How is this is my life... [Song Parody]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhalnCwP82s

Smudgey: *ahem*

My thread's got a problem;
There's this crazy bitch,
She waaakes us ev-er-y day.
She says "Man I really wanna use your dick,
In the worst...kind of way."
...
..
.
She touches my ass;
I wish she'd leave me alone,
It's just not funny playing that way.
But she haunts every mare who I just say I've known.
So my thread,
She's here'ta stay.

Everyday, everydayyy now, I say-ay-ay-ay;
"Neeeever, will she make my dick throb..."
Everyday, it's clicheee' now! I pray-ay-ay-ay!
"Neeext time, I should bring a lynch mob..."


She wants all my honey, seems I'm really hot stuff,
It's too bad we don't feel the same way.
At first it was funny; now I've just had enough,
Cause this world's a relentless chase.


Run away, run awayyy now! Away-ay-ay-ay!
"Laaast time, she tried corn on the cob..."
Everyday, it's the saaame now, I'm prey-ey-ey-ey!
"Eaaach night, I just curl up and sob..."

...Well she'd just might *please* me if I wasn't appalllllled oh yeahhh...
But god damn, this ride just won't end for loooong,
So I'll stayyyyy~!

Smudgey: "Let me hear about AiE NAOW!"

>"The town's got a new friend, man we hate this prick," (And we try!)
>"He changes ev-er-y day!" (Woo! Everyday now...)
>"One day he's a hero, next he steals my home."
>"In this thread,"
>"He get's his way." (Come and stay!)

>"What to say, he won't playyyy now, no way-ay-ay-ay."
>"Maaaan, When was he such a snob?"
>"What's today? A new dayyyy now...dismay-ay-ay-ay..."
>"Maaaan, Now he's become a slob..."

>"It's not cute, it's not funnnny, stop actin' this way."
>"Everyday, he's got a new job..."
>"It won't stay, quite this wayyyy no, so pray-ay-ay-ay."
>"Someday, he won't be a nut...joooooooob!"