Fallout: PnP Edition: Log 4: Chapter 4: Subtitle Four: Pun

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Saturday, May 11, 2013
8:01 PM - Wing Attack Plan R entered chat.
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster entered chat.
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: sup
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Ryan not being here
8:01 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: the usual
8:01 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah, I was about to comment on that
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Boris will be joining late
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: also usual
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: not a surprise here
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: plus I have zero things prepared
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: once again
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: usual
8:02 PM - M.Ciaster: yeah, Data told me about that
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: so all in all this should turn out to be a fairly average game
8:02 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: :v
8:03 PM - M.Ciaster: we should probably get Potato to sub as Ryan, he's pretty much a permanent player anyway :v
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: :v
8:03 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Data I think the only time you ever played was the first game
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Not like we need Ryan anyway
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: he's never here
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: always delays us
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: never responds in a timely manner
8:04 PM - M.Ciaster: what do you mean, he's a great autistic native american who can shoot lightning
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: his character almost never speaks
8:04 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: He is as bad a player as he is a GM
8:04 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: ^
8:04 PM - M.Ciaster: when he's not sleeping face-first on his keyboard I mean
8:05 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: also he shits in public
8:05 PM - M.Ciaster: he'd be a great player and GM if he was actually, y'know, there when we're trying to play
8:05 PM - M.Ciaster: that's all
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yep
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: to be honest I don't think I'm gonna invite him to any other games I ever host
8:06 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: I plan on making a custom, homebrew ruleset for a PnP based in the FTL universe, if you've ever played thatr
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Me and Wing are gonna collab and make it notsuck
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: With a hint of acne scars :V
8:07 PM - M.Ciaster: why not just adapt one of the ten thousand other rulesets that are out there and work
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: noooooooooo
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: well
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes
8:07 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: http://206.47.170.43/channels/images/EJOMAIN456.jpg
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: we were gonna modify the Fallout one actually
8:07 PM - MeltingData: oh shit lol
8:07 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: cause
8:07 PM - MeltingData: this has been going on for a bit
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: it's easy :v
8:08 PM - MeltingData: and i didnt even notice
8:08 PM - MeltingData: wooooops
8:08 PM - MeltingData: hey guys
8:08 PM - M.Ciaster: but the fallout one kind of sucks to be honest
8:08 PM - M.Ciaster: I mean, yeah, it works, but it's not the kind of "it works" I was talking about
8:08 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: hence the modifications
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I don't have that much experience with other stuff so I don't really know the systems
8:09 PM - MeltingData: i dont have any experince with other stuff c:
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: unless you completely gut the combat system and make it not so needlessly complicate
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: d
8:09 PM - MeltingData: experience*
8:09 PM - MeltingData: also fix the fuck out of weight values
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Stalker pnp was based off of the DnD ruleset but didn't let me allocate point so I automatically hated it
8:09 PM - MeltingData: lead bb guns
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: I don't have any practical experience, but I sure as hell like spergin' about it!
8:09 PM - MeltingData: also by the way appy
8:09 PM - M.Ciaster: :v
8:09 PM - MeltingData: i have 19 skill points
8:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: yes?
8:09 PM - MeltingData: should i go ahead and allocate those?
8:09 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: No
8:10 PM - M.Ciaster: what do you mean it didn't allow you to allocate points that's dumb Wing
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Yeah you probably should
8:10 PM - M.Ciaster: should've ripped your GM a new one
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: nooooo you should save them in case you see something nice at a shop you want to buy with them
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: YES YOU SHOULD DISTRUBUTE THEM
8:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: silly
8:10 PM - MeltingData: :v
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: He never implemented a skill point system it just said to roll
8:10 PM - MeltingData: how do i even do that
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: either way the rolls fit with my character
8:10 PM - MeltingData: this program is hells uncooperative
8:10 PM - CrackedChip =9 days until bday= has been invited to chat.
8:10 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Yeah the program is pretty gay
8:11 PM - M.Ciaster: you add skill points in the -/+ column
8:11 PM - MeltingData: aight
8:11 PM - M.Ciaster: next to the skills you need to increase
8:11 PM - M.Ciaster: wow, it didn't try to hit on me yet but hell ya might be right, Wing
8:11 PM - MeltingData: ok so i just leave the numbers there
8:11 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: not that difficult to allocate skill points :v
8:11 PM - MeltingData: and continually add as i get more skill points
8:11 PM - MeltingData: ?
8:12 PM - M.Ciaster: yes
8:12 PM - M.Ciaster: that's pretty much the gist of it
8:12 PM - MeltingData: shush appy
8:12 PM - MeltingData: goddamn thats retarded
8:12 PM - MeltingData: w/e
8:12 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: excel character sheets master race
8:12 PM - MeltingData: we starting soon?
8:12 PM - M.Ciaster: when Ryan comes on
8:12 PM - M.Ciaster: IF Ryan comes on
8:12 PM - MeltingData: whats his steam again
8:12 PM - M.Ciaster: Beaf please just shoot Potato a message
8:13 PM - CrackedChip =9 days until bday= entered chat.
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: CrackedChip
8:13 PM - M.Ciaster: OH SHIT
8:13 PM - MeltingData: hes been online
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: about damn time
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: THERE U GO
8:13 PM - MeltingData: you shitheads
8:13 PM - M.Ciaster: I have summoned the Ryan
8:13 PM - CrackedChip =9 days until bday=: Sorry, had to move some shit around
8:13 PM - M.Ciaster: I'm sorry u guise
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Fagoo always works
8:13 PM - M.Ciaster: also hey Ryan
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: YO FAGGO
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: YE FAGGO
8:13 PM - MeltingData: double double toil and trouble
8:13 PM - M.Ciaster: don't fall asleep this time
8:13 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: ye wot m8
8:13 PM - MeltingData: turn this stupid ryan mellow
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: Aite so all yall niggas
8:13 PM - MeltingData: anyway
8:13 PM - MeltingData: lets go
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: www.rolz.org/group
8:13 PM - MeltingData has changed their name to Renaldo.
8:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge: FalloutPnP
8:14 PM - sUiCiDaL Appy Beaf McBighuge has changed their name to Game Masta Gorgutz.
8:15 PM - Renaldo: alright i think we're all in
8:15 PM - Renaldo: wait no
8:15 PM - Renaldo: im dumb
8:15 PM - Renaldo: kill me
8:15 PM - Renaldo: why is boris late btw?
8:15 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He had some dinner or something to go to
8:15 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: he is always late
8:16 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yep
8:16 PM - Tom Blanco: hell, last time he was, uh, like three hours late
8:16 PM - Tom Blanco: dude's pretty good at that
8:16 PM - Renaldo: wow
8:16 PM - Renaldo: 10/10
8:16 PM - Tom Blanco: not exactly a marketable skill though
8:16 PM - Renaldo: i think i read the log of that
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: it was pretty amazing
8:17 PM - Claps with Thunder: Yeah, Boris is worse than me
8:17 PM - Renaldo: including the log of my stand-in almost tapping a fine-assed shopkeeper
8:17 PM - Tom Blanco: we're just kinda playing and then suddenly Boris
8:17 PM - Renaldo: can we say he has a drill arm
8:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Yep
8:17 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: at least boris shows up
8:17 PM - Renaldo: and when he logs on in the middle of a session
8:17 PM - Claps with Thunder: Also, Renaldo, you would never have gotten that
8:17 PM - Renaldo: he just drills the fuck through the ground
8:17 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: dwarfy just falls asleep
8:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: then I have to reorganize the entire universe so it seems like he was there the whole time
8:17 PM - Renaldo: nigga please
8:17 PM - Renaldo: ocelot is smooth as fuck
8:18 PM - Claps with Thunder: Well, it went down hill when I shat on her store
8:18 PM - Renaldo: yeah
8:18 PM - Renaldo: like your karma and reputation
8:18 PM - Claps with Thunder: 0u0
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: wall at least it was only his rep, not the entire group's
8:18 PM - Renaldo: yeah
8:18 PM - Tom Blanco: every cloud and so on
8:18 PM - Renaldo: who cares about tribals right
8:18 PM - Claps with Thunder: 0n0
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: he's probably gonna jihadbomb himself eventually
8:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: So as I recall, poor wittle Wingy Dings left because he was tired nd sweepy so we didn't distribute anything
8:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :b
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: the last time he also did
8:19 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: also yeah SKILLZ N LOOTZ pls
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: shit almost not also
8:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so um
8:19 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I had to type on my phone with sweaty fingers under the covers
8:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you guys remember how many you kiled?
8:19 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I just wanted to stop
8:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :V
8:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: Also, unrelated, but I recently started watching Gundam
8:19 PM - Tom Blanco: don't you like have the log
8:19 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I had to stop
8:19 PM - Renaldo: im totally linking that gif every time
8:20 PM - Claps with Thunder: Damn it's awesome
8:20 PM - Renaldo: i make the pose
8:20 PM - Renaldo: every time.
8:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I'm gonna go with 6 plus the boss
8:20 PM - Claps with Thunder: Think that was it
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I think it was 8
8:20 PM - Renaldo: have we done ANY quests that arent combat related
8:20 PM - Tom Blanco: I gotta get a collection of mob movie gifs and have a gif-off with ya, Data
8:20 PM - Tom Blanco: also no
8:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: also mister guy whose name started with a Z
8:20 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 2 guys on the room and then 4 on the ground
8:20 PM - Renaldo: hope there are some of those
8:20 PM - Renaldo: and yes ciaster
8:20 PM - Renaldo: always
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SO LESSE HERE EX PEE
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: um
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: hows about
8:21 PM - Renaldo: ((ooc is this right? for when the game starts))
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 600 for the lot
8:21 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: We should have
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: ((yes))
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: what?
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: 600
8:21 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: NCR: Political Simulator the PnP
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: this is insulting
8:21 PM - Renaldo: 600 what
8:21 PM - Renaldo: exp?
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fine ye faggo
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 1200
8:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: get off my dick
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: we killed a boss with 100 hp FFS
8:21 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: WOO
8:21 PM - Tom Blanco: that's better
8:21 PM - Renaldo: 1200 exp gdamn
8:22 PM - Renaldo: we are talking exp right
8:22 PM - Renaldo: or am i stupid
8:22 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I still haven't leveled up
8:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: in unrelated news does anyone know how long a hangover headache and general shittiness feeling lasts?
8:22 PM - Tom Blanco: too long
8:22 PM - Renaldo: forever
8:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so I'm discovering
8:22 PM - Renaldo: gj drinking all those shots
8:22 PM - Renaldo: although you being drunk was so fucking funny omg
8:22 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: drinking is fo scrubs
8:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I think I had like, 5 or 6 double sized shots
8:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and a beer
8:22 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: OJ is the shit
8:22 PM - Renaldo: gm 2skrubby
8:23 PM - Tom Blanco: not drinking is fo scrubs
8:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: plus stuff straight from the bottle
8:23 PM - Renaldo: what were you drinking?
8:23 PM - Renaldo: rubbing alchohol?
8:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: probably
8:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Fireball whiskey, which was some bomb ass whiskey which tasted like cinnamon gum
8:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Bacardi I think too
8:23 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: more like disinfectant
8:23 PM - Claps with Thunder: Yo, don't take my party trick
8:23 PM - Claps with Thunder: Rubbing alcohol 4 lyfe~
8:24 PM - Renaldo: whatevs
8:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Aite so lewt
8:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: um
8:24 PM - Renaldo: oh shit im out of ammo
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: oh man that whiskey sounds fuckin' amazing
8:24 PM - Tom Blanco: cinammon owns
8:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS RENALDO
8:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: also I think you still have the old sheet
8:24 PM - Renaldo: :c
8:24 PM - Renaldo: nah
8:24 PM - Renaldo: i was fixing it up earlier because my standin cant spell
8:25 PM - Renaldo: this is the dropbox one
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: we wouldn't have this problem if you were just here in the first place :I
8:25 PM - Renaldo: sorry
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: nerf
8:25 PM - Renaldo: i am a high schooler
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: c:
8:25 PM - Renaldo: i have exams n shit :c
8:25 PM - Renaldo: :C
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and I'm an alcoholic colleger with finals
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you have no excuse
8:25 PM - Renaldo: you have alchohol
8:25 PM - Renaldo: :v
8:25 PM - Tom Blanco: I've got a damn French exam on Monday and yet I'm wasting time with y'all faggots here
8:25 PM - Renaldo: anyway whatever
8:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and it has done me nothing but harm
8:26 PM - Tom Blanco: the worst thing is that I'm having fun
8:26 PM - Renaldo: i'll just give myself like 18 rounds i guess??
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: if it wasn't for alcohol we'd probably be playing now and not talking about my alcohol abuse
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You should have like 40 rounds
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I think your standin bought some
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: pretty sure he bought 30
8:26 PM - Claps with Thunder: Nigga if we don't start in 20 min, Im watching some god damn mecha anime
8:26 PM - Renaldo: ill make it 42 because fuck buying half a cylinder
8:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: NIGGA WE STARTIN
8:26 PM - Renaldo: ok
8:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SO
8:27 PM - Tom Blanco: GAYME ONNN
8:27 PM - Renaldo: YEEEE BOI
8:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the only real loot of note as what Mister Z.s robutt was wearing, that being a fist-worn punching device which I have yet to decide on as the rule book is still loadingh
8:27 PM - Claps with Thunder: So, loot?
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: what's the not-real loot of note
8:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the other andriods had some pipes and a baseball bat, one had a 10mm pistol and 20 round
8:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: s
8:28 PM - Claps with Thunder: 'Glove mine, punching fun when drunk'
8:28 PM - Renaldo: i call the bat
8:28 PM - Tom Blanco: so the, uh, Z guy didn't have anything?
8:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: We didn't get to him yetr
8:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I was gonna have him bleeding out and you guys could talk to him or some shit
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: what do you mean, Boris shot him in the back and iced him
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: surviving ~20 5mm sized holes in your back ain't easy
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: then again I'm not the GM
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
8:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Mace glove!
8:29 PM - Renaldo: ~thug lyf~
8:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: Aww yis
8:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: That's a lovely punching device
8:29 PM - Renaldo: Mace glove?
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: it's a glove
8:29 PM - Claps with Thunder: With a mace on it
8:29 PM - Tom Blanco: which is also a mace
8:29 PM - Renaldo: with a macehead on it?
8:29 PM - Renaldo: thats badass.
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: breakthrough in punching tech
8:30 PM - Renaldo: definitely
8:30 PM - Renaldo: forget displacer gloves
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, Fallout Tactics had some ownage melee weapons
8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Shotgun fist is where it is at
8:30 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Everyone got the loot they wanted?
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: shame there was literally no reason to use them though :v
8:30 PM - Renaldo: how much does a bat weigh
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: did anyone grab the 10mm?
