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  1. <p><span class="terezi">gelecanMaestro [GM]</span> <span class="black">began trolling</span> <span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span></p>
  2. <p class="terezi">GM: i hAAve returning, i retrievAAled the pAAcKKAAge,</p>
  3. <p class="vriska">SC: ---ghaood---O</p>
  4. <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt do i doing with these discs.</p>
  5. <p class="vriska">SC: ---stick-them-up-your-butt,-what-do-you-think?!---O</p>
  6. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt does not seeming liKKe it would be very helpfully,</p>
  7. <p class="vriska">SC: ---You-install-them-into-your-husktop---O</p>
  8. <p class="terezi">GM: should i instAAlling both of them.</p>
  9. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I'll-say-yes.---O</p>
  10. <p class="terezi">GM: i understAAnding,</p>
  11. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Good,-and-remember,-one-disc-at-a-time,-we-don't-want-you-to-try-jamming-them-both-in-there.---O</p>
  12. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt mAAKKes more sensible,</p>
  13. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Why-do-you-talk-like-that?---O</p>
  14. <p class="terezi">GM: oKKAAy i cAAn visuAAl your respiteblocKK i thinKKing, oh god whAAt AAre those posters,</p>
  15. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Beautiful-art-too-grand-for-your-puny-brain.---O</p>
  16. <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt do i doing now.</p>
  17. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright-then.-What-do-you-see?---O</p>
  18. <p class="terezi">GM: i seeing AA lAArge numbers of buttons,</p>
  19. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Click-one.---O</p>
  20. <p class="terezi">GM: i AAm now AAbility to "select" obJJects,</p>
  21. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-do-so,-get-a-feel-for-it.---O</p>
  22. <p class="terezi">GM: i understAAnding,</p>
  23. <p class="terezi">GM: i belief i understAAnding how to usAAge this now,</p>
  24. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Hmm,-so-this-game-allows-you-to-move-things-in-real-time.---O</p>
  25. <p class="terezi">GM: in your hive,</p>
  26. <p class="vriska">SC: ---...yes.-Alright,-so-what-else-can-you-do?-Besides-dick-around-with-my-stuff?---O</p>
  27. <p class="terezi">GM: i AAm cAApAAbility to "revise,"</p>
  28. <p class="vriska">SC: ---'revise'?---O</p>
  29. <p class="vriska">SC: ---The...the-hell-did-you-just-do?!---O</p>
  30. <p class="terezi">GM: i "revised" your respite blocKK AAppeAArAAncely,</p>
  31. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Clearly.-This-could-be-very-useful.---O</p>
  32. <p class="terezi">GM: it AAlso expAAnded "build girst," thAAt expense 5 of the totAAlly 20 i hAAd,</p>
  33. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Hmm,-so-there's-a-required-material.-Keep-an-eye-out-for-more-of-this-grist.---O</p>
  34. <p class="terezi">GM: i understAAnding, i AAm AAlso AAbility to "deploy" obJJections from the "phernAAliAA registry,"</p>
  35. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-deploy-one.-And-stop-raping-my-eyes-by-raping-the-very-concept-of-language---O</p>
  36. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Now-what's-this?---O</p>
  37. <p class="terezi">GM: it is referrAAled to AAs AA "totem lAAthe"</p>
  38. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-see.---O</p>
  39. <p class="terezi">GM: you posession too mAAny yo-yos for me to deploying the remAAinder 2,</p>
  40. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Hold-on-a-second.---O</p>
  41. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Better?---O</p>
  42. <p class="terezi">GM: i deploying the "cruxtruder" AAt the bottom of your stAAirs,</p>
  43. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Ah,-good.-I-think.-You-do-realize-that-I-live-in-a-tower-right?---O</p>
  44. <p class="terezi">GM: i do reAAlizAAtion thAAt, i AAm AAbility to viziuAAl your entire hive,</p>
  45. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-you-do-realize-that-you-almost-couldn't-have-possibly-put-it-any-further-away-from-this-machine-right-here,-right?---O</p>
  46. <p class="terezi">GM: there wAAs not sufficiently locAAtion,</p>
  47. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-whatever.-Now-what-we-need-to-do-is-get-some-grist---O</p>
  48. <p class="terezi">GM: i still necessAAry to deploy two more "phernAAliAAs,"</p>
  49. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Do-you-have-the-materials-for-them?---O</p>
  50. <p class="terezi">GM: they do not expense AAny "girst"</p>
  51. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Then-deploy-them-already!---O</p>
  52. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Okay,-now-this-looks-useful-for-jack-diddly-shit.---O</p>
  53. <p class="terezi">GM: now whAAt do i doing.</p>
  54. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-do-you-know-what-this-thing-is?---O</p>
  55. <p class="terezi">GM: it is AA "pre-punched cAArd"</p>
  56. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alrighty-then,-let's-deal-with-this-thing-first.-Any-instructions?---O</p>
  57. <p class="terezi">GM: no,</p>
  58. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Of-course-not.-Let's-see-if-there's-an-on-button-on-this-thing.---O</p>
  59. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Hmm,-nothing.-Looks-to-be-a-slot-for-something-though.---O</p>
  60. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Lemme-guess,-there-aren't-any-instructions-for-the-other-two-items?---O</p>
  61. <p class="terezi">GM: it does not hAAving AAny informAAtions for AAny of them,</p>
  62. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Great.-Just-great.---O</p>
