/vitagen/ vs /skg/ pastebin

Goalhorn instructions:
If Impregnate, High impact Sexual Violence, Rorona, or Physical Pride score a goal: play normal goal horn
If Cute Anime girls score a goal: Use Cute anime goalhorn
If Mika or Vatista score a goal: Use Mika goalhorn
If anyone else scores a goal: play Anthem

Start instructions:
Start on Preset 1 ; no need to change starting players ; good to go

Midgame instructions:
If down by 3 at any point, move to preset 2 and make me more +2 than I already am
If down by 5 at any point, move to preset 3
If down by 10 at any point, move to the [x] on your game's screen and close PES.

Tactical subs at 72:33 to throw off my opponent's pastebin.
crime -> nepnep
wakeup -> rorona
My wife Estelle -> heil ion

ET instructions:
4th sub when it's my corner kick - Onaholes -> Hinae and then set the GK to take the corner (because why the hell not, she has Knuckleball and attacking mentalities as well).

PK instructions:
Randomize them in no particular order for me; make sure GK takes a shot in the first 5 though. Ask the /trash/ managers for advice if you want.