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- Subtitles by: moein
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- Hi, moms, Stephanie here.
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- Today, as promised,
- I'm gonna share
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- my zucchini chocolate chip
- cookie recipe.
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- But first, many of you
- have asked me
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- for an update
- on the Emily situation.
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- 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:03,297
- And for those of you
- who are new to my vlog,
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- you should know my best friend,
- Emily, is missing right now.
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- She asked me a simple favor,
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- to pick up her son, Nicky,
- from school,
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- which was five days ago.
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- And she hasn't
- come back yet, so...
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- (CRYING)
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- I'm sorry,
- we're all really worried,
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- and I'm doing everything I can to
- help the police track her down.
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- But I'm realizing I don't (SNIFFLES)
- know her as well as I thought I did.
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- It's like my mom
- used to say,
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- God rest her soul. Um...
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- Secrets are like margarine,
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- easy to spread, bad for the heart.
- (SNIFFLES)
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- But as different as we are,
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- I do consider Emily
- my best friend.
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- She is this wonderful,
- elegant person.
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- And our sons brought us
- together, actually.
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- 00:02:50,832 --> 00:02:53,163
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- Well, for our new friends,
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- I'll just start
- from the beginning.
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- I met Emily a few weeks ago
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- at school.
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- It was
- International Cuisine Day
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- in my son's
- first grade class.
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- And once again,
- I drew Sweden,
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- which meant my famous
- meatless meatballs.
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- You're all dead!
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- I killed everyone!
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- Not me.
- I came back to life.
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- - (CAMERA CLICKING)
- - I want to thank everyone,
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- who participated
- in today's feast. Yay!
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- Class, haven't we
- learned so much
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- about food
- from all around the world?
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- CHILDREN: Yes!
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- Give your parents
- a big round of applause.
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- STEPHANIE: That looks great!
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- - Big smile!
- - SONA: Oh, my gosh.
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- Where does she get
- all that energy from?
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- STEPHANIE:
- What are you looking at?
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- I think there's crystal
- meth in those meatballs.
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- Oh, parents, there's
- a sign-up sheet on the board
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- for our Fun Fair next week.
- (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
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- Uh, please, Stephanie,
- don't sign up
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- for more than one job.
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- I'm not sure everyone else
- has had a chance to volunteer.
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- (TOYS CLATTERING)
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- Miles, sweetie, sweetie,
- maybe just be careful
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- with your fingers
- with Nicky's truck, okay?
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- Has Nicky's mom
- volunteered?
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- Emily? Please.
- She wouldn't know
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- a sign-up sheet
- if it bit her on the ass.
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- God, it'd be my dream
- to run PR for Dennis Nylon.
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- Can you imagine all
- the free shit she must get?
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- - DARREN: I know.
- - Okay,
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- I'm crossing myself
- off decorations.
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- I can leave that
- open for Emily.
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- And then if she
- can't make it,
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- I can still bring my
- balloons and helium tank.
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- Please tell me
- you don't actually
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- own a helium tank,
- Stephanie.
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- I think lots of people
- own helium tanks, Stacy.
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- Because kids love balloons.
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- Do you not have one?
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- You a bad parent?
- (CHUCKLES) I'm kidding.
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- We're terrible parents.
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- I think it's a perfect
- plan, Stephanie.
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- Good thinking, Stephanie.
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- (SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
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- Hey, Smooch!
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- Oh, great work
- today, Smooch.
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- Smooch!
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- - Thanks a lot, Mom.
- - Oh.
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- Can me and Miles
- have a play date today?
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- Um, I don't know, sweetie.
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- I think we need
- to ask your mommy,
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- and she's still
- in the city.
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- She's right there.
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- (CAR DOOR OPENS)
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- (WIND HOWLING)
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- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
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- Come here, little dude.
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- Oh, my baby! (KISSES)
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- Look at your shirt. Did any
- food make it into your mouth?
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- Ask her, Nicky, ask her!
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- Ask me what?
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- NICKY: We want a play date.
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- Oh, we can't. Mommy
- already has a play date
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- with a symphony of
- anti-depressants. Let's go.
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- BOTH: (CHANTING) Play date!
- Play date! Play date!
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- Baby, please don't do this.
- I gotta go.
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- Come on. I got
- a ton of work to do.
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- You don't let me
- have any fun.
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- That's not true.
- I let you tear my labia
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- as you exited my body,
- so you're welcome.
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- Do you drink?
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- - I need a martini.
- - Oh! Uh...
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- Yeah. I like martinis. I haven't
- had one in a long time.
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- They're good, though. Had one
- that was mostly chocolate.
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- And I was like, "Alcohol
- and chocolate!"
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- (CHUCKLES) Mom life.
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- Oh, okay. No play date.
- Come on, kid, let's go.
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- Then I'm staying here.
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- Christ, he's
- fucking stubborn.
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- It doesn't have to have
- the chocolate in it.
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- Okay, I don't think I'm
- gonna win this, so, um...
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- I mean, do you wanna come over
- for a beverage of any kind?
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- I think I could use
- some backup.
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- That's me? I'm backup?
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- Does your kid drink, maybe?
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- I mean, it's never too
- early to start teaching them.
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- I think you're joking,
- but great.
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- - Sweetie...
- - Hey, you, let's go.
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- Let's get your
- umbrella out, okay?
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- Because we're gonna
- go out in the rain.
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- STACY: What on Earth are
- those two gonna talk about?
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- Emily's gonna eat
- poor Stephanie alive.
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- At least she'd be
- eating something.
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- - (GIRL BABBLING)
- - What is your problem?
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- Go show him
- your room. Go.
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- STEPHANIE:
- Oh, please don't run!
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- Be safe please!
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- Cute socks.
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- STEPHANIE: Oh, thanks!
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- They're from Target.
- It's 10 bucks a pack.
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- - So great, Target.
- - Yeah.
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- They have other animals.
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- They have these squirrel ones
- are cute, chipmunks,
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- beavers...
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- That's so lifelike.
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- EMILY: Yeah.
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- Do you like it?
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- (STAMMERS) How could you not?
- It's, um...
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- Right?
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- I used to dye my hair.
- I get bored easily.
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- STEPHANIE: Yeah.
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- Did you paint that?
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- No. No, no. It's made
- by an almost famous painter
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- - from the East Village.
- - (MELLOW FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)
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- My life is littered
- with almost-somebodies.
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- I did some art modeling
- in school
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- to pay my way through.
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- Then the pervert
- got obsessed with me.
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- 00:08:02,431 --> 00:08:03,830
- Oh, well,
- that happens, yeah.
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- So I stole the painting,
- you know,
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- thinking it'd be worth
- something someday.
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- But, no. (CLICKS TONGUE)
- No such luck.
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- This house is incredible.
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- Thanks. It's
- a fucking money pit.
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- - Oopsy.
- - Hmm?
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- Oh, sorry. It's, um, what we say
- at my house when someone swears.
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- It's a force of habit.
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- We have an oopsy jar
- in the pantry.
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- It's like, you know.
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- Put a quarter in
- for every bad word.
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- You should smash
- the oopsy jar.
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- That might change your life.
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- Yeah. Ugh. Sorry.
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- Don't say sorry.
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- You don't need to do that.
- You don't need to apologize.
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- It's a fucked-up
- female habit.
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- You don't need to be sorry
- for anything, ever.
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- That's true.
- That's great advice.
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- Thank you.
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- I love this music,
- by the way.
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- Thanks. Yeah.
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- Makes me forget
- I'm stuck in this shithole.
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- I'm gonna go get booze.
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- Great!
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- (FRENCH MUSIC
- CONTINUES PLAYING)
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- (GASPS)
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- 00:09:19,397 --> 00:09:20,962
- (CLEARS THROAT)
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- I was really caught up
- in the ambiance.
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- 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:25,696
- (LAUGHS)
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- 00:09:25,698 --> 00:09:27,532
- Come on,
- give me a little more.
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- Oh! (LAUGHING)
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- I liked it.
- I may join you later.
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- 00:09:33,032 --> 00:09:35,796
- Oh! You must love cooking
- in this kitchen!
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- 00:09:35,798 --> 00:09:38,762
- No, not really.
- Sean does.
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- 00:09:38,764 --> 00:09:41,763
- I think it's probably just
- an excuse to avoid writing.
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- 00:09:41,765 --> 00:09:43,362
- Your husband's a writer?
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- 00:09:43,364 --> 00:09:45,395
- No. He wrote a book
- 10 years ago.
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- 00:09:45,397 --> 00:09:46,729
- It made him the toast
- of the town.
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- 00:09:46,731 --> 00:09:47,930
- I actually had to stalk him
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- to make him
- fall in love with me.
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- 00:09:49,099 --> 00:09:52,529
- But then, nothing. He never
- wrote anything ever again.
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- 00:09:52,531 --> 00:09:55,029
- - It's the old bait-and-switch.
- - What was the book?
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- It's called
- Darkness at Dawn.
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- Oh, my gosh! I read
- that in my book club!
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- 00:09:59,698 --> 00:10:00,997
- - Really?
- - This was... Yeah.
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- 00:10:00,999 --> 00:10:02,862
- Well, this was back when
- I first became a single mom,
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- 00:10:02,864 --> 00:10:05,329
- and I joined this book club, and
- that was the first book we read.
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- 00:10:05,331 --> 00:10:07,262
- It's so impressive.
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- 00:10:07,264 --> 00:10:08,298
- So you're divorced, then?
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- 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:10,565
- Widowed.
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- 00:10:13,265 --> 00:10:14,766
- Do you mind if I ask
- how he died?
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- 00:10:23,897 --> 00:10:26,030
- Car accident.
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- 00:10:26,032 --> 00:10:28,895
- - Oh. How awful.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:10:28,897 --> 00:10:31,496
- My brother, Chris, was in
- the passenger seat, so...
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- 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,328
- You're kidding.
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- 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,562
- One fell swoop, and the two
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- 00:10:34,564 --> 00:10:36,630
- most important men
- in my life were gone.
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- 00:10:36,632 --> 00:10:38,629
- Normally, sad stories
- don't get to me.
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- 00:10:38,631 --> 00:10:39,763
- But that one...
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- That one did.
- That was brutal.
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- 00:10:41,297 --> 00:10:42,996
- I don't talk
- about it a lot.
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- 00:10:42,998 --> 00:10:44,329
- Especially with people
- I just met.
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- 00:10:44,331 --> 00:10:46,696
- I'm really sorry.
- Oh! Mmm...
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- 00:10:46,698 --> 00:10:47,962
- Baby, if you
- apologize again,
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- 00:10:47,964 --> 00:10:49,595
- I'm gonna have to slap
- the sorry out of you.
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- 00:10:49,597 --> 00:10:51,529
- Yeah. That's...
- I'm not sorry.
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- 00:10:51,531 --> 00:10:53,296
- That's a hard habit
- to break, though.
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- 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:54,729
- It is.
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- 00:10:54,731 --> 00:10:56,696
- So, are you
- dating anyone?
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- 00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,997
- No. Slim pickings
- in Warfield.
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- 00:10:58,999 --> 00:11:02,263
- Well, you are an hour
- and a half outside the city.
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- 00:11:02,265 --> 00:11:05,529
- I'm not gonna date someone from the city.
- (CHUCKLES)
- 223
- 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,428
- I tried eHarmony
- for a while,
- 224
- 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:08,695
- and then that mother
- of three wound up
- 225
- 00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:09,896
- with her head
- in the trash can,
- 226
- 00:11:09,898 --> 00:11:11,696
- you remember that?
- And I... Ugh.
- 227
- 00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:13,662
- I said, "No thank you.
- Delete."
- 228
- 00:11:13,664 --> 00:11:15,362
- - (LAUGHS)
- - What?
- 229
- 00:11:15,364 --> 00:11:16,495
- Come on, baby,
- 230
- 00:11:16,497 --> 00:11:19,463
- - you're too sexy to give up.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 231
- 00:11:19,465 --> 00:11:21,562
- That's nice.
- I don't know. Um...
- 232
- 00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:23,496
- If your head's gonna
- end up in a trash can,
- 233
- 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:25,362
- your head's gonna end up
- in a trash can.
- 234
- 00:11:25,364 --> 00:11:27,930
- I just didn't think I would
- end up a single mom,
- 235
- 00:11:27,932 --> 00:11:29,695
- struggling to make
- ends meet.
- 236
- 00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:31,428
- I mean, my husband
- had life insurance,
- 237
- 00:11:31,430 --> 00:11:32,963
- thank goodness,
- but not a lot.
- 238
- 00:11:32,965 --> 00:11:34,596
- I put half of that away
- for Miles' college,
- 239
- 00:11:34,598 --> 00:11:37,562
- and so, with
- that coming in,
- 240
- 00:11:37,564 --> 00:11:40,328
- the money still
- runs out in 2020.
- 241
- 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:41,830
- Thank God
- for his life insurance.
- 242
- 00:11:41,832 --> 00:11:42,896
- Yeah.
- 243
- 00:11:42,898 --> 00:11:43,929
- My husband
- doesn't have anything
- 244
- 00:11:43,931 --> 00:11:46,028
- if it makes you feel better.
- But he does spend like
- 245
- 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,729
- - he's the man of the hour.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 246
- 00:11:47,731 --> 00:11:49,630
- Fucking have to pay
- for everything.
- 247
- 00:11:49,632 --> 00:11:51,562
- We can't even
- sell this house.
- 248
- 00:11:51,564 --> 00:11:53,262
- We bought it
- during the bubble.
- 249
- 00:11:53,264 --> 00:11:54,929
- I love your house.
- 250
- 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:56,930
- Don't dream of selling it.
- 251
- 00:11:56,932 --> 00:12:01,199
- If I were you, I'd just bask
- in this kitchen all day long!
- 252
- 00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:05,363
- - Then you should move in.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 253
- 00:12:05,365 --> 00:12:07,029
- Here. Cheers
- to being house poor.
- 254
- 00:12:07,031 --> 00:12:08,632
- Yes, cheers!
- 255
- 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:12,665
- EMILY: Mmm. What?
- 256
- 00:12:13,498 --> 00:12:14,830
- STEPHANIE: That's, uh...
- 257
- 00:12:14,832 --> 00:12:16,563
- It's just another one
- of my bad decisions.
- 258
- 00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:18,696
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- It's great.
- 259
- 00:12:18,698 --> 00:12:19,930
- Is that a charity symbol?
- 260
- 00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:23,263
- Yeah, Mother Teresa and I are,
- like, the same person, so...
- 261
- 00:12:23,265 --> 00:12:25,595
- It's a nice contrast
- with your ring.
- 262
- 00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,929
- Thanks. Yeah, this is
- a family heirloom.
- 263
- 00:12:27,931 --> 00:12:29,528
- It belonged to Sean's
- great-grandmom,
- 264
- 00:12:29,530 --> 00:12:30,528
- and then his mom,
- 265
- 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,496
- and she insisted that I
- have it, so, you know?
- 266
- 00:12:32,498 --> 00:12:34,263
- SEAN: Whose Subaru
- is blocking the garage?
- 267
- 00:12:34,265 --> 00:12:37,263
- - Speak of the devil.
- - Oh, that's mine. I'm sorry...
- 268
- 00:12:37,265 --> 00:12:39,296
- - You're what?
- - Mmm...
- 269
- 00:12:39,298 --> 00:12:40,996
- Your wife is trying to get me
- to stop apologizing.
- 270
- 00:12:40,998 --> 00:12:44,463
- Or maybe you can
- get her to start.
- 271
- 00:12:44,465 --> 00:12:46,630
- - Oh! Hi.
- - Hi.
- 272
- 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:47,862
- - Hi.
- - EMILY: Hi.
- 273
- 00:12:47,864 --> 00:12:49,729
- Oh, martini time?
- 274
- 00:12:49,731 --> 00:12:51,563
- I'm sure
- it's 5:00 somewhere.
- 275
- 00:12:51,565 --> 00:12:52,696
- Oh, my God,
- did you just come up
- 276
- 00:12:52,698 --> 00:12:53,863
- with that cliche
- by yourself?
- 277
- 00:12:53,865 --> 00:12:55,362
- He's such
- a brilliant writer.
- 278
- 00:12:55,364 --> 00:12:57,596
- I have to say,
- you inspire me.
- 279
- 00:12:57,598 --> 00:12:59,028
- EMILY:
- Not enough, apparently.
- 280
- 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,496
- SEAN: "Why,
- thank you very much
- 281
- 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:01,995
- "for going to the grocery
- store," he said,
- 282
- 00:13:01,997 --> 00:13:04,729
- dripping with sarcasm.
- 283
- 00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:06,428
- Oh, I figured
- you'd want a break
- 284
- 00:13:06,430 --> 00:13:09,029
- - from not writing ever.
- - (LAUGHS)
- 285
- 00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:12,629
- With that fatal blow,
- she won the joust.
- 286
- 00:13:12,631 --> 00:13:14,463
- - Well played.
- - Hmm. Thank you.
- 287
- 00:13:14,465 --> 00:13:16,029
- - This is Stephanie.
- - Hi, Stephanie.
- 288
- 00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,796
- Her kid goes to Warfield
- with our kid.
- 289
- 00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,232
- She read your book.
- 290
- 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,862
- I did. I loved it!
- 291
- 00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:23,496
- It reminded me
- of William Thackeray.
- 292
- 00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,695
- She really read it.
- 293
- 00:13:24,697 --> 00:13:26,428
- Wow, not many people
- 294
- 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,796
- trot out Thackeray
- as a reference.
- 295
- 00:13:27,798 --> 00:13:29,928
- Oh, I was an English
- major at Barnard.
- 296
- 00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,328
- It was pre-mommy brain.
- 297
- 00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:32,896
- I did my thesis
- on the Canterbury Tales.
- 298
- 00:13:32,898 --> 00:13:34,928
- "And with that word
- Arcite gan espye,
- 299
- 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,262
- "whereas this lady
- roamed to and fro."
- 300
- 00:13:37,264 --> 00:13:40,464
- "And with that sight,
- her beauty hurt him so."
- 301
- 00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:43,529
- I'm sorry, do you guys
- wanna get a room?
- 302
- 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,265
- - Am I breaking this up?
- - (ALL CHUCKLING)
- 303
- 00:13:45,631 --> 00:13:46,563
- I like that.
- 304
- 00:13:46,565 --> 00:13:48,896
- Hey, do you want me
- to make you a drink?
- 305
- 00:13:48,898 --> 00:13:50,562
- No. I'm good.
- You guys enjoy.
- 306
- 00:13:50,564 --> 00:13:51,863
- I'm gonna head upstairs
- for a shower.
- 307
- 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,862
- Okay.
- 308
- 00:13:53,864 --> 00:13:55,928
- SEAN: Nice to meet you,
- Sharon.
- 309
- 00:13:55,930 --> 00:13:58,762
- Yeah. It's lovely
- to meet you.
- 310
- 00:13:58,764 --> 00:14:00,562
- He's terrible with names.
- 311
- 00:14:00,564 --> 00:14:02,929
- Oh, yeah. I mean,
- Stephanie's crazy.
- 312
- 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:05,961
- Like P-H-what?
- (CHUCKLES)
- 313
- 00:14:05,963 --> 00:14:08,295
- You guys are
- such a cute couple.
- 314
- 00:14:08,297 --> 00:14:10,028
- Yeah, we're on the verge
- of bankruptcy,
- 315
- 00:14:10,030 --> 00:14:12,362
- and we can't find
- a decent nanny
- 316
- 00:14:12,364 --> 00:14:13,699
- in all of Connecticut, so...
- 317
- 00:14:14,930 --> 00:14:16,262
- Drowning.
- 318
- 00:14:16,264 --> 00:14:17,928
- If you ever need me
- to pick up Nicky
- 319
- 00:14:17,930 --> 00:14:19,528
- after school
- and take him to my house,
- 320
- 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,798
- even if you just need
- the night off...
- 321
- 00:14:22,598 --> 00:14:23,862
- You'd do that for me?
- 322
- 00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,431
- Yeah. Anything.
- 323
- 00:14:30,697 --> 00:14:31,897
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- 324
- 00:14:34,597 --> 00:14:35,996
- Hi, moms, Stephanie here.
- 325
- 00:14:35,998 --> 00:14:38,766
- If it's your first visit to
- the vlog, a hearty welcome.
- 326
- 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,729
- Today's theme
- is friendship.
- 327
- 00:14:41,731 --> 00:14:43,864
- So today,
- I thought we would make
- 328
- 00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:47,495
- friendship bracelets!
- 329
- 00:14:47,497 --> 00:14:49,028
- - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- - I have never understood
- 330
- 00:14:49,030 --> 00:14:51,262
- these silly,
- hurtful divisions
- 331
- 00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,495
- between working moms
- and stay-at-home moms.
- 332
- 00:14:53,497 --> 00:14:54,929
- Honestly, I have
- found it difficult
- 333
- 00:14:54,931 --> 00:14:56,762
- to make friends with either.
- 334
- 00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:59,396
- Emily! Hi,
- what's up, lady?
- 335
- 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,829
- EMILY: Hey, I was
- wondering if I could
- 336
- 00:15:00,831 --> 00:15:02,562
- take you up on your offer
- to pick up Nicky.
- 337
- 00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:04,563
- I'm in a meeting
- with no end in sight.
- 338
- 00:15:04,565 --> 00:15:06,362
- Uh, yeah, I'm
- happy to help.
- 339
- 00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:09,295
- Actually, I just got this
- jumbo set of Perler beads...
- 340
- 00:15:09,297 --> 00:15:10,762
- EMILY: Yeah, yeah, okay.
- You're the best.
- 341
- 00:15:10,764 --> 00:15:13,695
- Okay. Um, just... Does Nicky
- have any dietary restrictions?
- 342
- 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,861
- Yeah, just don't feed him
- shit he doesn't like. Thanks.
- 343
- 00:15:16,863 --> 00:15:19,429
- Don't feed...
- Okay.
- 344
- 00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,332
- Oh, my God, she's so funny.
- 345
- 00:15:22,398 --> 00:15:24,828
- Whoo!
- 346
- 00:15:24,830 --> 00:15:27,629
- EMILY: No, no, no, Dennis,
- this is what's gonna happen.
- 347
- 00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:28,996
- I'm gonna do my job,
- 348
- 00:15:28,998 --> 00:15:30,428
- you're gonna
- take some pills,
- 349
- 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,562
- and then I'm gonna
- call you later. Okay?
- 350
- 00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:34,264
- What? Oh, oh,
- I can't hear you.
- 351
- 00:15:35,295 --> 00:15:35,663
- I'm in an elevator.
- 352
- 00:15:35,665 --> 00:15:37,562
- STEPHANIE:
- I am hungry for flesh!
- 353
- 00:15:37,564 --> 00:15:38,765
- (CHILDREN PLAYING)
- 354
- 00:15:42,864 --> 00:15:45,894
- Just Darth Mommy,
- it's this game...
- 355
- 00:15:45,896 --> 00:15:47,296
- It's really silly.
- 356
- 00:15:47,298 --> 00:15:48,596
- Honestly, his dad
- was much better
- 357
- 00:15:48,598 --> 00:15:49,794
- at the roughhousing stuff.
- 358
- 00:15:49,796 --> 00:15:51,562
- - Don't do that.
- - Do what?
- 359
- 00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:52,996
- Don't denigrate
- your good parenting
- 360
- 00:15:52,998 --> 00:15:54,861
- to comfort me
- for my shitty parenting.
- 361
- 00:15:54,863 --> 00:15:56,629
- Oh, gosh, no,
- Emily, that's...
- 362
- 00:15:56,631 --> 00:15:57,828
- That's not
- what I was doing at all.
- 363
- 00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,328
- I think you're
- a super mom.
- 364
- 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:00,562
- Oh, no, you don't.
- 365
- 00:16:00,564 --> 00:16:01,629
- Come on, your kid had
- 366
- 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:02,929
- lobster bisque for lunch
- the other day.
- 367
- 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:04,730
- I'm lucky if I remember
- my kid's lunch box.
- 368
- 00:16:04,732 --> 00:16:05,929
- Honestly, it's fine.
- 369
- 00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:08,332
- The nicest thing I could do for
- Nicky is blow my brains out.
- 370
- 00:16:12,531 --> 00:16:13,663
- I'm kidding.
- 371
- 00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:15,629
- Right. Yeah. Well...
- 372
- 00:16:15,631 --> 00:16:19,263
- You do work
- in the city, so...
- 373
- 00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:21,432
- - Oh, my gosh!
- - Oh, my gosh!
- 374
- 00:16:22,632 --> 00:16:23,932
- (CAMERA CLICKS)
- 375
- 00:16:26,931 --> 00:16:28,730
- Did you just
- take my picture?
- 376
- 00:16:28,732 --> 00:16:30,296
- I'm yearbook mom.
- 377
- 00:16:30,298 --> 00:16:32,029
- Did I ask you
- to take my picture?
- 378
- 00:16:32,031 --> 00:16:33,196
- Erase it.
- 379
- 00:16:33,198 --> 00:16:35,662
- You look really chic, it's
- just for "Faces and Places."
- 380
- 00:16:35,664 --> 00:16:36,996
- Just for the other parents.
- 381
- 00:16:36,998 --> 00:16:38,829
- Erase it or I'll slap
- a fucking injunction
- 382
- 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,429
- on your yearbook,
- do you understand?
- 383
- 00:16:40,431 --> 00:16:41,962
- Yeah. Okay.
- 384
- 00:16:41,964 --> 00:16:43,762
- - (CAMERA BEEPING)
- - Yeah, it's gone.
- 385
- 00:16:43,764 --> 00:16:45,363
- Whoa. Bye-bye.
- 386
- 00:16:45,365 --> 00:16:46,861
- Don't do that again.
- 387
- 00:16:46,863 --> 00:16:48,663
- Oh, my gosh,
- I'm so sorry.
- 388
- 00:16:48,665 --> 00:16:51,761
- Or, I didn't mean
- to offend you.
- 389
- 00:16:51,763 --> 00:16:53,495
- Um... I'm
- sure that stuff's
- 390
- 00:16:53,497 --> 00:16:54,862
- really sensitive
- in your industry.
- 391
- 00:16:54,864 --> 00:16:56,496
- - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- - Oh, no. It's all good.
- 392
- 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:57,630
- I guess I'm probably
- not the kind of person
- 393
- 00:16:57,632 --> 00:16:58,729
- you're normally
- friends with.
- 394
- 00:16:58,731 --> 00:17:01,696
- Oh, you do not wanna be
- friends with me. Trust me.
- 395
- 00:17:01,698 --> 00:17:02,928
- Dennis, sweetie,
- 396
- 00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:04,595
- let's try this again. Um...
- 397
- 00:17:04,597 --> 00:17:05,996
- Okay, I want you
- to go home
- 398
- 00:17:05,998 --> 00:17:07,395
- and chill the fuck out
- 399
- 00:17:07,397 --> 00:17:08,865
- and don't ever call me
- again. Bye.
- 400
- 00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:11,928
- That's how
- you talk to your boss?
- 401
- 00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,895
- Yeah. You know,
- you gotta go right at 'em.
- 402
- 00:17:13,897 --> 00:17:15,295
- Especially the powerful ones.
- 403
- 00:17:15,297 --> 00:17:16,765
- Or they will fuck you
- in the face.
- 404
- 00:17:17,497 --> 00:17:19,794
- Yeah, I get that.
- 405
- 00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:21,328
- Wanna get out of here?
- 406
- 00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,695
- Mommy needs a drink.
- 407
- 00:17:22,697 --> 00:17:24,496
- - (FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)
- - Yeah.
- 408
- 00:17:24,498 --> 00:17:25,663
- Totally.
- 409
- 00:17:25,665 --> 00:17:26,932
- Nicky!
- 410
- 00:17:27,897 --> 00:17:29,828
- STEPHANIE: Okay, guys...
- 411
- 00:17:29,830 --> 00:17:31,961
- I guess we're going.
- 412
- 00:17:31,963 --> 00:17:34,663
- EMILY: Hey!
- Nicky, come! Now!
- 413
- 00:17:34,665 --> 00:17:36,961
- Okay. I have a gift for you.
- Please close your eyes.
- 414
- 00:17:36,963 --> 00:17:38,328
- - Mmm-mmm.
- - Yeah. Hold out
- 415
- 00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:39,396
- your tattoo hand, please.
- 416
- 00:17:39,398 --> 00:17:40,895
- This is happening.
- I'll wait all day.
- 417
- 00:17:40,897 --> 00:17:42,432
- - Are you propositioning me?
- - Yes.
- 418
- 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,299
- Here. I made that for you.
- 419
- 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,028
- You made this for me?
- 420
- 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:50,528
- Thought it would go with that
- pinstriped suit you have.
