Roxer123

best wedding ever

Jan 7th, 2015
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  1. [00:24] Su Leafeoncito: can u marry me?
  2. [00:24] +thebagman: ^ do it
  3. [00:24] Roxer123: I hope he misses the good day to eat his delicious banana
  4. [00:24] Pwin: I don't even know anymore.
  5. [00:24] %qsns: yes
  6. [00:24] +thebagman: ps wedding
  7. [00:24] Roxer123: like that day when it isnt black
  8. [00:24] +thebagman: words that dont get said too much
  9. [00:24] Roxer123: but isnt green either
  10. [00:24] %qsns: i love Su Leafeoncito
  11. [00:24] #finally: shaian, youre a registered internet minister right?
  12. [00:24] #finally: can you do this?
  13. [00:24] %Shaian: yeah
  14. [00:25] %qsns: marry us
  15. [00:25] +thebagman: im a register internet rice thrower
  16. [00:25] +thebagman: perfect
  17. [00:25] Su Leafeoncito: yay
  18. [00:25] %Shaian: aight im gonna need everyone to shut the fuck up for a second
  19. [00:25] #finally: im a registered internet flower girl
  20. [00:25] +thebagman: we need a ring bearer then shaian its all u
  21. [00:25] Roxer123: im a registered random uncle you dont know that appeared
  22. [00:25] %qsns: lzr
  23. [00:25] Su Leafeoncito: our wedding could be in top of a bird?
  24. [00:25] %qsns: u are the ring bear
  25. [00:25] %qsns: er
  26. [00:25] %qsns: sounds hot
  27. [00:25] %qsns: lets do it
  28. [00:25] Roxer123: ayy
  29. [00:25] Pwin: Nah, ring bear sounds better.
  30. [00:25] Su Leafeoncito: we will call ur sons brado birdo
  31. [00:26] +thebagman: lets not get ahead of ourselves
  32. [00:26] +thebagman: shaian
  33. [00:26] +thebagman: when you are ready
  34. [00:26] %Shaian: aight
  35. [00:26] Roxer123: wait
  36. [00:26] Roxer123: im not
  37. [00:26] %Shaian: omg
  38. [00:26] %Shaian: this terrorist
  39. [00:26] Roxer123: im a registered piano player
  40. [00:26] +thebagman: youre the uncle u dont speak
  41. [00:26] %Shaian: interrupts the ceremony
  42. [00:26] Roxer123: let me get to the piano
  43. [00:26] +thebagman: no piano in this bird chapel
  44. [00:26] Yellow Paint: the piano is the bomb!
  45. [00:26] Su Leafeoncito: plz make me happy with ur brado birdo
  46. roxer plays was muted by finally for 7 minutes.
  47. [00:26] +thebagman: apropo
  48. [00:26] %Shaian: okay
  49. [00:27] Yellow Paint: crisis averted
  50. [00:27] %qsns: ok can i get fuckin married already
  51. [00:27] %qsns: lgi
  52. [00:27] %Shaian: Ladies that are actually men, and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to celebrate the marriage of qsns
  53. [00:27] %Shaian: and [i dont know the username]
  54. [00:27] %qsns: Su Leafeoncito
  55. [00:27] danman703: no qsns coulsdt get married
  56. [00:27] %Shaian: SU LEAFEONCITO
  57. danman703 was muted by qsns for 7 minutes.
  58. [00:27] Su Leafeoncito: offcourse
  59. [00:27] %qsns: dont ruin the ceremony
  60. danman703 was muted by Shaian for 60 minutes. (rude af m8)
  61. [00:27] %qsns: this is the most important day of my life
  62. [00:28] %Shaian: today we are celebrating
  63. [00:28] %Shaian: the sacred bond
  64. [00:28] Su Leafeoncito: me too
  65. [00:28] %Shaian: of a man and his probably trap internet waifu
  66. [00:28] Pwin: Can I be a bride's maid?
  67. [00:28] %Shaian: the sacred journey of a man from
  68. [00:28] %Shaian: >tfw no anime gf
  69. [00:28] %Shaian: to
  70. [00:28] %Shaian: >tfw trap gf
  71. [00:28] %Shaian: to
  72. [00:28] Su Leafeoncito: qsns
  73. [00:28] %Shaian: >m'waifu
  74. [00:28] %qsns: ;_;
  75. [00:28] %qsns: ^tears of joy
  76. [00:28] %Shaian: and for su leafeoncito from the realms of
  77. [00:28] Su Leafeoncito: how many kids u want?
