Multi-Paradigm: You jump through a ring.
Procedural: You jump through a ring and teleport to the middle of a cornfield.
Object-Oriented: You jump through a ring and teleport into the middle of a cornfield filled with clones of yourself.
Functional: You jump through 100 rings. It was more work but you're very satisfied.
Agent-Oriented: You suffer the agonies of which all man kind has suffered through the eternities in one brief moment, just long enough for you to realize all life is hopeless and will ultimately result in more suffering, and you quickly fashion the ring into a noose to end it all.