- 421
- 00:17:50,530 --> 00:17:51,995
- Really? That's nice.
- 422
- 00:17:51,997 --> 00:17:53,928
- No one does stuff
- like this for me.
- 423
- 00:17:53,930 --> 00:17:57,496
- I used to watch those
- Bewitched reruns on TV Land,
- 424
- 00:17:57,498 --> 00:17:59,028
- and I always thought
- it was so classy
- 425
- 00:17:59,030 --> 00:18:00,428
- when Darrin
- would come from work
- 426
- 00:18:00,430 --> 00:18:02,329
- and Samantha
- would fix him a martini.
- 427
- 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:04,894
- Every time we do this,
- I feel so high-tone.
- 428
- 00:18:04,896 --> 00:18:08,630
- - My God, you're such a nerd.
- - (CHUCKLES WEAKLY)
- 429
- 00:18:08,632 --> 00:18:10,895
- Ugh. Fuck this.
- I need a real martini.
- 430
- 00:18:10,897 --> 00:18:12,529
- - This one's not real?
- - Nope.
- 431
- 00:18:12,531 --> 00:18:14,429
- Sean and I had the real thing
- at Dukes in London.
- 432
- 00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:16,728
- The key, frozen gin.
- 433
- 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,495
- And a frozen glass. Here.
- 434
- 00:18:19,497 --> 00:18:20,730
- Move, bad martini.
- 435
- 00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:22,895
- Okay.
- 436
- 00:18:22,897 --> 00:18:24,828
- Little bit of vermouth.
- 437
- 00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:27,996
- - Swirl it around, dump.
- - (SPLASHES)
- 438
- 00:18:27,998 --> 00:18:30,396
- Don't you dare
- touch that wash cloth.
- 439
- 00:18:30,398 --> 00:18:32,731
- Then add in the gin.
- 440
- 00:18:33,365 --> 00:18:34,795
- Mmm.
- 441
- 00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:35,865
- Cut your twist.
- 442
- 00:18:38,530 --> 00:18:41,729
- Squeeze it, outside out.
- Get a nice little mist.
- 443
- 00:18:41,731 --> 00:18:43,729
- Lick the edges. Voila.
- 444
- 00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,528
- And don't add
- fucking ice. Ever.
- 445
- 00:18:45,530 --> 00:18:47,396
- We don't like ice anymore?
- 446
- 00:18:47,398 --> 00:18:48,794
- That shit ruins everything.
- 447
- 00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,495
- Tough day at work?
- 448
- 00:18:50,497 --> 00:18:52,328
- I just need to hit
- the reset button sometimes.
- 449
- 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,996
- Oh, cheers!
- 450
- 00:18:53,998 --> 00:18:55,566
- Cheers.
- 451
- 00:19:04,830 --> 00:19:06,364
- Can you make me
- one of those?
- 452
- 00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,729
- STEPHANIE: Do I look reset?
- 453
- 00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,299
- Because I feel reset.
- 454
- 00:19:12,597 --> 00:19:14,594
- - (EMILY CHUCKLES)
- - You smell good.
- 455
- 00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:16,594
- What is that perfume?
- You smell so good.
- 456
- 00:19:16,596 --> 00:19:18,396
- - I wish I smelled like you.
- - Thank you.
- 457
- 00:19:18,398 --> 00:19:20,694
- It's one of Dennis'.
- I could get you one.
- 458
- 00:19:20,696 --> 00:19:21,929
- I could get you
- a bathtub full
- 459
- 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:22,996
- if you'd like.
- 460
- 00:19:22,998 --> 00:19:27,829
- (STAMMERS)
- I would love it, girlfriend.
- 461
- 00:19:27,831 --> 00:19:28,995
- Thank you. (SNIFFS)
- 462
- 00:19:28,997 --> 00:19:32,729
- I'm really unhappy with myself
- for taking that picture...
- 463
- 00:19:32,731 --> 00:19:34,263
- Oh, my God, are you
- still talking about that?
- 464
- 00:19:34,265 --> 00:19:35,528
- ...without asking,
- it's so rude.
- 465
- 00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:37,396
- - Please, stop. Forget it.
- - Just, like, "Paparazzo."
- 466
- 00:19:37,398 --> 00:19:38,429
- You are so nice.
- 467
- 00:19:38,431 --> 00:19:39,929
- I have no idea how you've
- survived this long.
- 468
- 00:19:39,931 --> 00:19:42,296
- I'm not as nice
- as you think so.
- 469
- 00:19:42,298 --> 00:19:43,629
- Are you baiting me?
- 470
- 00:19:43,631 --> 00:19:45,698
- No. I'm just saying.
- 471
- 00:19:47,696 --> 00:19:50,363
- - Everybody has a dark side.
- - Mmm-hmm.
- 472
- 00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:52,594
- Some of us are better
- at hiding it than others.
- 473
- 00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:54,362
- Wanna trade confessions?
- 474
- 00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:55,962
- - No, no. No.
- - (CHUCKLES) Come on.
- 475
- 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:58,529
- What's the wildest thing
- you've ever done?
- 476
- 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,398
- Oh, no, I don't know,
- I shouldn't.
- 477
- 00:20:00,896 --> 00:20:02,296
- You go first.
- 478
- 00:20:02,298 --> 00:20:03,565
- Okay, um...
- 479
- 00:20:04,964 --> 00:20:07,495
- Few months ago,
- Sean and I had his TA over
- 480
- 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:10,299
- for dinner, and drinks,
- and a threesome.
- 481
- 00:20:12,498 --> 00:20:14,396
- Was Sean jealous of him?
- 482
- 00:20:14,398 --> 00:20:15,598
- Did I say it was a him?
- 483
- 00:20:18,597 --> 00:20:21,828
- That's very cool, sis.
- Very cool.
- 484
- 00:20:21,830 --> 00:20:23,295
- - You okay?
- - Yeah!
- 485
- 00:20:23,297 --> 00:20:24,661
- I don't mean
- to freak you out.
- 486
- 00:20:24,663 --> 00:20:27,396
- Hello! I'm not freaked out,
- maybe you're freaked out.
- 487
- 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:28,561
- - Okay.
- - Because I'm not freaked out.
- 488
- 00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:30,629
- I'm cool.
- I'm laissez-faire.
- 489
- 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:32,728
- Okay, laissez-faire.
- (LAUGHS)
- 490
- 00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:33,861
- I mean, you're not exactly
- a sexual maverick.
- 491
- 00:20:33,863 --> 00:20:34,995
- And that's fine.
- 492
- 00:20:34,997 --> 00:20:36,665
- You know,
- prudes are people, too.
- 493
- 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:39,964
- I wanna know
- your secret. Tell me.
- 494
- 00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,399
- My dad died when I was
- a senior in high school.
- 495
- 00:20:45,597 --> 00:20:47,595
- And
- 496
- 00:20:47,597 --> 00:20:48,964
- this boy showed up
- to the funeral.
- 497
- 00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:53,494
- His name was Chris.
- 498
- 00:20:53,496 --> 00:20:56,262
- And I guess he was
- the spitting image
- 499
- 00:20:56,264 --> 00:20:57,897
- of my father,
- 30 years younger.
- 500
- 00:21:00,431 --> 00:21:04,731
- My mom thought
- she saw a ghost.
- 501
- 00:21:05,563 --> 00:21:06,897
- (STEPHANIE SNIFFS)
- 502
- 00:21:09,631 --> 00:21:11,464
- And it turned out
- he was my half-brother.
- 503
- 00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:16,795
- That's your whole secret?
- That your dad had an affair?
- 504
- 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:18,461
- No!
- 505
- 00:21:18,463 --> 00:21:20,527
- Okay, can you
- just tell me your secret?
- 506
- 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,664
- Come on,
- spill it, dark side.
- 507
- 00:21:23,364 --> 00:21:25,761
- So, Chris...
- 508
- 00:21:25,763 --> 00:21:28,661
- It was too late for him to
- drive home, so he stayed over.
- 509
- 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,231
- We stayed up
- all night, talking,
- 510
- 00:21:30,631 --> 00:21:31,765
- and
- 511
- 00:21:32,764 --> 00:21:34,363
- my dad was...
- 512
- 00:21:34,365 --> 00:21:36,761
- My dad was really the person
- who understood me.
- 513
- 00:21:36,763 --> 00:21:38,530
- And he was gone, so...
- 514
- 00:21:39,596 --> 00:21:43,694
- I was alone, alone
- for the first time.
- 515
- 00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:47,363
- But he sees me, you know?
- 516
- 00:21:47,365 --> 00:21:48,698
- Like, he really sees me.
- 517
- 00:21:50,631 --> 00:21:52,564
- And we just stared at each
- other for the longest time.
- 518
- 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:55,495
- You can't be too drunk
- in my house
- 519
- 00:21:55,497 --> 00:21:56,694
- not to finish the story.
- What happened?
- 520
- 00:21:56,696 --> 00:21:58,395
- Uh, yeah. Uh... (SIGHS)
- 521
- 00:21:58,397 --> 00:22:00,462
- Okay, so, I don't know,
- 522
- 00:22:00,464 --> 00:22:02,729
- maybe it's not so racy
- where you're from, but...
- 523
- 00:22:02,731 --> 00:22:04,828
- Stop avoiding.
- Tell me what happened.
- 524
- 00:22:04,830 --> 00:22:05,961
- STEPHANIE: We stood there
- 525
- 00:22:05,963 --> 00:22:07,395
- - for the longest time.
- - EMILY: Uh-huh.
- 526
- 00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:09,396
- STEPHANIE:
- So I went in to hug him,
- 527
- 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:10,731
- and we kissed.
- 528
- 00:22:11,530 --> 00:22:12,965
- I know, it's so gross.
- 529
- 00:22:13,731 --> 00:22:14,929
- - The end?
- - Yeah.
- 530
- 00:22:14,931 --> 00:22:16,394
- - You just kissed?
- - Yeah, we kissed.
- 531
- 00:22:16,396 --> 00:22:18,629
- You just kissed
- your brother?
- 532
- 00:22:18,631 --> 00:22:20,928
- - STEPHANIE: Yeah. It's so...
- - EMILY: What?
- 533
- 00:22:20,930 --> 00:22:22,329
- STEPHANIE: Ugh. It's so lurid.
- 534
- 00:22:22,331 --> 00:22:24,328
- It's my half-brother.
- It's not my brother.
- 535
- 00:22:24,330 --> 00:22:25,527
- EMILY: He's your
- half-brother, though?
- 536
- 00:22:25,529 --> 00:22:26,762
- - Okay.
- - STEPHANIE: He's my...
- 537
- 00:22:26,764 --> 00:22:27,795
- EMILY: Yeah, there's more.
- 538
- 00:22:27,797 --> 00:22:29,295
- - Mmm-hmm.
- - No. No, there's not more.
- 539
- 00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:30,861
- No, no.
- Yeah, there is.
- 540
- 00:22:30,863 --> 00:22:32,929
- - So...
- - You fucked him.
- 541
- 00:22:32,931 --> 00:22:34,328
- What?
- 542
- 00:22:34,330 --> 00:22:35,694
- EMILY: Was he good?
- 543
- 00:22:35,696 --> 00:22:37,894
- STEPHANIE:
- That is so disgusting.
- 544
- 00:22:37,896 --> 00:22:39,895
- I don't know...
- 545
- 00:22:39,897 --> 00:22:41,995
- EMILY: You didn't fuck him?
- Tell me you didn't fuck him.
- 546
- 00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:43,528
- STEPHANIE: I don't know
- what's going on in your...
- 547
- 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,629
- - EMILY: Swear.
- - STEPHANIE: I swear.
- 548
- 00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:46,431
- Swear on your
- dad's grave.
- 549
- 00:22:48,363 --> 00:22:49,597
- (STAMMERING)
- 550
- 00:23:03,497 --> 00:23:05,531
- Oh, my God.
- 551
- 00:23:08,397 --> 00:23:09,330
- Don't.
- 552
- 00:23:09,332 --> 00:23:12,428
- - You brotherfucker! (LAUGHS)
- - No. Don't.
- 553
- 00:23:12,430 --> 00:23:13,862
- This is good.
- 554
- 00:23:13,864 --> 00:23:16,395
- Oh, my God!
- 555
- 00:23:16,397 --> 00:23:18,263
- I've got a brotherfucker
- taking care of my kid.
- 556
- 00:23:18,265 --> 00:23:19,528
- I shouldn't
- have even said anything.
- 557
- 00:23:19,530 --> 00:23:21,561
- Brotherfucker.
- 558
- 00:23:21,563 --> 00:23:24,394
- You know what? I don't know.
- It's these stupid martinis.
- 559
- 00:23:24,396 --> 00:23:25,928
- Hey, brotherfucker, do you
- wanna stay for dinner?
- 560
- 00:23:25,930 --> 00:23:27,263
- I shouldn't have
- even said anything.
- 561
- 00:23:27,265 --> 00:23:29,328
- Yeah, I do wanna
- stay for dinner.
- 562
- 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:30,427
- That would be lovely.
- 563
- 00:23:30,429 --> 00:23:31,694
- I can't wait to see
- what you cook.
- 564
- 00:23:31,696 --> 00:23:33,362
- You know what?
- 565
- 00:23:33,364 --> 00:23:35,861
- I'm gonna cook you
- the best meal of your life,
- 566
- 00:23:35,863 --> 00:23:37,427
- and you're gonna
- feel really bad
- 567
- 00:23:37,429 --> 00:23:38,895
- about being
- so mean right now.
- 568
- 00:23:38,897 --> 00:23:40,461
- - Brotherfucker!
- - Ow!
- 569
- 00:23:40,463 --> 00:23:41,929
- I like you!
- 570
- 00:23:41,931 --> 00:23:43,862
- Hi, moms,
- Stephanie here.
- 571
- 00:23:43,864 --> 00:23:45,728
- Today we'll be talking about
- the perfect first aid kit...
- 572
- 00:23:45,730 --> 00:23:48,029
- so you're never left in
- need during a crisis.
- 573
- 00:23:48,031 --> 00:23:49,798
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 574
- 00:23:51,830 --> 00:23:52,929
- Hi!
- 575
- 00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:53,996
- EMILY: Stephanie.
- Thank God you picked up.
- 576
- 00:23:53,998 --> 00:23:55,895
- Hey, I just have
- a little emergency.
- 577
- 00:23:55,897 --> 00:23:57,895
- Oh, really? That's
- a coincidence. I was just...
- 578
- 00:23:57,897 --> 00:23:59,595
- I need your help.
- 579
- 00:23:59,597 --> 00:24:00,795
- Are you okay?
- 580
- 00:24:00,797 --> 00:24:03,794
- I'm fine, but I do need
- just a simple favor.
- 581
- 00:24:03,796 --> 00:24:05,262
- Can you grab
- Nicky from school?
- 582
- 00:24:05,264 --> 00:24:07,462
- Sean's in London, his mother
- broke her fucking hip,
- 583
- 00:24:07,464 --> 00:24:08,895
- and I got a big fire
- to put out at work.
- 584
- 00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:10,362
- Oh, yeah. Oh, my God!
- 585
- 00:24:10,364 --> 00:24:12,331
- Poor Sean,
- poor you. Um...
- 586
- 00:24:13,363 --> 00:24:14,861
- Anything I can
- do to help. Yeah.
- 587
- 00:24:14,863 --> 00:24:16,427
- You're the best.
- Hey, I gotta run,
- 588
- 00:24:16,429 --> 00:24:18,262
- but I'll get you back
- for this, okay?
- 589
- 00:24:18,264 --> 00:24:20,327
- Of course,
- Nicky's in good hands.
- 590
- 00:24:20,329 --> 00:24:22,762
- Hey, Stephanie,
- you're a good person.
- 591
- 00:24:22,764 --> 00:24:23,896
- True friend.
- I mean that.
- 592
- 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:26,932
- Don't worry about it.
- I will talk to you later. Bye.
- 593
- 00:24:30,396 --> 00:24:32,394
- - (SCHOOL BELL RINGING)
- - (CHILDREN LAUGHING)
- 594
- 00:24:32,396 --> 00:24:34,028
- (GASPS) Freeze!
- Do you know what I see?
- 595
- 00:24:34,030 --> 00:24:35,829
- I see two boys
- getting a play date!
- 596
- 00:24:35,831 --> 00:24:38,561
- BOTH: Yeah!
- 597
- 00:24:38,563 --> 00:24:40,761
- Stephanie, that's so great
- you took the nanny job.
- 598
- 00:24:40,763 --> 00:24:42,361
- - Nanny job?
- - Yeah, for Emily.
- 599
- 00:24:42,363 --> 00:24:43,631
- I know she was
- looking for one.
- 600
- 00:24:46,263 --> 00:24:48,029
- Well, that...
- (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
- 601
- 00:24:48,031 --> 00:24:50,929
- We're just friends. I'm
- helping her as a friend.
- 602
- 00:24:50,931 --> 00:24:53,427
- Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
- 603
- 00:24:53,429 --> 00:24:55,427
- I didn't realize
- you guys were so close.
- 604
- 00:24:55,429 --> 00:24:57,461
- Well, we are! (LAUGHS)
- 605
- 00:24:57,463 --> 00:25:00,562
- We drink martinis together.
- Strong ones from London.
- 606
- 00:25:00,564 --> 00:25:01,894
- Okay, boys, if you
- don't wrestle in the car,
- 607
- 00:25:01,896 --> 00:25:03,294
- I'm gonna
- make you fruit pops!
- 608
- 00:25:03,296 --> 00:25:05,797
- - Let's go, let's go!
- - BOTH: Yay!
- 609
- 00:25:07,696 --> 00:25:10,461
- She doesn't know
- she's working for free.
- 610
- 00:25:10,463 --> 00:25:12,931
- - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- - (ALL SINGING ALONG)
- 611
- 00:25:15,664 --> 00:25:17,029
- ALL: Whoo!
- 612
- 00:25:17,031 --> 00:25:19,230
- - (TV PLAYING)
- - (CHILDREN LAUGHING)
- 613
- 00:25:28,497 --> 00:25:29,862
- This is Emily Nelson,
- 614
- 00:25:29,864 --> 00:25:32,294
- Director of Public Relations
- for Dennis Nylon Holdings.
- 615
- 00:25:32,296 --> 00:25:33,762
- Leave a message
- or go fuck yourself.
- 616
- 00:25:33,764 --> 00:25:37,394
- Hey, uh, Em,
- it's Stephanie. Um...
- 617
- 00:25:37,396 --> 00:25:39,862
- I know you're probably
- knee-deep in that crisis.
- 618
- 00:25:39,864 --> 00:25:41,794
- But Nicky's asking when
- you're coming to get him,
- 619
- 00:25:41,796 --> 00:25:43,928
- and I don't know
- what to say, so...
- 620
- 00:25:43,930 --> 00:25:45,427
- Just let me know.
- 621
- 00:25:45,429 --> 00:25:48,562
- And I hope you're hanging
- in there. Give 'em heck.
- 622
- 00:25:48,564 --> 00:25:51,328
- Stephanie Smothers.
- I'm a close friend of hers,
- 623
- 00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:52,595
- I'm watching her son.
- 624
- 00:25:52,597 --> 00:25:54,528
- Can you just tell me
- where she is
- 625
- 00:25:54,530 --> 00:25:55,862
- and when she
- might be back?
- 626
- 00:25:55,864 --> 00:25:58,762
- Yeah, she's in Miami
- for a few days.
- 627
- 00:25:58,764 --> 00:26:00,427
- Did you wanna
- leave a message?
- 628
- 00:26:00,429 --> 00:26:02,328
- I'm sorry,
- did you say a few days?
- 629
- 00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:03,761
- Yeah, can you hold
- for a second, please?
- 630
- 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:05,828
- She didn't say
- that it was gonna be a few...
- 631
- 00:26:05,830 --> 00:26:07,562
- - (CELL PHONE BEEPS)
- - Oh, for the love of Joe.
- 632
- 00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:08,629
- Oh!
- 633
- 00:26:08,631 --> 00:26:11,262
- - (LINE RINGING)
- - SEAN: Yes?
- 634
- 00:26:11,264 --> 00:26:13,895
- Sean, hi! Um, it's Stephanie.
- I'm so sorry to bother you.
- 635
- 00:26:13,897 --> 00:26:15,362
- I got your number
- from the school directory.
- 636
- 00:26:15,364 --> 00:26:16,562
- Has something
- happened to Nicky?
- 637
- 00:26:16,564 --> 00:26:19,294
- (STAMMERS) No!
- Uh, Nicky's fine.
- 638
- 00:26:19,296 --> 00:26:21,395
- Yeah, sorry, he's fine.
- He's here with me.
- 639
- 00:26:21,397 --> 00:26:24,565
- Um, Emily, though,
- asked me to watch him,
- 640
- 00:26:26,364 --> 00:26:28,895
- and that was two days ago,
- and I haven't heard from her.
- 641
- 00:26:28,897 --> 00:26:30,262
- Have you guys been in touch?
- 642
- 00:26:30,264 --> 00:26:31,561
- Christ, two days?
- 643
- 00:26:31,563 --> 00:26:32,596
- What'd she tell you?
- 644
- 00:26:32,598 --> 00:26:34,894
- Um, she said she had
- to put out a big fire.
- 645
- 00:26:34,896 --> 00:26:35,761
- And I called her office,
- 646
- 00:26:35,763 --> 00:26:37,394
- and then they said
- she was in Miami?
- 647
- 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,962
- Yeah, that sounds
- about right.
- 648
- 00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:40,462
- I mean, I've played through
- 649
- 00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:41,928
- some of these
- emergencies before,
- 650
- 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:44,327
- and once she knows that
- Nicky's being taken care of,
- 651
- 00:26:44,329 --> 00:26:46,527
- she disappears
- for quite some time.
- 652
- 00:26:46,529 --> 00:26:48,762
- Oh, fun! Um...
- 653
- 00:26:48,764 --> 00:26:49,829
- I'm flying back tomorrow.
- 654
- 00:26:49,831 --> 00:26:52,261
- I'll pick up Nicky as soon
- as I'm on the ground.
- 655
- 00:26:52,263 --> 00:26:53,327
- All righty?
- 656
- 00:26:53,329 --> 00:26:54,664
- All righty.
- 657
- 00:26:59,496 --> 00:27:00,729
- SEAN: Ah.
- 658
- 00:27:00,731 --> 00:27:02,662
- Miss Canterbury Tales.
- 659
- 00:27:02,664 --> 00:27:04,495
- Um, her assistant,
- Valerie, said that
- 660
- 00:27:04,497 --> 00:27:05,762
- she couldn't get in touch
- with her, either.
- 661
- 00:27:05,764 --> 00:27:09,628
- Which is weird, because it's
- a work thing, an emergency.
- 662
- 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,962
- Some of the moms think
- we should go to the police.
- 663
- 00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,028
- Jesus.
- 664
- 00:27:13,030 --> 00:27:14,862
- Has it really come to this?
- 665
- 00:27:14,864 --> 00:27:16,594
- Do you want tea?
- 666
- 00:27:16,596 --> 00:27:18,861
- You know what?
- Let's do it.
- 667
- 00:27:18,863 --> 00:27:21,561
- Not the tea. The police.
- 668
- 00:27:21,563 --> 00:27:23,327
- - STEPHANIE: Sean?
- - SEAN: Yeah.
- 669
- 00:27:23,329 --> 00:27:24,728
- The police are here.
- 670
- 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:25,765
- Okay.
- 671
- 00:27:32,463 --> 00:27:34,362
- OFFICER BLANCO:
- And when was the last time
- 672
- 00:27:34,364 --> 00:27:36,527
- either of you heard from her?
- 673
- 00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,494
- STEPHANIE:
- Three days ago.
- 674
- 00:27:38,496 --> 00:27:40,694
- I was in London.
- My mother broke her hip.
- 675
- 00:27:40,696 --> 00:27:42,828
- - Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
- - Thank you.
- 676
- 00:27:42,830 --> 00:27:44,428
- Well, she said
- it was a work crisis?
- 677
- 00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:46,562
- Yeah. She has
- a very high-profile job
- 678
- 00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,962
- and a full staff
- that she oversees.
- 679
- 00:27:48,964 --> 00:27:50,561
- Most times
- when a woman vanishes,
- 680
- 00:27:50,563 --> 00:27:51,961
- she has a reason.
- 681
- 00:27:51,963 --> 00:27:53,661
- What are you implying,
- exactly?
- 682
- 00:27:53,663 --> 00:27:55,562
- You two didn't
- have a fight?
- 683
- 00:27:55,564 --> 00:27:56,995
- Something to make you
- run off to London?
- 684
- 00:27:56,997 --> 00:27:58,628
- Are you saying that
- I broke my mother's hip?
- 685
- 00:27:58,630 --> 00:28:00,630
- You leave town,
- your wife takes off.
- 686
- 00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:03,461
- Maybe there's, um,
- 687
- 00:28:03,463 --> 00:28:05,962
- a close friend she might be
- spending some time with.
- 688
- 00:28:05,964 --> 00:28:07,895
- Excuse me,
- that's very rude.
- 689
- 00:28:07,897 --> 00:28:09,929
- He is a dedicated
- husband and father.
- 690
- 00:28:09,931 --> 00:28:11,795
- I have seen him with his
- wife, let me tell you,
- 691
- 00:28:11,797 --> 00:28:14,028
- they've got more chemistry
- than a science fair.
- 692
- 00:28:14,030 --> 00:28:15,161
- Just exploring
- all avenues, ma'am.
- 693
- 00:28:15,163 --> 00:28:17,764
- Well, that avenue is a dead
- end, so you can drop it.
- 694
- 00:28:18,664 --> 00:28:20,828
- And where's
- Emily's family?
- 695
- 00:28:20,830 --> 00:28:22,461
- She doesn't have any.
- 696
- 00:28:22,463 --> 00:28:23,562
- She was an only child,
- 697
- 00:28:23,564 --> 00:28:26,398
- and her mother and father died
- when she was a teenager.
- 698
- 00:28:27,429 --> 00:28:28,996
- I'm sorry,
- I didn't know that.
- 699
- 00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,527
- OFFICER: We'll file
- a missing person's report
- 700
- 00:28:30,529 --> 00:28:33,294
- and contact you
- in the next couple of days.
- 701
- 00:28:33,296 --> 00:28:34,695
- If she doesn't turn up,
- 702
- 00:28:34,697 --> 00:28:36,995
- we'll contact the local
- authorities in Miami.
- 703
- 00:28:36,997 --> 00:28:39,428
- Not planning any more trips,
- are you, Mr. Townsend?
- 704
- 00:28:39,430 --> 00:28:40,495
- SEAN: No.
- 705
- 00:28:40,497 --> 00:28:42,527
- I'm gonna be right here.
- 706
- 00:28:42,529 --> 00:28:44,864
- I'm gonna be at my house
- with my son.
- 707
- 00:28:45,664 --> 00:28:47,498
- We can show ourselves out.
- 708
- 00:28:49,497 --> 00:28:52,294
- SEAN: God knows we've had
- our troubles in the past,
- 709
- 00:28:52,296 --> 00:28:55,262
- but I don't think she'd just
- up and leave her child.
- 710
- 00:28:55,264 --> 00:28:58,495
- No, God, she adores Nicky.
- She wouldn't do that.
- 711
- 00:28:58,497 --> 00:29:00,461
- She is an enigma, my wife.
- 712
- 00:29:00,463 --> 00:29:01,929
- That's what drew me to her.
- 713
- 00:29:01,931 --> 00:29:03,494
- It can also
- make her impossible.
- 714
- 00:29:03,496 --> 00:29:05,427
- She can be
- so fiercely private.
- 715
- 00:29:05,429 --> 00:29:06,395
- She sure doesn't like
- 716
- 00:29:06,397 --> 00:29:07,528
- having her picture taken,
- I'll tell you that.
- 717
- 00:29:07,530 --> 00:29:09,761
- I remember this one time,
- she shut down my Facebook
- 718
- 00:29:09,763 --> 00:29:11,928
- because I posted up
- a family picture.
- 719
- 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,928
- Ugh. Social media
- is so tricky.
- 720
- 00:29:13,930 --> 00:29:15,261
- I can get
- to close to her,
- 721
- 00:29:15,263 --> 00:29:16,895
- I can never quite reach her.
- 722
- 00:29:16,897 --> 00:29:19,629
- She's like
- a beautiful ghost.
- 723
- 00:29:19,631 --> 00:29:21,461
- Never entirely there.
- 724
- 00:29:21,463 --> 00:29:22,895
- That's so poetic.
- 725
- 00:29:22,897 --> 00:29:24,928
- That's why you're
- such a good writer.
- 726
- 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:27,528
- I'm not a writer
- anymore, Stephanie.
