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- >it's been two months since you found Derpy
- >you've been giving her muffins to encourage her to work as hard as she can to walk all around
- >she's finally gotten the hang of it, and can walk a bit slower than the average fluffy
- >but today is the day the casts come off
- >"Come on, Derpy! We're going to get your wings fixed up!'
- >"Wingies gon work! Yay!"
- >the two of you drive to the vet's, while Derpy tells you all about what she's gonna do when her casts come off
- >"Dewpy gon fwy and use wingies!"
- >she chants this the entire ride there
- >you accompany her into the doctor's office
- >he takes out that oversized pizza cutter known as the cast remover
- >"Nuuuu! Dat ting gon hewt Dewpy!"
- >"Calm down, Derpy. It won't hurt."
- >the doctor tells he all about how it works to try and ease her tension
- >it doesn't work
- >you hold her front hoof as the doctor places the tool on the cast
- >she winces and tries to pull away, but you use your other hand to stop from moving
- >the thing starts up, making that annoying buzzing noise
- >Derpy lets out a squeal and tosses about, screaming about the "scawy munster sound"
- >you move your hand to pat her back, but she uses the opportunity to run away
- >you should've expected this
- >she reaches the edge of the table she's on
- >it's not like she can go anywhere
- >she's not fast, she can't fly, and the door's closed
- >you go to grab her
- >you're as slow and careful as you can possibly be
- >but she decides to hop off of the table
- >she lands with a loud crack
- >you're hoping that she didn't break another bone
- >you look and see her dragging herself along on three legs
- >she snapped the straps off the prosthetic
- >goddamnit, that's going to cost you at least $50 from that cheap-ass vet
- >you can't repair shit like that on your own
- >you walk over and pick up Derpy
- >"NUUUUU! DEWPY NO WAN HEWT! SCAWY MUNSTER HOOMAN WAN HEWT DEWPY! HEWWWWWWP! HEWP DEWPY!"
- >you're not sure if she's having more flashbacks or if she's afraid of you
- >you settle on flashbacks
- >the doctor looks at you
- >"I can give her the sedative for an extra $25."
- >"Would you just cut off the fucking cast before I do it myself?!"
- >eventually, you two manage to get the casts off
- >Derpy's visibly shaken by the sounds of you two telling her to shut up combined with the loud whirr of the cast remover
- >you hand the cheap-ass his money for the replacement straps and medical fees
- >on the drive home, Derpy just stares out the window, watching the rain pour
- >she turns to you, and must see the angry look on your face
- >"Dewpy sowwy."
- >"Thanks."
- >"Dewpy no wan daddeh mad. Dewpy wuv daddeh. Dewpy juss..."
- >she trails off, looking for the right words
- >"You thought I was your old daddy, didn't you."
- >she nods, a couple tears going down her cheeks
- >"It's okay. I'm sorry I yelled at you so loudly."
- >"Dewpy wuv daddeh."
- >you give her a short cuddle and she sits back down
- >"So. Your wings are fixed."
- >she looks at you, with the same stupid grin she gave when you made the muffins
- >"Wingies no gone?!"
- >she thought the doctor was cutting off her wings
- >oh shit, she thought you were holding her down while he cut off her wings
- >no wonder she was so terrified
- >"No. Your wingies are still right there."
- >she starts saying nothing incoherent excitement
- >you get back to the house and open her car door
- >instead of waiting for you to come and get her like she always does, she tries to fly to you
- >the rain mats down her feathers and she falls a foot or two
- >"Daddeh! Wingies no wuk!"
- >you walk over and see her, soaking wet, lying on the ground, crying
- >you pick her up and take her inside
- >she's gone from sad to pissed off
- >"Meanies make Dewpy no fwy! Why Dewpy no fwy! Dewpy wan fwy! Dewpy wan fwy!"
- >she shouts this to nobody as you dry her off with a towel
- >"Derpy, you can't fly in the rain. Stop being such a brat about this."
- >she puffs her cheeks out at you
- >"Dewpy no bwat! Daddeh bwat!"
- >she's starting to piss you off
- >"Derpy. Stop. You can fly all you want when I'm done. But if you keep this up, you won't be allowed to use your wings."
- >"Daddeh can teww Dewpy wah to do! Dewpy fwy aww awoun hou-"
- >"I'll take away your muffins, too. No more muffins. Ever."
- >that shuts her up instantly
- >why is she being so bratty all of a sudden?
- >you understand being upset about the whole "not flying right away" thing, but can't she just wait?
- >it's just fluffies being fluffies, you suppose
- >just like toddlers, they throw fits and tantrums
- >you've heard of them doing that when they don't get what they want
- >just like kids
- >in a few minutes, you've got her completely dried off
- >"Go on, Derpy. Go fly. But don't talk to daddy like that ever again. Okay?"
- >she nods and starts flapping her wings
- >she hops off of your lap and plops to the ground
- >using the wings is going to take some practice too, it seems
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