Sometimes, I enjoy pissing straight upwards, and catching it in my mouth like a sports drink! Sometimes when I am daring, I catch the pee-pee in my anal void, and it drips all over the carpet! Good thing it's not my carpet! It is my mother's, who does in fact eat poop! A quick note: my pee tastes like asparagus, and I like to sell it to the local movie theaters as topping! Occasionally little chunks of poopy get stuck to my pubic mane; no man's land! And I have to use a pickaxe to remove it. The poopy is used by the theater as chocolate chips, and sometimes it is ground up and used as pepper! Thankfully, those who venture said theater have Urinary Tract Infections, and frequently use their catheters to suck up popcorn, masking the taste of pee-pee! Sometimes as my anal gold is being farmed, my balls slap against my leg creating a seismic quake, registering a ten on the Richter scale! My anus prolapsed like an ice-cream sundae, and that's all I have to say about that. However! I had eaten Taco Bell that day, and my prolapse party erupted a disgusting slew of sewer drink all over a small boy, who then died after inhaling a significant amount of my poopy, and it filled his lungs completely! Needless to say, he had bad poo-poo breath! Unfortunately, the boy's grandmother was in visitation and felt bad being felt out of the fun, so I had to pay her sixty-nine chromosomes worth of liquid shit diarrhea! Upon doing so, I had a second anal evacuation, where my vaginal crabs devoured a second small child, also coating the entire place of business in my corn-speckled brown lava! On rare occasions, I violently place a cheese grater against my copious amounts of smegma, and it then smacked - a bitch with the great, and instead opt to chainsaw the dried ball cheese of my phallus, and market it as Parmesan cheese! Some claim the excessive sourness of my curdled dick is rather distasteful - however - some claim that it is the most delicious thing they've ever tasted! And my black hole of an erection draws in the gay thing (unintelligible) to feed them more! The point I am trying to make here is that the Five Nights at Freddy's series is doodie stinkest, and I don't care much for it! Ahaha! Ahahahaha!