funny,
- you know that?
- 363
- 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,818
- - I mean...
- - You are.
- 364
- 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,686
- You know that, right?
- 365
- 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,589
- Do you want a bump?
- 366
- 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,757
- No, I'm okay.
- 367
- 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,893
- Oh God, look at this place,
- 368
- 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,161
- it's so swanky.
- 369
- 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,696
- For a two bedroom, Jesus.
- 370
- 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,498
- I mean, it's an apartment.
- 371
- 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,900
- You know, you like
- saying that a lot.
- 372
- 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,868
- - What?
- - I mean.
- 373
- 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,070
- - I do?
- - Yeah, are you?
- 374
- 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,639
- - Am I?
- - Mean.
- 375
- 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,842
- - Wait, what?
- - It's not a hard question.
- 376
- 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:09,447
- Oh, oh God, oh, oh, oh God,
- 377
- 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,649
- do you have a bathroom?
- 378
- 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,217
- Yeah, right down the
- hallway to the right.
- 379
- 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,019
- - Can I use it?
- - Yep.
- 380
- 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,221
- Yep.
- 381
- 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,956
- Gotcha!
- 382
- 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,492
- You are so gullible.
- 383
- 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,160
- Oh, God.
- 384
- 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,663
- Man, I love this hallway.
- 385
- 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,532
- It's so smooth!
- 386
- 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,747
- Hey.
- 387
- 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,584
- Hello.
- 388
- 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,834
- Your place is nice.
- 389
- 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,806
- I mean, maybe not as smooth
- as she says it is, but...
- 390
- 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,248
- Yeah, like I said,
- it's an apartment.
- 391
- 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,279
- That bar is cool,
- first time I'd been.
- 392
- 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,648
- Yeah, at that bar?
- 393
- 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:21,118
- You know I came up
- with the shoe idea,
- 394
- 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,153
- shoe doesn't just fall off.
- 395
- 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:25,923
- Figured.
- 396
- 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,626
- Yeah, Prince Charming,
- 397
- 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,996
- you know I always loved
- that movie.
- 398
- 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:35,633
- And I mean,
- you did pick up my shoe, so.
- 399
- 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,134
- Then it works.
- 400
- 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,270
- You know, she's crazy.
- 401
- 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,238
- She's out for the fun of it all.
- 402
- 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,973
- It seems that way.
- 403
- 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,309
- But I was the one who saw
- you and pointed you out.
- 404
- 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,213
- I thought you were so
- charismatic and confident.
- 405
- 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,883
- Told her, let's take
- him back to our place
- 406
- 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,184
- and let him line us up naked.
- 407
- 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,787
- What's this shit
- 408
- 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,289
- you're listening to?
- 409
- 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,724
- Oh no, no, no.
- 410
- 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,696
- Actually, Becca.
- 411
- 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,164
- Come here. Come here!
- 412
- 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:22,006
- All right, you ready,
- charming prince?
- 413
- 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,774
- Were you guys both
- in the bathroom?
- 414
- 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,075
- Did you miss us?
- 415
- 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,181
- What the fuck was that?
- 416
- 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,183
- It was the neighbor, were you
- guys both in the bathroom?
- 417
- 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,320
- Fuck off, dude, we're trying
- to have a threesome here!
- 418
- 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,131
- You coming, Nancy boy?
- 419
- 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,032
- Come on.
- 420
- 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,267
- Nancy boy.
- 421
- 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,670
- Oh shit, that's my name.
- 422
- 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,737
- What the fuck?
- 423
- 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,105
- I never thought of that.
- 424
- 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,342
- Come on.
- 425
- 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,381
- Come on!
- 426
- 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,252
- Join in.
- 427
- 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:13,957
- I'm going to sit down
- for a minute.
- 428
- 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:27,498
- Well, well, well, you realize
- winter isn't over, right?
- 429
- 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,168
- I'm surprised you're
- not still hibernating.
- 430
- 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,936
- All right, it's good
- to see you, man.
- 431
- 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,538
- Good to see you, player.
- 432
- 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:37,007
- Now, this place isn't
- the swankiest but,
- 433
- 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,443
- the girls here are fire.
- 434
- 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,078
- After you, bud.
- 435
- 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,249
- Oh my gosh, you were so right,
- going out tonight was going to
- be a total crap shoot.
- 436
- 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,483
- - A shit show.
- - Staying in was weird,
- 437
- 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,519
- not going to lie,
- but I loved it.
- 438
- 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:50,454
- It was quaint, and desolate.
- 439
- 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,055
- - But we're going out next year.
- - All right.
- 440
- 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,423
- But you know pizza, ice cream,
- 441
- 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,292
- and champagne with my girl
- 442
- 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:59,129
- was just so, you know,
- mm, it was just so...
- 443
- 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,130
- Perfect.
- 444
- 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,132
- Deca... ooh, whoa.
- 445
- 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,001
- Have you seen Jennifer's IG?
- 446
- 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,804
- - No, why?
- - She's like sucking face with
- 447
- 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,006
- twins, twins, Dani.
- 448
- 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:12,009
- - They're like models.
- - Oh, my God, he's cute.
- 449
- 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,877
- - That's gross.
- - They're cute.
- 450
- 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,345
- But also kind of hot.
- 451
- 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,014
- I don't know, like why would
- 452
- 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:21,185
- a brother and a brother, like...
- 453
- 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,555
- - Seriously!
- - Oh, my God!
- 454
- 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:25,923
- Tammy, I love you.
- 455
- 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,391
- OMG, I love you.
- 456
- 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,926
- - Happy New Year's.
- - Happy New Year, babe.
- 457
- 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,895
- This is our year,
- I feel it in my bones.
- 458
- 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,931
- Not mine, 'cause
- I'm chunking up that
- 459
- 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,200
- white chocolate chunk
- on-dairy and gluten-free carbs
- 460
- 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,167
- in your bushes.
- 461
- 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,268
- - Oh?
- - Yeah.
- 462
- 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,403
- It's that kind of year? Okay.
- 463
- 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,605
- Yeah, it is that kind of year.
- 464
- 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,207
- Are you okay?
- 465
- 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:48,212
- Oh my gosh okay, go, go,
- go, go, go, get home safe.
- 466
- 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,694
- I'll text you when I get home.
- 467
- 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,283
- Becca, Becca, Becca,
- Becca, Becca, Becca!
- 468
- 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,220
- Oh, thank God.
- 469
- 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,893
- Oh, shit.
- 470
- 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,630
- Little adorable Becca.
- 471
- 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,269
- Little Becca.
- 472
- 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,439
- Oh, fuck.
- 473
- 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,343
- Fuck.
- 474
- 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,184
- This is my best friend.
- 475
- 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,187
- Hi, I'm Jennifer.
- 476
- 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,489
- Oh, fuck!
- 477
- 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:10,962
- Damien.
- 478
- 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,630
- Hey, Damien.
- 479
- 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,366
- Hey, man, Bob's pretty pissed.
- 480
- 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:20,070
- Aw, man, aw, what time is it?
- 481
- 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,571
- I heard you scream.
- 482
- 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:27,344
- Yeah, that was the knock,
- it startled me a little bit.
- 483
- 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:30,047
- Yeah, it was before I knocked.
- 484
- 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,081
- Was it?
- 485
- 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,249
- Yeah.
- 486
- 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,252
- Yeah, oh, I stubbed my toe.
- 487
- 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:36,620
- Were you sleep walking?
- 488
- 00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:42,025
- No, my buddy, he's crashing
- here, and he got up
- 489
- 00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:43,727
- without his glasses,
- he was all disoriented
- 490
- 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,262
- going to the bathroom, so.
- 491
- 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,265
- So your buddy stubbed
- his toe then?
- 492
- 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,033
- Yeah.
- 493
- 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:55,372
- No, no, sorry, he got up
- without glasses, disoriented,
- 494
- 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,441
- going to the bathroom and
- then I walked in a big hole.
- 495
- 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,608
- It's none of my business,
- all right?
- 496
- 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,277
- - Whole thing.
- - I just...
- 497
- 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:04,348
- Bob's pretty pissed about
- the noise, okay?
- 498
- 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,750
- Well, Bob can suck a dick.
- 499
- 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,219
- Come on, just be mindful.
