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  1. CAT RIGHT NOW opened memo on board DTGAO.
  2. CURRENT ChanServ [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  3. [#DTGAO] The memo for the hit best-selling 2016 game Abyssal Oddity, by Violet Citadel.
  4. Memo is now Invite-Only by CAT
  5. Memo is now Secret by CAT
  6. CCC made AT an OP.
  7. Memo is no longer Invite-Only by CAT
  8. CAT made AC an OP.
  9. CAT made GG an OP.
  10. CURRENT absoluteCoolness [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  11. CAC: I suspect you're rather limiting your audience by hosting your textventure here.
  12. CAT: I suppose.
  13. CAT: The alternative is having four to five people who want nothing to do with this, and wish to just talk on the memo, as it should be used.
  14. CAC: Hmm, yeah. It's clear some people join textventures there and not yours here though.
  15. CAT: Hmm.
  16. CAT: I mean, there IS another adventure occurring over there right now. It wouldn't be that smart to intrude.
  17. CAC: Well obviously you shouldn't host a second textventure at the same time...
  18. CAC: But really, with 7x7 over, how often will that come up?
  19. CAT: Shrug.
  20. CAT: It depends on whether or not Twin's lit a bonfire by stepping in and making an adventure.
  21. CAC: I mean, only two people expressed an interest: Serpent and Generic.
  22. CAC: Generic's is some cat thing, no idea if he's being serious.
  23. CAT: Who's UA over there, anyhow?
  24. CURRENT godmoddedGolem [CGG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  25. CGG: ı'm not
  26. CGG: and ıt's cobalt
  27. CAC: And Serpent doesn't come on a lot.
  28. CAT: Ah.
  29. CAT: I suppose we can do this on the main memo now, if you WANT.
  30. CAT: But not tonight, obviously.
  31. CAC: Shrug, I think it'd be better. Maybe ask them over there if they mind.
  32. CAT: Alright, want to begin this, or nah?
  33. CAC: Sure
  34. CAT ceased responding to memo.
  35. CAO: Would you like to begin the game?
  36. CAC: >y
  37. ??? aeonicOracle [?AO] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  38. ?AO: Loading...
  39. ?AO: A B Y S S A L 8 O D D I T Y
  40. ?AO: PLAY GAME / ACHIEVEMENTS / MODULES / MUSIC / CREDITS / QUIT
  41. CAC: >play game
  42. ?AO: Is this your last saved game: http://pastebin.com/tfs27ekd
  43. CAC: >ye
  44. ?AO: Loading file...
  45. ?AO: Loading...
  46. ?AO: Game loaded successfully. Please enter command.
  47. CGG ceased responding to memo.
  48. CAC: Uh
  49. CAC: >Remind self of ETA
  50. ?AO: 45 minutes.
  51. CAC: >Hack into Delta's Webcam
  52. ?AO: You hack into Delta's webcam.
  53. ?AO: Well, this is certainly something.
  54. ?AO: He is still very much face down where Cyan left him.
  55. ?AO: Still, the amount of orchid and lime energies pulsing from his eye sockets is concerning.
  56. CAC: Well, damn
  57. CAC: Huh
  58. ?AO: The Ashen Topaz Gem (Mildly Damaged) is quivering in your possession.
  59. CAC: >Examine
  60. ?AO: The gem is still the same as it was when you picked it up.
  61. ?AO: A small chipping in the edge, and an ashen coating.
  62. CAC: >Check inventory
  63. ?AO: It is, however, growing warmer.
  64. ?AO: AZURE INV: Medkit, Water Vial x2, Undulating Water Vial, Welding Equipment, Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse x4, Gem Fragment x3 Ylahrthuian Salt x3, Amalgam Interface, Access Cube #8751, Access Cube #5082, Access Cube #1011, Murder Cylinder x4, Ashen Topaz Gem (Mildly Damaged).
