RetroRhymez - Killing Flash

>Be Anon.
>Today's the big day of the spring prom.
>You are wearing your favorite shirt.
>You are wearing your favorite pants.
>Today's the big day.
"Hi, Rarity." You say.
>The girl whirls around to face you.
>You see her twirling her hair.
>"Yo, what's up?" She says to you.
>Fuck, you're already nervous.
>Palms spaghetti knees weak arms spaghetti.
"Are you going out to prom with anyone yet?"
>She smiles at you.
>"Of course I am. I'm going with Flash."
>You're completely crushed on the inside.
>You suddenly try to think of a way to try to convince her to break up with him.
"Ha...haven't you heard? Twilight's already going with Flash." You say.
>Rarity's face turns into surprise.
>"WHAT?"
>You didn't wear your best clothes for nothing.
>"I'll fucking murder him!"
>You widen your eyes.
"Okay then. I think I'll leave you alone now."
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>You leave the school and Rarity can be heard screaming at the top of her lungs for Flash Sentry.
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>Next day.
>You're sitting down for breakfast and watching tv when a news broadcast combs on.
>You look at the screen with sorrowful eyes.
>You cannot believe what you just saw.
>"Flash Sentry of Canterlot High has been murdered last night with a two foot long knife." The news reporter Tom Tucker says.
>You are scared, because you just know that Rarity did it.
>You just know it.
What do?

>It has become clear to you.
>All the alarms sound off in your head as you realize it's all ogre now.
>Rarity killed Flash Sentry and it's all your fault.
>There is one solution to end this.
>You need to bring her in to the police.
>Dead or alive.
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>You soon find out that your parents know about the killing of Flash.
>They sit you down.
>Talk to you.
>"Anon, we are pulling you out of school until they catch the killer." Your dad tells you.
"What the fuck?"
>"Yes, it's true." Your mom says. "That school is too dangerous until they find out who done it."
>You're... you're okay with this.
>You never liked school anyway.
>All of that homework.
>All of the quizzes and tests and all that shit you hate.
>Gone.
>Fuck school.
"But what about my education?" You say, joking around to mess with them.
>"You want to go back?"
"Yes. I love learning."
>The two think about it for a couple of seconds.
>You are already sure that they will say no.
>"Okay. But you need to promise to be safe."
>Shake your head.
>What?
>NOOOO!
>FUCK.
>Now you have to go to school tomorrow and face Rarity who killed Flash.
>You have never been so scared.
What do now?

>You are on your way to the school.
>Dark clouds fly overhead.
>No sign of Rarety yet.
>You walk up to the front doors.
>Go inside.
>All of the students go hi Anon as you pass by them
>Fuck these assholes
>They're so fake.
>Make your way to first period right after the bell rings.
>Shit.
>You're fucking late.
>But that's the least of your worries.
>In your backpack you brought with you a gun.
>If Rarity attacks you, you'll need to be able to defend yourself.
>That bitch is so fucking crazy.
>You still might ask her out, though.
>Twilight approaches you from around the corner.
>You remember what happened before.
>Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>She looks at you
>"Is something wrong, Anon? You look tense."
>Fuck
>Fucking goddammit
"Twilight, what are you doing here?" You say to her.
>"Um... Because It's Monday."
>Quiver your lip.
"But what about... The thing?"
>"What? Oh you mean flash?"
"Yeah."
>"I didn't know him for that long. I was out of town most of the time, so I never really connected with flash."
"You mean..."
>"I'm over him, Anon."
>She then smiles at you.
"What's the smile for?"
>"You going to prom with anyone?"
>...
>Fuck.
What do?

