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[Zombiestuck] Zane vs 4 Zombies

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  1. [12:11] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> You are sprinting through the woods on your search for your girlfriend. When you see a group of 4 zombies!
  2. [12:11] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> your up
  3. [12:12] * Zane_Giles draws his shurikens and charges into battle!
  4. [12:12] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 1d20+3 Initiative
  5. [12:12] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+3) [12+3] : {15}
  6. [12:12] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay
  7. [12:12] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> so you get the drop on them
  8. [12:13] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !roll 1d20-1
  9. [12:13] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+-1) [9+-1] : {8}
  10. [12:13] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay
  11. [12:13] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> you go 1st with a suprise attack
  12. [12:13] <Zane_Giles> BOOMERANG BLITZ ATTACK!!!
  13. [12:13] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5 vs AC
  14. [12:13] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10} (1d20+5) [20+5] : {25}
  15. [12:13] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5 vs AC
  16. [12:13] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [10+5] : {15} (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
  17. [12:13] <Zane_Giles> So 10 and 10 to hit, since they're both at disadvantage
  18. [12:14] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> wait
  19. [12:14] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> ooohh
  20. [12:14] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okee were good
  21. [12:14] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> they both hit!
  22. [12:14] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> make the attack roll!
  23. [12:14] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d10 damage
  24. [12:14] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d10) [1] : {1} (1d10) [5] : {5}
  25. [12:15] <Zane_Giles> End turn.
  26. [12:15] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay
  27. [12:16] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> All the zombies instantly crawl at you!
  28. [12:16] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> they 1st 2 flop onto you
  29. [12:16] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> and begin to GRAB!!!
  30. [12:17] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !roll 2#1d20-1
  31. [12:17] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+-1) [2+-1] : {1} (1d20+-1) [11+-1] : {10}
  32. [12:17] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay, neither of those do anything
  33. [12:17] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> they just lightly grab your arms
  34. [12:18] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the other 2 claw at your face!
  35. [12:18] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !roll 2#1d20+1
  36. [12:18] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+1) [3+1] : {4} (1d20+1) [3+1] : {4}
  37. [12:18] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> oh my gosh
  38. [12:18] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> they do abosolutely nothing
  39. [12:18] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> YOUR TURN
  40. [12:19] <Zane_Giles> RETURN! Zane catches the boomerangs on their way back!
  41. [12:19] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5
  42. [12:19] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19} (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9}
  43. [12:19] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> THEY BOTH HIT
  44. [12:19] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d8+1d4
  45. [12:19] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d8+1) [3+1] : {4} (1d8+1) [5+1] : {6}
  46. [12:19] <Zane_Giles> Darn it dicebot
  47. [12:20] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> wait
  48. [12:20] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d4
  49. [12:20] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [2] : {2} (1d4) [4] : {4}
  50. [12:20] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> which zombies
  51. [12:20] <Zane_Giles> So 3+2 and 5+4
  52. [12:20] <Zane_Giles> The same two as I hit the first time
  53. [12:20] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> what do you mean 3+2 and 5+4
  54. [12:21] <Zane_Giles> The dicebot messed up my roll. The first one does 5 damage, the second does 9
  55. [12:21] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okee den
  56. [12:22] <Zane_Giles> End turn.
  57. [12:22] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the 1st zombies head is cut clean off when the shuriken comes back. the other is still standing
  58. [12:22] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> all 3 zombies claw at you from all 3 sides
  59. [12:23] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !roll 3#1d20+4
  60. [12:23] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+4) [1+4] : {5} (1d20+4) [16+4] : {20} (1d20+4) [14+4] : {18}
  61. [12:23] <Zane_Giles> Two hits
  62. [12:23] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay
  63. [12:23] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !Roll 2#1d4+3
  64. [12:23] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4+3) [2+3] : {5} (1d4+3) [2+3] : {5}
  65. [12:23] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> wait
  66. [12:23] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> nvm
  67. [12:24] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> sorry
  68. [12:24] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> !roll 2#1d4
  69. [12:24] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [2] : {2} (1d4) [3] : {3}
  70. [12:24] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> no bonus
  71. [12:24] <Zane_Giles> kk
  72. [12:24] * Zane_Giles backs up and hurls his boomerangs again! One to finish off the injured one, another to get started on the next zombie.
  73. [12:24] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5
  74. [12:24] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9} (1d20+5) [8+5] : {13}
  75. [12:24] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> both hit!
