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- Was it Dillinger got shot through the eyeball
- or am I thinking of somebody else?
- 2
- 00:00:52,970 --> 00:00:56,347
- Moe Greene got shot through
- the eyeball in The Godfather.
- 3
- 00:00:56,432 --> 00:00:58,891
- Yeah, I'm talking about in real life.
- 4
- 00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:01,728
- Somebody in real life
- got shot through the eyeball.
- 5
- 00:01:01,812 --> 00:01:03,438
- Who was that?
- 6
- 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:06,816
- Well, no, Larry, many people in real life
- have got shot through the eyeball.
- 7
- 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:09,026
- I'm just saying
- I think Dillinger was one of them.
- 8
- 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:10,820
- That's really good aim.
- 9
- 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:14,449
- - No, that ain't really good aim.
- - How is that not really good aim, Tommy?
- 10
- 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:17,160
- That's 100 fucking cops
- shooting 1 ,000 bullets a minute.
- 11
- 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:20,204
- One of them's bound to go through
- somebody's fucking eyeball.
- 12
- 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,002
- Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball.
- 13
- 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,254
- You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?
- 14
- 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:32,800
- I stabbed a guy in his ear once,
- ice pick, right in his fucking ear.
- 15
- 00:01:32,885 --> 00:01:36,637
- Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject.
- That'd be "ears."
- 16
- 00:01:37,639 --> 00:01:41,100
- - What's the matter with you, Tommy?
- - Nothing's the matter with me.
- 17
- 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,935
- Are you nervous because
- we're killing a chick?
- 18
- 00:01:43,020 --> 00:01:46,856
- Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking.
- I got the chick-killing shakes.
- 19
- 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:03,456
- The last thing the boss says to me, he says,
- 20
- 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,001
- "Tommy, the moment
- I first saw Angela's eyes, I knew it.
- 21
- 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:12,423
- "I knew it was love, I knew I was fucked.
- And lo and behold, I was.
- 22
- 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,301
- "So, Tommy, the moment after you kill her,
- 23
- 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:20,181
- "please, shoot her fucking eyeballs out."
- Those were his exact words.
- 24
- 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:22,934
- I got one exact word for that.
- 25
- 00:02:23,602 --> 00:02:24,977
- "Overkill."
- 26
- 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:28,105
- I got two exact words for that, "Hear, hear."
- 27
- 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:33,152
- I got three exact words for that.
- "You're damn fucking straight."
- 28
- 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:38,616
- In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device,
- two thin metal spikes,
- 29
- 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,577
- placed here, that they adjusted,
- 30
- 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:46,582
- and slowly, millimeter by millimeter,
- pricked into the eyeballs.
- 31
- 00:02:47,084 --> 00:02:49,377
- You're kidding me?
- Those Communist motherfuckers.
- 32
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:54,131
- Well, no, Larry. These are the ones
- those Communist motherfuckers kicked out.
- 33
- 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,800
- What is it with you today, Tommy?
- 34
- 00:02:55,884 --> 00:02:58,678
- First it's should we or shouldn't we
- shoot this chick through the eyeballs,
- 35
- 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:00,805
- and second, it's you've gone soft...
- 36
- 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,873
- Hey, Martin, it's your agent calling again.
- 37
- 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:29,375
- Just wondering when we're gonna see
- that new screenplay of yours.
- 38
- 00:03:29,459 --> 00:03:33,379
- I'm not sure what the holdup is,
- but the old clock's ticking, buddy,
- 39
- 00:03:33,463 --> 00:03:35,590
- so give me a call, okay?
- 40
- 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,695
- Hiya, Kaya.
- 41
- 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,488
- Martin's writing today, Billy.
- 42
- 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,784
- Should I just stand outside like a dick, then?
- 43
- 00:04:07,956 --> 00:04:09,665
- You doing yoga?
- 44
- 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,584
- - Was.
- - Can I watch?
- 45
- 00:04:13,337 --> 00:04:14,670
- What happened to you?
- 46
- 00:04:15,339 --> 00:04:17,173
- I got in a fight at my audition.
- 47
- 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,175
- Who with this time?
- 48
- 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:22,053
- - The director guy.
- - He broke his nose.
- 49
- 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,971
- How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy,
- 50
- 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:26,849
- if you break the director guy's nose
- before you even got the part?
- 51
- 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,017
- I didn't mean to break his nose.
- 52
- 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,603
- His nose was just in the middle
- of where I was punching.
- 53
- 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:34,148
- - I'm going to work.
- - Are you pissed at me for something, baby?
- 54
- 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:36,859
- Why would I be pissed at you, Marty?
- 55
- 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,031
- - Because you're a cunt.
- - Billy!
- 56
- 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:47,328
- I don't remember
- doing anything to piss her off.
- 57
- 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:48,537
- Don't worry about it.
- 58
- 00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:50,623
- She's probably pissed at you
- not for anything specific,
- 59
- 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,917
- more because she's a fucking bitch.
- 60
- 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:57,213
- She's not a fucking bitch, Billy.
- She's just got issues.
- 61
- 00:04:57,297 --> 00:05:00,257
- Yeah, she's got issues.
- She's got "being a fucking bitch" issues.
- 62
- 00:05:00,676 --> 00:05:04,595
- When are you gonna get a girlfriend anyway?
- Why do I have to do all this shit on my own?
- 63
- 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,056
- Maybe I've already got a girlfriend.
- 64
- 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:10,768
- A girlfriend I can't tell you anything about
- in the interests of your own safety.
- 65
- 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,229
- That just means you haven't got a girlfriend.
- 66
- 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,732
- Proof be if need proof... Never mind.
- 67
- 00:05:17,693 --> 00:05:19,402
- Proof be if need be.
- 68
- 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:23,781
- And how's everything
- in the dog-kidnapping business?
- 69
- 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:27,243
- Dog-"borrowing" business.
- I ain't talking about that shit neither.
- 70
- 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:29,245
- Dog-borrowing business.
- 71
- 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:15,458
- Big boy.
- 72
- 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:17,710
- His name's Abel.
- 73
- 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:28,429
- - Hi. Is this your dog?
- - Oh, my God!
- 74
- 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,225
- - I have to pay you.
- - No, please. I can't.
- 75
- 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:35,936
- - Take this. Thank you so much.
- - Are you serious?
- 76
- 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:43,986
- Hey, hey. So where do you wanna go, Hans,
- now that we're back in the money?
- 77
- 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:48,741
- - The cancer ward, Billy, if you don't mind.
- - One cancer ward coming right up.
- 78
- 00:06:55,999 --> 00:07:00,503
- Five hundred bucks, baby.
- A blonde lady with a big fat basset hound.
- 79
- 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,966
- When you gonna get a job
- that ain't just stealing from folks, Hans?
- 80
- 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:11,388
- I'm a 63-year-old, ain't worked in 20 years.
- Myra, where am I gonna get a job?
- 81
- 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:13,182
- Government.
- 82
- 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:14,934
- Government?
- 83
- 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:18,646
- "A job that ain't just stealing from folks"?
- 84
- 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,148
- Government?
- 85
- 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:25,611
- Government.
- 86
- 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:29,782
- Five hundred bucks for a dog.
- 87
- 00:07:31,868 --> 00:07:35,746
- Come on. I'm gonna put it here,
- and you can take it if you want.
- 88
- 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,431
- So how's the Seven Psychopaths
- coming along, Marty?
- 89
- 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,392
- Slow, slow.
- 90
- 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,686
- I got the title.
- 91
- 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,564
- Just haven't been able to
- come up with all the psychopaths yet.
- 92
- 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,315
- - How many you got?
- - One.
- 93
- 00:08:03,441 --> 00:08:07,403
- And he ain't really much of a psychopath.
- He's more of a, kind of a Buddhist.
- 94
- 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,822
- A Buddhist?
- 95
- 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,449
- Yeah. See, I'm sick of all these stereotypical
- 96
- 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:15,786
- Hollywood murderous
- scumbag-type psychopath movies.
- 97
- 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,831
- I don't want it to be one more film
- about guys with guns in their hands.
- 98
- 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:23,377
- I want it, overall, to be about love and peace.
- 99
- 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,921
- But it still has to be about
- these seven psychopaths,
- 100
- 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:27,715
- so this Buddhist psychopath,
- 101
- 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:30,801
- he doesn't believe in violence.
- 102
- 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:34,638
- I don't know what the fuck
- he's gonna do in the movie.
- 103
- 00:08:35,765 --> 00:08:39,101
- Maybe he could karate chop somebody.
- 104
- 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,104
- You know?
- 105
- 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,860
- So what happens to
- the seven psychopaths at the end?
- 106
- 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,988
- I don't know what happens to them
- at the start.
- 107
- 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,284
- Yeah, it'll be all right.
- 108
- 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:59,622
- Hey. Shit in my pants,
- 109
- 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,833
- I got a psychopath fool you can write about.
- 110
- 00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:04,627
- Did you see this thing
- in the paper the other day
- 111
- 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,754
- about those two Mafia guys
- who got whacked?
- 112
- 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,340
- How about this?
- 113
- 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,218
- There's a serial killer going around,
- a major whacko.
- 114
- 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,720
- However, he ain't like
- your usual limp-ass serial killer,
- 115
- 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:16,764
- tie up a freckle-headed hitchhiker
- on a highway.
- 116
- 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,642
- No, this guy,
- he's got a little bit more integrity.
- 117
- 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:23,270
- This serial killer will only kill
- mid- to high-ranking members
- 118
- 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:25,898
- of the Italian-American
- organized crime syndicate.
- 119
- 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,068
- Or the Yakuza.
- 120
- 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:35,741
- - That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
- - Do you think?
- 121
- 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,037
- A serial killer who will only kill
- 122
- 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:44,500
- mid- to high-ranking members
- of the Italian organized crime syndicate.
- 123
- 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,419
- Or the Yakuza. Yakuza.
- 124
- 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,297
- I'll keep with the Mafia,
- saves doing Jap dialogue.
- 125
- 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,507
- Good idea.
- 126
- 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,970
- That's a great fucking psychopath, Billy.
- Can I keep him?
- 127
- 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:59,515
- You can if you let me help write
- the movie with you.
- 128
- 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:06,021
- You can keep him, Marty,
- I'm just kidding you.
- 129
- 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,097
- The daughter of a Quaker went missing.
- 130
- 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,438
- And when she was discovered,
- the slit in her throat
- 131
- 00:10:47,522 --> 00:10:51,066
- turned out to be the least
- of the damage done to her.
- 132
- 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,278
- Her killer, whose name shall not be noted,
- 133
- 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,698
- could not bear
- the guilt and the horror, he said,
- 134
- 00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,658
- and a year to the day of her death,
- 135
- 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,411
- he walked into a police station
- and gave himself up.
- 136
- 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,915
- And though he asked for execution,
- the judge gave him life,
- 137
- 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:11,920
- and the killer was sent off to Sing Sing
- to serve out his sentence.
- 138
- 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:17,760
- Seventeen long years went by.
- 139
- 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,804
- The killer found religion.
- 140
- 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,518
- And was sincere about it. He had changed.
- 141
- 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:30,814
- And if he had ever been a psychopath,
- he was not one anymore.
- 142
- 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,153
- This story isn't about him.
- 143
- 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,706
- Many more years went by
- 144
- 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:50,376
- and the authorities finally realized
- that it wasn't a scam,
- 145
- 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,296
- that he did truly mean it.
- That he had truly repented.
- 146
- 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,965
- And they decided to set him free.
