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  1. Teammate1: ryze
  2. Teammate1: ur
  3. Teammate1: just
  4. TheCosmosWand: big lol
  5. Teammate1: a wonderful player
  6. Teammate1: and honestly
  7. You earned an S- on Pyke
  8. Everyone on your team honored a teammate! You got a little extra Honor progress this game.
  9. Teammate1: if u get camped that hard
  10. Teammate1: and still lose to jax
  11. Teammate1: on ryze
  12. Teammate1: i should have expected
  13. Teammate1: that u were that shit
  14. Teammate1: honestly
  15. Teammate1: ^_^
  16. Enemy2: huh
  17. Enemy1: tbh
  18. Loloho: big port
  19. Teammate1: this jax
  20. Enemy2: i played so good this game
  21. Enemy1: better jg always wins
  22. Enemy2: 4head
  23. TheCosmosWand: and thats why i muted you
  24. Teammate1: and thats why
  25. Teammate1: ur gonna be hardstuck
  26. Teammate1: like the trash can that you are
  27. Teammate1: HAHA
  28. Enemy2: whats ur main
  29. Enemy2: what rank*
  30. Teammate1: why does it matter
  31. Teammate1: bring anyone
  32. Enemy2: im just curious
  33. Teammate1: bring a fucking challenger
  34. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  35. Teammate1: and this ryze would still lose
  36. Teammate1: hes so
  37. Teammate1: shit
  38. Enemy2: lol
  39. TheCosmosWand: so dont talk shit
  40. Teammate1: i dont know
  41. Teammate1: im plat
  42. Enemy1: wait
  43. CJ Hero: ryze stfu
  44. Enemy2: o
  45. Enemy1: how are u flaming ryze
  46. CJ Hero: jesus christ
  47. Enemy1: when ur bot
  48. Teammate1: because this is a new account?
  49. Enemy1: is 3/26
  50. Teammate1: my bot
  51. Teammate1: at least
  52. Teammate1: did damage
  53. Enemy1: how is ryze the target
  54. Teammate1: and my lux
  55. TheCosmosWand: new account nice excuse
  56. Enemy1: LOL
  57. Teammate1: shielded
  58. Teammate1: idk
  59. CJ Hero: Ryze dude
  60. Teammate1: ryze
  61. Teammate1: ur mental
  62. Teammate1: i cant just
  63. CJ Hero: we literally
  64. Teammate1: start a anew account
  65. Teammate1: bam
  66. CJ Hero: had the game
  67. Teammate1: grandmaster
  68. Teammate1: XD
  69. CJ Hero: for free
  70. Teammate1: ur fucking stupid as shit
  71. Teammate1: absolute
  72. CJ Hero: becasue rengo hyper carry
  73. CJ Hero: the only way we lose
  74. Enemy2 left the lobby
  75. CJ Hero: is by u doing
  76. CJ Hero: that dumbass play
  77. Teammate1: not even that one dumbass play
  78. Teammate1: all game
  79. Teammate1: ur fucking
  80. Teammate1: not matching jax
  81. TheCosmosWand: your not even good
  82. Teammate1: letting himi get free shit
  83. Teammate1: really?
  84. CJ Hero: lmaooooo
  85. CJ Hero: gg
  86. Teammate1: you're fucking trash bro
  87. TheCosmosWand: your platinum
  88. CJ Hero left the lobby
  89. Teammate1: and i have a fucking 70+% winrate
  90. Teammate1: raping these players
  91. Teammate1: except i have u
  92. Teammate1: shooting me from the back
  93. Teammate1: fucktard
  94. TheCosmosWand: i have 70 percent wr idc
  95. Teammate1: please
  96. Teammate1: use ur brain
  97. TheCosmosWand: people go on winstreaks m8
  98. Teammate1: and just think
  99. TheCosmosWand: its not hard
  100. Enemy1: wait
  101. TheCosmosWand: anyone can do that
  102. Enemy1: LOL
  103. Enemy1: ok but
  104. Teammate1: if u think
  105. Teammate1: that
  106. Enemy1: 70% wr in 100 games
  107. Teammate1: my winrate
  108. Enemy1: isnt just streak
  109. Teammate1: doesnt prove my fucking skill
  110. Teammate1: then nothing will
  111. TheCosmosWand: you just need some good luck
  112. Teammate1: u delusional fuck
  113. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  114. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  115. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  116. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  117. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  118. Enemy1: loooooooooooooooooooooool
