Prehistoric Animal Generator

$name : Prehistoric Animal Generator
$author : BaryonyxMono
$description : Creates a random dinosaur, or other prehistoric critter of some kind
$picture : http://i.imgur.com/nwPyeCi.png

$name
[name start][name end]
[name start]cera[name end]
[Tyranno|Titano|Gojira|Brachio|Bronto|Hadro|Carno|Anato|Spino|Ovi|Deino|Bary|Megalo|Scorpio|Platybelo|Allo|Argentino][name end]
[name start][therium|saurus|taurus|ceratops|don|scorpio|ceratops|raptor|titan|bufo|onyx]
[Tyranno|Titano|Gojira|Brachio|Bronto|Hadro|Carno|Anato|Spino|Ovi|Deino|Bary|Scorpio|Allo|Argentino][therium|ceratops|don|scorpio|ceratops|raptor|bufo]
[Utah|Colorado|Tennessee|Indiana|Ohio|Virginia|Cali|][name end] {35%}
[Tyranno|Titano|Gojira|Brachio|Bronto|Hadro|Carno|Anato|Spino|Ovi|Deino|Bary|Megalo|Scorpio|Platybelo|Allo|Argentino]cera[name end]
[name start][name end] Rex {40%}
[name start]saurus Rex {40%}
[name start][therium|taurus|ceratops|don|scorpio|ceratops|raptor|titan|bufo] Rex {40%}
[Tyranno|Titano|Gojira|Brachio|Bronto|Hadro|Carno|Anato|Spino|Ovi|Deino|Bary|Megalo|Scorpio|Platybelo|Allo|Argentino][name end] Rex {40%}
[DATA EXPUNGED|REDACTED] {5%}
$name start
Quad
Octo
Rhino
Pyro
Diablo
Mono
Indrico
Arachno
Medusa
Hydra
Draco
Mosura
Kappa
Drago
Anubi
Dimetro
Para
Chameleo
Beelze
Sphaero
Giga
Ultra
Uber
Gurney
Sibbick
Hammond
Rodano
Kaijudo
Cephalo
Tetra
Thalatto
Stego
Nycto
Styraco
Chimera
Mino
Cryo
Pachy
Nyarlatho
Plesio
Barlowe
Jamo
$name end
lophus
dylus
coatlus
suchus
lestes
neura
mantis
yapsis
piscis
tius
zilla {20%}

$species
species of [sauropod|abelisaurid|theropod|dromeosaurid|duck billed|tyrannosaurid|feathered|ceratopsid|ankylosaurid] dinosaur
species of [pterosaur|plesiosaur|mosasaur|synapsid]
[prehistoric|extinct] [mammal|insect|spider|mantis|scorpion|arachnid|beetle|primate|monkey|ape|reptile|lizard|snake|turtle|horse|fish|shark|rhinoceros|elephant|frog|amphibian|bird|flightless bird|bear|cat|saber toothed cat|lion|wolf|whale|eel|dolphin|crab|lobster|crustacean]
[prehistoric|extinct] [dragon|sea serpent|chimera|unicorn|sea monster] {10%}
species of [DATA EXPUNGED|REDACTED] {5%}

$location
[location name]
[direction] [location name]
the [direction] [United States|United Kingdom]
$location name
[North America|South America|Africa|Australia|Asia|Antarctica|Europe|Eurasia]
[Russia|Japan|Brazil|China|India|Canada|Scotland|Ireland|Iran|France|Finland|Germany|Iceland|Israel|Italy|Kenya|Egypt]
[Isla Nublar|Skull Island|Urth|Monster Island|Infant Island] {10%}
$direction
northern
southern
eastern
western

$time
[time period]
[time name] [time period]
$time period
[Cambrian|Ordovician|Silurian|Devonian|Carboniferous|Permian] {30%}
[Triassic|Jurassic|Cretaceous]
[Paleogene|Neogene] {40%}
$time name
[early|late]

$diet
its diet consisted entirely of [food]
this animal ate [food] and [food]
its diet consisted of [food], [food], and [food]
its diet included, but was not limited to [food], [food], and [food]
it mostly ate [food], but has been known to eat others of its own kind {40%}
it mainly fed on radioactive materials, but may have also ate [food] {15%}
it only fed on radiation and radioactive materials {5%}
$food
[small|large] [mammals|reptiles|lizards|birds]
fish
dinosaurs
crustaceans
meat
carrion
bones
eggs
arachnids
insects
worms
beetles
ants
grubs
grass
plants
roots
ferns
leaves
algae {40%}
[tree bark|wood] {30%}
rocks {10%}
human flesh {5%}

$info
[fact]
[fact], and [fact]
[fact], [fact], and [fact]
[fact]. In addition to this, [fact]
some scientists believe that [fact]

$fact
it can spew toxic fumes from its [body part] {25%}
it was enormous, reaching [50-150] feet in length {30%}
it was highly allergic to [food]
it [made|had] a very [loud|noisy|quiet|scary|frightening|cute|annoying|obnoxious] [roar|growl|sound|yell|buzzing sound|chirp]
it could change colors to [attract mates|hide from predators|reflect its mood]
it could spit [poison|hot liquid|icy cold liquid] from its mouth
it was very [smart|intelligent|stupid|unintelligent]
it was [very|extremely|quite|often] [aggressive|territorial|ferocious|docile|friendly|playful]
it had a second brain in its [body part] {50%}
it had mucus on its body that had drug like effects which, when licked, could cause animals to [get high|hallucinate|pass out] {20%}
it had a venomous bite
it had an all [female|male] population {45%}
it can breathe fire {40%}
it had armored plating on its body
it had bony plating on its [body part] to protect it from predators
it had a [spiked|clubbed|whip like] tail to [defend itself|take down prey|fight others of its kind during mating season]
it bred like rabbits
it could secrete mucus from its [body part] to [attract mates|scare away predators|trap prey|poison animals]
it had [an] [excellent|great|good|poor|powerful|mediocre|weak] sense of smell
it had [excellent|great|good|poor|weak] eyesight
it had [an] [venomous|toxic|highly toxic|acidic] stinger on its tail
it hunted in packs
it had [feathers|fur|hair] [all over its body|on most of its body|on some of its body]
it had [blue|green|red|yellow|striped|spotted|soft] skin
it was amphibious, meaning it could live on both land and water
it smelled awful
it had [2-20] [stomachs|livers|hearts] {20%}
it had [2-9] heads {5%}
it had razor sharp claws on its [hands|feet]

$body part
mouth
[nose|nostrils]
tail
[hands|claws]
[legs|arms]
feet
[skin|scales|hair|feathers]
[back|carapace|backside]
[lungs|stomach|liver|kidneys]
eyes {20%}
anus {10%}
[DATA EXPUNGED|REDACTED] {5%}

$extinction
it went extinct due to [extinction cause]
it may still be alive today, living in parts of [location] {25%}
$extinction cause
a meteor strike
an asteroid
climate change
flooding
disease
overhunting
famine
drought
stormy weather
unknown causes {25%}
some asshole time traveler who hunted them for sport {5%}
[DATA EXPUNGED|REDACTED] {5%}

$animal
[Name] is [an] [species] that lived in [location] during the [time] period. [Diet]. [Info]. [Info]. [Extinction].