  65. ?AO: CYAN INV: δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema, Deactivated Vitae Canister, Medkit.
  66. ?AO: GSS EXSANGUINATOR INV: Hunk of Refined Infused Arcanium x5, Hunk of Vesperium x2, Four Piles of Miscellaneous Mechanical Shit, Centurion Sojourner Circuit Core, Psioglass Tube x8, Cyanic Mechanovitae Tube, Sonic Repulsor Engine, Orchid Neon Light x3, Psionic Filter (12/14), Psiofiber x10, Starship-Class Plasma Cannon, Starship-Class Repulsor Thruster x2, Sheet of Corotite x1, Crystal Core Chassis, Sensor x3, Sphere Chassis, Lapis Stone Shard x3, Cloth Wrappings x3, Witch-Doctor Disguise x3, +1 Mechanical Arm and Laser Pointer.
  67. CAC: >Stop spying on Delta
  68. ?AO: You cut the line.
  69. CAC: >Look for changes in amalgam interface
  70. ?AO: Well, the thing is certainly less cold to the touch than it was after Cyan got killed in that fight.
  71. CAC: Hmm...
  72. ?AO: ((Want to shift over to the main memo, now that Cobalt's done?))
  73. CAC: Sure
  74. ?AO: Alright. Let's do this shit.
  75. CAC ceased responding to memo.
  76. ??? aeonicOracle [?AO] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
  77. ?AO: Guess what, motherfuckers?
  78. CTG: ???
  79. ?AO: We're here now.
  80. CTG: AYY
  81. ?AO: You're welcome.
  82. CTG: ooooOOOOO
  83. CCA: ((WASSUP MUTHAFUCKERS))
  84. ?AO: Please enter command.
  85. CTG: ((UC: time to upload 7x7 map onto teh forg))
  86. CTG: >recall recent past
  87. CUC: ((nice))
  88. CTG: > Boggle vacantly at these shenanigans.
  89. CUC: ((i gotta homework))
  90. ?AO: The recent past, eh?
  91. ?AO: http://pastebin.com/52rK9f88
  92. ?AO: The slightly less recent past is, of course, http://pastebin.com/tfs27ekd
  93. CAC: Hmm, access cubes...
  94. CTG: ((dear god, the forge is full of anime avatars))
  95. CAC: Is it safe to dump them now?
  96. ?AO: Probably.
  97. CAC: >Scrap them for... Scrap
  98. ?AO: You can likely sell them at that place in the Tau Sector you found on that map on the cubes, as well.
  99. ?AO: Or would you rather scrap them?
  100. CUC: ((twin, do you see that guy francisco))
  101. CAC: >Consider how much you could sell then for
  102. ?AO: You have no idea. You haven't been to a shop for quite some time.
  103. CUC: ((he stole our soul avatars and hacked it into his))
  104. CTG: ((twin made that for him))
  105. CAC: >Hang onto them
  106. CUC: ((oh))
  107. CUC: ((huh))
  108. ?AO: You keep the ACCESS CUBES.
  109. CAC: >Open unopened sides?
  110. CTG: ((he wanted it as his avatar for some reason))
  111. ?AO: Are you sure you want to do that?
  112. CAC: Why not?
  113. ?AO: And not, you know, address the now-burning topaz gem in your inventory?
  114. CAC: Oh
  115. CAU: its a bloody downpooour
  116. CAC: >Take it out of your inventory
  117. ?AO: ((One sec. BRB.))
  118. CTG: ((split speaks the truth))
  119. ?AO: You take the thing out of your inventory.
  120. ?AO: The heat is staggering.
  121. ?AO: Like, absurdly so. This thing is near boiling water level of heat.
  122. CAC: >Put it on the floor
  123. ?AO: You place it on the metal floor. Cyan watches it interestedly.
  124. ?AO: The chip in the gem shines quite brilliantly, orange light attempting to come forth.
