[11:08:24 PM] how do trains: because I'm on the couch watching the daily show with my roommates and girlfriends

[11:24:57 PM] Help!  Damn Texas: "really good" relationship
[11:25:01 PM] Help!  Damn Texas: Help!  Damn Texas wonks

[12:53:xx PM] Someone: It had a hilariously troubled development
[12:53:11 PM] Help!  Damn Texas: I did too!

"Wall of used fleshlights. Each one, a contest." -HDT, 2014

[12:53:52 AM] Help!  Damn Texas: >anime vagina politics

[6:26:59 PM] Help!  Damn Texas: Excuse me but gaston is a man with a penis, not a girl with a penis

[1:12:10 AM] Help!  Damn Texas: "Professor Layton and the baffeling uturus"

HDT: "What if I were to write a Punisher TV series and disguise it as Daredevil S2?  Ho ho ho, delightfully daredevilish, Netflix!"