  119. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=thecosmoswand
  120. Teammate1: 30 games
  121. TheCosmosWand: win some coinflips
  122. Teammate1: already
  123. Teammate1: 50% winrate
  124. TheCosmosWand: im not impressed
  125. Teammate1: u must be
  126. Teammate1: absolutely
  127. Teammate1: delusional
  128. Teammate1: and mentally
  129. Teammate1: disabled
  130. Teammate1: right?
  131. Teammate1: pyke
  132. Teammate1: im not alone on this
  133. Enemy1: yea
  134. Enemy1: LMFAO
  135. Enemy1: you right
  136. TheCosmosWand: i have you know'
  137. Teammate1: "scientific hypothesis"
  138. Enemy1: it just
  139. Enemy1: be liek that
  140. TheCosmosWand: i got diamond last season ez
  141. Teammate1: dagfhuiygfdjg
  142. Teammate1: HAHHAHHA
  143. Enemy1: LOL
  144. Enemy1: HJAHASDOUHASODJ
  145. Teammate2: wow nice
  146. TheCosmosWand: i just havent played in like a month
  147. Teammate2: very cool
  148. TheCosmosWand: im rusty
  149. TheCosmosWand: thats it
  150. Teammate1: ur gameplay
  151. Teammate1: or ur brain?
  152. Teammate1: i dont think brain
  153. Teammate1: can gather rust bro
  154. TheCosmosWand: mr im on a smurf but stil plat
  155. Teammate1: that shit just doesnt chemically react
  156. Teammate1: you do realize
  157. Teammate1: that the extra chromosome
  158. Teammate2: it can if he's a bot
  159. Teammate1: could be a fair reasoning
  160. Teammate2: metal brain
  161. Enemy1: bro this is hella
  162. Enemy1: funny
  163. Enemy1: ryzes arguments
  164. Enemy1: he doesnt
  165. Enemy1: realize
  166. Enemy1: LOL
  167. TheCosmosWand: you are legit a mediocre rengar who had a good game
  168. Enemy1: loooooool
  169. Teammate1: MEDIOCRE
  170. Teammate1: ROFL
  171. TheCosmosWand: why are you even talking shit
  172. Teammate2: and what does that make u lol
  173. Teammate2: u threw this game
  174. Teammate2: several times
  175. Teammate2: so hard
  176. TheCosmosWand: you press r then q combo any gold player can do that
  177. Teammate1: anked Solo
  178. 7 minutes ago
  179. Defeat
  180. 36m 10s
  181. Rengar
  182. Smite
  183. Flash
  184. Electrocute
  185. Sorcery
  186. Rengar
  187. 32 / 8 / 5
  188. 4.63:1 KDA
  189. Double Kill ACE
  190. Level18
  191. 211 (5.8) CS
  192. P/Kill 80%
  193. Tier Average
  194. Platinum 1
  195. The Black Clea
  196. Teammate1: anked Solo
  197. 7 minutes ago
  198. Defeat
  199. 36m 10s
  200. Rengar
  201. Smite
  202. Flash
  203. Electrocute
  204. Sorcery
  205. Rengar
  206. 32 / 8 / 5
  207. 4.63:1 KDA
  208. Double Kill ACE
  209. Level18
  210. 211 (5.8) CS
  211. P/Kill 80%
  212. Tier Average
  213. Platinum 1
  214. The Black Clea
  215. Teammate1: anked Solo
  216. 7 minutes ago
  217. Defeat
  218. 36m 10s
  219. Rengar
  220. Smite
  221. Flash
  222. Electrocute
  223. Sorcery
  224. Rengar
  225. 32 / 8 / 5
  226. 4.63:1 KDA
  227. Double Kill ACE
  228. Level18
  229. 211 (5.8) CS
  230. P/Kill 80%
  231. Tier Average
  232. Platinum 1
  233. The Black Clea
  234. Teammate1: anked Solo
  235. 7 minutes ago
  236. Defeat
  237. 36m 10s
  238. Rengar
  239. Smite
  240. Flash
  241. Electrocute
  242. Sorcery
  243. Rengar
  244. 32 / 8 / 5
  245. 4.63:1 KDA
  246. Double Kill ACE
  247. Level18
  248. 211 (5.8) CS
  249. P/Kill 80%
  250. Tier Average
  251. Platinum 1
  252. The Black Clea
  253. Teammate1: anked Solo
  254. 7 minutes ago
  255. Defeat
  256. 36m 10s
  257. Rengar
  258. Smite
  259. Flash
  260. Electrocute
  261. Sorcery
  262. Rengar
  263. 32 / 8 / 5
  264. 4.63:1 KDA
  265. Double Kill ACE
  266. Level18
  267. 211 (5.8) CS
  268. P/Kill 80%
  269. Tier Average
  270. Platinum 1
  271. The Black Clea
  272. Teammate1: anked Solo
  273. 7 minutes ago
  274. Defeat
  275. 36m 10s
  276. Rengar
  277. Smite
  278. Flash
  279. Electrocute
  280. Sorcery
  281. Rengar
  282. 32 / 8 / 5
  283. 4.63:1 KDA
  284. Double Kill ACE
  285. Level18
  286. 211 (5.8) CS
  287. P/Kill 80%
  288. Tier Average
  289. Platinum 1
  290. The Black Clea
  291. Teammate1: anked Solo
  292. 7 minutes ago
  293. Defeat
  294. 36m 10s