- 727
- 00:29:27,530 --> 00:29:29,428
- I gave all that up
- just to chase this woman
- 728
- 00:29:29,430 --> 00:29:30,431
- for the rest of my life.
- 729
- 00:29:31,264 --> 00:29:32,629
- (SEAN SCOFFS)
- 730
- 00:29:32,631 --> 00:29:34,694
- I should order a taxi
- and go home.
- 731
- 00:29:34,696 --> 00:29:36,362
- Yeah.
- 732
- 00:29:36,364 --> 00:29:39,831
- Oh, gosh, it's 1:25, they
- stop driving at 1:00 here.
- 733
- 00:29:41,996 --> 00:29:43,829
- That couch pulls out, um,
- 734
- 00:29:43,831 --> 00:29:45,595
- if you wanna stay over.
- 735
- 00:29:45,597 --> 00:29:47,428
- I know Nicky would love it
- 736
- 00:29:47,430 --> 00:29:49,495
- if you were here
- in the morning.
- 737
- 00:29:49,497 --> 00:29:50,665
- That would be lovely.
- 738
- 00:29:51,897 --> 00:29:53,798
- (BLENDER WHIRRING)
- 739
- 00:30:07,730 --> 00:30:09,562
- SEAN: Who wants
- more B vitamins?
- 740
- 00:30:09,564 --> 00:30:10,728
- - MILES: Yeah!
- - NICKY: I do!
- 741
- 00:30:10,730 --> 00:30:12,528
- SEAN: Yeah?
- Are they nice?
- 742
- 00:30:12,530 --> 00:30:14,561
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah? Delicious?
- 743
- 00:30:14,563 --> 00:30:16,995
- - Hi.
- - SEAN: Hey.
- 744
- 00:30:16,997 --> 00:30:18,428
- Uh, what on Earth
- are you making?
- 745
- 00:30:18,430 --> 00:30:20,695
- These are
- hangover smoothies.
- 746
- 00:30:20,697 --> 00:30:22,462
- They get it
- right out of you.
- 747
- 00:30:22,464 --> 00:30:24,694
- And the kids love them.
- 748
- 00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:26,295
- Little tip,
- they have a full portion
- 749
- 00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:27,428
- of vegetables in them,
- 750
- 00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:28,428
- and they don't even
- know it.
- 751
- 00:30:28,430 --> 00:30:30,462
- It's so hard to get kids
- to eat their vegetables.
- 752
- 00:30:30,464 --> 00:30:31,464
- SEAN: Right?
- 753
- 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:34,295
- Mmm.
- 754
- 00:30:34,297 --> 00:30:35,565
- Wanna try some?
- 755
- 00:30:35,930 --> 00:30:37,264
- Great.
- 756
- 00:30:43,297 --> 00:30:44,530
- Good?
- 757
- 00:30:45,895 --> 00:30:46,893
- (CHUCKLES)
- 758
- 00:30:46,895 --> 00:30:50,528
- I think we should get ready
- for school. (GROANS)
- 759
- 00:30:50,530 --> 00:30:52,198
- Oh, school, school.
- 760
- 00:30:52,930 --> 00:30:54,394
- Hi, moms, Stephanie here.
- 761
- 00:30:54,396 --> 00:30:55,862
- Today I'm making
- a new recipe
- 762
- 00:30:55,864 --> 00:30:58,027
- I learned
- for a hangover smoothie.
- 763
- 00:30:58,029 --> 00:30:59,028
- Uh, it's really nice.
- 764
- 00:30:59,030 --> 00:31:00,994
- I especially
- want to thank everybody
- 765
- 00:31:00,996 --> 00:31:03,564
- who's written in
- to ask about Emily.
- 766
- 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,230
- It's been four days now.
- 767
- 00:31:06,930 --> 00:31:08,161
- So...
- 768
- 00:31:08,163 --> 00:31:11,295
- The good news is that Sean
- is home from London,
- 769
- 00:31:11,297 --> 00:31:13,531
- and he's working very
- closely with the police.
- 770
- 00:31:14,029 --> 00:31:17,427
- Um, actually, moms,
- 771
- 00:31:17,429 --> 00:31:20,294
- I know a lot of you
- are hung up on the idea
- 772
- 00:31:20,296 --> 00:31:22,362
- that the husband
- is always the primary suspect.
- 773
- 00:31:22,364 --> 00:31:24,230
- I know, I've seen
- Law & Order.
- 774
- 00:31:24,631 --> 00:31:25,893
- But, um...
- 775
- 00:31:25,895 --> 00:31:28,427
- First, I'm here to tell you
- 776
- 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:31,327
- Sean was in London
- when Emily disappeared.
- 777
- 00:31:31,329 --> 00:31:33,327
- And some of you
- have suggested
- 778
- 00:31:33,329 --> 00:31:35,960
- that he did that
- to set up an alibi,
- 779
- 00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:40,595
- but he's an amazing husband
- and an amazing father, so...
- 780
- 00:31:40,597 --> 00:31:42,194
- The police
- haven't been much help.
- 781
- 00:31:42,196 --> 00:31:44,394
- But every mom knows that if you
- want something done right,
- 782
- 00:31:44,396 --> 00:31:46,527
- you have to do it yourself.
- 783
- 00:31:46,529 --> 00:31:48,294
- I will leave
- no stone unturned.
- 784
- 00:31:48,296 --> 00:31:49,994
- I think that's
- what Emily would want.
- 785
- 00:31:49,996 --> 00:31:51,363
- RECEPTIONIST:
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- 786
- 00:31:52,696 --> 00:31:54,463
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- 787
- 00:31:55,596 --> 00:31:56,661
- Thanks for holding.
- 788
- 00:31:56,663 --> 00:31:58,494
- How may I direct your call?
- 789
- 00:31:58,496 --> 00:31:59,595
- Hi, my name
- is Stephanie...
- 790
- 00:31:59,597 --> 00:32:01,261
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- 791
- 00:32:01,263 --> 00:32:02,960
- My friend works here.
- She's been missing...
- 792
- 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:04,928
- Thanks for holding.
- How may I direct your call?
- 793
- 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:06,860
- I tried to call
- her assistant.
- 794
- 00:32:06,862 --> 00:32:09,028
- - Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- - Valerie.
- 795
- 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,095
- She wasn't super helpful.
- 796
- 00:32:10,097 --> 00:32:11,662
- Thanks for holding.
- How may I direct your call?
- 797
- 00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:12,861
- I can't tell
- if you're talking to me.
- 798
- 00:32:12,863 --> 00:32:14,264
- You're looking right at me.
- 799
- 00:32:15,294 --> 00:32:16,361
- - Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- - Okay.
- 800
- 00:32:16,363 --> 00:32:18,361
- Thanks for holding.
- How may I direct your call?
- 801
- 00:32:18,363 --> 00:32:19,694
- Her name is Emily Nelson.
- 802
- 00:32:19,696 --> 00:32:21,428
- She's the head
- of the PR department.
- 803
- 00:32:21,430 --> 00:32:22,762
- Emily's not in today.
- 804
- 00:32:22,764 --> 00:32:24,428
- I know she's not in.
- 805
- 00:32:24,430 --> 00:32:26,695
- - Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- - Okay.
- 806
- 00:32:26,697 --> 00:32:28,561
- Just gonna...
- 807
- 00:32:28,563 --> 00:32:31,027
- Sorry. No, I am not sorry.
- 808
- 00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:34,728
- I need to speak
- to Dennis Nylon, please?
- 809
- 00:32:34,730 --> 00:32:36,395
- A woman's missing, so...
- 810
- 00:32:36,397 --> 00:32:38,494
- Mr. Nylon's
- not here right now.
- 811
- 00:32:38,496 --> 00:32:39,628
- Great, I'll wait.
- 812
- 00:32:39,630 --> 00:32:40,796
- Knock yourself out.
- 813
- 00:32:41,697 --> 00:32:42,830
- Okay.
- 814
- 00:32:58,930 --> 00:33:01,761
- RECEPTIONIST:
- Dennis Nylon, please hold.
- 815
- 00:33:01,763 --> 00:33:03,027
- Um, Mr. Nylon?
- 816
- 00:33:03,029 --> 00:33:04,894
- We don't accept
- unsolicited resumes.
- 817
- 00:33:04,896 --> 00:33:06,427
- Cool, that's not why
- I'm here.
- 818
- 00:33:06,429 --> 00:33:07,528
- Um, we have a problem.
- 819
- 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:09,327
- We most certainly do.
- 820
- 00:33:09,329 --> 00:33:10,661
- A friend of mine works in
- your publicity department...
- 821
- 00:33:10,663 --> 00:33:12,230
- Is that a vintage
- Hermes scarf?
- 822
- 00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:14,395
- My Aunt Frieda
- gave it to me.
- 823
- 00:33:14,397 --> 00:33:15,860
- Did she want you
- to hang yourself with it?
- 824
- 00:33:15,862 --> 00:33:17,461
- Look at that knot,
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- 825
- 00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,362
- I'm here about
- Emily Nelson.
- 826
- 00:33:19,364 --> 00:33:21,027
- What about Emily?
- What happened?
- 827
- 00:33:21,029 --> 00:33:23,361
- She asked me to pick up
- her son four days ago
- 828
- 00:33:23,363 --> 00:33:24,695
- because she went to Miami.
- 829
- 00:33:24,697 --> 00:33:26,528
- She's still not back.
- No texts, no calls,
- 830
- 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:27,794
- and no one in your office
- seems to give a crap.
- 831
- 00:33:27,796 --> 00:33:28,797
- Excuse my language.
- 832
- 00:33:30,264 --> 00:33:31,894
- - Kiko.
- - Hmm?
- 833
- 00:33:31,896 --> 00:33:33,595
- Why did Emily
- go to Miami?
- 834
- 00:33:33,597 --> 00:33:34,964
- I didn't know she did.
- 835
- 00:33:36,895 --> 00:33:38,893
- We in this office
- have learned that
- 836
- 00:33:38,895 --> 00:33:40,594
- when Emily elects
- not to tell us something,
- 837
- 00:33:40,596 --> 00:33:41,994
- it's best not to ask.
- 838
- 00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:43,462
- Doesn't she work for you?
- 839
- 00:33:43,464 --> 00:33:45,760
- Emily's job
- is to stop the apocalypse
- 840
- 00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,629
- without worrying
- any of the designers.
- 841
- 00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:48,960
- And she always
- finds a way
- 842
- 00:33:48,962 --> 00:33:50,495
- to look fabulous
- when she does it.
- 843
- 00:33:50,497 --> 00:33:51,793
- That's great!
- 844
- 00:33:51,795 --> 00:33:54,028
- What do you suggest
- that I do?
- 845
- 00:33:54,030 --> 00:33:56,461
- Never wear a vintage Hermes
- scarf with a Gap T-shirt.
- 846
- 00:33:56,463 --> 00:33:58,629
- If you were truly Emily's
- friend, you would know that.
- 847
- 00:33:58,631 --> 00:34:00,697
- Excuse me,
- I have a very busy day.
- 848
- 00:34:02,830 --> 00:34:04,328
- Valerie, my office.
- 849
- 00:34:04,330 --> 00:34:05,330
- Now!
- 850
- 00:34:20,464 --> 00:34:22,427
- Hi.
- 851
- 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:24,464
- DENNIS: Sit, sit, sit!
- Emily! I want answers.
- 852
- 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,830
- MAN: Steven,
- you forgot the shirts.
- 853
- 00:34:38,530 --> 00:34:40,893
- WOMAN: No, I can't
- help you with that.
- 854
- 00:34:40,895 --> 00:34:42,327
- Of course he's
- freaking out.
- 855
- 00:34:42,329 --> 00:34:44,728
- He needs someone
- to manage this now.
- 856
- 00:34:44,730 --> 00:34:45,897
- I don't know.
- 857
- 00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:58,565
- Mother fudger.
- 858
- 00:35:16,830 --> 00:35:18,897
- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- 859
- 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,394
- Well, if it isn't
- Aunt Frieda's
- 860
- 00:35:31,396 --> 00:35:32,527
- least favorite niece.
- 861
- 00:35:32,529 --> 00:35:33,860
- What were you
- doing up there?
- 862
- 00:35:33,862 --> 00:35:35,328
- Corporate spying?
- 863
- 00:35:35,330 --> 00:35:36,764
- Or just a common
- garden shoplifter?
- 864
- 00:35:37,997 --> 00:35:39,861
- Yeah, you gotta go
- right at them.
- 865
- 00:35:39,863 --> 00:35:41,295
- Especially
- the powerful ones.
- 866
- 00:35:41,297 --> 00:35:42,896
- Or they will fuck you
- in the face.
- 867
- 00:35:43,997 --> 00:35:45,528
- Listen, you bargain
- basement Tom Ford,
- 868
- 00:35:45,530 --> 00:35:46,760
- if you don't have
- this Ken doll
- 869
- 00:35:46,762 --> 00:35:47,828
- unhand me this second,
- 870
- 00:35:47,830 --> 00:35:49,793
- I will tell the thousands of
- moms that watch my vlog
- 871
- 00:35:49,795 --> 00:35:52,028
- that Dennis Nylon is a bully
- who victimizes women.
- 872
- 00:35:52,030 --> 00:35:53,760
- And that they should stop
- buying your tacky blouses
- 873
- 00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:54,995
- made by Indonesian children.
- 874
- 00:35:54,997 --> 00:35:57,431
- Because if you lose moms,
- you lose business.
- 875
- 00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:01,561
- Okay, number one,
- 876
- 00:36:01,563 --> 00:36:02,894
- they are not
- Indonesian children,
- 877
- 00:36:02,896 --> 00:36:04,593
- they are Vietnamese
- teenagers.
- 878
- 00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,694
- Number two,
- Tom Ford wishes he were me.
- 879
- 00:36:07,696 --> 00:36:10,763
- And number three,
- if I'm tacky,
- 880
- 00:36:11,695 --> 00:36:12,763
- okay?
- 881
- 00:36:13,363 --> 00:36:14,594
- You're...
- 882
- 00:36:14,596 --> 00:36:15,764
- This has been fun.
- 883
- 00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:18,864
- Better pray
- I don't have a bruise.
- 884
- 00:36:20,795 --> 00:36:22,963
- - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- - (DOOR CLOSES)
- 885
- 00:36:29,663 --> 00:36:31,464
- No wonder she doesn't like
- having her picture taken.
- 886
- 00:36:37,896 --> 00:36:39,660
- DARREN: Look
- at our little Stephanie.
- 887
- 00:36:39,662 --> 00:36:41,761
- Comforting
- the worried husband.
- 888
- 00:36:41,763 --> 00:36:42,827
- Oh, please.
- 889
- 00:36:42,829 --> 00:36:45,361
- It's an arts
- and crafts project.
- 890
- 00:36:45,363 --> 00:36:48,027
- I've never seen her pass up
- a chance to use a stapler.
- 891
- 00:36:48,029 --> 00:36:50,028
- Emily's gonna hate
- those flyers
- 892
- 00:36:50,030 --> 00:36:51,760
- when she gets back.
- 893
- 00:36:51,762 --> 00:36:54,230
- She's not coming back.
- (SIGHS)
- 894
- 00:36:55,330 --> 00:36:56,728
- Don't you watch Dateline?
- 895
- 00:36:56,730 --> 00:36:59,197
- If the case isn't solved
- in the first 72 hours,
- 896
- 00:36:59,962 --> 00:37:01,863
- they're always dead.
- 897
- 00:37:02,464 --> 00:37:03,594
- Oh, yeah.
- 898
- 00:37:03,596 --> 00:37:05,361
- (ROMANTIC FRENCH
- MUSIC PLAYING)
- 899
- 00:37:05,363 --> 00:37:06,526
- Oh, perfect timing!
- 900
- 00:37:06,528 --> 00:37:07,594
- Dinner's ready.
- 901
- 00:37:07,596 --> 00:37:08,694
- The boys are upstairs.
- 902
- 00:37:08,696 --> 00:37:10,494
- I'm just gonna have them
- wash their hands
- 903
- 00:37:10,496 --> 00:37:11,596
- and come down.
- 904
- 00:37:12,363 --> 00:37:13,628
- Um...
- 905
- 00:37:13,630 --> 00:37:15,295
- - Are you okay?
- - (EXHALES)
- 906
- 00:37:15,297 --> 00:37:17,362
- I've just never experienced
- anything like this.
- 907
- 00:37:17,364 --> 00:37:19,794
- Walking into
- a fully set dinner table.
- 908
- 00:37:19,796 --> 00:37:23,262
- Yeah, (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
- this is weird.
- 909
- 00:37:23,264 --> 00:37:25,461
- - I'm being...
- - No, no, no! Not at all.
- 910
- 00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,261
- I think anything
- stable these days
- 911
- 00:37:27,263 --> 00:37:28,893
- is like a gift
- from heaven, right?
- 912
- 00:37:28,895 --> 00:37:30,527
- I should tidy up
- first, though.
- 913
- 00:37:30,529 --> 00:37:33,231
- - (DOORBELL RINGS)
- - (SIGHS)
- 914
- 00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:36,261
- - SUMMERVILLE: Hey.
- - SEAN: Hello.
- 915
- 00:37:36,263 --> 00:37:37,262
- - SUMMERVILLE: Mr. Townsend?
- - Ah, yes.
- 916
- 00:37:37,264 --> 00:37:38,693
- Detective Summerville.
- We spoke on the phone.
- 917
- 00:37:38,695 --> 00:37:40,027
- SEAN: That's right. Um...
- 918
- 00:37:40,029 --> 00:37:42,261
- Stephanie, can you help
- the boys with their homework?
- 919
- 00:37:42,263 --> 00:37:43,927
- Of course.
- 920
- 00:37:43,929 --> 00:37:45,793
- - Come in. Sorry.
- - Thank you.
- 921
- 00:37:45,795 --> 00:37:49,230
- Just a pre-dinner snack.
- 922
- 00:37:50,629 --> 00:37:51,562
- That's a cute nanny.
- 923
- 00:37:51,564 --> 00:37:54,561
- No, no. That's one
- of my wife's friends.
- 924
- 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:55,931
- She's been helping me out.
- 925
- 00:37:57,495 --> 00:37:59,893
- Oh, shit. Can she come
- help out around my house, too?
- 926
- 00:37:59,895 --> 00:38:01,197
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 927
- 00:38:03,329 --> 00:38:04,627
- SUMMERVILLE:
- The passenger manifest says
- 928
- 00:38:04,629 --> 00:38:06,627
- she wasn't on
- any flights to Miami.
- 929
- 00:38:06,629 --> 00:38:08,928
- But she did rent
- a white Kia from Budget.
- 930
- 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,694
- She paid in cash
- for a two-day rental.
- 931
- 00:38:10,696 --> 00:38:12,661
- Now, when people
- pay in cash,
- 932
- 00:38:12,663 --> 00:38:14,394
- it usually means one thing.
- 933
- 00:38:14,396 --> 00:38:16,494
- What are you saying?
- She's having an affair?
- 934
- 00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:17,928
- I can't say that
- with any confidence.
- 935
- 00:38:17,930 --> 00:38:19,661
- SEAN: Can you
- not track the Kia?
- 936
- 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:21,327
- SUMMERVILLE: I have
- toll booth reports coming in
- 937
- 00:38:21,329 --> 00:38:22,526
- from across the country,
- 938
- 00:38:22,528 --> 00:38:24,395
- assuming she's not
- swapping out plates.
- 939
- 00:38:24,397 --> 00:38:25,894
- I wanna get a description
- of your wife to
- 940
- 00:38:25,896 --> 00:38:28,893
- every precinct
- in the tri-state area, okay?
- 941
- 00:38:28,895 --> 00:38:30,960
- Did she have
- any distinguishing features?
- 942
- 00:38:30,962 --> 00:38:33,262
- Any birthmarks, tattoos?
- 943
- 00:38:33,264 --> 00:38:34,427
- She's got a tattoo
- on her left wrist.
- 944
- 00:38:34,429 --> 00:38:35,493
- Oh, great.
- 945
- 00:38:35,495 --> 00:38:38,494
- It's flames and a charity
- symbol in the middle.
- 946
- 00:38:38,496 --> 00:38:40,461
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Really?
- 947
- 00:38:40,463 --> 00:38:41,594
- More judgment from you?
- 948
- 00:38:41,596 --> 00:38:42,761
- Nope. No, no, no.
- 949
- 00:38:42,763 --> 00:38:44,027
- But she did
- things like that.
- 950
- 00:38:44,029 --> 00:38:46,327
- Impulsive, crazy things.
- 951
- 00:38:46,329 --> 00:38:47,894
- SUMMERVILLE:
- I'm gonna go call this in.
- 952
- 00:38:47,896 --> 00:38:49,430
- Tell your wife's friend
- I said goodbye.
- 953
- 00:38:52,496 --> 00:38:53,560
- SEAN: You're a saint.
- 954
- 00:38:53,562 --> 00:38:54,994
- You don't have to do that.
- 955
- 00:38:54,996 --> 00:38:57,460
- I'm not a saint. I just
- like to keep my hands busy.
- 956
- 00:38:57,462 --> 00:38:59,427
- Um... I should go.
- 957
- 00:38:59,429 --> 00:39:01,028
- It's Flags of the World
- day on Monday.
- 958
- 00:39:01,030 --> 00:39:02,730
- I haven't even started
- on South America.
- 959
- 00:39:05,730 --> 00:39:07,494
- Sorry.
- 960
- 00:39:07,496 --> 00:39:10,361
- No, I don't mean sorry.
- I mean thank you.
- 961
- 00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:12,261
- Thank you for being
- such a good friend.
- 962
- 00:39:12,263 --> 00:39:13,295
- Of course.
- 963
- 00:39:13,297 --> 00:39:15,761
- I'm a problem-solver,
- I just wish I could do more.
- 964
- 00:39:15,763 --> 00:39:17,198
- You're doing plenty.
- 965
- 00:39:25,662 --> 00:39:27,328
- So, that's where
- we are today.
- 966
- 00:39:27,330 --> 00:39:28,594
- And we are keeping
- our heads up
- 967
- 00:39:28,596 --> 00:39:30,327
- and not jumping
- to any conclusions.
- 968
- 00:39:30,329 --> 00:39:31,694
- We are soldiering on
- 969
- 00:39:31,696 --> 00:39:33,828
- with cookies and origami.
- 970
- 00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:36,394
- But for you moms
- who want to help,
- 971
- 00:39:36,396 --> 00:39:38,560
- we know that Emily
- was driving a white Kia
- 972
- 00:39:38,562 --> 00:39:40,394
- that she rented
- from a Budget
- 973
- 00:39:40,396 --> 00:39:42,995
- at La Guardia Airport
- on the 24th.
- 974
- 00:39:42,997 --> 00:39:44,460
- And I did a little digging,
- 975
- 00:39:44,462 --> 00:39:46,663
- so, um,
- the license plate is...
- 976
- 00:39:47,495 --> 00:39:48,864
- (MESSAGE NOTIFICATION CHIMES)
- 977
- 00:39:53,264 --> 00:39:54,328
- VIEWER:
- Dear Stephanie,
- 978
- 00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:55,262
- I'm writing
- from Standish, Michigan,
- 979
- 00:39:55,264 --> 00:39:56,295
- with a possible
- Emily sighting.
- 980
- 00:39:56,297 --> 00:39:59,261
- I was driving down I-75
- two days ago,
- 981
- 00:39:59,263 --> 00:40:01,527
- when I saw a woman
- gassing up a white Kia.
- 982
- 00:40:01,529 --> 00:40:02,660
- She was really pretty,
- 983
- 00:40:02,662 --> 00:40:03,994
- and I remember thinking
- she didn't look like
- 984
- 00:40:03,996 --> 00:40:05,394
- she was from around here.
- 985
- 00:40:05,396 --> 00:40:06,429
- I hope this helps.
- 986
- 00:40:07,963 --> 00:40:10,261
- STEPHANIE: So, um,
- Summerville sent the info
- 987
- 00:40:10,263 --> 00:40:11,660
- to the local authorities
- in Michigan.
- 988
- 00:40:11,662 --> 00:40:14,427
- Did she ever mention Michigan?
- Did she have a friend there?
- 989
- 00:40:14,429 --> 00:40:17,427
- As far as I knew, she didn't
- have any real friends.
- 990
- 00:40:17,429 --> 00:40:18,794
- - Not before you.
- - Oh.
- 991
- 00:40:18,796 --> 00:40:19,960
- How is that possible?
- 992
- 00:40:19,962 --> 00:40:21,297
- (RINGING)
- 993
- 00:40:24,462 --> 00:40:26,330
- Hello. Please
- tell me you found her.
- 994
- 00:40:26,962 --> 00:40:28,197
- A lake?
- 995
- 00:40:29,463 --> 00:40:30,931
- (STAMMERS)
- Well, I don't know.
- 996
- 00:40:32,496 --> 00:40:34,327
- Okay, I'm heading
- there now.
- 997
- 00:40:34,329 --> 00:40:36,593
- They found the rental
- car in Michigan.
- 998
- 00:40:36,595 --> 00:40:37,460
- Look, I'm gonna have to go
- 999
- 00:40:37,462 --> 00:40:39,561
- because otherwise
- I'm going to go crazy.
- 1000
- 00:40:39,563 --> 00:40:41,297
- - Can you do me a favor?
- - Yes, it's done. Go.
- 1001
- 00:40:42,863 --> 00:40:44,828
- Hi, moms. Stephanie here.
- 1002
- 00:40:44,830 --> 00:40:47,928
- I can see we have
- a flood of new viewers today.
- 1003
- 00:40:47,930 --> 00:40:50,860
- And if you're new
- to the vlog, I'm sorry.
- 1004
- 00:40:50,862 --> 00:40:52,994
- This probably isn't
- the best entry to start with.
- 1005
- 00:40:52,996 --> 00:40:56,027
- For those of you who have been
- following my vlog this week,
- 1006
- 00:40:56,029 --> 00:40:58,894
- you know that my best friend,
- Emily, went missing.
- 1007
- 00:40:58,896 --> 00:41:02,928
- So many of you wrote in with
- your helpful tips and ideas.
- 1008
- 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:06,828
- I wanna give a special thanks
- to Leanne Lippens
- 1009
- 00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:10,262
- whose helpful tip made
- a major break in the case.
- 1010
- 00:41:11,997 --> 00:41:13,864
- I have some somber news.
- 1011
- 00:41:16,495 --> 00:41:17,963
- (VOICE BREAKING)
- Emily was found.
- 1012
- 00:41:21,496 --> 00:41:23,262
- Not alive, I'm afraid.
- 1013
- 00:41:24,996 --> 00:41:27,396
- My friend, Emily Nelson,
- 1014
- 00:41:28,996 --> 00:41:30,198
- is dead.
- 1015
- 00:41:44,862 --> 00:41:47,261
- PRIEST: Our Father,
- we look to you again,
- 1016
- 00:41:47,263 --> 00:41:49,460
- facing this moment
- of our need.
- 1017
- 00:41:49,462 --> 00:41:52,727
- In our sorrow,
- grief and loneliness
- 1018
- 00:41:52,729 --> 00:41:54,760
- draw us up to yourself
- 1019
- 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,827
- that we may know the comfort
- of the everlasting arms.
- 1020
- 00:41:57,829 --> 00:41:59,793
- Especially support
- and comfort those
- 1021
- 00:41:59,795 --> 00:42:02,960
- who have been closest
- to our departed sister.
- 1022
- 00:42:02,962 --> 00:42:04,661
- Sustain them
- in the blessed assurance
- 1023
- 00:42:04,663 --> 00:42:06,394
- that death is conquered,
- 1024
- 00:42:06,396 --> 00:42:07,727
- the new life is begun.
- 1025
- 00:42:07,729 --> 00:42:09,661
- To be absent from the body
- 1026
- 00:42:09,663 --> 00:42:11,460
- is to be present
- with the Lord.
- 1027
- 00:42:11,462 --> 00:42:13,427
- May we be assured
- in the hope
- 1028
- 00:42:13,429 --> 00:42:14,794
- that we shall
- walk together again
- 1029
- 00:42:14,796 --> 00:42:16,893
- in your blessed presence.
- 1030
- 00:42:16,895 --> 00:42:19,260
- Help us to number our days
- 1031
- 00:42:19,262 --> 00:42:21,596
- that we may apply
- our hearts unto wisdom.
- 1032
- 00:42:22,496 --> 00:42:23,727
- In the name of the Father,
- 1033
- 00:42:23,729 --> 00:42:25,363
- and of the Son,
- and of the Holy Spirit.
- 1034
- 00:42:25,930 --> 00:42:26,931
- Amen.
- 1035
- 00:42:34,463 --> 00:42:35,527
- Hi.
