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- Rumor has it the garden has a pitiful wilting flower that's a godsend if you're hungry! Watering it blesses you with "food luck". You'll somehow manage to grab at least one of popular items you want during the school bakery rush hour. That 9-piece chicken nugget meal you ordered? It comes with a whopping two extra nuggets. Maybe your sweetheart (or crush!) will ask you out to your favorite restaurant out of the blue? Securing serendipitous seconds is seldom successful, though - you'll need to practically flood the school to satisfy the flower beyond your first encounter!
- They say the fossilized remains of the Kangaroo Bachidae, a prehistoric kangaroo species, are buried under the basketball court! Apparently, no modern animal could dream to match its peak jumping height, and that enough time has passed for its spirit to rise to the surface. Thanks to its influence, you're guaranteed to perform perfect slam dunks every time you attempt it at that court but only if you yell "KANGAROO BACHI PEAK" mid-air. No team has ever dared to try it in a serious match probably to avoid embarrassing themselves, but the success rate of the kangaroo bachi manuever has been eerily perfect for everyone who's actually done it. Care to test it?
- You know how we're always told not to run in the hallways? Well, you might be tempted to on the one of our 8th floor music room! When you casually stroll by that hallway, nothing really happens. But for whatever reason, if you do anything from a light jog to a 100m sprint along the hallway at any time between the short window between 6PM and five minutes after, I heard you'll be able to hear a voice singing Eurobeat songs! The faster you go, the louder you'll be able to hear them. How simply walking makes you completely deaf to the phenomenon remains a mystery.
- I swear they didn't sponsor me, but I heard if you order food at the cafeteria for a whole week, you'll develop a dramatic increase in academic sharpness for your weakest subject the following week. Students who slept through math class say they suddenly found their classes weirdly intuitive after committing to eating at the cafeteria, and those who hated gym were seen to become competitive. However, after the week of being blessed with a "power-up", you'll revert back to your previous attitude and struggles with that subject. The lunchladies claim that they haven't tampered with their food in any way, but are pretty happy with the good business lately.
- Talk of the school is the life-size skeleton in our science room could be a lifesaver for athletes thanks to a rather peculiar ritual. It's said if you enter the room alone with the lights closed and grasp onto the bones of your choice for at least five seconds, your corresponding bones will be massively strengthened! Basketball players usually opt for wrists and football players tend to choose legs, but the majority of students are too creeped out to even try it. The school's star baseball pitcher who just won a major tournament attests his success to the skeleton, so maybe it's worth braving it out?
- Have you heard? The students in 2C are said to be afflicted with a tragic curse. Ever since they wasted a ton of food during one of their class parties earlier in the year, they've been experiencing an unsetting phenomenon - every single one of them shares the same appetite! Regardless of how a particular student's body is physically feeling, if the entire class doesn't collectively feel hungry, that student simply can't will himself to eat anything. When someone's stuffed, everyone, even the girl who hasn't eaten in two days, feels as full as the rest of them - or so it appears. Why else would so many of them look so malnourished ever since that day?
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