  295. Rengar
  296. Smite
  297. Flash
  298. Electrocute
  299. Sorcery
  300. Rengar
  301. 32 / 8 / 5
  302. 4.63:1 KDA
  303. Double Kill ACE
  304. Level18
  305. 211 (5.8) CS
  306. P/Kill 80%
  307. Tier Average
  308. Platinum 1
  309. The Black Clea
  310. TheCosmosWand: not impressed
  311. TheCosmosWand: thats shit
  312. TheCosmosWand: plat 1
  313. Teammate1: ROFL
  314. Teammate1: im just
  315. Teammate1: actually
  316. TheCosmosWand: your rank is literally plat 1
  317. TheCosmosWand: and you are flexing
  318. TheCosmosWand: lol
  319. Enemy1: bro
  320. Enemy1: rank
  321. Enemy1: legit
  322. Enemy1: doesnt
  323. Enemy1: show
  324. Teammate1:https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=fear
  325. Enemy1: like
  326. Teammate1: here
  327. Teammate1: theres my main
  328. Enemy1: how nutty ppl are
  329. Teammate1: im challenger
  330. Teammate1: heres ur flex
  331. Teammate1: go ahead
  332. Teammate1: stare at it
  333. Teammate1: with ur disabled brain
  334. Teammate1: since all u can read
  335. Teammate1: is a rank
  336. Teammate1: and go
  337. Teammate1: HUADHFUDHAH GOOD PLAYER HUAEHHU CHALLENGER
  338. TheCosmosWand: your not challenger
  339. Teammate1: UDSIOHAGIAD BAD PLAYER CAJHGUDAFJO PLAT 1
  340. Teammate1: fucking idiot
  341. Teammate1: ryze
  342. Teammate1: let me just
  343. TheCosmosWand: anyone can bring up a random ass challenger acc
  344. Enemy1: looooooooooool
  345. Teammate1: consult
  346. TheCosmosWand: dummy
  347. Teammate1: ur magnificent brain
  348. Teammate1: ok
  349. Teammate1: so what
  350. Teammate1: can prove
  351. Enemy1:looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
  352. Teammate1: my skill
  353. Teammate1: besides idk
  354. TheCosmosWand: playing well
  355. Teammate1: the winrate
  356. Teammate1: the gameplay
  357. Teammate1: asE7UHI8FOJVTKRQ;L
  358. Teammate1: so ur saying i didnt play well this game
  359. Teammate1: ?
  360. Enemy1: 70% wr in p1 doesnt
  361. Enemy1: mean hes p1
  362. Teammate1: hey ryze
  363. Teammate1: u know what
  364. Teammate1: its probably
  365. Teammate1: right
  366. Teammate1: im living in like
  367. TheCosmosWand: 70 percent wr just means he got luckier than most
  368. Teammate1: a fucking dream rn
  369. TheCosmosWand: same
  370. Teammate1: therse no way
  371. Teammate1: a real human being
  372. Teammate1: is this
  373. Teammate1: uneducated
  374. Enemy1: looooooooooooooooooooooooool
  375. TheCosmosWand: uneducated what do you even mean by that
  376. Enemy1: bro he hit dia last season
  377. Enemy1: dont
  378. Enemy1: roast him
  379. TheCosmosWand: we are playing league of legends we dont need a college phd
  380. Teammate1: true
  381. Teammate1: ur
  382. Teammate1: diamond last season
  383. Teammate1: u mus tbe
  384. Teammate1: fucking
  385. Teammate1: magnificent
  386. Teammate1: just
  387. Teammate1: 30000000 iq PEWWW
  388. Teammate2: skt t1 ryze player, galaxy brain
  389. Teammate1: right off the roof
  390. Teammate1: LMFAO
  391. TheCosmosWand: I hit diamond last season i have you know
  392. TheCosmosWand: your still plat
  393. Teammate1: yeah true
  394. Teammate1: thats just
  395. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  396. Teammate1: unfortunate
  397. Teammate1: i need a few more lucky games
  398. Teammate1: to get that
  399. Teammate1: rank
  400. Teammate1: up
  401. Teammate1: adjogi
  402. Teammate1: :)
  403. Enemy1: ROFL
  404. TheCosmosWand: you do need luck
  405. TheCosmosWand: im pure skill
  406. Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  407. Teammate2: idk why ur talking ur still plat 3
  408. Teammate1: yeah true
  409. Teammate2: right now
  410. Teammate2: on opgg
  411. TheCosmosWand: all my wins 100 percent me
  412. Teammate1: fuck me
  413. Teammate1: in the ass
  414. TheCosmosWand: your wins are just getting carried
  415. Teammate1: his logic
  416. Teammate1: is just
  417. Teammate1: mind blowing
  418. Enemy1: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  419. TheCosmosWand: my logic is too much for your pea brain to handle