- 147
- 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,146
- And he found himself a place to stay
- 148
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:16,777
- and he determined to live a simple,
- joyous life in the years now left to him.
- 149
- 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:01,113
- A simple, joyous life
- was not what was left to him.
- 150
- 00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:17,754
- This went on for 11 fucking years,
- till finally the killer went mad.
- 151
- 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:24,595
- And one winter night,
- while recalling a Catholic tract he'd read,
- 152
- 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:28,765
- which stated that
- the only people guaranteed a place in Hell
- 153
- 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,560
- were not murderers, were not rapists,
- 154
- 00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:34,646
- but were those who had died
- by their own hand.
- 155
- 00:13:35,732 --> 00:13:38,984
- The killer accepted such an idea as beautiful,
- 156
- 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:43,030
- for he knew that at least in Hell
- the Quaker would not be there.
- 157
- 00:13:51,289 --> 00:13:53,624
- So he cut his own throat open,
- 158
- 00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:56,793
- and the last thing that the killer ever saw
- 159
- 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,256
- was the old man take out
- a cut-throat razor of his own,
- 160
- 00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,301
- put it to his throat,
- 161
- 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,804
- and slice.
- 162
- 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,498
- Where were you walking him, Sharice?
- 163
- 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:36,875
- The La Brea Tar Pits.
- 164
- 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,919
- Mr. Costello, please don't hurt me.
- 165
- 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,296
- I promise, I didn't mean to lose Bonny.
- 166
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,049
- I just turned around and he was gone.
- 167
- 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,928
- If it was a genuine error, Sharice,
- 168
- 00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:51,056
- if it wasn't your fault and he just run off,
- 169
- 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,599
- why did you run off,
- 170
- 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:57,062
- have us piss away 12 hours
- just to find your fat ass?
- 171
- 00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:00,440
- You love your dog so much, Mr. Costello,
- 172
- 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,317
- and you're such an angry-type person,
- 173
- 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:06,488
- I didn't think you'd listen to
- anything I had to say about losing Bonny.
- 174
- 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,073
- You'd just think it was my fault
- 175
- 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,118
- and drag me back here
- and tie me up and kill me.
- 176
- 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:15,914
- Well, yeah, that was a pretty good...
- 177
- 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:20,335
- Yeah.
- 178
- 00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:31,013
- - You should get a new one, boss.
- - I know, but I like the handle, the blue.
- 179
- 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,182
- I'm sorry about this, Sharice.
- What it is, I don't oil it.
- 180
- 00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:39,229
- Please, Mr. Costello, I always loved Bonny
- like he was my own child.
- 181
- 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:43,191
- One, I do not want that image in my head.
- 182
- 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:48,405
- Two, you shouldn't take advantage
- just because my gun got stuck by accident.
- 183
- 00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,198
- Because that's low.
- 184
- 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:56,705
- There's been a bunch of dog disappearances
- down by the La Brea Tar Pits, I heard.
- 185
- 00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:00,542
- This Norwegian chick I was banging,
- she got her dog back.
- 186
- 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,127
- Been missing a couple of days.
- 187
- 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,378
- Gave the guy a big reward,
- 188
- 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,422
- then she started to think
- there was something fishy about it.
- 189
- 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:07,341
- She asked around.
- 190
- 00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,134
- Same thing happened
- to three people down there.
- 191
- 00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:15,098
- And, I'm sorry, Dennis,
- when were you gonna mention this?
- 192
- 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:19,603
- I'd have mentioned it straight off
- if I hadn't been looking for fat-ass all night.
- 193
- 00:16:19,771 --> 00:16:21,063
- Dennis,
- 194
- 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,318
- could you go make some inquiries?
- 195
- 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:29,738
- Get my fucking dog back for me.
- 196
- 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:32,699
- Sure, boss.
- 197
- 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,243
- What about fatso?
- 198
- 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:41,500
- She still lost my fucking dog, man.
- 199
- 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:54,054
- Just kidding, Sharice. You can go.
- 200
- 00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:04,564
- You think I'm gonna see Wendy again
- when I go?
- 201
- 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:08,443
- We'll both see her again, baby,
- but not anytime too soon.
- 202
- 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:15,367
- You ever worry we was wrong all those years,
- 203
- 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,203
- and there ain't no Heaven
- and there ain't no nothing?
- 204
- 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:23,166
- Of course I worry, but God loves us.
- I know He does.
- 205
- 00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:26,294
- He's just got a funny way
- of showing it sometimes.
- 206
- 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,382
- Sometimes I think
- God's gone crazy sometimes.
- 207
- 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:34,219
- Stuff He does, stuff He don't do.
- 208
- 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,848
- Well, He's had a lot to contend with
- in his time, too, you know.
- 209
- 00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,142
- Bastards killed His kid, too.
- 210
- 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,018
- Don't say "bastards," honey.
- 211
- 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,979
- It's just a word, Myra.
- 212
- 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,649
- It's just a word, you know.
- 213
- 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:52,654
- "Bastards."
- 214
- 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:17,804
- You're gonna have
- a nice time tonight, Billy. Relax.
- 215
- 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,309
- He's your best friend, ain't he?
- 216
- 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:28,023
- Kaya ain't so bad.
- It ain't her fault she's a fucking bitch.
- 217
- 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,486
- Must be hard coming all the way here
- from Australia.
- 218
- 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,532
- Or New Zealand.
- Or wherever the fuck she came from.
- 219
- 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,702
- Hey, I'm Billy. Billy Bickle.
- 220
- 00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:44,289
- What's your name? I didn't catch your name.
- 221
- 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:47,209
- Hey. Come again?
- 222
- 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:51,004
- Dimitri, I like that. Where you from?
- 223
- 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:57,302
- Hey, happy birthday.
- 224
- 00:18:57,887 --> 00:18:59,054
- Hey, Bonny.
- 225
- 00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:01,181
- We'll get you back to your daddy
- in a day or two.
- 226
- 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,599
- Don't be sad.
- 227
- 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:07,229
- That's good. You're not sad.
- Oh, you're happy!
- 228
- 00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,732
- Paw.
- 229
- 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:15,070
- No paw. That's okay, too.
- 230
- 00:19:17,198 --> 00:19:19,908
- And the last thing that the killer ever saw
- 231
- 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,869
- was the Quaker take out a cut-throat razor,
- 232
- 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:25,622
- put it to his own throat, and slice.
- 233
- 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,586
- What's up, Bickle? Don't you get it?
- 234
- 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:34,840
- - I get it.
- - You don't look like you get it.
- 235
- 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:36,800
- Maybe it ain't clear enough.
- 236
- 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:39,427
- Maybe I should have
- had you write it with me.
- 237
- 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,098
- Maybe you just drink too much, Marty.
- 238
- 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,351
- What did you just say?
- 239
- 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,979
- You're a dog kidnapper, Billy.
- 240
- 00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:51,815
- I'm taking advice on drinking
- from a dog kidnapper.
- 241
- 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,900
- I ain't a dog kidnapper, Marty.
- 242
- 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:55,026
- Stop it, Martin.
- 243
- 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:58,113
- - Don't you fucking start.
- - Yeah, don't you fucking start.
- 244
- 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,448
- - Don't talk to her like that!
- - You started it.
- 245
- 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,869
- Shut up!
- 246
- 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,168
- Kaya, that Quaker story,
- 247
- 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,629
- I told Marty that story
- in a bar two months ago.
- 248
- 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,172
- A friend of mine told that to me.
- 249
- 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:19,718
- So there might be copyright issues,
- at the very least.
- 250
- 00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:23,889
- What are youse looking at?
- 251
- 00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,724
- I'm gonna go, okay?
- 252
- 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,896
- Thanks for... It was a nice party.
- You look nice.
- 253
- 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:59,841
- What you doing, honey?
- Ain't you getting undressed?
- 254
- 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:06,389
- If I could massacre every person in this
- godforsaken country...
- 255
- 00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:10,560
- ...that helped tear apart mine, I would.
- 256
- 00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:16,358
- I must focus, however, on the
- gruesome task I have in hand.
- 257
- 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,403
- What are you talking, baby? Chinese?
- 258
- 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:24,032
- Vietnamese. Vietnamese.
- 259
- 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,955
- Vietnamese. Yeah, didn't we have
- like a big war with you guys one time?
- 260
- 00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:31,915
- Yes.
- 261
- 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,545
- It isn't over.
- 262
- 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,908
- What am I doing at your place, Billy?
- 263
- 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,411
- Kaya threw you out.
- 264
- 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:13,540
- What did Kaya throw me out for?
- 265
- 00:22:13,916 --> 00:22:15,625
- You don't remember?
- 266
- 00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:22,924
- For calling her a fucking bitch
- in front of all of her friends.
- 267
- 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,720
- I'd never do that.
- 268
- 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,848
- At least not to her face.
- 269
- 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:36,980
- Well, call her up and see.
- 270
- 00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,629
- Hello?
- 271
- 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:05,425
- Honey, listen, I can't exactly remember
- what happened last night.
- 272
- 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,635
- Do the words,
- "My girlfriend's a fucking bitch,"
- 273
- 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,471
- mean anything to you?
- 274
- 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:16,227
- Poodles always look like they've been crying.
- 275
- 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,523
- Maybe they've just got dumped
- by their girlfriend
- 276
- 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,319
- because they've got a drinking problem, too.
- 277
- 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:28,073
- I don't have a drinking problem.
- I just like drinking.
- 278
- 00:23:28,199 --> 00:23:29,783
- Of course you do, Marty.
- 279
- 00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,409
- One, you're a writer.
- 280
- 00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,203
- Two, you're from Ireland.
- 281
- 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:35,622
- It's part of your heritage. You're fucked!
- 282
- 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,582
- Fuck off now, Billy!
- Seriously, just fuck off now!
- 283
- 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,043
- I'm not in the fucking mood!
- 284
- 00:23:40,836 --> 00:23:42,962
- You were fucked from birth.
- 285
- 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:47,175
- Spanish have got bullfighting.
- The French got cheese.
- 286
- 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,053
- And the Irish have got alcoholism.
- 287
- 00:23:51,013 --> 00:23:52,514
- And what have the Americans got?
- 288
- 00:23:56,769 --> 00:23:58,103
- Tolerance.
- 289
- 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:08,363
- Shoot, you're reading LA Weekly, are you?
- 290
- 00:24:09,532 --> 00:24:15,829
- No, no, no.
- 291
- 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,750
- Shoot, did I leave any water
- in Bonny's bowl?
- 292
- 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:23,711
- I'd better go home and do that,
- and while I do,
- 293
- 00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,339
- there's something I put in the LA Weekly
- that you should maybe read.
- 294
- 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,509
- 'Cause it's possible in the short term
- that you might be slightly mad at me.
- 295
- 00:24:29,718 --> 00:24:32,387
- - What are you talking about?
- - Page 163.
- 296
- 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:40,812
- Calling all psychopaths!
- 297
- 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,605
- Are you mental or deranged?
- 298
- 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:45,108
- Maybe you've recently been hospitalized,
- 299
- 00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:46,734
- but are now okay.
- 300
- 00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:49,404
- Or maybe the world
- just doesn't understand you.
- 301
- 00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:50,822
- Yeah, right!
- 302
- 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:54,617
- Well, I'm writing a screenplay with my friend
- called the Seven Psychopaths,
- 303
- 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:59,372
- and if your story is crazy or quirky enough,
- we might use it for our movie.
- 304
- 00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,250
- So please call Billy Bickle at 310-555-01 ...
