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[YASS] (sorta) Arkham and Aedifi say hi

Feb 18th, 2017
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  1. [17:15] * feykinPraetor [FP] began trolling futureConceived [FC]
  2. [17:15] <feykinPraetor> thhank youh
  3. [17:15] * feykinPraetor [FP] ceased trolling futureConceived [FC]
  4. [17:16] * futureConceived began trolling feykinPraetor
  5. [17:16] <futureConceived> FC: Um... HI!
  6. [17:16] <feykinPraetor> hhih
  7. [17:16] <futureConceived> FC: Who... ARE! you?
  8. [17:16] <feykinPraetor> weh hare thheh phairieh queen
  9. [17:17] <futureConceived> FC: I've never... HEARD! of you.
  10. [17:17] <futureConceived> FC: I'm Aedifi!
  11. [17:17] <futureConceived> FC: What's your... NAME!
  12. [17:17] <feykinPraetor> hhih haediphih
  13. [17:17] <feykinPraetor> weh hare called harkhham
  14. [17:18] <futureConceived> FC: Um... what's... WITH! the random H's?
  15. [17:18] <feykinPraetor> whhat doh youh mean?
  16. [17:18] <futureConceived> FC: Well... YOU! have random H's scattered around?
  17. [17:19] <futureConceived> FC: That's not how you speak... ALTERNIAN!
  18. [17:19] <futureConceived> FC: At least, I think?
  19. [17:19] <feykinPraetor> hohh
  20. [17:19] <feykinPraetor> hit's hhow weh speak halternian
  21. [17:19] <feykinPraetor> weh like hit
  22. [17:19] <futureConceived> FC: Huh!
  23. [17:20] <futureConceived> FC: Is it... YOUR! quirk?
  24. [17:20] <feykinPraetor> weh thhink soh
  25. [17:20] <futureConceived> FC: Huh!
  26. [17:20] <futureConceived> FC: Mine isn't exactly intentional!
  27. [17:20] <futureConceived> FC: I just kind of... DRIFT! off sometimes.
  28. [17:20] <futureConceived> FC: You know?
  29. [17:20] <feykinPraetor> weh know
  30. [17:21] <futureConceived> FC: Daydreams are... SO! fun!!!
  31. [17:21] <feykinPraetor> weh doh thhat sometimes tooh
  32. [17:21] <feykinPraetor> yeahh!
  33. [17:21] <futureConceived> FC: :D
  34. [17:21] <futureConceived> * : D
  35. [17:21] <feykinPraetor> thhey're like dreams but hin thheh day hand you're halsoh doing hothher stuphph tooh
  36. [17:21] <futureConceived> FC: Yeah! I like... DAYDREAMING! while I work!
  37. [17:22] <futureConceived> FC: It's so much more... INTERESTING! than just having to move grinders around WITHOUT daydreaming!
  38. [17:22] <feykinPraetor> youh shhould hask phor hhelp
  39. [17:23] <futureConceived> FC: What?
  40. [17:23] <futureConceived> FC: No, that's... SILLY!
  41. [17:23] <futureConceived> FC: I can do it!
  42. [17:23] <futureConceived> FC: The other workers... ARE! complete bozos though!
  43. [17:23] <futureConceived> FC: They're always... KNOCKING! down everything they build!
  44. [17:23] <feykinPraetor> hohh
  45. [17:23] <feykinPraetor> thhat sounds bad
  46. [17:24] <futureConceived> FC: And they say I do it!
  47. [17:24] <futureConceived> FC: : (
  48. [17:24] <feykinPraetor> thhey shhould stop doing thhat
  49. [17:24] <futureConceived> FC: Yeah, I'd know... IF! I did.
  50. [17:25] <futureConceived> FC: Anyway, enough about... ME!
  51. [17:25] <futureConceived> FC: What do you do!
  52. [17:25] <feykinPraetor> weh guide hall hoph thheh phairies
  53. [17:26] <futureConceived> FC: Pharies?
  54. [17:26] <feykinPraetor> weh hare thheh queen
  55. [17:26] <futureConceived> FC: : O
  56. [17:26] <futureConceived> FC: I didn't know I was talking... TO! the queen!
  57. [17:26] <futureConceived> FC: I'm sorry for... BEING! so distracted, your... MAJESTY!
  58. [17:26] <feykinPraetor> weh know hit can beh surprising toh phind hout habout
  59. [17:26] <feykinPraetor> but hit's hokay. weh don't mind
  60. [17:27] <feykinPraetor> weh like daydreaming tooh
  61. [17:27] <futureConceived> FC: Yay!
  62. [17:27] <futureConceived> FC: Maybe we could... DREAM! together!