  420. Teammate2: 3 / 9 / 8
  421. 2 / 5 / 2
  422. 3 / 5 / 3
  423. 1 / 7 / 3
  424. 0 / 1 / 0
  425. 0 / 4 / 3
  426. Teammate2: nice carries bro
  427. TheCosmosWand: k/d/a doesnt mean shit
  428. Teammate1: alright
  429. Teammate1: then
  430. Teammate2: oh really
  431. Teammate1: how do u prove
  432. TheCosmosWand: i put in the work where it matters
  433. Teammate1: how good u are
  434. Teammate1: if ur kda
  435. Teammate1: doesnt show
  436. TheCosmosWand: i dont need proof
  437. Teammate1: what shows
  438. Teammate1: ?
  439. TheCosmosWand: i know im good
  440. TheCosmosWand: im not insecure like you
  441. Teammate2: so ur delusional
  442. Teammate2: got it
  443. TheCosmosWand: and need to smurf
  444. TheCosmosWand: so i dont get rammed in plat 1
  445. Enemy1: brooooooooooooooooo
  446. TheCosmosWand: you were legit afraid of pyke
  447. Teammate1: yeah u right tbh
  448. TheCosmosWand: a support
  449. Teammate1: mhm
  450. Teammate1: yeah
  451. Teammate1: thats right
  452. TheCosmosWand: like how are you afraid a support will oneshot anything
  453. Teammate1: *which did more damage*
  454. Teammate1: *btw*
  455. Teammate1: *not that u can even process statistics with ur fucking binary brain*
  456. Teammate1: ^_^
  457. TheCosmosWand: statistics are for cowards
  458. Teammate2: u should go back to shen
  459. Teammate2: and press r on players like reng
  460. TheCosmosWand: who need graphs to hide behind
  461. Teammate1: u should go back to
  462. Teammate2: maybe u will win some games
  463. Teammate1: the sewer
  464. Teammate1: and just
  465. TheCosmosWand: stats dont show the whole game
  466. Teammate1: stay homeless bro
  467. Teammate1: who let
  468. Teammate1: a homeless guy
  469. Teammate1: into the library
  470. Teammate1: and let him have wifi
  471. Teammate1: to play league
  472. Teammate1: just
  473. Teammate1: who
  474. Teammate1: does that
  475. Teammate1: most homeless people reads news
  476. Teammate1: not this guy
  477. Teammate1: hes flexing his skill and intelligence
  478. TheCosmosWand: if im homeless then you are literally the shit in the street i took
  479. TheCosmosWand: garbage
  480. TheCosmosWand: stay hardstuck plat 1
  481. Enemy1: thats
  482. Enemy1: kinda not
  483. TheCosmosWand: probably cant even reach diamond
  484. Enemy1: the definition
  485. Teammate1: hardstuck
  486. Teammate1: hm
  487. Enemy1: of hardstuck
  488. TheCosmosWand: solo
  489. Enemy1: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
  490. Teammate1: i legit
  491. Teammate1: sigh
  492. Teammate1: i dont even know
  493. Teammate1: how to convey this information
  494. Teammate1: with my
  495. Teammate1: 150 wpm
  496. Teammate1: like
  497. Teammate1: who can educate this man
  498. Teammate1: just who
  499. TheCosmosWand: wtf does wpm stand for
  500. Teammate2: LOL
  501. Enemy1: oh no
  502. Teammate1: oIJDIOGADG
  503. Teammate1: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
  504. TheCosmosWand: fuck you i dont need to know every abbreviation
  505. Teammate1: yo
  506. Teammate1: ryze
  507. Teammate1: whats
  508. Teammate1: us
  509. Teammate1: stand for?
  510. Teammate1: bro?
  511. Teammate1: u know what us is?
  512. Teammate1: U.S.
  513. Teammate1: if u want the formal way
  514. TheCosmosWand: U.S stands for fucking united states
  515. TheCosmosWand: im not that retarded
  516. Teammate1: XD
  517. Teammate1: whats
  518. Teammate1: DNA
  519. Teammate1: then
  520. Teammate1: bro
  521. Teammate1: if u went to
  522. Teammate1: middle school
  523. Teammate1: u would know
  524. Teammate1: btw
  525. Teammate1: ;)
  526. TheCosmosWand: no one uses wpm
  527. TheCosmosWand: for anything
  528. TheCosmosWand: dna is used commonly so is us
  529. Teammate2: but what does it mean
  530. TheCosmosWand: i have never once seen wpm as an abbreviation
  531. Teammate2: educate us faker-senpai
  532. Teammate1: WHAT DOES
  533. Teammate1: DNA
  534. Teammate1: MEAN
  535. Teammate1: THEN
  536. Teammate1: XD
  537. Teammate1: if it's so
