The Second Day of Peace Part 2

>You are Anon.
>And you fucked up royally.
>There are times where you just need to stay quiet.
>You just dropped off Fluttershy back at her cottage.
>Oh yeah and told her that one of her fetish guesses was right.
>At least you didn't specify on which one. You only told Applejack what one of your many fetishes was and she promised she'd stay quiet.
>She must never know that angry sex is also your fetish, she'll probably have a field day with that one.
>Now to get home, damn you alcohol amplifying spell. You have no idea how long your walk is going to be. But you have to make it home.
>Like hell you're going to stay at Fluttershy's place.
>You start walking home under the moonlight. You're  beginning to wonder where everyone is when you entered the town again. The town is usually lively but it seems to be a ghost town tonight just like last year. What is up with that?
>Looks like you aren't going to make it though, however Twilight's treehouse library is in your sight. On another note would that be a treebrary?
>You walk just a little bit closer and just before you can knock on her door you pass out. Damn it you was so close.

>You wake up on Twilight's bed. It's small but surprisingly soft.
>Day keep your friends close in Equestria.
>Twilight walks in "Good morning sleepy head!"
"Good morning Twi."
>"How'd you sleep?"
"Great, thanks for helping me out."
>"You and Fluttershy must've had some fun last night."
"Well I'd say more of just talking getting to know each other over a couple of drinks."
>"*GASP* you and Fluttershy are dating?!"
"What? No, we were just hanging out. It was our day of peace yesterday."
>"Day of Peace?"
"Yeah a day where Fluttershy doesn't do her crazy antics or fetish guessing. We just hang out at the bar and have a few drinks and laughs just chatting."
>"So how'd did you end up on my doorstep?"
"Well, Fluttershy got drunk before she went to the bar drinking apple cider so I had to make sure she got home safely on the way there, apparently Fluttershy had you cast a spell on me that makes me more drunk than I should be by 3 fold, when I got back into town and saw your place first I tried to knock but I passed out before I could." You give her an evil glare.
>"Heh heh sorry about that. I'm surprised that spell was still in effect it's been 3 months."
"Where did you get the chance to cast the spell?"
>"Your bedroom while you slept." she says and chuckles nervously.
"I'll let that one slide."
>"Again sorry about that."
"So can you de-spell me?"
>"Sure thing."
"Thank you."
>"Just follow me downstairs and we'll get started."
>Barely woke up and you're already getting things out of the way.
>You follow her downstairs, Twilight points to a chair for you sit in. You hope you don't break it. You sit down and it's more sturdier than you thought.
>"Okay Anon just relax this'll be over before you know it."
>She closes her eyes and her horn begins to glow. The magical purple aura surrounds you. It begins tingling and tickling you then you see a bright flash of light which forces you to close your eyes.
>You open your eyes and it's done.
"That was quick."
>"Told you."
>You hear a knock at the door.
"I'll get it."
>You open the door and it's Pinkie Pie being Pinkie Pie. That's the best way to describe her. She seems to have envelopes in her hooves. How the hell do the grasp and hold things? Poor logic, getting it's anus destroyed from all illogical things in this realm.
"Hey Pinkie what's up?"
>"A party! That's what's up!"
"Hey Twi, it's Pinkie. She says she's having a party."
>"I'll be there in a minute I just need to use the restroom first." Twilight says.
>"So Anon, are you gonna be there?"
"When is it?"
>"Tomorrow night at 8 at SugarCube Corner. It's on the invite in the envelope. Ya gonna be there?" She hoofs you the party invite.
>Why does everything happen at 8 at night? Is that some sort of universal rule among all universes? You can see it now
Universal rules of Universes
1:Everything happens at 8:00 PM
2:Don't question Pinkie's time space ability
3:Never ask "Can today get any worse?"
4:Never answer when your wife/girlfriend asks "Do these jeans make me look fat?" It's a trap.
5:Never break a Pinkie Promise.
6:It's ALWAYS Pony magic. (only applicable where there are magical ponies)
7:Where there are pigs there is bacon.