  125. ?AO: The energy forms what is roughly a human shape after floating in the air, but then morphs about, sinking back into the gem.
  126. ?AO: You catch it before it hits the ground. It is somewhat less hot now.
  127. CTG: (( http://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/off-topic/forum-games/436320-the-forge-destroy-the-godmodder-discussion-thread?comment=11085 ))
  128. ?AO: Something is definitively off here.
  129. CAC: >Pocket gem
  130. ?AO: You pocket the gem.
  131. CAU: [7x7] is now open to the public. Hoorah.
  132. CAC: >Consider putting your own gem in your inventory
  133. CUC: What if that bird resurrects himself through gems. And each time he does, he shatters one.
  134. ?AO: That isn't a thing you could do without killing yourself.
  135. CUC: That explains the murder cylinders.
  136. CUC: And why he wanted that gem out of there.
  137. CAC: Hmm...
  138. CAU: And now you have me thinking of the Bird from Giant Woman :V
  139. ?AO: You have a feeling that the gem will regenerate at the most inopportune time possible.
  140. CAC: >Consider leaving it on the ship
  141. ?AO: Like, in the midst of heavy combat, or while you are trying to sneak up on a nigh-immortal enemy.
  142. ?AO: And then leave the possible bird-man with the controls of your ship?
  143. ?AO: While you are gone?
  144. CAC: Hmm.
  145. CAC: >Consider leaving it in a dungeon
  146. ?AO: Majority vote required.
  147. CAC: Ehhhh, no, I take it bacj
  148. CAC: Back
  149. ?AO: Very well.
  150. CAU: >Keep it. You must protect that smile. And not that of the bird.
  151. ?AO: ETA: twenty-five minutes.
  152. CUC: If we keep it, we possibly gain a new ally, or possibly let that bird idiot come with us.
  153. CUC: Who knows.
  154. ?AO: Iä, Aft'mathai. How we love thee.
  155. CAC: What
  156. ?AO: Never mind that.
  157. CAC: Hmm.
  158. CAC: Can enemies loot your inventory while you're dead?
  159. ?AO: No. Your inventory would be within a gem at the time.
  160. CAC: >Consider putting each other's gems in the other's inventory
  161. ?AO: Extracting your own gems to put in the inventories of each other would probably kill you both.
  162. CAC: Does removing the gem kill you?
  163. CUC: Yeah, gems are an integral part of gem-humans.
  164. ?AO: ^
  165. CAC: >Where is your gem exactly?
  166. ?AO: Removing it from your body whilst you are still living would kill you instantly.
  167. ?AO: Mid back.
  168. CAC: >And where is Cyan's?
  169. ?AO: Evidently, the forehead region.
  170. CAC: Okay, not in a limb or something
  171. ?AO: Nay.
  172. CAC: >Look up what might be happening to Delta
  173. ?AO: How would you describe it when entering it on the search bar?
  174. CAC: >Recall what it was exactly
  175. ?AO: He was exactly where he had been when Cyan electrocuted him, with lime and orchid energies pouring from his eye sockets.
  176. CAC: >"Lime and orchid energy from eyes"
  177. ?AO: You get what appears to be some sort of link to some series of entirely fictional forum games about killing beings called godmodders, and a few miscellaneous things.
  178. CTG: TOP KEK
  179. CAC: Darn
  180. ?AO: ((That's right. Confirmed non-canon. Boom.))
  181. ?AO: Anyhow, you still have twenty minutes to spare.
  182. CAC: >Where exactly is Delta?
  183. ?AO: If you recall his words correctly, he was at the Grayhold military outpost in Facet 39.
  184. CAC: >Go open unopened cube sides
  185. CTG ceased responding to memo.
  186. ?AO: You get a few more holograms of Alexander Hamilton and Antonio Vazquez, a life-sized anatomical diagram of a lizard-man, and a series of symbols akin to those you saw on the faces of those odd slabs filled with eldritch ooze.