  538. Teammate1: common
  539. Teammate1: :)
  540. TheCosmosWand: ITS THE FUCKING SPINNY THINGS WHEN THEY EXPLAIN GENES AND SHIT
  541. TheCosmosWand: FUCK OFF
  542. Enemy1: google.com
  543. Teammate2: LOLLLLOOOLOLOLOLLLOLOLL
  544. Enemy1: what does dna stand for
  545. TheCosmosWand: using google is cheating
  546. Teammate2: ok then what does dna mean
  547. TheCosmosWand: i dont know the expact fucking word for it but i know what it means
  548. Teammate2: so you dont know what it means
  549. Teammate2: is what
  550. Teammate2: ur saying
  551. TheCosmosWand: i do you brainlet
  552. Teammate1: LOL
  553. Teammate1: x
  554. Teammate1: d
  555. Teammate2: actually i just realized
  556. Teammate2: if u dont even know what wpm means
  557. Teammate2: why the fuck are you playing ryze
  558. Teammate2: LOL
  559. Enemy1: what does mph stand for
  560. Teammate1: i was kinda tilted
  561. Teammate1: not anymore
  562. Teammate1: since
  563. Teammate1: i lost
  564. Teammate1: cuz of this
  565. TheCosmosWand: miles per hour
  566. Teammate1: excuse of a piece of shit
  567. Teammate1: so at least
  568. TheCosmosWand: words per minute
  569. Enemy1: what does wpm stand for
  570. Teammate1: i dont feel like i did bad
  571. Teammate1: :0
  572. Teammate1: lOKIOFDB
  573. TheCosmosWand: im fucking retarded
  574. Teammate1: HE FOUND IT
  575. TheCosmosWand: fuck you guys
  576. TheCosmosWand: you could of legit just told me
  577. Teammate2: google is cheating
  578. Teammate2: remember
  579. TheCosmosWand: ya well i cheated fuck you
  580. Teammate2: JKLADSFKLP ASJDPFOI;A
  581. TheCosmosWand: fuck this test
  582. Enemy1: now this feels like bullying D:
  583. Teammate1: im just
  584. Teammate1: baffled
  585. Teammate1: by
  586. Teammate1: ur
  587. Teammate1: conspicuous
  588. Teammate1: intelligence
  589. Teammate1: my guy
  590. Teammate1: https://imgflip.com/i/31wts2
  591. Teammate1: :)
  592. TheCosmosWand: man my intelligence at least average
  593. Teammate2: LOL
  594. TheCosmosWand: easily
  595. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  596. Enemy1: ROFL
  597. Teammate1: wooo
  598. Teammate2: post this on twitter lol
  599. TheCosmosWand: you legit took time to make that shitty fucking wojak meme
  600. Teammate1: wojak?
  601. Teammate1: its group retards
  602. Teammate1: dipshit
  603. Teammate1: since ur last brain cells
  604. Teammate1: are a group of
  605. Teammate1: retards
  606. Teammate1: get it?
  607. Teammate1: HAHAH
  608. TheCosmosWand: i get it
  609. Teammate1: ok cool bro :)
  610. TheCosmosWand: you can fucking photoshop shit
  611. TheCosmosWand: doesnt mean your good
  612. TheCosmosWand: your still trash and im 99% sure im better than you
  613. Teammate1: oh wait
  614. Teammate1: YEAH UR RIGHT
  615. TheCosmosWand: what
  616. TheCosmosWand: i am right ez
  617. Teammate1: hm
  618. Teammate1: true
  619. Teammate1: i agree
  620. Teammate1: ur a better player
  621. TheCosmosWand: ty ty
  622. TheCosmosWand: im glad you finally understand
  623. TheCosmosWand: ill ez get challenger just to shit on your supposed alt account too
  624. Teammate1: hmmm
  625. Teammate1: bro r u done
  626. Teammate1: time to go to bed
  627. TheCosmosWand: ya
  628. Teammate1: night night bro ^_^
  629. TheCosmosWand: cya
  630. Teammate1: fucking retard
  631. Teammate1: pls
  632. TheCosmosWand: fuck you too
  633. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have nightmares
  634. TheCosmosWand: cunt
  635. Teammate2: D:
  636. Teammate2: so scary
  637. Teammate1: i hav enightmares
  638. Teammate1: of
  639. Teammate1: your 6 braincells
  640. Teammate1: haunting me
  641. Teammate1: and dragging down my iq
  642. Teammate1: my guy
  643. Teammate1: jesus
  644. TheCosmosWand: i hope you have a nightmare of me legit fucking your mom
  645. TheCosmosWand: fuck you
  646. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  647. Enemy1: one day he gonna lay down a little too hard and lose half his remaining brain cells oh no