- 500
- 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,221
- Mindful?
- 501
- 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,156
- - Yes.
- - I don't want my buddy's
- 502
- 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,392
- one and only trip to Hollywood
- 503
- 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:19,296
- to be fucking ruined
- because Bob is being a baby.
- 504
- 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,064
- You know what's weird, Greg?
- 505
- 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:25,302
- Is I have met every single
- person in this complex,
- 506
- 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:30,741
- I have yet to see
- my neighbor, Bob.
- 507
- 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,311
- What is that all about?
- 508
- 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,380
- - Who the hell is Bob?
- - Bob's your neighbor,
- 509
- 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,415
- I don't know what else to say.
- 510
- 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:42,019
- Oh right, well, I think
- you're missing my point, but...
- 511
- 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:45,055
- I just want you to keep it down
- 512
- 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,591
- so Bob doesn't call the cops,
- and I don't have to come
- 513
- 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,559
- bang on your door at three
- in the morning, okay?
- 514
- 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:51,361
- Okay.
- 515
- 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,430
- - That's fair, right?
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 516
- 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,165
- Bullshit!
- 517
- 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,735
- Oh, man.
- 518
- 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,038
- - Hey, listen, man.
- - It's late, so we were just...
- 519
- 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,607
- It's none of my business or
- anything, but I kind
- 520
- 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,244
- of heard and saw Dani like
- storm off last night.
- 521
- 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,114
- What?
- 522
- 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,783
- Yeah, and I want you to know
- 523
- 00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,684
- I'm sorry, all right?
- 524
- 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,120
- I'm your friend if you
- need anyone to talk to.
- 525
- 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,822
- I don't want to see you
- drowning your sorrows
- 526
- 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:21,324
- in meaningless hookups, or
- whatever you're doing in there.
- 527
- 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,163
- No, no, I'm... no.
- 528
- 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,832
- Yes, okay.
- 529
- 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:32,769
- Before you start talking
- with this next time
- 530
- 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,604
- you can talk to me with this.
- 531
- 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:39,743
- Thanks, Greg, appreciate it,
- I'm okay, I'm good.
- 532
- 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,711
- - Okay, I'm here,
- I'm your friend.
- - I'm going to get some rest.
- 533
- 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,780
- Thank you, thank you,
- appreciate that.
- 534
- 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,449
- - Goodnight.
- - I'm going to go right
- 535
- 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:46,616
- to bed, you should too.
- 536
- 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,842
- - Hey.
- - Hey, Damien?
- 537
- 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,511
- Yeah, yeah, I mean
- yeah, I called you.
- 538
- 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:50,480
- I found this girl on
- the sidewalk passed out
- 539
- 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,516
- and I've been drinking.
- 540
- 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:58,155
- So, I was thinking I
- would give you 40 bucks
- 541
- 00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:01,424
- and she has her keys and you
- just put her in her room.
- 542
- 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,427
- What are we supposed
- to do you know,
- 543
- 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,429
- like leave her on the sidewalk?
- 544
- 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,866
- No, I don't...
- 545
- 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,803
- Come on.
- 546
- 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:14,805
- No.
- 547
- 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,477
- - All right.
- - All right. Okay.
- 548
- 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,245
- Okay, you have my info, right?
- 549
- 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,548
- Text me when it's all done.
- 550
- 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,419
- Watch out, that's, random girl.
- 551
- 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:30,754
- There you go.
- 552
- 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,925
- Okay, awesome.
- 553
- 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:38,762
- You know, we're doing a
- good thing here, right?
- 554
- 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:40,297
- Okay.
- 555
- 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,857
- Morning buddy,
- slept like a rock. I'm going
- 556
- 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,493
- to get us some coffees and we'll
- see some Hollywood bullshit?
- 557
- 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,661
- Cool.
- 558
- 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:12,929
- Yes!
- 559
- 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,482
- Like, posting left and right.
- 560
- 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,050
- I really wouldn't
- read into that.
- 561
- 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:10,553
- She's all happy
- out and about doing things.
- 562
- 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,823
- Dude, you of all people should
- know that what you post online
- isn't always what reality is.
- 563
- 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:17,727
- You of all people should know
- what you post online isn't...
- 564
- 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,496
- Buddy, you are number 58
- 565
- 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,731
- on the podcast charts,
- that's awesome.
- 566
- 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,633
- Maybe you should go to
- brunch, just show up,
- 567
- 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,502
- show that you care,
- all will be fine.
- 568
- 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,813
- Ever feel like you're like...
- 569
- 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:44,521
- just going to wake up one day
- alone, old, thinking like...
- 570
- 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:48,358
- I was just at prom with Carol.
- 571
- 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,461
- No, because Carol and I
- didn't go to the prom.
- 572
- 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,396
- I think there's something
- seriously wrong with me.
- 573
- 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,865
- Like, I'm seeing things,
- 574
- 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,770
- or maybe they're real, I don't
- know, I don't know, I just...
- 575
- 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,473
- I feel like my past is
- going to catch up to me
- 576
- 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,742
- and it's going to
- kill me, literally.
- 577
- 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,579
- Like I'm going to
- wake up a corpse.
- 578
- 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,581
- Wake up a corpse?
- 579
- 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,650
- Buddy, those things cancel
- each other out.
- 580
- 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:15,518
- You of all people should
- resonate with that.
- 581
- 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,686
- Well, how is that?
- 582
- 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,057
- Living in Otero County.
- 583
- 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,093
- Buddy, I like Otero County.
- 584
- 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,396
- That's it.
- 585
- 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,431
- What's it?
- 586
- 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,700
- I'm going to record you
- on the podcast.
- 587
- 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,635
- No, I don't think that's
- a good idea.
- 588
- 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:34,671
- Yes, yes, it's
- a great idea, buddy.
- 589
- 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:39,809
- Yeah!
- 590
- 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,077
- All right.
- 591
- 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,080
- We're all set up here.
- 592
- 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,884
- - Don't be nervous.
- - No, no, just a little
- 593
- 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,952
- strange being here.
- 594
- 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,019
- Yeah, you'll be fine, you've
- 595
- 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,388
- listened to my show before?
- 596
- 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,056
- Of course, yeah.
- 597
- 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,158
- Just be real, you know?
- 598
- 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,826
- - Authentic.
- - All right, I get that,
- 599
- 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,994
- - I just...
- - That's all.
- 600
- 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,496
- Okay.
- 601
- 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,869
- Thank you for tuning in,
- we are Reality TV,
- 602
- 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,737
- I am your hose Damien Booster,
- 603
- 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,139
- we are reality talking voices,
- 604
- 00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:11,841
- real people, real thoughts,
- no bullshit.
- 605
- 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,843
- Today we have a special guest
- all the way from
- 606
- 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:16,546
- my hometown, Otero County,
- New Mexico.
- 607
- 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,081
- He happens to be the manager
- 608
- 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,550
- of The Heart of the
- Desert Pistachio Ranch.
- 609
- 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,585
- - What's that all about?
- - Well, we have a selection of
- 610
- 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,521
- all-natural,
- homegrown pistachios
- 611
- 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:26,055
- and fine wines, we also
- 612
- 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,624
- have award winning cheeses.
- 613
- 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,059
- Did we stop?
- What, what happened?
- 614
- 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,028
- Did I do something wrong?
- 615
- 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,998
- No, no, no, you're
- good, it's just...
- 616
- 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,734
- It's not like raw or
- gritty, so I'm just.
- 617
- 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:42,972
- Okay I got it, what is
- the craziest customer
- 618
- 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,608
- you've ever dealt with
- at the ranch?
- 619
- 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:50,480
- Okay, yeah, this one guy,
- he got really drunk,
- 620
- 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,515
- he had a whole bottle
- of wine on the patio,
- 621
- 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:55,985
- and then he started drunkenly
- tossing the pistachio shells
- 622
- 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,687
- on the counter by
- the cash register.
- 623
- 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,522
- And Natalie's like
- whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 624
- 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,891
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
- the shit is that?
- 625
- 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,092
- No good?
- 626
- 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,994
- A guy starts throwing pistachio
- 627
- 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:06,563
- shells on the counter,
- that's terrible.
- 628
- 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:07,630
- Well you didn't let me finish.
- 629
- 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,798
- It became this whole scene,
- 630
- 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,099
- - the place was packed.