8:Red bull does not, under any circumstances, give you wings. If they do you're a cartoon.
9:You can't have your cake and eat it too. But Pinkie Pie can.
10:Pinkie's Hugs are deadly, but not as deadly as Fluttershy's cuddles you'll die of cuteness overload.
11: If you see a blue old fashioned police box sitting at some random location assume The Doctor is around.
12: Sonic Screwdrivers are awesome.
13: Fact is more bizarre than fiction.
>Oh yeah that seems about right. Oh yeah right back to Pinkie's question.
"Duh what huh?
>"Silly, are ya gonna be there?"
"Yeah, I've got nothing to do tomorrow. I'll see you there."
>"ohmygoshIcan'tbelievitAnonImissyousomuchIthoughtyouhatedme!"
>Somehow you manage to understand that. It's too creepy to acknowledge that fact.
"Calm down Pinkie."
>She hugs you so tightly. Trying to grasp for air you tap her on her back to signal that your lack of oxygen could cause an abundance in death. "I'm so glad I stop by here first! You're the first to be invited! You better be the first to show up!"
>She let's go of you and rubs the back of her neck awkwardly.
>"Heh heh sorry about that."
>Twilight finishes her business and walks to the door.
>"Hey Pinkie, what's up?"
>"A Party! That's what's up!"
>Dafuq deja vu.
>Pinkie then looks at you with a quizzical look.
>"What are you doing here this early Anon?"
"Long story."
>"Really?"
"Well not that long."
>"I'm all ears! We can have a chit-chat over some coffee and cupcakes!"
>She pulls a box of delightful cupcakes out of thin air.
>Nope not going to question it. Too afraid of the answer.
>"Well come on in Pinkie. I'd like to hear some details as well."
>Pinkie walks in and places the cupcake at a nearby table and motions the rest of you to come over.
>You and Twilight walk over to the table and have a seat.
"Hey Pinkie what about the invites to your party?"
>"Oh Right! Be right back."
>A pink blur flashes past you.
>You and Twilight look at each other then shrug.
"Ummm I'll go prepare the coffee."
>You walk in the kitchen with the intent to make coffee only to be dumbfounded that Pinkie is already pouring a cup of it.
>All Hail Pinkie Pie the Goddess of Nonsense.
>Damn it how does she do that?! Seriously even pony magic can't compare to what she can do.
"Pinkie what are you doing here?"
>"Making coffee silly."
"What about the invites to your party?"
>"All done. I wanted be back sooner but ya know how ponies can get chatty." she says as she giggles.
>Yep you just heard the sound of logic getting kicked out of the window from the 34th floor and fell to it's death.
>It just occured to you that you'd rather have Fluttershy guess your fetishes and do her crazy antics than Pinkie having the hots for you. You shudder from the thought. Damn what in the illogical flying fucking of all hells would happen if that did happen? Good God there would be no escape. Worry and fear begin to show on your face.
>"You ok Anon?"
"Huh? oh yeah heh heh."
>Pinkie hoofs you your cup of coffee.
>"Alright! Now let's hear all about last night."
>You and Pinkie come back into what you assume is the living room. Back to the table you sat at before.
>You all have a seat.
"Ok where to begin..."
>"Wait, before telling us anything how about explaining why you've been so anti-social this past year?" Pinkie Pie said.
"What? Oh come on I visit the town from time to time."
>"Yeah we know odd jobs and groceries but would it kill you to visit me or my friends?" Twilight replied.
"Well no...I just like being in the comfort of my own home."
>"Lazy! At least come by to check out a book!" Twilight shouted to the top of her lungs.
"Hey Twi it's a two-way street, You're more than welcome to visit me it's not like I'm busy everyday."
>"Well Anon I mean-..." You cut her off before she can finish.
"At least Fluttershy visits me at 8:03 am on the dot every morning. What do YOU do at that time?"
>"You're right."
"And one more thing she at least-...What?"
>"I said you're right and I'm wrong."
"Did you just say what I thought you said?"
>"Yes."