  187. CAC: Hmm
  188. ?AO: Nothing else of real note.
  189. CAC: What was I thinking of just now...
  190. CAC: >Take laser pointer with you
  191. CAC: >You never know when you'll fight a monstrous cat or something
  192. ?AO: You remove the laser pointer from the mechanical arm, and add it to your inventory.
  193. CAC: >Examine size of mechanical arm
  194. ?AO: It is about three feet long.
  195. ?AO: Primarily composed of refined arcanium.
  196. CAC: >Consider attaching it to the outside of your ship
  197. ?AO: That's... actually a rather good idea.
  198. CAC: >Put it on your todo list
  199. CAC: >Make a todo list
  200. ?AO: You make a To-Do list.
  201. ?AO: And immediately make number one "upgrade ship".
  202. CAC: >Recall what that second new thing we saw on the map was
  203. ?AO: It was some sort of eldritch temple in the Lambda Sector.
  204. CAC: Hmm...
  205. CAC: We should probably stay away
  206. ?AO: Should you?
  207. CAC: >Yes, forget about the temple
  208. ?AO: The ancient curses hunger for their return to their home, and they shall grant thee a dark reward for ingress.
  209. ?GG: oh hey they added ars magıca and wıtchery to aeonpack
  210. ?GG: fınally
  211. CAC: Hmm...
  212. CTG ceased responding to memo.
  213. CUC: They brought Witchery back?
  214. CUC: FUCK YES.
  215. CAC: >Put it on the todo list, I guess
  216. ?AO: Number two is now "Go to Lambda Sector temple".
  217. ?AO: Ten minutes to go.
  218. CAC: >Consider length of detour to go to shop before next shard sector
  219. ?AO: Consulting the map, you can see that the Tau Sector is nearly three times the distance between you and the Nu Sector.
  220. ?AO: Let alone the shop itself.
  221. CAC: Welp
  222. CAC: I mean, are we in a rush?
  223. ?AO: Not particularly. But you should probably clear out the last thing in the Psi Sector first.
  224. CAC: >Put shop first on to do list
  225. ?AO: You do so, pushing everything else down.
  226. CAC: >Suddenly recall printing off sheets on meditation
  227. CAC: >Examine
  228. ?AO: Both you and Cyan read the sheets on meditation you printed off at the start of this whole affair.
  229. ?AO: You both feel slightly smarter already.
  230. ?AO: (+1 WIT each.)
  231. CAC: Is that an actual stat
  232. ?AO: Yes.
  233. ?AO: The stats are POT, WIT, and PER.
  234. CAC: Right...
  235. CAC: >Check stats
  236. ?AO: Yours first, or Cyan's?
  237. CAC: >Yours, then Cyan's
  238. ?AO: AZURE: POT: 14. WIT: 21. PER: 16.
  239. ?AO: CYAN: POT: 10. WIT: 22. PER: 19.
  240. CAC: >Recall what stats mean
  241. ?AO: You delve into the realm of the metaphysical.
  242. ?AO: POT is potency, or strength. WIT is wit, or intellect, in a sense. PER is perception.
  243. CAC: Do stats go up naturally or
  244. ?AO: Given the current state of affairs, probably not.
  245. ?AO: As this is the first time your stats have been increased.
  246. ?AO: Then again, you've only cleared out three twenty-fourths of Facet 9.
  247. CAC: Hrm
  248. CAC: >Go print off sheets on weight lifting or something
  249. ?AO: That isn't how it works.
  250. CCA: ((UC: aeonpack? witchery?))
  251. ?AO: You can only get an increase in a stat by performing what that stat entails.
  252. CUC: ((Homework.))
  253. CAC: >Go, uh, lift some weights
  254. CCA: ((UC: no, I meant what you said earlier))
  255. ?AO: Such an occurrence to do so in a successful manner is quite rare.
