Border Wall

<Switzerland> Doxin: Scott Walker (GOP canidate) wants to build a wall accross the US-Canada border.
<Cacophony> Brilliant
<Doxin> Switzerland: okay my toucan is now most definitely lost.
<Doxin> possibly forever
<Switzerland> He thinks people want to escape to the US, but hey, Donald Trump will man the US-Mexico wall!
<MiningMarsh> A wall is not enough
<MiningMarsh> the wall needs to be made entirely of guns
<Switzerland> MiningMarsh: Exactly! We need land mines.
<MiningMarsh> and the guns need to all be aimed in random directions
<Cacophony> Obviously it needs to be entirely anti-aircraft guns
<MiningMarsh> to increas eht echanes that those fast syrup-pickers can't dodge the bullets if they try to cross
<MiningMarsh> and each fun needs to also be a ICBM
<Switzerland> Trip wire ICBMs
<Cacophony> Can't forget those dastardly hot air balloons
<MiningMarsh> that will launch at MEXICO^HCANADA WHEN THOSE DAMN HIPPIES TRY TO CROSS
<Cacophony> But what will we put underground?
<Switzerland> Cacophony: We'll dig a deep ditch and fill it with concrete
<MiningMarsh> The ground is made of america
<MiningMarsh> so if any mexnadians try to cross
<MiningMarsh> the ground will reform into bald eagles
<MiningMarsh> and lady libterty will fire eye lasers into a pipe in the ground
<MiningMarsh> that will guide the lasers at them
<Switzerland> Don't forget, we need to violate sovreign soil. So let's fly drones and invade parts where there is oil.
<boxmein> MiningMarsh: hey! no taking my guns! they haven't gotten their daily walk yet!
<Switzerland> boxmein: Blah, take your tank for a walk. We need to waste fuel.
<Switzerland> Oh, can you take my Hummer for a walk too?
<boxmein> Switzerland: tanks don't walk! they tank! that's why they're called tanks!
<boxmein> Switzerland: and hummers! they don't walk? they hum!
<Switzerland> boxmein: Fine, take this F-22 for a spin.
<boxmein> Switzerland: that's more like it!
<MiningMarsh> The irony of all this is that with the conservatives lowering taxes
* boxmein 5 hours pass
<Switzerland> Make sure to fly over Mexico and Cuba
<MiningMarsh> We would most likely need to confiscate guns to build the wall
<MiningMarsh> which would be a government takeover
<boxmein> Switzerland: https://i.imgur.com/QUJh0DY.jpg
* boxmein finds weirdly illustrated paper on the dashboard of the F-22
* boxmein eats
* boxmein hour passse
<boxmein> https://i.imgur.com/4yFrtmx.jpg