8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Yeah
8:30 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause it'd be a shame to just leave it there
8:30 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: check the rulebook
8:31 PM - Tom Blanco: also I like dualwielding
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Bat weights
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: uh
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 4
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: 30lb
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: that sounds nice
8:31 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: damn
8:31 PM - Renaldo: k
8:31 PM - Renaldo: i got my bat
8:31 PM - Renaldo: gonna launch that shit
8:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Anyone grab the 10mm?
8:31 PM - Renaldo: i think tom
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: I was asking if anyone else wanted it :v
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: I take it that no
8:32 PM - Renaldo: i'm not cut out for an automatic
8:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: You can take it
8:32 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
8:32 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Sick shit
8:32 PM - Tom Blanco: you didn't even post a gif of the part where his Makarov jams
8:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: So you see Mister Z. whose name I forgot bleeding out, riddled from the oddly quiet Boris' 5mm death barrage
8:33 PM - Renaldo: fight me
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: 0/10 wouldn't MGS fan
8:33 PM - Renaldo: i aint googlin that siht
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: When he did that at the end of mgs4
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: I cried
8:33 PM - Renaldo: i got the link to the hand gesture in my copypaste
8:33 PM - Renaldo: ive never played mgs4
8:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He is still trying in vain to crawl away
8:33 PM - Claps with Thunder: I go up and punch him in the face
8:33 PM - Claps with Thunder: WITH THE MACE GLOVE
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: mgs4 is pretty great
8:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: roll
8:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: inb4 critfail
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: its 2 bucks at your locla whatever store
8:33 PM - Renaldo: i dont have a ps3
8:33 PM - Claps with Thunder: Pass
8:33 PM - Tom Blanco: I walk up with my 1911 pointed at him, like Samuel L. Jackson would
8:33 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: eh wha
8:34 PM - Renaldo: I keep my SAA trained on his head.
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: Rolling damage then?
8:34 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: u get ps2 but no ps3
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: 1
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: + md
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: Which is 1
8:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: perfect
8:34 PM - Tom Blanco: wow
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: 2 damage
8:34 PM - Claps with Thunder: Hey I scratched him a bit!
8:34 PM - Tom Blanco: the deadliest warrior, ladies and gents
8:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Without hesitation, Thunder runs up to Mister Z. and, with his newly acquired killing glove of macing
8:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: lightly taps the terminally injured dying man in the face
8:34 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Schitzel flip catches his wrench "You are doing it all wrong"
8:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "W-why are you doing this?"
8:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "Don't kill 'im yet."
8:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: Schitzel stands over terminally injured dying man
8:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "We had it all... it was going to be..."
8:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: "Because"
8:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Utopia."
8:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R: "Its fun"
8:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "Utopias don't work, buddy."
8:35 PM - Renaldo: "Utopia?"
8:35 PM - Wing Attack Plan R has changed their name to Schnitzel.
8:36 PM - Claps with Thunder: "They promised my people utopia, it was empty promise, only i walk away"
8:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "It would have been perfect. We had it" he coughs up blood
8:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "Just ask the Chicago Brotherhood. Ya might actually get a chance to do it soon, actually."
8:36 PM - Schnitzel: "So"
8:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "We had it all planned. Those... Blanks, those pre-war mobster wannabes."
8:36 PM - Schnitzel: "How would you like to die?"
8:36 PM - Renaldo: "There's no such thing as perfect. Except maybe me."
8:37 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
8:37 PM - Schnitzel: ^ never gets old
8:37 PM - Renaldo: ((im waiting for my shit to get slapped for being an asshole))
8:37 PM - Claps with Thunder: I shut him up by putting another fist into his face
8:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: omg nigga i sware 2 gawd if u dun stop dat shit imma nerf renaldo so hard he wont even kno it
8:37 PM - Schnitzel: I am as asshole 2 i am gud with it
8:37 PM - Renaldo: ((never stopping))
8:37 PM - Tom Blanco: do eet GM
8:37 PM - Schnitzel: nerf the hardest
8:37 PM - Claps with Thunder: Claps with Thunder: I shut him up by putting another fist into his face
8:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: then roll you scrub
8:38 PM - Claps with Thunder: 48
8:38 PM - Claps with Thunder: Paaaass
8:38 PM - Claps with Thunder: Roll for damage
8:38 PM - Claps with Thunder: 2
8:38 PM - Claps with Thunder: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
8:38 PM - Schnitzel: Volgin dat shit
8:38 PM - Schnitzel: lol
8:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Thunder has had enough of this filthy man's words
8:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and lightly taps him slightly harder than he previously did
8:38 PM - Renaldo: "Gee, we've got a real slugger over here."
8:39 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel crouches down and gauges out mister Z's eyes
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: goddamn psycho
8:39 PM - Schnitzel: "You have to put some elbow grease into it"
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: the correct way to do that is a .45 hollowpoing to the back of the skull
8:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "NAHHHAHSAGHBSKGHSEDGBSDNHDN"
8:39 PM - Renaldo: "C'mon guys, if you're gonna kill him, do it right at least."
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: gets rid of the eyes and everything around 'em!
8:39 PM - Schnitzel: is that an unarmed roll?
8:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He writhes in pain under Schnitzel's ministrations
8:39 PM - Tom Blanco: hollowpoint dammit
8:39 PM - Claps with Thunder: I punch him again, since this isnt combat, so AP means nothing
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: Pass
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: also, I shoot him in the head, execution style.
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: I want to see what this does Tom
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: LET ME FUCKING PUNCH
8:40 PM - Tom Blanco: k
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: Damage roll
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: 4
8:40 PM - Schnitzel: LET ME FUCKING TORTURE
8:40 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL GANGING UP ON THIS DYING MAN WITH POSSIBLY USEFUL INFORMATION
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: FUCKING THUNDER CUNTING DICE
8:40 PM - Renaldo: "Gee you finally hit him."
8:40 PM - Claps with Thunder: ALSO DAN, FUCK YO RAILROAD
8:40 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I AM NOT RAILROADING YOU INTO ANYTHING
8:40 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I AM SIMPLY STATING FACTS
8:41 PM - Renaldo: "Lemme show you how a civlized man does it."
8:41 PM - Schnitzel: SCHNITZEL CRUB STOMPS DAT BITCH
8:41 PM - Renaldo: i shoot him in the head.
8:41 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: IF I WERE RAILROADING I WOULD RETCONN THIS
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: alright I'm fucking rolling
8:41 PM - Schnitzel: ^ civilized
8:41 PM - Schnitzel: :V
8:41 PM - Renaldo: totally
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 14
8:41 PM - Tom Blanco: sup
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D6 => 1
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: eh
8:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Under the combiined assault of Tom, Schnitzel, Renaldo and Thunder's incessant poking, Mister Z.'s beaten and bloody corpse erupts into a crpse-splosion
8:42 PM - Renaldo: gj
8:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: of blood
8:42 PM - Schnitzel: :V
8:42 PM - Renaldo: "Ooh. Not pretty."
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuckin' what."
8:42 PM - Schnitzel: Schitzel spits out a couple liters of blood
8:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You all gain 1 xp for combat
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Never seen a .45 do that to a man."
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: (noo now my XP count won't be even)
8:42 PM - Tom Blanco: (you bastard)
8:43 PM - Schnitzel: ^
8:43 PM - Renaldo: ((:CCC))
8:43 PM - Renaldo: ((wurst gm))
8:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (EHEHEHEHEHEH C:<)
8:43 PM - Renaldo: ((0/10 would not sausage))
8:43 PM - Claps with Thunder: Loot the bastard
8:43 PM - Schnitzel: ocd explotion
8:43 PM - Tom Blanco: oh yeah
8:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You can't loot a puddle
8:43 PM - Tom Blanco: what did he have on him
8:43 PM - Tom Blanco: oh no you didn't
8:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
8:43 PM - Renaldo: I look through the blood ridden mess for useful things that didn't explode.
8:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Alright alrigh
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: in this case, we search the area around the corpse for strewn around stuff he had in his pockets before he exploded
8:44 PM - Schnitzel: a batman mask flys out of the puddle
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: wrong puddle, buddy
8:44 PM - Schnitzel: All puddle is one and one puddle is all
8:44 PM - Tom Blanco: unless the puddles are actually portals
8:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You find in one particularly intact chunk of flesh and suit, a paper somehow spared from the bloodocaust
8:44 PM - Schnitzel: #thinkaboutit
8:44 PM - Renaldo: I grab it.
8:45 PM - Renaldo: Read that shit up yo.
8:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hey, what'cha got there, Rennie?"
8:45 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Can I eat it?"
8:45 PM - Renaldo: "Dunno. Something the old fool had on him."
8:45 PM - Schnitzel: Choo choo all aboard plot advancement
8:45 PM - Renaldo: "Eat the body, you creepy fuck."
8:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "Might be important."
8:45 PM - Renaldo: "Lemme take a look."
8:45 PM - Schnitzel: "There is no body left"
8:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: The paper is a well-drawn, realistic looking pencil image of a man, labeled Sergio, and with small notes on the margins stating "EXCERCISE EXTREME CAUTION"
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "Body pieces, sorry."
8:46 PM - Claps with Thunder: (I meant the paper, but a bit of canabalism could help when you're a poor, hungry, homeless tribal)
8:46 PM - Claps with Thunder: I EAT THE REMAINS
8:46 PM - Claps with Thunder: OMNOMNOMFUCKKARMANOM
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "Sergio? Wonder who this guy is."
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "Nice drawing though."
8:46 PM - Tom Blanco: (and now I can't remember whether that was Tom's uncle's name or not)
8:46 PM - Tom Blanco: (GG me)
8:46 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel bottles up the blood
8:46 PM - Renaldo: "Any of you guys know this mug?"
8:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Schnitzel, what bottles do you have to bottle this blood in?
8:47 PM - Schnitzel: imaginary ones
8:47 PM - Claps with Thunder: Wait, Dan
8:47 PM - Schnitzel: c:
8:47 PM - Claps with Thunder: I eat the body, does that do any sort of healing?
8:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Yes, Ryan
8:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Roll 1d10
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "Wait, shit."
8:47 PM - Schnitzel: lol
8:47 PM - Claps with Thunder: 1
8:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's Uncle Sergio!"
8:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: HAHAHBHBAHA
8:47 PM - Claps with Thunder: FUCKING DICE
8:47 PM - Schnitzel: :V
8:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you gain 1 HP
8:48 PM - Schnitzel: "Anyone got a bottle I can borrow?"
8:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and lose 10 karma for crimes against nature
8:48 PM - Renaldo: "Oh damn. Looks like this guys got it out for your uncle."
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "Motherfuckin' Uncle Sergio, what the hell's his drawing doin' in this guy's pocket?"
8:48 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, that's the only thing I can think of."
8:48 PM - Claps with Thunder: Can I do it again? I dont want to waste a stimpack?
8:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: no
8:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you ate all the edible parts already
8:49 PM - Tom Blanco: "It say anythin' 'bout where he is or somethin'?"
8:49 PM - Claps with Thunder: I lick the blood off the street
8:49 PM - Renaldo: "Are you fucking serious, tribal?!"
8:49 PM - Schnitzel: eat the nonedible ones
8:49 PM - Renaldo: "No, nothing."
8:49 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Its a delicacy"
8:49 PM - Renaldo: "Just his mug."
8:49 PM - Schnitzel: "No stop, iz filthzy"
8:49 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: All it says is "EXCERCISE EXTREME CAUTION"
8:49 PM - Tom Blanco: "Also, jesus christ, someone fuckin' put this electric fucker outta his misery."
8:49 PM - Schnitzel: "I need it for ze blirzkreig"
8:49 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, that'd be 'bout right."
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: "Uncle Sergio's one dangerous sonofabitch, when ya ain't on his side anyways."
8:50 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Whats wrong with this, it is the way of my people?"
8:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: So uh, which of you had the suitcase from the deal? :v
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: Nobody? It's just kinda there
8:50 PM - Tom Blanco: I guess someone threw it into the car when we were all piling into it
8:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: It is hovering 6 inches above the ground surrounded by a golden circle, as it spins slowly
8:51 PM - Renaldo: "Shut up and try to figure out what a civilization is."
8:51 PM - Claps with Thunder: I walk over
8:51 PM - Claps with Thunder: Collecting it
8:51 PM - Renaldo: "What's it doing?"
8:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (I was kidding by the way :v)
8:51 PM - Renaldo: "I wouldn't touch that if I were you."
8:51 PM - Renaldo: ((:CCC)
8:51 PM - Renaldo: ((:CCCCCCCCC
8:51 PM - Claps with Thunder: "Its a sign from the skygods, they want us to open the case"
8:51 PM - Claps with Thunder: And then I open the case
8:51 PM - Tom Blanco: RRRRRRRRRETCONNNNNNN
8:51 PM - Renaldo: ((i require more floating boxes))
8:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You idiots already know what's in the case
8:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: It was a hard drive
8:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: they literally showed it to you before you took it
8:52 PM - Renaldo: A hard drive or a holodisc?
8:52 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, so we know they're after the case and they've got somethin' against Uncle Sergio."
8:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Hard drive, not Pipboy compatible
8:52 PM - Claps with Thunder: Can I stick it in my bum and read it?
8:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: NO
8:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: RYAN
8:52 PM - Renaldo: "Fuck, I can't read it."
8:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: YOU MAY NOT
8:52 PM - Tom Blanco: "Let's grab the case, go turn it in and finally fuckin' learn what's on that electronic thing."
8:52 PM - Renaldo: "Maybe it's got some info on it."
8:52 PM - Tom Blanco: also Ryan we went over this last time, stop
8:53 PM - Renaldo: "I think we should check it out on a terminal if we can find one."
8:53 PM - Renaldo: "Does anyone remember seeing one somewhere?"
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "Let's just turn it in, alright?"
8:53 PM - Claps with Thunder: TOM, IM AN AMERICAN
8:53 PM - Claps with Thunder: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHOVE THINGS IN MY REAR
8:53 PM - Renaldo: "They might not tell us what's on it, thought.
8:53 PM - Schnitzel: MORE AMERICAN THAN YOU
8:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "They wanted the disc, they probably have the hardware to read the damn thing."
8:53 PM - Claps with Thunder: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
8:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I CAN FIND MORE NORMAL PLAYERS ON /MLP/ FOR FUCKS SAKE
8:53 PM - Schnitzel: ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE
8:54 PM - Renaldo: "Oh yeah. Still might not tell us though."
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: wait, there's a /MLP/?
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: :suicide:
8:54 PM - Renaldo: "Whatever, I want my payment."
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "We'll make 'em then."
8:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Now, let's hit the road 'fore more assholes show up."
8:54 PM - Renaldo: "Couldn't agree more."
