lulz

P1 told You: You are a rude, unlikable bastard, devoid of any measure of respect.

P1 told You: I am a bloody citizen of Shallam, you moron.

P2 told You: I will make sure to restore my curing and fighting capablities just to hunt you down and take your head you
miserable piss ant.

P2 told You: Self-entitled little shit.

P2 told You: Micro-dicked little fucking faggot bitch.

P2 told You: Poor baby got shot down and gets all pissy about it. Fucking classic, man. You're so fucking pathetic its
funny.

P2 told You: What's the matter? Maybe I should inform your city leadership that you are known to of been hitting on a
cyreni whore? I wonder how that would sit with them?

You told P2: Heh, go ahead.

P2 told You: Sounds good to me. Getting you under their eyes is the least I can do for you, micro-dick.

P2 told You: You have been accused of sexual harassment and the issue has been brought to the direct attention of the
Dawnlord. I imagine you'll be getting some stern words once he returns to the realms, little boy.

P2 told You: Enjoy having your dirty laundry aired out, micro-dick.

P1 told You: Not to mention, you now decided to paint me in a horrible fashion in the MOST public way.

P2 told You: Still a micro-dick little faggot, boy.

P2 told You: Feel good, killing a defenseless man? Does that make you feel like your dick is less tiny?

P1 told You: And not only tried to kill me for the insult equivalent of "somewhat mean", but killed my friend who only
jumped to my defence. Both of us ungeared, rusty, and out of the loop.

P1 told You: Does any of this strike you as off?

P1 told You: And this is before i start ranting about me practically being your forebear.

You told P1: You know, I really don't care about your situation.

P2 told You: You're still just as much a baby-dicked whiny little piece of shit as you were before you killed me. Fuck, I'm
laughing so hard.

You told P1: Point is, you insulted me many minutes after the initial conversation, and I decided to teach you a bit of a
lesson. Probably wasn't going to kill you, but whatever.