"YES! In yo face Purple Smart!"
>You stand up and start doing your celebration dance. You just won an argument against Twilight Sparkle.
"I'm right, I'm right. You're wrong and I am right. Running man with a plan!"
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>This is a rarity. Hey speaking of Rarity you haven't seen her for months you should give her a visit.
>Pinkie starts laughing at your little dance. "Oh my Celestia! What are you even doing?"
"Pinkie I don't think you realize. I just won an arguement against the all knowing Twilight Sparkle Element of Magic. The Magical Librarian. The Great Bookworm. The Goddess of Eggheads!"
>"Ummm Anon..."
"Zip it Twi, Don't take this away from me."
>"You do realize I can turn you into a frog right?"
>You stop your dancing to a screeching halt. Damn it just when you thought you won.
"Why is it always a frog?"
>"It's just a classic threat. Now have a seat before I turn you into my personal chair."
"Ummmm Twilight that didn't sound right."
>She puts her thinking face on for a second. At the realization at what she just said she begins to blush.
>"Ummm I mean..."
"Ohoho looks like we got a naughty librarian on our hands and hoofs Pinkie."
>Pinkie starts laughing causing you to laugh as well. Oh man this is one hell of a way to start a day.
>"Shut up! We're getting off subject." The naughty librarian replied. Oh you're going to milk that as much as possible.
"Oh right! Last night."
>Pinkie and Twilight begin to focus their eyes on you awaiting a word from you.
"Ok I think I'll start at the beginning. For you to get the whole story. It all started with a brick flying through my bedroom window..."
>You tell them about Berry Punch throwing a brick at your window and telling you to get exiled to the moon. Then what happened the following morning. Twilight recalls that day claiming she remembers it like it was yesterday. You then tell them about Fluttershy offering to repair the window in exchange for just having a drink with her at the bar.
>You then tell them about how that night became the Day of peace and that each year you would have one more drink than the last. A break from all of Fluttershy's Tom Foolery. (Seriously old people make me laugh with their lingo)
>Then you tell them all about what happened last night. The talk about whether or not Fluttershy has a chance of being with you. How you feel about the interspecies relationships. The Pinkie Promises you made to Fluttershy. Both of them awww.
>"Oh so you're ticklish huh?" Twilight and Pinkie said in unison. They begin to scoot their chairs closer to you.
"Oh hell no don't even think about it!"
>"You intend on keeping those Pinkie Promises right?" Pinkie said with a serious tone.
"That's the plan. Do any of you have the time?"
>Twilight poofs a watch on her wrist "I've got half after seven."
"Oh okay good. I'll have enough time to make it back home before Fluttershy begins her Tom Foolery."
>"You really like saying that don't you?" Twilight replied.
"It's so funny! I can't wait to be old. I'm gonna give young folks hell."
>"But who are you going to grow old with Anon?" Twilight replied with a sad look on her face.
"I'd rather not think about it." You said with a bit of a frown.
>You thank Pinkie for the delicious cupcakes and thank Twilight once again for helping you out. As you walk out the door Twilight yells. "Hey you're gonna have to break that taboo of yours someday!"
>No, you can't you simply can't. No can do, you're no horse fucker. You're going to have to cope with thine circumstances. Hey maybe Princess Celestia or Princess Luna can help you get back to your world. But you don't want to leave this place behind you've made too many friends to just up and leave.
>You push these thoughts aside. The shit is too depressing. Think cupcakes, Pinkie's smile. That can cheer anyone up. That's better.
>Before you even realize it you're standing at your doorstep.
>You get your keys out of your pocket. Unlock the door and enter your house. Just like you left it. You check the clock on the wall in the living room
>7:53 am.
>You still have some time to spare before Fluttershy shows up. After telling her that one of her previous guesses was in fact correct you're sure she's going to do a repeat today.
>You rest on the couch for a little while. Trying to decide what you're going to to do today. You just might visit Rarity, the uptight snob of The Elements of Harmony. But she has her moments where she can be delightfully awesome so you would consider her a friend. Not to mention she was nice enough to make you some clothes when you arrived here no charge and you felt like a boss whenever you wore them. You know what? You're going to visit Rarity today after Fluttershy makes her fetish guess. You want to hurry up and get it out of the way.