8:54 PM - Renaldo: "I call shotgun."
8:55 PM - Schnitzel: Schitzel gets in the drivers seat and pull the car out of whatever building it was crashed into
8:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Piling into the Highwayman, you all silently pray to your respective gods that Schnitzel does not crash the car again
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: (spoiler: he will)
8:55 PM - Schnitzel: SLAM DAT GAS INTO THE GROUND BITCH
8:55 PM - Renaldo: ((spoiler: multiple times more))
8:55 PM - Renaldo: ((why))
8:55 PM - Tom Blanco: (spoiler: yep)
8:55 PM - Schnitzel: TO THE DIRECTION OF PLOT ADVANCEMENT
8:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Slamming the gas? Roll 1d100
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: oh fuck no
8:56 PM - Renaldo: ((oh no))
8:56 PM - Schnitzel: 56
8:56 PM - Schnitzel: sick shit yo
8:56 PM - Schnitzel: pass
8:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so that's a pass?
8:56 PM - Schnitzel: ye
8:56 PM - Schnitzel: 3 points away from mushroom cloud
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: never, ever say "slamming the gas" again
8:56 PM - Renaldo: "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US?!"
8:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Schnitzel slams on the gas and manages to NOT crash
8:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Whoa, fuck!"
8:57 PM - Schnitzel: "I am just trying to let you live a little"
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ya tryin' to finish what these guys started?"
8:57 PM - Schnitzel: "Planes go faster than this shtimobile and I'm not crying"
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, "a little"'s gonna be what we're gonna live if you keep pullin' shit like that."
8:57 PM - Tom Blanco: "Also, planes fly. In the fuckin' air. Where there's no fuckin' rubble."
8:58 PM - Renaldo: "I hope you ghouls still need to breathe, because as soon as we get back I'm going to strangle you."
8:58 PM - Schnitzel: "Except for flak rounds and pelicans"
8:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Weaving through the destitute streets of Manhattan, Schnitzel finally screeches the Highwayman to a halt outside Terminal, as I have no random encounters prepared
8:58 PM - Schnitzel: "I am no zombie"
8:59 PM - Schnitzel: "YOUR WELCOME"
8:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Your unconventional and quite loud stop draws the attention of a number of civilians, among which is Will, the man who gave you the job
8:59 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel gets out of the car
8:59 PM - Claps with Thunder: Claps clears his throat "Its you're, you ass of dumb"
8:59 PM - Renaldo: "Alright, let's head back." I climb out of the Highwayman."
8:59 PM - Tom Blanco: I grab the suitcase and get out as well.
8:59 PM - Renaldo: ((no it isnt you dumbshit lol))
9:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Your welcome?))
9:00 PM - Renaldo: ((leave the nazi-ism to ciaster))
9:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (I am now imagining Renaldo actually saying that he climbs out, narrating his moves like Morgan Freeman :v)
9:00 PM - Schnitzel: (yes it is)
9:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((You are welcome))
9:00 PM - Renaldo: ((woops, thought you meant the GM))
9:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Not the welcome belonging to him))
9:00 PM - Schnitzel: (renaldo u dum shit)
9:00 PM - Renaldo: ((im dumb :CCC))
9:00 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Indeed))
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: (what the hell do I have to do with nazizm?)
9:00 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'm not even German FFS)
9:00 PM - Schnitzel: i dunno
9:00 PM - Renaldo: ((i keep getting you and schnitzel confused))
9:00 PM - Schnitzel: he is polish
9:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Well, that was pretty fast, all things considered. Looks like you god the case. I take it the deal with the Blanks went well?"
9:00 PM - Schnitzel: i think
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah, I'm as far away from Nazi as I can be
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: )
9:01 PM - Schnitzel: "YUP"
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "Apart from our asses almost gettin' shot off?"
9:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Shot off? They shot at you
9:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ?"
9:01 PM - Schnitzel: "Eh what who said that"
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "By a goddamn army of fuckin' cyborgs?"
9:01 PM - Claps with Thunder: "It was boring"
9:01 PM - Schnitzel: "That never happened"
9:01 PM - Schnitzel: "Shhhhhhh"
9:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "It was a walk in the fuckin' park."
9:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "You mean androids? Fuck, the Commonwealth is moving faster than we expected."
9:02 PM - Schnitzel: "Yes, we maek joek"
9:02 PM - Renaldo: "Oh yeah, delightful. I love being menaced with mace-gloves."
9:02 PM - Tom Blanco: "Thanks for tellin' us 'bout that, by the way."
9:02 PM - Tom Blanco: "I just love surprises, and suddenly findin' myself on the wrong end of a pissed off robot is one of my favourites."
9:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I didn't know they planned on crashing the party! The deal was the caps for the suitcase."
9:03 PM - Renaldo: "What's on that drive anyway? It's gotta be pretty damn important if there are /androids/ on us for it."
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, if you're tryin' to get somethin' and some other group wants it as well, ya at least tell the people doin' the deal 'bout it!"
9:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "The Commonwealth and the Blanks are NOT working together. Sergio, the Big Blanc, always hated those bots."
9:03 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, we got that."
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "He almost shot a Brotherhood knight once 'cause he thought the guy was a 'bot."
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "Good ol' Uncle Sergio."
9:04 PM - Renaldo: "Sounds like a barrel of laughs."
9:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "He is! Ya never laughed 'till ya heard one of his stories."
9:05 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "That drive contains all the 'memories' of a high-level android. If we can search that, we can find where the Commonwealth are holed up and, hopefully, what their goals are."
9:05 PM - Schnitzel: "Do ze barrel roll"
9:05 PM - Renaldo: "I'll make sure to meet with the mob boss then. Should I bring body armor?"
9:05 PM - Schnitzel: "Go barechested"
9:05 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Ha! Meet with Sergio. Nobody but family meets with him. But, as I'm lead to believe, you, Mister Tom, are related to him."
9:06 PM - Schnitzel: "Like a real man"
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, then, here ya go 'fore 'nother group of metal assholes shows up."
9:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "That might be your ticket in."
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco: I hand him the briefcase.
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco disconnected.
9:06 PM - Renaldo: ((uh))
9:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
9:06 PM - Renaldo: ((he went offline))
9:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: FalloutPnP.exe has stopped responding
9:06 PM - Claps with Thunder disconnected.
9:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Scanning for errors
9:06 PM - Tom Blanco entered chat.
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((wow))
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((wooooow))
9:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: eh
9:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fuck Ryan
9:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: said he wanted to drop out anyway, so we might be able to get Potatoes in full time
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: did I miss something?
9:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: nope
9:07 PM - Schnitzel: nah
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: ah
9:07 PM - Renaldo: ((just ryan going offline))
9:07 PM - Tom Blanco: well then, bring on Potatoes!
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so you handed him the breifcase
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: oh
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Thank you, gents."
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "And here is your pay."
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He gives you each 1000 caps
9:08 PM - Renaldo: "So, what's your deal with the Commonwealth?"
9:08 PM - Renaldo: "Thanks."
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hazard bonus included, I see."
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nice doin' business with ya."
9:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "You'll find that is a bonus in comparison to what we promised, with the 750 advanced payment we gave you. That's for the Commonwealth crashing the party.
9:09 PM - Renaldo: ((aw yeah, 1444 caps))
9:09 PM - Renaldo: ((gonna buy so many colombian hookers))
9:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Our 'deal' with them is that they want to use their androids to take over Manhattan. By force. We want to know how and why they want to do this."
9:09 PM - Tom Blanco: (1795 get on my level scrub)
9:09 PM - Schnitzel: there is no colombia anymore
9:10 PM - Renaldo: ((shaddup you poopypoop))
9:10 PM - Schnitzel: plus we will only get as far as columbia
9:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "In case you didn't notice by our name, we are the Freedom Fighters. We don't take kindly to imposed order such as that.
9:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "
9:10 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, that's definitely somethin' I wouldn't like either."
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Though the 'droids don't really look too tough, we popped a couple of 'em and they went down pretty easily."
9:11 PM - Claps with Thunder entered chat.
9:11 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Those were probably their rejects."
9:11 PM - Renaldo: "What about the huge guy with a fucking maceglove."
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Droid or not, a .45 to the face still brings 'em down like a sack of bricks."
9:11 PM - Claps with Thunder: Okay, wifi is back up
9:11 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "They would never send the good stuff out this soon."
9:11 PM - Claps with Thunder: WHAT'D I MISS
9:12 PM - Schnitzel: EVERYTHING
9:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: FUCK
9:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 1000 caps, Ryan
9:12 PM - Renaldo: (( i sent it to you, claps))
9:12 PM - Schnitzel: SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS
9:12 PM - Renaldo: ((just read through it real quick))
9:12 PM - Schnitzel: AND THINGS
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "I figure that guy was some advanced super metal asshole, and they probably only have a small bunch of 'em."
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "Then again, I ain't a robot expert."
9:12 PM - Claps with Thunder: Welp, going to make a sandwich then
9:13 PM - Claps with Thunder: Since this is exposition, and I usually dont contribute much anyways
9:13 PM - Renaldo: "According to our friend here, he's just a regular trooper accompanying those rejects."
9:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: plus you wanna drop out :v
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Oh."
9:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, fuck. Ain't that just great."
9:13 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah. These guys aren't exactly pushovers."
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "At least they ain't built that well, this one had his hand fall off when he was tryin' to punch me in the face."
9:14 PM - Renaldo: "I wouldn't count on that being the norm."
9:14 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Our plan is, once we find out WHERE the Commonwealth are hiding, we flush 'em out. We'll need the help of the Blanks, so that means we'd need someone to talk to Sergio. I think you can guess where I'm going with this."
9:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "Speakin' of that, can a doctor take a look at that? Doesn't really feel good."
9:14 PM - Renaldo: "Looks like I should buy body armor, then."
9:15 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Oh yeah, our Doc's over in the medical tent. That Mister Handy you lot dragged over here has been helping around town, and he makes a pretty good assistant, according to the doc."
9:15 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright then, I'm gonna go to the doc. Be back in a minute."
9:15 PM - Renaldo: "Heh, maybe we should've tried to make a Mister Gutsy."
9:16 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I wouldn't. Hit them in the right spot, and they're down for the count like that."
9:16 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, guess so."
9:16 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I say having the medbot is far more useful. Out of combat, saving lives."
9:16 PM - Renaldo: "Glad he can help, at least."
9:17 PM - Tom Blanco: (so how do we handle the whole doctor thing?)
9:17 PM - Schnitzel: slam dirty needles into eachother
9:17 PM - Tom Blanco: (do I just say I'm back with my HPs topped up or what?)
9:17 PM - Renaldo: ((caps=heal probably))
9:17 PM - Claps with Thunder: (Back)
9:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (well, we can have some tiny exposition at the doc's tent, or you could just top off your HP)
9:17 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'm going with the second option)
9:17 PM - Renaldo: ((Surgeon Simulator 2013 Fallout Edition))
9:17 PM - Tom Blanco: (too much exposition's never a good thing)
9:17 PM - Claps with Thunder: ((Also, I am dropping out, hosting an RPG IRL, and it turns out, we're only consistantly free IRL on saturday nights))
9:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (free healing considering you brought a working medbot to the town)
9:18 PM - Schnitzel: 2bad
9:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Consider yourself replaced
9:18 PM - Schnitzel: have fun using
9:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: we won't miss u
9:18 PM - Schnitzel: pencils
9:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: c:
9:18 PM - Tom Blanco: kind of a shame
9:18 PM - Schnitzel: the tool for tools
9:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: 0n0
9:19 PM - Renaldo: ((that sucks. seeya.))
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: then again, Potatoes is gonna be pretty happy
9:19 PM - Schnitzel: jk luv u babe <3
9:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Yep. The old group slowly dies as Ryan walks damatically away.
9:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: I wont be gone in spirit~
9:19 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm gonna be here 'till the end of PnP games.
9:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: Whenever Dan doesnt show up, or railroads, or fucks up
9:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: or in bowel movements
9:19 PM - Claps with Thunder: It's my spirit
9:19 PM - Schnitzel: http://media.carddit.com/a/TdbWJ1fnw.gif
9:19 PM - Renaldo: ((brb my sister got a hamster today, and i have to check on it really quick))
9:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: NAME IT MISTER CUDDLES
9:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: AND TEACH IT TO BITE PEOPLE WHEN YOU SAY "KISS KISS"
9:20 PM - Schnitzel: name its fagut
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: The Steam accounts will slowly start being abandoned, one by one. Finally, there'll only be one Online status on someone's friend list. It'll be mine.
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: also name it Boo please
9:20 PM - Renaldo: ((bak((
9:20 PM - Schnitzel: They can take my steam account when they pry it from my cold dead hands
9:20 PM - Renaldo: ((i dunno what its gonna be called))
9:20 PM - Tom Blanco: And when it goes out... That, right there, will be the end of gaming.
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I will fight Gaben to the death for my Steam account
9:21 PM - Schnitzel: plus it is probably something I would put in my will
9:21 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah i have over 200 games. theyll be rectally extracting my password))
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: like I said, call it Boo or you're not a true nerd
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: In a battle of wits, weights and weapons
9:21 PM - Claps with Thunder: Anyways, resume, I guess I go boom or something
9:21 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah same))
9:21 PM - Claps with Thunder: 0u0
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: PFFT
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 200
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: OVER 300 SCRUB
9:21 PM - Schnitzel: if steam lasts that long then it would be work a million bucks
9:21 PM - Renaldo: ((KUWABARA KUWABARA))
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: well RIP ryan then
9:21 PM - Schnitzel: brb bathroom
9:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Ryan, you're dropping out now?
9:21 PM - Tom Blanco: though as I can see his spirit lives on
9:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Welp, dasvadanya
9:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I spelled that wrong and I don't give a fuk nigga
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: you didn't even spell it correctly dammit
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: shit ninja'd
9:22 PM - Renaldo: ((deal w/ it))
9:22 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck that, I don't even know russian apart from a few wors
9:23 PM - Tom Blanco: ds
9:23 PM - Schnitzel: I learned from the stalker gm yelling at his dad
9:23 PM - Schnitzel: SHTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
9:23 PM - Schnitzel: SHTOO
9:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Thunder suddenly disappears from where he was standing next to you. You see a small text message in the bottom left corner of your vision that says "Player Claps with Thunder has disconnected."
9:24 PM - Schnitzel: http://media.carddit.com/a/TdbWJ1fnw.gif
9:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You completely forget any and all things about and relating to Thunder
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: oh shit this right here is the retconniest of retcons
9:24 PM - Renaldo: "I feel a strange sense of loss."
