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- Scrapper: Good evening ladies and gentlemen this is the one and only Scrapper here and today I have for you a special treat. Tonight we will be discussing the two prime candidates of the Best Bonnie. To my left, we have a flat liner in more ways than one, Robot Bonnie!
- [Robot Bonnie lifts a hand towards the camera]
- And to my right we have the timid but determined, Flesh Bonnie!
- [Flesh Bonnie gives a shy smile and a small wave]
- Scrapper: Alright here's how this is going to go down. Classic debate rules for round one: One person answers the question I direct to them. Points are awarded with complete and honest answers. Are you girls ready?
- [Both Bonnies nod]
- Scrapper: Ok Robot Bonnie this is for you: If voted Best Bonnie, what will be your first act.?
- Robot Bonnie: If voted Best Bonnie, I solemnly swear to shove as many of my supporters into suits as fast as I can. For all those who voted against me, I will shove you in feet first, wait for you to bleed out, and then put the head on.
- Scrapper: That's a pretty big promise.
- Robot Bonnie. It's a burden I am willing to bear.
- Scrapper: Ok Flesh Bonnie, same question.
- Flesh Bonnie. Well, um, I promise not to stuff any of you into suits(I don't even think I have the strength to do that). But, uh, I will make sure to thank every single one of you who have supported me. It really means a lot.
- Scrapper: Adorable, points for both of you. Now Robot Bonnie, opponents of you say that you are a genocidal murderer. Do you have any rebuttal for that?
- Robot Bonnie: That is absolute character defamation. I have stated time and time again. That all living beings should be wearing an approved Freddy Fazbear suit.
- Scrapper: That's fair. Flesh Bonnie, your opponents say you are too shy to be Best Bonnie. Your thoughts?
- [Flesh Bonnie blushes]
- Flesh Bonnie: Well, um, my friends think that's a cute side of me.
- Scrapper: What friends?
- Flesh Bonnie: Oh uh, Chica, Foxy, and my sister.
- Scrapper: Hmm. Point for Robot Bonnie because I doubt you have any friends Flesh Bonnie. We'll take a break after these messages.
- Flesh Bonnie: But I do...
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