  648. Teammate1: lOL
  649. Teammate1: u
  650. TheCosmosWand: i could lost half my braincells and still have more than you\
  651. Teammate1: fucking my mom?
  652. Teammate1: with ur nonexistent penis?
  653. Teammate1: liusten ryze
  654. Teammate1: the fact that
  655. Teammate1: u dont get how
  656. Teammate1: "6 brain cells" is a symbolic term
  657. Teammate1: is just
  658. Teammate1: conveying ur stupidity
  659. Teammate1: brain cells are approximately equivalent in every human being
  660. TheCosmosWand: man you probably have a double digit iq
  661. Teammate1: unless u legit are missing a chunk because of a physical injury
  662. Teammate1: and you?
  663. TheCosmosWand: idk never took an iq test
  664. Teammate1: you have the iq of a piece of frozen broccoli on mars bro shut the fuck up ^_^
  665. TheCosmosWand: so im just assuming im like 150
  666. TheCosmosWand: you have a negative iq
  667. Teammate1: iq
  668. Teammate1: cant be
  669. Teammate1: negative...
  670. Teammate1: sigh...
  671. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  672. Teammate1: thats like saying theres negative mass
  673. Teammate1: dipshit
  674. Teammate1: that doesnt fucking apply to reality
  675. Teammate1: "genius"
  676. TheCosmosWand: the sleep depreivation is making you stupid
  677. Teammate1: i mean thats a good reason
  678. Teammate1: but whats urs
  679. Teammate1: again
  680. Teammate1: the extra chromosome?
  681. TheCosmosWand: im not even autistic
  682. Teammate1: huh
  683. Teammate1: the extra chromosome
  684. TheCosmosWand: i've been tested and i passed
  685. Teammate1: means u have trisomy 21
  686. TheCosmosWand: easily
  687. Teammate1: thats down syndrome
  688. Teammate1: not autism
  689. Teammate1: LOOOOOL
  690. Teammate1: so yeah ur def not autistic
  691. Teammate1: ur diagnosed as a downy brother
  692. Teammate2: you needed to be tested for autism??
  693. Teammate2: cant relate
  694. TheCosmosWand: fuck off my older brother has autism
  695. Enemy1: homies with extra chromies
  696. TheCosmosWand: so i also got tested
  697. TheCosmosWand: when i was like 5
  698. Teammate1: and
  699. Teammate1: im surprised
  700. Teammate1: that they didnt tell u u had downs
  701. Teammate1: but said that u didnt have autism
  702. Teammate1: hmmm
  703. TheCosmosWand: you have the downs
  704. Teammate1: seems like they're hiding something from you
  705. Teammate1: im perfectly fine bro
  706. Teammate1: btw
  707. Teammate1: how many chromosomes do you have?
  708. TheCosmosWand: idk like 48
  709. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  710. Teammate2: ajFJPAOSDFJPASDF