9:24 PM - Schnitzel: this is more depressing than it should be
9:24 PM - Tom Blanco: and then Thunder was nothing
9:24 PM - Schnitzel: 9:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You completely forget any and all things about and relating to Thunder
9:24 PM - Schnitzel: that shit got to me
9:24 PM - Renaldo: thats deep dude
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: and then Thunder was nothing
 :'c
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: brb I'm gunna go rethink my life
9:25 PM - Renaldo: "Do you guys know what its called when the sky makes a noise after lightning strikes?"
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: back
9:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: everything except the massive deuce he left at the storefront
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: Rain?
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: :V
9:25 PM - Renaldo: OUR ONLY ARTIFACT
9:25 PM - Renaldo: ((does everyone else forget him as well))
9:25 PM - Schnitzel: ye
9:25 PM - Tom Blanco: (who?)
9:26 PM - Renaldo: ((so technically))
9:26 PM - Renaldo: ((i tapped that ass))
9:26 PM - Renaldo: ((bitches count: 1+
9:26 PM - Renaldo: ))
9:26 PM - Renaldo: ((ok lets continue playing we're way off topic))
9:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so uh where were we
9:26 PM - Tom Blanco: talking about robots and shit
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: with the mayor Whatshisname
9:27 PM - Claps with Thunder left chat.
9:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: right
9:27 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel sits down
9:27 PM - Renaldo: we have to go and talk to sergio
9:27 PM - Renaldo: i think
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
9:27 PM - Schnitzel: "I never know where we are anymore" :'I
9:27 PM - Tom Blanco: time for a family reunion
9:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "So, uh, yeah. As I was sayin,"
9:28 PM - Renaldo: ((and so there were 3))
9:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ((I already got a replacement :v))
9:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ((Plus 3 is a nice round number for a party))'
9:29 PM - Renaldo: ((yeah lol))
9:29 PM - Schnitzel: brb
9:30 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "If we can get the support of the Blanks. we can storm the Commonwealthj stronghold and wipe them from the city."
9:30 PM - Renaldo: (god dammit)
9:30 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. Did we ever find out where your uncle's staying, Tom?"
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nah."
9:30 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's the problem, right here."
9:30 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Nobody knows where the Big Blanc lives. So we'll have to do some digging."
9:30 PM - Schnitzel: back
9:31 PM - Renaldo: ((is there gonna be androids with electrical katanas))
9:31 PM - Schnitzel: (shhhh)
9:31 PM - Tom Blanco: "But, ya guys probably have some way to contact 'em, seeing as ya managed to set the whole deal up."
9:31 PM - Renaldo: ((HURT ME MORE SNAKE))
9:31 PM - Schnitzel: (200 year old cyberninja is my next character)
9:31 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah. We could just meet up and show off Tom here."
9:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "They actually contacted us with this deal."
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shit."
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "So, what do we do?"
9:32 PM - Renaldo: "Well damn."
9:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Just drive 'round the city and hope we find 'em in time?"
9:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "They said it would be 'mutually benefical' and that we'd need whatever was on this drive."
9:32 PM - Renaldo: "I dunno about you, but I need to lay down for a while."
9:32 PM - Renaldo: "It's been a long day."
9:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Seems like the best plan, if you can call it that."
9:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "Layin' down, or drivin' round the city?"
9:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "The second one."
9:33 PM - Schnitzel: "I can do that" :V
9:33 PM - Renaldo: "That's debatable."
9:33 PM - Schnitzel: prepare your anuses
9:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "We might as well be lookin' for a needle in a damn haystack."
9:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "And we don't even have a magnet."
9:34 PM - Renaldo: "More like we've got a magnet, but the needle is made of wood."
9:34 PM - Schnitzel: "We can lure people out by other means"
9:34 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah? How?"
9:35 PM - Renaldo: "What do you mean?"
9:35 PM - Schnitzel: "I'm the pilot no the mechanic"
9:35 PM - Schnitzel: nt*
9:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "How DO you lure a mob boss out of hiding?"
9:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "I mean, we might spread the word 'round town, but then it might take too long to actually reach 'em."
9:35 PM - Schnitzel: not*
9:35 PM - Schnitzel: "With mob stuff"
9:35 PM - Renaldo: "Only thing I can think of is shooting a few Blanks."
9:35 PM - Renaldo: 9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: did I miss something?
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: nope
9:08 PM - Schnitzel: nah
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: ah
9:08 PM - Renaldo: ((just ryan going offline))
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: well then, bring on Potatoes!
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so you handed him the breifcase
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: oh
9:08 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Thank you, gents."
9:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "And here is your pay."
9:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He gives you each 1000 caps
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "So, what's your deal with the Commonwealth?"
9:09 PM - Renaldo: "Thanks."
9:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hazard bonus included, I see."
9:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nice doin' business with ya."
9:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "You'll find that is a bonus in comparison to what we promised, with the 750 advanced payment we gave you. That's for the Commonwealth crashing the party.
9:10 PM - Renaldo: ((aw yeah, 1444 caps))
9:10 PM - Renaldo: ((gonna buy so many colombian hookers))
9:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Our 'deal' with them is that they want to use their androids to take over Manhattan. By force. We want to know how and why they want to do this."
9:10 PM - Tom Blanco: (1795 get on my level scrub)
9:10 PM - Schnitzel: there is no colombia anymore
9:10 PM - Renaldo: ((shaddup you poopypoop))
9:10 PM - Schnitzel: plus we will only get as far as columbia
9:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "In case you didn't notice by our name, we are the Freedom Fighters. We don't take kindly to imposed order such as that.
9:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, that's definitely somethin' I wouldn't like either."
9:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Though the 'droids don't really look too tough, we popped a couple of 'em and they went down pretty easily."
9:12 PM - Claps with Thunder entered chat.
9:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Those were probably their rejects."
9:12 PM - Renaldo: "What about the huge guy with a fucking maceglove."
9:12 PM - Tom Blanco: "Droid or not, a .45 to the face still bri
9:35 PM - Renaldo: woops
9:36 PM - Renaldo: oh shit
9:36 PM - Renaldo: RIP CHAT
9:36 PM - Schnitzel: "We could contact some of his enemies"
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "There a place where they hang out? Maybe we'll just go over there an' introduce ourslelves"
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: what the fuck Data
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: WHAT DID YOU DO
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: I thought I went offline for a second :v
9:36 PM - Renaldo: ((had that copied to show ryan when he asked for what happened while he was gone))
9:36 PM - Schnitzel: "Work with them to figure out where he is"
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He was PROBABLY trying to copy paste another .gif
9:36 PM - Renaldo: ((meant to do))
9:36 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: CALLED IT
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: FUCKIN
9:36 PM - Renaldo: ((this)) :D
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: CALLED IT
9:36 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, I know
9:36 PM - Renaldo: <3
9:36 PM - Schnitzel: "I am pretty good at finding hidden people"
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SOMEONE PICK UP THE PHONE
9:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: BECAUSE I CALLED IT
9:37 PM - Schnitzel: :V
9:37 PM - Renaldo: ((leave a message because no one cares))
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck no. Did ya forget what my name is?"
9:37 PM - Renaldo: ((wrekt))
9:37 PM - Schnitzel: "You can change it"
9:37 PM - Tom Blanco: "First, I ain't gonna work with enemies of my own damn uncle, and second, they ain't gonna work with a Blanco."
9:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Well, you're related to the guy. You must know of some way to attract hius attention, or maybe any ideas of where he might work from."
9:37 PM - Renaldo: ((i havent made a single roll haha))
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, I'm guessin' he's got a mansion somewhere."
9:38 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, Tom. You have to know something."
9:38 PM - Schnitzel: "You don't hide in a mansion
9:38 PM - Schnitzel: "
9:38 PM - Renaldo: "That 'helps'."
9:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "A mansion would be pretty difficult to hide, all things considered."
9:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "I remember hearin' he travels in a bulletproof limo."
9:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Uh, yeah. I said that."
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, but that's just our style. Can't be a proper mobster without a mansion to park your ass in after hours."
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Probably got a lot of bodyguards, goes without sayin'."
9:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Classic tommy guns and fedoras style?"
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "His guys must be wearin' pinstripe suits and fedoras."
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, exactly."
9:39 PM - Renaldo: "Probably laser tommy guns now."
9:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "It's a tradition, and we're pretty big on that."
9:40 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hm. I'll have the scouts keep a watch for anything that might fit the bill, see if we find any leads."
9:40 PM - Tom Blanco: "They probably hang 'round the booze joints, and there can't be that many in this city, so I'd start there."
9:40 PM - Renaldo: ((what if we run into an undercover post apoc max payne))
9:40 PM - Renaldo: "Sounds good."
9:41 PM - Renaldo: "Let's go, then."
9:41 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel revs the car
9:41 PM - Tom Blanco: (then we definitely NOT murder his family/lover/people he cares about/boss/boss's family/(...) )
9:41 PM - Schnitzel: I'll think about it
9:41 PM - Renaldo: ((and your uncle definitely DOESNT spread FEV around))
9:41 PM - Tom Blanco: (ya know let's just be on the lookout for terribly dressed people with double berettas)
9:42 PM - Renaldo: ((FE"V"))
9:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Look, for now, what's done is done. We'll try to find a way to get in touch with them. But in the mean time, while we get this data analyzed, our scouts picked up some unusual activity on the Brooklyn Bridge. Looked like some sort of forward encampment being set up.
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: (no he doesn't, we're not asshole mobsters)
9:42 PM - Renaldo: ((<3))
9:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Feel like some more work? You're becoming quite the freelancers."
9:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Brooklyn Bridge, eh? I'm sold. Let's go an' check this out, but first, ya got any gear?"
9:43 PM - Renaldo: "Can we get something to eat first? All I have are some rotting spider parts."
9:43 PM - Tom Blanco: "Definitely could use some beefier ammo for my .45, or a thicker vest."
9:43 PM - Renaldo: "Speaking of which, do you have an incinerator?"
9:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Gear? Hell, I just paid you a thousand caps each. Check the shops for what you're looking for.
9:43 PM - Renaldo: "I'd like an armored hat of some sort, lets look around the stores."
9:43 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, will do. Let's go, Rennie."
9:44 PM - Renaldo: ((have a beret have a beret have a beret))
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "And you too, ya weird Kraut bastard, I guess."
9:44 PM - Renaldo: I walk to the market with Tom
9:44 PM - Schnitzel: "I need some proper firepower"
9:44 PM - Renaldo: and schitzel
9:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Shops are, once again, Guns End Boolets, Armor-ON, Doc’s Doctoring and Supplies, Trinkets n Mor!, Bob’s Iguana Bits, Dinnerbell Delicacies, Books
9:44 PM - Schnitzel: GnB fo me
9:44 PM - Tom Blanco: let's hit up our Ork gun seller bro
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: (Frank Sinatra in the background aww yeahh)
9:45 PM - Renaldo: Armor-ON
9:45 PM - Renaldo: ((yes))
9:45 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Goin to GnB first den
9:45 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Well well! If is ain't my favorite little buyers. Hows can I helps ya?"
9:45 PM - Renaldo: ((can i roll luck for finding a beret at Armor-on c:))
9:45 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ya got any special .45?"
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: "This FMJ shit ain't really cuttin' it."
9:46 PM - Schnitzel: "Do you have an MP-38?"
9:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Special? Dems special rounds is hard ta come buy, ya know. Deys ain't cheap."
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, I know."
9:46 PM - Tom Blanco: "Seein' heads go sploosh's definitely worth it, though."
9:47 PM - Renaldo: "Got any metal-piercing .357s?"
9:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "Or just piercin' straight through 'em, whatever works."
9:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "'N' yeh, I gots wunna dem MP gunz."
9:47 PM - Renaldo: "Robots definitely need some extra power put into them."
9:47 PM - Schnitzel: shouldn't we be rolling 1d300 for skills?
9:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "But ammos. Lesse hereeee," he roots through various bins
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: do 1d300s even exist
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: :
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: v
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: cause I want one
9:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Bartering is silly business. I just guesstimate prices cause fuck bartering :v
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: u asshole I have barter tagged :(
9:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: oh
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: stop nerfing me
9:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: well shit
9:48 PM - Tom Blanco: it's only 40 anyway
9:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: now I actually have to take this into account
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: and I tagged it for flavor purposes mostly :
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: v
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: so feel free to not give a shit about it, and just give us slightly lower prices or something
9:49 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: How about, pass a barter roll, get a discount on the price he offers
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: th
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: that could work
9:49 PM - Renaldo: Does that apply to everyone~
9:49 PM - Tom Blanco: let's do dis
9:49 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure
9:50 PM - Renaldo: barter skill of 28
9:50 PM - Renaldo: I CAN MAKE IT
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: does my sharp suit give me a Barter bonus? :
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: fucking V KEY
9:50 PM - Renaldo: or my military uniform
9:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: we are not doing enchanted magical uniforms
9:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :I
9:50 PM - Renaldo: awww
9:50 PM - Tom Blanco: oh well
9:50 PM - Schnitzel: Or my blood and gut covered jumpsuit?
9:50 PM - Renaldo: ah well
9:50 PM - Renaldo: 1d100?
9:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Yes
9:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: but what do you want to buy?
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: aw fuck
9:51 PM - Renaldo: fuck
9:51 PM - Schnitzel: mp-38
9:51 PM - Renaldo: mp 357 rounds
9:51 PM - Schnitzel: and some ammo for it
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: .45 AP or JHP
9:51 PM - Tom Blanco: whatever he has
9:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Roight. So dis here MP-38 be 2000 caps."
9:52 PM - Schnitzel: Can I sell my .38 too?
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure
9:52 PM - Renaldo: I wanna sell my bat
9:52 PM - Schnitzel: alright
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: OMG 1 AT A TIME SCRUBS
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Schnitzel first
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Wants to sell your .38
9:52 PM - Schnitzel: brb
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: he offers 400 caps
9:52 PM - Tom Blanco: and I'm gonna pawn my molotovs after y'all do all that shit
9:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you leave
9:53 PM - Schnitzel: back
9:53 PM - Schnitzel: okay I sell my .38 and its 9 rounds
9:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He offers 400 caps for the lot
9:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: If you wanna try barter rolling
9:54 PM - Schnitzel: and I buy the mp-38
9:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: a failure will decrease the price he offers
9:54 PM - Renaldo: increase you mean?
9:54 PM - Schnitzel: and
9:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Not if you fail the roll for selling
9:54 PM - Renaldo: ah
9:54 PM - Renaldo: woops sorry
9:54 PM - Renaldo: im slow today
9:55 PM - Schnitzel: jebus
9:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 400 to sell the .38 and 2000 to but the MP-38
9:55 PM - Schnitzel: 200 caps for 1 round of 9mm
9:55 PM - Renaldo: what
9:55 PM - Renaldo: the fuck
9:55 PM - Renaldo: its not one round no
9:55 PM - Renaldo: its a box of ammo
9:55 PM - Schnitzel: How much is in the box?
9:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Vol is the amount
9:56 PM - Renaldo: 20
9:56 PM - Schnitzel: Alright I buy the mp-38 and 1 box of 9mm jhp
9:56 PM - Schnitzel: thar goes me monies
9:56 PM - Renaldo: rip schitzels coinpurse
9:56 PM - Tom Blanco: alright, who's next
9:57 PM - Renaldo: "Alright. I've got a bat here, have you ever seen a more beautifully bloodied and well-crafted bat?"
9:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: So that's 2200 caps Shit
9:57 PM - Renaldo: can i roll speech to sweet-talk him into decreasing the price
9:57 PM - Schnitzel: ye I know
9:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Yeh, I 'ave. My big green dick is bigger 'en dat."
9:57 PM - Renaldo: or confusing his small mind into lowering it
9:57 PM - Renaldo: dammit
9:57 PM - Schnitzel: or we could rob him
9:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You can't speech your way around bartering
9:57 PM - Renaldo: "Well, can it at least fetch a price?"
9:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: dat aint how it do
9:57 PM - Renaldo: i can try
9:57 PM - Tom Blanco: we are not robbing mr. cool Ork
9:58 PM - Renaldo: :c
9:58 PM - Schnitzel: :V
9:58 PM - Renaldo: honestly i think speech and barter should be the same skill
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: NEIN
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: DAT NOT HOW IT DO
9:58 PM - Renaldo: ok ok
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: GTFO SCRUB
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: THAT'S DUMBING DOWN
9:58 PM - Renaldo: how much does he offer :v
9:58 PM - Tom Blanco: actually you're right
9:58 PM - Renaldo: :C
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 15 caps, and that's being generou
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: s
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: it's, in essence, a piece of woof
9:58 PM - Renaldo: i roll barter :v
9:58 PM - Schnitzel: wall street wizards can be awkward as fuck
9:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: wood*
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: what do you want from him
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: it's 300 in the book
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: stop nerfing us
9:59 PM - Renaldo: i passed faggot
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: for the louisville slugger
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the special bat
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: this is a regular boring bat
9:59 PM - Renaldo: hah
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: mwahaha I can finally be the rules lawyering faggot I always wanted
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: omg u scrubs
9:59 PM - Renaldo: i just passed the barter check~
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: aw
9:59 PM - Renaldo: is 5 is crit pass?
9:59 PM - Tom Blanco: always wanted to be BTW
9:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: what's yer luck?
9:59 PM - Renaldo: 4. damn, so close
10:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: whatashame.jpg
10:00 PM - Renaldo: wow that couldve been an amazing sale
10:00 PM - Renaldo: w/e i knew i was going to pass
10:00 PM - Renaldo: i had a gut feeling
10:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 30 caps for the bat
10:00 PM - Renaldo: works for me
10:00 PM - Renaldo: i'll sell
10:00 PM - Renaldo: i want MP 357 rounds
10:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: MP?
10:01 PM - Renaldo: metal-piercing
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: multiplayer?
10:01 PM - Renaldo: basically armor piercing
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: that's AP you dingus
10:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: OMG STOP CONFUSING ME SCRUBS
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: what the hell are MP rounds
10:01 PM - Renaldo: nah theyre called metal piercing
10:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yeah well my dick is pretty piercing
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: so they won't pierce kevlar or wood or paper, just metal?
10:01 PM - Schnitzel: should be AP?
10:01 PM - Tom Blanco: dohoho nice 1 GM
10:01 PM - Renaldo: theyre made for piercing cars
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: that'd be brenekas then
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: and these are only shotgun shells anyway
10:02 PM - Tom Blanco: slugs, actually
10:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ALRIGHT
10:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: .357 AP ROUNDS
10:02 PM - Renaldo: ok w/e
10:02 PM - Renaldo: its 38 special
10:02 PM - Renaldo: :V
10:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 250 FOR A BOX
10:03 PM - Renaldo: i buy one
10:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: anything else?
10:03 PM - Renaldo: hey hey
10:03 PM - Renaldo: hey
10:03 PM - Renaldo: wait a second
10:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: whaaaaaaaaat
10:03 PM - Renaldo: .38 is
10:03 PM - Renaldo: 100 in the book
10:03 PM - Renaldo: for 10
10:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: he just bought .357
10:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: dingus
10:03 PM - Tom Blanco: you wanted .358 AP
10:03 PM - Renaldo: im confused
10:03 PM - Tom Blanco: .357 dammit
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: not .358
10:04 PM - Renaldo: FUCK IT I'LL JUST NOT BUY THINGS
10:04 PM - Renaldo: :suicide:
10:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: OH MY FUCKING GOD
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: .38 special is worse
10:04 PM - Schnitzel: :V
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: also LET ME BUY SHIT ALREADY DAMMIT
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
10:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: EVERYONE BUT TOM IS A DUMBASS
10:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: REALLY
10:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: TOM
10:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: WHAT DO YOU WANT
10:04 PM - Renaldo: :c
10:04 PM - Schnitzel: wut how am i dumbass
10:04 PM - Renaldo: dm hates us 5eva
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: A GOOD WIFE, A DUMP TRUCK OF GOLD AND INFINITE WISHES
10:04 PM - Tom Blanco: oh wait you meant in game
10:04 PM - Renaldo: lets commit sudoke
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: uh
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: .45 JHP
10:05 PM - Schnitzel: k u first
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: wait no
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: AP
10:05 PM - Schnitzel: :V
10:05 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: .45 AP?
10:05 PM - Tom Blanco: Armour Piercing
10:05 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 1 box 300
10:05 PM - Schnitzel: and you call us the dumbasses
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: rolling for Barter
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: the dice hate me
10:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I know what AP stands for shitwad I was repeating it to clarify that is what he wanted
10:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 350 caps
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: fuk
10:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: no you can not back out of the conversation and try again
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: anyway I buy the box
10:06 PM - Renaldo: hah nurd
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: that's 50 rounds, right?
10:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yarr
10:06 PM - Tom Blanco: also what's the stats
10:06 PM - Renaldo: maybe if you were as classy as ocelot
10:07 PM - Renaldo: ignores dt probably
10:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: AC -20, Ignores DT, DR - 20
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: and the damage roll?
10:07 PM - Schnitzel: 1d6?
10:07 PM - Renaldo: 1d300 c:
10:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: same, 1d6
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
10:07 PM - Tom Blanco: thx
10:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: btw Imma be restatting a lotta shit on the fly cause this rulebook is full of shit
10:08 PM - Schnitzel: i dunno if we should roll 300 or 100
10:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: done, Tom?
10:08 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
10:08 PM - Tom Blanco: thanks
10:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: who else wanted to buy shit
10:08 PM - Renaldo: thats everyone you dumb fuck :v
10:08 PM - Tom Blanco: btw does your restat mean my .45 sucks less or not?
10:08 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
10:08 PM - Schnitzel: There is no one else in the party
10:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: hmmm
10:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: nah
10:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: your .45 will continue to suck c:
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: aww but 1911s are awesome :(
10:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: omg
10:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ur all so needy
10:09 PM - Renaldo: single action fo lyf nigga
10:09 PM - Renaldo: yeeeee
10:09 PM - Tom Blanco: yes I know
10:09 PM - Renaldo: can we go to armor on now
10:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fine it will do 1d8 damage
10:10 PM - Renaldo: i want a beret
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: yayy
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: thx
10:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yes we can go to armor now
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: also let's check the armor store
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: woo
10:10 PM - Tom Blanco: Wing, you awake?
10:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the shop is run by a big black dude in a tank top named Marc
10:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Ay yo niggs! Whatcha need?"
10:10 PM - Renaldo: r u srs
10:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: quite
10:10 PM - Renaldo: Got any armored hats?
10:11 PM - Renaldo: Or just regular hats
10:11 PM - Schnitzel: eh wh?a
10:11 PM - Schnitzel: I got no money
10:11 PM - Renaldo: ((the fuck is BORIS))
10:11 PM - Tom Blanco: "Got a vest that could fit under this suit?"
10:11 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: wing it's only 10 pm stop sleeping
10:11 PM - Schnitzel: I"m not sleeping
10:11 PM - Schnitzel: I'm reading
10:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Yeah, I think I got whachu need."
10:12 PM - Schnitzel: I wasn't saying anything cuz i got nuthin 2 buy scrub
10:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "How dis look?"
10:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Stats for it would be W: 10 lbs. AC: 20 N: 3/25 L: 1/30 F: 1/17 P: 1/30 E: 1/25
10:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and it would cost 1600 caps
10:13 PM - Renaldo: Is that for tom or me
10:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Tom
10:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you wanted a hat
10:13 PM - Renaldo: yep
10:13 PM - Tom Blanco: shit
10:13 PM - Tom Blanco: can anyone spot me 160 caps?
10:13 PM - Renaldo: if i can see what my hat costs
10:13 PM - Renaldo: maybe
10:13 PM - Tom Blanco: 155 actually
10:14 PM - Schnitzel: I got 150
10:14 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not even gonna try rolling for barter because the dice hate me :v
10:14 PM - Renaldo: your barter is higher than mine lol
10:14 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: as for the hat, Renaldo, he tosses you a beret that costs 100 caps and has 5 AC
10:14 PM - Renaldo: alright
10:14 PM - Renaldo: ill fence tom 155
10:14 PM - Renaldo: and buy the cap
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: thanx m8
10:15 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Such nice upstanding lads
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: actually, can I just sell him my old vest?
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
10:15 PM - Renaldo: i already gave you the 155 faget
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: should probably cost as much as the Leather Jacket
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: well I can give it back if I don't need it
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: shees
10:15 PM - Tom Blanco: h
10:16 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Yeah, 250 for the jacket
10:16 PM - Renaldo: ok well
10:16 PM - Renaldo: ill just keep dem caps den :v
10:16 PM - Tom Blanco: alright then, I exchange the old vest for the new one, and pay him 1350 caps
10:17 PM - Renaldo: is there a barrel fire or some kind of campfire anywhere around
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Does my wee little Nazi wish for some armor?
10:17 PM - Renaldo: i want to try and cook these spider parts to see if anyone will buy them
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: tell me
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Data
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: would you
10:17 PM - Schnitzel: nah
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: buy cooked
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: giant
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: hairy
10:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: spider legs
10:17 PM - Renaldo: bob's iguana bits~
10:17 PM - Tom Blanco: well, this is the wasteland
10:18 PM - Renaldo: ill take the hair off
10:18 PM - Schnitzel: then I won't have blood covered jumpsuit
10:18 PM - Tom Blanco: alright, this is genius
10:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: well alright then, if you insist
10:18 PM - Renaldo: i have 35 fucking pounds of spider im not gonna WASTE it
10:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure, there are a number of barrels
10:18 PM - Tom Blanco: "Renaldo's Iguana Bits! Definitely not made of giant spiders!" :v
10:18 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:18 PM - Renaldo: ok
10:18 PM - Renaldo: lemme rolls outdoorsmen
10:19 PM - Renaldo: to cook the lot so i dont have to roll 35 times
10:19 PM - Renaldo: shit lol
10:19 PM - Renaldo: failed
10:19 PM - Tom Blanco: brb
10:19 PM - Renaldo: burnt spider?
10:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Burnt and hairy
10:20 PM - Renaldo: hmm
10:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: somehow the fire made the hairs longer
10:20 PM - Renaldo: i head to bobs iguana bits
10:20 PM - Schnitzel: damn
10:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Bob III, runner if Bob's Iguana Bits, sees Renaldo approaching
10:20 PM - Schnitzel: legion is pretty rad
10:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Greetings, fine citizen! How might I, Bob the Third, heir to the Bob's Iguana Bits family name, help you?"
10:21 PM - Renaldo: "Hey, Bob. Heard you sell all sorts of meat here. I was wondering if you'd wanna trade for this slighty stringy meat, as a cheaper item for your menu? 35 pounds of it, and all I want is 10 or so iguanas in exchange."
10:22 PM - Renaldo: rolling speech to make him want to trade for it
10:22 PM - Tom Blanco: back
10:22 PM - Renaldo: to make him believe theyre cooked perfectly
10:22 PM - Renaldo: oh shit
10:22 PM - Renaldo: dammit.
10:22 PM - Renaldo: failed
10:22 PM - Tom Blanco: oh man
10:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Bob wrinkles his nose in disgust. "You, sir, insult me."
10:22 PM - Tom Blanco: the dice really do hate us today
10:22 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I serve nothing but the highest quality of meats around here."
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "This is the highest quality meat."
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "Except its from around a hospital."
10:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I can smell even at a distance the complete disregard for proper cooking procedure."
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "A spider infested hospital."
10:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "It smells of burnt hairs."
10:23 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "And that leg is leaking."
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "Well actually the fire made them longer."
10:23 PM - Renaldo: uhm
10:23 PM - Renaldo: "I toss a leg on his counter and run outside, dumping the rest of it into a fire on the way back.
10:24 PM - Renaldo: smoothest criminal
10:25 PM - Tom Blanco: keep it up and Tom's gonna be the only remaining party member whose reputation isn't shot to shit
10:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: -5 karma for littering
10:25 PM - Renaldo: i can live with that
10:25 PM - Schnitzel: My rep was shot to shit the day I got here
10:25 PM - Tom Blanco: well, yeah
10:25 PM - Renaldo: your rep was shot to shit 330 years ago during ww2
10:26 PM - Tom Blanco: and now Renaldo's leaving burnt spiders around
10:26 PM - Renaldo: if i  have the date right
10:26 PM - Tom Blanco: and Tom is a mafioso so people aren't probably gonna love him either
10:26 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
10:26 PM - Tom Blanco: we're all hated, terrible people :C
10:26 PM - Renaldo: so all in all
10:26 PM - Renaldo: a standard pnp party
10:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you're all terrible players
10:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: except Tom
10:26 PM - Renaldo: :c
10:26 PM - Schnitzel: that is debatable
10:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Tom is an upstanding citizen
10:27 PM - Renaldo: we're not thaaat bad
10:27 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not, really
10:27 PM - Schnitzel: also i was super late on that post
10:27 PM - Tom Blanco: actually, compared to them...
10:27 PM - Renaldo: im an arrogant asshole with an inferiority complex
10:27 PM - Tom Blanco: we all suck now let's move on please it's getting bright outside
10:28 PM - Schnitzel: :V
10:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so shopping and littering is done
10:28 PM - Renaldo: what was that bar that i was hitting on someone at
10:28 PM - Renaldo: lets go there, we have to check pubs anyway, and they had good booze
10:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Dinnerbell Delicacies
10:28 PM - Renaldo: Letsa go.
