[A4A] Aussie Slang.

Look at all them Sheila's, crikey mate. I want to throw a boomerang at a koala but the dingo ate my baby. It's as useless as tits on a bull. And blokes round here aren't packing much in the budgie smugglers. I've been flat out like a lizard drinking but I mean that stands out like a shag on a rock. I'm not pissing in your pocket mate. Pretty sure people round here have a few roos loose in the top paddock, couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. But don't get ya knickers in a knot, it's better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Fair suck of the sav mate. Between you me and the gate post I really have to drain the dragon and I'm carrying on like a bit of a pork chop. So I'll see ya's round like a risole, I'm off to the dunny. Hooroo.
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Cunt.