- 305
- 00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:06,212
- Fucking asshole dog-fucker.
- 306
- 00:25:06,547 --> 00:25:08,840
- Really? That's nice.
- 307
- 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:10,884
- - No, no, thank you.
- - Are you sure?
- 308
- 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:13,136
- - Please, really.
- - Thank you.
- 309
- 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:35,533
- All right, old man, get in the car.
- Get in the car. Come on.
- 310
- 00:25:35,618 --> 00:25:37,744
- - What?
- - "What?" Get in the car, man.
- 311
- 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:40,622
- Don't make me repeat myself, dog fucker.
- 312
- 00:25:43,751 --> 00:25:45,919
- Where do you keep the dogs?
- 313
- 00:25:46,128 --> 00:25:47,670
- What dogs?
- 314
- 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,133
- - To repeat, where do you keep the dogs?
- - 1228 Bayside.
- 315
- 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:55,011
- Who are you?
- 316
- 00:25:56,305 --> 00:25:59,224
- - I'm Billy's friend.
- - Well, just keep out of our way, Billy's friend.
- 317
- 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:00,433
- Al, check the cages.
- 318
- 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,439
- - He ain't here!
- - Where is he, old man?
- 319
- 00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:08,650
- Little shih tzu, name of Bonny.
- 320
- 00:26:08,776 --> 00:26:11,861
- Shih tzu? We ain't never had
- a shih tzu in here.
- 321
- 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,657
- You don't listen too good the first time,
- do you, old man?
- 322
- 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,325
- Tell me where Bonny is,
- or else this guy gets it!
- 323
- 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,704
- I don't even know this guy.
- What the hell do I care?
- 324
- 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:23,831
- I know where the shih tzu is.
- I know where the shih tzu is.
- 325
- 00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:24,916
- Where is he?
- 326
- 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,920
- Kid, I don't know who you are
- or why you're here,
- 327
- 00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,298
- and I don't know if you do know
- where this shih tzu is
- 328
- 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,133
- or if you don't know where this shih tzu is,
- 329
- 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:37,929
- but either way have some pride in yourself.
- 330
- 00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,974
- Have some faith in Jesus Christ as your Lord,
- 331
- 00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:44,310
- and don't tell
- these scum-sucking motherfuckers nothing.
- 332
- 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:47,397
- Don't! Don't, I'll tell you! I'll tell you!
- 333
- 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:09,085
- Billy! Billy! Billy.
- 334
- 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:12,171
- - Holy fuck! What the hell happened?
- - Some punks jumped us.
- 335
- 00:27:12,423 --> 00:27:16,551
- Said they were looking for a little shih tzu.
- Then some other punk killed those punks.
- 336
- 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:19,429
- I've only been gone 10 fucking minutes.
- Marty, are you okay?
- 337
- 00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:22,307
- - You looked fucked.
- - I just didn't need this today.
- 338
- 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,893
- He's okay. It's their blood. It's his puke.
- 339
- 00:27:26,228 --> 00:27:27,478
- You wanna go to the bathroom,
- 340
- 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:30,565
- clean some of the blood
- and the puke off you?
- 341
- 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:35,403
- Marty's my writer friend
- I was telling you about.
- 342
- 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,447
- I could smell the booze.
- 343
- 00:27:39,908 --> 00:27:42,952
- Where did you get this little shih tzu, Billy?
- 344
- 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:47,081
- I got her off some fat black chick
- down at The Elephants.
- 345
- 00:27:47,875 --> 00:27:50,752
- You think she's the one that they're after?
- 346
- 00:27:51,128 --> 00:27:54,047
- I think there's a strong possibility, Billy.
- 347
- 00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:58,343
- So are we gonna give him his dog back?
- 348
- 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:02,347
- That jerk's forfeited all right
- to having a nice dog like this.
- 349
- 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,931
- Miss?
- 350
- 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,518
- Well, what are we gonna do?
- 351
- 00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,856
- I think we should try and find
- this Jack O' Diamonds guy
- 352
- 00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:14,484
- and get him to join forces with us.
- 353
- 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:18,154
- And then we could take on all the bad guys,
- like maybe in the desert.
- 354
- 00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:22,116
- And what do you think
- we should do in real life?
- 355
- 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:25,328
- Well, we could sober up, Marty.
- How's that grab you?
- 356
- 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:31,084
- - I think we should go to the cops.
- - Fuck the cops! Fuck them!
- 357
- 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,211
- - Fuck them.
- - All right. Jesus Christ.
- 358
- 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,296
- There are some nice cops, aren't there?
- 359
- 00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:36,881
- He's from Ireland.
- 360
- 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,299
- I'm gonna head to the hospital.
- 361
- 00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:41,469
- I said I'd be with Myra
- when her results come in.
- 362
- 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,137
- No fucking cops.
- 363
- 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,309
- No cops.
- 364
- 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:51,938
- - Who's Myra?
- - His wife.
- 365
- 00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:57,151
- She's just had surgery for cancer.
- And you think you've got problems.
- 366
- 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:01,739
- He ain't here, and now we don't know
- 367
- 00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:04,867
- where this guy is
- or what the hell he looks like.
- 368
- 00:29:04,952 --> 00:29:07,912
- Yeah, can we get Dennis
- to a hospital now, Charlie?
- 369
- 00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,956
- Yeah, let's get him to a hospital.
- 370
- 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,417
- And let's get on to the ASPCA
- 371
- 00:29:12,501 --> 00:29:15,545
- and have 'em take care
- of these poor bastards.
- 372
- 00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:18,673
- Maybe we should go
- to the hospital with him, Charlie.
- 373
- 00:29:18,799 --> 00:29:21,300
- You know I don't like hospitals.
- 374
- 00:29:21,385 --> 00:29:24,137
- Yeah, but it's where the guy's wife is.
- 375
- 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,605
- You know, Marty,
- the way you're feeling today,
- 376
- 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,357
- all depressed and alcoholic and shit?
- 377
- 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,860
- You know what you should do?
- Put it into your writing, man.
- 378
- 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:40,445
- Use it. Mad idea?
- 379
- 00:29:40,529 --> 00:29:41,988
- Thanks, Billy, that's what I'll do.
- 380
- 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,198
- I'll put the way
- I'm feeling today into my writing.
- 381
- 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:46,200
- And then I'll go blow my fucking brains out.
- 382
- 00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,326
- Come on, man.
- 383
- 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:51,330
- You know your writing helps alleviate
- your suicidal self-loathing and shit.
- 384
- 00:29:51,415 --> 00:29:54,250
- I don't have suicidal self-loathing and shit.
- 385
- 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,710
- Yeah, right. Hey, who's this chump?
- 386
- 00:30:01,341 --> 00:30:04,886
- Hey, are you waiting for somebody, old guy?
- 387
- 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,555
- Are you Billy Bickle?
- 388
- 00:30:08,724 --> 00:30:09,765
- No.
- 389
- 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:12,143
- Well, my name is Zachariah Rigby.
- 390
- 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:17,273
- I left a message on Billy's telephone
- in answer to the advertisement.
- 391
- 00:30:17,357 --> 00:30:18,316
- For fuck's sake!
- 392
- 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:19,484
- Well, I tell you, Zachariah.
- 393
- 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:22,028
- If you sounded like a nut,
- I probably just deleted you.
- 394
- 00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,239
- I don't think I sounded like a nut.
- 395
- 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:29,619
- Were you screaming about eating
- my heart off a tray and then shitting on it?
- 396
- 00:30:29,703 --> 00:30:32,121
- No. No, I wouldn't do that.
- 397
- 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:38,294
- Okay, you seem normal. Come on in.
- 398
- 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:41,756
- We gotta get this dog off the street
- because it's kidnapped from a maniac.
- 399
- 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,007
- Dandy.
- 400
- 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:54,393
- Testing, one-two. Testing. Okay.
- 401
- 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,189
- Zach, unfortunately
- I gotta go play tennis with my girlfriend now,
- 402
- 00:30:58,273 --> 00:30:59,815
- but it's Marty
- who'll be doing the writing anyway.
- 403
- 00:30:59,900 --> 00:31:01,442
- You ain't leaving me with this nut, Billy.
- 404
- 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,694
- And you ain't got a girlfriend.
- He ain't got a girlfriend.
- 405
- 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:04,779
- Tennis?
- 406
- 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:07,865
- But it's voice-activated,
- so just start telling your kooky stuff, Zach,
- 407
- 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,159
- and see you guys soon, okay?
- 408
- 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:18,125
- - Zach?
- - Yeah.
- 409
- 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:22,380
- All right, listen. Why don't you just tell me
- whatever you wanna tell me,
- 410
- 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:24,966
- and I'll go make us a coffee. How about that?
- 411
- 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,802
- Tea.
- 412
- 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,637
- Tea? Why not?
- 413
- 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,435
- Well, I guess
- 414
- 00:31:38,689 --> 00:31:40,815
- it all began back when I was 17.
- 415
- 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,233
- I...
- 416
- 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:46,112
- The distant mists of time.
- 417
- 00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:53,494
- I was a little wet behind the ears back then.
- I don't mind admitting it.
- 418
- 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:59,667
- I was burglarizing the house
- of this judge down in Delacroix.
- 419
- 00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:03,838
- Let me tell you something,
- don't never burglarize
- 420
- 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,841
- the house of no judge down in Delacroix.
- 421
- 00:32:07,301 --> 00:32:10,344
- Because when I went down
- into his basement,
- 422
- 00:32:11,722 --> 00:32:14,140
- you know what I found down there?
- 423
- 00:32:14,433 --> 00:32:17,977
- I found the corpses of
- two negro girls down there.
- 424
- 00:32:18,395 --> 00:32:21,772
- And then I found
- a half-alive 'nother negro girl
- 425
- 00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:24,442
- chained right along with them.
- 426
- 00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:28,863
- Well,
- 427
- 00:32:31,074 --> 00:32:34,243
- the girl's name was Maggie.
- 428
- 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:39,582
- She told me all about the judge
- 429
- 00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:42,501
- and she told me what a terrible man he was,
- 430
- 00:32:42,586 --> 00:32:47,340
- and I think I fell in love with Maggie
- right then and there.
- 431
- 00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:51,886
- And I think she did a little with me, too.
- 432
- 00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:55,931
- Then the judge came home.
- 433
- 00:32:58,018 --> 00:33:01,103
- Yeah, and he was awful angry.
- 434
- 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,566
- We just didn't know what to do.
- 435
- 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:06,692
- And what did you do?
- 436
- 00:33:06,777 --> 00:33:11,405
- Well, we hung him from his neck
- until he was dead,
- 437
- 00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:18,079
- and that's when Maggie and me
- got this idea, see?
- 438
- 00:33:19,623 --> 00:33:20,748
- What idea?
- 439
- 00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,168
- Well, the idea that we'd go
- around the country killing people
- 440
- 00:33:24,252 --> 00:33:27,088
- who go around the country killing people.
- 441
- 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,758
- Like serial killer killing.
- 442
- 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:34,303
- I guess that's what you'd call it nowadays.
- 443
- 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,970
- Get in the house.
- 444
- 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,680
- Get in the house!
- 445
- 00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,199
- Maggie!
- 446
- 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,479
- 1975 it was, she burned that hippie.
- 447
- 00:36:34,943 --> 00:36:37,778
- I've been looking for her ever since.
- 448
- 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:46,161
- There is something
- I'd like you to do for me, Martin.