- 1036
- 00:42:35,529 --> 00:42:36,529
- Oh, hi.
- 1037
- 00:42:37,896 --> 00:42:39,628
- Are those, um...
- 1038
- 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,493
- Oh, yeah,
- yeah, they are.
- 1039
- 00:42:41,495 --> 00:42:44,260
- They're from your
- last-minute brownie entry.
- 1040
- 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:46,593
- I can't believe
- you watch my vlog.
- 1041
- 00:42:46,595 --> 00:42:47,960
- (STAMMERS) To be honest,
- 1042
- 00:42:47,962 --> 00:42:49,393
- when we first
- started watching it,
- 1043
- 00:42:49,395 --> 00:42:50,827
- we were just making
- fun of you.
- 1044
- 00:42:50,829 --> 00:42:52,526
- But, um...
- 1045
- 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:54,727
- But then, you had some
- really helpful hints in there.
- 1046
- 00:42:54,729 --> 00:42:56,728
- Especially when Lulu
- got that rash,
- 1047
- 00:42:56,730 --> 00:42:58,694
- apple cider vinegar
- was great.
- 1048
- 00:42:58,696 --> 00:43:00,293
- Oh, well, great! That's...
- 1049
- 00:43:00,295 --> 00:43:01,296
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- 1050
- 00:43:03,528 --> 00:43:04,628
- You're a real saint
- 1051
- 00:43:04,630 --> 00:43:05,893
- to help her family out
- like this.
- 1052
- 00:43:05,895 --> 00:43:07,159
- I'm not a saint.
- 1053
- 00:43:07,161 --> 00:43:09,860
- Emily was my friend, and she'd
- do the same for me, so...
- 1054
- 00:43:09,862 --> 00:43:11,494
- If you or Sean need me
- 1055
- 00:43:11,496 --> 00:43:14,361
- to watch Miles or Nicky
- anytime, it's nothing.
- 1056
- 00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:16,794
- That's so sweet, Sona.
- Thank you.
- 1057
- 00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:19,861
- It's the least she could do,
- she didn't even bake anything.
- 1058
- 00:43:19,863 --> 00:43:21,196
- - Yeah, yeah.
- - Okay.
- 1059
- 00:43:21,930 --> 00:43:23,261
- MILES: Nicky,
- 1060
- 00:43:23,263 --> 00:43:24,693
- you don't need to worry.
- 1061
- 00:43:24,695 --> 00:43:26,293
- Your mom's in heaven now.
- 1062
- 00:43:26,295 --> 00:43:28,894
- - No, she's not! Shut up!
- - (MILES GROANING)
- 1063
- 00:43:28,896 --> 00:43:30,027
- - She's in the ground!
- - MILES: Ow! Stop it!
- 1064
- 00:43:30,029 --> 00:43:31,393
- She's never coming back!
- 1065
- 00:43:31,395 --> 00:43:32,761
- - (NICKY GRUNTING)
- - Ow! You're hurting me!
- 1066
- 00:43:32,763 --> 00:43:34,493
- - NICKY: I hate you!
- - MILES: Ow! Stop it!
- 1067
- 00:43:34,495 --> 00:43:36,729
- - (NICKY CONTINUES GRUNTS)
- - SEAN: Nicky, get off him!
- 1068
- 00:43:38,496 --> 00:43:39,794
- Nicky, what're you doing?
- Get off him!
- 1069
- 00:43:39,796 --> 00:43:41,493
- - What the hell are you doing?
- - (MILES CRYING)
- 1070
- 00:43:41,495 --> 00:43:42,461
- Calm down, stop that.
- 1071
- 00:43:42,463 --> 00:43:44,827
- She made this happen!
- She made my mom die!
- 1072
- 00:43:44,829 --> 00:43:46,294
- That's crazy
- and you know that.
- 1073
- 00:43:46,296 --> 00:43:47,594
- She's trying to be
- my new mom!
- 1074
- 00:43:47,596 --> 00:43:48,693
- Sweetie, I'm not trying
- to be your mom.
- 1075
- 00:43:48,695 --> 00:43:49,860
- I want my mom!
- 1076
- 00:43:49,862 --> 00:43:50,928
- I know you do, baby.
- I know you do.
- 1077
- 00:43:50,930 --> 00:43:52,326
- - But calm down.
- - Mom was right!
- 1078
- 00:43:52,328 --> 00:43:54,594
- You are a loser!
- 1079
- 00:43:55,296 --> 00:43:56,360
- Is that what she told you,
- 1080
- 00:43:56,362 --> 00:43:57,593
- drunk at 2:00
- in the afternoon?
- 1081
- 00:43:57,595 --> 00:43:59,727
- - I am trying my best!
- - Sean!
- 1082
- 00:43:59,729 --> 00:44:01,326
- He's just a little boy.
- Jesus!
- 1083
- 00:44:01,328 --> 00:44:02,827
- - Nicky, I'm sorry.
- - (NICKY CRYING)
- 1084
- 00:44:02,829 --> 00:44:04,494
- - What do I do?
- - STEPHANIE: Okay.
- 1085
- 00:44:04,496 --> 00:44:05,661
- What do I do?
- 1086
- 00:44:05,663 --> 00:44:06,995
- We're all gonna take a deep,
- centering breath now.
- 1087
- 00:44:06,997 --> 00:44:08,526
- Ready?
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
- 1088
- 00:44:08,528 --> 00:44:09,927
- We're gonna focus on
- one thing at a time.
- 1089
- 00:44:09,929 --> 00:44:11,927
- I'm gonna stay
- and talk to Nicky.
- 1090
- 00:44:11,929 --> 00:44:13,526
- So I need you
- to take Miles inside,
- 1091
- 00:44:13,528 --> 00:44:14,893
- put some ice on his nose.
- 1092
- 00:44:14,895 --> 00:44:16,696
- 'Cause you got
- a good little shiner coming.
- 1093
- 00:44:17,662 --> 00:44:19,396
- - It's okay.
- - Okay.
- 1094
- 00:44:19,763 --> 00:44:20,764
- It's okay.
- 1095
- 00:44:23,562 --> 00:44:25,229
- I don't wanna talk to you.
- 1096
- 00:44:26,396 --> 00:44:28,361
- (STEPHANIE SIGHS)
- 1097
- 00:44:28,363 --> 00:44:29,460
- You're not my
- favorite dinner date
- 1098
- 00:44:29,462 --> 00:44:31,594
- right now either, buster.
- 1099
- 00:44:31,596 --> 00:44:32,794
- But you should know
- that everything
- 1100
- 00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:34,793
- you're feeling right now
- is normal.
- 1101
- 00:44:34,795 --> 00:44:36,994
- You can act out all you want.
- That's fine.
- 1102
- 00:44:36,996 --> 00:44:38,793
- This doesn't change
- what I know.
- 1103
- 00:44:38,795 --> 00:44:40,327
- What do you know?
- 1104
- 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:41,463
- That you're a good kid.
- 1105
- 00:44:44,595 --> 00:44:46,262
- So let's just sit here
- and not talk.
- 1106
- 00:44:48,263 --> 00:44:50,361
- Let's just sit here
- 1107
- 00:44:50,363 --> 00:44:52,564
- and feel lousy
- and watch the grass grow.
- 1108
- 00:45:06,629 --> 00:45:07,829
- (SIGHS DEEPLY)
- 1109
- 00:45:26,662 --> 00:45:27,663
- Hey.
- 1110
- 00:45:29,295 --> 00:45:32,460
- Hey, come on. Don't be
- hard on yourself, yeah?
- 1111
- 00:45:32,462 --> 00:45:34,761
- It's the kind of stuff
- nobody gets right.
- 1112
- 00:45:34,763 --> 00:45:36,760
- You do. You always do.
- 1113
- 00:45:36,762 --> 00:45:38,529
- No, no, come on.
- 1114
- 00:45:43,295 --> 00:45:45,864
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1115
- 00:46:01,663 --> 00:46:03,363
- Um... I don't know if...
- 1116
- 00:46:04,329 --> 00:46:05,393
- Yeah.
- 1117
- 00:46:05,395 --> 00:46:06,729
- - Yeah, we shouldn't.
- - Yeah.
- 1118
- 00:46:07,929 --> 00:46:09,561
- Yeah.
- 1119
- 00:46:09,563 --> 00:46:11,463
- (BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
- 1120
- 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:13,396
- Fuck.
- 1121
- 00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:25,930
- (SEDUCTIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1122
- 00:46:41,763 --> 00:46:43,397
- (MOANING)
- 1123
- 00:47:14,762 --> 00:47:16,796
- - (REMOTE BEEPS)
- - (UPBEAT FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1124
- 00:48:38,528 --> 00:48:39,828
- (DOORBELL RINGING)
- 1125
- 00:48:43,729 --> 00:48:46,326
- Are you serious?
- 1126
- 00:48:46,328 --> 00:48:47,729
- (DOORBELL CONTINUES RINGING)
- 1127
- 00:48:56,862 --> 00:48:59,693
- - Hey, Ms. Smothers!
- - (EXCLAIMS)
- 1128
- 00:48:59,695 --> 00:49:02,229
- - Can I talk to you?
- - Yeah. Um...
- 1129
- 00:49:03,595 --> 00:49:04,596
- I'm gonna come right down.
- 1130
- 00:49:07,495 --> 00:49:08,663
- Shit!
- 1131
- 00:49:09,961 --> 00:49:12,693
- - Hi! Hi!
- - Hey! Hey!
- 1132
- 00:49:12,695 --> 00:49:15,859
- Uh, I just left something
- here, so I was just...
- 1133
- 00:49:15,861 --> 00:49:17,260
- I had a key
- 1134
- 00:49:17,262 --> 00:49:18,960
- because earlier,
- Sean gave me a key...
- 1135
- 00:49:18,962 --> 00:49:20,527
- You're not under arrest,
- Miss Smothers.
- 1136
- 00:49:20,529 --> 00:49:21,530
- - Oh! (CHUCKLING)
- - FYI.
- 1137
- 00:49:22,462 --> 00:49:23,860
- I should hope not.
- 1138
- 00:49:23,862 --> 00:49:26,427
- - All right. No, no.
- - No.
- 1139
- 00:49:26,429 --> 00:49:28,463
- - You're very funny.
- - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- 1140
- 00:49:28,730 --> 00:49:29,863
- Um...
- 1141
- 00:49:30,662 --> 00:49:31,661
- Sean's not here right now.
- 1142
- 00:49:31,663 --> 00:49:34,493
- You know, I was actually
- hoping to speak to you.
- 1143
- 00:49:34,495 --> 00:49:36,493
- - Oh!
- - Yeah, I went by your house.
- 1144
- 00:49:36,495 --> 00:49:37,892
- Then I went by the school,
- 1145
- 00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:39,893
- then one of the moms thought
- you might be here.
- 1146
- 00:49:39,895 --> 00:49:41,929
- Did they? Okay.
- Well, that's...
- 1147
- 00:49:42,696 --> 00:49:43,927
- Was it Stacy?
- 1148
- 00:49:43,929 --> 00:49:45,860
- Can I come in?
- 1149
- 00:49:45,862 --> 00:49:47,727
- - Of course, I would love that!
- - Thank you.
- 1150
- 00:49:47,729 --> 00:49:49,527
- (SPEAKS FRENCH)
- 1151
- 00:49:49,529 --> 00:49:51,430
- You said that Emily's
- your best friend.
- 1152
- 00:49:52,262 --> 00:49:54,560
- Yes. Yes, we are.
- 1153
- 00:49:54,562 --> 00:49:56,727
- - Was she depressed?
- - No.
- 1154
- 00:49:56,729 --> 00:49:58,361
- No, she had everything.
- 1155
- 00:49:58,363 --> 00:49:59,859
- She had the house
- and the job...
- 1156
- 00:49:59,861 --> 00:50:00,929
- And the husband.
- 1157
- 00:50:01,995 --> 00:50:03,493
- I was getting there, yeah.
- 1158
- 00:50:03,495 --> 00:50:05,627
- The neighbors said
- they fought a lot.
- 1159
- 00:50:05,629 --> 00:50:08,260
- Well, they had issues. Um...
- 1160
- 00:50:08,262 --> 00:50:10,360
- But they loved
- each other intensely.
- 1161
- 00:50:10,362 --> 00:50:11,564
- Oh, what issues
- did they have?
- 1162
- 00:50:12,262 --> 00:50:13,326
- The normal issues.
- 1163
- 00:50:13,328 --> 00:50:14,227
- They were stressed
- about money.
- 1164
- 00:50:14,229 --> 00:50:16,960
- And I think Emily
- wanted to slow down
- 1165
- 00:50:16,962 --> 00:50:18,594
- and smell the roses.
- 1166
- 00:50:18,596 --> 00:50:20,460
- She slowed down all right.
- 1167
- 00:50:20,462 --> 00:50:23,362
- I got the autopsy report
- right here.
- 1168
- 00:50:24,362 --> 00:50:25,461
- Let's see here.
- 1169
- 00:50:25,463 --> 00:50:28,494
- "Severe liver damage
- suggesting heavy alcohol use.
- 1170
- 00:50:28,496 --> 00:50:32,327
- "Track marks along her arms
- and between her toes."
- 1171
- 00:50:32,329 --> 00:50:33,930
- Were you aware
- of the heroin use?
- 1172
- 00:50:37,295 --> 00:50:38,762
- No, that's, uh...
- (STAMMERING)
- 1173
- 00:50:40,663 --> 00:50:42,293
- I'm sorry, I really have
- 1174
- 00:50:42,295 --> 00:50:43,893
- - trouble believing that.
- - (SCOFFS)
- 1175
- 00:50:43,895 --> 00:50:46,293
- She liked a very
- strong martini, but...
- 1176
- 00:50:46,295 --> 00:50:50,960
- I don't know how she could've
- kept that a secret from me,
- 1177
- 00:50:50,962 --> 00:50:53,460
- and especially
- from her husband, Sean.
- 1178
- 00:50:53,462 --> 00:50:55,461
- Yeah, you seem to know
- Sean pretty well.
- 1179
- 00:50:55,463 --> 00:50:57,893
- I... We've gotten
- to know each other
- 1180
- 00:50:57,895 --> 00:51:00,926
- over the last few weeks,
- just as friends.
- 1181
- 00:51:00,928 --> 00:51:01,929
- Uh-huh.
- 1182
- 00:51:03,428 --> 00:51:04,692
- (CLICKS TONGUE) I'm
- guessing you've never dealt
- 1183
- 00:51:04,694 --> 00:51:06,362
- with law enforcement before.
- 1184
- 00:51:13,794 --> 00:51:15,496
- - Not really, no.
- - Mmm.
- 1185
- 00:51:16,428 --> 00:51:18,393
- (SUMMERVILLE CHUCKLES)
- 1186
- 00:51:18,395 --> 00:51:19,461
- That's a really nice dress.
- 1187
- 00:51:19,463 --> 00:51:21,260
- Oh, thank you.
- 1188
- 00:51:21,262 --> 00:51:22,494
- Doesn't seem to be
- your style, though.
- 1189
- 00:51:22,496 --> 00:51:25,361
- Oh, I'm very versatile,
- Detective,
- 1190
- 00:51:25,363 --> 00:51:26,792
- I think you'll find.
- 1191
- 00:51:26,794 --> 00:51:30,560
- I'm really just trying
- to help Sean and Nicky
- 1192
- 00:51:30,562 --> 00:51:31,660
- in their time of grief.
- 1193
- 00:51:31,662 --> 00:51:32,929
- Oh, how is Sean's grief?
- 1194
- 00:51:34,395 --> 00:51:35,926
- He's holding up very well.
- 1195
- 00:51:35,928 --> 00:51:38,360
- As well as can be expected.
- 1196
- 00:51:38,362 --> 00:51:39,994
- Uh-huh. (CHUCKLES)
- 1197
- 00:51:39,996 --> 00:51:41,994
- Is that everything, or...
- 1198
- 00:51:41,996 --> 00:51:44,463
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- Let me ask you something.
- 1199
- 00:51:47,562 --> 00:51:48,860
- Were you aware
- 1200
- 00:51:48,862 --> 00:51:51,427
- that he took out
- an extra $4 million
- 1201
- 00:51:51,429 --> 00:51:52,760
- life insurance policy
- 1202
- 00:51:52,762 --> 00:51:54,529
- on Emily
- before she disappeared?
- 1203
- 00:51:56,562 --> 00:51:59,695
- I was not aware of that, no.
- 1204
- 00:52:00,429 --> 00:52:01,863
- Why? How would I?
- 1205
- 00:52:03,795 --> 00:52:06,361
- (CHUCKLES) Okay, all right.
- 1206
- 00:52:06,363 --> 00:52:08,663
- (SIGHS) Yeah, I don't...
- 1207
- 00:52:09,328 --> 00:52:11,396
- I'm sorry. What...
- 1208
- 00:52:13,362 --> 00:52:14,426
- What are you...
- 1209
- 00:52:14,428 --> 00:52:15,759
- Are you saying
- he had her rubbed out?
- 1210
- 00:52:15,761 --> 00:52:17,260
- He hired a hitman?
- 1211
- 00:52:17,262 --> 00:52:20,460
- (LAUGHING)
- 1212
- 00:52:20,462 --> 00:52:22,792
- I didn't say anything
- about him hiring a hitman.
- 1213
- 00:52:22,794 --> 00:52:23,892
- You just did.
- 1214
- 00:52:23,894 --> 00:52:25,693
- Okay.
- 1215
- 00:52:25,695 --> 00:52:27,326
- I can see that
- you're enjoying yourself,
- 1216
- 00:52:27,328 --> 00:52:28,461
- Detective Summerville.
- 1217
- 00:52:28,463 --> 00:52:29,993
- But if you wanna
- grill someone, you should
- 1218
- 00:52:29,995 --> 00:52:32,527
- really speak to Emily's
- boss, Dennis Nylon.
- 1219
- 00:52:32,529 --> 00:52:34,326
- He could not be
- more suspicious.
- 1220
- 00:52:34,328 --> 00:52:36,593
- That's super interesting
- because he contacted us.
- 1221
- 00:52:36,595 --> 00:52:39,693
- And he said he thought you knew
- more than you were letting on.
- 1222
- 00:52:39,695 --> 00:52:42,026
- Well, he sucks.
- 1223
- 00:52:42,028 --> 00:52:44,526
- So... (SIGHS)
- 1224
- 00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:46,826
- As long as you're honest
- with me, Ms. Smothers,
- 1225
- 00:52:46,828 --> 00:52:47,993
- I swear to you,
- 1226
- 00:52:47,995 --> 00:52:49,926
- you have nothing
- to worry about. Okay?
- 1227
- 00:52:49,928 --> 00:52:53,692
- I'm just following
- breadcrumbs wherever they lead.
- 1228
- 00:52:53,694 --> 00:52:55,427
- Okay, you know what?
- I'm done for now.
- 1229
- 00:52:55,429 --> 00:52:57,461
- Thanks for your time.
- 1230
- 00:52:57,463 --> 00:53:00,027
- (STAMMERS) Your theory doesn't
- hold water, you know,
- 1231
- 00:53:00,029 --> 00:53:01,426
- because it doesn't explain
- 1232
- 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:03,727
- the fake plane ticket
- or the rental car.
- 1233
- 00:53:03,729 --> 00:53:05,926
- And why would someone
- shoot her full of heroin
- 1234
- 00:53:05,928 --> 00:53:07,193
- at a summer camp in Michigan?
- 1235
- 00:53:07,195 --> 00:53:09,262
- There's plenty of good heroin
- right here in Connecticut!
- 1236
- 00:53:09,729 --> 00:53:11,293
- I'm told.
- 1237
- 00:53:11,295 --> 00:53:13,893
- Great, good. Okay, so
- we have a lot to talk about.
- 1238
- 00:53:13,895 --> 00:53:15,559
- All right, then.
- Enjoy the new house.
- 1239
- 00:53:15,561 --> 00:53:18,260
- The worst breadcrumbs I've
- ever heard of, you know.
- 1240
- 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:19,426
- Couldn't fill
- a Caesar salad
- 1241
- 00:53:19,428 --> 00:53:20,729
- - with those breadcrumbs!
- - (DOOR CLOSES)
- 1242
- 00:53:27,528 --> 00:53:28,862
- (SIGHING IN RELIEF)
- 1243
- 00:54:13,795 --> 00:54:17,426
- Why is this Caesarean
- salad so crunchy?
- 1244
- 00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:20,197
- It's Caesar salad, baby,
- and it's delicious.
- 1245
- 00:54:20,694 --> 00:54:21,829
- What's in it?
- 1246
- 00:54:23,328 --> 00:54:24,329
- Breadcrumbs.
- 1247
- 00:54:24,594 --> 00:54:25,660
- Oh.
- 1248
- 00:54:25,662 --> 00:54:26,863
- How was your day at work?
- 1249
- 00:54:27,828 --> 00:54:28,894
- Grim.
- 1250
- 00:54:28,896 --> 00:54:30,060
- Spent most of the day
- explaining the difference
- 1251
- 00:54:30,062 --> 00:54:34,526
- between "your" possessive
- and "you're" apostrophe R-E
- 1252
- 00:54:34,528 --> 00:54:37,426
- to college juniors.
- 1253
- 00:54:37,428 --> 00:54:39,396
- I can see how that might
- drive a man over the edge.
- 1254
- 00:54:40,562 --> 00:54:42,026
- I know, right?
- 1255
- 00:54:42,028 --> 00:54:43,459
- What about you boys?
- 1256
- 00:54:43,461 --> 00:54:45,660
- What'd you guys get up to
- today at school?
- 1257
- 00:54:45,662 --> 00:54:46,863
- I saw my mom.
- 1258
- 00:54:50,928 --> 00:54:52,526
- I understand, Nicky,
- that sometimes
- 1259
- 00:54:52,528 --> 00:54:54,462
- we think we see people
- that we miss
- 1260
- 00:54:55,395 --> 00:54:56,759
- even if they're gone.
- 1261
- 00:54:56,761 --> 00:54:58,394
- No, I saw her.
- 1262
- 00:54:58,396 --> 00:54:59,593
- She was right outside
- the fence
- 1263
- 00:54:59,595 --> 00:55:01,428
- by the kickball yard
- at recess.
- 1264
- 00:55:03,029 --> 00:55:05,460
- Lots of people
- look like someone else.
- 1265
- 00:55:05,462 --> 00:55:06,729
- Nobody looks like Mom!
- 1266
- 00:55:08,263 --> 00:55:09,529
- She told me
- to say hi to Stephanie.
- 1267
- 00:55:09,929 --> 00:55:11,026
- Nicky,
- 1268
- 00:55:11,028 --> 00:55:12,627
- this is unhealthy.
- 1269
- 00:55:12,629 --> 00:55:14,629
- Miles saw her, too.
- Right, Miles?
- 1270
- 00:55:15,829 --> 00:55:17,459
- I think I did.
- 1271
- 00:55:17,461 --> 00:55:18,592
- But I don't know.
- 1272
- 00:55:18,594 --> 00:55:19,993
- I was playing tetherball.
- 1273
- 00:55:19,995 --> 00:55:21,827
- Did you two hatch this up?
- 1274
- 00:55:21,829 --> 00:55:24,026
- Is this a game, like when you
- smash everything with trucks?
- 1275
- 00:55:24,028 --> 00:55:25,627
- Because you know
- what we say about lying.
- 1276
- 00:55:25,629 --> 00:55:28,261
- I'm not lying!
- I saw her! Fuck you!
- 1277
- 00:55:28,263 --> 00:55:29,659
- Hey, Nicky!
- 1278
- 00:55:29,661 --> 00:55:30,662
- MILES: Oopsy!
- 1279
- 00:55:32,629 --> 00:55:34,263
- I'm sorry.
- 1280
- 00:55:43,295 --> 00:55:45,493
- Don't I get a kiss
- good night?
- 1281
- 00:55:45,495 --> 00:55:47,426
- Of course you do, sweetie.
- 1282
- 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:49,361
- Actually, you owe
- the oopsy jar a quarter
- 1283
- 00:55:49,363 --> 00:55:50,796
- for earlier, but I...
- 1284
- 00:55:57,595 --> 00:55:58,596
- Good night, sweetie.
- 1285
- 00:56:08,029 --> 00:56:09,230
- Hey.
- 1286
- 00:56:10,461 --> 00:56:12,196
- We should get naked.
- 1287
- 00:56:14,428 --> 00:56:15,662
- What is it?
- 1288
- 00:56:16,462 --> 00:56:17,792
- What's wrong?
- 1289
- 00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:21,327
- I smell her, Sean.
- I smell her perfume.
- 1290
- 00:56:21,329 --> 00:56:23,660
- It's all over Nicky
- like a ghost.
- 1291
- 00:56:23,662 --> 00:56:25,026
- He probably got
- to her perfume bottle
- 1292
- 00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:26,727
- in the medicine cabinet.
- 1293
- 00:56:26,729 --> 00:56:28,560
- He misses her.
- 1294
- 00:56:28,562 --> 00:56:29,860
- Okay? It's just you
- being paranoid.
- 1295
- 00:56:29,862 --> 00:56:31,930
- Is it? Because
- I found this, too.
- 1296
- 00:56:33,461 --> 00:56:34,893
- What's this?
- 1297
- 00:56:34,895 --> 00:56:36,393
- It's the friendship
- bracelet I made her.
- 1298
- 00:56:36,395 --> 00:56:37,963
- I'm afraid to say
- she would not have kept this.
- 1299
- 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:41,393
- She hated stuff like this.
- 1300
- 00:56:41,395 --> 00:56:42,559
- She probably
- gave it to him
- 1301
- 00:56:42,561 --> 00:56:43,993
- right after
- you gave it to her.
- 1302
- 00:56:43,995 --> 00:56:45,993
- Unless he's
- telling the truth.
- 1303
- 00:56:45,995 --> 00:56:48,428
- You saw her
- with your own eyes.
- 1304
- 00:56:49,028 --> 00:56:50,560
- In her coffin.
- 1305
- 00:56:50,562 --> 00:56:51,959
- There was something off.
- 1306
- 00:56:51,961 --> 00:56:54,026
- They found her
- at the bottom of a lake!
- 1307
- 00:56:54,028 --> 00:56:55,559
- You saw her tattoo,
- 1308
- 00:56:55,561 --> 00:56:57,762
- and you saw that ring
- that she stole from my mother.
- 1309
- 00:56:59,562 --> 00:57:01,960
- She said your mother wanted
- her to have that ring.
- 1310
- 00:57:01,962 --> 00:57:03,393
- She said your
- mother insisted.
- 1311
- 00:57:03,395 --> 00:57:05,759
- That's what she told you?
- (SCOFFS)
- 1312
- 00:57:05,761 --> 00:57:07,927
- My father gave that ring
- to my mother.
- 1313
- 00:57:07,929 --> 00:57:09,294
- It was like
- the only bit of jewelry
- 1314
- 00:57:09,296 --> 00:57:10,560
- that she ever owned.
- 1315
- 00:57:10,562 --> 00:57:12,493
- I took Emily to London
- to meet my mother
- 1316
- 00:57:12,495 --> 00:57:13,727
- after we eloped.
- 1317
- 00:57:13,729 --> 00:57:16,393
- It went missing
- that weekend.
- 1318
- 00:57:16,395 --> 00:57:19,459
- My mother was frantic.
- We searched everywhere.
- 1319
- 00:57:19,461 --> 00:57:20,895
- Nothing. We didn't
- find a single thing.
- 1320
- 00:57:22,362 --> 00:57:24,292
- My mother was devastated.
- 1321
- 00:57:24,294 --> 00:57:25,763
- So we took a flight
- back to New York.
- 1322
- 00:57:26,995 --> 00:57:28,495
- Guess what I found.
- 1323
- 00:57:29,327 --> 00:57:30,729
- What did you find?
- 1324
- 00:57:31,662 --> 00:57:32,960
- - No!
- - (LAUGHS)
- 1325
- 00:57:32,962 --> 00:57:34,692
- No way!
- 1326
- 00:57:34,694 --> 00:57:37,292
- - My little Sherlock Holmes.
- - (LAUGHS)
- 1327
- 00:57:37,294 --> 00:57:39,027
- Mum is gonna be
- so relieved.
- 1328
- 00:57:39,029 --> 00:57:40,927
- Oh, come on, baby.
- 1329
- 00:57:40,929 --> 00:57:43,663
- Mum will take it to the grave.
- What a waste.
- 1330
- 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:45,659
- So pretty.
- 1331
- 00:57:45,661 --> 00:57:46,627
- Excuse me.
- 1332
- 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:49,459
- Not amusing, my darling,
- not in the slightest.
