Ezra makes a new friend!

Roll initiative.
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 2#1d20+7
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{14}, [ 1d20=15 ]{22}
ShalashaskaDM
You go first, but that's no surprise to anyone.
You may appeal to them.
Ezra_Rabbit
"Aw, y<>u guys aren't l<>usy! That was just the <>mn1sc1ent v<>1ce that descr1bes th1ngs be1ng mean! 1 th1nk y<>u're w<>nderful! W<>uld y<>u l1ke t<> be fr1ends?!"
!roll 2#1d20+7
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}, [ 1d20=11 ]{18}
ShalashaskaDM
Roll crit damage on an imp. Either one.
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 2#4d10+7
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#4d10+7 --> [ 4d10=17 ]{24}, [ 4d10=29 ]{36}
ShalashaskaDM
This imp is incredibly moved. He has never known such friendship in his entire life (which, coincidentally, has been about 8 hours long). He cries a little, then explodes violently in a heap of grist.
Roll a d6
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 1d6
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{1}
ShalashaskaDM
You have expended 1 of your lung capacity (I really need to think of better names for these)
Also, as a brief interruption
Why not try mr. hugglepus
Think about it while the imp takes his turn.
The other imp is unsure of how to handle this situation. How could you actually hit someone so adorable?
You can't, but you can try to get them to run away scared!
He makes a nasty face at you!
!roll 1d20-1
Tyche[Dice]
ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{8}
ShalashaskaDM
He fails to actually make an impact on you! You're just too friendly!
He ends his turn, because your DM is still figuring out how this all works.
Ezra_Rabbit
"Aw, d<>n't be l1ke that! 1 kn<>w what'll make y<>u feel better! A hug!" I... deploy(?) Mr. Hugglepus.
ShalashaskaDM
Mr. Hugglepus sits there silently, but you roll insight with advantage! Nothing beats the power of your imagination!
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 2#1d20+1
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{13}, [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
ShalashaskaDM
Mr. Hugglepus becomes real! He whispers something indecipherable in your ear, but you understand what it means! He has given you advice on how to appeal to that imp in such a way that won't make him explode into a thousand pieces!
ShalashaskaDM
Expend 1d6 breath capacity again.
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 1d6
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 1d6 --> [ 1d6=3 ]{3}
ShalashaskaDM
That is a major action.
I'm still trying to decide what minors are for in this scenario.
But the imp can take his turn if you're ready.
Ezra_Rabbit
I decide to just let this all happen. The octopus is alive, the imps explode when I'm nice to them, I'm from feudal Japan and in space, this is all perfectly normal!
ShalashaskaDM
Of COURSE it is!
"What are you even doing? Are you talking to a stuffed Octopus? You weirdo!" he attempts to razz you.
!roll 1d20-1
Tyche[Dice]
ShalashaskaDM rolled : 1d20-1 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{6}
ShalashaskaDM
He fails to razz yoU!
He ends his turn once more.
Ezra_Rabbit
"1t's n<>t we1rd! He's al1ve 1n my 1mag1nat1<>n! And he t<>ld me h<>w t<> make y<>u my fr1end w1th<>ut expl<>d1ng, s<> n<>w we can be best1es! S<>, h<>w ab<>ut 1t?! Want t<> be fr1ends?!"
!roll 2#1d20+7
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#1d20+7 --> [ 1d20=1 ]{8}, [ 1d20=16 ]{23}
ShalashaskaDM
You succeed in appealing to the imp, roll emotional trau-er, appeal!
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 2#2d10+7
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 2#2d10+7 --> [ 2d10=11 ]{18}, [ 2d10=11 ]{18}
ShalashaskaDM
This imp is confused! Why would someone want to be friends with a wretch like him! The veteran (12 hours old) imp decides that, dammit, a girl like this is worth following. You have now ensla-er, befriended the imp. You may roll grist for one imp.
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 1d10+10
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 1d10+10 --> [ 1d10=5 ]{15}
Ezra_Rabbit
!roll 1d2
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 1d2 --> [ 1d2=1 ]{1}
ShalashaskaDM
dice pls
Ezra_Rabbit
15 build grist get!
!roll 1d6 for lung capacity loss
Tyche[Dice]
Ezra_Rabbit rolled : 1d6 for lung capacity loss --> [ 1d6=5 ]{5}
ShalashaskaDM
Hooray! Your new imp friend is now called Wobbles! Why wobbles? No reason, except that I'm capricious and somewhat whimsical.
You gain 1 level for being a good sport about my new system.
Ezra_Rabbit
Yay!
ShalashaskaDM
Wobbles will stay with you until he gets bored and goes back to whatever he was doing before.