Nickelodeon (Sister Christian)

Dear Nickelodeon, why must you ban?
That which unsettles across the land
Because you, refuse

Dear Nickelodeon, why must you conform?
To the needs of the minority norm
It's too, fuck you

CENSORSHIP
You think that's a battle cry
That it should answer why
You cut the things we like

Dear Nickelodeon, Rocko's a great show
Even when chopped up, we're all in the know
Quality, we still see

Oh, Ren and Stimpy
It was Kricfalusi's scheme
Yet you found it remarkably obscene
Spinoff, we're pissed off

CENSORSHIP
That's the price we pay
For soccer moms passe
No mind until disarray

CENSORSHIP
What is right in mind
Will get worse over time
Chopping pure and sublime

CENSORSHIP
When will you just see
Few does not outweigh many
Your rationalizations confuse me

CENSORSHIP
Like drifting through the night
Every turn ain't to the right
Just try to see the light

Dear Nickelodeon, society's changed
Most parents are now oppositely deranged
It's strange
It's still censorship
Still censorship