- 1333
- 00:57:49,461 --> 00:57:52,259
- I'm not joking
- in the slightest,
- 1334
- 00:57:52,261 --> 00:57:54,026
- (IN BRITISH ACCENT)
- my darling.
- 1335
- 00:57:54,028 --> 00:57:55,027
- (IN NORMAL ACCENT)
- I took it.
- 1336
- 00:57:55,029 --> 00:57:57,392
- I don't have any intention
- of giving it back.
- 1337
- 00:57:57,394 --> 00:57:58,592
- Of course
- we're gonna give it back.
- 1338
- 00:57:58,594 --> 00:58:00,293
- No.
- 1339
- 00:58:00,295 --> 00:58:01,627
- We'll tell her that
- it just slipped
- 1340
- 00:58:01,629 --> 00:58:02,892
- into your purse
- by accident,
- 1341
- 00:58:02,894 --> 00:58:05,425
- and we've only
- found it now.
- 1342
- 00:58:05,427 --> 00:58:07,360
- But if you tell her
- that I found it,
- 1343
- 00:58:07,362 --> 00:58:08,859
- then I have to tell her
- that I stole it.
- 1344
- 00:58:08,861 --> 00:58:11,260
- And what do you think
- will be worse for her?
- 1345
- 00:58:11,262 --> 00:58:13,426
- Thinking that
- she lost her ring,
- 1346
- 00:58:13,428 --> 00:58:16,260
- or thinking that her son
- married a thief? (GASPS)
- 1347
- 00:58:16,262 --> 00:58:17,759
- - Baby...
- - Hey.
- 1348
- 00:58:17,761 --> 00:58:19,895
- You choose, her or me?
- 1349
- 00:58:23,028 --> 00:58:24,926
- Meet me in the bathroom
- in 20 seconds.
- 1350
- 00:58:24,928 --> 00:58:25,962
- Knock twice.
- 1351
- 00:58:52,594 --> 00:58:55,959
- SEAN: Nine months later,
- Nicky was born.
- 1352
- 00:58:55,961 --> 00:58:58,027
- STEPHANIE:
- How could you stay with her?
- 1353
- 00:58:58,029 --> 00:59:00,292
- I was spellbound.
- 1354
- 00:59:00,294 --> 00:59:01,393
- She was the only woman
- 1355
- 00:59:01,395 --> 00:59:02,827
- I could never
- figure out fully.
- 1356
- 00:59:02,829 --> 00:59:04,959
- As a young, arrogant
- writer, I could never
- 1357
- 00:59:04,961 --> 00:59:06,993
- live up to what
- she expected of me.
- 1358
- 00:59:06,995 --> 00:59:08,792
- I was always
- looking over my shoulder.
- 1359
- 00:59:08,794 --> 00:59:10,228
- I could hardly sleep.
- 1360
- 00:59:11,629 --> 00:59:13,459
- But with you,
- it's different.
- 1361
- 00:59:13,461 --> 00:59:14,893
- I sleep like a log.
- 1362
- 00:59:14,895 --> 00:59:16,626
- That's what every woman
- wants to hear.
- 1363
- 00:59:16,628 --> 00:59:17,692
- You know what I mean.
- 1364
- 00:59:17,694 --> 00:59:19,461
- You understand me,
- you see me.
- 1365
- 00:59:20,361 --> 00:59:22,325
- You've rebuilt me,
- Stephanie.
- 1366
- 00:59:22,327 --> 00:59:23,762
- I've even started
- writing again.
- 1367
- 00:59:24,595 --> 00:59:26,592
- First couple of chapters,
- 1368
- 00:59:26,594 --> 00:59:27,796
- but it's a start.
- 1369
- 00:59:29,628 --> 00:59:30,696
- Oh.
- 1370
- 00:59:31,995 --> 00:59:33,759
- That's wonderful.
- 1371
- 00:59:33,761 --> 00:59:35,660
- You took a broken man,
- 1372
- 00:59:35,662 --> 00:59:37,993
- and you pieced him
- back together again.
- 1373
- 00:59:37,995 --> 00:59:40,461
- You're unlike any other
- woman I've ever met.
- 1374
- 00:59:42,394 --> 00:59:43,428
- Move in with me.
- 1375
- 00:59:44,794 --> 00:59:45,760
- Sean.
- 1376
- 00:59:45,762 --> 00:59:48,493
- No, it's too soon.
- What will people think?
- 1377
- 00:59:48,495 --> 00:59:49,792
- They're already
- thinking it.
- 1378
- 00:59:49,794 --> 00:59:52,393
- And I'm tired of lying.
- I'm tired of pretending.
- 1379
- 00:59:52,395 --> 00:59:53,529
- I want to be this man.
- 1380
- 00:59:54,262 --> 00:59:55,596
- The man I am with you.
- 1381
- 00:59:56,829 --> 00:59:58,760
- I don't do threesomes.
- 1382
- 00:59:58,762 --> 00:59:59,893
- I want to say that.
- 1383
- 00:59:59,895 --> 01:00:01,360
- I'll just get that
- out in the open.
- 1384
- 01:00:01,362 --> 01:00:02,993
- What are you talking about?
- 1385
- 01:00:02,995 --> 01:00:04,660
- Your TA?
- 1386
- 01:00:04,662 --> 01:00:08,259
- Emily told me
- about your little moment.
- 1387
- 01:00:08,261 --> 01:00:09,560
- - That's what she told you?
- - Yes.
- 1388
- 01:00:09,562 --> 01:00:10,626
- Stephanie, listen.
- 1389
- 01:00:10,628 --> 01:00:12,827
- Emily was
- a pathological liar.
- 1390
- 01:00:12,829 --> 01:00:14,829
- That never happened, okay?
- 1391
- 01:00:15,962 --> 01:00:17,860
- Why did you take out
- a $4 million
- 1392
- 01:00:17,862 --> 01:00:19,659
- insurance policy on her?
- 1393
- 01:00:19,661 --> 01:00:22,292
- My gosh. Those cops really did
- a number on you, didn't they?
- 1394
- 01:00:22,294 --> 01:00:23,626
- I'm being serious.
- 1395
- 01:00:23,628 --> 01:00:25,459
- It was because of you.
- 1396
- 01:00:25,461 --> 01:00:26,927
- When Emily found out
- that you had been
- 1397
- 01:00:26,929 --> 01:00:29,727
- living off your husband's
- insurance money,
- 1398
- 01:00:29,729 --> 01:00:32,360
- she thought she and I
- needed to get policies
- 1399
- 01:00:32,362 --> 01:00:33,826
- out for Nicky's sake.
- 1400
- 01:00:33,828 --> 01:00:35,795
- It's probably the most
- responsible thing we ever did.
- 1401
- 01:00:36,695 --> 01:00:37,896
- Thanks to you.
- 1402
- 01:00:40,294 --> 01:00:41,693
- Move in with me.
- 1403
- 01:00:41,695 --> 01:00:44,292
- We can start a whole new,
- wonderful life together.
- 1404
- 01:00:44,294 --> 01:00:45,862
- Just you, me and the boys.
- 1405
- 01:00:47,461 --> 01:00:49,762
- - Please, say yes.
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1406
- 01:00:52,528 --> 01:00:54,930
- I love you,
- Stephanie Smothers.
- 1407
- 01:00:56,428 --> 01:00:58,660
- I love you, too.
- 1408
- 01:00:58,662 --> 01:01:00,495
- (UPBEAT FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1409
- 01:01:21,528 --> 01:01:22,859
- (STEPHANIE GASPS)
- 1410
- 01:01:22,861 --> 01:01:24,195
- (GRUNTS)
- 1411
- 01:02:04,761 --> 01:02:05,963
- (SCREAMS)
- 1412
- 01:02:16,495 --> 01:02:19,360
- Hi, moms.
- This is Stephanie here.
- 1413
- 01:02:19,362 --> 01:02:21,325
- I'm gonna do something
- a little different today.
- 1414
- 01:02:21,327 --> 01:02:23,760
- I normally avoid any talk
- of religion on the vlog.
- 1415
- 01:02:23,762 --> 01:02:26,793
- I don't wanna offend
- any non-denominational moms.
- 1416
- 01:02:26,795 --> 01:02:29,563
- But I do think that we live on
- after we die, so...
- 1417
- 01:02:31,761 --> 01:02:32,959
- Emily,
- 1418
- 01:02:32,961 --> 01:02:35,559
- if you are out there,
- 1419
- 01:02:35,561 --> 01:02:37,760
- and you can hear me
- right now,
- 1420
- 01:02:37,762 --> 01:02:39,927
- no one could ever replace you.
- 1421
- 01:02:39,929 --> 01:02:42,960
- And you'll always be
- Nicky's mom.
- 1422
- 01:02:42,962 --> 01:02:45,392
- I can't take your place.
- 1423
- 01:02:45,394 --> 01:02:49,560
- I can just try to love
- the people that you love
- 1424
- 01:02:49,562 --> 01:02:51,959
- and try to make
- their lives better.
- 1425
- 01:02:51,961 --> 01:02:53,695
- I think that's what
- you would want.
- 1426
- 01:02:56,428 --> 01:02:58,627
- - (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
- - (BOYS GRUNTING)
- 1427
- 01:02:58,629 --> 01:03:01,392
- Okay, guys, it's getting
- too rough back there.
- 1428
- 01:03:01,394 --> 01:03:03,260
- I murdered you!
- 1429
- 01:03:03,262 --> 01:03:05,692
- Not me.
- I came back to life.
- 1430
- 01:03:05,694 --> 01:03:07,359
- Like your mom!
- 1431
- 01:03:07,361 --> 01:03:08,993
- Okay, the dolls
- are going in your backpacks
- 1432
- 01:03:08,995 --> 01:03:10,492
- or they're going
- in the trash, I mean it.
- 1433
- 01:03:10,494 --> 01:03:13,860
- Mom, they're
- not dolls! God!
- 1434
- 01:03:13,862 --> 01:03:17,260
- Stephanie, my mom told me
- to give you this.
- 1435
- 01:03:17,262 --> 01:03:19,260
- - MILES: Mom!
- - (CAR HORN HONKING)
- 1436
- 01:03:19,262 --> 01:03:21,196
- - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- - (BOYS SCREAMING)
- 1437
- 01:03:26,394 --> 01:03:27,961
- Damn! Are you
- trying to kill us?
- 1438
- 01:03:41,829 --> 01:03:43,729
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 1439
- 01:03:45,428 --> 01:03:46,429
- (SIGHS)
- 1440
- 01:03:47,761 --> 01:03:48,859
- Hello?
- 1441
- 01:03:48,861 --> 01:03:49,826
- MAN: Hi, I'm calling from
- 1442
- 01:03:49,828 --> 01:03:51,525
- United Timeshare
- International.
- 1443
- 01:03:51,527 --> 01:03:52,826
- Yep, I...
- 1444
- 01:03:52,828 --> 01:03:54,660
- We'd like to offer you
- a free trip to the Bahamas.
- 1445
- 01:03:54,662 --> 01:03:56,259
- All you have to do
- is come down to one of...
- 1446
- 01:03:56,261 --> 01:03:58,326
- I don't want that,
- have a nice day.
- 1447
- 01:03:58,328 --> 01:03:59,629
- I don't want that,
- I don't care.
- 1448
- 01:04:00,362 --> 01:04:02,195
- Oh, my God!
- 1449
- 01:04:02,795 --> 01:04:04,729
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 1450
- 01:04:05,961 --> 01:04:07,393
- Hi, I'm sure you
- have a job to do.
- 1451
- 01:04:07,395 --> 01:04:08,459
- I don't need a free trip.
- 1452
- 01:04:08,461 --> 01:04:09,462
- EMILY: Hi.
- 1453
- 01:04:12,495 --> 01:04:13,696
- Brotherfucker.
- 1454
- 01:04:16,661 --> 01:04:19,260
- - Emily?
- - No, no, Emily's dead.
- 1455
- 01:04:19,262 --> 01:04:21,759
- Oh, no, have you
- forgotten already?
- 1456
- 01:04:21,761 --> 01:04:23,560
- - Where are you?
- - I'm in heaven.
- 1457
- 01:04:23,562 --> 01:04:25,726
- Watching over you.
- 1458
- 01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:27,196
- Nice blouse, by the way.
- 1459
- 01:04:29,594 --> 01:04:31,460
- Why are you doing this?
- 1460
- 01:04:31,462 --> 01:04:33,025
- How do you know
- it's just me doing it?
- 1461
- 01:04:33,027 --> 01:04:35,395
- Hey, hey, hey,
- kiss Sean for me,
- 1462
- 01:04:35,928 --> 01:04:37,461
- four million times.
- 1463
- 01:04:43,294 --> 01:04:44,193
- Oh, hey.
- 1464
- 01:04:44,195 --> 01:04:46,325
- Are you trying
- to Diabolique me?
- 1465
- 01:04:46,327 --> 01:04:47,560
- What are you
- talking about?
- 1466
- 01:04:47,562 --> 01:04:48,426
- Diabolique, you know?
- 1467
- 01:04:48,428 --> 01:04:51,559
- The French movie
- about the guy whose wife
- 1468
- 01:04:51,561 --> 01:04:53,260
- and mistress,
- they're trying to kill him.
- 1469
- 01:04:53,262 --> 01:04:54,493
- But I don't have
- a $4 million
- 1470
- 01:04:54,495 --> 01:04:55,858
- - insurance policy.
- - Stephanie...
- 1471
- 01:04:55,860 --> 01:04:58,559
- If you and Emily are in some kind
- of plan, please just call it off...
- 1472
- 01:04:58,561 --> 01:05:00,492
- - Stephanie.
- - I'm really not the one.
- 1473
- 01:05:00,494 --> 01:05:02,026
- - Just breathe, please.
- - (SIGHS)
- 1474
- 01:05:02,028 --> 01:05:04,593
- Nicky's getting to you.
- Emily is dead.
- 1475
- 01:05:04,595 --> 01:05:05,828
- She called me.
- 1476
- 01:05:06,662 --> 01:05:07,993
- What?
- 1477
- 01:05:07,995 --> 01:05:09,460
- She called me today.
- 1478
- 01:05:09,462 --> 01:05:10,825
- I have a friend
- in the psychology department.
- 1479
- 01:05:10,827 --> 01:05:11,891
- - I'll give him a call.
- - (KNOCK ON DOOR)
- 1480
- 01:05:11,893 --> 01:05:13,492
- BETH: Hey, handsome,
- you got time...
- 1481
- 01:05:13,494 --> 01:05:16,659
- I am sorry. I didn't know
- you were in a meeting.
- 1482
- 01:05:16,661 --> 01:05:17,992
- Beth, this is Stephanie.
- 1483
- 01:05:17,994 --> 01:05:19,692
- Nice to meet you.
- 1484
- 01:05:19,694 --> 01:05:21,393
- Nice to meet you.
- 1485
- 01:05:21,395 --> 01:05:23,359
- I was just wondering
- if you needed
- 1486
- 01:05:23,361 --> 01:05:25,460
- to use the SMART board,
- 'cause it's broken.
- 1487
- 01:05:25,462 --> 01:05:27,429
- - I can live without it.
- - BETH: All right.
- 1488
- 01:05:28,261 --> 01:05:29,329
- All right.
- 1489
- 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,525
- She seems nice.
- 1490
- 01:05:32,527 --> 01:05:34,493
- Stephanie, go home.
- 1491
- 01:05:34,495 --> 01:05:36,360
- Emily had some Xanax
- in the medicine cabinet.
- 1492
- 01:05:36,362 --> 01:05:37,459
- Take one. Take two.
- 1493
- 01:05:37,461 --> 01:05:39,958
- Yeah. Maybe she has
- some heroin lying around. Hmm?
- 1494
- 01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:42,595
- This is all just grief.
- Just stages of grief.
- 1495
- 01:05:43,661 --> 01:05:45,025
- I'm sorry,
- you're right.
- 1496
- 01:05:45,027 --> 01:05:47,495
- I'm so overwhelmed,
- and I...
- 1497
- 01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:49,861
- (SIGHS)
- I'm sorry.
- 1498
- 01:05:54,827 --> 01:05:57,361
- EMILY: Oh, baby, you just
- need someone to love you.
- 1499
- 01:05:58,794 --> 01:06:02,425
- STEPHANIE: I have you.
- All you need is a good friend.
- 1500
- 01:06:02,427 --> 01:06:03,993
- Come on,
- don't you miss sex?
- 1501
- 01:06:03,995 --> 01:06:07,260
- Having a man fuck you
- on top of a washing machine?
- 1502
- 01:06:07,262 --> 01:06:09,759
- (SIGHS) Barely remember
- what it's like.
- 1503
- 01:06:09,761 --> 01:06:10,858
- Why are you
- such a masochist?
- 1504
- 01:06:10,860 --> 01:06:12,627
- You could have a man
- in your bed any time you want.
- 1505
- 01:06:12,629 --> 01:06:14,659
- I had a man,
- I ruined that, so...
- 1506
- 01:06:14,661 --> 01:06:15,858
- What does that mean?
- 1507
- 01:06:15,860 --> 01:06:18,260
- Come on, what
- does that mean?
- 1508
- 01:06:18,262 --> 01:06:20,526
- If you can't tell me,
- you can't tell anyone.
- 1509
- 01:06:20,528 --> 01:06:21,529
- I'm your best friend.
- 1510
- 01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,262
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
- 1511
- 01:06:33,495 --> 01:06:35,496
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 1512
- 01:06:41,894 --> 01:06:43,529
- STEPHANIE: Let's
- go see Daddy.
- 1513
- 01:06:47,594 --> 01:06:48,858
- DAVIS: I just want the truth.
- 1514
- 01:06:48,860 --> 01:06:50,259
- STEPHANIE:
- What are you talking about?
- 1515
- 01:06:50,261 --> 01:06:52,758
- About Miles and Chris.
- 1516
- 01:06:52,760 --> 01:06:55,459
- Chris? My brother, Chris?
- 1517
- 01:06:55,461 --> 01:06:57,393
- Yeah, your brother.
- 1518
- 01:06:57,395 --> 01:06:59,959
- And you certainly
- don't act like it.
- 1519
- 01:06:59,961 --> 01:07:02,891
- Sometimes it's more like
- you guys are lovers, right?
- 1520
- 01:07:02,893 --> 01:07:04,692
- (GASPS)
- 1521
- 01:07:04,694 --> 01:07:06,627
- That's disgusting.
- That's...
- 1522
- 01:07:06,629 --> 01:07:07,862
- Is Miles mine or not?
- 1523
- 01:07:08,694 --> 01:07:10,725
- (STAMMERS)
- 1524
- 01:07:10,727 --> 01:07:11,858
- Oh, my God!
- 1525
- 01:07:11,860 --> 01:07:13,891
- Are you listening
- to yourself?
- 1526
- 01:07:13,893 --> 01:07:15,459
- You sound ridiculous.
- 1527
- 01:07:15,461 --> 01:07:16,894
- Yeah.
- 1528
- 01:07:22,327 --> 01:07:23,659
- (PLATES CRASHING)
- 1529
- 01:07:23,661 --> 01:07:26,460
- STEPHANIE: Davis! Davis!
- 1530
- 01:07:26,462 --> 01:07:28,426
- Where are you going?
- 1531
- 01:07:28,428 --> 01:07:29,891
- Where are you going? Davis?
- 1532
- 01:07:29,893 --> 01:07:31,260
- Steph, it's all right.
- Don't worry.
- 1533
- 01:07:31,262 --> 01:07:32,758
- Just gonna
- go for a drive.
- 1534
- 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:34,260
- Have a little talk.
- Man to man.
- 1535
- 01:07:34,262 --> 01:07:35,262
- No problem.
- 1536
- 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:45,761
- (ENGINE STARTING)
- 1537
- 01:07:55,927 --> 01:07:57,528
- It's my fault.
- 1538
- 01:07:59,462 --> 01:08:01,326
- I'm the reason
- they're both dead.
- 1539
- 01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:02,958
- No.
- 1540
- 01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:04,628
- Hey, don't do that.
- 1541
- 01:08:05,494 --> 01:08:07,425
- People do terrible things
- 1542
- 01:08:07,427 --> 01:08:08,592
- for their own
- fucked-up reasons.
- 1543
- 01:08:08,594 --> 01:08:09,659
- That's on them,
- 1544
- 01:08:09,661 --> 01:08:10,662
- - it's not on you.
- - Yeah.
- 1545
- 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:14,295
- I miss him.
- 1546
- 01:08:15,027 --> 01:08:16,396
- Which one?
- 1547
- 01:08:18,528 --> 01:08:19,629
- Both.
- 1548
- 01:08:20,893 --> 01:08:22,961
- I'm lonely.
- 1549
- 01:08:25,561 --> 01:08:27,392
- I think loneliness
- probably kills more people
- 1550
- 01:08:27,394 --> 01:08:28,428
- than cancer.
- 1551
- 01:08:31,461 --> 01:08:33,428
- Hey, come here.
- 1552
- 01:08:35,594 --> 01:08:36,828
- Come here.
- 1553
- 01:08:52,793 --> 01:08:55,562
- You're okay.
- Want to order pizza?
- 1554
- 01:09:00,495 --> 01:09:03,892
- Oh, God. God,
- I'm so embarrassed.
- 1555
- 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:08,825
- Oh, because of that?
- No, hey. It's all good, baby.
- 1556
- 01:09:08,827 --> 01:09:10,495
- It's all good.
- Just another Tuesday.
- 1557
- 01:09:28,961 --> 01:09:31,196
- (LATIN HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1558
- 01:09:49,461 --> 01:09:50,861
- (BUZZES)
- 1559
- 01:09:52,995 --> 01:09:54,396
- DIANA: (ON INTERCOM)
- Go away.
- 1560
- 01:09:55,262 --> 01:09:56,728
- Diana Hyland?
- 1561
- 01:09:57,728 --> 01:09:58,894
- Did you paint this?
- 1562
- 01:10:11,661 --> 01:10:13,260
- Where on Earth
- did you find it?
- 1563
- 01:10:13,262 --> 01:10:16,296
- I should start by giving you
- some unfortunate news.
- 1564
- 01:10:17,328 --> 01:10:18,627
- Emily's dead.
- 1565
- 01:10:19,362 --> 01:10:20,859
- My condolences.
- 1566
- 01:10:20,861 --> 01:10:22,362
- Who the fuck is Emily?
- 1567
- 01:10:22,994 --> 01:10:24,395
- The girl in the painting.
- 1568
- 01:10:27,894 --> 01:10:29,325
- Good.
- 1569
- 01:10:29,327 --> 01:10:30,626
- Her name's not Emily.
- 1570
- 01:10:30,628 --> 01:10:31,628
- Her name's Claudia.
- 1571
- 01:10:32,760 --> 01:10:35,292
- Rest in peace, asshole.
- 1572
- 01:10:35,294 --> 01:10:37,459
- So, not a pleasant memory
- for you, then?
- 1573
- 01:10:37,461 --> 01:10:40,292
- No, opposite.
- She was amazing.
- 1574
- 01:10:40,294 --> 01:10:43,025
- I mean, she was the best
- that I ever had.
- 1575
- 01:10:43,027 --> 01:10:44,591
- I was selling paintings.
- 1576
- 01:10:44,593 --> 01:10:46,026
- You know,
- it was the first time
- 1577
- 01:10:46,028 --> 01:10:48,025
- in my career
- that I had any buzz.
- 1578
- 01:10:48,027 --> 01:10:49,925
- She walked
- into my gallery.
- 1579
- 01:10:49,927 --> 01:10:52,626
- A real fucking muse
- just right out of thin air.
- 1580
- 01:10:52,628 --> 01:10:53,826
- What happened?
- 1581
- 01:10:53,828 --> 01:10:55,329
- She was all I could paint.
- 1582
- 01:10:56,861 --> 01:10:59,026
- I memorized
- every inch of her body.
- 1583
- 01:10:59,028 --> 01:11:00,691
- My dealer fucking hated it.
- 1584
- 01:11:00,693 --> 01:11:02,558
- And the art critics
- fucking hated it.
- 1585
- 01:11:02,560 --> 01:11:05,891
- They called me a knockoff
- dyke Mapplethorpe.
- 1586
- 01:11:05,893 --> 01:11:08,926
- Anyway, I blew my whole career
- painting that con artist.
- 1587
- 01:11:08,928 --> 01:11:11,359
- Now all I paint
- are these goddamn knives,
- 1588
- 01:11:11,361 --> 01:11:13,659
- which are pretty good, but
- nobody wants to buy this shit.
- 1589
- 01:11:13,661 --> 01:11:16,895
- Oh, what? They're so good.
- People are just jealous.
- 1590
- 01:11:20,427 --> 01:11:22,558
- I haven't had a drink
- in 42 days.
- 1591
- 01:11:22,560 --> 01:11:23,658
- Oh, don't...
- 1592
- 01:11:23,660 --> 01:11:25,525
- Might as well celebrate.
- 1593
- 01:11:25,527 --> 01:11:27,728
- Mmm, well, cheers.
- 1594
- 01:11:30,760 --> 01:11:33,195
- I gave her my heart
- and I gave her my soul.
- 1595
- 01:11:34,262 --> 01:11:37,759
- I paid for her
- to go to college.
- 1596
- 01:11:37,761 --> 01:11:39,359
- I paid off her debts.
- 1597
- 01:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,260
- Did you ever
- see any heroin use?
- 1598
- 01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:43,459
- No. No way, her?
- 1599
- 01:11:43,461 --> 01:11:44,795
- No, she didn't touch it.
- 1600
- 01:11:45,362 --> 01:11:46,492
- Shit.
- 1601
- 01:11:46,494 --> 01:11:49,958
- She never let me paint
- her face except for this one.
- 1602
- 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,992
- I've never seen
- such a beautiful girl
- 1603
- 01:11:52,994 --> 01:11:54,626
- wanna be so invisible
- 1604
- 01:11:54,628 --> 01:11:56,892
- or just completely vanish.
- 1605
- 01:11:56,894 --> 01:11:58,425
- But you know
- what, it takes
- 1606
- 01:11:58,427 --> 01:11:59,926
- money to vanish.
- 1607
- 01:11:59,928 --> 01:12:03,362
- And so she took everything
- that she could from me.
- 1608
- 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:06,928
- You know
- how I would paint you?
- 1609
- 01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,525
- Beatific.
- 1610
- 01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:12,895
- Like a fucking saint.
- 1611
- 01:12:13,694 --> 01:12:14,929
- I get that a lot.
- 1612
- 01:12:16,295 --> 01:12:18,262
- You should embrace it.
- People love saints.
- 1613
- 01:12:19,361 --> 01:12:21,460
- Yeah. After they're dead.
- 1614
- 01:12:23,394 --> 01:12:25,559
- Okay. What do you know
- about her? How did she die?
- 1615
- 01:12:25,561 --> 01:12:26,628
- In a lake.
- 1616
- 01:12:27,727 --> 01:12:28,827
- On heroin.
- 1617
- 01:12:31,994 --> 01:12:34,525
- Well, you don't believe that
- or you wouldn't be here.
- 1618
- 01:12:34,527 --> 01:12:37,262
- She didn't ever mention
- Michigan, did she?
- 1619
- 01:12:37,627 --> 01:12:38,628
- (SCOFFS)
- 1620
- 01:12:39,393 --> 01:12:40,395
- (SNIFFS)
- 1621
- 01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:47,626
- That is the only thing
- that she ever left here.
- 1622
- 01:12:47,628 --> 01:12:49,794
- She said she had it
- since she was a kid.
- 1623
- 01:12:52,727 --> 01:12:53,791
- I warn you,
- 1624
- 01:12:53,793 --> 01:12:55,758
- you go poking around
- in her past,
- 1625
- 01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:58,626
- you're gonna find some shit
- that is terrifying.
- 1626
- 01:12:58,628 --> 01:13:01,395
- She was not a normal person
- like you or me.
- 1627
- 01:13:02,262 --> 01:13:03,726
- Sean, it's Stephanie...
- 1628
- 01:13:03,728 --> 01:13:05,525
- I thought about
- what you said.
- 1629
- 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:08,392
- You're right. These are
- just stages of grief.
- 1630
- 01:13:08,394 --> 01:13:10,725
- This experience has been
- so stressful for both of us,
- 1631
- 01:13:10,727 --> 01:13:12,326
- I'm gonna take
- a couple of days to myself.
- 1632
- 01:13:12,328 --> 01:13:13,691
- I'll have Sona
- pick up the boys,
- 1633
- 01:13:13,693 --> 01:13:14,958
- and they can stay
- at her house tonight.
- 1634
- 01:13:14,960 --> 01:13:16,892
- You should take
- some time, too.
- 1635
- 01:13:16,894 --> 01:13:18,325
- There's ham stew
- in the freezer.