  76. [12:25] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d10
  77. [12:25] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d10) [7] : {7} (1d10) [9] : {9}
  78. [12:25] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d4
  79. [12:25] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [3] : {3} (1d4) [1] : {1}
  80. [12:25] <Zane_Giles> 10 damage for both
  81. [12:25] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> waiat
  82. [12:25] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> why the 2 hits
  83. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> I use Heritage to get +1d4 damage on each hit
  84. [12:26] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> ooohhh
  85. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> Wait shoot
  86. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5 I have disadvantage to hit
  87. [12:26] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7} (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7}
  88. [12:26] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> they both instantly fall over
  89. [12:26] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> oh snap
  90. [12:26] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> NEITHER HIT
  91. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> Only 7 to each attack roll, not 9 and 13
  92. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> Nut
  93. [12:26] <Zane_Giles> s
  94. [12:27] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> next zombie
  95. [12:27] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> sorry
  96. [12:27] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> turn over??? ya still got your move
  97. [12:27] <Zane_Giles> Yeah actually, he's gonna just run away
  98. [12:28] <Zane_Giles> Build some distance
  99. [12:28] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> like, straight up abscond!
  100. [12:28] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> or just get away from them
  101. [12:28] <Zane_Giles> No just get away
  102. [12:28] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay
  103. [12:29] <Zane_Giles> End turn.
  104. [12:29] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> like
  105. [12:29] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> how far
  106. [12:29] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> do you use your whole 30 ft
  107. [12:29] <Zane_Giles> Yes
  108. [12:29] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> okay then
  109. [12:30] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> all the zombies just limb over to you
  110. [12:30] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> not being able to get up to you
  111. [12:30] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> like
  112. [12:30] <Zane_Giles> Wow. That's convenient.
  113. [12:30] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> i know
  114. [12:30] * Zane_Giles hits them on the rebound!
  115. [12:30] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5
  116. [12:30] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [4+5] : {9} (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10}
  117. [12:30] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d8
  118. [12:30] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d8) [8] : {8} (1d8) [3] : {3}
  119. [12:30] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d4
  120. [12:30] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [1] : {1} (1d4) [4] : {4}
  121. [12:31] <Zane_Giles> 9 and 7 damage
  122. [12:31] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> one of them fall over, dead... again
  123. [12:31] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> but the other still stands
  124. [12:32] <Zane_Giles> A bit more distance, and end turn.
  125. [12:32] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> still
  126. [12:32] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> 30 ft
  127. [12:32] <Zane_Giles> Ye
  128. [12:32] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the zombies begin to "dash" at you
  129. [12:32] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> and are able to get up to you!
  130. [12:32] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> one is on your left
  131. [12:33] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the other is in front of you
  132. [12:34] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> YOUR TURN
  133. [12:34] * Zane_Giles backs up further still and throws his boomerangs yet again!
  134. [12:34] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5
  135. [12:34] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [18+5] : {23} (1d20+5) [11+5] : {16}
  136. [12:34] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> hit
  137. [12:34] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5 disadvantage
  138. [12:34] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [5+5] : {10} (1d20+5) [15+5] : {20}
  139. [12:34] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> still hit
  140. [12:34] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d10
  141. [12:34] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d10) [9] : {9} (1d10) [3] : {3}
  142. [12:34] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d4
  143. [12:34] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [4] : {4} (1d4) [3] : {3}
  144. [12:34] <Zane_Giles> 13 and 6 damage
  145. [12:35] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> again
  146. [12:35] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> 1 is down
  147. [12:35] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the other is 3
  148. [12:35] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> oops
  149. [12:35] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the other isnt down
  150. [12:36] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the last one just limps
  151. [12:36] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> and again
  152. [12:36] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> is able to just get right in front of you
  153. [12:36] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> your turn
  154. [12:37] * Zane_Giles returns the boomerangs!
  155. [12:37] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 2#1d20+5
  156. [12:37] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d20+5) [2+5] : {7} (1d20+5) [14+5] : {19}
  157. [12:37] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> 1 hits
  158. [12:37] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 1d8
  159. [12:37] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d8) [2] : {2}
  160. [12:37] <Zane_Giles> !Roll 1d4
  161. [12:37] <Tyche[Dice-Testing]> (1d4) [3] : {3}
  162. [12:37] <Zane_Giles> 5 damage
  163. [12:37] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> the zombie is down
  164. [12:37] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> STRIFE OVER
  165. [12:37] <Zane_Giles> Is that the last of them?
  166. [12:38] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> well yeah
  167. [12:38] <Zane_Giles> That's a yes
  168. [12:38] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> there were 4
  169. [12:38] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> you also get a LEVEL UP
  170. [12:38] <Zane_Giles> YUSS
  171. [12:41] <Zane_Giles> Hates Fedoras → Hates Zombies
  172. [12:42] <WIND_WITH_THE_CAPS_LOCK> beutifal
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