  78. [00:28] %Shaian: >tfw no husbando
  79. [00:28] %qsns: 3
  80. [00:28] %Shaian: to
  81. [00:29] %Shaian: >tfw shota husbando
  82. [00:29] Su Leafeoncito: or better
  83. [00:29] Su Leafeoncito: Bird
  84. [00:29] Su Leafeoncito: :d
  85. [00:29] %Shaian: the good lord
  86. [00:29] %Shaian: tells us in
  87. [00:29] Su Leafeoncito: Shaian want a fight?
  88. [00:29] Su Leafeoncito: this is for true brado birdo love
  89. [00:29] +thebagman: ladies and gentlemen shaian is in the middle of a ceremony
  90. [00:29] %Shaian: OKAY
  91. [00:29] +thebagman: request radio silence
  92. Moderated chat was set to @!
  93. Only users of rank @ and higher can talk.
  94. Shaian was promoted to Room Moderator by Level 51.
  95. Moderated chat was set to %!
  96. Only users of rank % and higher can talk.
  97. [00:30] #finally: oh ok
  98. Su Leafeoncito was promoted to Room Moderator by Level 51.
  99. Moderated chat was set to @!
  100. Only users of rank @ and higher can talk.
  101. qsns was promoted to Room Moderator by Level 51.
  102. [00:30] #Level 51: now we can start proper
  103. [00:30] @qsns: <3
  104. [00:30] @Su Leafeoncito: better promote him to my husband
  105. [00:30] #Level 51: lol
  106. [00:30] thebagman: (Private to roxer plays) also i started this
  107. [00:30] @Su Leafeoncito: mybrado birdo husband
  108. [00:30] @Shaian: no where was i?
  109. [00:30] @Shaian: aha
  110. [00:30] @Shaian: yes
  111. [00:30] @Shaian: Now in the good book
  112. [00:31] @Shaian: Biggie: Life Afterdeath: 97-10
  113. [00:31] @Shaian: Mo money mo problems
  114. [00:31] @Shaian: we must affirm the responsibilities
  115. [00:31] @Shaian: given unto you, QSNS
  116. [00:31] @qsns: <3
  117. [00:31] @Shaian: do you promise to love su leafeoncito
  118. [00:31] @Shaian: in sickness and in hax?
  119. [00:31] @qsns: with all my brado birdo heart
  120. [00:31] @Shaian: through winning streaks and tilts?
  121. [00:32] @Su Leafeoncito: awwwww
  122. [00:32] @Shaian: in suspect tests and current ladders, till logging out do you apart?
  123. [00:32] • @Shaian kicks qsns
  124. [00:32] @Shaian: answer dipshit
  125. [00:32] @qsns: yes
  126. [00:32] @qsns: you shitter
  127. [00:32] #Level 51: LOL
  128. [00:32] @Shaian: okay
  129. [00:32] @Shaian: su leafeoncito
  130. [00:32] @Shaian: the same to you?
  131. [00:32] @Su Leafeoncito: can i kiss him now?
  132. [00:32] @Shaian: not yet
  133. [00:33] @Shaian: answer nigga
  134. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: yes
  135. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: yes
  136. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: with all of my love
  137. [00:33] @Shaian: okay, i now pronounce you husband and trap
  138. [00:33] @Shaian: you may now kiss the man
  139. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: my brado birdo love
  140. [00:33] @qsns: i love you Su Leafeoncito
  141. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: me too
  142. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
  143. [00:33] @Shaian: awwwww
  144. [00:33] roxer plays: (Private to qsns) KISS HER MAN
  145. [00:33] @Shaian: AND ON THIS DAY
  146. [00:33] roxer plays: (Private to qsns) DONT RUIN THE MOMENT
  147. [00:33] @Shaian: my good patrons of the church
  148. [00:33] @Su Leafeoncito: i love u
  149. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  150. [00:33] @Shaian: we see love prevailing
  151. [00:34] • @qsns KISSES Su Leafeoncito
  152. [00:34] @Shaian: as the beatles once said
  153. ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
  154. [00:34] @Shaian: love conquers all
  155. [00:34] @Shaian: or something
  156. [00:34] roxer plays: (Private to Shaian) ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE
  157. [00:34] roxer plays: (Private to Shaian) ops caps
  158. [00:34] roxer plays: (Private to Shaian) sorry
  159. [00:34] @Su Leafeoncito: offcourse
  160. roxer plays was muted by Shaian for 60 minutes. (HOLY FUCK STOP SPAMMING MY PMS)
  161. [00:34] #finally♥♥♥: afterparty hype
  162. [00:34] @qsns: lol
  163. Moderated chat was disabled!
  164. Anyone may talk now.
  165. [00:34] • +thebagman applauds
  166. [00:34] +Joryn: WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS
  167. Joryn was warned by boTTT. (Automated response: caps)
  168. [00:35] • +thebagman applauds and cries
  169. [00:35] @Su Leafeoncito: qsns
  170. [00:35] #Level51♥♥♥: this is one helluva afterparty
  171. Qwerts was unmuted by qsns.
  172. [00:35] +Qwerts: lipple nicker
  173. [00:35] +thebagman: WOAHARES R
  174. danman703 was unmuted by Level51♥♥♥.
