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- Jump #446: One Last God Kubera
- >Ace of Pentacles, reversed: The need to focus on the practical and understand the dynamics of your environment.
- >Race: God (-800)
- >Identity: Magician
- >Drawbacks: (+500) Unattractive, Broken Limit, Delicious
- I have a feeling I'm going to be laughing at the people who come after me when I point out to them that I am too powerful to pull my punches with them.
- >Attribute: Resurrection (Free, God)
- Healing is a good thing. Bringing back the dead is a sort of healing, right? Because if you can't bring back the dead YOU DON'T CALL IT RESURRECTION.
- >Hoti Jumper (Free, God)
- Loaning out my power isn't anything new, but this provides a new avenue to make it easier. Rather nifty, if perhaps needing some tweaking.
- >Silent Magic (Free, God)
- Silent magic, holy magic, all is calm, all is tragic? ...hm, better not write Christmas carols.
- >Idha Etu (400, God)
- ...So wait, I can summon myself? Or at least manifest myself. That sounds entertaining.
- >Insight (Free, God)
- I already have such psychometry, but this is a handy shortcut, I suppose.
- >Anatman (200)
- I paid the extra to make sure that I remain an out of context problem for anyone using clairvoyance on me. It's worth it.
- >Self Sword (Free, God)
- Okay, I have to admit, extracting magical items from myself that are forged with my raw power is pretty nifty.
- >The Wheel Turns Eternal (0)
- This is the point that I start kicking myself for not having accepted the sometime-role of divinity in the past and taking care of my believers, but hey, at least I can fix that now.
- You know what you should definitely not do when you're supposed to be banned from interacting with the world? Spreading urban legends about yourself as a means to get around restrictions. As it turns out, in any city, in any country, you can go to a library, pull a certain musty book off the shelf where it was misfiled, and learn the mark of a minor deity that'll happily give you magic. And if you keep reading, you'll learn how to heal yourself and others, and even how to temporarily summon him, where subsequently the proxies of other gods will hunt him while he accidentally gives everyone within a mile radius Wolverine-level regeneration for the day.
- Whoops.
- It probably doesn't help that making the book appear like this means it isn't just limited to people actively looking for it, but literally anyone who comes across it. Abruptly, there are an AWFUL lot of magical librarians.
- Also, one of the rituals in those books includes summoning pizza. Because infinite pizza should not be restricted.
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