- - No,
- 631
- 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,668
- - that's awful.
- - A fight it's broke out.
- 632
- 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,069
- That's awful, but...
- 633
- 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,075
- What's the craziest thing you
- 634
- 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,110
- and your lady do in the bedroom?
- 635
- 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,881
- I'm not answering that.
- 636
- 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,150
- Why?
- 637
- 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,252
- Are you afraid of getting real?
- 638
- 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:31,187
- No, I'm not, I just...
- 639
- 00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:36,493
- Gah, come on dude, we had
- something good going there.
- 640
- 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:37,994
- - I don't love that.
- - Why?
- 641
- 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,562
- Because it's way too personal.
- 642
- 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,763
- But that's what this show is,
- 643
- 00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,065
- it's all about being personal.
- 644
- 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,501
- Yes, and I get that,
- I love that,
- 645
- 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,835
- we listen to you all the time.
- 646
- 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,003
- - I appreciate that.
- - But that means
- 647
- 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,271
- she listens to it too,<i> capisci?</i>
- 648
- 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:49,873
- I appreciate that,
- I just, you know,
- 649
- 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,574
- it's all about being real,
- raw, no bullshit.
- 650
- 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:55,011
- I don't want to talk
- about my sex life on here.
- 651
- 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:59,282
- Oh, okay, well, shoot,
- I'm sorry, man,
- 652
- 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,583
- is everything okay there?
- 653
- 00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:01,818
- Yeah, yeah.
- 654
- 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:07,090
- Come on, it's me, seriously.
- 655
- 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:11,828
- I don't know, it's just
- sometimes I feel like
- 656
- 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,063
- we're hitting a rough patch.
- 657
- 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,798
- Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
- 658
- 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,168
- Yeah, I don't know, it's
- ever since she got promoted.
- 659
- 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:23,273
- We've both been so busy
- that things have kind of
- 660
- 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,744
- slowed down in certain areas.
- 661
- 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:28,845
- Okay, hmm.
- 662
- 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:33,082
- All right so, do you
- think like, would you say
- 663
- 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,218
- that you resent Natalie's
- promotion?
- 664
- 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:39,289
- Okay, I wouldn't say
- I resent that.
- 665
- 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:41,724
- You just hit record, didn't you?
- 666
- 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,192
- You pointed at me.
- 667
- 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,994
- - No, no.
- - Okay, but every time you done
- 668
- 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,597
- that little half point
- you've hit record.
- 669
- 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:50,667
- No, no, I was like hey,
- tell me what's up man,
- 670
- 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,634
- like no bullshit.
- 671
- 00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:52,735
- You know like, without
- 672
- 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,003
- hitting record.
- 673
- 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,805
- - Well, don't.
- - You are, dude!
- 674
- 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,240
- Oh, man!
- 675
- 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,676
- - What the F?
- - We had something going there.
- 676
- 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,711
- Okay, but I don't want to
- talk about that, just stop.
- 677
- 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,047
- Why?
- 678
- 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:06,616
- Because I don't want to,
- it's just...
- 679
- 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,318
- Okay, okay, I'm not mad,
- okay, first show jitters,
- 680
- 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,888
- it's fine, we'll just
- talk about something else.
- 681
- 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,857
- Yeah, anything else, anything
- else besides my sex life.
- 682
- 00:43:14,859 --> 00:43:18,061
- Cool, cool. Oh, okay.
- 683
- 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,965
- So how's the relationship
- these days, is a...
- 684
- 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,267
- Do you have any resentments
- that could bleed elsewhere?
- 685
- 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:30,106
- Actually everything's great,
- I've never been happier.
- 686
- 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,674
- Really?
- 687
- 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,076
- Yeah, that's kind of the reason
- 688
- 00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:34,177
- for this whole trip.
- 689
- 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,314
- What do you mean?
- 690
- 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,084
- It's my last hurrah.
- 691
- 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:44,787
- How's that?
- 692
- 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,156
- I'm going to ask her
- to marry me.
- 693
- 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:50,259
- Oh shit, dude, you can't
- air that either, fuck.
- 694
- 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:51,894
- Wait, are you serious?
- 695
- 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:53,696
- Yes, I'm serious,
- I've been together with her
- 696
- 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:57,400
- for a long time, I mean,
- I love her, it's the next step.
- 697
- 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,004
- Wow, but,
- 698
- 00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:06,976
- you were the king of Alamo,
- I mean you're varsity soccer.
- 699
- 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,779
- Dude, it's Alamo, you
- can only be the king
- 700
- 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,715
- for like three years,
- and then you get a reputation.
- 701
- 00:44:12,717 --> 00:44:14,250
- And not a good one at that.
- 702
- 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,818
- I just...
- 703
- 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:20,923
- I didn't know.
- 704
- 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,327
- You were the last...
- 705
- 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:25,395
- The last what?
- 706
- 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:28,164
- The Last of the Mohicans?
- 707
- 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:33,453
- Forget it.
- 708
- 00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:34,103
- - You want to go out?
- - You're not going
- 709
- 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,438
- to air this, promise me.
- 710
- 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,839
- No, I'm not going to
- air this, okay?
- 711
- 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,041
- Do you want to go out tonight?
- 712
- 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,342
- Yes, I want to go out,
- 713
- 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,943
- but I thought
- you're not drinking.
- 714
- 00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,345
- Well, I mean I might
- take a backseat to that,
- 715
- 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,148
- but doesn't mean you
- have to, you know?
- 716
- 00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,917
- Celebratory.
- 717
- 00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:52,989
- Um, all right, I'll just
- get cleaned up, cool?
- 718
- 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,290
- Cool with me.
- 719
- 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:42,472
- I'm late.
- 720
- 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,478
- You okay?
- 721
- 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,847
- - What?
- - Are you okay?
- 722
- 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:51,914
- What, why?
- 723
- 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,249
- Dude, were you electrocuted?
- 724
- 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,217
- - What?
- - You just came out of
- 725
- 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,284
- the bathroom freaked,
- 726
- 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,519
- I thought you were electrocuted.
- 727
- 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:58,821
- - Was it a spider?
- - Huh? No, what?
- 728
- 00:45:58,823 --> 00:46:00,256
- Then why'd you scream then?
- 729
- 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,326
- Why did you scream then?
- 730
- 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:08,965
- I... ran out of deodorant.
- 731
- 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,767
- Well, that's an odd reaction.
- 732
- 00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:12,068
- Dude, you can just
- bum some off of me.
- 733
- 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,337
- No, no, no, it's okay.
- 734
- 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:16,339
- I have some in the closet,
- I have some in the closet,
- 735
- 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,473
- thank you though.
- 736
- 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:18,941
- You ready?
- 737
- 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,777
- I kind of want to wash up too.
- 738
- 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:22,459
- And besides,
- it's not even dark out yet.
- 739
- 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,948
- Dammit.
- 740
- 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,417
- Believe it or not,
- it's hot dogs and pizza.
- 741
- 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:31,387
- You sure you're not hungry?
- Because I've been stuffing my
- face all night, I haven't
- 742
- 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,123
- - seen you eat anything.
- - Nah, I'm good,
- 743
- 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,125
- why don't you grab a table
- and I'll get the first round?
- 744
- 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,127
- Okay.
- 745
- 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,366
- Hey, you!
- 746
- 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:45,368
- Hey, Dayman.
- 747
- 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,570
- Somebody's been serving
- underage girls here
- 748
- 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:50,006
- and I don't think that's a good,
- do you, The?
- 749
- 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,441
- - Well, do you The?
- - I don't know what you're
- 750
- 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,510
- talking about,
- I don't serve underage girls.
- 751
- 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,416
- How you doing there?
- 752
- 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,484
- What can I get ya, pal?
- 753
- 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,225
- I was just talking to The.
- 754
- 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,029
- The?
- 755
- 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,065
- The Bartender.
- 756
- 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:18,367
- I am the bartender, yeah,
- 757
- 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,936
- they call me The Captain.
- 758
- 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:21,872
- What'll it be?
- 759
- 00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:31,347
- Okay, I'll have
- a water and a pinot.
- 760
- 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,951
- Water and a pinot
- coming right up.
- 761
- 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,222
- Here you go.