>"Well... you see, now that Flash isn't around anymore, I have kinda been available to do the prom with someone else." Twilight said.
>Oh shit.
>C'mon Anon you gotta get some response out.
"Uh alright."
>"So..."
"So what?"
>"I was wondering if..."
>Oh fuck, she's about to ask you out to the prom tonight, isn't she?
>What the hell are you going to do?
>Just at that moment, Twilight's phone rings in her skirt pocket.
>"Erhm, hang on." She says. "Just one second."
>Crisis averted.
>For now.
>But for how long?
>You go to class, mostly avoiding interaction with Twilight.
>You sit there.
>Staring at the board.
>Not at all listening to the teacher.
>"Anon, darling." Rarity suddenly said.
>...
>Shit.
>You completely forgot that she's ion this class too.
"Um... Hi?"
>She gives you a weird smile.
>You don't like this at all.
>"Darling, Twilight just texted me to tell you something."
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>"She said that she wants to go to the prom with you and is asking if you feel the same way."
>F U C K
>Rarity them makes an evil frown.
>"And you are going to say no to her."
>...
>Wat
>"I know you were about to ask me out. But now that Flash is... gone... and she chose you over him, I want you to choose me over her."
"What? Why?"
>"It's a girl thing, Anon. You wouldn't understand."
>That's probably code word for "my reason is bullshit, so I won't tell you why".
>"I want you to reject her, Anon. Or at least go along with it if you want me to tell her for you."
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>You remember the gun you brought with you in your backpack.
>Is Rarity going to do anything?
>She's still giving you that funny look.
>Expecting you to give in.
"Well, uh, I..."
>"Darling?"
>"Gah! Uh, sure. I'll go with you. I'll do it, I'll do it."
>"It would take you a while to unzipped your backpack and reach into it anyway.
>Part of you wanted to defend yourself.
>But... well... You know...
>You were just caught off guard.
>Rarity giggles really excitedly.
>"Oh thank you, Darling! You are such a lamb for stepping in for Flash!"
>She pulls you closer.
>"And I'm quite a wild date, too... Darling..."
>...
>"I'll be sure to give you a killer night. One way or another."
>That clearly meant two things.
>Her voice strikes fear into your heart.
>But her words strike blood into your dick.
>You did not expect this boner.
"So... are we going tonight in your car or..." You say, trying to keep the topic a peaceful one.
>"Oh don't worry, darling. I'll drive over to your place to pick you up."
>How... generous of her.
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"Okay..." You say, getting your phone out. "I live at-"
>"Oh nononononoo my darling, I already know it."
>...
>What the fuck?
>"The school has a directory, remember? I remember seeing your address in it."
>FUCKING GOD DAMN IT
>You were getting ready to give her the wrong address.
>Not sure what you would have done after that.
>Drop out of school?
>As much as you would love that, it's not really a true possibility.
>Rarity is already walking away, doing a sort of victory stride.
>You want to reach into your backpack so bad.
>But think to yourself.
>What would that look like to everyone else?
>The other students?
>The teachers?
>The.... news?
>Yeah, fuck that.
>You'll find another way... hopefully.
>"Oh, and your numbers in the directory too, darling. Don't worry!" Rarity says to you before turning the corner.
>No...
>You need to do something to fix this.
>There's no proof that Rarity killed Flash.

>You go about the rest of the day worrying.
>Behind every corner, there could be Rarity.
>You just know she's watching you.
>And she knows where you live too.
>If this isn't the worst day of your life, then you don't know what is.
>After a long period of consideration, you make up your mind that there's no way out of this mess.
>You do have a gun in your backpack.
>That's the first thing you think about.
>But the last thing you want to do is pull it out in the middle of a school.
>That would be extremely misleading.
>You even start crying at how trapped you are.
>Fucking hell, man.
>The ending bell finally rings after a paranoid day.
>It's time to go home.
>It was a good effort, Anon.
>Even though you didn't really put up a fight.
>You know exactly what you're going to do with your dad's gun once you get home.
>This is where it all ends, is it?
>Unless Rarity gives you an excuse to shoot her at an instant when no one is around, you are just so fucked.
>Though, you could just give up completely and go to the prom tonight with Rarity.
>That's the more logical answer.
>It's too bad you have to be such a stubborn sperg.
>You could barely talk to the girl.
>But before you make it to the bus, Twilight waves you down.
>Oh no.
>Oh fucking no.
>"Anon! Hey, dude!" Twilight said.
>You stop.
"Hi." You say back to Twilight.
>"Did Rarity tell you what I wanted her to tell you?"
>Oh hell no.
"Y-yeah."
>"So what do you say? You want to come to the prom with me tonight? I'm sorry if you feel like I'm putting too much pressure on you."
>Oh shit.
>She knows you look tense.
>But she doesn't know why.
>And you have no proof.

>It could be her for all she knows and you'd just look like you're lying about it.
>"It's okay. I spend all night last night reading up on prom etiquette and romance and dating. I went through three whole books so I'd know exactly how to make sure you're comfortable and happy."
>Oh god...
>Your heart is splitting in two.
>"I want to show that I care, so I did that just for you. So what do you say? Will you go to the prom with me?"
>She smiles at you and tilts her head slightly.
>How the fuck can you say no to this face?
"Yes. I'll go with you, Twilight."
>Twilight smiles even wider and starts hopping around in glee.
>"Yesyesyesyesyes!" She celebrates.
>Your heart is in two pieces.
>Why did this have to happen?