  175. [00:35] %SpaceBass: lol Joryn
  176. [00:35] +Qwerts: this is no time
  177. [00:35] danman703: wtf
  178. [00:35] danman703: YAY
  179. roxer plays was unmuted by qsns.
  180. [00:35] +Qwerts: for normal chat
  181. [00:35] +Joryn: i
  182. [00:35] BeZja: if I hear brado birdo one more time
  183. [00:35] #Level51♥♥♥: YAY
  184. [00:35] +Qwerts: this is a great day
  185. [00:35] @qsns: brado birdo
  186. [00:35] danman703: im back
  187. [00:35] +thebagman: im so very rhappy
  188. fierromotumbo was unmuted by Shaian.
  189. [00:35] • #Level51♥♥♥ bounces around a bit
  190. [00:35] danman703: hey guys
  191. [00:35] BeZja: I'm spamming "fuck nîggers"
  192. [00:35] +Joryn: wait
  193. [00:35] Pwin: ;ET; That was... something.
  194. [00:35] BeZja: till I die
  195. [00:35] #Level51♥♥♥: brado birdo
  196. [00:35] @qsns: brado birdo
  197. [00:35] roxer plays: shaian
  198. [00:35] roxer plays: sorry
  199. [00:35] +thebagman: everyone DANCE
  200. [00:35] roxer plays: i was hyped
  201. [00:35] @qsns: brado birdo
  202. [00:35] BeZja: fuck nîggers
  203. [00:35] • @qsns DANCES xDDD
  204. [00:35] BeZja: fuck nîggers
  205. [00:35] • +thebagman plays the piano
  206. [00:35] • roxer plays the organ for dancing
  207. [00:35] fierromotumbo: brado birdo
  208. [00:35] BeZja: fuck nîggers
  209. [00:35] BeZja: fuck nîggers
  210. [00:35] BeZja: fuck nîggers
  211. [00:35] +Joryn: did someone say PARTY?!!
  212. BeZja was muted by boTTT for 7 minutes. (Automated response: flooding)
  213. [00:35] +Joryn: \O/
  214. [00:35] +Joryn: \O/
  215. [00:35] Yellow Paint: guys you forgot the ring bear!
  216. [00:35] +thebagman: gotcha
  217. [00:35] +Joryn: \O/
  218. [00:35] @qsns: \o
  219. [00:35] @Su Leafeoncito: u ar the best thing that i ever now
  220. [00:35] roxer plays: \o/
  221. [00:35] • #finally♥♥♥ asks joryn to dance
  222. [00:35] danman703: heyqsns and lu leafeoncito name the kids Rambo and Jimothy
  223. [00:35] @Su Leafeoncito: u ar my love
  224. [00:35] • Su Glaceoncito seduces qsns
  225. [00:36] @Su Leafeoncito: my everything
  226. [00:36] • +Joryn takes finally♥♥♥'s hand
  227. [00:36] @Su Leafeoncito: my brado birdo
  228. [00:36] +thebagman: / o \
  229. [00:36] @qsns: we are naming the kids
  230. [00:36] @qsns: brado birdo
  231. [00:36] @qsns: we already have one on the way
  232. [00:36] @qsns: <3
  233. [00:36] #finally♥♥♥: ./o/
  234. [00:36] #Level 51: lol
  235. [00:36] roxer plays: \o/
  236. [00:36] +Joryn: \o\
  237. [00:36] danman703: qsns kills the pussy
  238. [00:36] +thebagman: \o\.
  239. [00:36] #Level 51: [11:36:17] @qsns: we already have one on the way
  240. [00:36] #Level 51: is he being shipped in? or
  241. [00:36] danman703: ^^
  242. [00:36] Yellow Paint: lol
  243. [00:36] #finally♥♥♥: wedlocke
  244. [00:36] @qsns: :|
  245. [00:36] @Su Leafeoncito: <3
  246. [00:36] +thebagman: headlocke
  247. [00:36] #Level 51: which adoption agency did you use
  248. [00:36] danman703: the delivery is the worst part :(
  249. [00:36] @qsns: who says we're adopting
  250. [00:36] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: lol
  251. [00:37] roxer plays: loveee loveee loveee
  252. [00:37] +thebagman: :[]
  253. c a k e b o i s???