- 762
- 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,124
- Cool, thanks.
- 763
- 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,196
- Yeah, keep it open, please.
- 764
- 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,098
- Thanks, mate.
- 765
- 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:55,271
- Excuse me.
- 766
- 00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:59,041
- Is there a problem?
- 767
- 00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:04,280
- Somebody's been serving...
- 768
- 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,915
- Under age?
- 769
- 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,016
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 770
- 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:11,354
- That's Tasha, the waitress.
- 771
- 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,890
- Yeah, manager's on her ass
- about it though,
- 772
- 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,772
- so something will be
- cracking pretty soon.
- 773
- 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,395
- Thanks for looking
- out though, champ.
- 774
- 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,197
- You need anything else,
- let me know.
- 775
- 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,342
- Thank you.
- 776
- 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,079
- You okay?
- 777
- 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,982
- Yeah, it's just the same shit.
- 778
- 00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:42,985
- Yeah... You seem a little jumpy.
- 779
- 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:48,557
- Yeah, I mean, have you
- noticed anything weird
- 780
- 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,326
- about my apartment?
- 781
- 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,128
- There was some strange noises,
- 782
- 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,297
- the light was flickering.
- 783
- 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,365
- Yeah, yeah.
- 784
- 00:48:57,535 --> 00:49:00,303
- Oh my God, this pinot
- is interesting.
- 785
- 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:04,073
- The pinot on my ranch
- has this rich underbelly.
- 786
- 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:05,141
- - It's so good.
- - That's what I'm saying.
- 787
- 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,009
- - Oh shit.
- - What?
- 788
- 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,444
- - It's them.
- - Them, who?
- 789
- 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,478
- My neighbors.
- 790
- 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,546
- Oh, sweet.
- 791
- 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:11,480
- No, it will be very unsweet.
- 792
- 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,082
- Hey!
- 793
- 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:14,684
- - Hey.
- - This is the guys.
- 794
- 00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:17,320
- - Oh, hoo hoo hoo.
- - Scoot over guy. Hey.
- 795
- 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,882
- I realize that I shouldn't
- come out now.
- 796
- 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,992
- - Hilarious.
- - How'd you get this guy
- to come out?
- 797
- 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,460
- Jenny Swanson.
- 798
- 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,329
- - Jenny Swanson?
- - She's the girl at my office
- 799
- 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:28,631
- that's like banged all
- the guys in my office.
- 800
- 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,167
- - And that's why Greg came out?
- - The fuck are you talking about?
- 801
- 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:33,602
- - No, I like this girl at my gym.
- - How would Greg know
- Jenny Swanson?
- 802
- 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,705
- - Wake up, Damien.
- - I don't know, you just,
- 803
- 00:49:35,707 --> 00:49:38,240
- you started talking about Jenny
- Swanson, so I was just like...
- 804
- 00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:39,675
- There's a girl at my gym
- that I like.
- 805
- 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,344
- He likes this girl
- at the gym that
- 806
- 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,346
- has banged all the other
- guys but won't give him
- 807
- 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:45,247
- - the time of day.
- - We all know that for a fact.
- 808
- 00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:47,383
- Okay, so how does that
- correlate to Jenny Swanson?
- 809
- 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,251
- Jenny...
- 810
- 00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:52,755
- Jenny Swanson is the
- all subtending girl
- 811
- 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,492
- that excludes you from a shot
- at the opposite genes pool.
- 812
- 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,426
- Okay?
- 813
- 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,328
- Keep up, fella.
- 814
- 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,464
- You literally walked into the
- middle of the conversation
- 815
- 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,466
- just talking about
- Jenny Swanson, so I have
- 816
- 00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:05,749
- - no reference of any...
- - -Just do your best to keep up.
- 817
- 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:09,238
- Why do you do that?
- You have this weird,
- 818
- 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,273
- goofy, deer doe-eyed look.
- 819
- 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:13,075
- Go get us some whiskeys, dude.
- 820
- 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:15,678
- Four whiskeys,
- I'll get the first round.
- 821
- 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,680
- God.
- 822
- 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:23,152
- I'm sorry, are you lost,
- are you looking for the party?
- 823
- 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,720
- No, I'm Damien's friend,
- I'm Alan.
- 824
- 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,023
- This is my best friend
- from high school man, it's Alan.
- 825
- 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,024
- Oh, Travis.
- 826
- 00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:29,325
- Yeah, what's up?
- 827
- 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:30,459
- We actually
- hated each other first
- 828
- 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,427
- but our girlfriends
- 829
- 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,528
- were best friends.
- 830
- 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,596
- This is true.
- 831
- 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,231
- Forcing us to hang out
- 832
- 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:37,299
- - and get to like each other.
- - That's right.
- 833
- 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:40,236
- Yeah, but then they
- broke up with us.
- 834
- 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,772
- Well actually,
- she broke up with me,
- 835
- 00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:46,075
- and then you broke up
- with Carol, right?
- 836
- 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,676
- - Right.
- - Right.
- 837
- 00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:49,145
- Yeah, I was going off to college
- 838
- 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,247
- and had to get out.
- 839
- 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,084
- Oh, are you guys done?
- 840
- 00:50:55,086 --> 00:50:57,119
- That was a riveting story, Alan,
- 841
- 00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:59,055
- I'm glad you're here.
- 842
- 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,759
- So, why are you here,
- are you going to move here?
- 843
- 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,061
- I hope you're not.
- 844
- 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,362
- Are you going to move here?
- 845
- 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:07,496
- No, he's actually, he's out here
- 846
- 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:08,664
- for one last hurrah.
- 847
- 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,067
- What?
- 848
- 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,134
- Yeah, he's going
- 849
- 00:51:12,136 --> 00:51:13,702
- to propose to that girl.
- 850
- 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,771
- - Yeah, the same girl.
- - You guys got back together?
- 851
- 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,841
- After eight years apart we've
- now been together for three.
- 852
- 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,477
- I've never been happier
- in my whole life.
- 853
- 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:25,114
- Oh my God, I am sorry,
- man, you've got that
- 854
- 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:28,717
- weird suburbia thing going on,
- we're going to get you laid.
- 855
- 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:31,520
- - You're joking.
- - No, I'm not joking,
- 856
- 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:32,688
- we need to get you laid.
- 857
- 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:33,756
- No.
- 858
- 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,124
- Yeah, no, yeah, we are.
- 859
- 00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:36,292
- That was a cry for help,
- I saw it.
- 860
- 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,626
- Come on, look, you're
- 861
- 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,261
- in the biggest city
- of uncommitted
- 862
- 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:42,098
- people, and you have
- to get laid here.
- 863
- 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,633
- It's a thing, you got to do it,
- we're going to do it for ya.
- 864
- 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:46,368
- So that's why I was convinced
- to come out
- 865
- 00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:49,138
- to get my mind off the gym girl.
- 866
- 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,706
- Why do you do that?
- 867
- 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,641
- Did you think that
- the conversation stopped
- 868
- 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,811
- when you left and then
- we just paused?
- 869
- 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,483
- Alan here is going
- to get married
- 870
- 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:01,784
- to his high school sweetheart.
- 871
- 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,586
- - Lovely.
- - But before he does
- 872
- 00:52:03,588 --> 00:52:05,354
- he's going to have
- a little rendezvous.
- 873
- 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,256
- Is that a good idea?
- 874
- 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:08,324
- It's terrible.
- 875
- 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,692
- She's actually best friends with
- 876
- 00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:11,527
- Damien's ex-high school
- sweetheart.
- 877
- 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:12,895
- What happened to your girl?
- 878
- 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:16,765
- She ended up dating
- some military guy.
- 879
- 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:20,302
- But he's always off,
- so I don't know, last I heard
- 880
- 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,805
- it wasn't really working out,
- she was over it.
- 881
- 00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:26,275
- Oh, no dude,
- he's a desk pusher now.
- 882
- 00:52:28,579 --> 00:52:30,579
- They just got engaged.
- 883
- 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:31,581
- Oh.
- 884
- 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,216
- Really?
- 885
- 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,552
- I'm sorry, buddy, I was going to
- 886
- 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:37,553
- bring it up earlier, but...
- 887
- 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,521
- - No.
- - We're here.
- 888
- 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,289
- Yeah, we're just
- 889
- 00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:41,257
- a knock on the door away.