>You head on home with a frown on your face.
>Twilight even handed you a piece of paper with her number on it.
>You've never felt worse.
>And you never thought you be saying something like that when a girl like Twilight gave you her number.
>Make it home.
>After being postponed last time, the prom is scheduled to happen tonight.
>You didn't even realize that it was postponed before.
>You completely forgot about it anyway.
>A couple of texts from Rarity reach your phone.
>She wants you to wear your best suit.
>She also said that she's getting ready to "break the news" to Twilight.
>You feel sick.
>But you're not going down without a fight.
>At least not anymore.
>You decide to text Twilight and tell her everything that happened.
>To be honest, the truth will always set you free.
>This whole thing actually has been really unlucky for you,
>And you really didn't have any control over the situation.
>So just freaking tell her about it.
>You text her, and she answers in seconds.
>You had told her everything.
>Every detail.
>Except for the fact that Rarity killed Flash.
>She replies with: "Aww, why would she do that?"
>You tell her that you don't know, but promise to Twilight that you'll make everything right.
>You swear.
>The prom is still on as far as you know, and now Twilight at least knows what's going on.
>Suddenly, you hear a knock at your door.
>It must be the Rarity.

>You have to answer the door.
>You can't just leave her standing out there.
>She's waiting.
>Open the door.
>And sure enough, there stands Rarity.
>"Did you get my text, darling?"
"Which one?"
>"When I said we are going shopping."
>Just then, your phone vibrated in your pocket.
>Rarity heard it too.
>It took a while to reach you.
>the girl eventually yanks you out the door to the grocery store where she's going to buy a cake.
>A fucking cake.
>keep your phone with you so you can still somehow contact Twilight.
>Minutes later, Rarity drives you over to the mall where she will go buy her prom dressgown.
>You keep texting Twilight to try and understand that Rarity is dragging you around town.
>You had no other choice than to leave the gun at home.
>How could you have even possibly taken it with you without it being noticed?
>But the worst has yet to come.
>You notice Rarity get a text and pull her phone out.
>This was right after you explained to Twilight that you can't think of a way to make Rarity let you go, but that you'll keep trying.
>Rarity looks down at her phone and grimaces.
>Oh shit .
>The text was from Twilight.
>And she told Rarity everything while begging to let you go.
>Rarity makes that creepy face again as the two of you are in the back of a store.
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>She reaches into her purse.

>In an instant, you bolt to the side.
>"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"
>You don't look back.
>Rarity was wearing high heels, and you're wearing sneakers.
>This should get you a good lead.
>You hear her footfalls behind you as you approach the front doors.
>"Hey! Stop right there!" Yells a clerk.
>Oh fuck.
>They think you stole something.
>"Get back here!" Rarity instantly plays along.
>God dammit.
>It's a good thing you already made it to the doors.
>"Security!" A voice far behind you says.
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>You make it to the parking lot and realize that you were driven here.
>Now what?

>So many cars parked in here.
>Not sure how many have unlocked doors.
>There's no time to check.
>You run over to a black Subaru.
>Try the handle.
>Locked.
>Shit.
>Try the next car.
>Also locked.
>No reason to be surprised.
>"Stop right there!"
>There are two security guards coming after you.
>GodFuckingDammit.
>Sprint away.
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>If you stood there for five more seconds, they would have tackled you.
>And Rarity is nowhere to be seen.
>That's somehow worse.
>As you run, a car passing through the lot almost runs right into you.
>Tires skid across the pavement.
>They stopped.
>Screw it, take the chance.
>None of the parked cars are unlocked anyway, you just know it.
>This is the fucking mall.
>And you don't even know the first damn thing about hotwiring cars.
>Fall to the ground and pretend to be hurt.
>Guards are coming.
>Car door opens and a scrawny old man steps out.
>Now is the chance.
>Spring to your feet.
>Yank the old man out of the way and get in the car all in one motion.
>Guards stand right in front of the car, pulling their tasers out.
>The engine was still running.
>Slam on the gas.
>Car shoots forward.
>Hits the guard that was about to move to the drivers side to grab you.
>The other guard gets out of the way, but ends up on the passenger side where the door is still closed.
>Fucking floor it.
>The wind closes the driver door.
>Floor it more.
>See someone in the way of the parking lot exit.
>It's, you guessed it, Rarity.
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>Speed up.
>She knows she has no chance.
>Ducks out of the way.
>You are now on the main road.
>No doubt the cops will be looking for this car.
>You're shit at driving, let alone having a chance at evading law enforcement.
What do?