- 449
- 00:36:46,621 --> 00:36:49,290
- When you use my story in your movie,
- 450
- 00:36:51,626 --> 00:36:54,503
- I'd like you to put
- a little message up there at the end.
- 451
- 00:36:55,255 --> 00:36:57,965
- I want you to tell her that I miss her.
- 452
- 00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:00,593
- And I love her.
- 453
- 00:37:01,595 --> 00:37:04,597
- And I should have helped her kill that hippie.
- 454
- 00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:07,641
- And I'm sorry.
- 455
- 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:10,060
- And to call.
- 456
- 00:37:11,646 --> 00:37:14,481
- You think you could do that for me, Martin?
- 457
- 00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:16,817
- I'd be glad to, Zach.
- 458
- 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:18,360
- Promise?
- 459
- 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:21,071
- I promise on my life.
- 460
- 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,494
- That's a big promise.
- 461
- 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,417
- - Can I help you?
- - Yeah.
- 462
- 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:19,880
- I'm looking for a Polish lady.
- 463
- 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:23,884
- A Mrs. Kieslowski.
- 464
- 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,222
- She's having an operation.
- 465
- 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,230
- How long's that gonna take?
- 466
- 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,607
- I don't know.
- 467
- 00:38:44,406 --> 00:38:47,241
- What do you want Mrs. Kieslowski for?
- 468
- 00:38:49,285 --> 00:38:52,121
- Her husband's got something belongs to me.
- 469
- 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,130
- You gonna shoot her?
- 470
- 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,340
- No. No, "shoot her"?
- 471
- 00:39:03,425 --> 00:39:08,637
- No, no, I'm just gonna
- scare her so she tells me
- 472
- 00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:14,351
- where her husband's at
- and where my dog's at.
- 473
- 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:19,440
- And what if she don't know?
- 474
- 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,900
- Well, then I'm gonna get mad.
- 475
- 00:39:31,327 --> 00:39:33,370
- Can I go use the bathroom?
- 476
- 00:39:36,374 --> 00:39:39,376
- I think you'd better wait
- around here for a while.
- 477
- 00:39:39,461 --> 00:39:42,838
- Maybe do it in a pan or something.
- 478
- 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,132
- I can wait.
- 479
- 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,676
- I don't use no pans.
- 480
- 00:39:49,304 --> 00:39:50,804
- Suit yourself.
- 481
- 00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:17,206
- What's your dog's name?
- 482
- 00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:19,541
- Bonny.
- 483
- 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:21,835
- That's a nice name.
- 484
- 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,884
- I'm sure Mr. Kieslowski
- will take good care of your dog
- 485
- 00:40:28,968 --> 00:40:31,095
- and get it back to you safe.
- 486
- 00:40:32,639 --> 00:40:36,141
- He always seems like a sweet man
- when he comes in.
- 487
- 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,152
- He come visit her a lot?
- 488
- 00:40:48,530 --> 00:40:49,863
- Every day.
- 489
- 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,408
- What kind of times every day?
- 490
- 00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:58,205
- Different times, you know.
- 491
- 00:40:58,498 --> 00:41:01,750
- And not every day.
- He misses a day now and then.
- 492
- 00:41:04,129 --> 00:41:05,379
- Oh, yeah?
- 493
- 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,437
- He been in today?
- 494
- 00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,107
- Yeah.
- 495
- 00:41:27,527 --> 00:41:31,572
- He came in earlier this morning,
- about 10:00 or so.
- 496
- 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,037
- So the Polack married a nigger, huh?
- 497
- 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:45,586
- Yeah.
- 498
- 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:49,798
- The Polack married a nigger.
- 499
- 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:55,637
- Where is he now?
- 500
- 00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,181
- I don't know.
- 501
- 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,727
- Where's my dog?
- 502
- 00:42:04,147 --> 00:42:06,273
- You figure it out, dumb-ass.
- 503
- 00:42:12,614 --> 00:42:14,615
- Goodbye, Mrs. Kieslowski.
- 504
- 00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:17,868
- Goodbye, Hans.
- 505
- 00:42:30,798 --> 00:42:32,633
- - We should get out of here.
- - I ain't leaving.
- 506
- 00:42:32,759 --> 00:42:35,344
- I'm gonna wait down there
- till that dog-thief motherfucker
- 507
- 00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,721
- 508
- 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,209
- You looking at something?
- 509
- 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:53,880
- No. Nothing at all.
- 510
- 00:43:58,511 --> 00:43:59,553
- Are you hurt?
- 511
- 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:02,723
- A little.
- 512
- 00:44:09,939 --> 00:44:11,356
- What's that?
- 513
- 00:44:13,943 --> 00:44:15,235
- A cravat.
- 514
- 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:21,533
- It's nice. It's very...
- 515
- 00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:24,828
- Of a bygone era.
- 516
- 00:44:33,588 --> 00:44:34,963
- You have it.
- 517
- 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:37,674
- No, really.
- 518
- 00:44:38,092 --> 00:44:39,259
- Please.
- 519
- 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:42,054
- I want you to have it.
- 520
- 00:44:43,097 --> 00:44:44,139
- Have it.
- 521
- 00:44:47,101 --> 00:44:49,311
- I don't want your cravat, man.
- 522
- 00:45:19,467 --> 00:45:23,178
- - What's wrong, honey?
- - I don't think I can keep it up, Ang.
- 523
- 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:25,806
- Nope.
- 524
- 00:45:26,933 --> 00:45:29,184
- Look at that limp piece of shit.
- 525
- 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,854
- - Jeez, I hate these frigging condoms.
- - Then take it off, baby, I trust you.
- 526
- 00:45:32,980 --> 00:45:36,817
- You trust me?
- But you're still screwing that Mafia guy.
- 527
- 00:45:36,943 --> 00:45:38,985
- God knows what shit that prick's given you.
- 528
- 00:45:39,946 --> 00:45:41,988
- Get the fuck off me, Billy.
- 529
- 00:45:44,826 --> 00:45:47,577
- I didn't mean AIDS or nothing, honey.
- 530
- 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:58,422
- Honey, I meant like chlamydia or something.
- 531
- 00:45:58,506 --> 00:46:01,341
- Three weeks I haven't seen you,
- and that's the way you talk to me?
- 532
- 00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:03,135
- I've been busy, baby.
- 533
- 00:46:03,219 --> 00:46:06,304
- I've been busy trying to help you out,
- if you must know.
- 534
- 00:46:06,389 --> 00:46:08,056
- What are you talking about?
- 535
- 00:46:08,141 --> 00:46:12,185
- Well, you know you said
- your asshole boyfriend loves his dog
- 536
- 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:15,063
- more than anything in the world, right?
- 537
- 00:46:17,525 --> 00:46:19,734
- - You haven't?
- - I have!
- 538
- 00:46:19,861 --> 00:46:21,653
- Billy! Billy, you've gotta give it back.
- 539
- 00:46:21,737 --> 00:46:24,573
- Give it back? I ain't gonna give back shit,
- let alone my shih tzu.
- 540
- 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:27,576
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
- 541
- 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,413
- - "Give it back." It's kidnapped.
- - Oh, my God!
- 542
- 00:46:32,582 --> 00:46:36,209
- It's a kidnapped dog.
- You don't just give back a kidnapped dog.
- 543
- 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,378
- Defeats the entire object of the kidnapping.
- 544
- 00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,047
- They didn't just give Patty Hearst back,
- did they?
- 545
- 00:46:41,132 --> 00:46:43,550
- No, this dog is my Patty Hearst.
- 546
- 00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,969
- Except I ain't gonna keep it in a closet
- and make it rob a bank.
- 547
- 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:49,556
- No, I'm gonna hold on to it
- until your asshole boyfriend
- 548
- 00:46:50,224 --> 00:46:52,809
- starts behaving like a decent human being
- and gives me a bunch of money.
- 549
- 00:46:52,894 --> 00:46:54,186
- The guy's a psychopath, Billy!
- 550
- 00:46:54,270 --> 00:46:56,146
- Well, did you ever ask yourself
- 551
- 00:46:56,230 --> 00:46:59,024
- what you're doing
- screwing a psychopath in the first place?
- 552
- 00:46:59,108 --> 00:47:01,693
- Screwing two psychopaths
- is what the question is.
- 553
- 00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,030
- What? Who's the second? Who, me?
- 554
- 00:47:06,657 --> 00:47:08,617
- I'm gonna call him, clear this entire thing up.
- 555
- 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,994
- No, you ain't either. Shit.
- 556
- 00:47:11,078 --> 00:47:12,913
- - Hello?
- - Charlie?
- 557
- 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,915
- - Hi, Hans. Angela?
- - Charlie...
- 558
- 00:47:14,999 --> 00:47:17,083
- - How are you?
- - We were a little worried,
- 559
- 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,710
- you were late home is all.
- 560
- 00:47:18,836 --> 00:47:22,005
- Yeah, I know. I just got held up at the library.
- 561
- 00:47:22,924 --> 00:47:24,841
- Hey, did Myra get her results back?
- 562
- 00:47:24,926 --> 00:47:27,761
- The results came in. She got the all-clear.
- 563
- 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:29,679
- Oh, my God, Hans,
- 564
- 00:47:29,764 --> 00:47:31,431
- I'm so happy for you.
- 565
- 00:47:31,599 --> 00:47:34,726
- Well, no, that gangster guy
- whose dog we got,
- 566
- 00:47:34,810 --> 00:47:37,103
- he come down and he killed her.
- 567
- 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,232
- He what?
- 568
- 00:47:41,817 --> 00:47:45,445
- I guess he must have found out
- the connection somehow.
- 569
- 00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:49,282
- He came down, he shot her in the head
- in the hospital there,
- 570
- 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:52,827
- so she's dead now, unfortunately.
- 571
- 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,459
- I'll be home in 20 minutes.
- 572
- 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:06,925
- Charlie, I know, I know we've been
- going through some tough times,
- 573
- 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:10,136
- but it's all gonna work out fine,
- I promise you.
- 574
- 00:48:27,029 --> 00:48:31,324
- Hi. Can you send an ambulance
- to 2618 Mountain Drive?
- 575
- 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:49,676
- So don't say I never
- do nothing for you. Okay?
- 576
- 00:49:30,718 --> 00:49:32,344
- Monday the 14th.
- 577
- 00:49:32,678 --> 00:49:36,556
- Sat watching the shadow of the neighbor's
- flagpole across my lawn again
- 578
- 00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,643
- from 7:00 in the morning
- to 7:00 in the evening.
- 579
- 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,562
- That's 11 hours.
- 580
- 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:46,650
- They've got a right to fly a flag, don't they?
- 581
- 00:49:46,734 --> 00:49:51,488
- Note to self,
- do not set fire to the neighbor's flag.
- 582
- 00:50:04,669 --> 00:50:07,879
- Work out more ways
- of being a better friend to people.
- 583
- 00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:10,256
- Kaya, for instance.
- She is the girl Marty loves.
- 584
- 00:50:10,424 --> 00:50:13,218
- Deep down, she is possibly not a cunt.
- 585
- 00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:19,099
- Marty. Do everything to keep his mind
- on track about the Seven Psychopaths.
- 586
- 00:50:20,101 --> 00:50:24,104
- He is the best writer of his generation,
- but he needs to stay focused.
- 587
- 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,276
- But do not bother him anymore
- about writing his screenplay with him.
- 588
- 00:50:30,820 --> 00:50:33,655
- If he wants your help, he will ask for it.