- 890
- 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,259
- Guys, I'm... I'm fine.
- 891
- 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:46,262
- It's not a big deal,
- it's like forever ago.
- 892
- 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:48,430
- You don't seem fine, but...
- 893
- 00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:50,399
- I, really, seriously,
- it's whatever.
- 894
- 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:58,207
- Did you know Damien when
- he was a fat kid?
- 895
- 00:52:58,209 --> 00:52:59,275
- He wasn't that fat.
- 896
- 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,243
- Yes, he was, I saw pictures.
- 897
- 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:02,845
- He was like Louie Anderson fat.
- 898
- 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,246
- Living with Louie.
- 899
- 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:06,182
- Hey, did you lose your glasses?
- 900
- 00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:08,317
- - You know what, man?
- - What?
- 901
- 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,286
- - I think you should.
- - I should?
- 902
- 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,388
- Have one last hurrah.
- 903
- 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:13,856
- - Come on, you can't.
- - Oh, come on.
- 904
- 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,592
- Yeah, yeah, I think
- he's speaking truth.
- 905
- 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,394
- Yep, that's a guy with an idea.
- 906
- 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:21,830
- No, no dude, I've had my fun,
- I'm ready to settle down.
- 907
- 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:25,267
- This is an even more reason
- to have one last rendezvous.
- 908
- 00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:27,570
- - There you go.
- - Greg and I are upset.
- 909
- 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,572
- - I like the girl at my gym.
- - Travis always wants
- 910
- 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,240
- a one night stand, so come on,
- let's all go in.
- 911
- 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,274
- I like one night stands, I like
- 912
- 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:33,375
- a lot of one night stands.
- 913
- 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,276
- I'm always up for
- 914
- 00:53:34,278 --> 00:53:35,744
- a one night stand.
- 915
- 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:38,581
- Oh, there's a hand in
- the middle of the pot.
- 916
- 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:39,848
- - What does that mean?
- - The hand in the
- 917
- 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:40,950
- middle of the pot
- 918
- 00:53:40,952 --> 00:53:42,751
- means that that's a pact.
- 919
- 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,987
- If you put another hand
- in the pot what happens?
- 920
- 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,488
- It's pact time.
- 921
- 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,457
- Oh, there's a third hand.
- 922
- 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:50,326
- I've got a small hand
- so I'm going to do two hands.
- 923
- 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:52,361
- He's going to do two hands,
- put your hands in there.
- 924
- 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:55,531
- -Don't break the pact,
- don't break the pact.
- -All right, fine,
- 925
- 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:56,599
- I'll put my hand on the pact.
- 926
- 00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:57,566
- Okay, let me tell you something,
- 927
- 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,567
- you've got long hands.
- 928
- 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,635
- But that doesn't mean...
- 929
- 00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:00,669
- No, it does mean something.
- 930
- 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:01,570
- Let me tell you something,
- 931
- 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,938
- you don't know me!
- 932
- 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,807
- - I'm just kidding. But I'm not.
- - Okay.
- 933
- 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:06,242
- - I'm really serious.
- - All right, fine.
- 934
- 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,009
- I'm going to the bathroom,
- 935
- 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:07,977
- I'm glad we did this.
- 936
- 00:54:07,979 --> 00:54:09,345
- We're cool, it's okay.
- 937
- 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:11,313
- - No, it's not okay.
- - Yeah.
- 938
- 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:12,881
- Do you think I like you?
- 939
- 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,624
- Breakfast.
- 940
- 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:22,626
- Excuse me?
- 941
- 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:24,927
- Breakfast.
- 942
- 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,098
- Ah, Jesus!
- 943
- 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,034
- Sorry, you startled me.
- 944
- 00:55:40,071 --> 00:55:41,870
- Mind passing me one?
- 945
- 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,572
- Oh, yeah, sure.
- 946
- 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,841
- - Here you go.
- - Thank you.
- 947
- 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:51,513
- Do I know you?
- 948
- 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,050
- Do you?
- 949
- 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:59,755
- I mean, you look familiar,
- but I can't place it.
- 950
- 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,124
- Sometimes things are
- hard to place.
- 951
- 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,728
- Or be found for that matter.
- 952
- 00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,031
- Okay, have a good night.
- 953
- 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,367
- Do you love her?
- 954
- 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:12,101
- Excuse me?
- 955
- 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:14,069
- Do you love her?
- 956
- 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,105
- - Do I love...
- - My daughter.
- 957
- 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:21,477
- You know, we had some good
- times, and had a few laughs.
- 958
- 00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,545
- Stop stuttering and answer me!
- 959
- 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,381
- Is this what you want?
- 960
- 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,585
- I think I want to leave.
- 961
- 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:32,554
- Don't be bashful about it,
- own it like a man!
- 962
- 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,756
- Own it like a man?
- 963
- 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:35,057
- That's right.
- 964
- 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,959
- - Own what, exactly?
- - You're asking me
- 965
- 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:37,893
- for my daughter's hand
- 966
- 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,095
- in marriage, aren't you?
- 967
- 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:43,132
- Had we only met.
- 968
- 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:45,968
- Have a good one.
- 969
- 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,569
- The answer is yes.
- 970
- 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,671
- I think you're mistaking
- me for someone else.
- 971
- 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:53,409
- Dani loves you,
- and that's all that matters.
- 972
- 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:55,144
- Welcome to the family, Damien.
- 973
- 00:56:57,982 --> 00:57:00,716
- You know a lot of guys think
- that I just want a baby daddy,
- 974
- 00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:02,518
- which is so far from the truth.
- 975
- 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,986
- I mean I really like my life,
- doesn't mean
- 976
- 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,855
- I don't want to have some
- fun from time to time.
- 977
- 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:07,956
- Who's this?
- 978
- 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,491
- Oh, this is our buddy.
- 979
- 00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:10,492
- This is Damien.
- 980
- 00:57:10,494 --> 00:57:11,560
- Damien.
- 981
- 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:14,029
- Oh, someone's in Cabo.
- 982
- 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:15,531
- Cabo?
- 983
- 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,166
- I just mean
- it's not a race, dude.
- 984
- 00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:19,935
- Race, Mexican, right?
- 985
- 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,903
- Uh,
- 986
- 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,204
- normally he's very funny.
- 987
- 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,106
- - He has his own show.
- - Really?
- 988
- 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,641
- Like a TV show?
- 989
- 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:28,644
- So is this the male
- equal to Ellen?
- 990
- 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,782
- Equal parts whiskey
- and terror, right?
- 991
- 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,117
- Are you okay?
- 992
- 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,952
- Dude, did you see a ghost?
- 993
- 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,153
- Phantasma.
- 994
- 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,621
- Shena, you were saying.
- 995
- 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,689
- Was I?
- 996
- 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,090
- You were saying that
- 997
- 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,892
- even though you're a single mom
- 998
- 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:45,561
- you still like the D.
- 999
- 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,129
- Oh, whoa, okay,
- 1000
- 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,831
- I don't know if I was saying
- exactly that.
- 1001
- 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,800
- Hey, we all have, you know,
- animalistic urges.
- 1002
- 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,836
- It'd be unfair to put
- a single mom
- 1003
- 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,038
- up on like a pedestal, right?
- 1004
- 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,574
- I mean you're a human being,
- you're like
- 1005
- 00:57:58,576 --> 00:58:00,843
- you deserve to have some,
- you know, the...
- 1006
- 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:01,910
- The D!
- 1007
- 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:04,246
- Yeah, I do deserve the D,
- 1008
- 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,081
- you know, a big one too.
- 1009
- 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,952
- I just, I refuse to be seen
- as this woe is me type woman
- 1010
- 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,687
- that needs a man to
- take care of her.
- 1011
- 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,222
- - Totally.
- - I don't need ya.
- 1012
- 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:16,558
- Yeah, it's 2018,
- men are just sperm deposits
- 1013
- 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,493
- by this point.
- 1014
- 00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:18,627
- Ouch.
- 1015
- 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,928
- Everything is just so easy now.
- 1016
- 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,764
- We have robots,
- self-driving cars,
- 1017
- 00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:25,033
- advancements in dildos.
- 1018
- 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,969
- - Yes, gross.
- - They even have
- 1019
- 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:28,504
- the texture down, you know.