>Go down some roads.
>You barely have any idea what part if town you're in.
>Horns start honking as your reckless driving pisses more people off.
>Damn, it's hard to drive on these crowded roads.
>You can't even imagine texting.
>See a couple of familiar looking his stations before you decide to pull over on the side if the road.
>There are no cars around at the moment.
>You made it far away though to hopefully avoid the cops for a while as long as your name isn't dropped.
>It so coincidental you said that.
>Phone vibrates.
>New text.
>It's from Rarity.
>Shitshitshitshit
>"You shouldn't have done that darling."
>You don't say anything back.
>"I do believe we still have a prom to attend. And I'm not going to let you wiggle your way out of this one."
>this can't be happening.
>"The boys in blue just asked me about you. And I may or may not tell them tomorrow. Depending on if you decide to go to the prom with me."
>What the fuck is Twilight going to think about all this?
>"Go back to your house darling."
>No.
>"Look nice and innocent so the coppers don't suspect a thing.
>Nononononoo
>"And we will try this again. Got it?"
>You have no other choice.
>"If you don't comply, I'll tell them who you are. And where you live."
>You didn't even steal anything from the mall.
>But you car jacked an old man.
>Your ass is on the line no matter what.

>Leave the car.
>Wipe the seat in attempt to remove any traces of your DNA from it.
>Wow that was stupid.
>Rarity keeps texting you to drive back to your house.
>You almost get back in before you start to hear sirens in the distance.
>Police cars are nearby.
>Fucking run now so you have a head start when they find the car.
>You take off.
>Get out of the woods.
>Just go.
>You just know that the cops must have reached the car by now.
>Finally see a couple of houses nearby.
>And it's a neighborhood you recognize.
>You can find your way home from here.
>Text Rarity and tell her that you're on your way so she doesn't say shit.
>Go over to the houses.
>No one around so far.
>Run down the street.
>A minute or two pass.
>You get an idea.
>Text Twilight and say that you were at a friends house, but they had to go quickly and had no time to drive you back to your place.
>You give her the names of the streets you're at.
>Ask her if she can pick you up and if you both can go to your house to prepare for the prom.
>A moment passes.
>She says yes.
>All you have to do is wait for Twilight to get here.
>Then you and her will be together once you meet Rarity at your house.
>You plan to tell Twilight that Rarity killed Flash, and that she actually forced you to go to the mall with her for shopping.
>Then dish the truth out to Rarity.
>If all goes well, Rarity won't stand a chance as there are two of you, and Twilight probably has some sort of authority over Rarity.
>You don't know why this is, but it is what you assume.
>You're just trying to throw your plan together really fast.
>The sounds of the police cars can soon be heard again.

>A few minutes go by.
>Fuck.
>A lot more minutes go by as the sirens draw closer.
>Double fuck.
>You soon see a car appear from around the corner.
>Automatically assume cop.
>Fucking duck and cover.
>Whoever it was saw you.
>Gets out of the car and calls your name, having recognized you.
>But the voice you hear reassures you.
>"Anon!" Says Twilight. "I'm here, it's me. Why are you hiding behind that bush like that?"
>Oh thank god.
"Oh my god, thank you for coming." You say. "There's something you need to know!"
>There's something you need to know cliche.
>*ding*
>You tell Twilight the rest of the information.
>Explain that you couldn't say before because Rarity might do something horrible.
>Twilight is skeptical for the first half of the car ride.
>But she eventually agrees.
>"Wait... Anon..."
"Yeah?"
>"We're still going to the prom, right?"
>Nervousness sets in.
"Uh, yeah."
>The two of you are too nervous to talk once that line is said.
>Eventually, you make it back to your house.
>Twilight is extremely hesitant, but really would like to talk to Rarity to know what the fuck is going on here.
>She doesn't completely believe you yet, but she still wants to make sure.
>Rarity is standing in the front of your driveway as Twilight pulls up to it.
>Get ready.

>Rarity immediately noticed Twilight.
>She starts making that face again.
>You know that Twilight must confront her first.
"You want to talk to her?"
>"Yeah she's looking kinda sketchy. I'm starting to think you're right. But I need to see how she reacts to me."
"What does that mean?"
>"Watch."
>Twilight steps out of the car.
>You sink down into your seat, almost hiding as though Rarity can't see you.
>But she's staring straight at you.
>Twilight starts talking to her.
>The two girls start having a heated argument.
>Twilight appears to be asking all the questions here.
>You see Rarity start to reach behind her back.
>You first think about Twilight's life.
>There's no reason that she should die just because you were a pussy and waited in the car.
>Get out of the fucking car.
>Rarity sees you before you shout your warning.
"Twilight look out!"
>Rarity pulls a large kitchen knife from behind her back.
>"Holy fucking shit!" Says Twilight before she backs away.
>"I'm sorry darling, but I'm afraid this is necessary."
>Lunge forward.
>But a Rarity takes a swing at you, missing.
>Her eye is twitching.
>"I'm sorry it had to end this way, my darling."
>She creepily walks towards you.
>All of the sudden, Twilight tackles Rarity to the ground from her side.
>But Rarity still has the knife.
>She starts swinging it at Twilight, missing again.
>Makes you wonder how she killed Flash.
>Twilight scoops up a handful of dirt from the ground and splats it onto Rarity's face.
>She knows this will distract her.
>"Eewwwwww!" Says Rarity.
>Twilight gets on top of Rarity and tried to wrestle the knife out of her hand.