- 1636
- 01:13:18,327 --> 01:13:19,492
- Five minutes
- in the microwave.
- 1637
- 01:13:19,494 --> 01:13:20,495
- Lots of love.
- 1638
- 01:13:21,294 --> 01:13:22,726
- (PEOPLE LAUGHING)
- 1639
- 01:13:22,728 --> 01:13:24,591
- MARYANNE: Yeah, we've been
- saving young souls
- 1640
- 01:13:24,593 --> 01:13:26,292
- going on 50 years now.
- 1641
- 01:13:26,294 --> 01:13:27,926
- Not Bobby and me personally.
- 1642
- 01:13:27,928 --> 01:13:29,791
- Well, it seems
- just perfect!
- 1643
- 01:13:29,793 --> 01:13:31,392
- And my son's
- practically a porpoise,
- 1644
- 01:13:31,394 --> 01:13:33,559
- so I know he's gonna love
- swimming in that pond.
- 1645
- 01:13:33,561 --> 01:13:34,658
- That's Squaw Lake!
- 1646
- 01:13:34,660 --> 01:13:37,458
- The kids all joke
- that it's holy water.
- 1647
- 01:13:37,460 --> 01:13:38,892
- (LAUGHS) Any fish
- you pull out of there
- 1648
- 01:13:38,894 --> 01:13:40,459
- is guaranteed
- to feed a multitude.
- 1649
- 01:13:40,461 --> 01:13:42,324
- - (ALL LAUGHING)
- - Oh! Oh. That's so funny.
- 1650
- 01:13:42,326 --> 01:13:43,558
- Yeah.
- 1651
- 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:47,292
- Um... Have you guys
- got any old photo albums
- 1652
- 01:13:47,294 --> 01:13:49,391
- or a yearbook
- I could look at?
- 1653
- 01:13:49,393 --> 01:13:50,891
- I always feel like
- there's no better review
- 1654
- 01:13:50,893 --> 01:13:52,791
- of a place than the faces
- of the campers.
- 1655
- 01:13:52,793 --> 01:13:55,292
- Oh, heck, yeah. We got a ton
- of 'em down in the basement.
- 1656
- 01:13:55,294 --> 01:13:56,628
- You'll see nothing
- but smiles.
- 1657
- 01:14:04,828 --> 01:14:06,295
- (SIGHS)
- 1658
- 01:14:20,361 --> 01:14:21,795
- Hope and Faith.
- 1659
- 01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:28,424
- STEPHANIE: Hi. I'm looking
- for the McLanden Foundation.
- 1660
- 01:14:28,426 --> 01:14:30,425
- Is this Margaret McLanden?
- 1661
- 01:14:30,427 --> 01:14:31,626
- MARGARET: Who's this?
- 1662
- 01:14:31,628 --> 01:14:34,758
- Yeah. Hi, there. My name's
- Maryanne Chelkowsky.
- 1663
- 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,325
- I'm the director
- of the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.
- 1664
- 01:14:37,327 --> 01:14:38,359
- What do you want?
- 1665
- 01:14:38,361 --> 01:14:41,025
- Well, we are putting together
- the 50th anniversary
- 1666
- 01:14:41,027 --> 01:14:42,625
- edition of our camp gazette.
- 1667
- 01:14:42,627 --> 01:14:44,591
- We're trying to track down
- some star alumni.
- 1668
- 01:14:44,593 --> 01:14:47,958
- Are you any relation to
- Hope and Faith McLanden?
- 1669
- 01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:50,291
- - BRUCE: Hello.
- - Bruce, it's that camp.
- 1670
- 01:14:50,293 --> 01:14:52,659
- The girls must have done
- something again and God...
- 1671
- 01:14:52,661 --> 01:14:53,926
- BRUCE: Girls are
- long gone, Mrs. M.
- 1672
- 01:14:53,928 --> 01:14:54,992
- You just go on back
- to your chair.
- 1673
- 01:14:54,994 --> 01:14:56,659
- MARGARET: But it's
- filthy there, Bruce.
- 1674
- 01:14:56,661 --> 01:14:57,758
- I've asked you a...
- 1675
- 01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:59,229
- - (LINE DISCONNECTS)
- - Gotcha.
- 1676
- 01:15:00,394 --> 01:15:02,261
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)
- 1677
- 01:15:28,693 --> 01:15:29,928
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1678
- 01:15:34,927 --> 01:15:36,761
- - (TRUCK DOOR CLOSES)
- - (ENGINE STARTING)
- 1679
- 01:15:42,561 --> 01:15:43,861
- (SIGHS)
- Take your time, Bruce.
- 1680
- 01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:47,427
- (THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)
- 1681
- 01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,194
- (KNOCKS ON DOOR)
- 1682
- 01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:01,528
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1683
- 01:16:06,027 --> 01:16:07,461
- Mrs. McLanden?
- 1684
- 01:16:09,294 --> 01:16:11,228
- Hi, I'm Gloria
- from the cleaning service.
- 1685
- 01:16:11,594 --> 01:16:12,691
- Who?
- 1686
- 01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:13,591
- Didn't Bruce tell you?
- 1687
- 01:16:13,593 --> 01:16:14,891
- I'm supposed to clean
- the entire place
- 1688
- 01:16:14,893 --> 01:16:15,959
- until you could eat
- 1689
- 01:16:15,961 --> 01:16:17,891
- a four-course meal
- off the floor.
- 1690
- 01:16:17,893 --> 01:16:19,325
- Did I get the date...
- 1691
- 01:16:19,327 --> 01:16:20,828
- Shoot!
- 1692
- 01:16:21,426 --> 01:16:22,695
- (DOOR OPENS)
- 1693
- 01:16:24,261 --> 01:16:26,228
- Start in my
- upstairs bathroom.
- 1694
- 01:16:31,995 --> 01:16:33,929
- (WHISPERS) It's not lying
- if I'm actually cleaning.
- 1695
- 01:16:51,661 --> 01:16:52,792
- MARGARET: Bruce!
- 1696
- 01:16:52,794 --> 01:16:54,195
- The fire's dying!
- 1697
- 01:16:55,694 --> 01:16:56,862
- Bruce!
- 1698
- 01:17:08,793 --> 01:17:11,359
- - (MUSIC PLAYING)
- - (CAT MEOWS)
- 1699
- 01:17:11,361 --> 01:17:13,424
- I couldn't help
- noticing that
- 1700
- 01:17:13,426 --> 01:17:14,961
- lovely picture
- of your daughters.
- 1701
- 01:17:17,360 --> 01:17:18,726
- Where's Bruce?
- 1702
- 01:17:18,728 --> 01:17:19,958
- - Bruce!
- - Oh, um...
- 1703
- 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,260
- Bruce had to
- go out. Um...
- 1704
- 01:17:22,627 --> 01:17:23,794
- So,
- 1705
- 01:17:24,728 --> 01:17:26,025
- your daughter, Faith...
- 1706
- 01:17:26,027 --> 01:17:27,625
- She had some trouble,
- I gather?
- 1707
- 01:17:27,627 --> 01:17:28,792
- Troubles!
- 1708
- 01:17:28,794 --> 01:17:30,492
- (SCOFFS)
- 1709
- 01:17:30,494 --> 01:17:32,562
- Troubles would've
- been a vacation.
- 1710
- 01:17:33,995 --> 01:17:36,892
- That child
- came straight from hell.
- 1711
- 01:17:36,894 --> 01:17:39,725
- That's a very strong
- statement for a mother.
- 1712
- 01:17:39,727 --> 01:17:41,292
- Are you a mother?
- 1713
- 01:17:41,294 --> 01:17:44,725
- Yes. I love
- every minute of it.
- 1714
- 01:17:44,727 --> 01:17:46,491
- Aww. (CHUCKLES)
- 1715
- 01:17:46,493 --> 01:17:47,727
- Then you must have
- brain damage.
- 1716
- 01:17:48,561 --> 01:17:50,424
- It's a thankless business.
- 1717
- 01:17:50,426 --> 01:17:53,558
- And some children
- are just born rotten.
- 1718
- 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,792
- They don't need a parent.
- They need an exorcist.
- 1719
- 01:17:56,794 --> 01:17:58,895
- My husband
- understood that.
- 1720
- 01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:03,026
- Now, wait.
- Don't tell Bruce!
- 1721
- 01:18:03,028 --> 01:18:04,993
- - No.
- - Bingo! (LAUGHS)
- 1722
- 01:18:04,995 --> 01:18:07,828
- It's unseemly,
- the way that man polices me.
- 1723
- 01:18:08,661 --> 01:18:10,025
- Would you like
- some sherry?
- 1724
- 01:18:10,027 --> 01:18:11,959
- Oh, no, thank you.
- You're very sweet.
- 1725
- 01:18:11,961 --> 01:18:14,259
- Wait, that's... (SNIFFS)
- 1726
- 01:18:14,261 --> 01:18:16,992
- That's not sherry.
- That's the gin.
- 1727
- 01:18:16,994 --> 01:18:18,324
- Where's the sherry?
- 1728
- 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:20,026
- Must be behind
- the Sylvia Plath.
- 1729
- 01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:21,694
- What ever happened
- to Faith?
- 1730
- 01:18:22,527 --> 01:18:23,891
- Oh, everything. Everything.
- 1731
- 01:18:23,893 --> 01:18:27,559
- We spent so much money
- on her rehab.
- 1732
- 01:18:27,561 --> 01:18:29,858
- Hope tried to help
- take care of her
- 1733
- 01:18:29,860 --> 01:18:33,291
- and get her off that stuff.
- 1734
- 01:18:33,293 --> 01:18:36,458
- Of course, Hope's a born
- liar with terrible posture.
- 1735
- 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,791
- Uh, Mrs. McLanden?
- 1736
- 01:18:37,793 --> 01:18:41,360
- Do you know the person
- in this photograph?
- 1737
- 01:18:44,260 --> 01:18:46,826
- That's Faith.
- That's Faith!
- 1738
- 01:18:46,828 --> 01:18:48,691
- Now, why're you...
- Did she send you?
- 1739
- 01:18:48,693 --> 01:18:50,692
- - No, I'm not even sure...
- - Are you the police?
- 1740
- 01:18:50,694 --> 01:18:51,892
- No, I'm just ask...
- 1741
- 01:18:51,894 --> 01:18:53,626
- I have told you people
- a thousand times.
- 1742
- 01:18:53,628 --> 01:18:57,325
- My memory is not good anymore.
- It will not stand up in court.
- 1743
- 01:18:57,327 --> 01:18:58,591
- The night of that fire,
- 1744
- 01:18:58,593 --> 01:19:00,591
- my husband and I
- were estranged.
- 1745
- 01:19:00,593 --> 01:19:02,292
- We lived in separate wings
- of the house.
- 1746
- 01:19:02,294 --> 01:19:05,025
- The fire that burned down
- the west wing?
- 1747
- 01:19:05,027 --> 01:19:06,694
- Are you an insurance agent?
- 1748
- 01:19:07,526 --> 01:19:08,759
- Yes.
- 1749
- 01:19:08,761 --> 01:19:10,459
- Oh! (LAUGHS)
- 1750
- 01:19:10,461 --> 01:19:13,459
- Oh, good! Oh, good, good.
- 1751
- 01:19:13,461 --> 01:19:14,691
- Oh, Bruce and I
- have been waiting
- 1752
- 01:19:14,693 --> 01:19:16,258
- for the insurance money.
- 1753
- 01:19:16,260 --> 01:19:19,726
- Of course, you assholes
- had that clause about arson.
- 1754
- 01:19:19,728 --> 01:19:21,992
- - Arson. Yeah.
- - Vultures.
- 1755
- 01:19:21,994 --> 01:19:23,925
- Here's to being house poor!
- 1756
- 01:19:23,927 --> 01:19:26,259
- You ain't supposed
- to be drinking, Mrs. M.
- 1757
- 01:19:26,261 --> 01:19:27,525
- - Who are you?
- - Well, uh...
- 1758
- 01:19:27,527 --> 01:19:30,524
- Thank you so much
- for your time, Mrs. McLanden.
- 1759
- 01:19:30,526 --> 01:19:33,025
- I will get you that
- faux Givenchy suit in ivory
- 1760
- 01:19:33,027 --> 01:19:35,392
- and the scarf in taupe.
- 1761
- 01:19:35,394 --> 01:19:37,892
- I will put a rush on it!
- Thank you for your order!
- 1762
- 01:19:37,894 --> 01:19:39,695
- - Shit. Okay.
- - (ENGINE STARTING)
- 1763
- 01:20:00,561 --> 01:20:01,594
- (GASPS)
- 1764
- 01:20:16,694 --> 01:20:18,295
- Where do you think
- you're going?
- 1765
- 01:20:18,994 --> 01:20:20,291
- Uh...
- 1766
- 01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,594
- I wanted to order
- the navy blazer.
- 1767
- 01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:25,260
- Extra large.
- 1768
- 01:20:25,793 --> 01:20:26,795
- Great.
- 1769
- 01:20:29,926 --> 01:20:31,627
- (SIGHS)
- 1770
- 01:20:32,628 --> 01:20:33,791
- Hello.
- 1771
- 01:20:33,793 --> 01:20:35,258
- What do you want, cupcake?
- 1772
- 01:20:35,260 --> 01:20:37,559
- I'm looking for
- all the Wayne County
- 1773
- 01:20:37,561 --> 01:20:38,658
- arson-related news items
- 1774
- 01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:39,893
- for the last 20 years.
- 1775
- 01:20:49,527 --> 01:20:51,591
- Hi, moms, Stephanie here.
- 1776
- 01:20:51,593 --> 01:20:53,925
- I'm coming to you
- from Michigan.
- 1777
- 01:20:53,927 --> 01:20:56,494
- Special on-the-road edition.
- 1778
- 01:20:58,628 --> 01:21:00,325
- As many of you know,
- 1779
- 01:21:00,327 --> 01:21:01,826
- I was struggling
- to find closure
- 1780
- 01:21:01,828 --> 01:21:03,992
- surrounding the death
- of my best friend.
- 1781
- 01:21:03,994 --> 01:21:06,726
- So I drove up to the lake
- where she drowned
- 1782
- 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:10,625
- to see if I could
- dredge something up.
- 1783
- 01:21:10,627 --> 01:21:12,024
- Oh, shit.
- 1784
- 01:21:12,026 --> 01:21:12,891
- Well, it turns out
- 1785
- 01:21:12,893 --> 01:21:15,459
- this is the site
- of many a canoe race
- 1786
- 01:21:15,461 --> 01:21:17,391
- at the Squaw Lake Bible Camp.
- 1787
- 01:21:17,393 --> 01:21:19,758
- I had to dig through
- a bunch of camp journals,
- 1788
- 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:23,558
- and I found
- a photo of Emily,
- 1789
- 01:21:23,560 --> 01:21:25,858
- whose middle name is Claudia.
- 1790
- 01:21:25,860 --> 01:21:27,325
- Not pretty
- I didn't know that.
- 1791
- 01:21:27,327 --> 01:21:30,725
- You crazy fucking bitch.
- 1792
- 01:21:30,727 --> 01:21:32,924
- It's like looking at
- an angel, isn't it, moms?
- 1793
- 01:21:32,926 --> 01:21:34,691
- Brotherfucker.
- 1794
- 01:21:34,693 --> 01:21:36,725
- And it gave me
- the closure I needed.
- 1795
- 01:21:36,727 --> 01:21:38,992
- I feel closer to Emily
- than I've ever felt.
- 1796
- 01:21:38,994 --> 01:21:40,924
- Almost like a twin.
- 1797
- 01:21:40,926 --> 01:21:42,694
- Emily, wherever you are,
- 1798
- 01:21:44,526 --> 01:21:47,195
- I hope that
- you're listening.
- 1799
- 01:21:48,326 --> 01:21:49,794
- And you gotta have faith.
- 1800
- 01:21:51,493 --> 01:21:53,927
- - Brotherfucker!
- - (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1801
- 01:21:55,661 --> 01:21:56,762
- (GRUNTS)
- 1802
- 01:22:04,027 --> 01:22:05,726
- ♪ Things that we need
- 1803
- 01:22:05,728 --> 01:22:07,325
- ♪ Money, clothes,
- Weed, indeed
- 1804
- 01:22:07,327 --> 01:22:09,592
- ♪ Hats, food, booze
- Essentials, credentials
- 1805
- 01:22:09,594 --> 01:22:11,957
- ♪ Code of the streets
- Owners who creep
- 1806
- 01:22:11,959 --> 01:22:14,391
- ♪ Slow when you sleep
- Holdin' the heat
- 1807
- 01:22:14,393 --> 01:22:16,725
- ♪ Put holes in your jeep
- Respect the streets
- 1808
- 01:22:16,727 --> 01:22:20,194
- ♪ It's the L-I-L-F-A-M-E ♪
- 1809
- 01:22:20,892 --> 01:22:22,891
- Mom's home!
- 1810
- 01:22:22,893 --> 01:22:24,791
- Oh, Smoochie-smooch?
- 1811
- 01:22:24,793 --> 01:22:25,725
- (GASPS) Oh, my goodness!
- 1812
- 01:22:25,727 --> 01:22:27,562
- - Smooch, I missed you so much!
- - (KISSES)
- 1813
- 01:22:28,260 --> 01:22:29,225
- Where were you?
- 1814
- 01:22:29,227 --> 01:22:31,691
- And why did we have to sleep
- at Hector's house?
- 1815
- 01:22:31,693 --> 01:22:32,925
- He pees the bed!
- 1816
- 01:22:32,927 --> 01:22:34,924
- Oh! Hector's the worst!
- 1817
- 01:22:34,926 --> 01:22:36,394
- They could've stayed
- with me, you know.
- 1818
- 01:22:37,994 --> 01:22:39,857
- I thought we all
- needed a breather.
- 1819
- 01:22:39,859 --> 01:22:41,527
- Now I feel like
- a million bucks.
- 1820
- 01:22:41,927 --> 01:22:43,361
- Maybe even four.
- 1821
- 01:22:44,027 --> 01:22:45,728
- (DIALING CELL PHONE)
- 1822
- 01:22:46,561 --> 01:22:48,459
- Hi, my name's Beth.
- 1823
- 01:22:48,461 --> 01:22:50,525
- I'm calling on behalf of
- my boss, Sean Townsend,
- 1824
- 01:22:50,527 --> 01:22:52,591
- about his wife,
- Emily Nelson's policy.
- 1825
- 01:22:52,593 --> 01:22:58,459
- The number is CT7602258001.
- 1826
- 01:22:58,461 --> 01:22:59,525
- Can you tell me the name
- of the agent
- 1827
- 01:22:59,527 --> 01:23:00,724
- who handles
- that account, please?
- 1828
- 01:23:00,726 --> 01:23:02,857
- Dear Miss Prager,
- my name is Bruce Hargrave.
- 1829
- 01:23:02,859 --> 01:23:04,591
- I'm writing to you about
- a case you're handling
- 1830
- 01:23:04,593 --> 01:23:06,659
- for Emily Nelson,
- recently deceased.
- 1831
- 01:23:06,661 --> 01:23:07,726
- I have been the caretaker
- 1832
- 01:23:07,728 --> 01:23:09,591
- of her family estate
- for many years.
- 1833
- 01:23:09,593 --> 01:23:10,857
- What I have to say
- will sound crazy,
- 1834
- 01:23:10,859 --> 01:23:13,024
- but years ago, my employer
- died in a house fire.
- 1835
- 01:23:13,026 --> 01:23:14,857
- His teen daughters,
- Hope and Faith McLanden,
- 1836
- 01:23:14,859 --> 01:23:16,391
- disappeared without a trace.
- 1837
- 01:23:16,393 --> 01:23:17,492
- I'm attaching an old photo.
- 1838
- 01:23:17,494 --> 01:23:18,890
- Hi, this is Sean Townsend.
- 1839
- 01:23:18,892 --> 01:23:20,428
- I was meant to meet
- Billy Kent for lunch.
- 1840
- 01:23:21,994 --> 01:23:23,524
- What do you mean?
- 1841
- 01:23:23,526 --> 01:23:25,760
- You guys called two days
- ago to organize this.
- 1842
- 01:23:30,027 --> 01:23:31,692
- No, never mind.
- 1843
- 01:23:31,694 --> 01:23:32,827
- I'll call him back.
- 1844
- 01:23:33,627 --> 01:23:34,627
- Boo.
- 1845
- 01:23:40,294 --> 01:23:41,524
- Oh, come on,
- you dumb shit.
- 1846
- 01:23:41,526 --> 01:23:42,659
- We've spent
- every anniversary here.
- 1847
- 01:23:42,661 --> 01:23:43,960
- How could you not
- put it together?
- 1848
- 01:23:44,494 --> 01:23:45,958
- Emily, why?
- 1849
- 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:47,691
- I have four million
- reasons why.
- 1850
- 01:23:47,693 --> 01:23:49,524
- How could you
- do this to Nicky?
- 1851
- 01:23:49,526 --> 01:23:50,825
- I did this for Nicky.
- 1852
- 01:23:50,827 --> 01:23:53,024
- I hated that job.
- I never got to see him.
- 1853
- 01:23:53,026 --> 01:23:54,758
- It's not like we could
- live off your faculty buffet
- 1854
- 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:56,791
- the rest of our lives,
- could we?
- 1855
- 01:23:56,793 --> 01:23:58,559
- I grieved your death.
- 1856
- 01:23:58,561 --> 01:24:00,558
- I understand.
- 1857
- 01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:02,458
- You're not alone.
- They say that
- 1858
- 01:24:02,460 --> 01:24:04,625
- 90% of people
- who lose their spouse
- 1859
- 01:24:04,627 --> 01:24:06,724
- end up sleeping with
- their spouse's best friend
- 1860
- 01:24:06,726 --> 01:24:08,325
- after their funeral,
- actually.
- 1861
- 01:24:08,327 --> 01:24:09,291
- Really?
- 1862
- 01:24:09,293 --> 01:24:12,626
- No, I just made that up,
- you fucking dick.
- 1863
- 01:24:12,628 --> 01:24:14,258
- That's how you grieve?
- 1864
- 01:24:14,260 --> 01:24:15,957
- Balls deep
- in my best friend?
- 1865
- 01:24:15,959 --> 01:24:16,991
- You could've
- told me something.
- 1866
- 01:24:16,993 --> 01:24:19,292
- Except you can't keep
- a secret, even in the dark.
- 1867
- 01:24:19,294 --> 01:24:21,628
- - Anything.
- - You almost ruined everything.
- 1868
- 01:24:23,594 --> 01:24:25,291
- I had to lay low
- until the insurance money
- 1869
- 01:24:25,293 --> 01:24:26,226
- came through.
- 1870
- 01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:28,992
- And so why didn't you stay low?
- Hmm?
- 1871
- 01:24:28,994 --> 01:24:31,392
- Instead, you
- terrorized our son.
- 1872
- 01:24:31,394 --> 01:24:32,359
- I didn't terrorize him.
- 1873
- 01:24:32,361 --> 01:24:33,757
- You made me think
- that he had gone insane
- 1874
- 01:24:33,759 --> 01:24:35,625
- as well as Stephanie.
- 1875
- 01:24:35,627 --> 01:24:37,525
- I missed him too much.
- 1876
- 01:24:37,527 --> 01:24:38,794
- He's my little dude.
- 1877
- 01:24:39,893 --> 01:24:41,461
- You know how much
- I love that kid.
- 1878
- 01:24:42,628 --> 01:24:43,691
- (EMILY SIGHS)
- 1879
- 01:24:43,693 --> 01:24:45,325
- Well, the clock
- is ticking now.
- 1880
- 01:24:45,327 --> 01:24:47,524
- Nancy Drew knows too much.
- 1881
- 01:24:47,526 --> 01:24:49,491
- If she fucks up my insurance
- money coming through,
- 1882
- 01:24:49,493 --> 01:24:50,957
- I'm taking you
- down with me.
- 1883
- 01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:52,559
- You're taking me
- down with you?
- 1884
- 01:24:52,561 --> 01:24:53,991
- Well, of course,
- this was all your plan.
- 1885
- 01:24:53,993 --> 01:24:55,425
- My plan?
- 1886
- 01:24:55,427 --> 01:24:56,790
- I had nothing
- to do with it...
- 1887
- 01:24:56,792 --> 01:24:57,991
- Why are you
- playing dumb now?
- 1888
- 01:24:57,993 --> 01:24:59,658
- ...you twisted
- fucking psycho.
- 1889
- 01:24:59,660 --> 01:25:00,827
- - I don't know where...
- - (GUN COCKS)
- 1890
- 01:25:03,660 --> 01:25:05,527
- What were you saying about
- me being a fucking psycho?
- 1891
- 01:25:06,827 --> 01:25:08,391
- Do you love her?
- 1892
- 01:25:08,393 --> 01:25:10,559
- No. It was just sex.
- 1893
- 01:25:10,561 --> 01:25:13,328
- Did you think of me
- when you were fucking her?
- 1894
- 01:25:13,593 --> 01:25:14,594
- Yes.
- 1895
- 01:25:17,427 --> 01:25:19,024
- Do you love me
- or not, baby?
- 1896
- 01:25:19,026 --> 01:25:20,725
- Of course I do.
- 1897
- 01:25:20,727 --> 01:25:22,492
- She doesn't mean
- a thing to me.
- 1898
- 01:25:22,494 --> 01:25:23,724
- Good.
- 1899
- 01:25:23,726 --> 01:25:25,824
- (GUN CLICKS)
- 1900
- 01:25:25,826 --> 01:25:27,657
- - (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- - Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
- 1901
- 01:25:27,659 --> 01:25:28,857
- I forgot to load it.
- 1902
- 01:25:28,859 --> 01:25:30,525
- Fuck. Oh, God.
- 1903
- 01:25:30,527 --> 01:25:32,625
- Can you imagine
- if I would've, though?
- 1904
- 01:25:32,627 --> 01:25:33,790
- What a mess.
- 1905
- 01:25:33,792 --> 01:25:35,625
- Emily, you're crazy.
- 1906
- 01:25:35,627 --> 01:25:37,958
- Hey, it's pretty
- simple. You know?
- 1907
- 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,861
- It's your choice.
- Her or me?
- 1908
- 01:25:40,726 --> 01:25:41,927
- It's not that hard.
- 1909
- 01:25:43,860 --> 01:25:44,861
- Hey.
- 1910
- 01:25:45,427 --> 01:25:46,758
- Stop it.
- 1911
- 01:25:46,760 --> 01:25:48,890
- You love this.
- 1912
- 01:25:48,892 --> 01:25:51,260
- Meet me in the bathroom
- in 20 seconds.
- 1913
- 01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:54,527
- Knock twice.
- 1914
- 01:26:04,327 --> 01:26:06,461
- (WOMEN CHATTERING)
- 1915
- 01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:09,358
- STEPHANIE:
- There he is now.
- 1916
- 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:12,724
- Mr. Townsend, Isabel Prager,
- Addison First Insurance.
- 1917
- 01:26:12,726 --> 01:26:14,424
- I'm investigating
- the death benefit claim
- 1918
- 01:26:14,426 --> 01:26:15,694
- for your late wife.
- 1919
- 01:26:19,294 --> 01:26:20,295
- Sean,
- 1920
- 01:26:21,494 --> 01:26:23,395
- did you know that
- Emily had a twin?
- 1921
- 01:26:26,026 --> 01:26:27,557
- No, but...
- 1922
- 01:26:27,559 --> 01:26:29,359
- Well, I hate
- to even say this,
- 1923
- 01:26:29,361 --> 01:26:30,825
- but it means
- the body in the lake
- 1924
- 01:26:30,827 --> 01:26:32,757
- could be this sister.
- 1925
- 01:26:32,759 --> 01:26:34,458
- ISABEL: It could explain
- the DNA match.
- 1926
- 01:26:34,460 --> 01:26:35,558
- And if that's the case,
- 1927
- 01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:37,794
- then where is Emily?
- 1928
- 01:26:42,393 --> 01:26:45,025
- If my wife was still alive,
- she'd come home.
- 1929
- 01:26:45,027 --> 01:26:46,228
- She'd wanna see her son.
- 1930
- 01:26:48,760 --> 01:26:50,025
- I'm not a cop,
- 1931
- 01:26:50,027 --> 01:26:51,858
- and I'm definitely
- no therapist,
- 1932
- 01:26:51,860 --> 01:26:54,358
- I'm just an insurance guy.
- (INHALES)
- 1933
- 01:26:54,360 --> 01:26:57,392
- But this is an incredibly
- interesting case.
- 1934
- 01:26:57,394 --> 01:26:59,624
- This is just bananas,
- isn't it?
- 1935
- 01:26:59,626 --> 01:27:01,458
- - Yeah.