10:28 PM - Tom Blanco: ayup
10:29 PM - Renaldo: stand back plebs
10:29 PM - Renaldo: ocelot has entered the building
10:29 PM - Tom Blanco: it's not the only thing he'll be entering today if everything goes fine
10:29 PM - Renaldo: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9a0r1DoYH1re9qzao1_400.gif
10:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You enter the rather smoky building to see a number of persons sitting at booths, smoking, and generally doing bar and resteranty things
10:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: HOLY SHIT
10:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: STOP
10:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: POSTING
10:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: GIFS
10:29 PM - Renaldo: i cant im sorry
10:29 PM - Renaldo: it just happens
10:29 PM - Tom Blanco: man it'd have gone so much better if you said something like penetrating or infiltrating
10:30 PM - Renaldo: yeah
10:30 PM - Renaldo: whatever
10:30 PM - Renaldo: bros for life nigga
10:30 PM - Renaldo: anyway
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: still, not my worst joke
10:30 PM - Renaldo: pretty bad tho
10:30 PM - Renaldo: lets move on anyway
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: and yeah
10:30 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Moving on out of the bar?
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: no
10:30 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: or moving on into the bar
10:30 PM - Renaldo: moving on into the bar
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: move on to the bar in the bar
10:30 PM - Tom Blanco: if that makes sense
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: like, bar the person stands behind and serves drinks
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hi there! How can I help you today?" asks the fine, upstanding, surprisingly not potato-faced by radiation young red head
10:31 PM - Renaldo: move on to the bartender
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: "Mornin' ma'am."
10:31 PM - Schnitzel: ooooooo
10:31 PM - Schnitzel: redhead
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: I tip my hat to her, like a true gentleman.
10:31 PM - Renaldo: "Hello, my lovely lady. We're here to grab a few drinks, and look for some people we need to talk to."
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Tom, Shit, you're both rotfaced ghouls
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: I know
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I think she'd prefer someone with skin
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
10:31 PM - Renaldo: <-
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: psh
10:31 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm not hitting on her, I'm just nice c:
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: scrubs
10:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: she obviously digs me
10:31 PM - Schnitzel: :V
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: chicks love a good gm
10:32 PM - Renaldo: rolling speech again
10:32 PM - Schnitzel: good dm
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and I am a GREAT one
10:32 PM - Schnitzel: dats debatable
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: eejjhejheeujejehejhejhejhee
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: so, how many katanas and fedoras do you own again, Dan
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: roll your roll
10:32 PM - Schnitzel: jk u best gm
10:32 PM - Renaldo: pass
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: none and zero, but my brother has  like 4 fedoras
10:32 PM - Renaldo: lol
10:32 PM - Tom Blanco: wow
10:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and a civil war imitation sword if that counts
10:32 PM - Schnitzel: your brother is a total faggot
10:33 PM - Renaldo: yep
10:33 PM - Renaldo: defs
10:33 PM - Renaldo: anyway i passed my roll
10:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and yet he still managed to get a new chick every other month
10:33 PM - Renaldo: lets enter the danger zone
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: hey, his brother might be Bogart for all we know
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: though he probably isn't
10:33 PM - Schnitzel: brb
10:33 PM - Renaldo: i have smooth criminal playing
10:33 PM - Renaldo: not sure what that says about me
10:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Mmm, so what would you like to drink?"
10:33 PM - Renaldo: "How about a bottle of that delicious Dack Janiels?"
10:33 PM - Tom Blanco: "We're here for information, actually."
10:34 PM - Renaldo: ssh tom
10:34 PM - Renaldo: buy something first
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: "Though a drink can't hurt, either."
10:34 PM - Renaldo: she'll like us more and be more willing to tell us
10:34 PM - Renaldo: i swear to god l2speech
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: wow tell me all about ur PUA arts
10:34 PM - Renaldo: <3
10:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "This one's on me, sweetie." She slides the bottle down the counter towards you
10:34 PM - Renaldo: nice.
10:34 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm guessing the you is Renaldo
10:34 PM - Schnitzel: giver her the d
10:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yep
10:35 PM - Renaldo: "Thank you, madam. Now about the men we were looking for."
10:35 PM - Renaldo: "I think my friend here could explain better."
10:35 PM - Renaldo: i gesture to tom
10:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "And who might that be?"
10:35 PM - Renaldo: and pop that dacks open yo
10:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah. Pretty much, guys who look like me, just with skin."
10:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ya know, hat, suit and all."
10:35 PM - Renaldo: "Possibly looking incredibly shady."
10:35 PM - Tom Blanco: "Mafioso types, pretty much."
10:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Oh, Tom, for flavor purposes which I will explain if you pass
10:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: roll 1d10
10:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: woowoo
10:36 PM - Tom Blanco: 1d10
10:36 PM - Schnitzel: lol
10:36 PM - Tom Blanco: bitch crit success
10:36 PM - Schnitzel: o
10:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: She seems a little disheartened and somewhat disgusted as she turns towards Tom, but she hides it well. Not well enough to hide it from Tom though.
10:36 PM - Renaldo: i should be rolling 1d10 as well if you know what i mean
10:36 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck
10:36 PM - Renaldo: *hand gesture*
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: "... is there anythin' wrong, lady?"
10:37 PM - Schnitzel: she s going to think u are gay
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: well fuck
10:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Wha? Oh, no! Of course not. Don't be silly."
10:37 PM - Renaldo: gayest ghoul
10:37 PM - Schnitzel: also phone typing time
10:37 PM - Schnitzel: fun
10:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: more like
10:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: gayhoul
10:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: amirite
10:37 PM - Renaldo: more like
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: this physically hurt, Dan
10:37 PM - Schnitzel: calpclapclap
10:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: c:
10:37 PM - Tom Blanco: please don't do that again
10:38 PM - Renaldo: ownt
10:38 PM - Schnitzel: do it harder
10:38 PM - Renaldo: hurt me more snake
10:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "So, you're looking for some... mobster type fellows, I presume. Much like yourself."
10:38 PM - Tom Blanco: "You had that look on your face. Hell, must've been nothin'. Anyway, you seen these guys 'round? We need to get in touch with 'em."
10:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, I'm not really a mobster anymore."
10:39 PM - Renaldo: "Yeah, but of course with skin."
10:39 PM - Tom Blanco: "Pretty much all of my family went boom when that Chicago thing happened."
10:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Oh yeah, I heard about that. Shame about all those poor people trapped there."
10:40 PM - Schnitzel: All my family went boom hundred of years ago
10:40 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah but they probably were nazis
10:40 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: She shakes her head slightly in acknowledgement of your losses
10:40 PM - Schnitzel: that is debatable
10:41 PM - Tom Blanco: hell no, they probably ironed your Hitlerjugend uniform and anything
10:41 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "So I take it you're looking for someone involved with the Blanks, then?"
10:41 PM - Schnitzel: sure
10:41 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, pretty much."
10:42 PM - Renaldo: "The very top, actually. My friend Tom here is related to Sergio, and we need his assistance."
10:42 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hm. They're a hard bunch to track down. Which is somewhat ironic, considering how flashy their type tends to be."
10:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "I wanted to avoid havin' to say that, thanks, Rennie."
10:42 PM - Renaldo: "Hey, she might as well know the full story."
10:42 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, I know somethin' about that myself."
10:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I'm sure you've head about the armored limo. That's old hat and basic gossi- you... you're related to him?"
10:43 PM - Schnitzel: give 'er the d
10:43 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah. He's my uncle."
10:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Wow. That's incredible. But, can you prove it? What's he look like?"
10:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Not many have seen the big man's face."
10:44 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hmm, haven't seen him in a long time."
10:44 PM - Renaldo: (( REMEMBER THE PICTURE))
10:44 PM - Renaldo: ((YOU FUCK))
10:44 PM - Renaldo: now ya fucked up.
10:45 PM - Tom Blanco: (but whatever I say will be true anyway)
10:45 PM - Schnitzel: he was horns for nipples
10:45 PM - Tom Blanco: (since I saw him before you saw the picture and even knew he existed)
10:45 PM - Renaldo: :v
10:45 PM - Renaldo: ((but pictures~))
10:45 PM - Schnitzel: has*
10:45 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: if I may interpose, even if there was a picture of him, nobody would KNOW it was him
10:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: think on that for a moment
10:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Nobody would know it was him, unless they KNEW him.
10:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: get the drift? Come on, you're all big boys
10:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "Well, I remember he was balding. Had an oval face. A little graying moustache. Leathery skin. Blue eyes. Liked to wear rimmed glasses. Oh yeah, the left side of his face was slightly burned, from that one thing with a laser rifle."
10:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "Likes to wear hawaiian shirts and beige slacks."
10:47 PM - Renaldo: does he look like this
10:47 PM - Renaldo: http://i.imgur.com/0FsIf2o.png
10:47 PM - Tom Blanco: "That'd 'bout do it."
10:47 PM - Schnitzel: horns for nipples
10:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Her eyes widen at this description. "Yep, that's ol' Sergio alright." She looks left and right to make sure they are unobserved
10:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Follow me into the cellar."
10:48 PM - Tom Blanco: well that sounds shady
10:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: She opems a hatch in the floor and climbs down without looking to see if you follow.
10:48 PM - Tom Blanco: I do that, keeping my right hand under my coat on my trusty 1911.
10:49 PM - Tom Blanco: (follow I mean)
10:49 PM - Renaldo: "Alrighty. Let's go."
10:49 PM - Schnitzel: "Ah ze most obvious hiding place"
10:49 PM - Renaldo: "I drop my hand to my 357 as well
10:49 PM - Renaldo: not obviously though
10:49 PM - Schnitzel: "Besides behind a bookcase in a secret room"
10:49 PM - Renaldo: i head down the hatch first
10:50 PM - Tom Blanco: I go after Renaldo.
10:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: The dark cellar is dimly lit and smells of alcohol, but you can see a number of well-dressed men playing poker, talking obnixiously, and smoking at a table
10:50 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Fedoras rest on tommy gun barrels hanging off the backs of their chairs
10:50 PM - Renaldo: "Well damn. Thank you miss. Here's something for your trouble, then."
10:51 PM - Renaldo: I pass her 50 caps.
10:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Oh, no no, I couldn't. He's part of the family."
10:51 PM - Tom Blanco: (to everyone in the room) "Buonogiorno, paisanos!" (I can't Italian)
10:51 PM - Renaldo: "Take em anyway. This bar deserves it."
10:51 PM - Tom Blanco: "Where's Uncle Sergio?"
10:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Why thank you~"
10:51 PM - Renaldo: ((ITS TIME FOR THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW))
10:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: The chatter at the table stops as every head turns towards you
10:52 PM - Tom Blanco: "I'm Tom."
10:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hey, Mary, who let the meatbag in?"
10:52 PM - Schnitzel: "Hallo"
10:52 PM - Tom Blanco: well fuck looks like she set us up
10:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Meatbags, ya dumbass," says a second one
10:52 PM - Renaldo: or they dont recognize you
10:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you are kinda a rotface
10:53 PM - Tom Blanco: true that
10:53 PM - Renaldo: you dumbshit do you know every mobster in the blanks
10:53 PM - Tom Blanco: no
10:53 PM - Renaldo: ROLLING SPEECH
10:53 PM - Schnitzel: "Do you have no respect"
10:53 PM - Tom Blanco: but there's bound to be a few I know
10:53 PM - Tom Blanco: "Oh c'mon, I haven't changed that much, have I?"
10:53 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel cocks his mp38
10:53 PM - Renaldo: "Hello, gentlemen. My friend Tom here happens to be related to your boss, Sergio."
10:53 PM - Renaldo: "Tom Blanco, that is."
10:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Every mobster in the room grabs their tommies and points them at Shit
10:54 PM - Renaldo: gj shithead
10:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Shnitzel, put the gun down."
10:54 PM - Schnitzel: "Pull the trigger"
10:54 PM - Tom Blanco: "Put the fucking gun down, Schnitzel."
10:54 PM - Schnitzel: stows his weapon
10:55 PM - Tom Blanco: "They woulda started shootin' the second they heard the word Sergio if they weren't us Blancos."
10:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: All except one mobster. One who is missing an arm. The skin around the missing limb is red, like a burn wound that never healed.
10:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "No fuckin' way!" says the missing limbed man
10:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Tommy? That really you? You got outta Chicago?"
10:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Somehow, I did."
10:56 PM - Renaldo: "In the lack of flesh, he is."
10:56 PM - Tom Blanco: (I didn't say he was missing a limb so I'll treat him as someone else)
10:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "It's me! Tony! Remember? The flamer pistol?"
10:56 PM - Tom Blanco: "Oh shit, right! Tony! Man, you've gotten old."
10:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Never touched one of them things again, I tell ya that."
10:57 PM - Tom Blanco: I bro-hug Tony, and then shake his hand.
10:57 PM - Schnitzel: Could have made mario joke right there
10:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: The other mobsters lower their weapons
10:57 PM - Renaldo: ((WE'RE THE MARIO BROTHERS AND PLUMBINS OUR GAME))
10:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Yo, Tone, you know this zombie?" asks one, to whom Tony whacks on the head with his one arm
10:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "A course I know 'im! Fuckin' Tom goddam Blanco. He was a big name in our Chicago family."
10:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Hey, buddy, ya ain't the one who got caught in a fuckin' nuclear blast."
10:58 PM - Tom Blanco: "Lucky I'm still alive after that."
10:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "And shame that the rest of the family didn't make it."
10:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hell, I'll say. So what're ya doin' here, Tommy? And with those two goons?"
10:59 PM - Tom Blanco: "Ah, these? They decided to tag along."
10:59 PM - Renaldo: "Hey, you say that like I contribute nothing."
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "This mad Kraut bastard here's Schnitzel, and that other one's Renaldo."
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "Anyway, I'm here 'cause the Freedom Fighters asked me to get in touch with ya."
11:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Nice ta meetcha, gents,"  he shakes your hands
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "And, obviously, 'cause I wanted to see the old man."
11:00 PM - Tom Blanco: "Where's he?"
11:00 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Psh. Them numbskulls don't even know we're here. We just keep an eye out on 'em."
11:01 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "So you're lookin' to talk to the big man?"
11:01 PM - Renaldo: "It's about the Commonwealth."
11:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "That's right, I am."
11:01 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, 'bout that, and I just wanna catch up, y'know? He's the only family I got left."
11:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "He's been jumpin' houses ever since them Commonwealth fellas came and started fuckin' around. He's had to ditch 3 homes in 2 months. They're huntin' him like a dog. Must see him as a thread, or somethin'."
11:02 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: threat*
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: "Just like the fuckin' Brotherhood."
11:02 PM - Tom Blanco: "Can't get a minute of peace in this fuckin' world."
11:03 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "You said it, brother. Them finks would letcha die if it meant another laser pistol to add to their collection."