  254. [00:37] roxer plays: theres nothing you can do that cant be done
  255. [00:37] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: I just witnessed something magical :'0
  256. [00:37] • +thebagman wants cake
  257. [00:37] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: And now I'm out rofl
  258. [00:37] roxer plays: it's easyy
  259. [00:37] +Joryn: can we have an afterparty orgy or n
  260. [00:37] Pikeldeo: ikr, somehow getting married on the internet
  261. [00:37] roxer plays: all you need is lovee
  262. [00:37] +thebagman: or y
  263. [00:37] @qsns: wheres the cake
  264. [00:37] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: What Joryn
  265. [00:37] @Su Leafeoncito: all are invited to ur celebration of this great day
  266. [00:37] +thebagman: pants down
  267. [00:37] +thebagman: joryn same page
  268. [00:37] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: the heck did I just witness
  269. [00:37] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: e-e
  270. [00:37] #finally♥♥♥: !showimage http://www.weddingomania.com/pictures/gorgeous-black-and-white-wedding-cakes-13.jpg, 480, 800
  271.  
  272. [00:38] +thebagman: YESSSSSSSSss
  273. thebagman was warned by boTTT. (Automated response: stretching)
  274. [00:38] +Joryn: qt
  275. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: Oh nice.
  276. [00:38] roxer plays: cake
  277. [00:38] ZaPpYShOcK: lol
  278. [00:38] roxer plays: this is the best chat ever
  279. [00:38] Pikeldeo: that's...a cake
  280. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: nom nom om
  281. [00:38] roxer plays: literallyu
  282. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: I don't even play doubles
  283. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: lol
  284. [00:38] • #Level 51 eats cake
  285. [00:38] • @qsns gives Su Leafeoncito a piece of the cake <3
  286. [00:38] • #Level 51 eats Su Leafeoncito
  287. [00:38] @Shaian: :o
  288. [00:38] +thebagman: \|o\/
  289. [00:38] @qsns: D:
  290. [00:38] • #finally♥♥♥ throws cake at joryn
  291. [00:38] roxer plays: holy shit
  292. [00:38] • #Level 51 eats qsns
  293. [00:38] @qsns: D:
  294. [00:38] +Joryn: >:[
  295. [00:38] +Qwerts: qsns Su Leafeoncito
  296. [00:38] roxer plays: trap and husbando
  297. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: lmao
  298. [00:38] roxer plays: are dead
  299. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: this chat
  300. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: fantastic
  301. [00:38] +Qwerts: my wedding gift
  302. [00:38] • #Level 51 eats Shaian
  303. [00:38] • +thebagman rolls on the ground in the cake
  304. [00:38] +Joryn: finally♥♥♥ you spoiled my new dress
  305. [00:38] +Qwerts: http://pastebin.com/uB9PRvTW is your wedding
  306. [00:38] +Joryn: >:[
  307. [00:38] roxer plays: everyone is dying
  308. [00:38] • #Level 51 eats Joryn's dress
  309. [00:38] • @Shaian eats level 51 from the inside
  310. [00:38] @Su Leafeoncito: qsns
  311. [00:38] +Joryn: !
  312. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: I wonder what Zarel would do if he came in rn
  313. [00:38] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: lmao
  314. [00:38] +Qwerts: save it and never let it go
  315. [00:38] • +thebagman gets off to that
  316. [00:39] • roxer plays screams and runs
  317. [00:39] +Qwerts: DEATH GOD ANUBIS
  318. [00:39] • roxer plays so much death
  319. [00:39] • +Joryn runs away in underwear
  320. [00:39] +Qwerts: he'd have one less room to worry about
  321. [00:39] • #Level 51 eats Joryn ou--- i mean
  322. [00:39] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: lmao
  323. [00:39] • roxer plays let the bodies hit the floor
  324. [00:39] • +thebagman spanks joryn
  325. [00:39] @Su Leafeoncito: thats the best brado birdo cake that ever exist
  326. [00:39] • roxer plays LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
  327. roxer plays was warned by boTTT. (Automated response: caps)
  328. [00:39] DEATH GOD ANUBIS: Lol
  329. [00:39] @qsns: brado birdo forever
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