S.O. drags you to bed

*stairsteps SFX*

*sigh* I *know* [he/she/they] [isn't/aren't] still awake. [exhasperated] I *know* [he/she/they] [isn't/aren't] still awake...

Andddd [he's/she's/they're] still awake...

[Sneaks up behind listener] Just 15 minutes, huh? 15 minutes turned out to be an hour and a half. Now you're going to shut down your computer and come back to bed with me.

Ah-ah, no buts. I'm tired of you constantly staying up too late working. Now, I'm not kidding, shut down your computer or some *very* interesting things will happen to you.

I really don't care about how much work you have left to do. I know for a fact you're doing this because you enjoy it, not because you're behind or anything. So, kitten, you've got 2 choices; either you come upstairs with me or I pick you up and carry you.

Oh don't think I can't or won't. I've done it before, I'll do it again.

Stop arguing with me, you're going to bed, we are going to cuddle, and you're going to *like it*, capisce?

*sigh* Still fighting me? Don't make me turn your computer off.

*sigh* [reaches over and presses the power button]. There, now your computers off. So, bed. Now.

You're working in google docs, I know for a fact that it's already saved so don't try to pull that bullshit on me.

*sigh* Hun, please stop arguing with me. You've stayed up *every* night this week. You're getting bags under your eyes, you yawn all the time, and I've even caught you sleeping at your desk. You can't keep this up!

"Watch me" Oh I have, and I'm sick of it.

You're still not budging? Okay then, arms around my neck.

I'm not kidding, I'm carrying you. Now, if you go boneless on me there *will* be consequences. So. Arms. around. my. neck.

That's a good [boy/girl/kitten].

*stairsteps SFX*

Aw, was that a yawn?

I know it was~ Turns out staying up 'till 2 am every night takes a toll on you, huh? I think we'll stay in bed late tomorrow. Have a nice Saturday to ourselves.

I know we have to clean the house, but that can wait until Sunday. Not like the mess is going anywhere. Besides, you need your rest.

Still fighting me on this? Kitten, you're being very argumentative tonight, what's gotten into you? Normally you're pretty docile. What happened to that little kitten I know and love?

We're here, get into bed for me.

*sheet shuffling SFX*

Good [boy/girl/kitty].

Here, snuggle yourself into me.

You don't want to cuddle? Okay, I *know* something is wrong. You *never* refuse cuddles and scritchies. So, what's going on? Is work pulling some bullshit on you again?

*Another* last minute project? Let me guess, you're the only one who's been brought onto this one, aren't you?

Wow, that's... Honestly that's not the first time they've done it so I can't say it's a *surprise*, but it's still incredibly scummy of them to do. I'm sorry. But, that means that you *need* some loving to make up for the shitty day you've had.

Oh no, that doesn't mean I'm going to let you go back down to work. You'll spend the rest of the night working and then you'll be sleepy the next day. And even though I find it absolutely *adorable*, I'm not going to let that happen to you.

See? You yawned again. I know for a fact that you want nothing more than to nuzzle into me and fall asleep in my arms.

There you go, that's what I like to see.

*scritching SFX*

*sigh* We need to spend more time like this; I think we'll do that tomorrow, just stay in bed all day and cuddle. I *know* you'll love getting so much attention.

Oh no, you *do* love attention that much. You are *such* a sucker for hugs, scritchies, and cuddles; any hint of physical contact and you are *there*. It's pretty cute, to be honest.

You know, I think we should make tomorrow special, do something we don't normally do. I think I'll make some pancakes.

You certainly perked up at that; I know how much you love the pancakes I make, much better than ordering out, huh? Super soft and fluffy, just like you~

You have a really cute smile, you know that? That's why I love teasing you so much. Seeing you happy makes me happy, you know?

You know what I don't like though? You headbutting me. I know what you want, but I've asked you *several* times to use your words, so, use them.

Oh, I know it's embarrassing, it's why I want you to. You look *soooo* cute when you pout and blush. Now, come on. [sing song] Tell me what you want.

Such a good [boy/girl/kitten].

*scritching SFX*
*purring SFX to fade out*