11:03 PM - Tom Blanco: "Anyway, the Commonwealth goons wanna raid this place - the whole New York - and take it over."
11:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "Obviously, that'd fuck over both all of yous, and the Fighters."
11:04 PM - Tom Blanco: "So, they're proposin' ta band together and go to mattresses with these android fuckers."
11:04 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Yeah, so we've been told. The big man don't wanna go through, though. Says we's too... inequipped. Don't wanna lose too much of the family, after that Chicago incident."
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "We gotta get some equipment, then."
11:05 PM - Tom Blanco: "I get him, I don't wanna lose a single person either, but it's either that, or they roll in here and bag everyone."
11:06 PM - Renaldo: "Definitely."
11:06 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: aw shit I forgot about mood music. Pretend this has been playing in the background quiet enough to not be a distraction but loud enough to be heard the entire time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7WkgSMjwVs
11:06 PM - Renaldo: nice
11:06 PM - Tom Blanco: "We heard some of the androids had a setup over on the Brooklyn Bridge. Might pop over 'ere and check if they got a field armory or somethin'."
11:07 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Ain't heard nothin' bout that, so's I can't tell ya either way."
11:08 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "For you, Tommy, I'd go to the ends of the world. Ya know that. Yer family. "
11:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, I know, I know, Tone."
11:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Fuck, I really missed ya all."
11:08 PM - Tom Blanco: "Nice to be back home."
11:09 PM - Schnitzel: :")
11:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Man, do I know the feeling. I'll run a message up through the chain to Sergio, tell 'im you're here and want to talk business. He should see ya. Whether or not you can convince the old bastard is a different story."
11:09 PM - Tom Blanco: (also my mood music's just good ol' Duke Ellington, none of this fancy videogame soundtrack crap! :V)
11:09 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:09 PM - Tom Blanco: "Alright, thanks."
11:09 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: (FUK U NIGHTCLUB WAS THE SHIT EAT SHIT N DIE SCRUB)
11:10 PM - Tom Blanco: (I never actually played Timesplitters :( wish I had a PS2)
11:10 PM - Renaldo: Its great
11:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SCRUB ALERT
11:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SCRUB ALRTY
11:10 PM - Tom Blanco: (yeah I heard)
11:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: REAAARRRRREEARRRREARRRRR
11:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SCRUB DETECTED
11:10 PM - Tom Blanco: might wanna step away from the detector then Dan :smug:
11:10 PM - Schnitzel: I have a ps2 but when i bought it they gave me the xbox version
11:10 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :C
11:11 PM - Tom Blanco: wait there was an xbox version
11:11 PM - Schnitzel: ye
11:11 PM - Tom Blanco: does it emulate on 360s
11:11 PM - Tom Blanco: 'cause I've got a 360
11:11 PM - Schnitzel: maybe
11:11 PM - Tom Blanco: alright enough of the derail :v
11:12 PM - Renaldo: yeah cmon
11:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: AYE
11:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Right. So, Tommy. Ya know the big man won't back this assault unless we get the good stuff. Some nice armors, maybe new guns, the works."
11:12 PM - Tom Blanco: do we like spend a few hours reminiscing with the Blancos and then fade back, or do we just go to the Bridge right away?
11:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure
11:12 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
11:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: but first
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, yeah, I know. If I was him, I'd do the same."
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "Don't wanna send wiseguys in suits against fuckin' combat robots."
11:13 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "I propose you go look around this bridge thing. See what ya find, and come back here."
11:13 PM - Tom Blanco: "It'd be a goddamn massacre, like that time the Tomasinos got into a fight with that Brotherhood patrol!"
11:14 PM - Renaldo: "You mobsters ever consider upgrading to the laser variant of the thompson?"
11:14 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Fuck, don't remind me. I almost lost my other arm that day."
11:14 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yeah, that's what we're gonna do. Let's relax for a while first, though. Where can I get a good drink 'round here?"
11:14 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "You try findin' a couple hundred of them things, and ammo to boot, then get back to me."
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: (ding ding ding we've got our quest objective)
11:15 PM - Renaldo: "Cmon Tom, we're in a pub. Where else are you going to find a pub
11:15 PM - Renaldo: ?"
11:15 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hell yeah, sounds like a plan. Kick back, grab a pint."
11:15 PM - Renaldo: drink
11:15 PM - Renaldo: w/e
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: that was a rhetorical question
11:15 PM - Schnitzel: brb
11:15 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Join our poker game if ya want."
11:15 PM - Tom Blanco: y'know, that's what they always say in the movies when they walk into a bar and all
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: "Never been much of a gambler, but hell, why not."
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: (do I roll for Gambling?)
11:16 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: if you want :v
11:16 PM - Renaldo: rolllllll
11:16 PM - Renaldo: we could walk off with an assload of caps
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: it's 40, so not that bad
11:16 PM - Renaldo: my gambling is 20 :v
11:16 PM - Tom Blanco: like the wise men of yesteryear used to say, #YOLO
11:17 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 16
11:17 PM - Tom Blanco: aw yeah bitches
11:17 PM - Renaldo: holy shit.
11:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Hey hey, I think I'm gettin' the hang of this poker thing. Yo, Jimmy, your turn. Go fish!"
11:17 PM - Tom Blanco: we caps now
11:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: "Go fish? Go fuck yourself!"
11:17 PM - Renaldo: hah
11:17 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the table erupts into laughter
11:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: now roll another 5d100
11:18 PM - Renaldo: max? freakin fed! i knew you was trouble the moments i saw ya
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: wait seriously
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: k
11:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: just roll 5d100
11:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: for caps
11:18 PM - Renaldo: aw lawd
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: 220
11:18 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you won 220 caps
11:18 PM - Tom Blanco: not bad
11:19 PM - Renaldo: god you suck :v
11:19 PM - Renaldo: still good money tho
11:19 PM - Tom Blanco: easy money /john connor
11:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and I think we should cut it here
11:19 PM - Tom Blanco: aw, we're ending the session?
11:19 PM - Schnitzel: ok
11:19 PM - Renaldo: Alright.
11:19 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: seems like a good enough place
11:20 PM - Renaldo: we went for a long while anyway
11:20 PM - Renaldo: bout 3 hours
11:20 PM - Tom Blanco: but it's only been 3 hours
11:20 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Considering Wing is in bed, Ryan dropped out, and Boris never showed up
11:20 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:20 PM - Tom Blanco: we normally last 'bout 5
11:20 PM - Renaldo: im fine with going on if you guys want to continue
11:20 PM - Tom Blanco: I definitely can keep goin'
11:20 PM - Renaldo: actually id love to continue
11:20 PM - Renaldo: boris for biggest fag
11:20 PM - Schnitzel: yeye
11:20 PM - Tom Blanco: well Wing seems to be doing fine with that whole phone typing thing
11:21 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Wing? You're good to play?
11:21 PM - Schnitzel: its 100 degrees under the covers
11:21 PM - Renaldo: get naked nigga
11:21 PM - Tom Blanco: :Q:
11:21 PM - Renaldo: hey tom
11:21 PM - Tom Blanco: yea
11:21 PM - Schnitzel: but i now consider it a weight loss program
11:21 PM - Renaldo: can we split the caps
11:21 PM - Renaldo: like you get 100
11:21 PM - Renaldo: we each get 60?
11:21 PM - Schnitzel: i can go on
11:21 PM - Tom Blanco: already added it to the sheet and I can't math
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: but yeah, no prob
11:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
11:22 PM - Renaldo: just take away 120 fagola
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: we can pool that shit together anyway
11:22 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: well alright, iffen youse insist
11:22 PM - Tom Blanco: yay!
11:22 PM - Schnitzel: just on life suuport so dont expect me to be too active
11:22 PM - Renaldo: alright
11:22 PM - Renaldo: thanks fo the 60 nigga
11:22 PM - Schnitzel: so 60 for each?
11:22 PM - Renaldo: 60 for you
11:22 PM - Renaldo: 100 for him
11:22 PM - Renaldo: since he did win them for us
11:23 PM - Tom Blanco: yep
11:23 PM - Schnitzel: kk
11:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I mean, we can pool the money together when we're shopping anyway
11:23 PM - Renaldo: yeah
11:23 PM - Renaldo: i cant wait to get to a point where we have someone tied up to interrogate
11:23 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm also almost out of space on my sheet somehow :v
11:23 PM - Renaldo: how
11:23 PM - Renaldo: hey appy
11:24 PM - Tom Blanco: check my sheet
11:24 PM - Schnitzel: I am best interrigator
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: hm?
11:24 PM - Renaldo: what skill would i roll for juggling my 357
11:24 PM - Tom Blanco: I've got fancy dividers and all
11:24 PM - Renaldo: nice
11:24 PM - Schnitzel: fack
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: uh
11:24 PM - Renaldo: small guns?
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I'd say roll Agi
11:24 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:24 PM - Renaldo: aighty=
11:24 PM - Renaldo: 6
11:24 PM - Renaldo: thats not that bad
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: but if you fail you're dropping the gun
11:24 PM - Renaldo: alright
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and spend the rest of the turn picking it up
11:24 PM - Renaldo: and for spinning it
11:24 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
11:25 PM - Schnitzel: and it discharges
11:25 PM - Schnitzel: in your foot
11:25 PM - Renaldo: i feel like spinning it shouldnt need to roll for
11:25 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:25 PM - Schnitzel: everytime
11:25 PM - Tom Blanco: *balls
11:25 PM - Tom Blanco: not foot
11:25 PM - Renaldo: p sure ocelot is sterile anyway
11:25 PM - Tom Blanco: it'd be funnier that way
11:25 PM - Renaldo: w/e
11:25 PM - Schnitzel: foot testicles
11:25 PM - Renaldo: but im gonna pull the sokolov thing
11:25 PM - Renaldo: load one bullet in the saa
11:25 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: also I'd say successful hit after juggling your gun should totes be an intimidation factor
11:25 PM - Renaldo: play roulette with sokolov as player one and two
11:25 PM - Tom Blanco: ARE THESE... PENISES ON ITS FEET?
11:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: like, they enemies would get an aim penalty for it
11:26 PM - Renaldo: yes so much
11:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: or something
11:26 PM - Renaldo: any trick with the gun is a agi roll
11:26 PM - Renaldo: and a successful hit
11:26 PM - Renaldo: gives intimidation
11:26 PM - Renaldo: nice
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: what about doublewielding?
11:26 PM - Renaldo: i have the one handed perk :v
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: do we handle it like we did in Ryan's ill-fated campaign?
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, but i don't
11:26 PM - Renaldo: true
11:26 PM - Tom Blanco: and I've got two pistols :v
11:26 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: how did his handle it?
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: just have firing both cost 1 AP more
11:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: works for me
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: yay
11:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: but with an aim penalty
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: time to max payne this shit
11:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I'd say -10
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: ...oh
11:27 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: not bad then
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: maybe just make it so we can't aim at body parts/
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: ?
11:27 PM - Renaldo: can we get an alien slomo device :D
11:27 PM - Tom Blanco: you've already got one
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: shame the VATS button is busted :v
11:28 PM - Renaldo: wat
11:28 PM - Renaldo: hah
11:28 PM - Renaldo: VATS only works for nerds
11:28 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fine, no VATSing
11:28 PM - Renaldo: ocelot knows how to work robots :v
11:28 PM - Renaldo: thats it p much
11:28 PM - Renaldo: QUICK WHATS SNAKES IQ
11:28 PM - Renaldo: gogogo
11:28 PM - Tom Blanco: uh
11:28 PM - Renaldo: fag.
11:28 PM - Renaldo: :v
11:28 PM - Renaldo: its 180
11:29 PM - Renaldo: anyway
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: either around 50 or around 150
11:29 PM - Renaldo: CAN WE CONTINUE
11:29 PM - Schnitzel: 50
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: YES
11:29 PM - Schnitzel: is mental retardation
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: I know
11:29 PM - Tom Blanco: why do you think he keeps grunting during cutscenes
11:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: kay
11:29 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so
11:29 PM - Schnitzel: that is because
11:30 PM - Schnitzel: fuck i dunno
11:30 PM - Tom Blanco: because David Hayter?
11:30 PM - Tom Blanco: also let's play
11:30 PM - Schnitzel: ye
11:30 PM - Schnitzel: ye
11:30 PM - Renaldo: david hayter doesnt even HAVE a throat anymore
11:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Shitzel is driving through the streets when, glancing at his somehow unbroke rearview window, he spots another car tailing him
11:31 PM - Tom Blanco: *jazz stinger*
11:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: this car is an old pre-war police car decorated with a generous amount of unnecessary spikes
11:31 PM - Schnitzel: "Come at me you faggots"
11:31 PM - Renaldo: *smooth criminal*
11:31 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and also a head on the radio antenna
11:32 PM - Tom Blanco: "Looks like we've got, uh, the cops on our ass?"
11:32 PM - Renaldo: can i roll perception to see who driving or something
11:32 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: roll 1d10
11:32 PM - Renaldo: or just look
11:32 PM - Renaldo: pff
11:32 PM - Renaldo: i passed
11:32 PM - Renaldo: my per is 4 lol
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: can I empty my 1911 in the cop car's windshield
11:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you see a group of poorly armored and deranged looking gents piloting the vehicle which is gaining on you
11:33 PM - Schnitzel: that isnt good for a marksman
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: who said I was a marksman
11:33 PM - Renaldo: dont care fag
11:33 PM - Renaldo: rolling to hit the head and intimidate them
11:33 PM - Tom Blanco: one of these 7's bound to hit the driver :v
11:33 PM - Renaldo: small guns
11:33 PM - Schnitzel: gunslinger
11:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: sure, you can
11:33 PM - Renaldo: passed
11:33 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: roll your d100s
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: like, seven times or
11:34 PM - Renaldo: i am the biggest winner
11:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: your shot, though missing the driver, hits the man next to him about to shoot from the window
11:34 PM - Renaldo: my shot?
11:34 PM - Tom Blanco: Ciaster: 1D100 => 55
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 12
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 89
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 77
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 5
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 50
 Ciaster: 1D100 => 9
11:34 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yes
11:34 PM - Renaldo: aight
11:34 PM - Renaldo: nice
11:34 PM - Renaldo: i wrecked
11:35 PM - Renaldo: ciaster whats your luck?
11:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: what's your SG?
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: well, I empty my mag into the car and hit 5 times
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: 79 but car penalty and all
11:35 PM - Renaldo: how the fuck?
11:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so 69 then
11:35 PM - Renaldo: are you level 3 or something?