- 589
- 00:50:40,413 --> 00:50:42,664
- Hey, hey. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- 590
- 00:50:44,208 --> 00:50:45,291
- Hans!
- 591
- 00:51:02,143 --> 00:51:05,395
- First thing you gotta do, Charlie,
- you gotta pull yourself together.
- 592
- 00:51:05,730 --> 00:51:08,314
- I gotta pull myself together, I know.
- 593
- 00:51:10,234 --> 00:51:13,778
- I have no idea where my dog is now.
- 594
- 00:51:13,863 --> 00:51:16,614
- Right, second thing,
- we simply speak to Angela,
- 595
- 00:51:17,491 --> 00:51:20,368
- see what else she knows about this guy,
- where he might have got to.
- 596
- 00:51:21,662 --> 00:51:23,621
- What if she don't know much more?
- 597
- 00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:27,292
- All right, then we bide our time,
- 598
- 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:30,420
- wait until they get in touch with us.
- 599
- 00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:34,048
- Bonny ain't gonna be no value to them dead.
- 600
- 00:51:34,175 --> 00:51:37,677
- Don't say "Bonny" and "dead"
- in the same thing, Paulo, please.
- 601
- 00:51:37,762 --> 00:51:39,679
- I'm finding it hard enough to cope.
- 602
- 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,973
- You're not pulling yourself together,
- are you?
- 603
- 00:51:42,057 --> 00:51:43,475
- I am, I am.
- 604
- 00:51:45,853 --> 00:51:48,021
- My dog's gonna end up killed.
- 605
- 00:51:51,817 --> 00:51:53,568
- There's something else, Charlie.
- 606
- 00:51:55,863 --> 00:51:59,240
- The guy's got about a hundred packs
- of playing cards,
- 607
- 00:52:00,826 --> 00:52:03,536
- and all the Jacks of Diamonds are gone.
- 608
- 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,626
- The guy's a fucking psychopath.
- 609
- 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,381
- He's so calm.
- 610
- 00:52:16,759 --> 00:52:20,929
- Man, if I'd just had my wife murdered,
- I think I'd be...
- 611
- 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,597
- - Angry.
- - Yeah.
- 612
- 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:26,726
- That's Hans, man. He's a proper Christian.
- 613
- 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:30,730
- You know, proper old-time Christian.
- Not like these Fox News fucks.
- 614
- 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,152
- I feel bad, man.
- I kind of feel like all this was my fault.
- 615
- 00:52:36,237 --> 00:52:38,196
- I kidnapped the guy's dog and all.
- 616
- 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:42,408
- Come on, Billy. How could you have known
- it was that psycho's dog?
- 617
- 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:51,751
- Do you wanna help me
- write Seven Psychopaths, Billy?
- 618
- 00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,755
- Are you being serious?
- 619
- 00:52:57,091 --> 00:53:03,179
- I thought I could bounce some ideas
- off you, you could tinker with some stuff.
- 620
- 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,557
- I would love that, Marty.
- 621
- 00:53:07,101 --> 00:53:08,893
- I would really love that.
- 622
- 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,189
- I think I'm gonna quit drinking
- till the movie's done.
- 623
- 00:53:14,567 --> 00:53:16,901
- That, right there, is a deal, man.
- 624
- 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,905
- It's not a deal, no.
- 625
- 00:53:20,990 --> 00:53:23,283
- I'm just gonna stop drinking for a while.
- There's no deal involved.
- 626
- 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,368
- That, right there, is
- 627
- 00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,621
- not a deal. Equally cool.
- 628
- 00:53:34,128 --> 00:53:35,753
- But if we go there, we're gonna get lost.
- 629
- 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:38,965
- You don't drink, Hans, no?
- 630
- 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,468
- I take peyote, sometimes.
- 631
- 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:45,805
- Billy has some peyote I might take later.
- 632
- 00:53:55,649 --> 00:53:57,400
- I'm sorry about your wife, Hans.
- 633
- 00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:02,780
- But I guess she's in Heaven now.
- 634
- 00:54:04,783 --> 00:54:06,326
- You believe in Heaven?
- 635
- 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:10,455
- I'm not sure what I believe, you know.
- 636
- 00:54:10,539 --> 00:54:14,876
- I put a lot of Heaven and Hell stuff
- in my stories, but I'm not sure what I believe.
- 637
- 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,341
- Why don't you tell me one
- of your Heaven and Hell stories, Martin?
- 638
- 00:54:22,259 --> 00:54:25,219
- Billy said he didn't think you'd like it much.
- 639
- 00:54:25,304 --> 00:54:26,846
- I like stories.
- 640
- 00:54:28,933 --> 00:54:30,016
- Okay.
- 641
- 00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:34,812
- This one is kind of a Heaven and Hell story.
- 642
- 00:54:36,732 --> 00:54:40,360
- It's more of a Hell story.
- It's all about this Quaker psychopath.
- 643
- 00:54:41,403 --> 00:54:44,113
- Out in the fields, one day,
- he comes upon his daughter.
- 644
- 00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:47,033
- She's been murdered brutally.
- 645
- 00:54:51,372 --> 00:54:56,209
- ...the only ones guaranteed to go to Hell
- are those who die by their own hand.
- 646
- 00:54:56,293 --> 00:54:57,961
- - Stop!
- - So he took out a...
- 647
- 00:54:58,045 --> 00:55:00,296
- - Stop! Stop, stop, stop.
- - ...cut-throat...
- 648
- 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:01,547
- - What?
- - Yeah, what?
- 649
- 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:06,094
- I just... I don't think that's a very nice story.
- 650
- 00:55:06,804 --> 00:55:09,013
- I wanna know what happens at the end.
- 651
- 00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:11,474
- Well...
- 652
- 00:55:11,809 --> 00:55:13,059
- So...
- 653
- 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,021
- The killer took out a cut-throat razor
- and as he
- 654
- 00:55:17,773 --> 00:55:22,652
- cut his throat open, he whispered,
- "Now are you happy, old man?"
- 655
- 00:55:22,736 --> 00:55:24,862
- - And the last thing that...
- - The killer ever saw...
- 656
- 00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:29,158
- That the killer ever saw, yes,
- was the old man take out a razor of his own,
- 657
- 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,161
- put it to his throat and...
- 658
- 00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,083
- And slice.
- 659
- 00:55:46,927 --> 00:55:48,386
- That's a very good story.
- 660
- 00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,099
- Did you make that up all by yourself?
- 661
- 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:06,654
- Some of the details aren't exactly right,
- of course.
- 662
- 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:11,159
- I wouldn't necessarily call myself
- a psychopath, you know,
- 663
- 00:56:11,326 --> 00:56:13,286
- and I didn't go to Hell, obviously.
- 664
- 00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,748
- I don't know if he did. Yet.
- 665
- 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,796
- Our beautiful daughter was black.
- I don't think you mentioned that.
- 666
- 00:56:24,798 --> 00:56:28,092
- And I was not on my own the whole time,
- following him.
- 667
- 00:56:28,177 --> 00:56:30,970
- You know, you can't do that kind of work
- all on your own.
- 668
- 00:56:35,184 --> 00:56:38,519
- But looking back on what's been wasted...
- 669
- 00:56:39,813 --> 00:56:42,190
- At the time, I thought it had to be done.
- 670
- 00:56:43,317 --> 00:56:44,817
- I'm not so sure anymore.
- 671
- 00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:48,404
- Course it had to be done. He killed your kid.
- 672
- 00:56:48,489 --> 00:56:50,948
- You had to fuck him over
- by any means necessary.
- 673
- 00:56:51,241 --> 00:56:52,950
- Well, as Gandhi said...
- 674
- 00:56:53,035 --> 00:56:56,245
- Oh, you two. If it ain't Gandhi,
- it's Jesus Christ.
- 675
- 00:56:56,330 --> 00:56:58,915
- "An eye for an eye
- leaves the whole world blind."
- 676
- 00:56:58,999 --> 00:57:00,541
- I believe that wholeheartedly.
- 677
- 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:15,014
- No, it doesn't.
- There'll be one guy left with one eye.
- 678
- 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:17,934
- How's the last blind guy
- gonna take out the eye
- 679
- 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:21,479
- of the last guy left who's still got one eye?
- 680
- 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:26,109
- All that guy has to do is run away
- and hide behind a bush.
- 681
- 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:28,236
- Gandhi was wrong.
- 682
- 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:32,073
- It's just that nobody's got the balls
- to come right out and say it.
- 683
- 00:57:33,283 --> 00:57:36,452
- Hans, I'm trying to write something about
- the kinds of things you're talking about.
- 684
- 00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:41,374
- Yeah. Would you like
- to help write it with me?
- 685
- 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:45,044
- - You said I could help write it with you.
- - Yeah, we can all help write it with me.
- 686
- 00:57:45,921 --> 00:57:49,340
- He doesn't even wanna help write it with you.
- His wife just died.
- 687
- 00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:52,260
- I don't mind helping,
- as long as it isn't gonna be too violent.
- 688
- 00:57:52,427 --> 00:57:54,971
- - Of course it's gonna be too violent.
- - That's the whole point.
- 689
- 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:58,141
- I told you 20 times, Billy,
- I don't want it to be violent.
- 690
- 00:57:58,976 --> 00:58:02,812
- - I want it to be life-affirming.
- - Life-affirming? Schmife-affirming!
- 691
- 00:58:02,896 --> 00:58:05,565
- - It's about seven fucking psychopaths!
- - Hey!
- 692
- 00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:09,652
- No, you know what I think
- the movie should be?
- 693
- 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:16,200
- The first half should be a perfect setup
- for an out-and-out revenge flick.
- 694
- 00:58:16,285 --> 00:58:19,495
- - Yeah.
- - Violence. Guns.
- 695
- 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,956
- All the usual bullshit. And then...
- 696
- 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,376
- I don't know, man, it's...
- 697
- 00:58:25,460 --> 00:58:28,296
- The lead characters should just walk away.
- 698
- 00:58:29,006 --> 00:58:32,717
- They should just drive off into the desert
- and pitch a tent somewhere
- 699
- 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:36,012
- and just talk for the rest of
- 700
- 00:58:37,848 --> 00:58:41,851
- the frigging movie.
- No shoot-outs, no payoffs.
- 701
- 00:58:41,935 --> 00:58:44,896
- Just human beings talking.
- 702
- 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,481
- What, are we making French movies now?
- 703
- 00:58:47,608 --> 00:58:50,610
- That sounds like the stupidest ending.
- No shoot-outs?
- 704
- 00:58:51,069 --> 00:58:55,364
- That sounds like the stupidest ending
- to a movie I've ever fucking...
- 705
- 00:58:55,449 --> 00:58:57,116
- No shoot-outs?
- 706
- 00:59:01,330 --> 00:59:03,414
- - No?
- - No!
- 707
- 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:14,634
- Wow.
- 708
- 00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:18,471
- Now if we were gonna have a shoot-out,
- that'd be the perfect place.
- 709
- 00:59:18,555 --> 00:59:20,056
- I know we're not gonna have a shoot-out.
- 710
- 00:59:20,140 --> 00:59:22,016
- I'm just saying
- if we were gonna have a shoot-out.
- 711
- 00:59:22,100 --> 00:59:24,977
- Jesus. Gandhi. Joseph.
- 712
- 01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:03,724
- Martin, I've been reading your movie.
- 713
- 01:00:06,228 --> 01:00:09,730
- - What do you think?
- - Your women characters are awful.
- 714
- 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:14,193
- None of them have anything
- to say for themselves.
