Ridiculous TF story

>Wake up
>Am horse
>"Why am I horse?"
>"What happened to me?"
>Fairy godpony shows up in room.
>"It is your destiny to make the people into the ponies."
>"What the shit?"
>"You must touch people and they will turn to ponies."
>"What the hell kind of destiny is that?"
>"Fuck if I know. Now enjoy your new life!"
>Fairy godpony disappears.
>Sit there dumbfounded for a moment
>Go to shitty roommate's room and poke him while he's asleep
>Shitty Roommate is now shitty pony.
>Look at hooves.
>"I could rule the world with this power...."
>You go out and touch everyone to turn them into ponies
>Neighbors become ponies
>Children become ponies
>Puppies become ponies
>"Wait, what?"
>Floor is now ponies
>Trees are now ponies
>Sky is now ponies
>Earth changes into one giant pony
>Giant Space Pony touches planets and stars to make them into more ponies
>Giant Space Ponies conquer universe

...What the fuck did I just type out?