  711. Teammate1: LJFDASIOJBFDSJBFDA
  712. Teammate1: HAHAHAHA
  713. Teammate1: i cant
  714. TheCosmosWand: stop just smashing your keyboard cause you cant type
  715. Teammate1: no im just
  716. Teammate1: "speechless"
  717. Teammate1: :)
  718. TheCosmosWand: by fucking what
  719. TheCosmosWand: you vague fucks
  720. Teammate1: ur inteligence of course :)
  721. Teammate1: its getting to me
  722. Teammate1: im being
  723. Teammate1: educated by u
  724. Teammate1: :)
  725. TheCosmosWand: im way smarter than you
  726. TheCosmosWand: fuck off
  727. Teammate1: yeah ofc
  728. TheCosmosWand: you probably dropped out of highschool or some dumbshit fuck you
  729. TheCosmosWand: you have a GPA of like 2
  730. Teammate1: 2?
  731. Teammate1: so let me ask u this
  732. Teammate1: what grades
  733. Teammate1: gives u a flat 2
  734. Teammate1: gpa
  735. Teammate1: no ap classes :)
  736. Teammate1: we'll give u the easy way out
  737. TheCosmosWand: like D's
  738. Teammate1: ap classes and having that 5.0 average
  739. Teammate1: might thro u off
  740. TheCosmosWand: you are a braindead nobody who probably failed a math class
  741. Teammate1: ?
  742. Teammate1: u know what
  743. TheCosmosWand: what
  744. Teammate1: even riemann and his fucking infinite sums couldnt approximate ur intelligence
  745. Teammate1: its just
  746. Teammate1: shooting off
  747. Teammate1: into indeterminate form
  748. Teammate1: inf^inf
  749. Teammate1: my guy
  750. Teammate1: it takes
  751. Teammate1: at least
  752. Teammate1: 3 integrals
  753. Teammate1: 3 path integrals*
  754. Teammate1: to calculate ur train of thought
  755. Teammate1: u intellectual :)
  756. Teammate1: that shit just doesnt come off normally
  757. Teammate1: its like
  758. TheCosmosWand: im unpredicatable that is legit just a compliment
  759. Teammate1: an abnormal electron during positron decay
  760. Teammate1: yeah dude
  761. TheCosmosWand: you are actually out of insults
  762. Teammate1: exactl
  763. TheCosmosWand: and are just complimenting me now
  764. Teammate1: how can i insult u
  765. Teammate1: when ur
  766. Teammate1: that smart
  767. Teammate1: no
  768. Teammate1: im just
  769. Teammate1: admitting that
  770. Teammate1: ur a superior being bro
  771. Teammate1: dont worry about it
  772. TheCosmosWand: you probably play fortnite
  773. TheCosmosWand: just saying
  774. Teammate1: legit
  775. Teammate1: dont have fortnite
  776. Teammate1: even on my pc
  777. Teammate1: bro
  778. Teammate1: ..
  779. TheCosmosWand: same
  780. Teammate1: yikes
  781. Teammate2: whats fortnite
  782. Teammate1: did u uninstall it
  783. Teammate1: after
  784. Teammate1: u lost in it
  785. Teammate1: to 12 year olds?
  786. Teammate1: i mean ur too smart for them anyway theres no point
  787. TheCosmosWand: no i dont play shitty battle royale games
  788. Teammate1: oh ok got it
  789. TheCosmosWand: i only play shitty mobas
  790. Teammate1: ur judgment is right
  791. Teammate1: :)
  792. TheCosmosWand: ur prob ugly irl
  793. Teammate1: hm
  794. Teammate1: u right
  795. Teammate1: u must be
  796. TheCosmosWand: same
  797. Teammate1: fucking
  798. Teammate1: zac efron bro
  799. Teammate1: 6 pack poppin off
  800. TheCosmosWand: who even is zac efron
  801. Teammate1: like ur ulti at the end of that game
  802. TheCosmosWand: my ultimate was a SLIGHT lapse of judgement
  803. TheCosmosWand: it happens to everyone at least once in like 1000 games
  804. Teammate1: to you
  805. Teammate1: once in 30..
  806. Teammate1: i suppose
  807. Teammate1: obviously not questioning ur intelligence or anything i mean ur superior
  808. Teammate1: just
  809. Teammate1: throwing out an educated opinion
  810. TheCosmosWand: your educated opinion is like that of a preschoolers
  811. TheCosmosWand: its shit
  812. TheCosmosWand: shouldnt even be considered educated
  813. TheCosmosWand: just an opinion
  814. TheCosmosWand: a shitty opinion
  815. TheCosmosWand: from a bad player
  816. Teammate1: u cranking out dead facts man i cant even refute
  817. TheCosmosWand: you are legit more obnoxious when you just agree
  818. TheCosmosWand: cause it just comes off as smug
  819. Teammate1: hm
  820. Teammate1: idk
  821. TheCosmosWand: and you acting as if your better than me
  822. Teammate1: what i should do then
  823. Teammate1: but i mean
  824. Teammate1: if it took u this long
  825. Teammate1: to realize
  826. Teammate1: im mocking you
  827. TheCosmosWand: when we are both legit playing fucking league of legends in plat elo
  828. Teammate1: for how retarded and delusional you are
  829. Teammate1: theres no point in arguing
  830. Teammate1: with someone like you
  831. TheCosmosWand: go to bed
  832. Teammate1: It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.
  833. Enemy1: its been 40 minutes since the games ended
  834. TheCosmosWand: you dont need to win an argument
  835. TheCosmosWand: just let bigons be bigons
