All of the bosses of patch 1.02 with a stick

- Explorer start, Healing wares(?)
- Do skips to Ashen Mist, take the Aldia bonfire, feather is nice to have, pick up the souls in Aerie
- Also take the Dragon Shrine bonfire
- Pop souls, level up 30 str, one point in whatever
- Forest bonfire, buy key and 3 firebombs
- Go to the memory of whatever, pick up the giant warrior club, 20k soul and the giant soul
@ Last giant with ooze, R2 is pretty good

- Pop souls going up the lift
@ Pursuer, parry, firebomb, dead

- Go to the memory of giantguy, pick up 20k soul and the giant soul
- Bastille bonfire, pick up the 2 large shards
- Back to Majula
- Club to +4, use 10k on Melentia, get the ring
- Level up some, but save enough for 20(?) resins
- Warp to Crossroads, buy resins, get cloranthy ring
- Talk to Gandalf
- Pick up the chunk here above the ruins
@ Kill Najka, resin

- Take the bonfire after Najka
- Kill lizard
- Pick up shard before Magus deathdoor
@ Kill Magus

- Take bonfire
- Pick up 2 more chunks
- Warp to Crossroads, do shrine skip
- Kill lizard on way to castle
- Take bonfire, take the darklurker bonfire too
- Warp to Majula, upgrade to +10, level up some?
@ Double dragonriders with resin

- Do the skip so no lifts required
@ Mirrorknight with Ooze

@ Demon of Song with resin

- Pick up the ring of stuff not breaking +2
- Take the bonfire
- DON'T DO VELSTADT NOW
- Warp back to Majula, level up and stuff
@ Old Dragonslayer with resin

@ Dragonrider

@ Flexile with resin

- Some possible skips in Huntsman's, do them if you feel like it
@ Executioner's chariot with resin

@ Skeleton Lords don't need no resin

- Do the skippy skip thing neat OoB stuff
@ Covetous demon with resin

- Light the torch on the bonfire here unless you want to do stupid no poison drain strats
@ Mytha with resin

@ Smelter with resin

- Feather back, do the silly airwalk skip to Iron King
@ OINK with resin

- Back to Majula, level up some, buy some ooze maybe, buy cat ring, maybe even skulls
@ Small rats resin maybe let's you one shot the last one?

- Kill Giants, talk to Gandalf
@ Rotten with resin

- Do the fancy airwalk to Gargoyles from the guy in the house
@ Gargoyles with ooze or resin, doesn't even really matter at this point

@ Sentinels with whatever

- You could do the neat airwalk to Sinner here if you want to
@ Sinner with whatever

@ Freja with whatever

@ Big rat with whatever

- Warp to Darklurker bonfire, do the skip
@ Kill the Darklurker, resin is probably better here

- I hope you took that Aldia bonfire
@ Kill Guardian Dragon with whatever

@ Ancient Dragon with whatever

- Warp to Forest, do airwalk on the guy
@ Kill Giant Lord, ooze I guess?

- Do the airwalk from the knight dude to get to Velstadt, no need to deal with stupid fog gate :^)
@ Velstadt with whatever

@ Vendrick with whatever

- Pick up the king's ring because if you don't, you'll feel kinda dumb
@ Watch and Defend with whatever

@ Nashandra yay

- Drop some prism stones to celebrate your victory over the game