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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #701, #702
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- >FK YOU MICHAEL, WE BOTH KNOWS DAD LIKES YOU BETTER
- >[Lucifer then breaks down into uncontrolable sobbing]
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- Luci is a really sad boi.
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- We're definitely going to get shades of Paradise Lost's edgy-angsty-sad-badboy-but-also-softboi-with-daddy-issues take on Lucifer with the character. No doubt in my mind.
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- >Overlords watching after a young asmonon
- >Velvet uses him for voxtagram clout
- >Vox puts the kid in front of a tv with cartoons on
- >Valentino leaves him with Angel
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- >Velvet was okay at first, but she's always "on"
- >Always
- >Doesn't seem to be able to wrap her head around the idea of "nap time"
- >She's also kind of...
- >Kinda something
- >Sometimes she reminds him of an even littler kid
- >But not in a fun way
- >Her imaginary friends don't seem very nice
- >Some of the things she relays to him from them are more than a little scary
- >But at least she let him have that colorful "frapp-o-cheeno" after she was done making him pose for the camera with it
- >All that sugar almost made him not care about how tired he was.
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- How does Lucifer get along with his bro Michael?
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- They both miss each other badly but they're also both too ashamed of what was said and done during the war in Heaven to really talk to each other.
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- >Getting to watch cartoons all day at Vox's seemed nice enough
- >Other than having these weird wires stuck to his head with silly putty
- >Something about "monitoring eye-focus and viewer attentiveness to the program, and emotional responses to advertisements"
- >But whatever
- >Cartoon marathons are cartoon marathons, and free candy and popcorn is free candy and popcorn
- >And angry ladies with hips that make him feel funny when he looks at her are angry ladies with hips that make him feel funny when he looks at her
- >She's not paying him much mind, but that's probably a good thing, since the only attention she seems to be able to give is the bad kind
- >Insulting some of the other people working for Dad's thrall's TV-headed friend, yelling at others
- >Especially that blonde sinner who smells like war
- >Asmonon feels bad for him in particular, he seemed rather nice
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- >Being "stuck" with Angel Dust is weird, but it's better than having Valentino for a babysitter
- >That guy is the most awful combination of deferential, hostile, high strung, frightened, and disingenuously friendly
- >Angel Dust is still weird though
- >What kind of demon calls themselves "Angel" anyway?
- >Does he think its funny?
- >He keeps running all over his dressing room, trying to hide one thing after another while making feeble attempts to distract him from the things he's hiding
- >Sx toys (mainly dildos, and much bigger ones than Asmodeus's personal thralls usually have lying around, kind of impressive for such a seemingly thin and delicate demon)
- >Drugs (lower grade than what one can get at any of Dad's gambling houses, but a lot more of them)
- >Racy outfits (he's still in drag this whole time though, high cut skirt, low cut top, and 'fk me' heels, so who knows what he thinks he's accomplishing by hiding all the rest of his warddrobe)
- >Asmonon just wishes Angel would sit still and be quiet for half a moment so he can play his Gameboy
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