- 1020
- 00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,106
- The whole hunter gatherer
- sense is gone.
- 1021
- 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,809
- I have an announcement,
- I have yet
- 1022
- 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,611
- to have a man give me an orgasm.
- 1023
- 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,679
- That's because
- you don't use a dildo,
- 1024
- 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:38,747
- I have told you.
- 1025
- 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:39,848
- What about, what happened
- 1026
- 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,017
- to compassion and love?
- 1027
- 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:44,920
- It's true, I do...
- 1028
- 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,054
- still like the feeling
- 1029
- 00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,556
- of connecting, and the feeling
- 1030
- 00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:49,691
- of weight on me, unfortunately.
- 1031
- 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:50,859
- I weigh 185.
- 1032
- 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,027
- You know, worse case
- 1033
- 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,228
- scenario, I guess I have to
- 1034
- 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,063
- raise my kid in this dystopian,
- 1035
- 00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:57,266
- animatronic type future.
- 1036
- 00:58:57,268 --> 00:59:02,237
- Oh you will thrive in a
- dystopian, manimatronic future.
- 1037
- 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:03,305
- Is that so?
- 1038
- 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:06,808
- Absolutely, my mother raised me.
- 1039
- 00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:10,846
- And my father couldn't
- hold a candle to her.
- 1040
- 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:14,316
- Yeah, I think single parents
- deserve a lot of respect.
- 1041
- 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,018
- Oh, were you a product of?
- 1042
- 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:21,023
- No.
- 1043
- 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,093
- A lot of people think that,
- but no,
- 1044
- 00:59:25,095 --> 00:59:26,695
- my parents are still
- happily married.
- 1045
- 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,564
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1046
- 00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,599
- Are you a commitaphobe?
- 1047
- 00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:32,734
- I would not use that term.
- 1048
- 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,637
- That means yes.
- 1049
- 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:38,040
- I just feel that everyone
- should love themselves.
- 1050
- 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:42,711
- Well, you were raised in a
- respectful, loving relationship
- 1051
- 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:44,246
- - so what are you trying...
- - We're derailing from
- 1052
- 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:45,614
- the conversation.
- 1053
- 00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:48,083
- Maybe your parents raised you
- 1054
- 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,119
- with this unrealistic
- idea of romance?
- 1055
- 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,655
- I think people want
- what they can't have
- 1056
- 00:59:53,657 --> 00:59:56,058
- because it's safer and
- that we're all responsible
- 1057
- 00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,795
- for our own feelings,
- nobody else's.
- 1058
- 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,096
- It's safer that way.
- 1059
- 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,731
- And it's just, you know,
- 1060
- 01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:05,067
- it's just stress-free living
- all the time.
- 1061
- 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:06,935
- I refuse to be psychoanalyzed.
- 1062
- 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:09,004
- Carol.
- 1063
- 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:11,873
- All right, I got shots.
- 1064
- 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,210
- - Yes!
- - Yay.
- 1065
- 01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:16,278
- You should ID.
- 1066
- 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,312
- Oh please, that line is not
- 1067
- 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,847
- going to work on us honey.
- 1068
- 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:19,982
- No, no, seriously.
- 1069
- 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:20,983
- Just to let you guys know,
- 1070
- 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:21,917
- we're going to be closing
- 1071
- 01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:22,884
- in about 10 minutes.
- 1072
- 01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:23,986
- Thank you, Jen.
- 1073
- 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:25,187
- No one underage should be
- 1074
- 01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,254
- admitted in this bar.
- 1075
- 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:27,656
- So drink up, have fun,
- 1076
- 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,658
- I'll see ya in 10.
- 1077
- 01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:32,227
- Hey, hey, hey, did I hear shots?
- 1078
- 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:34,696
- This is my kind of group.
- 1079
- 01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:35,998
- - May I join?
- - Yeah.
- 1080
- 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,165
- Yes, you can have this one.
- 1081
- 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,233
- Yeah.
- 1082
- 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:39,668
- Hey, you know what?
- 1083
- 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,637
- I think we should
- take this party
- 1084
- 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,772
- back to Damien's house
- for after hours.
- 1085
- 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:44,840
- Fuck, yeah!
- 1086
- 01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:45,741
- - Let's do it.
- - Yeah!
- 1087
- 01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:46,808
- Dame-o!
- 1088
- 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:47,843
- I'm his next door neighbor.
- 1089
- 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,344
- - Yes.
- - No, no, no.
- 1090
- 01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,380
- They're coming, they're coming.
- 1091
- 01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:53,815
- You left a naked,
- under-age girl in my bed.
- 1092
- 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,117
- You didn't do anything, did you?
- 1093
- 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,218
- - No.
- - Then what's
- 1094
- 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,786
- the fucking issue?
- 1095
- 01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:59,721
- You saw some tits,
- we had some laughs,
- 1096
- 01:00:59,723 --> 01:01:00,889
- stop being a baby.
- 1097
- 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,224
- You hooked up with an
- 1098
- 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:03,158
- under-age girl.
- 1099
- 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,027
- Did I?
- 1100
- 01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,095
- Yes, dammit.
- 1101
- 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:09,865
- We kissed, and then
- we made fun of you
- 1102
- 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:12,100
- after you passed out,
- we moved you into the hallway.
- 1103
- 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:14,036
- And her clothes
- 1104
- 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:14,970
- came off when?
- 1105
- 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:15,937
- Her clothes?
- 1106
- 01:01:15,939 --> 01:01:16,938
- Yes.
- 1107
- 01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,774
- Fuck if I know.
- 1108
- 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,976
- When I left she was clothed.
- 1109
- 01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:23,078
- Are you sure you didn't
- remove her clothes?
- 1110
- 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,180
- Yes, positive.
- 1111
- 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:28,150
- Chill out, dude, I'm just
- fucking with you,
- 1112
- 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,151
- I won't say anything.
- 1113
- 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:30,419
- There's nothing to say.
- 1114
- 01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:31,720
- Look, I can invite her over
- 1115
- 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:32,721
- if you're so curious.
- 1116
- 01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:33,689
- No, I just want to
- 1117
- 01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:34,990
- make sure she's okay.
- 1118
- 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:36,425
- She's fine.
- 1119
- 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,193
- She just drank
- a little too much.
- 1120
- 01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,895
- Okay.
- 1121
- 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,463
- Wait, wait, wait, wait,
- do you actually think
- 1122
- 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,432
- that you're coming in here?
- 1123
- 01:01:43,434 --> 01:01:44,900
- 'Cause you're not.
- 1124
- 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:45,902
- Duh.
- 1125
- 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,939
- You're not, you psycho.
- 1126
- 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,140
- You need me.
- 1127
- 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:53,408
- Oh, and why is that?
- 1128
- 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:57,312
- Because I'll make
- this fun while you
- 1129
- 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,281
- go sulk in a corner.
- 1130
- 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,449
- I don't...
- 1131
- 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,150
- - M-hm.
- - I don't sulk, okay?
- 1132
- 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,318
- - I'm not going to.
- - Yeah, you do.
- 1133
- 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,453
- - You don't know that.
- - You do.
- 1134
- 01:02:04,455 --> 01:02:05,921
- - You do.
- - No.
- 1135
- 01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:07,089
- Hey, hey.
- 1136
- 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,925
- - Hey.
- - Hey.
- 1137
- 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,963
- Hey, you see this
- guy's apartment?
- 1138
- 01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:17,165
- But I have a three
- bedroom apartment.
- 1139
- 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,333
- So she coming inside?
- 1140
- 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:19,901
- Is that, it's okay?
- 1141
- 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,403
- She can come inside my place.
- 1142
- 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,307
- Yeah, yeah I think
- that's a good idea.
- 1143
- 01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:28,043
- - Yeah, it's
- a good idea.
- - You'll have fun.
- 1144
- 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,885
- You guys should definitely
- do that.
- 1145
- 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,914
- All right, have fun, okay?
- 1146
- 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,884
- - I like that you share, bro.
- - Yeah.
- 1147
- 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,987
- Hey, hey, hey, hey,
- make sure he follows
- 1148
- 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:40,255
- the fucking pact, okay?
- 1149
- 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,323
- - Okay.
- - Hey!
