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- <04:51:49> "smashi": my poops are like oversized logs and clog the toilet every time i go poo
- <04:51:51> "smashi": i need help
- <04:52:02> "[adorable] Nommie": um
- <04:52:13> "smashi": my diet consists of dairy, wheat, pasta, and some ground meats
- <04:52:25> "[adorable] Nommie": vegies
- <04:52:26> "[adorable] Nommie": ?
- <04:52:34> "smashi": no
- <04:52:36> "smashi": not really
- <04:52:51> "smashi": maybe i should grab a banana every morning from the diner
- <04:52:59> "smashi": but i dont think that will help my giant poops
- <04:53:15> "[adorable] Nommie": smash
- <04:53:22> "[adorable] Nommie": I do not need to know this info
- <04:53:22> "smashi": i suppose i should stop holding my poops for days on end as well
- <04:53:24> "[adorable] Nommie": Please
- <04:53:34> "smashi": i spent 30 minutes clogging my toilet!
- <04:53:35> "[adorable] Nommie": Yeah maybe you should poop when you need to poop
- <04:53:36> "smashi": i need help!
- <04:53:41> "Scott": tf
- <04:53:41> "[adorable] Nommie": Clogging
- <04:53:50> "[adorable] Nommie": you spent 30 minutes shitting
- <04:53:51> "[adorable] Nommie": did you
- <04:53:53> "smashi": no
- <04:54:00> "smashi": it all happens in around 6 seconds
- <04:54:02> "smashi": and i look down
- <04:54:03> "smashi": and its so big
- <04:54:06> "smashi": thats its coming out the water
- <04:54:13> "[adorable] Nommie": stop
- <04:54:15> "smashi": and theres no way it will go down my puny dorm toilet
- <04:54:21> "smashi": so i have to spend half an hour clogging
- <04:54:25> "smashi": so im not embarrased by my roomates
- <04:54:43> "smashi": what do, i cant live like dis
- <04:55:08> "smashi": every time i go to the restroom, i have a small baby
- <04:55:15> "smashi": except their is no celebratory baby shower included
- <04:55:18> "smashi": just sorrow and sadness
- <04:55:26> "[adorable] Nommie": Im going to shower
- <04:55:32> "[adorable] Nommie": I hope your toilet feels better tomorrow
- <04:55:32> "smashi": ok :(
- <04:55:41> "[adorable] Nommie": seems like youve put it through some hard times
- <04:55:46> "[adorable] Nommie": Might be depressed
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