- 715
- 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:18,114
- And most of them get either shot
- or stabbed to death within five minutes.
- 716
- 01:00:18,198 --> 01:00:20,908
- And the ones that don't
- probably will later on.
- 717
- 01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:23,703
- Well...
- 718
- 01:00:24,913 --> 01:00:27,331
- It's a hard world for women. You know?
- 719
- 01:00:28,208 --> 01:00:32,253
- - And I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
- - Yeah, it's a hard world for women,
- 720
- 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,964
- but most of the ones I know
- can string a sentence together.
- 721
- 01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,594
- Didn't you like anything in it?
- 722
- 01:00:40,679 --> 01:00:43,306
- - You know who I'm intrigued by?
- - Who's that?
- 723
- 01:00:43,390 --> 01:00:47,351
- This Vietnamese guy with the hooker.
- Is it like a dream sequence?
- 724
- 01:00:47,436 --> 01:00:49,562
- No. The Vietnamese guy...
- 725
- 01:00:51,023 --> 01:00:53,566
- I just know his story
- ain't gonna end in nothing
- 726
- 01:00:54,568 --> 01:00:56,777
- but carnage and horror and...
- 727
- 01:00:58,363 --> 01:00:59,697
- So I didn't even wanna write it.
- 728
- 01:01:01,033 --> 01:01:02,158
- He's not even a priest.
- 729
- 01:01:02,242 --> 01:01:05,953
- I just like the image of a Vietnamese guy
- in a priest's outfit with a snub-nosed .44.
- 730
- 01:01:07,539 --> 01:01:09,790
- Anyway, his story is...
- 731
- 01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,668
- He was in the Vietcong for many years.
- 732
- 01:01:12,753 --> 01:01:16,672
- A brilliant warrior but a sicko. A psycho.
- 733
- 01:01:20,010 --> 01:01:23,346
- And when the war was ended,
- he returned to his little farming village
- 734
- 01:01:23,430 --> 01:01:26,891
- with all intentions of living a peaceful life
- with his wife and daughters.
- 735
- 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,852
- But the little farming village
- he came from was called
- 736
- 01:01:29,936 --> 01:01:31,020
- My Lai.
- 737
- 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:39,904
- And his wife wasn't there anymore.
- And his daughters weren't there anymore.
- 738
- 01:01:43,950 --> 01:01:46,702
- And he ventured to the USA to track down
- 739
- 01:01:46,787 --> 01:01:48,245
- all the members of Charlie Company
- 740
- 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:51,123
- who raped and butchered
- his whole entire family.
- 741
- 01:01:53,752 --> 01:01:55,711
- You see where I'm going with this, right?
- 742
- 01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:01,092
- Well, he'd already slaughtered six of them
- by the time he got to Phoenix,
- 743
- 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:02,927
- where some kind of convention
- was about to be held
- 744
- 01:02:03,011 --> 01:02:05,262
- on the rights and wrongs of the Vietnam War.
- 745
- 01:02:05,347 --> 01:02:08,140
- And he's got a big bomb with him
- that he's gonna strap to a hooker
- 746
- 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:10,142
- and send her
- into the middle of this convention.
- 747
- 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,979
- So this is the night that we meet him,
- and the hooker's there in her panties.
- 748
- 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:17,942
- And, like I said, there's no way
- that story's ending but grimly.
- 749
- 01:02:18,610 --> 01:02:21,404
- That's a great fucking psychopath, Marty.
- 750
- 01:02:22,656 --> 01:02:27,326
- Yeah. But it's not what I wanna
- really be writing about anymore.
- 751
- 01:02:32,666 --> 01:02:35,376
- New idea. How about we change the title
- from the Seven Psychopaths
- 752
- 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:39,004
- to the Seven Lesbians Who Are All Disabled
- And Have Overcome All This Spazzy Shit
- 753
- 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,674
- And Are Really Nice To Everybody
- And Two Of 'Em Are Black?
- 754
- 01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,175
- How about that?
- 755
- 01:03:16,209 --> 01:03:18,669
- I'm out here in the wilderness
- 756
- 01:03:20,088 --> 01:03:22,214
- trying to think about some ideas.
- 757
- 01:03:22,757 --> 01:03:28,304
- Anyway, the way I picture your screenplay,
- 758
- 01:03:28,388 --> 01:03:32,641
- especially with this Vietnamese guy who,
- of course, I'm fascinated by.
- 759
- 01:03:37,606 --> 01:03:39,398
- Pressure. Pressure.
- 760
- 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:43,110
- I'm a little nervous.
- 761
- 01:03:43,904 --> 01:03:45,821
- Okay, everybody comfortable?
- 762
- 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:48,699
- Cell phones off, right?
- 763
- 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:51,410
- Okay, here we go.
- 764
- 01:03:52,245 --> 01:03:53,537
- Exterior.
- 765
- 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:56,165
- Cemetery. Night.
- 766
- 01:03:56,791 --> 01:03:59,084
- The shoot-out. Yeah!
- 767
- 01:04:01,296 --> 01:04:03,714
- The Jack O' Diamonds
- is waiting there with Bonny,
- 768
- 01:04:03,798 --> 01:04:06,342
- and he's arranged to give him back
- and have this whole thing end
- 769
- 01:04:06,426 --> 01:04:08,886
- because all he really wants is peace.
- You know,
- 770
- 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:11,847
- like Gandhi or Jesus or that other guy.
- 771
- 01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:15,017
- Anyway, he's waiting there
- for the Mafia boss,
- 772
- 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:18,270
- who's agreed to show up alone
- and unarmed. But, yeah, guess what?
- 773
- 01:04:18,355 --> 01:04:20,731
- Wait, wait a minute.
- 774
- 01:04:20,815 --> 01:04:22,775
- Surely he knows that
- the Mafia boss is a psycho?
- 775
- 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:25,444
- Why would he believe
- he'd show up alone and unarmed?
- 776
- 01:04:27,614 --> 01:04:28,781
- - You know?
- - Yeah.
- 777
- 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,372
- Exactly!
- 778
- 01:04:36,456 --> 01:04:39,416
- Maybe the Jack O' Diamonds
- was expecting to get double-crossed
- 779
- 01:04:39,501 --> 01:04:43,003
- because he just happens to have
- brought a couple of friends along.
- 780
- 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:47,258
- Suddenly, from out of every fucking grave
- 781
- 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:50,302
- burst the seven psychopaths,
- a gun in every hand.
- 782
- 01:04:52,180 --> 01:04:54,807
- Flamethrower! Who the fuck is that?
- 783
- 01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:00,271
- It's the Vietcong guy.
- He was hiding up a tree.
- 784
- 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:05,276
- You! You're there, but you're just there
- to observe, and that's all right.
- 785
- 01:05:05,527 --> 01:05:08,237
- Nobody thinks you're a pussy.
- But it's started raining now.
- 786
- 01:05:09,614 --> 01:05:10,990
- Lightning.
- 787
- 01:05:11,658 --> 01:05:15,869
- And oh, no, look who's wandered in
- like a fucking idiot.
- 788
- 01:05:15,996 --> 01:05:20,124
- It's Kaya. She's come to say sorry to you,
- and she loves you,
- 789
- 01:05:20,417 --> 01:05:23,252
- and that she didn't mean
- to be such a fucking bitch.
- 790
- 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,505
- You scream out, "Kaya! Stay back!"
- 791
- 01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:29,633
- Too late, she's fucking mown down.
- 792
- 01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,344
- Fucking mown down!
- 793
- 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:38,309
- Her head almost comes off.
- 794
- 01:05:39,394 --> 01:05:43,439
- Her head does come off. You scream out
- her name, all sad, and she dies.
- 795
- 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:48,402
- "Kaya! Kaya!"
- 796
- 01:05:48,695 --> 01:05:53,365
- You throw your notepad away.
- Art and peace and all that shit can wait!
- 797
- 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,743
- Now's the time for men to be men!
- 798
- 01:06:09,132 --> 01:06:11,925
- "Fuck you, you cunts!"
- 799
- 01:06:14,346 --> 01:06:15,721
- It's really emotional.
- 800
- 01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:17,973
- And then... Hold on.
- 801
- 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,020
- Yeah...
- 802
- 01:06:23,772 --> 01:06:27,733
- The black chick from the serial killer killers.
- She fought good, but she's the next to croak.
- 803
- 01:06:29,778 --> 01:06:31,820
- Zachariah dies, too. He buys it.
- 804
- 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:36,825
- Dies in her arms. And they die and
- they're old and mental, and so much in love.
- 805
- 01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,036
- You know, it's really sad.
- 806
- 01:06:39,871 --> 01:06:41,747
- But his rabbit gets away, though,
- 807
- 01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:44,917
- because you can't let the animals
- die in a movie. Just the women.
- 808
- 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,712
- Anyway, guns, guns, guns!
- Blam, blam, blam.
- 809
- 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,387
- The Vietcong gets hit. Then he dies,
- 810
- 01:06:56,471 --> 01:06:59,431
- and he never even had a fucking name,
- and he's so good.
- 811
- 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:01,725
- With his dying move,
- he throws his nunchakus
- 812
- 01:07:01,810 --> 01:07:03,060
- and he kills two of the bastards.
- 813
- 01:07:03,144 --> 01:07:04,853
- Nunchakus are Japanese.
- 814
- 01:07:05,105 --> 01:07:07,356
- So the only ones left are you
- 815
- 01:07:07,774 --> 01:07:09,274
- and Hans.
- 816
- 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:24,415
- Peace is for queers.
- And now you're gonna die.
- 817
- 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:25,958
- But the Jack O' Diamonds isn't dead at all.
- 818
- 01:07:26,042 --> 01:07:29,294
- He was just a bit injured and
- he had a fucking crossbow up his sleeve.
- 819
- 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:37,886
- That's not enough,
- so he pulls out a shotgun.
- 820
- 01:07:39,472 --> 01:07:40,723
- Goodbye.
- 821
- 01:07:42,475 --> 01:07:45,561
- And as the Jack O' Diamonds
- dies in their arms, he whispers,
- 822
- 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:50,649
- "We did good, we did good,
- didn't we, Marty?"
- 823
- 01:07:50,984 --> 01:07:54,153
- And through your tears, you say,
- "Ah, bejesus, Jack,
- 824
- 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,822
- "we did more than good. We did grand."
- 825
- 01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:03,787
- Jack says, "All I ever wanted was to be your
- friend. Marty, I'm your friend now, ain't I?"
- 826
- 01:08:03,872 --> 01:08:08,584
- And you say, "Ah, bejesus, sure,
- you're me best friend, Jack.
- 827
- 01:08:08,668 --> 01:08:10,335
- "You're me best friend."
- 828
- 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:13,297
- And then the Jack O' Diamonds dies.
- 829
- 01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:17,801
- And as his soul leaves his body
- to go dance with the angels,
- 830
- 01:08:17,886 --> 01:08:23,015
- we pan up over the blood-strewn cemetery
- and off into the pretty blue skies of dawn.
- 831
- 01:08:23,099 --> 01:08:27,936
- Skies blue enough to suggest
- that maybe there can be peace
- 832
- 01:08:28,521 --> 01:08:32,274
- one day in this troubled but beautiful world.
- 833
- 01:08:32,358 --> 01:08:36,820
- Maybe there can be peace
- because that would be good!
- 834
- 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:43,577
- That's the end?
- 835
- 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:45,537
- Yeah!
- 836
- 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,042
- So, opinions?
- 837
- 01:08:52,879 --> 01:08:54,087
- Well...
