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My high school quote list

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  1. Amazing things I've heard at High School:
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  3. Girl: I hate my gender. I want to make a new gender all for myself.
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  5. Student: I know how to describe high school in three letters: KMS
  6.  
  7. Guy: MEMES ARE LIFE
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  9.  Student 1: Someone wrote in this textbook, 'weed is the best'
  10. Student 2: they're not wrong
  11.  
  12. Art Student: you know, the lemon nipple??
  13.  
  14. Teacher: Jesus should be swol
  15.  
  16. Student: White isn't a color
  17.  
  18. Student: My life may be a mess, but I have the internet so it's okay
  19.  
  20. Student: Yo, try this lotion. I have baby hands now.
  21.  
  22. AP Student: is Japan in Asia???
  23.  
  24. Student: *Pointing at flowers* Look at those plant reproductive organs!
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  26. Art student: it's like they tried to copy Bob Ross but ended up copying a two year old.
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  28. Animation student: Finally, I can animate myself dabbing.
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  30. Girl: What lies at the center of a tootsie pop?
  31. Girl 2: death
  32.  
  33. Student: I've married a snake!
  34.  
  35. Student: I thought there was something on your face
  36. Student 2: yeah it's called skin
  37.  
  38. Art Student: I don't want to enter your vortex!
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  40. Teacher: Take those phallic symbols off my white board!
  41.  
  42. Art Teacher: you gotta tickle the edges
  43.  
  44. Student: fuck me with a rake
  45. Two weeks later: wait... with the normal end or the rakey end?
  46.  
  47. Student: What does 'nut' mean?
  48.  
  49. Student: I want to choke on my numbers
  50.  
  51. Student: you want to hear about my sex life? It's all about pre-cal
  52.  
  53. Powerpoint title: How the Teletubbies cause Dancing with the Stars to Suck
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  55. Teacher: it's like nature's womb
  56.  
  57. Student: do you mean the hooker bat???
  58.  
  59. Girl: I’m a virus- can I inject my dna into you
  60.  
  61. Girl: I feel like a sardine!
  62.  
  63. Chemistry Teacher: *describing a trigonal plane* it’s like a fidget spinner
  64.  
  65. Girl: I feel like gods sweet rays are penetrating my ocular organs
  66.  
  67. Girl: why did god give spiders butt ropes
  68.  
  69. Girl: is lava moist
  70.  
  71. Girl: her beautiful, blue orbees
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  73. Girl: I cream for Satan
  74.  
  75. Student: *using fruit loops as an example of mass suicide*
  76.  
  77. Student: feline intercourse is disturbing.
  78.  
  79. French student: I wave my baguette around
  80.  
  81. Student: we are all furries on the inside
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  83. Student: I love caging my animals
  84.  
  85. Student: hey baby, can I touch your tentacles
  86.  
  87. Student: It’s not hentai, I swear!
  88.  
  89. Student: Fuck me through the butt-flap.
  90.  
  91. Student: please factor me by 2
  92.  
  93. Girl: what if hitler had a fursuit
  94.  
  95. Student: bob Ross is the second Jesus
  96.  
  97. Dr Gober, our principle: another question... “can you get me a girlfriend?”
  98. I can’t help you with that one, I’m gober not god
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  100. Student: Dr. Gober is my daddy
  101.  
  102. Art teacher: hello darkness my old friend..
  103.  
  104. Student: I’m gonna make out with a chainsaw
  105.  
  106. Student: the communist version of donuts
  107.  
  108. Art teacher: AP kids if you’re crying on the inside you can come by later
  109.  
  110. Student: is that a uterus?!
  111.  
  112. Student: succ-ueen
  113.  
  114. Guy to his friends: you’re gonna embarrass me in front of the lizards
  115.  
  116. Student: I want my protons taken away
  117.  
  118. Student: cucumber dildo
  119. 3 weeks later: that’s a vegan dick
  120.  
  121. Student: I don’t want your tube fruit!
  122.  
  123. Student: the bee can’t love you back!
  124.  
  125. Student to other student: *caresses foot* mmm, that’s some good foot.
  126.  
  127. Girl: do you ever just grab your own boobs
  128.  
  129. Girl: Branch sex
  130.  
  131. Girl: do you ever just look at your feet and think that it could be one homogenous toe?
  132. Me: what the fuck
  133.  
  134. Me: what’s wrong with bulbasaur’s bulb it feels weird
  135. Girl: well, maybe you should stop fingering him
  136.  
  137. Girl: I want the Mona Lisa to dab
  138.  
  139. Girl: sublime thighs
  140.  
  141. A girl in total seriousness: dude, I am a monster fucker
  142.  
  143. A poster in AP English: “the hidden lives of those who LARP”
  144.  
  145. Student: I used to boil ants
  146.  
  147. Student: sign me up to a furry dating site
  148.  
  149. Student: I’m in a group so it’s communism
  150.  
  151. Art teacher: it’s like a contemporary hand turkey
  152.  
  153. Guy in math: I’d suck dick to be 21, I’d also suck dick for a slurpee
  154.  
  155. Art teacher: do you know what you need for liking watercolor? to get help.
  156.  
  157. Student: suddenly, child labor
  158.  
  159. Girl: I’m gonna deep throat a raw onion
  160.  
  161. Girl: that guy can go suck my left nut
  162.  
  163. AP Bio Teacher: at no point during this lecture will I lactate
  164.  
  165. Teacher: you are going to hell.
  166.  
  167. Girl: you forgot how to make babies.
  168.  
  169. Girl: I don’t keep him as a slave
  170.  
  171. Student: cat tiddies!
  172.  
  173. Student: you can slap ur butt right onto that chair
  174.  
  175. Student: what’s up muffin butt?
  176.  
  177. Student: 3...2...1... Whores!
  178.  
  179. Student: what are boobs in the end?
  180.  
  181. Art teacher: holy sperm
  182.  
  183. Student: is cockroach milk an adequate substitute for water
  184.  
  185. Student: I like a good whip
  186.  
  187. Girl: you had to mcdo it do ‘em
  188.  
  189. Girl: slap that meat
  190.  
  191. Teacher: dig through the trash, find some spoiled food, and eat it
  192.  
  193. Student: I don’t care if the economy crashes, I don’t want to go to school
  194.  
  195. Student: kill me with the power of dab
  196.  
  197. Student 1: m rated transformers
  198. Student 2: yummy
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