  836. TheCosmosWand: fag
  837. Teammate2: bigons
  838. Teammate2: whats that
  839. TheCosmosWand: bygones
  840. TheCosmosWand: im retarded
  841. TheCosmosWand: actually fucking cant spell
  842. TheCosmosWand: wtf
  843. Teammate1: IM DEAD
  844. Teammate2: the fact that you misspelled it twice
  845. Teammate2: the same way
  846. Teammate2: without noticing
  847. TheCosmosWand: I WAS TRYING TO DO THE SAYING
  848. TheCosmosWand: SO I DIDNT REALIZE IT FUCK OFF
  849. TheCosmosWand: YOU GIANT LOSER
  850. Teammate2: hey that hurt my feelings
  851. Teammate2: take it back
  852. TheCosmosWand: okay
  853. TheCosmosWand: im sorry
  854. Teammate2: thanks
  855. TheCosmosWand: sike fuck you
  856. TheCosmosWand: you suck
  857. Teammate2: D:
  858. Teammate1: xP
  859. TheCosmosWand: you probably have 49 chromosomes
  860. TheCosmosWand: downy
  861. Teammate1: oof
  862. Teammate1: dead insult
  863. Teammate1: pretty sure
  864. Teammate1: chromosomes come in pairs
  865. Teammate1: odds are hard to come by if u have pairs..
  866. TheCosmosWand: you have an extra one
  867. Teammate1: hmmm
  868. Teammate1: yeah but
  869. Teammate1: chromosomes
  870. Teammate1: can grow
  871. Teammate1: but the other one is affected as well
  872. Teammate1: so it literally HAS to be paired
  873. Teammate1: cuz its from ur parents
  874. Teammate1: unless u have one parent
  875. TheCosmosWand: fine you have 50
  876. TheCosmosWand: then
  877. Teammate1: asexual reproduction?
  878. Teammate1: no judgment there bud
  879. TheCosmosWand: you legit look like a big toe
  880. Enemy1: ROFL
  881. Enemy1: @corvus you legit look like a big toe
  882. Teammate1: so if im tyler1
  883. TheCosmosWand: you have no redeeming qualities
  884. Teammate1: that means i make hella bank
  885. Teammate1: sweeeeet
  886. TheCosmosWand: your also a manlet
  887. Teammate1: i mean
  888. TheCosmosWand: then
  889. Teammate1: at least i have a house to live in
  890. Teammate1: so
  891. Teammate1: ryze
  892. Teammate1: u do realize
  893. Teammate1: all of this is
  894. Teammate1: recorded on stream
  895. Teammate1: ur streaming ur retardedness
  896. Teammate1: to 1200 ppl
  897. Teammate1: im legit
  898. Teammate1: blocking ur name
  899. Teammate1: so u dont get
  900. Teammate1: ppl adding u
  901. Teammate1: and fucking tearing ur life apart
  902. TheCosmosWand: i aint a pussy
  903. Teammate1: and ddosing u
  904. TheCosmosWand: i dont care how many braindead losers watch a mediocre rengar
  905. TheCosmosWand: link stream
  906. TheCosmosWand: otherwise you are full of shit
  907. Teammate1: https://www.twitch.tv/scrubnoob
  908. TheCosmosWand: i knew it
  909. TheCosmosWand: you are full shit
  910. Teammate1: what
  911. Teammate1: thats legit my stream
  912. Teammate1: ;)
  913. TheCosmosWand: and im faker
  914. Teammate1: with that ryze ulti
  915. Teammate1: definitely
  916. Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owe7hoR1XGQ
  917. Teammate1: this is u
  918. Teammate1: watch first clip
  919. Teammate1: :0
  920. TheCosmosWand: actually faker wished he was me
  921. Teammate1: faker
  922. Teammate1: is legit
  923. Teammate1: copying ur playstyle
  924. Teammate1: in that clip
  925. Teammate1: bro
  926. TheCosmosWand: see everyone has a fuckup like that
  927. TheCosmosWand: while playing ryze
  928. Teammate1: mhm
  929. TheCosmosWand:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHI31ccrCtY
  930. TheCosmosWand: that might help you
  931. Teammate1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JihUdxTSTiQ
  932. Teammate1: her
  933. Teammate1: this one will
  934. Teammate1: give u some
  935. Teammate1: self expression
  936. TheCosmosWand: cheeky cunt
  937. TheCosmosWand: this conversation has gone on
  938. TheCosmosWand: for far too fucking long
  939. Teammate1: u werent gonna win anyways
  940. Teammate1: so
  941. Teammate1: w/e
  942. TheCosmosWand: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIN THIS
  943. Teammate1: ?
  944. TheCosmosWand: winning an argument just depends on your outlook of how it went
  945. TheCosmosWand: if you think you lost you lost if you think you won you won
  946. Teammate1: totally
  947. TheCosmosWand: unless there is a judge or some shit
  948. Teammate1: its not like
  949. Teammate1: rhetoric
  950. Teammate1: and logic
  951. Teammate1: exists
  952. TheCosmosWand: my logic is sound
  953. TheCosmosWand: so i win
  954. TheCosmosWand: ez
  955. Teammate1: hm
  956. Teammate1: u right
  957. TheCosmosWand: anyone can say that they have perfect logic
  958. TheCosmosWand: that doesnt make it true
  959. Teammate1: yeah dude
  960. Teammate1: ur righ
  961. Teammate1: right
  962. TheCosmosWand: you know what who won this argument pyke
  963. TheCosmosWand: you be the judge who has the bigger brain
  964. Teammate1: dont even ask him
  965. Teammate1: jus
  966. Teammate1: u won
  967. Teammate1: ok
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