- 838
- 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:56,215
- It's very...
- 839
- 01:08:58,551 --> 01:09:01,178
- - I like it.
- - You like it? Hey!
- 840
- 01:09:01,679 --> 01:09:02,763
- All right.
- 841
- 01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:05,474
- - It's got layers, you know.
- - Layers?
- 842
- 01:09:05,558 --> 01:09:07,559
- Like a pie. Like a cake.
- 843
- 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:10,437
- It's got... It's got many layers.
- 844
- 01:09:11,189 --> 01:09:12,856
- This is an important demographic.
- 845
- 01:09:14,484 --> 01:09:16,151
- So, what do you think?
- 846
- 01:09:16,236 --> 01:09:18,487
- I think it's very, it's very, you know...
- 847
- 01:09:18,571 --> 01:09:21,740
- - Moving.
- - Very... Moving. Moving.
- 848
- 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,450
- I was paying attention, I'll tell you that.
- 849
- 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:26,453
- You were... Moving.
- 850
- 01:09:26,746 --> 01:09:28,288
- It's impossible
- 851
- 01:09:28,414 --> 01:09:32,167
- for someone's head to actually explode,
- isn't it? When it gets shot.
- 852
- 01:09:32,669 --> 01:09:33,877
- No, no, it's possible.
- 853
- 01:09:33,962 --> 01:09:37,589
- If the person's head
- was made out of explosives, it's possible.
- 854
- 01:09:38,341 --> 01:09:40,676
- Yeah. I like that.
- 855
- 01:09:47,976 --> 01:09:49,101
- Hans.
- 856
- 01:10:04,325 --> 01:10:06,159
- Billy's a psychopath, Hans.
- 857
- 01:10:09,956 --> 01:10:12,875
- I guess he's made it into your movie, then?
- 858
- 01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,265
- Hi, Hans. Hi, Mart.
- 859
- 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,687
- Marty, is that what I think it is?
- 860
- 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,523
- If you think it's a bottle of bourbon,
- then yeah.
- 861
- 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,611
- Do you want some?
- 862
- 01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:46,116
- - Hans.
- - Are you not gonna say something?
- 863
- 01:10:46,784 --> 01:10:48,243
- Where's the peyote, Billy?
- 864
- 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:51,330
- Oh, are we gonna have a peyote party?
- 865
- 01:10:51,623 --> 01:10:52,831
- Why not?
- 866
- 01:11:05,595 --> 01:11:06,929
- I think
- 867
- 01:11:07,221 --> 01:11:08,847
- I'd have made a great Pope.
- 868
- 01:11:12,518 --> 01:11:16,021
- - I'd have been very lenient.
- - You'd have made an awesome Pope, Hans.
- 869
- 01:11:19,192 --> 01:11:20,400
- Hans,
- 870
- 01:11:24,322 --> 01:11:26,782
- isn't one of us gonna address
- the elephant in the room?
- 871
- 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:29,201
- The what?
- 872
- 01:11:30,662 --> 01:11:35,666
- Yeah, who's on the fucking peyote
- around here, Marty?
- 873
- 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:49,638
- Paw.
- 874
- 01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:52,891
- I'm sorry if I haven't been
- a very good friend to you, Billy.
- 875
- 01:11:52,976 --> 01:11:54,059
- Paw.
- 876
- 01:11:55,395 --> 01:11:57,980
- You've been a good friend to me, Marty.
- What are you talking about?
- 877
- 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:12,536
- Why did you kill all those people?
- 878
- 01:12:16,082 --> 01:12:20,293
- Like I told you at Kaya's party, I killed
- all those people to spur you on a little bit
- 879
- 01:12:20,378 --> 01:12:24,089
- and give you something to write about
- and get you to finish your screenplay.
- 880
- 01:12:26,217 --> 01:12:27,926
- You told me...
- 881
- 01:12:28,469 --> 01:12:29,761
- When?
- 882
- 01:12:40,606 --> 01:12:45,027
- I can't believe you told me about this
- at the party, man!
- 883
- 01:12:49,282 --> 01:12:52,075
- Maybe I am an alcoholic
- if I could forget something like that.
- 884
- 01:12:56,122 --> 01:12:57,789
- Maybe I am an alcoholic.
- 885
- 01:13:02,754 --> 01:13:04,796
- Okay, listen. I didn't tell you about it
- at the party.
- 886
- 01:13:04,881 --> 01:13:08,383
- I was just kidding about that
- because you surprised me,
- 887
- 01:13:08,468 --> 01:13:10,385
- and it would have been ridiculous
- telling you at the party.
- 888
- 01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:12,220
- You might have told somebody,
- got me in trouble.
- 889
- 01:13:12,305 --> 01:13:14,556
- Then why did you just tell me
- that you told me?
- 890
- 01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:18,018
- To make you think a little bit about
- your alcohol issues. How about that?
- 891
- 01:13:18,102 --> 01:13:19,978
- Billy, you kill women!
- 892
- 01:13:20,104 --> 01:13:23,106
- I killed a woman. Take it easy.
- 893
- 01:13:23,274 --> 01:13:27,152
- - You shot her in the stomach, Billy.
- - That's better than the head, ain't it?
- 894
- 01:13:27,320 --> 01:13:30,197
- - Not really, no.
- - I said I was sorry, didn't I?
- 895
- 01:13:30,281 --> 01:13:31,406
- Yeah, well...
- 896
- 01:13:32,617 --> 01:13:34,910
- I don't hang out with people
- who kill women, Billy,
- 897
- 01:13:34,994 --> 01:13:37,454
- and I certainly don't
- write screenplays with them.
- 898
- 01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:41,833
- What are you talking about, Marty?
- 899
- 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:45,420
- You'd best pack the tent up, Billy.
- 900
- 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:49,549
- It's over.
- 901
- 01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:53,386
- It's over?
- 902
- 01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:57,766
- Now what...
- 903
- 01:13:57,850 --> 01:14:00,852
- Where's this other fucking nutcase?
- 904
- 01:14:04,690 --> 01:14:05,774
- Hans!
- 905
- 01:14:07,026 --> 01:14:08,110
- Hans.
- 906
- 01:14:09,987 --> 01:14:11,863
- Hans. We're leaving.
- 907
- 01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:18,537
- My wife is sitting on a chair someplace.
- Some gray place.
- 908
- 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:22,165
- I thought she'd be in Heaven,
- but she's sitting on a chair
- 909
- 01:14:22,875 --> 01:14:24,709
- with a bullet in her head.
- 910
- 01:14:24,794 --> 01:14:27,337
- I thought they'd have cleaned
- that kind of stuff up.
- 911
- 01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,258
- Maybe you've just eaten too many
- hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.
- 912
- 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,094
- Nothing to do with the hallucinogens.
- 913
- 01:14:34,178 --> 01:14:36,847
- But you've just seen Myra on a chair
- with a bullet through her head.
- 914
- 01:14:36,931 --> 01:14:38,682
- In some gray place.
- 915
- 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:40,559
- England?
- 916
- 01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:42,853
- It seemed a lot worse than that.
- 917
- 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,564
- Wow.
- 918
- 01:14:46,357 --> 01:14:48,817
- Listen, Hans, what say we talk about this
- on the drive home?
- 919
- 01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:50,986
- I mean, we may find
- some perfectly reasonable...
- 920
- 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:56,741
- Jesus.
- 921
- 01:14:56,951 --> 01:14:58,118
- Billy.
- 922
- 01:14:59,620 --> 01:15:00,912
- Billy?
- 923
- 01:15:12,550 --> 01:15:14,259
- In the tent, dumbo.
- 924
- 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,594
- What?
- 925
- 01:15:15,928 --> 01:15:17,387
- Now don't get mad.
- 926
- 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,517
- What the hell did you do?
- 927
- 01:15:23,477 --> 01:15:25,270
- I set the car on fire.
- 928
- 01:15:26,105 --> 01:15:28,648
- How the hell are we supposed to get home?
- 929
- 01:15:28,733 --> 01:15:30,859
- We're in the middle
- of the fucking desert, Billy.
- 930
- 01:15:30,943 --> 01:15:32,777
- Yeah, that's the least of our worries.
- 931
- 01:15:37,241 --> 01:15:38,783
- What else did you do?
- 932
- 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,410
- I'll give you a clue.
- 933
- 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:45,373
- Come on in.
- 934
- 01:15:45,666 --> 01:15:47,667
- So, yeah, I just called up old Charlie Costello
- 935
- 01:15:47,752 --> 01:15:49,836
- and I told him where we were and
- to come down and get his dog back
- 936
- 01:15:49,921 --> 01:15:52,756
- and said if he had any trouble finding us,
- just look for a Buick on fire.
- 937
- 01:15:52,840 --> 01:15:56,384
- But I did tell him to promise to come alone
- and unarmed, and he said he would.
- 938
- 01:15:56,802 --> 01:15:59,054
- And he'll be here in a couple of hours,
- depending on traffic.
- 939
- 01:15:59,138 --> 01:16:03,642
- Now, I've labeled these guns for you,
- but you totally don't have to use them.
- 940
- 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:07,062
- I won't think you're pussies,
- but I'm gonna hang on to mine.
- 941
- 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:10,690
- I think we've done enough of this
- "talking about peace in the desert" type stuff.
- 942
- 01:16:10,775 --> 01:16:11,900
- Don't you?
- 943
- 01:16:11,984 --> 01:16:14,027
- I do. This movie ends my way.
- 944
- 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:23,245
- Well, that's just fucking great! Oh, great!
- 945
- 01:16:24,830 --> 01:16:27,165
- You know what that is?
- Do you know what that is?
- 946
- 01:16:27,291 --> 01:16:30,085
- - Great?
- - That's just fucking great!
- 947
- 01:16:36,717 --> 01:16:38,677
- How far is the walk to the Welcome Center?
- 948
- 01:16:39,387 --> 01:16:40,595
- We can't leave him.
- 949
- 01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:44,140
- You ain't gonna fight.
- 950
- 01:16:44,225 --> 01:16:47,352
- Of course I ain't gonna fight,
- but I ain't gonna run.
- 951
- 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,188
- - What are you gonna do, then?
- - I guess I'm gonna die.
- 952
- 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:54,484
- - Friends don't make their friends die, Hans.
- - Psychopathic friends do.
- 953
- 01:16:55,653 --> 01:16:58,697
- You're the one who thought
- psychopaths were so interesting.
- 954
- 01:16:59,532 --> 01:17:02,701
- They get kind of tiresome after a while,
- don't you think?
- 955
- 01:17:18,884 --> 01:17:22,971
- Is that a guinea pig? It's a gerbil, isn't it?
- That's enormous.
- 956
- 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:26,099
- Hey, Marty, we just seen
- some kind of giant gerbil.
- 957
- 01:17:30,187 --> 01:17:32,772
- Marty, you alcoholic fucking bastard.
- 958
- 01:17:34,025 --> 01:17:38,570
- You might wanna stop drinking, Martin,
- if this is the way you're gonna behave.
- 959
- 01:17:39,488 --> 01:17:41,740
- If this is the way I'm gonna...
- 960
- 01:17:41,824 --> 01:17:45,827
- This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer
- to come down and psycho-kill us.
- 961
- 01:17:46,078 --> 01:17:48,580
- And this guy's doubting a lifelong belief
- in the afterlife
- 962
- 01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:51,082
- because of a psychedelic cactus he just ate.
- 963
- 01:17:51,417 --> 01:17:53,752
- And you motherfuckers
- are telling me to behave?