- - ISABEL: I will say,
- 1936
- 01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,857
- it's unusual
- 1937
- 01:27:02,859 --> 01:27:04,658
- to live with someone
- as husband and wife
- 1938
- 01:27:04,660 --> 01:27:05,925
- and not know
- that they have a twin.
- 1939
- 01:27:05,927 --> 01:27:07,891
- She was a very
- private person.
- 1940
- 01:27:07,893 --> 01:27:10,991
- Well, hey,
- we all have our secrets.
- 1941
- 01:27:10,993 --> 01:27:13,324
- - (LAUGHS)
- - (CHUCKLES)
- 1942
- 01:27:13,326 --> 01:27:14,791
- But, as I'm sure
- you can understand,
- 1943
- 01:27:14,793 --> 01:27:16,325
- with a payment of this size,
- 1944
- 01:27:16,327 --> 01:27:18,391
- we'll have to continue
- this claims investigation.
- 1945
- 01:27:18,393 --> 01:27:19,491
- Of course.
- 1946
- 01:27:19,493 --> 01:27:21,591
- And, by law,
- give all our findings
- 1947
- 01:27:21,593 --> 01:27:22,791
- to the authorities.
- 1948
- 01:27:22,793 --> 01:27:24,558
- Of course,
- anything you need.
- 1949
- 01:27:24,560 --> 01:27:26,690
- I just hope that my wife
- is still alive.
- 1950
- 01:27:26,692 --> 01:27:27,694
- I want her back.
- 1951
- 01:27:31,860 --> 01:27:33,491
- Okey-dokey, then.
- 1952
- 01:27:33,493 --> 01:27:35,490
- Obviously, if you
- do hear from her...
- 1953
- 01:27:35,492 --> 01:27:37,259
- - You'll be the first to know.
- - Thank you so much!
- 1954
- 01:27:37,261 --> 01:27:39,295
- Okay, thank you.
- Thanks for the coffee.
- 1955
- 01:27:40,727 --> 01:27:41,825
- Bye-bye.
- 1956
- 01:27:41,827 --> 01:27:42,827
- - Thank you so much again.
- - Thanks.
- 1957
- 01:27:44,426 --> 01:27:45,791
- You knew that
- she had a twin.
- 1958
- 01:27:45,793 --> 01:27:46,991
- Did I?
- 1959
- 01:27:46,993 --> 01:27:48,725
- Why didn't you?
- 1960
- 01:27:48,727 --> 01:27:49,992
- You knew
- and you didn't tell me.
- 1961
- 01:27:49,994 --> 01:27:51,195
- Sean, (SCOFFS)
- 1962
- 01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:53,460
- you sound crazy.
- 1963
- 01:27:54,892 --> 01:27:56,228
- Take a Xanax.
- 1964
- 01:27:56,792 --> 01:27:58,690
- Take two.
- 1965
- 01:27:58,692 --> 01:28:00,557
- Hi, moms. Stephanie here.
- 1966
- 01:28:00,559 --> 01:28:02,992
- Today, we're talking about
- tombstone tributes.
- 1967
- 01:28:02,994 --> 01:28:04,590
- I want to thank Helen
- from Missoula, Montana,
- 1968
- 01:28:04,592 --> 01:28:05,725
- for the suggestions.
- 1969
- 01:28:05,727 --> 01:28:07,890
- For thinking outside the box.
- 1970
- 01:28:07,892 --> 01:28:11,490
- You know, it doesn't have
- to just be flowers anymore.
- 1971
- 01:28:11,492 --> 01:28:16,890
- I think any item that sparks
- a fond memory is perfect.
- 1972
- 01:28:16,892 --> 01:28:19,557
- Emily's favorite treat
- was a dry gin martini
- 1973
- 01:28:19,559 --> 01:28:20,824
- in the late afternoon.
- 1974
- 01:28:20,826 --> 01:28:23,825
- I'm gonna make a couple
- just like Emily used to.
- 1975
- 01:28:23,827 --> 01:28:26,457
- Frozen gin, frozen glass,
- 1976
- 01:28:26,459 --> 01:28:28,359
- generous twist.
- 1977
- 01:28:28,361 --> 01:28:30,294
- I'm gonna head out there
- a little later today.
- 1978
- 01:28:31,394 --> 01:28:32,861
- Have a toast on her grave.
- 1979
- 01:28:37,492 --> 01:28:39,395
- Nice, big twist.
- I taught you well.
- 1980
- 01:28:40,293 --> 01:28:41,727
- Student's become
- the master.
- 1981
- 01:28:42,393 --> 01:28:44,426
- Ooh, wisdom.
- 1982
- 01:28:45,760 --> 01:28:47,690
- Hey, give me that.
- 1983
- 01:28:47,692 --> 01:28:49,259
- I don't know
- what tricks you have
- 1984
- 01:28:49,261 --> 01:28:51,359
- up those new
- sleeves of yours.
- 1985
- 01:28:51,361 --> 01:28:52,992
- You think
- I poisoned both drinks?
- 1986
- 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:54,328
- That's not my style.
- 1987
- 01:28:54,893 --> 01:28:56,594
- I don't even eat gluten.
- 1988
- 01:28:59,727 --> 01:29:01,328
- - Want another?
- - Please.
- 1989
- 01:29:02,827 --> 01:29:03,991
- First, tell me why
- 1990
- 01:29:03,993 --> 01:29:05,658
- you killed your father
- and sister.
- 1991
- 01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:07,259
- Okay, why don't we
- first talk about
- 1992
- 01:29:07,261 --> 01:29:08,624
- your son's real father?
- 1993
- 01:29:08,626 --> 01:29:11,424
- Oh! Emily,
- I hold all the cards here.
- 1994
- 01:29:11,426 --> 01:29:12,891
- I wanna know
- about your twin, Faith.
- 1995
- 01:29:12,893 --> 01:29:14,025
- I'm not a twin.
- 1996
- 01:29:14,027 --> 01:29:15,857
- Great, I know that you are.
- 1997
- 01:29:15,859 --> 01:29:17,524
- We were triplets.
- 1998
- 01:29:17,526 --> 01:29:19,791
- Faith, Hope, and Charity.
- Charity was stillborn.
- 1999
- 01:29:19,793 --> 01:29:20,891
- Mom thought we offed her
- 2000
- 01:29:20,893 --> 01:29:21,958
- - in the womb.
- - Hmm.
- 2001
- 01:29:21,960 --> 01:29:23,890
- Dad believed her.
- 2002
- 01:29:23,892 --> 01:29:25,793
- She's quite a woman,
- your mother.
- 2003
- 01:29:26,927 --> 01:29:28,558
- I had a nice afternoon
- with Mags.
- 2004
- 01:29:28,560 --> 01:29:30,423
- You met my mother?
- 2005
- 01:29:30,425 --> 01:29:32,523
- She likes her martinis
- even stronger than yours.
- 2006
- 01:29:32,525 --> 01:29:35,258
- We had a little walk
- down memory lane.
- 2007
- 01:29:35,260 --> 01:29:36,992
- She's a cold woman, Em.
- 2008
- 01:29:36,994 --> 01:29:39,891
- Bet you couldn't do
- anything right in her eyes.
- 2009
- 01:29:39,893 --> 01:29:42,259
- It was probably Faith's
- idea to set the fire.
- 2010
- 01:29:42,261 --> 01:29:43,924
- But then, all the bad ideas
- were Faith's, weren't they?
- 2011
- 01:29:43,926 --> 01:29:45,957
- - You don't know anything.
- - Sure I do.
- 2012
- 01:29:45,959 --> 01:29:47,590
- And I get it.
- 2013
- 01:29:47,592 --> 01:29:49,457
- You're 16.
- 2014
- 01:29:49,459 --> 01:29:51,960
- It's that age
- where you feel so trapped.
- 2015
- 01:29:53,559 --> 01:29:56,294
- Then, if your mother always
- had the biting comment...
- 2016
- 01:30:02,626 --> 01:30:04,657
- - Faith, it's over. Let's go!
- - Dad! Dad!
- 2017
- 01:30:04,659 --> 01:30:06,891
- - Dad! Don't touch me!
- - It's not my fault!
- 2018
- 01:30:06,893 --> 01:30:08,992
- ...I'm guessing your father
- was more direct.
- 2019
- 01:30:08,994 --> 01:30:10,924
- - (PUNCHING)
- - MR. McLANDEN: Whore!
- 2020
- 01:30:10,926 --> 01:30:12,992
- - Never again!
- - Stop!
- 2021
- 01:30:12,994 --> 01:30:15,761
- That's when you and Faith learned
- to hit the reset button, right?
- 2022
- 01:30:17,627 --> 01:30:18,758
- Burn, baby, burn.
- 2023
- 01:30:18,760 --> 01:30:21,393
- - (FIRE ROARING)
- - (MR. MCLANDEN SCREAMING)
- 2024
- 01:30:27,359 --> 01:30:28,591
- Why'd you leave each other?
- 2025
- 01:30:28,593 --> 01:30:31,657
- Well, we couldn't stay
- together after the fire.
- 2026
- 01:30:31,659 --> 01:30:33,690
- The cops were looking for
- the big blonde arson twins.
- 2027
- 01:30:33,692 --> 01:30:35,394
- We were a walking sideshow.
- 2028
- 01:30:36,560 --> 01:30:38,824
- (ECHOING) Fuck off!
- 2029
- 01:30:38,826 --> 01:30:41,490
- We had to say goodbye,
- so we did it with tattoos.
- 2030
- 01:30:41,492 --> 01:30:44,426
- Flames, and a little
- something for Charity.
- 2031
- 01:30:49,592 --> 01:30:51,358
- We split up
- in Corpus Christi.
- 2032
- 01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:52,491
- She was gonna head
- south to Mexico,
- 2033
- 01:30:52,493 --> 01:30:54,458
- I was gonna go north.
- 2034
- 01:30:54,460 --> 01:30:55,624
- We set a time
- and place to meet
- 2035
- 01:30:55,626 --> 01:30:57,426
- after the smoke cleared.
- 2036
- 01:30:58,525 --> 01:31:01,025
- But then,
- she never showed up.
- 2037
- 01:31:01,027 --> 01:31:03,460
- I was worried sick.
- I waited for days.
- 2038
- 01:31:04,260 --> 01:31:05,757
- But nothing.
- 2039
- 01:31:05,759 --> 01:31:07,324
- I thought maybe
- this is my opportunity
- 2040
- 01:31:07,326 --> 01:31:08,458
- to do it on my own.
- 2041
- 01:31:08,460 --> 01:31:09,757
- She was always getting me
- into trouble.
- 2042
- 01:31:09,759 --> 01:31:10,925
- So I bought a one-way
- ticket to New York
- 2043
- 01:31:10,927 --> 01:31:12,324
- and never looked back.
- 2044
- 01:31:12,326 --> 01:31:13,423
- Did you miss her?
- 2045
- 01:31:13,425 --> 01:31:14,490
- Of course I missed her.
- 2046
- 01:31:14,492 --> 01:31:15,992
- I wasn't whole without her.
- 2047
- 01:31:15,994 --> 01:31:17,891
- But I couldn't go on like
- that, I had to survive.
- 2048
- 01:31:17,893 --> 01:31:18,791
- And it worked.
- 2049
- 01:31:18,793 --> 01:31:20,924
- Yeah, my life in New York
- fell into place.
- 2050
- 01:31:20,926 --> 01:31:23,757
- I got a job,
- worked my way up.
- 2051
- 01:31:23,759 --> 01:31:25,493
- I met the perfect man.
- 2052
- 01:31:26,460 --> 01:31:28,323
- Oh, you know
- that part, though.
- 2053
- 01:31:28,325 --> 01:31:29,758
- Then your sister calls.
- 2054
- 01:31:29,760 --> 01:31:30,991
- Fucking Facebook.
- 2055
- 01:31:30,993 --> 01:31:33,323
- - You had to see her.
- - Yeah, of course I did.
- 2056
- 01:31:33,325 --> 01:31:36,524
- So you fabricate
- this trip to Miami,
- 2057
- 01:31:36,526 --> 01:31:37,824
- meet up at the old camp.
- 2058
- 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:39,727
- Camp bunk four,
- it was our happy place.
- 2059
- 01:31:42,360 --> 01:31:44,794
- It was the only place we could
- escape our dad, really.
- 2060
- 01:31:53,492 --> 01:31:54,992
- STEPHANIE:
- Must've been shocking
- 2061
- 01:31:54,994 --> 01:31:56,761
- to see her
- after all those years.
- 2062
- 01:31:58,526 --> 01:32:01,391
- EMILY: Yeah, it was like
- looking in the mirror.
- 2063
- 01:32:01,393 --> 01:32:03,890
- Except at the sick life
- she chose over me.
- 2064
- 01:32:03,892 --> 01:32:05,491
- STEPHANIE: What did she want?
- 2065
- 01:32:05,493 --> 01:32:06,494
- EMILY: Everything.
- 2066
- 01:32:08,793 --> 01:32:10,391
- Just gonna stand there?
- 2067
- 01:32:10,393 --> 01:32:11,490
- (FAITH SCOFFS)
- 2068
- 01:32:11,492 --> 01:32:12,925
- You gotta have Faith.
- 2069
- 01:32:12,927 --> 01:32:15,324
- I don't hear from you
- for 14 years,
- 2070
- 01:32:15,326 --> 01:32:17,025
- and now, here you are?
- 2071
- 01:32:17,027 --> 01:32:18,491
- I'm out of cash.
- 2072
- 01:32:18,493 --> 01:32:19,494
- Shocking.
- 2073
- 01:32:20,826 --> 01:32:22,493
- The fuck did you say?
- 2074
- 01:32:25,393 --> 01:32:26,457
- Nothing.
- 2075
- 01:32:26,459 --> 01:32:28,391
- Get away
- with it this time.
- 2076
- 01:32:28,393 --> 01:32:29,857
- Okay, so, um...
- 2077
- 01:32:29,859 --> 01:32:31,424
- - Now what?
- - I don't know.
- 2078
- 01:32:31,426 --> 01:32:32,691
- I didn't know
- where to go.
- 2079
- 01:32:32,693 --> 01:32:34,690
- When I call,
- you act like a stranger.
- 2080
- 01:32:34,692 --> 01:32:36,558
- Won't even let me
- come meet your family.
- 2081
- 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,423
- What am I supposed
- to say to them?
- 2082
- 01:32:38,425 --> 01:32:39,427
- The truth?
- 2083
- 01:32:40,026 --> 01:32:42,290
- Well, you may as well now
- 2084
- 01:32:42,292 --> 01:32:44,390
- because I'm about
- to tell the cops.
- 2085
- 01:32:44,392 --> 01:32:45,491
- You're what?
- 2086
- 01:32:45,493 --> 01:32:47,891
- I don't know
- what else to do.
- 2087
- 01:32:47,893 --> 01:32:49,523
- I don't have anything,
- 2088
- 01:32:49,525 --> 01:32:51,658
- so I don't really have
- anything to lose.
- 2089
- 01:32:51,660 --> 01:32:53,523
- I'm gonna go tell them
- everything we did.
- 2090
- 01:32:53,525 --> 01:32:55,391
- And then we'll
- go down together.
- 2091
- 01:32:55,393 --> 01:32:56,524
- We can be together again.
- 2092
- 01:32:56,526 --> 01:32:58,323
- I have a little boy now.
- 2093
- 01:32:58,325 --> 01:33:00,958
- Yeah, I know. I saw that kid.
- He's super cute.
- 2094
- 01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:02,491
- Cut the shit, okay?
- 2095
- 01:33:02,493 --> 01:33:03,894
- What do you
- want from me?
- 2096
- 01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:07,323
- I want a million bucks.
- 2097
- 01:33:07,325 --> 01:33:08,590
- How am I supposed
- to give you that?
- 2098
- 01:33:08,592 --> 01:33:09,824
- You're rich
- and famous now.
- 2099
- 01:33:09,826 --> 01:33:11,593
- I can't give you
- a million dollars.
- 2100
- 01:33:12,859 --> 01:33:14,423
- You do seem
- highly motivated.
- 2101
- 01:33:14,425 --> 01:33:16,323
- I don't know
- what it is, though.
- 2102
- 01:33:16,325 --> 01:33:17,490
- It's your job,
- 2103
- 01:33:17,492 --> 01:33:19,423
- probably your kid.
- 2104
- 01:33:19,425 --> 01:33:21,391
- Don't talk about Nicky.
- 2105
- 01:33:21,393 --> 01:33:23,858
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - Yeah, I'll, um...
- 2106
- 01:33:23,860 --> 01:33:27,324
- I'll sell the house. I'll
- do whatever I need to do.
- 2107
- 01:33:27,326 --> 01:33:28,725
- If I do this,
- you can't tell anyone ever.
- 2108
- 01:33:28,727 --> 01:33:29,727
- Do you understand?
- 2109
- 01:33:30,493 --> 01:33:32,423
- Yeah, I get it.
- 2110
- 01:33:32,425 --> 01:33:34,457
- I mean, I don't really get
- the big deal about kids.
- 2111
- 01:33:34,459 --> 01:33:36,891
- You could always
- just make another kid.
- 2112
- 01:33:36,893 --> 01:33:39,258
- You know that, right?
- 2113
- 01:33:39,260 --> 01:33:40,627
- You can't make
- another sister, though.
- 2114
- 01:33:42,459 --> 01:33:44,290
- It's fucking hot.
- 2115
- 01:33:44,292 --> 01:33:46,424
- Come on,
- let's go swimming.
- 2116
- 01:33:46,426 --> 01:33:48,194
- Remember?
- Like we used to.
- 2117
- 01:33:49,460 --> 01:33:51,390
- - You coming?
- - Yeah.
- 2118
- 01:33:51,392 --> 01:33:52,626
- Right behind you.
- 2119
- 01:34:03,526 --> 01:34:04,791
- STEPHANIE: How'd you
- get her in the lake?
- 2120
- 01:34:04,793 --> 01:34:06,458
- EMILY: Fuck you.
- I didn't kill my sister.
- 2121
- 01:34:06,460 --> 01:34:07,493
- That was her idea.
- 2122
- 01:34:13,459 --> 01:34:14,693
- (FAITH LAUGHING)
- 2123
- 01:34:15,460 --> 01:34:16,928
- Come on, wimp.
- 2124
- 01:34:18,827 --> 01:34:21,025
- What? I thought
- you were the alpha now.
- 2125
- 01:34:21,027 --> 01:34:22,291
- No?
- 2126
- 01:34:22,293 --> 01:34:23,928
- I am the alpha,
- God damn it.
- 2127
- 01:34:32,392 --> 01:34:33,626
- (CONTINUES LAUGHING)
- 2128
- 01:34:34,492 --> 01:34:35,761
- (SPLASHES)
- 2129
- 01:34:41,026 --> 01:34:43,690
- You abandoned me.
- 2130
- 01:34:43,692 --> 01:34:45,925
- We were supposed to be
- a team, you and me.
- 2131
- 01:34:45,927 --> 01:34:47,025
- Remember?
- 2132
- 01:34:47,027 --> 01:34:48,494
- Yeah, I know we were.
- 2133
- 01:34:49,793 --> 01:34:52,360
- But I just thought the only
- chance we had was alone.
- 2134
- 01:34:53,459 --> 01:34:54,693
- You were right.
- 2135
- 01:34:55,426 --> 01:34:56,961
- I'm sorry, kid.
- 2136
- 01:35:01,626 --> 01:35:02,627
- Me, too.
- 2137
- 01:35:07,692 --> 01:35:08,827
- (FAITH GASPS)
- 2138
- 01:35:58,425 --> 01:35:59,991
- EMILY: I was so worried.
- 2139
- 01:35:59,993 --> 01:36:03,193
- I woke up the next morning.
- I couldn't find her anywhere.
- 2140
- 01:36:04,860 --> 01:36:06,260
- I never thought...
- 2141
- 01:36:08,026 --> 01:36:09,826
- I never thought
- she'd do that, you know?
- 2142
- 01:36:12,759 --> 01:36:15,590
- When I found her body
- in the lake, it was too late.
- 2143
- 01:36:15,592 --> 01:36:16,758
- Lie.
- 2144
- 01:36:16,760 --> 01:36:17,824
- You drowned her.
- 2145
- 01:36:17,826 --> 01:36:19,857
- No, she killed herself.
- 2146
- 01:36:19,859 --> 01:36:21,490
- I'm just
- all that's left of her.
- 2147
- 01:36:21,492 --> 01:36:22,925
- No, you're
- a sister killer.
- 2148
- 01:36:22,927 --> 01:36:24,424
- You're a brotherfucker.
- 2149
- 01:36:24,426 --> 01:36:25,691
- Ooh!
- 2150
- 01:36:25,693 --> 01:36:27,257
- What does Sean know?
- 2151
- 01:36:27,259 --> 01:36:28,359
- Everything.
- 2152
- 01:36:29,260 --> 01:36:30,524
- It was his idea.
- 2153
- 01:36:30,526 --> 01:36:32,390
- I didn't know what to do
- once I found the body.
- 2154
- 01:36:32,392 --> 01:36:34,691
- He said maybe
- this is our opportunity.
- 2155
- 01:36:34,693 --> 01:36:36,424
- We could finally
- get out of debt.
- 2156
- 01:36:36,426 --> 01:36:37,494
- Flee the country.
- 2157
- 01:36:38,460 --> 01:36:39,891
- Spend more time with Nicky.
- 2158
- 01:36:39,893 --> 01:36:41,657
- He convinced me
- we could pull it off.
- 2159
- 01:36:41,659 --> 01:36:43,524
- That her DNA
- would do the rest.
- 2160
- 01:36:43,526 --> 01:36:45,791
- I don't believe you.
- He grieved for you.
- 2161
- 01:36:45,793 --> 01:36:47,290
- Oh, you believed that?
- 2162
- 01:36:47,292 --> 01:36:48,757
- Aw, that was all an act.
- 2163
- 01:36:48,759 --> 01:36:50,457
- You're a pathological liar.
- 2164
- 01:36:50,459 --> 01:36:51,760
- Did Sean say that?
- 2165
- 01:36:53,593 --> 01:36:55,691
- Cool.
- 2166
- 01:36:55,693 --> 01:36:57,894
- I'm just gonna play you
- this tune real quick.
- 2167
- 01:37:01,492 --> 01:37:03,791
- - EMILY: Do you love her?
- - SEAN: No.
- 2168
- 01:37:03,793 --> 01:37:05,124
- It was just sex.
- 2169
- 01:37:05,126 --> 01:37:07,494
- EMILY: Did you think of me
- when you were fucking her?
- 2170
- 01:37:08,025 --> 01:37:09,790
- SEAN: Yes.
- 2171
- 01:37:09,792 --> 01:37:11,524
- EMILY: Do you love me
- or not, baby?
- 2172
- 01:37:11,526 --> 01:37:13,323
- SEAN: Of course I do.
- 2173
- 01:37:13,325 --> 01:37:15,291
- She doesn't mean
- a thing to me.
- 2174
- 01:37:15,293 --> 01:37:17,726
- I'm sorry, baby. I know
- you thought it was real.
- 2175
- 01:37:19,492 --> 01:37:21,625
- But, hey,
- look on the bright side.
- 2176
- 01:37:21,627 --> 01:37:23,825
- Your website went viral,
- thanks to me.
- 2177
- 01:37:23,827 --> 01:37:25,824
- All this
- for a little money?
- 2178
- 01:37:25,826 --> 01:37:29,024
- A little $4 million.
- (CHUCKLES)
- 2179
- 01:37:29,026 --> 01:37:31,790
- That's not exactly
- little, huh?
- 2180
- 01:37:31,792 --> 01:37:33,690
- I was hiding out
- till that money came in.
- 2181
- 01:37:33,692 --> 01:37:35,590
- He was just gonna tie up
- some loose ends.
- 2182
- 01:37:35,592 --> 01:37:37,290
- Was I a loose end?
- 2183
- 01:37:37,292 --> 01:37:38,924
- Well, he needed help
- with Nicky.
- 2184
- 01:37:38,926 --> 01:37:40,724
- You're so good
- with those kids.
- 2185
- 01:37:40,726 --> 01:37:42,991
- So what happens now?
- 2186
- 01:37:42,993 --> 01:37:45,458
- I just want my kid.
- 2187
- 01:37:45,460 --> 01:37:46,957
- You fucked up
- my insurance plan.
- 2188
- 01:37:46,959 --> 01:37:48,825
- The authorities
- won't back down on that.
- 2189
- 01:37:48,827 --> 01:37:49,923
- You can have Sean.
- He's a piece of shit.
- 2190
- 01:37:49,925 --> 01:37:51,257
- I don't even want him.
- 2191
- 01:37:51,259 --> 01:37:52,757
- I don't want Sean.
- 2192
- 01:37:52,759 --> 01:37:54,227
- Then I don't know,
- I guess there's...
- 2193
- 01:37:55,727 --> 01:37:57,227
- There's another way, but
- 2194
- 01:37:57,993 --> 01:38:00,323
- sort of one mother
- to another.
- 2195
- 01:38:00,325 --> 01:38:01,660
- - (FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)
- - (SEAN SNORING)
- 2196
- 01:38:04,692 --> 01:38:06,693
- (WHISPERS)
- Sleeping like a log.
- 2197
- 01:38:25,792 --> 01:38:27,360
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- 2198
- 01:38:34,326 --> 01:38:36,423
- - Oh!
- - What's going on?
- 2199
- 01:38:36,425 --> 01:38:38,560
- They have a warrant.
- I tried to call you.
- 2200
- 01:38:39,460 --> 01:38:41,457
- Excuse me.
- I'm Sean Townsend.
- 2201
- 01:38:41,459 --> 01:38:43,258
- Look, I'm happy to comply
- with anything you need.
- 2202
- 01:38:43,260 --> 01:38:45,591
- But it would be nice
- to have a heads-up.
- 2203
- 01:38:45,593 --> 01:38:46,991
- This is an open
- investigation.
- 2204
- 01:38:46,993 --> 01:38:49,294
- You don't get to pencil us
- in when it's convenient.
- 2205
- 01:38:50,726 --> 01:38:52,593
- (BRAKES SCREECHING)
- 2206
- 01:38:56,426 --> 01:38:57,561
- Hey.
- 2207
- 01:38:58,593 --> 01:38:59,790
- Am I under arrest?
- 2208
- 01:38:59,792 --> 01:39:02,358
- Oh, no, not yet.
- The DA wants a slam dunk.
- 2209
- 01:39:02,360 --> 01:39:04,491
- That's gonna be pretty hard
- since I haven't done anything.
- 2210
- 01:39:04,493 --> 01:39:05,726
- Did you know
- your wife was alive?
- 2211
- 01:39:06,727 --> 01:39:07,857
- Not until recently.
- 2212
- 01:39:07,859 --> 01:39:09,424
- When?
- 2213
- 01:39:09,426 --> 01:39:10,758
- She contacted me.
- 2214
- 01:39:10,760 --> 01:39:13,523
- And you immediately notified
- the authorities, right?
- 2215
- 01:39:13,525 --> 01:39:15,391
- I can't discuss this
- without my attorney.
- 2216
- 01:39:15,393 --> 01:39:17,457
- You know what? You really are
- a professor, aren't you?
- 2217
- 01:39:17,459 --> 01:39:19,290
- Okay, we'll talk soon.
- 2218
- 01:39:19,292 --> 01:39:21,457
- Oh, uh, if we need
- to contact you,
- 2219
- 01:39:21,459 --> 01:39:23,527
- will you be with your wife
- or the best friend?
- 2220
- 01:39:25,559 --> 01:39:26,859
- Somebody else?
- 2221
- 01:39:36,627 --> 01:39:38,291
- I need a stiff drink.
- Maybe some of your...
- 2222
- 01:39:38,293 --> 01:39:40,491
- I'm sorry.
- You can't come in.
- 2223
- 01:39:40,493 --> 01:39:42,658
- What? Where's Nicky?
- 2224
- 01:39:42,660 --> 01:39:44,023
- He's upstairs playing.
- 2225
- 01:39:44,025 --> 01:39:46,357
- - You have to go.
- - What are you talking about?
- 2226
- 01:39:46,359 --> 01:39:48,323
- This is an ongoing
- investigation, Sean.
- 2227
- 01:39:48,325 --> 01:39:49,491
- For fuck's sake.
- 2228
- 01:39:49,493 --> 01:39:50,557
- I can't let you
- into this house
- 2229
- 01:39:50,559 --> 01:39:51,823
- until this whole thing's
- been solved.
- 2230
- 01:39:51,825 --> 01:39:53,023
- She's gotten to you,
- hasn't she?