  256. CUC: ((oh.))
  257. CCA: (("they brought back witchery"))
  258. ?AO: Especially since you have no weights.
  259. CUC: ((Aeonpack put Witchery back in. A magic mod.))
  260. CCA: ((fucking mojang and their slow ass responses))
  261. CUC: ((Along with Ars Magica.))
  262. ?AO: Regardless, you're here.
  263. CCA: ((WHAT? THEY BROUGHT BACK ARS MAGICA??))
  264. CCA: ((FUCKING HELL MOJANG GET TO MY SUPPORT TICKET FASTER!!!))
  265. CAC: ...
  266. CAC: >Land again
  267. CCA: ((apparently they're on cases sent on the 28th of April))
  268. ?AO: You land once more.
  269. CCA: ((I sent mine on the 30th))
  270. CAC: That's three days wait
  271. ?AO: Entering the facility, you note the door does not close behind you. Also, everything is still dead.
  272. CAC: ?
  273. CAC: >Head to the three hash door
  274. CAC: Are you carrying the shards around?
  275. ?AO: In a sense.
  276. CAC: ...
  277. ?AO: You both reach the door in minutes.
  278. CAC: >Open
  279. ?AO: The door hisses with steam upon your touching of the hand, and slides down.
  280. ?AO: The room within is dark.
  281. CAC: >Shine light
  282. ?AO: You pull out your phone, and shine a light into the darkness of ignorance.
  283. ?AO: There appears to be exactly two things.
  284. ?AO: One, an unlocked storage cube. Two, some sort of stone platform in the center of the room.
  285. CAC: >Open cube
  286. ?AO: +1 Flipside Elixir.
  287. CAC: >Wonder why everything is cubes
  288. CAC: >Examine elixir
  289. ?AO: Cubes are superior.
  290. ?AO: Flipside Elixir: A draught that alters the passage of reality when consumed. You gotta turn it flipside, man.
  291. CAC: Hrm
  292. CAC: >Examine platform
  293. CAC: >Take cube
  294. ?AO: You take the empty cube.
  295. ?AO: The platform appears to be composed of two things. One, a base stone platform. Two, an empty square of stone bricks in the center of the base.
  296. ?AO: The empty square is carved with numerous symbols, most notably a bold lowercase tau.
  297. CAC: Hmm
  298. CAC: >Press?
  299. ?AO: What, the tau?
  300. CAC: Ye
  301. ?AO: The tau glows navy when pressed. The square itself lifts itself forward, appearing like a picture frame. The thing levitates into the air, showing the visage of another world within.
  302. ?AO: Like some sort of portal.
  303. ?AO: ((Ugh. Fuck. /AFK, sorry.))
  304. CAC: >Examine visage
  305. CAC: Mmh
  306. CCA: anyone want to tf2?
  307. CUC: Sadly, must homework.
  308. CUC: And then dop.
  309. CAU: ambush
  310. CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  311. CCU: MY BODY
  312. CCU: MY LΞGS
  313. CAU: spaghetti?
  314. CCU: .
  315. CCU: NON SΞQU|TOR
  316. CUC: It sequitured perfectly fine. Either because of Papyrus or because of the mom's spaghetti copypasta.
  317. CAU: The latter.
  318. CUC: Knew it.
  319. CUC: Only English is left, and then I will resumedop.
  320. ?AO: (/UNAFK.)
  321. CUC: Except I also have to study for the AP US History test, which is in less than a week.
  322. CUC: Bleh.
  323. ?AO: You examine the visage through the floating stone object.
  324. ?AO: It appears to be some sort of small town on an arcanium isle.
  325. ?AO: Though, most of the denizens are robotic.
  326. CAC: Hmm
  327. CAC: Oh, the shop town.
  328. CAC: >Try sending water through the square?
  329. ?AO: You can clearly see it appear in the vison just as yours disappears.
  330. ?AO: *vision.