- 1150
- 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:44,392
- Make sure he follows the pact.
- 1151
- 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,995
- Okay, I'll do it,
- I'm going to go talk
- to him right now.
- 1152
- 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,396
- Okay, just make sure he does it
- 1153
- 01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:50,232
- because it'd be good for him.
- 1154
- 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:56,538
- Oh, hey, Greg.
- Dude, you should probably...
- 1155
- 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:59,074
- She called you a hobbit,
- 1156
- 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:01,243
- you're like a little
- handsome white Smurf.
- 1157
- 01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:05,046
- Okay, get some rest,
- good night, guys.
- 1158
- 01:03:21,265 --> 01:03:22,864
- Of course I would.
- 1159
- 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:27,803
- Yeah, he was drunk,
- he had a whole bottle of wine.
- 1160
- 01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:30,138
- He had an entire bag
- of pistachio nuts
- 1161
- 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,541
- from our finest closet,
- he starts flicking 'em...
- 1162
- 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:35,010
- on the counter.
- 1163
- 01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:36,912
- So just flicking shells
- just everywhere?
- 1164
- 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,346
- - Everywhere.
- - Are you okay?
- 1165
- 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,848
- - What?
- - Are you okay?
- 1166
- 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,416
- Yeah, of course,
- why wouldn't I be?
- 1167
- 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:43,451
- - You seem a little on edge.
- - Hey, where's the ice?
- 1168
- 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:44,586
- - Oh!
- - Oh, my God.
- 1169
- 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,989
- Security gets the suite, eh?
- 1170
- 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:48,957
- - Oh, my God!
- - Great.
- 1171
- 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,058
- Is he okay?
- 1172
- 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,259
- He's fine, he just had
- 1173
- 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,594
- a little bit too much to drink.
- 1174
- 01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:54,396
- How are you guys
- doing on drinks,
- 1175
- 01:03:54,398 --> 01:03:55,463
- you need some more?
- 1176
- 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:56,431
- - Fine.
- - Oh, I'm okay.
- 1177
- 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,933
- We just poured those.
- 1178
- 01:03:57,935 --> 01:03:59,775
- - Great, I'll get some more.
- - Whoa.
- 1179
- 01:04:01,305 --> 01:04:02,971
- Dude, what's up?
- 1180
- 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,139
- What? I'm fine.
- 1181
- 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:05,373
- Really? Because you just dumped
- 1182
- 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,608
- our whiskeys out,
- 1183
- 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,177
- now you're
- making us four new ones.
- 1184
- 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:11,847
- I think if you keep this up
- you're going to turn into
- 1185
- 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:12,948
- a big, fat
- 1186
- 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:14,382
- loser!
- 1187
- 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,859
- Who do we have here?
- 1188
- 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,227
- What?
- 1189
- 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,430
- Is it this important
- child's birthday?
- 1190
- 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,132
- No, not yet.
- 1191
- 01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,001
- Happy birthday, fatty.
- 1192
- 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,360
- You're okay.
- 1193
- 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:00,495
- You're okay.
- 1194
- 01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,331
- You're okay.
- 1195
- 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,943
- You're a father.
- 1196
- 01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:55,283
- Stop!
- 1197
- 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,484
- Stop!
- 1198
- 01:05:56,486 --> 01:05:57,486
- Stop!
- 1199
- 01:05:58,655 --> 01:05:59,655
- Stop!
- 1200
- 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,207
- Fuck.
- 1201
- 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:25,613
- Drives you crazy.
- 1202
- 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:26,715
- - Yeah.
- - Well, man.
- 1203
- 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:29,150
- Hey, Damien.
- 1204
- 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,219
- Damien, is that you?
- 1205
- 01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:32,320
- Hey, man,
- 1206
- 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,391
- Alan says that he's probably
- 1207
- 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:39,094
- not going to go through
- with the pact.
- 1208
- 01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:41,329
- I just feel super
- weird about it.
- 1209
- 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,398
- But I told him that he should.
- 1210
- 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,534
- And I said that I shouldn't.
- 1211
- 01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:49,104
- Yeah, and then
- I said to him again,
- 1212
- 01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:51,206
- "Yeah, you should."
- 1213
- 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:56,511
- So yeah, that's what's
- happening out out here.
- 1214
- 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:57,679
- Hey,
- 1215
- 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,483
- you look kind of weird.
- 1216
- 01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:09,491
- Alan, you are going to
- go through with it, okay?
- 1217
- 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:14,295
- Because we made a fucking pact,
- and it's not a time
- 1218
- 01:07:14,297 --> 01:07:19,434
- to be a little bitch,
- it's time to man up, right?
- 1219
- 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:21,169
- Right?
- 1220
- 01:07:23,607 --> 01:07:28,109
- I'm not going to hurt you,
- I'm not going to hurt you, Alan.
- 1221
- 01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,513
- But you will
- 1222
- 01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:34,182
- fuck that girl.
- 1223
- 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:39,054
- Hey, Damien, why don't
- you take it down a notch?
- 1224
- 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:44,192
- Don't tell me to take
- it down, all right?
- 1225
- 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,493
- Go hump crazy.
- 1226
- 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,530
- And gentlemen...
- 1227
- 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,468
- we have a pact.
- 1228
- 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:57,138
- Are you sure?
- 1229
- 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,573
- I packed 'em.
- 1230
- 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:02,143
- Oh, yeah, you did.
- 1231
- 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,511
- See, told you.
- 1232
- 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:06,748
- You didn't tell me anything.
- 1233
- 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:10,351
- And that's actually not true,
- 1234
- 01:08:10,353 --> 01:08:12,587
- 'cause you were just
- saying something.
- 1235
- 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,521
- I was?
- 1236
- 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:18,359
- Yeah, about the girl
- from way back.
- 1237
- 01:08:18,361 --> 01:08:20,595
- Oh, Carol, yeah.
- 1238
- 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,665
- Yeah, I guess she was the most
- serious thing I was ever in.
- 1239
- 01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,700
- Oh man, I love the way
- 1240
- 01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:27,402
- we talk about relationships.
- 1241
- 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,471
- Like they're
- a John Carpenter movie.
- 1242
- 01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,342
- If we have any surprises
- for each other.
- 1243
- 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:38,313
- I don't think we're in much
- shape to do anything about it.
- 1244
- 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,482
- Best first date ever.
- 1245
- 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,484
- Hollywood Cemetery, check.
- 1246
- 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,818
- Aliens, check.
- 1247
- 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,287
- Body snatchers, check.
- 1248
- 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:50,458
- I would say to rephrase
- something from moments ago,
- duh doi.
- 1249
- 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:58,333
- Hey, I just want to say thank
- you for putting up with my BS.
- 1250
- 01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:02,337
- Well, I've been known to fling
- some cow crap myself.
- 1251
- 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,739
- And like I tell our friends,
- you and I are like
- 1252
- 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:07,442
- Mike Meyers and October 31st.
- 1253
- 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:10,712
- Seriously though, I know
- I can be difficult,
- 1254
- 01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:13,448
- and distant, you know,
- sometimes.
- 1255
- 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:17,418
- But... you make me feel safe.
- 1256
- 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,157
- Same.
- 1257
- 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,309
- Should I be worried about you?
- 1258
- 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:48,283
- Dude, you went to get us drinks
- and never came back
- 1259
- 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,717
- like 20 minutes ago.
- 1260
- 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,789
- Dude, I'm so sorry,
- I'm a little out of it.
- 1261
- 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:57,659
- Look, I don't want to be
- a dick, because I know
- 1262
- 01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:00,461
- you're going through some shit.
- 1263
- 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,931
- But I'm pretty pissed off.
- 1264
- 01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:03,933
- Okay.
- 1265
- 01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:10,271
- Look, this is my first
- and possibly only visit
- 1266
- 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:12,407
- to Los Angeles, maybe ever,
- 1267
- 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,411
- and you don't want
- to do anything!
- 1268
- 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:19,781
- And when you do, you're
- either disgruntled,
- 1269
- 01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,749
- or you fucking disappear,
- 1270
- 01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:26,554
- or you dumped out
- the whiskey shots.
- 1271
- 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,694
- Come on man, wake up,
- I haven't seen you
- 1272
- 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,597
- since like three
- Christmases ago.
