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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #698
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- What political/royal bullsht does asmodeus, and by proxy, have to deal with daily?
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- Well, being the master of lust demons, they probably serve as the main advocate for succubi and incubi and their particular goals/desires, which may or may not serve the best interest of other demons, and since they're the patron demon of gambling houses, they're probably the ones answering prayers for good luck (which get shunted right to Hell without even needing to bounce off of Heaven) and encouraging people to make ill-advised bets
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- >Asmodeus has heard the saying 'aged like a fine wine' many times.
- >However with regards to the proper demon royalty, he admits there's a difference between aging like a wine and rotting
- >Turns out countless years of usual noble shenanigans tends to produce some proper unique tastes
- >While there are some incidents where he has to step in due to some haughty noble getting pissed that he isn't being treated good enough, this is rather rare.
- >Overall the biggest problem is finding the correct gifts, pleasantries, and decorum to offer nobles that satisfy them enough for them to not decide to try and piss in his cheerios.
- >Sometimes they decide to do that literally.
- >Thankfully he can rely on some underlings to work on appeasing their actual desires.
- >Developing those shows of true debauchery would take up all his time otherwise.
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