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- I know exactly who the fuck I'm talking to.
- When it comes to violence, all he talks about is bodyslams and dropping dudes.
- Well, can I get off this question I got for you?
- Bitch. You think someone my size is about to box with you?
- If me shooting you isn't believable, then that can be my alibi once you're in the hospital.
- Round two.
- ----------
- But eventually I decided...that the best route, the most entertaining pathway
- Is to roast and fry this guy...with lines that rhyme...with "Pat Stay".
- So how about it, y'all? You wanna know what rhymes with "Pat Stay"?
- A wack name for a halfwit who raps lame
- Spends all his free time making fun of blacks, gays and people with bad weight
- then somehow manages to bang babes even though he dresses with bad taste and has an "I Smoke Crack" face
- (optional if he's in some kind of pimp outfit) Speaking of bad taste, your outfit is having a bad day
- Why is someone who's built like a Mack truck dressed like Mac Dre.
- Should I keep it going?
- He makes up for how much he lacks brains with a jacked frame and just enough wit to fat-shame
- He probably has posters of football players and white comedians all over his mancave
- right next to the high-school jerseys, college football trophies and photos from his frat days
- that make him think to himself "I was always destined for greatness, that's still what my mom and dad say"
- It's really too bad you got hooked on whatever drug you're on. That's a damn shame.
- Based on that face, you went with Pat Stay because you couldn't get the rights to Smack's name
- And from the looks of your size and stature, I can tell you've got anabolics and a Bowflex waiting for you backstage.
- His fans say he's better than all the others who rap great
- That's because they're also followers of his Five Finger Death Punch fanpage
- Speaking of a fanpage, I saw your website. It's not good. Not even halfway.
- All it is is a bunch of choppy grammar and pictures of you in bad shades.
- I mean for Pat's sake, there's one part on there where you didn't even capitalize your first or your last name.
- That's how you represent your brand, Stay?
- Meanwhile, people who actually rap hate the fact that they
- have to deal with a guy who looks like a human ashtray digging up shit from their past days
- just to feel better about the struggle bars he can't say
- After he started getting a bad name for all those attacks made
- He retired from battles, went home, almost didn't get back safe
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