>Rarity is barely strong enough to push Twilight off of her.
>You run over to the two.
>Twilight is pushed away.
>You take Rarity be surprise.
>Slap the knife out if her hand.
>Twilight screams as it flings towards her in her direction.
>It misses.
>Grab Rarity by the shoulders and try to hold her down.
>She grabs your arms and flings you off of her.
>She's stronger than she looks.
>Look around for the knife.
>Nowhere you can see.
>While you are distracted looking for the knife, Rarity runs over to Twilight's car.
>She gets behind the wheel.
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>"Come here, Darling!" She crazily screams as she slams on the gas.
>Fucking duck out of the way.
>Twilight runs closer to you as Rarity has to turn the car around after missing.
>The car is leaving tire marks across the grass.
>This bitch is fucking crazy.
>Suddenly, your dad comes out of the house from all of the commotion outside.
>The guy has a damn shotgun in his hand.
>Shit just got real.
>But Rarity doesn't even care.
>Turns the car towards your dad.
>Speeds up.
>He aims his shotgun.

>Rarity speeds towards your father.
>She's not letting up.
>You see his finger on the trigger.
>You're.... not sure what to do.
>"Mama's coming, baby!" Rarity screams at the top of her lungs as the trigger is pulled.
>A bullet goes through the windshield.
>Misses Rarity.
>Your dad fires again.
>This time, the bullet goes into the front of the car, making a lot of fire come out.
>The car swerves out of control.
>Fuck.
>It almost hits you as you move out of the way.
>The front door is opened by your worried mom, and you tell Twilight to go inside and that you'll explain everything later.
>Twilight disappears into the house while your dad reloads the shotgun.
>"Anon?" He yells at you. "Who the fuck is this?"
"I... I don't know. It's just some crazy bitch."
>He cocks the gun and aims at her again.
>Rarity is not fazed by the fire coming out of the trunk.
>"Well then, 'crazy bitch'. Nice to meet ya." Your dad says.
>She speeds towards him, ready to run him over with the flaming Twilight's car.
>He shoots again, but misses as Rarity swerved out of the way just in time.
>You're pretty sure the cops were called by now.
>He fires again, and the car suddenly stops moving.
>It skids to the curb and crashes into a pole.

>You slowly step towards the car as it has a large plume of smoke coming from it.
>Twilight watches from the house.
>Your dad keeps his shotgun aimed at the car until the smoke clears.
>She's fucking dead.
>Bullet went right into her forehead between her eyes.
>And right through the middle of her crazy brain.
>Fucking excellent shot.
>You're glad your dad is a hunter.
>He walks over to the car and drags Rarity's corpse out of it.
>Throws her over his shoulder and walks into the house as Twilight exits the house.
>"Thank you." She says.
>"Ey, no problem."
>Dad walks inside with the dead Rarity and starts going upstairs.
>"I'll be back down in ten minutes."
>Dad pls
>Twilight's car is eventually towed to a mechanic shop for it to be fixed.
>The police are called 20 minutes later and the sun starts to go down.
>Rarity's body is hidden and burned after the police arrive.
>The cops had literally just figured out for themselves that Rarity killed Flash and already had a warrant for her arrest.
>Slow-ass detectives.
>Tell them that she tried to run you over with Twilight's car, but your dad shot the car and disabled it while also shooting Rarity in the shoulder and nowhere else.
>You tell them Rarity ran off and it still at large.
>You and Twilight and your dad all agree that she is crazy and dangerous, to which the cops take seriously and send out armed search teams.
>Meanwhile, you go to the prom with Twilight.
>It's literally the best night of your life.
>Twilight slow dances with you on front of everyone there.
>She kisses you and becomes the prom princess like she does every year.
>Her wings are so beautiful.
>Spike dies.
>...
>A news story about Rarity comes on the next day.
>"Law Enforcement actively searching and investigating."
>They'll never fucking find her.
The End
-by RetroRhymez
>Silence.