  63. <p class="vriska">SC: ---not-my-smartest-move.---O</p>
  64. <p class="terezi">GM: the other "phernAAliAA" hAAs AA vAAlve locAAitoned on it,</p>
  65. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright-then.-Let's-turn-this-bitch.---O</p>
  66. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well-that-was-a-bust.-I-don't-suppose-you-could-magic-up-a-crowbar-while-you're-at-it.---O</p>
  67. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is not deployAAbility, try hitting it.</p>
  68. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Fine.-I'll-smash-it-so-hard-the-lid-breaks-then.---O</p>
  69. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is AAn intelligence plAAn,</p>
  70. <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt is thAAt thing being.</p>
  71. <p class="vriska">SC: ---pleasetellmethat'snotabomb---O</p>
  72. <p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowledge whAAt it is, why is it follower you.</p>
  73. <p class="vriska">SC: ---The-hell-am-I-supposed-to-do-with-that?-Stick-it-in-a-dark-room-when-I-want-to-read?---O</p>
  74. <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt AAre you reAAdying. AAnd you KKnowledge thAAt you leAAved AA timer ticKKling on the "cruxtuder" correctly.</p>
  75. <p class="vriska">SC: ---No-shit-sherlock,-I'm-reading-the-walkthrough.---O</p>
  76. <p class="terezi">GM: why AAm i not surprisinged.</p>
  77. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Since-we're-now-on-a-very-well-enforced-timer,-any-knowledge-could-be-useful.---O</p>
  78. <p class="terezi">GM: is it AAt leAAstly helpfully.</p>
  79. <p class="vriska">SC: ---It-would-be.-If-it-didn't-skip-the-whole-entire-'what-to-do'-portion-of-this-glowy-thing-with-the-timer!---O</p>
  80. <p class="terezi">GM: does your hive shAAKKing liKKe thAAt freQQuency.</p>
  81. <p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-and-if-I-ever-meet-my-past-self,-I-am-going-to-murder-me-so-fucking-hard.---O</p>
  82. <p class="terezi">GM: i AAm not AAn expert but thAAt does not seeming liKKe AAn intelligence plAAnning,</p>
  83. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-there-goes-part-of-my-floor.-And-from-the-sound-of-it,-my-lusus.---O</p>
  84. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yep,-it's-dead.---O</p>
  85. <p class="terezi">GM: i understAAnding, whAAt do i doing now.</p>
  86. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-don't-know,-toss-the-corpse-I-guess.---O</p>
  87. <p class="terezi">GM: where.</p>
  88. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-don't-know,-surprise-me.---O</p>
  89. <p class="vriska">SC: ---what-the-flying-subjugulator-fuck?---O</p>
  90. <p class="terezi">GM: i do not KKnowledge, wAAs i supposedly to do thAAt.</p>
  91. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Maybe?-Well-now-I'm-fucking-haunted-by-a-ghost.-What-else-could-go-wrong?-Besides-the-time-bomb-still-ticking-away-I-mean.---O</p>
  92. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is most liKKely not AA QQuestioning you wAAnting to AAsKK,</p>
  93. <p class="vriska">SC: ---No,-but-I'm-asking-it-anyway.-Because-I-want-to-hit-rock-bottom-as-fast-as-possible-so-I-can-get-it-over-with.---O</p>
  94. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Alright,-I'ma-fiddle-with-this-ghost-making-machine-for-a-bit.---O</p>
  95. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Aaaalrighty-then,-got-it.-Now-to-put-this-little-baby-into-the-lathe.---O</p>
  96. <p class="terezi">GM: is thAAt pAArtly of the gAAme.</p>
  97. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Big-time.-Now-to-carve-this-bird---O</p>
  98. <p class="terezi">GM: i understAAnding,</p>
  99. <p class="vriska">SC: ---and-done---O</p>
  100. <p class="terezi">GM: whAAt do i necessAAry to doing.</p>
  101. <p class="vriska">SC: ---sit-there-jerking-off-to-your-vriska-poster-while-the-big-kid-works.---O</p>
  102. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Still-jerking-off?---O</p>
  103. <p class="terezi">GM: i AAm trying to figurAAtive out where your hive is now,</p>
  104. <p class="vriska">SC: ---in-a-very,-very-dark-place.---O</p>
  105. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is not helpfully,</p>
  106. <p class="vriska">SC: ---I-don't-know,-maybe-I'm-dead-and-talking-to-you-from-the-afterlife?---O</p>
  107. <p class="terezi">GM: i do not belief thAAt you would be AAbility to connection to me there,</p>
  108. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-I-guess-I-must-have-gotten-out-then.-I'm-in-the-medium.---O</p>
  109. <p class="terezi">GM: the medium whAAt.</p>
  110. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Basically,-I'm-now-inside-of-the-game.---O</p>
  111. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Also,-Alternia's-about-to-become-space-dust.---O</p>
  112. <p class="terezi">GM: you AAre in my husKKtop.</p>
  113. <p class="terezi">GM: ,,,whAAt.</p>
  114. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Yeah,-the-world's-ending.-Go-figure.-Anyway,-you-might-want-to-get-in-contact-with-your-server-player-while-I-investigate-that-noise-downstairs.---O</p>
  115. <p class="terezi">GM: who is going to being my server plAAyer.</p>
  116. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Our-psychic-friend-is-going-to-be-your-server-player.-We-couldn't-get-a-hold-of-the-soldier.---O</p>
  117. <p class="terezi">GM: no,</p>
  118. <p class="vriska">SC: ---no?---O</p>
  119. <p class="terezi">GM: thAAt is not AAcceptAAbly,</p>
  120. <p class="vriska">SC: ---Well,-the-world's-ending-and-we-don't-have-time-to-find-another-player.---O</p>
  121. <p class="terezi">gelecanMaestro [GM]<span class="black">gave up trolling</span> <span class="vriska">superiorCochlear [SC]</span></p>
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