[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: i've literally never run a game of anything that wasn't like a meme system
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: that wasn't horror
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: or at least heavily horror influenced
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: except that one time @Moeid (they/them) and like
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: two other people
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: basically went through the fantasy equivalent of The Hangover(edited)
[8:42 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: which promptly turned into a comedy schizophrenia surrealist drug trip
[8:43 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: Also it has Bartending of the Endless
[8:43 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: they kept going from bar to bar
[8:43 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: and every bar had the same bartender
[8:44 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: eventually it just
[8:44 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: [8:56 PM] Spake, It Was: The walls wiggle and squirm and at some point the ground got turned into a spice shaker but eventually you get to the next bar. People are so incosiderate. Just putting bars down in the middle of people's ways. It's not your fault you walked into it face first.
[8:57 PM] Spake, It Was: The Bartender is a many headed being swimming through the shimmering iridescence of existence. He opens his maws and sings in a voiceless chant:

"You're all idiots."
[8:57 PM] Spake, It Was: One feathered flagella pours something so black your eyes cannot make it out into a shot glass, then two more.(edited)
[8:58 PM] Spake, It Was: "Go ahead I guess. See if I care."(edited)
[8:44 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: turned into this
[8:45 PM] Omicron: hahaha
[8:45 PM] Omicron: amazing
[8:45 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: The idea is that they were doing the pub crawl equivalent of Herakle's 12 Labors
[8:45 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: And every drink was progressively more and more deranged
[8:45 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: They started making Con checks (5E) at like, DC 13
[8:45 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: It went up by one every drink
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: Every single stop on the bar crawl was crazier than the last and progressively more surreal
[8:46 PM] Omicron: pffft
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: Also I cold opened at the end of it with them waking up hangover
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: Then we made our way back
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: They were out drinking with what can only be described at Baby Dr Manhattan who was a villain from the first session
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: he died of alcohol poisoning
[8:46 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: he was an energy being
[8:47 PM] rookrook she of 10000 names: I am realizing now with some distance exactly how weird this was
[8:48 PM] Omicron: I am realizing it with extreme immediacy