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Fluffy Derpy: Chapter 3

May 31st, 2012
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  1. >it's been two months since you found Derpy
  2. >you've been giving her muffins to encourage her to work as hard as she can to walk all around
  3. >she's finally gotten the hang of it, and can walk a bit slower than the average fluffy
  4. >but today is the day the casts come off
  5. >"Come on, Derpy! We're going to get your wings fixed up!'
  6. >"Wingies gon work! Yay!"
  7. >the two of you drive to the vet's, while Derpy tells you all about what she's gonna do when her casts come off
  8. >"Dewpy gon fwy and use wingies!"
  9. >she chants this the entire ride there
  10. >you accompany her into the doctor's office
  11. >he takes out that oversized pizza cutter known as the cast remover
  12. >"Nuuuu! Dat ting gon hewt Dewpy!"
  13. >"Calm down, Derpy. It won't hurt."
  14. >the doctor tells he all about how it works to try and ease her tension
  15. >it doesn't work
  16. >you hold her front hoof as the doctor places the tool on the cast
  17. >she winces and tries to pull away, but you use your other hand to stop from moving
  18. >the thing starts up, making that annoying buzzing noise
  19. >Derpy lets out a squeal and tosses about, screaming about the "scawy munster sound"
  20. >you move your hand to pat her back, but she uses the opportunity to run away
  21. >you should've expected this
  22. >she reaches the edge of the table she's on
  23. >it's not like she can go anywhere
  24. >she's not fast, she can't fly, and the door's closed
  25. >you go to grab her
  26. >you're as slow and careful as you can possibly be
  27. >but she decides to hop off of the table
  28. >she lands with a loud crack
  29. >you're hoping that she didn't break another bone
  30. >you look and see her dragging herself along on three legs
  31. >she snapped the straps off the prosthetic
  32. >goddamnit, that's going to cost you at least $50 from that cheap-ass vet
  33. >you can't repair shit like that on your own
  34. >you walk over and pick up Derpy
  35. >"NUUUUU! DEWPY NO WAN HEWT! SCAWY MUNSTER HOOMAN WAN HEWT DEWPY! HEWWWWWWP! HEWP DEWPY!"
  36. >you're not sure if she's having more flashbacks or if she's afraid of you
  37. >you settle on flashbacks
  38. >the doctor looks at you
  39. >"I can give her the sedative for an extra $25."
  40. >"Would you just cut off the fucking cast before I do it myself?!"
  41. >eventually, you two manage to get the casts off
  42. >Derpy's visibly shaken by the sounds of you two telling her to shut up combined with the loud whirr of the cast remover
  43. >you hand the cheap-ass his money for the replacement straps and medical fees
  44. >on the drive home, Derpy just stares out the window, watching the rain pour
  45. >she turns to you, and must see the angry look on your face
  46. >"Dewpy sowwy."
  47. >"Thanks."
  48. >"Dewpy no wan daddeh mad. Dewpy wuv daddeh. Dewpy juss..."
  49. >she trails off, looking for the right words
  50. >"You thought I was your old daddy, didn't you."
  51. >she nods, a couple tears going down her cheeks
  52. >"It's okay. I'm sorry I yelled at you so loudly."
  53. >"Dewpy wuv daddeh."
  54. >you give her a short cuddle and she sits back down
  55. >"So. Your wings are fixed."
  56. >she looks at you, with the same stupid grin she gave when you made the muffins
  57. >"Wingies no gone?!"
  58. >she thought the doctor was cutting off her wings
  59. >oh shit, she thought you were holding her down while he cut off her wings
  60. >no wonder she was so terrified
  61. >"No. Your wingies are still right there."
  62. >she starts saying nothing incoherent excitement
  63. >you get back to the house and open her car door
  64. >instead of waiting for you to come and get her like she always does, she tries to fly to you
  65. >the rain mats down her feathers and she falls a foot or two
  66. >"Daddeh! Wingies no wuk!"
  67. >you walk over and see her, soaking wet, lying on the ground, crying
  68. >you pick her up and take her inside
  69. >she's gone from sad to pissed off
  70. >"Meanies make Dewpy no fwy! Why Dewpy no fwy! Dewpy wan fwy! Dewpy wan fwy!"
  71. >she shouts this to nobody as you dry her off with a towel
  72. >"Derpy, you can't fly in the rain. Stop being such a brat about this."
  73. >she puffs her cheeks out at you
  74. >"Dewpy no bwat! Daddeh bwat!"
  75. >she's starting to piss you off
  76. >"Derpy. Stop. You can fly all you want when I'm done. But if you keep this up, you won't be allowed to use your wings."
  77. >"Daddeh can teww Dewpy wah to do! Dewpy fwy aww awoun hou-"
  78. >"I'll take away your muffins, too. No more muffins. Ever."
  79. >that shuts her up instantly
  80. >why is she being so bratty all of a sudden?
  81. >you understand being upset about the whole "not flying right away" thing, but can't she just wait?
  82. >it's just fluffies being fluffies, you suppose
  83. >just like toddlers, they throw fits and tantrums
  84. >you've heard of them doing that when they don't get what they want
  85. >just like kids
  86. >in a few minutes, you've got her completely dried off
  87. >"Go on, Derpy. Go fly. But don't talk to daddy like that ever again. Okay?"
  88. >she nods and starts flapping her wings
  89. >she hops off of your lap and plops to the ground
  90. >using the wings is going to take some practice too, it seems
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