MrKingOfNegativity

Pat Stay

Oct 28th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. I know exactly who the fuck I'm talking to.
  2. When it comes to violence, all he talks about is bodyslams and dropping dudes.
  3. Well, can I get off this question I got for you?
  4. Bitch. You think someone my size is about to box with you?
  5. If me shooting you isn't believable, then that can be my alibi once you're in the hospital.
  6. Round two.
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  8.  
  9.  
  10. But eventually I decided...that the best route, the most entertaining pathway
  11. Is to roast and fry this guy...with lines that rhyme...with "Pat Stay".
  12. So how about it, y'all? You wanna know what rhymes with "Pat Stay"?
  13. A wack name for a halfwit who raps lame
  14. Spends all his free time making fun of blacks, gays and people with bad weight
  15. then somehow manages to bang babes even though he dresses with bad taste and has an "I Smoke Crack" face
  16. (optional if he's in some kind of pimp outfit) Speaking of bad taste, your outfit is having a bad day
  17. Why is someone who's built like a Mack truck dressed like Mac Dre.
  18. Should I keep it going?
  19. He makes up for how much he lacks brains with a jacked frame and just enough wit to fat-shame
  20. He probably has posters of football players and white comedians all over his mancave
  21. right next to the high-school jerseys, college football trophies and photos from his frat days
  22. that make him think to himself "I was always destined for greatness, that's still what my mom and dad say"
  23. It's really too bad you got hooked on whatever drug you're on. That's a damn shame.
  24. Based on that face, you went with Pat Stay because you couldn't get the rights to Smack's name
  25. And from the looks of your size and stature, I can tell you've got anabolics and a Bowflex waiting for you backstage.
  26. His fans say he's better than all the others who rap great
  27. That's because they're also followers of his Five Finger Death Punch fanpage
  28. Speaking of a fanpage, I saw your website. It's not good. Not even halfway.
  29. All it is is a bunch of choppy grammar and pictures of you in bad shades.
  30. I mean for Pat's sake, there's one part on there where you didn't even capitalize your first or your last name.
  31. That's how you represent your brand, Stay?
  32. Meanwhile, people who actually rap hate the fact that they
  33. have to deal with a guy who looks like a human ashtray digging up shit from their past days
  34. just to feel better about the struggle bars he can't say
  35.  
  36. After he started getting a bad name for all those attacks made
  37. He retired from battles, went home, almost didn't get back safe
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