>You check the time on the clock again.
>8:03 am.
>Knock Knock at the door
>Right on time.
>You get up to answer the door.
>It's Fluttershy with her saddlebag and an angry look on her face.
>She barges in with no reguard to you. "Move it!"
>She slams the door with her hind legs. Takes off her saddlebag and tosses it on the floor. Grabs a news paper on the counter and walks to your couch and lays on it relaxing and begins reading it.
>She crunches up the newspaper "Ugh! Can't we have anything up to date in this house!"
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>You walk over to her to find out what the fuck she's up to.
"Fluttershy what are you doing?"
>*smack*
>She slaps you across the face with her hoof leaving a strong sting.
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>"Bitch don't ask me questions! Go make your sorry flank useful and make me a salad!"
"Ha! You must have me twist-.."*SMACK* She slaps you again even harder.
>"Don't make me repeat myself bitch. Do it now!" She turns you around and slaps your ass and pushes you into the kitchen "Do it sexy too, and no tomatoes! After you're done I want a belly rub!"
>Wait you remember this fetish guess. The abusive wife fetish damn close to having a mistress but a bit too doom and gloom for your taste.
"Having an abusive wife isn't my fetish Fluttershy."
>"Awww really? Darn I'll try again tomorrow. I wasn't too rough with you was I?"
>You rub your face from the slaps she gave you. Damn she can hit hard.
"A little bit yeah. That last slap hurt like hell."
>She walks up to you and rubs your face softly "I'm so sorry! Please forgive me?"
"It's alright Flutters, don't worry about it."
>"Alright see ya later have a good day Anon."
"Later Fluttershy, if you run into Rainbow Dash tell her I said "Sup?" can you do that?"
>"Anything for you, Oh by the way are you going to be at Pinkie's Party?"
"Yeah I'll be there. I decided to take your advice."
>"Yes! Can't wait!" She grabs her saddlebag and puts it on and begins to walk out. When she passes the front door into the outside she stops and turns around to you.
>"Hey Anon?"
"What?"
>"C-can I have a b-belly rub please?"
"Maybe on the next day of peace."
>Fucking Fluttershy. If she's not trying to guess your fetish, she's being adorable.
>She leaves with her head hung low.
>You close the door and head to the bathroom.
>You do your morning routine.
>Today has never felt so backwards.
>You get out of the bathroom and walk into your bedroom to put on some fresh clothes.
>After getting ready you decide it's time to give Rarity a little visit.
>You grab your keys and wallet and head out the door.
>You walk into town and you notice some ponies have a surprised look on their face. You have no idea why you've been living here for quite some time.
>You arrive at Rarity's place and knock on the door.
>Rarity answers the door and you hear a loud gasp escape from her lips. She stands on her hind legs and hugs you tightly.
>"Anon! My darling oh how I've missed you!"
>She looks up to you with a smile and sparkle in her eyes.
>"It's been too long since I've seen your face. Please come in I'll put some tea on."
>She let's go of you and you enter her house.
>You follow her to the kitchen and have a seat at the kitchen table.
>She starts the process of making tea and humming a nice little tune.
>"So Anon, what brings you here today hmm?"
"I decided to stop by for a friendly visit. It's been months since I've seen you. I figured what's the harm in catching up?"
>"Oh how lovely we do indeed need to catch up. We always seem to get along famously. Even though you can be a bit of a brute from time to time." She said with a smile.
>Ah yes that's right. Rarity was a good drinking buddy of yours. There were nights where you would visit her and she would always seemed to have apple cider or wine and occasionally the hard stuff. She never told you her source but always shared with you trying new drink mixtures and telling stories. You two never escalated into getting intimate with each other with the whole taboo and all. How could you forget how awesome Rarity was?
"Yes indeed, even though you can be a bit uptight you're still cool in my book."