- 1273
- 01:10:38,301 --> 01:10:40,702
- I just want to have
- fun with my old friend,
- 1274
- 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:43,538
- and you're breaking
- my heart, dude.
- 1275
- 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:50,011
- You're right, you're right,
- I'm sorry.
- 1276
- 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:51,379
- Damn right.
- 1277
- 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:55,416
- This is my LA trip.
- 1278
- 01:10:58,321 --> 01:10:59,921
- - I wanted to be a prosecutor.
- - God.
- 1279
- 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:00,888
- What?
- 1280
- 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:04,826
- Oh, nothing, I'm just
- going insane.
- 1281
- 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,861
- Sure, the moment I realized
- my passion
- 1282
- 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,496
- would make you go insane.
- 1283
- 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:11,332
- No, no, no that's not
- what I'm saying.
- 1284
- 01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:13,468
- I'm just sorry, I...
- 1285
- 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:18,473
- Well, we could go walk
- down that long hallway
- 1286
- 01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:24,312
- or, if you are going insane,
- then maybe we could be edgy
- 1287
- 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:25,747
- and just stay here.
- 1288
- 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,483
- Perhaps getting caught
- would add a little...
- 1289
- 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,885
- Shit, I forgot about him.
- 1290
- 01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,854
- Dude, what are you doing?
- 1291
- 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,723
- I was going to take the trash
- out, it started to fill up.
- 1292
- 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:38,626
- ,
- No man, I've got my trash,
- go sit down.
- 1293
- 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:41,996
- I'll be right back, I'm sorry.
- 1294
- 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:43,398
- Okay.
- 1295
- 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:46,434
- Hey, you're doing really
- good with him.
- 1296
- 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:49,904
- Just keep your confidence
- level high and just...
- 1297
- 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,440
- Jesus Christ.
- 1298
- 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,982
- Late for kids.
- 1299
- 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:55,530
- Kid.
- 1300
- 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:56,697
- Hello?
- 1301
- 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,718
- Hello, kid?
- 1302
- 01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:28,464
- Hello?
- 1303
- 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:43,744
- Kid, is that you?
- 1304
- 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:53,187
- Kid, you back there?
- 1305
- 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:29,857
- We are gathered here today
- to unite Damien Booster
- 1306
- 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,692
- and Danielle Scott.
- 1307
- 01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:35,530
- Wel... welc...
- Welcome to the family.
- 1308
- 01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,832
- You have my blessing, son.
- 1309
- 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:55,750
- Oh shit.
- 1310
- 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,686
- Danielle, repeat after me.
- 1311
- 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,123
- With this ring.
- 1312
- 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:05,593
- With this ring I thee wed,
- 1313
- 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:07,061
- Damien Booster.
- 1314
- 01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,764
- I don't see you!
- 1315
- 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,265
- Do you, Damien Booster
- 1316
- 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,634
- take Danielle Scott?
- 1317
- 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:16,237
- And, Danielle Scott,
- 1318
- 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:19,707
- do you take Damien Booster?
- 1319
- 01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:22,311
- I do.
- 1320
- 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,151
- Dani...
- 1321
- 01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:31,153
- Dani...
- 1322
- 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,222
- I'm sorry I'm
- such a fuck up, okay?
- 1323
- 01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:39,894
- I love you, I love you,
- you have to know this,
- 1324
- 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:42,029
- you must know this, I love you!
- 1325
- 01:16:44,334 --> 01:16:46,167
- I know.
- 1326
- 01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:49,003
- Whoa, what's wrong?
- 1327
- 01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:51,806
- Damien, you okay?
- 1328
- 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,043
- Hey, man, where's the trash?
- 1329
- 01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,960
- - Fuck this.
- - Wait, what?
- 1330
- 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,232
- Hey, whoa, Damien.
- 1331
- 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:20,267
- - Excuse me!
- - I don't think
- that's such a good idea.
- 1332
- 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,336
- - I just don't think
- you should go in there.
- - Excuse me, lady!
- 1333
- 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:25,306
- Oh, my God! Whoa, guys,
- a little privacy, please.
- 1334
- 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:28,843
- Alan, I can't let
- you do this, okay?
- 1335
- 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,244
- Everything I've said
- is horse shit,
- 1336
- 01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,780
- you deserve a real,
- untainted love, man.
- 1337
- 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:38,019
- No, no, he's right,
- I'm sorry, Shena.
- 1338
- 01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:40,021
- You're an amazing girl
- and I feel so lucky,
- 1339
- 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:44,792
- - but, I love my girlfriend.
- - You have a girlfriend?
- 1340
- 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,327
- I know, I know I should
- have said something.
- 1341
- 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,294
- What the fuck?
- 1342
- 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,396
- I got carried...
- 1343
- 01:17:48,398 --> 01:17:50,097
- Really, a fucking girlfriend?
- 1344
- 01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:52,266
- Here I am fucking butt ass
- naked in your bed
- 1345
- 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,701
- and you got
- a fucking girlfriend?
- 1346
- 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:54,935
- I had a wonderful time with you.
- 1347
- 01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:56,003
- Oh, stop.
- 1348
- 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:56,937
- Really!
- 1349
- 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,172
- Oh, fuck off!
- 1350
- 01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,073
- - I'm sorry.
- - Fuck you!
- 1351
- 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:06,714
- Thanks for nothing, asshole,
- I can't believe I wasted
- my night off with you.
- 1352
- 01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:08,449
- I should have known
- watching you in the bar
- 1353
- 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,152
- last night all mopey
- and weird that tonight would be
- 1354
- 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,720
- just as shit-tastic.
- 1355
- 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,389
- She remembered me.
- 1356
- 01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,191
- I'm so embarrassed,
- you piece of shit.
- 1357
- 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:19,093
- Wait, wait, last night?
- 1358
- 01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:21,162
- Yeah, you're buddy was
- there last night
- 1359
- 01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:25,032
- being just as lame and
- pathetic as he was tonight.
- 1360
- 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,034
- Damien, what the fuck?
- 1361
- 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,769
- I'm sorry man, okay?
- 1362
- 01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,971
- Like you passed out and
- I couldn't go to sleep.
- 1363
- 01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:34,008
- Dude, it's not just that,
- it's everything.
- 1364
- 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,343
- The whole trip has just
- been one big wash with you!
- 1365
- 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:39,080
- I know, I know, I know.
- 1366
- 01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:42,183
- I fucked up, I fucked up,
- I'm a fuck up.
- 1367
- 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,318
- Okay, I fucked up
- Caroline's relationship.
- 1368
- 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,854
- I've self-sabotaged every
- single relationship since.
- 1369
- 01:18:46,856 --> 01:18:51,192
- And, you know, I guess I did
- the same thing with you,
- 1370
- 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:53,961
- and I'm sorry dude,
- I'm an asshole.
- 1371
- 01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:56,363
- Yeah, you did, asshole.
- 1372
- 01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:58,165
- Mainly to people I care about.
- 1373
- 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:01,235
- Mainly to people you care about.
- 1374
- 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,837
- And you don't deserve that.
- 1375
- 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:06,941
- I'm sorry, you're my best
- friend, you've been
- my best friend
- 1376
- 01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:11,145
- my whole life, and
- I love you, man, and I just...
- 1377
- 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:12,413
- Let's just save it.
- 1378
- 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:15,516
- I love you, man,
- and I'm really happy
- 1379
- 01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:17,485
- for you and Natalie,
- like sincerely.
- 1380
- 01:19:17,487 --> 01:19:18,819
- Hey!
- 1381
- 01:19:18,821 --> 01:19:20,321
- You kept me up all night, huh?
- 1382
- 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,791
- <i>Hey, bud,
- you didn't ruin my trip.</i>
- 1383
- 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:59,026
- <i>If anything, you made
- it more interesting.</i>
- 1384
- 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:01,862
- <i>Thank you for showing me
- just how much I love Natalie,</i>
- 1385
- 01:20:01,864 --> 01:20:04,865
- <i>you da man, hope you will be
- my best man come next spring.</i>
- 1386
- 01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:06,801
- <i>Love you dude, Alan.</i>
- 1387
- 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,070
- Damien?
- 1388
- 01:22:26,409 --> 01:22:27,708
- Who is he?
- 1389
- 01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:30,377
- Who was that guy?
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