  331. CAC: >Put your hand through
  332. ?AO: You stick you hand through.
  333. ?AO: It feels like your wrist is within a pool of water, but you are otherwise fine.
  334. CAC: >Go through
  335. ?AO: Cyan raises an eyebrow as you pass through the thing.
  336. ?AO: You are now in the TAU SECTOR. You are blown away by this sudden revelation.
  337. CAC: >Has Cyan followed?
  338. ?AO: Cyan comes through when you wave at her through the portal.
  339. CAC: >Look around
  340. ?AO: "That was... strange."
  341. CUC: >Is there a way back?
  342. ?AO: Yes.
  343. ?AO: The same sort of structure exist on the other end, with a view back to the voidstructure.
  344. ?AO: You look around.
  345. ?AO: This town has quite a bit. Robot vendors, storage warehouses, and even some shipyards.
  346. CAC: >"I don't know what's strange anymore."
  347. CAC: >Approach the vendors
  348. ?AO: HELLO THERE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SELL YOUR WARES? Y/N.
  349. CAC: Y
  350. CAC: >
  351. ?AO: What would you like to sell?
  352. CAC: >Check Price: Storage Cubes
  353. CAC: I mean access
  354. ?AO: You can get 50 ψ for each cube.
  355. CAC: >Check inventory
  356. CAC: >Consider what you could get from the cubes
  357. ?AO: AZURE INV: Medkit, Water Vial x2, Undulating Water Vial, Welding Equipment, Cthk'aryvt's Blessing/Curse x4, Gem Fragment x3 Ylahrthuian Salt x3, Amalgam Interface, Access Cube #8751, Access Cube #5082, Access Cube #1011, Murder Cylinder x4, Ashen Topaz Gem (Mildly Damaged), Laser Pointer.
  358. ?AO: You've already seen every single face of the cubes.
  359. CAC: By scraping I mean
  360. ?AO: Maybe some holographic projectors, and some metal.
  361. CUC: ((What does the Amalgam Interface do?))
  362. CAC: >Consider selling murder cylinders
  363. ?AO: Yeah, the robots refuse to accept those, and in fact scold you for considering selling corpses.
  364. CAC: >Sell storage cube?
  365. CAC: >Also sell access cubes
  366. ?AO: You get 155 ψ.
  367. CAC: Hmm, shouldn't we have four access cubes?
  368. ?AO: You left the last one locked into the terminal in the room filled with the contents of the blast doors.
  369. CAC: Right...
  370. CAC: >Wonder about ability to sell from ship inventory
  371. ?AO: You could have gotten it back, but you didn't mention taking it back.
  372. ?AO: You can do that, no problem.
  373. CAC: >Check Cyan and Ship Inventory
  374. ?AO: CYAN INV: δ-ψ-φ-Bioschema, Deactivated Vitae Canister, Medkit.
  375. ?AO: GSS EXSANGUINATOR INV: Hunk of Refined Infused Arcanium x5, Hunk of Vesperium x2, Four Piles of Miscellaneous Mechanical Shit, Centurion Sojourner Circuit Core, Psioglass Tube x8, Cyanic Mechanovitae Tube, Sonic Repulsor Engine, Orchid Neon Light x3, Psionic Filter (12/14), Psiofiber x10, Starship-Class Plasma Cannon, Starship-Class Repulsor Thruster x2, Sheet of Corotite x1, Crystal Core Chassis, Sensor x3, Sphere Chassis, Lapis Stone Shard x3, Cloth Wrappings x3, Witch-Doctor Disguise x3, Mechanical Arm.
  376. CAC: Hmm.
  377. CUC: We should sort the mechanical shit sometime.
  378. CAC: Is the crystal core chassis useful?
  379. CAC: >Price check witch doctor disguise
  380. ?AO: You suppose you might be able to use it to carry Topaz around without inexplicably burning yourself, but that's about it.
