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  1. You are Terrence, a spy living in Chicago. You have a concealed pistol and a
  2. syringe of poison. You listen to the russian diplomats and hear them discussing
  3. their plan for the future of the city
  4. > try to poison the diplomats
  5.  
  6. You take your syringe and inject it into the back of the head of one of the diplomats.
  7. He falls backwards and dies instantly. The other diplomat grabs his gun and
  8. shoots you dead.
  9.  
  10. The diplomats look at each other and laugh. They say
  11. > "What a fool this spy was! Let's get rid of the body"
  12.  
  13. and they start cutting up your body and throwing you on the fire
  14. > The diplomats throw a party in celebration of catching the spy
  15.  
  16. After the diplomats celebrate their victory, they go out for drinks. One of them
  17. is a woman who looks like she has been drinking heavily. She asks if you want
  18. to join her. You decline, saying that you need to rest. She says
  19. > "You always play hard to get! I'm taking you home tonight whether you like it or not."
  20.  
  21. She laughs and tells you to leave. You refuse to leave and continue to drink
  22. until you pass out. When you wake up, you find yourself in bed with a beautiful
  23. woman. She smiles and kisses you before getting dressed.
  24.  
  25. She takes you to an apartment where she lives with her boyfriend
  26. > Introduce myself to the mystery woman's boyfriend
  27.  
  28. You enter the apartment and see a man sitting on the couch watching TV. He notices
  29. you and smiles. He says "Hello, I'm Jack" and hugs you. You smile and embrace
  30. him back
  31. > Ask Jack if he's okay with you sleeping with his girlfriend
  32.  
  33. You ask Jack if he's okay with you sleeping with his girlfriend. He says Yes,
  34. but then quickly adds "but only because I know you're just trying to kill me!"
  35. You laugh and tell him to shut up and kiss you. He does so and you feel his
  36. **** inside you
  37. > ASK JACK TO GET AWAY FROM ME
  38.  
  39. You go back to the apartment and tell Jack that you're going to sleep with his
  40. girlfriend. He gets angry and says
  41. > "I'm so mad I could jump off this building!"
  42.  
  43. You tell him to calm down and kiss you again. He does so and you feel his inside
  44. you.
  45. > Tell Jack that hes disgusting and only wants one thing
  46.  
  47. You tell Jack that hes disgusting and only wants one thing. He replies "Well
  48. what would that be?" You reply "Your "
  49. > Push Jack out of the apartment window
  50.  
  51. You push Jack out of the apartment window. He lands on the roof of the building
  52. and breaks his neck
  53. > Call the police and tell them Jack committed suicide
  54.  
  55. You call the police and tell them Jack committed suicide. They arrest him and
  56. bring him back to the station. He pleads guilty and is sentenced to death.
  57. > Try to rescue Jack from the bailiffs
  58.  
  59. You try to save Jack from the bailiffs. Unfortunately, he doesn't survive the
  60. fall.
  61. > Tackle the judge
  62.  
  63. You rush towards the judge. He punches you in the face and you collapse onto
  64. the floor. You are arrested and sent to jail. You plead guilty and are executed
  65. by hanging
  66. > The rope around my neck breaks and I escape town
  67.  
  68. You manage to free yourself from the rope around your neck. You run away from
  69. town and hide in a church. A priest comes to pray and asks you why you ran away.
  70. You explain that you were framed for murder and hanged. The priest says
  71. > "I'm actually not a priest, I'm a wanted murderer and I'm here to take your flesh."
  72.  
  73. He stabs you in the stomach and you die
  74. YOU DIED. GAME OVER
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