- 2231
- 01:39:53,025 --> 01:39:54,491
- This has nothing
- to do with Emily.
- 2232
- 01:39:54,493 --> 01:39:57,023
- It's got everything
- to do with her.
- 2233
- 01:39:57,025 --> 01:39:58,625
- She's gaslighting you.
- 2234
- 01:39:58,627 --> 01:40:00,557
- You don't understand
- how powerful she is.
- 2235
- 01:40:00,559 --> 01:40:02,757
- No, I don't understand
- anything right now.
- 2236
- 01:40:02,759 --> 01:40:04,290
- Stephanie, don't do this.
- 2237
- 01:40:04,292 --> 01:40:06,226
- Please don't make me
- call the police.
- 2238
- 01:40:12,826 --> 01:40:15,323
- (CAR DOOR CLOSES)
- 2239
- 01:40:15,325 --> 01:40:17,326
- (SOULFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- 2240
- 01:40:29,325 --> 01:40:31,626
- (RINGING)
- 2241
- 01:40:44,260 --> 01:40:47,357
- SEAN: Stephanie,
- please call me back.
- 2242
- 01:40:47,359 --> 01:40:48,690
- I don't know
- what's going on
- 2243
- 01:40:48,692 --> 01:40:50,857
- or how this is
- all going to turn out.
- 2244
- 01:40:50,859 --> 01:40:52,523
- But you're a great mum,
- 2245
- 01:40:52,525 --> 01:40:54,924
- and you taught me
- how to be a better dad.
- 2246
- 01:40:54,926 --> 01:40:57,824
- For that,
- I'll always be grateful.
- 2247
- 01:40:57,826 --> 01:41:02,324
- The truth is, I don't think
- I ever knew my wife.
- 2248
- 01:41:02,326 --> 01:41:04,227
- Or what she's capable of.
- 2249
- 01:41:30,259 --> 01:41:31,926
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 2250
- 01:41:38,992 --> 01:41:40,723
- NEWS ANCHOR 1:
- A shocking new development
- 2251
- 01:41:40,725 --> 01:41:42,025
- in the Emily Nelson case,
- 2252
- 01:41:42,027 --> 01:41:45,457
- which first went viral
- on a popular Internet vlog.
- 2253
- 01:41:45,459 --> 01:41:47,524
- The PR executive
- who was believed dead
- 2254
- 01:41:47,526 --> 01:41:48,924
- in Michigan has resurfaced.
- 2255
- 01:41:48,926 --> 01:41:50,990
- And it appears
- the body found in the lake
- 2256
- 01:41:50,992 --> 01:41:53,323
- was that of Nelson's
- estranged twin sister.
- 2257
- 01:41:53,325 --> 01:41:55,523
- Nelson's husband,
- Sean Townsend,
- 2258
- 01:41:55,525 --> 01:41:57,924
- an abusive failed novelist
- and English professor
- 2259
- 01:41:57,926 --> 01:42:00,957
- allegedly forced her
- to stage her own death
- 2260
- 01:42:00,959 --> 01:42:01,924
- in order to collect
- 2261
- 01:42:01,926 --> 01:42:03,956
- a $4 million
- life insurance policy.
- 2262
- 01:42:03,958 --> 01:42:05,091
- NEWS ANCHOR 1:
- Nevertheless,
- 2263
- 01:42:05,093 --> 01:42:07,723
- bail for Mr. Townsend
- will be set today.
- 2264
- 01:42:07,725 --> 01:42:08,891
- NEWS ANCHOR 2:
- A British national,
- 2265
- 01:42:08,893 --> 01:42:10,857
- Townsend faces deportation
- if found guilty.
- 2266
- 01:42:10,859 --> 01:42:12,789
- Although
- an accomplice to fraud,
- 2267
- 01:42:12,791 --> 01:42:14,957
- Ms. Nelson is complying
- with the authorities
- 2268
- 01:42:14,959 --> 01:42:16,593
- in exchange for clemency.
- 2269
- 01:42:19,559 --> 01:42:20,825
- SEAN: Stephanie?
- 2270
- 01:42:24,758 --> 01:42:26,357
- Where's Nicky?
- 2271
- 01:42:26,359 --> 01:42:28,427
- Oh, he's at a friend's
- house watching a movie.
- 2272
- 01:42:29,758 --> 01:42:31,927
- I figured we needed some
- Mommy and Daddy time.
- 2273
- 01:42:33,926 --> 01:42:35,893
- Have you forgotten
- me already?
- 2274
- 01:42:36,959 --> 01:42:38,660
- You're impossible
- to forget.
- 2275
- 01:42:39,359 --> 01:42:40,526
- Thank you.
- 2276
- 01:42:42,526 --> 01:42:43,860
- (EMILY GIGGLES)
- 2277
- 01:42:45,858 --> 01:42:47,857
- Oh, please, Sean,
- I'm not gonna poison you.
- 2278
- 01:42:47,859 --> 01:42:50,623
- If I wanted to get rid of you,
- you'd already be dead.
- 2279
- 01:42:50,625 --> 01:42:52,426
- You put those files
- in my computer.
- 2280
- 01:42:53,025 --> 01:42:55,291
- Yes, I did.
- 2281
- 01:42:55,293 --> 01:42:56,723
- But I did have help
- from a woman
- 2282
- 01:42:56,725 --> 01:42:58,592
- who loves volunteering
- for everything.
- 2283
- 01:42:59,459 --> 01:43:00,624
- SEAN: Stephanie.
- 2284
- 01:43:00,626 --> 01:43:03,257
- She's not as sweet
- as her snatch, is she?
- 2285
- 01:43:03,259 --> 01:43:04,991
- Were you ever gonna tell me
- you had a twin sister?
- 2286
- 01:43:04,993 --> 01:43:06,357
- Wasn't your business.
- 2287
- 01:43:06,359 --> 01:43:07,657
- I'm your husband!
- 2288
- 01:43:07,659 --> 01:43:08,924
- You've been fucking
- my best friend
- 2289
- 01:43:08,926 --> 01:43:10,589
- in my house, but now
- you're my husband?
- 2290
- 01:43:10,591 --> 01:43:11,757
- Okay.
- 2291
- 01:43:11,759 --> 01:43:14,390
- Then I should probably tell
- you that we were triplets.
- 2292
- 01:43:14,392 --> 01:43:15,589
- The details.
- 2293
- 01:43:15,591 --> 01:43:16,593
- STEPHANIE:
- Hi, moms!
- 2294
- 01:43:17,259 --> 01:43:18,559
- Stephanie here.
- 2295
- 01:43:19,692 --> 01:43:20,957
- I wanna thank you
- for all the love
- 2296
- 01:43:20,959 --> 01:43:22,390
- and support
- you've been sending me.
- 2297
- 01:43:22,392 --> 01:43:23,559
- Means so much.
- 2298
- 01:43:24,326 --> 01:43:25,460
- Um...
- 2299
- 01:43:26,758 --> 01:43:29,890
- You know, as shocked
- as you guys are
- 2300
- 01:43:29,892 --> 01:43:32,522
- about these turns of events,
- 2301
- 01:43:32,524 --> 01:43:35,257
- I can assure you, nobody
- is more stunned than me.
- 2302
- 01:43:35,259 --> 01:43:36,624
- Emily had her secrets.
- 2303
- 01:43:36,626 --> 01:43:37,856
- So did her husband.
- 2304
- 01:43:37,858 --> 01:43:40,457
- Clearly, I was
- the naive romantic
- 2305
- 01:43:40,459 --> 01:43:42,324
- caught in the middle.
- 2306
- 01:43:42,326 --> 01:43:44,956
- I love you guys.
- I always will.
- 2307
- 01:43:44,958 --> 01:43:45,891
- I hope you can forgive me
- 2308
- 01:43:45,893 --> 01:43:47,458
- in advance
- for what I have to do.
- 2309
- 01:43:47,460 --> 01:43:50,260
- Moms, do everything yourself.
- 2310
- 01:43:53,659 --> 01:43:54,857
- EMILY: Stephanie.
- 2311
- 01:43:54,859 --> 01:43:56,391
- You shouldn't be here
- right now.
- 2312
- 01:43:56,393 --> 01:43:58,457
- I used to live here.
- Remember?
- 2313
- 01:43:58,459 --> 01:43:59,893
- - Don't make this any hard...
- - Don't move.
- 2314
- 01:44:00,725 --> 01:44:01,860
- (SCOFFS)
- 2315
- 01:44:02,825 --> 01:44:03,924
- Stephanie, please.
- 2316
- 01:44:03,926 --> 01:44:05,856
- You don't even let the boys
- play with squirt guns.
- 2317
- 01:44:05,858 --> 01:44:07,723
- That was before you
- told me you loved me,
- 2318
- 01:44:07,725 --> 01:44:09,556
- and it turned out you were
- laughing at me behind my back.
- 2319
- 01:44:09,558 --> 01:44:11,590
- Stephanie, maybe we should
- take it down a notch.
- 2320
- 01:44:11,592 --> 01:44:13,290
- You used me.
- 2321
- 01:44:13,292 --> 01:44:14,856
- You used me, too.
- 2322
- 01:44:14,858 --> 01:44:16,924
- But you had me
- making you dinner,
- 2323
- 01:44:16,926 --> 01:44:19,857
- watching your kid,
- and sucking your dick.
- 2324
- 01:44:19,859 --> 01:44:21,723
- I had no idea
- that she was still alive.
- 2325
- 01:44:21,725 --> 01:44:22,856
- Stop lying.
- 2326
- 01:44:22,858 --> 01:44:24,623
- Okay, you guys,
- I think we
- 2327
- 01:44:24,625 --> 01:44:26,357
- should just sit down
- and talk this out.
- 2328
- 01:44:26,359 --> 01:44:28,924
- Emily, you sit down.
- You hated Stephanie.
- 2329
- 01:44:28,926 --> 01:44:31,324
- You used to watch her vlog
- and rip her apart.
- 2330
- 01:44:31,326 --> 01:44:32,890
- All I wanted
- was to be your friend.
- 2331
- 01:44:32,892 --> 01:44:34,624
- You were.
- 2332
- 01:44:34,626 --> 01:44:35,824
- And then you
- fucked my husband
- 2333
- 01:44:35,826 --> 01:44:36,791
- and my insurance plan.
- 2334
- 01:44:36,793 --> 01:44:39,723
- Don't blame her.
- This is so typical of you.
- 2335
- 01:44:39,725 --> 01:44:42,323
- Sean, I was just trying to get
- us out of crushing fucking debt.
- 2336
- 01:44:42,325 --> 01:44:44,990
- Oh, yeah. Maybe if you had the
- good sense to give me a call,
- 2337
- 01:44:44,992 --> 01:44:46,924
- I could've helped you with
- this little plot of yours.
- 2338
- 01:44:46,926 --> 01:44:48,023
- Oh, please,
- you haven't come up
- 2339
- 01:44:48,025 --> 01:44:49,290
- with a decent plot
- in 10 years.
- 2340
- 01:44:49,292 --> 01:44:50,689
- Really? Right now?
- 2341
- 01:44:50,691 --> 01:44:53,391
- Can I say something,
- as the lady with the gun?
- 2342
- 01:44:53,393 --> 01:44:54,923
- Nicky deserves better
- than both of you.
- 2343
- 01:44:54,925 --> 01:44:56,291
- Fuck you, I love my kid.
- 2344
- 01:44:56,293 --> 01:44:57,493
- Shut up.
- 2345
- 01:44:58,791 --> 01:45:01,258
- Stephanie, put down the gun.
- 2346
- 01:45:01,260 --> 01:45:02,690
- You don't wanna do this.
- 2347
- 01:45:02,692 --> 01:45:04,560
- I really do, though.
- 2348
- 01:45:06,791 --> 01:45:08,259
- I loved you.
- 2349
- 01:45:09,659 --> 01:45:10,793
- I loved you, too.
- 2350
- 01:45:13,592 --> 01:45:14,823
- I think this is
- the best thing.
- 2351
- 01:45:14,825 --> 01:45:16,225
- - (GUN COCKS)
- - Whoa.
- 2352
- 01:45:16,227 --> 01:45:18,689
- Yeah, we could say he attacked us.
- They'll believe us, you know?
- 2353
- 01:45:18,691 --> 01:45:21,422
- No, no, you're not fucking serious.
- You're not gonna kill him.
- 2354
- 01:45:21,424 --> 01:45:23,956
- We're just gonna
- send him to jail.
- 2355
- 01:45:23,958 --> 01:45:26,422
- Are you serious?
- Jail's enough for you?
- 2356
- 01:45:26,424 --> 01:45:28,624
- - You don't need to kill him.
- - Aren't you angry?
- 2357
- 01:45:28,626 --> 01:45:30,422
- Don't you want revenge
- for your sister?
- 2358
- 01:45:30,424 --> 01:45:33,290
- Yeah, yes. But he didn't
- technically kill her.
- 2359
- 01:45:33,292 --> 01:45:34,890
- Then who did?
- 2360
- 01:45:34,892 --> 01:45:37,360
- Because I don't buy
- that it was an accident.
- 2361
- 01:45:39,925 --> 01:45:41,493
- Screw this.
- 2362
- 01:45:42,292 --> 01:45:43,890
- - (GROANS)
- - (GASPS)
- 2363
- 01:45:43,892 --> 01:45:45,523
- Oh, my God!
- 2364
- 01:45:45,525 --> 01:45:47,489
- - Fuck.
- - Oh, my God. Jesus.
- 2365
- 01:45:47,491 --> 01:45:49,422
- Oh, my God. Um...
- 2366
- 01:45:49,424 --> 01:45:52,357
- Oh, my God!
- Shit! Is he really dead?
- 2367
- 01:45:52,359 --> 01:45:54,889
- Sean? I'm sorry.
- What do I do?
- 2368
- 01:45:54,891 --> 01:45:56,492
- Do you put
- pressure on it?
- 2369
- 01:45:57,392 --> 01:45:58,490
- Do we call an ambulance?
- 2370
- 01:45:58,492 --> 01:46:00,890
- Do I just let him die?
- I mean...
- 2371
- 01:46:00,892 --> 01:46:02,689
- He deserved it, right?
- 2372
- 01:46:02,691 --> 01:46:05,589
- (CRYING) No, I killed her.
- I killed my sister.
- 2373
- 01:46:05,591 --> 01:46:06,689
- What?
- 2374
- 01:46:06,691 --> 01:46:08,458
- Sean? Sean!
- 2375
- 01:46:08,792 --> 01:46:09,793
- Get up.
- 2376
- 01:46:12,325 --> 01:46:13,990
- Show's over, come on.
- 2377
- 01:46:13,992 --> 01:46:16,490
- Seriously? Come on.
- Get the fuck up. Hey!
- 2378
- 01:46:16,492 --> 01:46:17,956
- (SEAN GROANS)
- You too, Brando.
- 2379
- 01:46:17,958 --> 01:46:19,356
- Get up!
- 2380
- 01:46:19,358 --> 01:46:20,659
- Fuck!
- 2381
- 01:46:24,892 --> 01:46:25,893
- Wow.
- 2382
- 01:46:28,392 --> 01:46:30,522
- That was extra.
- 2383
- 01:46:30,524 --> 01:46:32,690
- I mean, obviously, I knew you
- guys were up to something,
- 2384
- 01:46:32,692 --> 01:46:34,291
- when I saw both the mics
- 2385
- 01:46:34,293 --> 01:46:36,457
- that you had the cops
- plant in here.
- 2386
- 01:46:36,459 --> 01:46:38,389
- You clearly wanted
- a confession out of me,
- 2387
- 01:46:38,391 --> 01:46:39,956
- so you could clear
- Sean's name.
- 2388
- 01:46:39,958 --> 01:46:43,456
- But that was a good way
- to go about it.
- 2389
- 01:46:43,458 --> 01:46:45,390
- And where you messed up,
- though, baby girl,
- 2390
- 01:46:45,392 --> 01:46:46,890
- is thinking
- that I would confess
- 2391
- 01:46:46,892 --> 01:46:49,023
- to protect that
- fucking yeast infection.
- 2392
- 01:46:49,025 --> 01:46:50,890
- - (LAUGHS) Really?
- - All right.
- 2393
- 01:46:50,892 --> 01:46:52,956
- Come on, you gotta know
- better than that.
- 2394
- 01:46:52,958 --> 01:46:56,422
- - Oh.
- - But then you came in all emotional with the gun,
- 2395
- 01:46:56,424 --> 01:46:59,258
- and that was...
- That was convincing.
- 2396
- 01:46:59,260 --> 01:47:00,422
- Yeah.
- 2397
- 01:47:00,424 --> 01:47:01,423
- It was very cinematic.
- 2398
- 01:47:01,425 --> 01:47:03,623
- I don't even know
- where you find this shit.
- 2399
- 01:47:03,625 --> 01:47:05,024
- You're really amazing.
- 2400
- 01:47:05,026 --> 01:47:06,560
- Thanks. That means a lot.
- 2401
- 01:47:07,591 --> 01:47:09,625
- But you did
- confess, Emily.
- 2402
- 01:47:10,391 --> 01:47:13,392
- Oh. Yeah. Um...
- 2403
- 01:47:14,691 --> 01:47:18,024
- I did. But I cut
- these first, though.
- 2404
- 01:47:18,026 --> 01:47:20,289
- For our
- friendship bracelets.
- 2405
- 01:47:20,291 --> 01:47:21,990
- One for you!
- 2406
- 01:47:21,992 --> 01:47:25,356
- That is disappointing.
- 2407
- 01:47:25,358 --> 01:47:28,689
- Oh! My God! Look what I found.
- (SCOFFS)
- 2408
- 01:47:28,691 --> 01:47:29,789
- (GUN COCKS)
- 2409
- 01:47:29,791 --> 01:47:33,824
- Okay. You can't shoot us.
- The police are outside.
- 2410
- 01:47:33,826 --> 01:47:36,024
- No, they're not.
- 2411
- 01:47:36,026 --> 01:47:38,356
- (IMITATING) Hey,
- cops, Stephanie here.
- 2412
- 01:47:38,358 --> 01:47:39,423
- Change of plans.
- 2413
- 01:47:39,425 --> 01:47:41,657
- I'm meeting Emily and Sean
- at Darren's house now.
- 2414
- 01:47:41,659 --> 01:47:42,757
- I'll see you there.
- 2415
- 01:47:42,759 --> 01:47:44,457
- You sent them
- to Darren's house?
- 2416
- 01:47:44,459 --> 01:47:46,656
- - (BONG BUBBLING)
- - It's a virus.
- 2417
- 01:47:46,658 --> 01:47:48,923
- String theory.
- String theory, isn't it?
- 2418
- 01:47:48,925 --> 01:47:51,889
- - (WOMEN SCREAM)
- - Hands up! Weapons down!
- 2419
- 01:47:51,891 --> 01:47:53,556
- No, I have
- a prescription for that.
- 2420
- 01:47:53,558 --> 01:47:55,290
- I have ocular pressure!
- 2421
- 01:47:55,292 --> 01:47:56,757
- Come on, I've been
- on the run for 10 years.
- 2422
- 01:47:56,759 --> 01:47:58,657
- You think I don't know
- how to manipulate the system?
- 2423
- 01:47:58,659 --> 01:48:00,624
- So you're gonna kill us?
- 2424
- 01:48:00,626 --> 01:48:02,590
- Well, what the fuck else
- am I supposed to do?
- 2425
- 01:48:02,592 --> 01:48:04,257
- You two will
- clearly go to
- 2426
- 01:48:04,259 --> 01:48:05,890
- extraordinary lengths
- to take me down.
- 2427
- 01:48:05,892 --> 01:48:07,556
- And you know too much.
- 2428
- 01:48:07,558 --> 01:48:09,757
- So, I feel like
- a murder-suicide
- 2429
- 01:48:09,759 --> 01:48:12,389
- is the only fitting
- end for you two.
- 2430
- 01:48:12,391 --> 01:48:13,456
- And if you kill him,
- 2431
- 01:48:13,458 --> 01:48:15,789
- I think our insurance
- still covers that, right?
- 2432
- 01:48:15,791 --> 01:48:17,589
- I mean, sort of perfect.
- 2433
- 01:48:17,591 --> 01:48:19,390
- One door closes
- and another one opens.
- 2434
- 01:48:19,392 --> 01:48:20,724
- Thank you for that.
- 2435
- 01:48:20,726 --> 01:48:22,824
- You always have been fucking
- crazy, haven't you?
- 2436
- 01:48:22,826 --> 01:48:24,358
- Have I?
- 2437
- 01:48:24,925 --> 01:48:26,689
- (SEAN GROANING)
- 2438
- 01:48:26,691 --> 01:48:28,489
- Oh, shit. You're right.
- 2439
- 01:48:28,491 --> 01:48:30,358
- God, you fucking...
- You actually fucking shot me.
- 2440
- 01:48:31,292 --> 01:48:32,890
- I'm gonna miss him.
- 2441
- 01:48:32,892 --> 01:48:33,893
- Your turn.
- 2442
- 01:48:34,825 --> 01:48:36,923
- Emily, come on.
- 2443
- 01:48:36,925 --> 01:48:38,689
- You're not gonna kill me.
- 2444
- 01:48:38,691 --> 01:48:40,956
- Oh, yeah. I killed my
- dad and my sister,
- 2445
- 01:48:40,958 --> 01:48:44,656
- but I could never kill my
- husband-fucking best friend.
- 2446
- 01:48:44,658 --> 01:48:46,657
- Am I really
- your best friend?
- 2447
- 01:48:46,659 --> 01:48:48,823
- You're not just saying
- that for, you know...
- 2448
- 01:48:48,825 --> 01:48:50,623
- No, no, I'm not
- just saying that at all.
- 2449
- 01:48:50,625 --> 01:48:52,556
- I get worried
- that it's just me.
- 2450
- 01:48:52,558 --> 01:48:54,323
- I know, sometimes
- I was worried about that, too.
- 2451
- 01:48:54,325 --> 01:48:55,657
- - (STEPHANIE LAUGHS)
- - (CONTINUES GROANING)
- 2452
- 01:48:55,659 --> 01:48:57,423
- So hard to connect
- with other moms.
- 2453
- 01:48:57,425 --> 01:48:59,489
- And then when you have
- a full-time job, it's...
- 2454
- 01:48:59,491 --> 01:49:01,024
- Okay, okay,
- don't pull that crap.
- 2455
- 01:49:01,026 --> 01:49:02,389
- Being a mom
- is a full-time job.
- 2456
- 01:49:02,391 --> 01:49:04,289
- What I do is hard work.
- 2457
- 01:49:04,291 --> 01:49:05,657
- And I have my vlog
- on top of that,
- 2458
- 01:49:05,659 --> 01:49:07,389
- and that's just getting
- bigger and bigger.
- 2459
- 01:49:07,391 --> 01:49:09,457
- If you came on the vlog,
- that'd be so fun.
- 2460
- 01:49:09,459 --> 01:49:10,858
- If you came on the vlog
- 2461
- 01:49:10,860 --> 01:49:13,757
- and confessed to killing your father
- and sister and held me at gunpoint,
- 2462
- 01:49:13,759 --> 01:49:15,389
- I could probably hit
- a million subscribers.
- 2463
- 01:49:15,391 --> 01:49:16,956
- Aww. That
- would've been great.
- 2464
- 01:49:16,958 --> 01:49:18,325
- Why don't we
- do that right now?
- 2465
- 01:49:18,592 --> 01:49:19,590
- Hmm?
- 2466
- 01:49:19,592 --> 01:49:21,824
- We're live streaming.
- Did you not know that?
- 2467
- 01:49:21,826 --> 01:49:23,657
- What the fuck
- are you talking about?
- 2468
- 01:49:23,659 --> 01:49:25,193
- God, that's so rude,
- I'm sorry.
- 2469
- 01:49:25,826 --> 01:49:27,426
- Wave hi to the moms!
- 2470
- 01:49:28,626 --> 01:49:30,557
- This little gadget. Boop!
- 2471
- 01:49:30,559 --> 01:49:32,660
- Yeah. They make nanny cams
- so small these days.
- 2472
- 01:49:33,359 --> 01:49:34,757
- (SIRENS WAILING)
- 2473
- 01:49:34,759 --> 01:49:35,826
- Brotherfucker!
- 2474
- 01:49:38,725 --> 01:49:40,323
- STEPHANIE: Emily!
- 2475
- 01:49:40,325 --> 01:49:41,857
- Emily, stop!
- 2476
- 01:49:41,859 --> 01:49:44,757
- Emily, you can't outrun this!
- Don't do this to Nicky.
- 2477
- 01:49:44,759 --> 01:49:46,393
- Come on, you're
- still his mom.
- 2478
- 01:49:49,592 --> 01:49:50,593
- Yeah, I am.
- 2479
- 01:49:51,591 --> 01:49:52,959
- But you sure
- as shit won't be.
- 2480
- 01:50:00,658 --> 01:50:02,356
- America's hybrids.
- 2481
- 01:50:02,358 --> 01:50:04,458
- Silent, but deadly.
- 2482
- 01:50:08,492 --> 01:50:10,356
- I saw you on the vlog.
- 2483
- 01:50:10,358 --> 01:50:13,589
- You fuck with one of the moms,
- you fuck with us all.
- 2484
- 01:50:13,591 --> 01:50:14,723
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (GROANS)
- 2485
- 01:50:14,725 --> 01:50:16,293
- Oh! Emily.
- 2486
- 01:50:17,026 --> 01:50:19,289
- Stop! Emily.
- 2487
- 01:50:19,291 --> 01:50:21,556
- This looks
- super painful.
- 2488
- 01:50:21,558 --> 01:50:22,756
- Now, sweetie.
- 2489
- 01:50:22,758 --> 01:50:25,457
- Stop. You've just
- been hit by a car.
- 2490
- 01:50:25,459 --> 01:50:26,889
- Don't do this.
- 2491
- 01:50:26,891 --> 01:50:29,258
- I'm getting worried
- about your knees right now.
- 2492
- 01:50:30,026 --> 01:50:31,693
- Just relax.
- 2493
- 01:50:37,025 --> 01:50:38,990
- I'm sorry.
- 2494
- 01:50:38,992 --> 01:50:40,723
- I'm not sorry. Oh!
- 2495
- 01:50:40,725 --> 01:50:42,192
- I'm still working on that.
- 2496
- 01:50:46,692 --> 01:50:48,322
- Hi, moms! Stephanie here.
- 2497
- 01:50:48,324 --> 01:50:49,924
- We have very
- exciting news today
- 2498
- 01:50:49,926 --> 01:50:53,024
- because we signed up
- our one millionth subscriber,
- 2499
- 01:50:53,026 --> 01:50:56,556
- Mrs. Carol Findley
- of Ames, Iowa!
- 2500
- 01:50:56,558 --> 01:50:59,390
- Thank you
- for joining us, Carol.
- 2501
- 01:50:59,392 --> 01:51:01,623
- You should know,
- as our newest friend,
- 2502
- 01:51:01,625 --> 01:51:03,789
- that in addition to my usual
- helpful tips and recipes,
- 2503
- 01:51:03,791 --> 01:51:06,657
- I now take on
- unsolved mysteries.
- 2504
- 01:51:06,659 --> 01:51:08,522
- Because it turns out
- I have a nose
- 2505
- 01:51:08,524 --> 01:51:10,991
- for sniffing out
- the freshest basil
- 2506
- 01:51:10,993 --> 01:51:13,457
- and criminals who thought
- they got away with it.
- 2507
- 01:51:13,459 --> 01:51:14,991
- So if you have a cold case
- 2508
- 01:51:14,993 --> 01:51:16,991
- or a mystery that
- needs to be unraveled,
- 2509
- 01:51:16,993 --> 01:51:17,958
- you just drop me a line.
- 2510
- 01:51:17,960 --> 01:51:19,623
- That includes
- you now, Carol,
- 2511
- 01:51:19,625 --> 01:51:21,589
- because you're part
- of the family.
- 2512
- 01:51:21,591 --> 01:51:23,890
- For now, we're
- gonna be talking
- 2513
- 01:51:23,892 --> 01:51:25,322
- about my favorite cold soup,
- 2514
- 01:51:25,324 --> 01:51:26,923
- gazpacho!
- 2515
- 01:51:26,925 --> 01:51:27,923
- Which is normally gross, but
- we're not gonna make it gross.
- 2516
- 01:51:27,925 --> 01:51:29,522
- Right, guys?
- It's gonna be great.
- 2517
- 01:51:29,524 --> 01:51:31,525
- (FRENCH RAP SONG PLAYING)
- 2518
- 01:52:15,024 --> 01:52:17,293
- (LAUGHS) In your ass!
- 2519
- 01:52:24,030 --> 01:52:29,030
- Subtitles by: moein
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