  381. ?AO: They'll take 15 ψ for each disguise.
  382. CAC: >Recall what sonic repulsor engine does
  383. ?AO: It is the core propulsor of a droid like Doctor Strangelove.
  384. ?AO: What keeps droids afloat.
  385. CAC: >Also wonder about usefulness of sojourner circuit core
  386. ?AO: That thing is basically useless to you, but rather valuable.
  387. CAC: >Sell one disguise
  388. CAC: Oog
  389. CAC: Ooh
  390. ?AO: You sell a single disguise.
  391. CAC: >Price check circuit core
  392. ?AO: + 15 ψ.
  393. ?AO: 100 ψ.
  394. CAC: >Sell
  395. ?AO: You sell it.
  396. CUC: What's the sphere chassis again?
  397. CAC: >Wonder about the useless items
  398. CUC: Also, what is the amalgam interface?
  399. CAC: Other*
  400. CAC: We don't know yet
  401. ?AO: You literally do not recall where the sphere chassis came from.
  402. ?AO: The Amalgam Interface cannot be sold.
  403. CUC: Ah. What's the potential usefulness of the sphere chassis?
  404. ?AO: Ah, you recall where it came from now. You got it from scrapping the remnants of your Lapotron Power Core.
  405. CAC: Probably best to hang onto the rest...
  406. CAC: Oh
  407. ?AO: It is basically useless.
  408. CAC: >Price check
  409. ?AO: 13 ψ.
  410. CUC: Sell it.
  411. CAC: >Wonder about buy/sell price ratio
  412. CUC: Oh my fucking god!
  413. ?AO: + 13 ψ.
  414. CAC: ?
  415. CUC: I just thought of what the Amalgam Interface might be.
  416. ?AO: Hah.
  417. CUC: Or, rather, what it might do.
  418. ?AO: I know what you're thinking.
  419. CUC: Fusion.
  420. ?AO: Hah.
  421. CAC: Hmm
  422. CAC: >Wonder about buy/sell price ratio
  423. CUC: This whole thing with gems is inspired by SU, after all.
  424. CURRENT transcribedGuardian [CTG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
  425. CTG: amalgam is the name of a song that plays during some kind of reference to fusion in SU
  426. CUC: Gotta have fusion in there.
  427. CTG: i forget exactly what
  428. ?AO: You can't quite tell what the ratio is, but buying things is only slightly more expensive.
  429. CAC: >Wonder if robots are able to haggle
  430. ?AO: No.
  431. CUC: http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgam
  432. CAC: >Go to the next vendor
  433. ?AO: You move to the next guy. He's selling stuff.
  434. CUC: Yep, the Amalgam Interface will be used for some equivalent of fusion.
  435. CUC: Calling it now.
  436. ?AO: You'll have to use it to find out.
  437. CAC: >Use it
  438. ?AO: Majority vote required.
  439. CAC: >Price check medkits and that grenade thing
  440. CAC: Maybe not right noe
  441. CAC: Now
  442. CUC: Not now.
  443. CUC: Later.
  444. CUC: We're shopping now.
  445. ?AO: Gluon Destabilizers cost 50 ψ each, and medkits 15.
  446. CAC: >Check balance
  447. CAC: Wow, pretty cheap...
  448. ?AO: CUR: 669 Cash Strings (ψ).
  449. CAC: >Buy four medkits and two destabilizers, split equally
  450. CAU: RAAAAAAAAAAATS *shakes fist*
  451. CAU: took my damn ammo
  452. ?AO: You do so.
  453. ?AO: CUR: 509 Cash Strings (ψ).
  454. CAC: >Check for items of interest on sale
  455. ?AO: You peruse the market.
  456. ?AO: There's a... Potion of the Nine for sale at 50 ψ.
  457. CAC: >Examine
  458. ?AO: You must buy it first.
  459. CAC: >Look up what it does
  460. ?AO: ERROR: EIGHT NINE.