  63. [17:27] <feykinPraetor> hand constructing!
  64. [17:27] <feykinPraetor> hoohh
  65. [17:27] <feykinPraetor> hokay!
  66. [17:27] <futureConceived> FC: :D
  67. [17:27] <futureConceived> *=D
  68. [17:27] <futureConceived> FC: What do you... LIKE! to dream about?
  69. [17:28] <feykinPraetor> husuallyh hothher phairies, hor colours hand shhapes hand phlowers hand music hand heverythhing like thhose stuphph
  70. [17:28] <futureConceived> FC: That's a... LOT! of things!
  71. [17:29] <futureConceived> FC: I like dreaming about... SPACE! mostly.
  72. [17:29] <feykinPraetor> space his nice
  73. [17:29] <futureConceived> FC: One day I'm going to build a building that goes ALL THE WAY to the moons!
  74. [17:29] <futureConceived> FC: It's going to be... SO! amazing!!!!!!
  75. [17:30] <feykinPraetor> wow!
  76. [17:30] <feykinPraetor> weh built hah thhrone honce
  77. [17:30] <feykinPraetor> hit didn't goh thhat hhighh, thhoughh
  78. [17:30] <futureConceived> FC: It's... OKAY!
  79. [17:30] <futureConceived> FC: I can move things... WITH! my mind!
  80. [17:30] <futureConceived> FC: So it makes it easier!
  81. [17:30] <feykinPraetor> cool!
  82. [17:31] <futureConceived> FC: Sometimes... I! just like to open and close my door with my mind!
  83. [17:31] <futureConceived> FC: It's really... FUN!
  84. [17:31] <feykinPraetor> weh didn't know youh were hone hoph thhose type hoph phairies
  85. [17:31] <futureConceived> FC: I'm an, uh,... BURGUNDY! blood, if I remember right!
  86. [17:31] <feykinPraetor> hohh!
  87. [17:32] <feykinPraetor> weh hhave never met hah phairieh withh blood like thhat bephore
  88. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: You haven't?
  89. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: Huh, I know... A! lot of them!
  90. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: I'm the only... ONE! that can use mind magic though!
  91. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: That I know of, of course!
  92. [17:33] <feykinPraetor> thhat sounds hexciting
  93. [17:33] <feykinPraetor> hare thhey nice?
  94. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: People have... TOLD! me that other people can do it too!
  95. [17:33] <futureConceived> FC: Yeah, they really are!
  96. [17:34] <futureConceived> FC: They like to play space games with me... SOMETIMES!
  97. [17:34] <feykinPraetor> weh love playing games!
  98. [17:34] <futureConceived> FC: Really?
  99. [17:34] <futureConceived> FC: Yay!
  100. [17:34] <futureConceived> FC: What kind... OF! games do you play?
  101. [17:36] <feykinPraetor> weh like playing running hand hhiding, hand team-hup, hand chhase, hand lots hoph hothher games
  102. [17:37] <futureConceived> FC: I like... TO! play games like FLARP, but without the fatal part!
  103. [17:37] <futureConceived> FC: So like!
  104. [17:37] <futureConceived> FC: LARP!
  105. [17:37] <futureConceived> FC: I also like playing... GAMES! where I get to use my mind powers, like catch!
  106. [17:38] <futureConceived> FC: Making the balls do loops is... SO! fun!
  107. [17:38] <feykinPraetor> hoohh, weh know hhow toh play catchh
  108. [17:38] <futureConceived> FC: =D
  109. [17:39] <feykinPraetor> weh can't thhrow hit hin hah loop, thhoughh
  110. [17:39] <futureConceived> FC: Don't worry,... I! can do that for you!
  111. [17:39] <futureConceived> FC: Oh, sorry!
  112. [17:40] <futureConceived> FC: My... SUPERVISOR! is starting to notice that I'm not moving things!
  113. [17:40] <futureConceived> FC: I have to go. : (
  114. [17:40] <feykinPraetor> hohh noh!
  115. [17:40] <futureConceived> FC: I'll talk to... YOU! soon, Harkham!
  116. [17:40] <feykinPraetor> tell thheh supervisor thhat thheh phairieh queen wants toh keep talking toh youh
  117. [17:41] <futureConceived> FC: If I... REMEMBER!
  118. [17:41] <futureConceived> Aedifi tells the supervisor that.
  119. [17:41] <futureConceived> The supervisor gives her the "haha, very funny" look.
  120. [17:41] <futureConceived> FC: I don't... THINK! he's fine with that!
  121. [17:41] <futureConceived> FC: So, uh... BYE!
  122. [17:41] <feykinPraetor> hohh hokay
  123. [17:42] * futureConceived has ceased trolling feykinPraetor
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