Shy Friend Sends An Audio Confessional V1

Tags n Title: [A4A] Your [Shy] Friend Sends An Audio Confession [SFW] [(Trying to be) Sweet] [Hella Awkward] [Friends to Lovers?]

This script is written in fiction and does not depict any person(s) in real life. This script is also made for adults by adults.

Edits, adjustments or improvisations to the script are encouraged for performer comfortability and personalisation and should be used as needed.

*Asterisks* - refer to actions or tone of voice for just a few assigned lines or paragraph

CAPS - refer to words that should be emphasized.

Optional SFX from the writer, but feel free to put in your own SFX!

Record Beep Noise:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1V-LJ5VlGtn3OM9MfISYRyM7lVBHoX_62/view?usp=drivesdk


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Background: A close, but shy friend of yours for a while now has sent you an audio file. This is pretty unusual of them as they are usually reserved and quiet and won't talk unless spoken too first. Curious, you open the file to what appears to be a heartfelt message from them.
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*This script is made with the intent to have a nervous tone throughout the entire time. Stutters, “uhhms”, and other related improvisations are encouraged.*

Okay… how do I work this app? And let me just get my paper.

*Record Beep*

Hello, testing, one, two?

*Record Beep*

*Shudder, followed by cheek smacks* Okay, you got this.

*Record Beep*

*Breath in, panicking tone* … Nevermind I don’t got this.

*Record Beep*

Maybe some water would help. *Drinking noises*... I don’t think you would want to hear that. I don’t think anyone would want to hear that.

*Record Beep*

Okay, Hi-

*Car Alarm: https://freesound.org/people/anez/sounds/403430/ *

Okay you know what nevermind.

*Record Beep*

Okay, In Three, Two, One… *Desk slam* Nope still can’t.

*Record Beep*

Oh my god. I did all of that, and I forgot to hit record.

What the he- *bottle falls over and spills*

No no no! Aww godfu- my paper’s ruined.

*Record Beep*

Alright you know what, I can do this without notes.

*Clears throat*

Alright where’s another piece of paper.

*Angry noise* I can’t remember what I wrote. Why is this so difficult?

*Record Beep*

Okay, no more notes, for real this time. I’ll just speak my mind.

*Deep Breath*

Hi. Friend.

Does that sound too formal? Buddy? Pal?

Whatever, I’ll just stick to friend.

That’s what we are right? Friends?

I would hope so. I think it’d be weird to hang out every so often and not be friends.

I’m not too clingy either, am I?

*Pause and clap*

Okay let’s move on before I start rambling like I normally do.

Umm, what I wanted to say was that…

How do I say this?

I guess what I’m trying to say is how grateful I am having you as a friend for however long we’ve known each other now.

I think we have one of your cute friends to thank for that.

N-not that I dont think you aren't attractive in the same way!

I think you're the most attractive out of everybody.

A-and I mean like, I dont just wanna talk to you because I only find you attractive either!

I just think that, yknow, we mesh really well together, like personality wise.

Does that make sense? I hope that made sense.

*Clear throat*

Anyway, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time.

And I thought this would be the best way to express my feelings to you without being nervous.

Well I’m still nervous, but not as nervous.

It’s hard to look you in the eyes sometimes you know?

N-not like you’re intimidating or anything, but because it- I don’t know.

And it’s not like you’re ugly either, I swear I’m not trying to insult you!

It’s just hard to look you in the eyes and be able to tell you exactly how I feel without feeling the need to throw up or run away.

Okay that last part didn’t sound attracting at all, let’s just ignore that part.

But like, the times I did get glances at your face, I thought your eyes were actually, very beautiful, like sparkles even.

I-I guess that was a compliment? I’m not even sure myself.

Let’s just pretend it is and let’s move on.

The point is, I really like you.

I don’t mean that in the friendly kind of way, either.

I mean, it can be friendly too but like, I mean in a more crush- romantic kind of way.

Like, I want to be yours, if that’s okay with you.
I mean if it’s not that’s alright too I guess as long as we can be friends.

Then that would mean all this work I put in was for nothing other than for my own self pity.

But that being besides the point I’m trying to make.

Let’s move on, I don’t think I’m doing a very good job at this.

Maybe I’ll just ask a very straightforward question and see if you’ll answer back.

Maybe we can go have some coffee some time?

*whispers* Wait, I don’t even like coffee.

*Clears throat* Maybe we could go out for food sometime?

Unless you like coffee of course!

Then we could go get coffee, and I’ll just get… some water!

And uhh, we could talk about all the things we like and have in common.

I’m sure we already have some if we’re friends right?

And there’s like, a whole ton of things we can talk about.

Like hobbies and stuff, I enjoy uhh, doing sudoku puzzles.

No, that’s too uninteresting.

I mean compared to you definitely.

But uhh, just let me know what kinds of hobbies and things you like.

Oooh wait, movies are a good topic. What kind of movies do you like?

Maybe we could catch a movie sometime in the future, just the two of us.

Maybe even on the same day we get coffee!

Yeah, that sounds like a good plan right there.

See, it all came together in the end.

So yeah, that, that was all I had to say.

Okay, bye.

*Whispers* No, no, that’s too-

Hopefully you answer back soon!

*Whispers* No, that sounds too aggressive and impatient.

Just, uhh. Get back to me when you can, I’d appreciate your answer if any, and hopefully it's a yes?

Okay, bye for reals this time, friend.

Uhh, hopefully more than friends soon.

Yeah that’s it. Bye.

*Pause*

Okay I forgot how to stop recording.

*Record Beep*

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