  461. CUC: >If interaction is possible, ask the seller?
  462. ?AO: You ask the robot.
  463. ?AO: "I DO NOT RECALL THE FUNCTION OF THIS ELIXIR. I RECEIVED IT AS A GIFT."
  464. CAC: >Buy, sure
  465. CAC: >Then examine
  466. ?AO: You buy one Potion of the Nine.
  467. CAC: Who sells a gift
  468. ?AO: Robots.
  469. CTG: LITERALLY COPYCATTED THE POTION OF SEVEN, WHAT A RIPOFF
  470. CTG: 
  471. CUC: hah
  472. ?AO: Potion of the Nine: A potion designed for the nine lords of the infinite abyss over by Facet 46.
  473. ?AO: If used correctly, can grant the user IOUCOS.
  474. CAC: Well
  475. CAC: >Head to shipyards?
  476. CUC: Hmm.
  477. CUC: What is Ioucos?
  478. ?AO: You head over to the shipyards. You can't use these without having your ship here physically.
  479. CAC: >Peruse services anyways
  480. ?AO: One at a time.
  481. ?AO: If you recall from your last Google search on the topic, ioucos is either a Kenyan honey, or the final godlike state of the player at the end of the hit 2015 indie game VOID.
  482. CUC: Huh.
  483. ?AO: By the company Violet Citadel.
  484. ?AO: As you also recall, you loved playing this game, as did Cyan, evidently.
  485. ?AO: You peruse the services.
  486. ?AO: You can repair your ship, modify it, or even sell your ship.
  487. ?AO: And buy new ones, though none are yet here.
  488. CAC: >Buy parts to fix backup engine?
  489. ?AO: Ah, yes.
  490. ?AO: You get the replacement encryption modules, Messenger rod, and anticodal devices.
  491. ?AO: - 150 ψ.
  492. CAC: Alright. M.
  493. CAC: >Head to storage warehouses, I guess
  494. ?AO: You head to the warehouses, but are stopped by security drones. This is where the shopkeepers store their wares. You can't go in.
  495. CAC: Oh.. M
  496. CAC: Oh...
  497. CAC: >Consider raiding the town
  498. CUC: >NO!
  499. CUC: >don't consider that.
  500. CAC: Don't do it, just consider
  501. ?AO: ERROR: conflicting commands.
  502. ?AO: You don't even consider it. You aren't some asshole pirate.
  503. ?GG: read about asshole pırates
  504. ?AO: No.
  505. ?GG: darn
  506. CAC: >Are these robots small business owners or cogs in the machine of big business
  507. ?AO: Small business owners.
  508. CAC: >Leave them alone,
  509. ?AO: You do so.
  510. ?AO: Would you like to head back?
  511. CAC: >Check for other items of interest on sale
  512. ?AO: The only thing of interest was the accusedly idea-stolen item.
  513. CAC: >Buy and split two more destabilizers, head back
  514. ?AO: - 100 ψ.
  515. ?AO: You return to your ship.
  516. CAC: >Take the portal
  517. ?AO: You cannot.
  518. CAC: >check balanc
  519. CAC: Balance
  520. ?AO: Upon exiting, the stone square floated back to the ground, and was locked to it.
  521. ?AO: CUR: 209 Cash Strings (ψ).
  522. CAU: every time i fight cannonbalrog i die in the first couple of seconds
  523. CTG ceased responding to memo.
  524. CAU: fuck gungeon
  525. CAC: >cross off to-do list, set course for next shard sector
  526. ?AO: You cross that off on the list, and plot a course for the Nu Sector, with an ETA of an hour and a half.
  527. ?AO: Would you like to save your game?
  528. CAC: >Yes
  529. ?AO: Saving...
  530. ?AO: Saving...
  531. ?AO: Game saved successfully. Would you like to quit?
  532. CAC: >Y
  533. ?AO: Game quit.
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