>She laughs knowing she can be an uptight snob. She doesn't care she knows you and her are still friends.
>After she got the tea on the stove she has a seat at the table across from you.
>"So tell me Anon, how are things with Fluttershy? I assume she has finally gave up."
"Well things between me and her haven't really changed, she's still at it but we found common ground though."
>"That's good to hear. So what was her fetish guess today?"
"Abusive wife."
>"Again? Why on Equestria would she try that one again?"
>You laugh awkwardly and rub your neck with your hand.
"Well, last night I kinda told her that one of previous fetish guess was correct and didn't tell her which one."
>"What?! What possessed you to tell her that?"
"Alcohol."
>"WHAT?! You actually had drinks with her?! Anon what's been going on?"
"Yeah, Rarity I'm going to have to bring you up to speed."
>"Yes. But judging by how this sounds I'm going to need my cup of tea so let's wait a few minutes hmm?"
>You wait there a few minutes in silence playing a staring contest it seems.
>The teapots begins it's ear shattering ringing hiss.
>"Oh yes! Tea tiiiime!" she said with a sing-song tone.
>She uses her magic to grab the teapot and two cups for the both of you. Pours into the two cups. She starts giggling just awaiting for the update of your life.
>"Alright I have my tea. So Anon tell me how Fluttershy manage to get you to have a drink with her?"
"Well...It all started last year with a brick flying through my bedroom window..."
>That's got to be one awesome way to start a story.
>You pretty much told her what you told Pinkie and Twilight. Along with what happen yesterday with you helping Applejack at the farm and excluding the little confession you told Applejack, you really are going to have to take her word for it. You already have two mares wanting you. You don't need a third. You also told Rarity about how your day has gone so far and Fluttershy's attempt today.
>"My word! That is quite the turnaround for you two, you couldn't stand Fluttershy now here you are being casual with her after she has made her guess. I think she's getting to you."
"HA! You're kidding right? Hell would have to freeze over, melt and then get renovated as a Starbucks before I fall for her."
>"What's a Starbuck?"
"Never mind that. The point is something impossible will have to happen before I even consider her an option."
>"Ummm I hate to burst your bubble but...Pinkie Pie happened."
>Shit, she's got a good point.
"...Damn it."
>"Just give it up Anon. You can't run forever."
"The Doctor did all he does is run."
>"Doctor Who?"
"Never mind."
>"Anon you are going to be at Pinkie's party tomorrow right?"
"Yeah, I figured I should. I don't want her thinking I hate her."
>"That's nice. Now Anon it's been awhile since we enjoyed each others company and I've got some drink mixtures that I've been dying for you to try and Sweetie Belle will be at Apple Bloom's house tonight. How about you come back later tonight and we have a few more drinks hmm?"
"Sure thing, what time do you want me to come by?"
>"Oh, 8 should be fine. I would have all my work done by then."
>Damn it again with the 8pm?
>You look up to check the time to find it's been an hour and a half since you've arrived at Rarity's place. So it's about 10:10 in the morning. You figured she's got some work to do so you stand up and begin to head out.
"I bet you've got some work to do. So I'll see ya later ok?"
>"You better." She said with a laugh.
>You reach the front door and begin to head out the Rarity calls out to you.
>"Anon WAIT!"
>You turn around to look over to her and see she's got a floating custom bag in the air. Walking over to you.
"Yes?"
>"I've got some clothes I made for you a few months back. I decided to keep hold of them should you visit. Here you go and no charge."
"Really?! I've got pay you something for them."
>"Now now darling your bits will do no good here. I insist. You've been such a good friend and now here you are before me. The only payment I'll take is if you pay me a visit tonight hmm?"
>Oh Rarity. Delightfully awesome. You grab the bags of clothes.
>"See you tonight, BRUTE!"
"Look forward to it, SNOB!"
>You both laugh, it was little inside joke between you and her. How can you forget all about her?
>She stands on her hind legs again and hugs you.
>"Darling I expect you to visit me more often." She said as she looks up to you.
"I will."
>Today is going to be a good day.

End Of Part 2