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: and luck's 8
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: no
11:35 PM - Renaldo: damn
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm 2
11:35 PM - Renaldo: dude you got a crit pass c:
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: I just put everything into SG :v
11:35 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, I know
11:35 PM - Renaldo: ah
11:35 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so you got a hit, hit, miss, miss, crit, hit, hit
11:36 PM - Tom Blanco: yep
11:36 PM - Tom Blanco: slaughtered these fuckers
11:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fuckin rekt shit
11:36 PM - Renaldo: calling the crit piercing drivers head and the back tire
11:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "And... that'd be about it."
11:36 PM - Tom Blanco: "Think the driver bought it."
11:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Unloading your mag into the vehicle results in a satysfying thunk as the driver's newly holed head splatters on the wheel
11:36 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: steering wheel, that is
11:37 PM - Renaldo: "Anyone else know how to drive?
11:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the other shots absolutely decimate the remainder of the car's crew
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: I calmly drop my mag out of the 1911 and replace it with a new one.
11:37 PM - Schnitzel: :V
11:37 PM - Renaldo: "I daresay we have ourselves a new car."
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: "Yep, got him."
11:37 PM - Renaldo: im reloading the empty chamber
11:37 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I need some way to nerf you assholes :v
11:37 PM - Renaldo: loln
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: (I'd say they'll probably spectacularly crash into a wall in a second)
11:37 PM - Renaldo: lolno
11:37 PM - Renaldo: we're unstoppable
11:37 PM - Schnitzel: 1d300
11:37 PM - Tom Blanco: you can't nerf me fucka
11:38 PM - Renaldo: annie are you ok
11:38 PM - Renaldo: annie are you ok
11:38 PM - Tom Blanco: I'm a crit machine
11:38 PM - Renaldo: yes
11:38 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: the once-pursuing car rolls to a stop
11:38 PM - Schnitzel: Schnitzel turns around a drives over to the car
11:39 PM - Renaldo: I hop out of the front seat and walk over to the car, SAA drawn
11:39 PM - Tom Blanco: I get out of our car with both guns in my hands, in case anyone survived that
11:39 PM - Renaldo: lootan time
11:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Well, for starters, you got a new car
11:39 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
11:39 PM - Tom Blanco: but nobody else can drive
11:39 PM - Renaldo: "Schnitzel, you like the Highwayman or this piece of shit?"
11:40 PM - Schnitzel: Highwayman
11:40 PM - Renaldo: we can sell the extra car
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: unless you let me try, which is gonna end with a huge explosion and a lot of screams
11:40 PM - Renaldo: "Good man."
11:40 PM - Renaldo: "Let's remove the head and sell it for a profit."
11:40 PM - Schnitzel: Lets strip it for parts
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, we can, though the interior's gonna need a bit of cleaning.
11:40 PM - Renaldo: ehhh
11:40 PM - Tom Blanco: and it's gonna need a new windshield.
11:40 PM - Renaldo: what do we need parts for
11:40 PM - Schnitzel: i duuno
11:40 PM - Renaldo: i doubt that this thing really has anything over our car
11:40 PM - Renaldo: besides spikes
11:40 PM - Renaldo: and more blood
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: well, spikes are cool
11:41 PM - Renaldo: yeah but the other one is more comfy
11:41 PM - Renaldo: and its classier
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: can we search the ill-fated crew of the car?
11:41 PM - Renaldo: yeah
11:41 PM - Schnitzel: use it forvthe boomstivk
11:41 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I'M DOIN IT STFU
11:41 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Gimme a sec you impatients twits
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: also we can take the spikes off and mount them to our car
11:41 PM - Renaldo: more caps is better than boomstick shit
11:41 PM - Tom Blanco: though ours looks pretty classy and that'd ruin it
11:41 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: jeez I'm hung over and it's almost midnight
11:41 PM - Renaldo: yeah
11:42 PM - Renaldo: how about a line of spikes on the front
11:42 PM - Renaldo: but no more than that
11:42 PM - Schnitzel: lightweight scrub
11:42 PM - Tom Blanco: like I said, the Highwayman's gonna get ruined by that
11:42 PM - Schnitzel: ye
11:42 PM - Renaldo: hrm
11:42 PM - Renaldo: no spikes then
11:42 PM - Renaldo: we'll sell the damn thing as an armored car
11:42 PM - Tom Blanco: unless we make them pop out the front like Goldfinger DB5 machineguns
11:42 PM - Renaldo: i can see 2000 caps off that
11:43 PM - Renaldo: heh
11:43 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You got, 6 throwing knives, 4 stimpaks, 2 flash grenades, 1 wattz 1000 laser pistol, an m14, 1 uzi, 30 rounds for each gun, 1 buffout, 2 psychos
11:43 PM - Renaldo: that would be so classy
11:43 PM - Renaldo: i call 2 stimpaks, the knives, and the wattz
11:43 PM - Schnitzel: ill take the drugs
11:43 PM - Tom Blanco: we're driving, you're about to Carmageddon a fucker, you press the button that says "SPIKES" and *shwng* they pop out
11:43 PM - Tom Blanco: I'll take the m14 with ammo and a stimpak
11:43 PM - Renaldo: you put in a quarter and press 8, you mean
11:44 PM - Schnitzel: and the other stimpack
11:44 PM - Renaldo: who wants the uzi and the nades?
11:44 PM - Schnitzel: nah
11:44 PM - Renaldo: tom?
11:44 PM - Tom Blanco: well, I don't have throwing and I don't like SMGs in Fallout
11:44 PM - Renaldo: mine then
11:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: niggas you got a car with a trunk
11:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: if you don't want shit toss it in the trunk and sell it
11:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: god do I need to teach you scrubs everything
11:44 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, let's just pawn everything we don't need off.
11:44 PM - Renaldo: whadda ya think im gonna do with it
11:44 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: shove it up your bumhole
11:45 PM - Renaldo: hot
11:45 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Shit gets 100 xp for not crashing, Renaldo gets 100 xp for the nice shot, and Tom gets 500 xp for wasting the rest
11:45 PM - Schnitzel: not
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: aww yeah
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: 45 XP left to next level
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: :v
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: did I get any XPs for the poker game?
11:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I think I'll give you 44 xp total for everything else we encounter just to be a dick
11:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :3
11:46 PM - Tom Blanco: well, you forgot about something
11:46 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SO NEEDY
11:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: 10 XP FOR POKER
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: we got 1 XP for the torture at the beginning
11:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: AS IF 220 CAPS WASN'T ENOUGH
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: fucker
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: u cant nerf me
11:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: watch me
11:47 PM - Tom Blanco: also thanks, also I'm not serious at all :v
11:47 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: i kno :v
11:47 PM - Schnitzel: 1d300
11:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: go 1d300 yourself
11:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: so, what do you wanna do with the car?
11:48 PM - Schnitzel: I got 191
11:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: congrats
11:48 PM - Renaldo: sell it
11:48 PM - Schnitzel: sell it
11:48 PM - Schnitzel: stfu fgt
11:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: explain to me HOW you are going to sell it
11:48 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and to whom
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, let's tow it with our car and sell it at the nearest uh car place
11:49 PM - Renaldo: bobs
11:49 PM - Renaldo: he'll make deliverys now
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: I think I've got a rope
11:49 PM - Renaldo: or sell it to the mob
11:49 PM - Renaldo: they could use a car
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: no, fuck, I don't
11:49 PM - Renaldo: even the FF could use it
11:49 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: is standard rope really enough to tow a car :V
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: Ryan's character had one
11:49 PM - Schnitzel: siphon the gas and sell it
11:49 PM - Renaldo: hey tom
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: hey, I can always try
11:49 PM - Renaldo: whats your pilot
11:49 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: it runs on magic fusion
11:49 PM - Schnitzel: I have surgival tubing
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: 22 :v
11:49 PM - Tom Blanco: that'd be over fast
11:50 PM - Schnitzel: shit
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: I say we do like Walter White : after stripping it of everything of value, we stick a piece of paper into the gas tank and watch it burn
11:50 PM - Schnitzel: no gas
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: oh yeah
11:50 PM - Tom Blanco: fuck
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: well, I've got molotovs
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i saw
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i saw we dont
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i say
11:51 PM - Renaldo: i try to drive it
11:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: So, stripping it?
11:51 PM - Renaldo: my pilot is 20
11:51 PM - Schnitzel: lets just leave it
11:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: My associate says
11:51 PM - Renaldo: rolling
11:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: to let you try
11:51 PM - Renaldo: fucking rolling
11:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: to use surgical tubin
11:51 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: g
11:51 PM - Tom Blanco: well, the only person who can drive is Schnitzel
11:52 PM - Renaldo: oh shit
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: and I don't want to try driving it
11:52 PM - Renaldo: 42
11:52 PM - Renaldo: i just crashed it
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: how far away are we from the nearest civilized place
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: also no you didn't
11:52 PM - Schnitzel: I cant siphon nuclear power
11:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: it blows up rocks fall everyone dies the end
11:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: c:
11:52 PM - Renaldo: :c
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: you just tried to drive it but couldn't start the engine :v
11:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Alright, I'll let you assholes try to tow it with surgical tubing
11:52 PM - Schnitzel: gg
11:52 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: but don't expect to pass
11:52 PM - Tom Blanco: hey, what's that? Neverwinter Nights 2?
11:53 PM - Schnitzel: wat?
11:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Whoever has the highest repair roll 1d100
11:53 PM - Tom Blanco: the rocks fall everyone dies thing
11:53 PM - Schnitzel: I never said tow
11:53 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: WELL WHATEVER
11:53 PM - Tom Blanco: I think that'd be Schnitzel
11:53 PM - Schnitzel: 15
11:53 PM - Schnitzel: :V
11:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I don't see it in the dice room :I
11:54 PM - Schnitzel: no that is my skill
11:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: o
11:54 PM - Renaldo: ok
11:54 PM - Renaldo: no its mine
11:54 PM - Renaldo: im the highest repair
11:54 PM - Schnitzel: gud
11:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: god, this is worse than trying to decide how to tow a solid gold life sized statue of Blackbeard
11:54 PM - Renaldo: crit pass
11:54 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: FUCKING CUNT NUGGETS
11:55 PM - Schnitzel: :V
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: .
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: jesus this game is a fucking mess
11:55 PM - Schnitzel: prepare your anuses fo the nerfs
11:55 PM - Tom Blanco: an m14 deals less damage than a .45
11:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: You successfully manage to tie and knot the surgical tubing in such a way that it can withstand the weight of towing a fucking car
11:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: gj
11:55 PM - Renaldo: hey
11:55 PM - Renaldo: thats just a pass faggot
11:55 PM - Renaldo: make it more critical
11:55 PM - Renaldo: >:c
11:55 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: uh, no
11:56 PM - Renaldo: awww
11:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: a pass would be tying it properly
11:56 PM - Schnitzel: this rulebook really needs a rewrite
11:56 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: a critpass magically reinforces the thin rubber tubing so that it can withstand pulling a 2 ton vehicle at high speeds
11:56 PM - Tom Blanco: also apparently a G3A3 is a rifle and an M14 is an assault rifle even though they're both battle rifles chambered in the same caliber
11:56 PM - Renaldo: yeah i dont even
11:56 PM - Tom Blanco: sigh
11:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: ok, so you have your car all towed up
11:57 PM - Renaldo: its night right
11:57 PM - Schnitzel: ye
11:57 PM - Schnitzel: i dunno
11:57 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: can we pls stop now I wanna sleeeeep
11:58 PM - Schnitzel: alirihht
11:58 PM - Renaldo: wellllll
11:58 PM - Tom Blanco: yeah, alright
11:58 PM - Renaldo: ok
11:58 PM - Schnitzel: alright
11:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: also 50xp for passing the repair thingy
11:58 PM - Tom Blanco: but you're the one uploading the log!
11:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: to whats your face
11:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I always do
11:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :I
11:58 PM - Tom Blanco: just wanted to make sure :v
11:58 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: well
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: considering I had absolutely nothing ready
11:59 PM - Schnitzel: ye?
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and the only real combat consisted of beating a dying man to pulp
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: and taking out 6 raiders and their car
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: then taking the car
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: with surgical tubing
11:59 PM - Tom Blanco: hey, remember when you said you wanted it to be realistic and the supplies to be hard to come across?
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I'd say this went well
11:59 PM - Tom Blanco: just sayin'
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: nigga
11:59 PM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I will fuck u up
Sunday, May 12, 2013
12:00 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you best not be backtalkiin yo gm
12:00 AM - Tom Blanco: you're like a 1000 kilometres away from me
12:00 AM - Tom Blanco: I ain't scared of yo GM ass
12:00 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I could easily fuckin
12:00 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: i dunno
12:00 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: shit
12:00 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: fuck off nigga
12:00 AM - Tom Blanco: :v
12:00 AM - Schnitzel: alright ibam off
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: see ya Wing
12:01 AM - Schnitzel: cya
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: thanks for playin lads
12:01 AM - Schnitzel left chat.
12:01 AM - Renaldo: bye guys
12:01 AM - Renaldo: this was tons of fun
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: somehow
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: see ya, Data
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
12:01 AM - Renaldo: cant wait for summer when we can do it MORE
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: also it was
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: you're only saying that
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: yes, that's gonna own
12:01 AM - Renaldo: yep
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: cause you just fucked shit up
12:01 AM - Renaldo: now LOGLOGLOG
12:01 AM - Renaldo: seeya guys
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: two games a week :madmax:
12:01 AM - Tom Blanco: see ya dude
12:01 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: adios
12:01 AM - Renaldo: :maxpayne:
12:01 AM - Renaldo left chat.
12:02 AM - Tom Blanco: well, that went well
12:02 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: yep
12:02 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: I should not prepare things more often
12:02 AM - Tom Blanco: and I should probably stop playing characters with high luck because turns out they're incredibly OP
12:02 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: The whole bar scene? And the bit with the drawing?
12:02 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Completely made up on the spot
12:02 AM - Tom Blanco: well, ya did a good job
12:02 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: c:
12:03 AM - Tom Blanco: I honestly didn't know if they were gonna open up on us or not
12:03 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: Well Shit's a dumbass
12:03 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: they were only pointing at him because he just cocked his gun
12:03 AM - Tom Blanco: I can't wait for the next session where we play Car Salesman simulator and hopefully fuck some robots up
12:03 AM - Tom Blanco: yeah, I know
12:03 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: :v
12:04 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: SHould totally sell it to the Ork guy
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: I mean I didn't know whether these guys were on our side, or if we were led into a trap
12:04 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: He could make it into a traveling business
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: oh yeah, it'd suit him well
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: what's with the skull and the spikes
12:04 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: All it needs is some red paint
12:04 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: cuz red ones go fasta
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: yeah, was about to say that :
12:04 AM - Tom Blanco: v
12:05 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: welp
12:05 AM - Tom Blanco: honestly though, I feel like it was a bit too focused on my dude
12:05 AM - Game Masta Gorgutz: savin da log