- 964
- 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:57,672
- Time out. What's all this about doubting
- a lifelong belief in the afterlife
- 965
- 01:17:57,757 --> 01:17:59,299
- because of a psychedelic cactus
- you just ate?
- 966
- 01:17:59,383 --> 01:18:01,468
- - Hans, what the heck?
- - I met Myra.
- 967
- 01:18:02,553 --> 01:18:05,472
- On the ridge. She had some things to say.
- 968
- 01:18:06,807 --> 01:18:09,351
- About the afterlife being non-existent
- or something?
- 969
- 01:18:10,353 --> 01:18:11,561
- That was the gist.
- 970
- 01:18:13,397 --> 01:18:16,107
- No, no, it might have sounded like Myra.
- 971
- 01:18:17,151 --> 01:18:18,610
- But you know why?
- 972
- 01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:24,616
- Now don't get mad, but you know
- I can do Myra's voice pretty good.
- 973
- 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:29,954
- Yeah, I snuck up there a little while ago
- and I pretended to be her.
- 974
- 01:18:30,623 --> 01:18:33,083
- I started saying all kinds of crazy stuff.
- 975
- 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:39,130
- But what specifically did you say?
- 976
- 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,384
- About the place
- 977
- 01:18:43,302 --> 01:18:46,012
- you were in. The place Myra was in.
- 978
- 01:18:47,807 --> 01:18:50,600
- How did you describe it, specifically?
- 979
- 01:18:54,021 --> 01:18:55,647
- - You mean specifically?
- - Yeah.
- 980
- 01:18:56,482 --> 01:18:59,150
- I just kind of said it was all kind of...
- 981
- 01:19:03,406 --> 01:19:06,157
- I just kind of said it was all kind of
- 982
- 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,617
- gray and shit.
- 983
- 01:19:11,872 --> 01:19:12,914
- No.
- 984
- 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,548
- Oh, great, now I have to kill everybody
- all on my own.
- 985
- 01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,553
- Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard.
- 986
- 01:20:10,473 --> 01:20:14,184
- That's all right.
- It was a pretty good punch for a pacifist.
- 987
- 01:20:18,814 --> 01:20:20,148
- I love you, man.
- 988
- 01:20:21,066 --> 01:20:22,567
- I love you, too.
- 989
- 01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:28,323
- Listen, if you're not gonna be
- really doing any shooting,
- 990
- 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,992
- maybe you should just go with Hans,
- see he gets back all right.
- 991
- 01:20:33,746 --> 01:20:37,415
- I think I'll see how this plays out.
- Sure I'm drunk now anyway.
- 992
- 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:45,423
- Seriously, Marty,
- you gotta do something about your drinking
- 993
- 01:20:45,758 --> 01:20:48,468
- because, I swear to God,
- it's gonna wind up killing you.
- 994
- 01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:10,490
- This is kind of like that window of time
- when you're waiting in the waiting room
- 995
- 01:21:10,574 --> 01:21:12,367
- of the VD clinic, isn't it?
- 996
- 01:21:12,826 --> 01:21:17,288
- For the door to open and the doctor to
- come out and say, "Billy, you're good to go."
- 997
- 01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:21,417
- Or, "Billy, you've got VD."
- 998
- 01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,884
- Or chlamydia or whatever.
- 999
- 01:21:38,644 --> 01:21:40,228
- He's all alone.
- 1000
- 01:21:41,689 --> 01:21:43,481
- What the hell's he all alone for?
- 1001
- 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:07,880
- Turn around again.
- 1002
- 01:22:12,845 --> 01:22:14,387
- And lift up yourjacket.
- 1003
- 01:22:21,020 --> 01:22:23,187
- - You shot him in the back.
- - Of course I shot him in the back.
- 1004
- 01:22:23,272 --> 01:22:24,731
- I was going for his spine.
- 1005
- 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:30,278
- - But he was unarmed.
- - My ass, he was fucking unarmed.
- 1006
- 01:22:32,948 --> 01:22:34,616
- Where's your guns?
- 1007
- 01:22:34,700 --> 01:22:37,035
- - Where's your guns?
- - You said don't bring none,
- 1008
- 01:22:37,119 --> 01:22:38,786
- so I didn't bring none.
- 1009
- 01:22:38,871 --> 01:22:40,163
- Hey, Bonny baby.
- 1010
- 01:22:40,247 --> 01:22:44,334
- You didn't bring a gun
- to the final shoot-out? Bullshit.
- 1011
- 01:22:44,418 --> 01:22:46,127
- And don't talk to my dog!
- 1012
- 01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:49,213
- He said don't bring none,
- so I didn't bring none.
- 1013
- 01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:52,050
- - Who are you?
- - Just Billy's friend.
- 1014
- 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:56,054
- - Found it, motherfucker.
- - Your friend's a fucking nut.
- 1015
- 01:22:56,138 --> 01:23:00,558
- My ass, you was fucking unarmed.
- I found it, motherfucker.
- 1016
- 01:23:01,018 --> 01:23:02,268
- It's a flare gun, Billy.
- 1017
- 01:23:02,353 --> 01:23:04,437
- You could do a lot of damage
- with a flare gun.
- 1018
- 01:23:04,521 --> 01:23:06,189
- - Think I'm gonna die.
- - What?
- 1019
- 01:23:06,273 --> 01:23:09,150
- - I think I'm gonna die.
- - Well, don't keep going on about it!
- 1020
- 01:23:09,234 --> 01:23:10,652
- You fucking cunt.
- 1021
- 01:23:11,570 --> 01:23:12,945
- Fucking ruined everything now.
- 1022
- 01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:18,242
- Will you let me give him a couple of kisses
- and a couple of scratches?
- 1023
- 01:23:18,327 --> 01:23:22,497
- No, I ain't gonna let you give him
- a couple of kisses and a couple of scratches!
- 1024
- 01:23:23,415 --> 01:23:24,916
- Billy, we gotta get him to a hospital.
- 1025
- 01:23:26,210 --> 01:23:30,004
- Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind?
- 1026
- 01:23:30,214 --> 01:23:33,925
- You don't take the chief fucking villain
- to a fucking hospital.
- 1027
- 01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:18,428
- Put your hands up.
- 1028
- 01:24:19,096 --> 01:24:20,138
- No.
- 1029
- 01:24:21,432 --> 01:24:23,307
- - What?
- - I said no.
- 1030
- 01:24:24,601 --> 01:24:26,644
- - Why not?
- - I don't want to.
- 1031
- 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:30,022
- - But I've got a gun.
- - I don't care.
- 1032
- 01:24:31,734 --> 01:24:32,942
- But...
- 1033
- 01:24:33,986 --> 01:24:35,319
- It doesn't make any sense.
- 1034
- 01:24:35,821 --> 01:24:37,071
- Too bad.
- 1035
- 01:24:40,659 --> 01:24:41,909
- Well...
- 1036
- 01:24:43,704 --> 01:24:46,038
- - Where are your friends?
- - I don't know.
- 1037
- 01:24:46,123 --> 01:24:48,583
- - Yes, you do know.
- - No, I don't know.
- 1038
- 01:24:48,667 --> 01:24:50,752
- - You do know.
- - Shoot me, then.
- 1039
- 01:25:03,515 --> 01:25:04,515
- Fucking dick-bags.
- 1040
- 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:06,934
- This is just un-fucking-believable, man.
- 1041
- 01:25:08,061 --> 01:25:10,772
- - We can't just let him bleed to death.
- - We totally can.
- 1042
- 01:25:10,856 --> 01:25:14,066
- We totally can let him bleed to death.
- That's totally what we can do.
- 1043
- 01:25:14,151 --> 01:25:15,860
- I'm not leaving without my dog.
- 1044
- 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:21,073
- Listen up, you bald-headed fag.
- It's you or your fucking dog!
- 1045
- 01:25:21,325 --> 01:25:25,036
- I gotta pick me, don't I? 'Cause if I'm dead,
- I ain't gonna have a dog anyway.
- 1046
- 01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:27,079
- That's very good. That's very brainy.
- 1047
- 01:25:27,164 --> 01:25:30,208
- And if I'm alive, I can always come back here
- and get my dog
- 1048
- 01:25:30,292 --> 01:25:32,543
- and blow your goddamn head off, can't I?
- 1049
- 01:25:32,711 --> 01:25:36,130
- That's exactly right.
- With your faggy little flare gun.
- 1050
- 01:25:36,215 --> 01:25:37,507
- You cunt.
- 1051
- 01:25:37,883 --> 01:25:41,260
- - Can I have my flare gun back?
- - No, you can't have your flare gun back.
- 1052
- 01:25:44,848 --> 01:25:46,724
- What, is he drinking and driving?
- 1053
- 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,270
- I'll be back for you.
- 1054
- 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:03,908
- That was the worst final shoot-out
- I've ever fucking seen, man.
- 1055
- 01:26:06,119 --> 01:26:10,414
- Why would he only bring a flare gun
- to the big final...
- 1056
- 01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:16,337
- Oh, I get it.
- 1057
- 01:26:19,508 --> 01:26:21,008
- Motherfucker.
- 1058
- 01:26:35,774 --> 01:26:36,899
- You got a gun?
- 1059
- 01:26:48,745 --> 01:26:50,288
- You don't got a gun, do you, Quaker?
- 1060
- 01:26:55,127 --> 01:26:58,504
- You better keep out of the way now, all right,
- old man? I like you.
- 1061
- 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:00,256
- Hey.
- 1062
- 01:27:04,928 --> 01:27:06,721
- Stop! Police!
- 1063
- 01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:31,829
- It isn't gray
- 1064
- 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,582
- at all.
- 1065
- 01:27:52,935 --> 01:27:54,852
- Shit!
- 1066
- 01:27:59,107 --> 01:28:01,901
- - Should've brought that gun along, buddy.
- - Don't believe in them.
- 1067
- 01:28:02,819 --> 01:28:05,363
- In guns? You don't believe in guns?
- 1068
- 01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:09,825
- They ain't fucking leprechauns,
- you dumb Mick. What are you talking about?
- 1069
- 01:28:10,202 --> 01:28:12,036
- I was trying to save your life, man.
- 1070
- 01:28:13,455 --> 01:28:15,957
- It's a flesh wound, you fucking idiot.
- 1071
- 01:28:16,500 --> 01:28:17,708
- Give me my gun.
- 1072
- 01:28:21,213 --> 01:28:22,505
- Cops are coming, Charlie.
- 1073
- 01:28:23,632 --> 01:28:25,383
- We had to whack that Quaker guy.
- 1074
- 01:28:31,890 --> 01:28:33,557
- Don't you wish you had a gun now?
- 1075
- 01:28:42,234 --> 01:28:43,275
- No.
- 1076
- 01:28:45,487 --> 01:28:46,737
- I don't.
- 1077
- 01:28:48,031 --> 01:28:49,949
- So why don't you go fuck yourself.
- 1078
- 01:28:52,160 --> 01:28:53,911
- Where's the other guy, Charlie?
- 1079
- 01:28:58,291 --> 01:29:00,251
- Down the road a-ways with my dog.
- 1080
- 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:02,878
- What are we gonna do?
- 1081
- 01:29:10,429 --> 01:29:12,096
- We're gonna go get my dog.
- 1082
- 01:29:21,106 --> 01:29:23,607
- What's with your sour fucking puss?
- 1083
- 01:29:23,942 --> 01:29:25,818
- I could've just killed you now, couldn't I?
- 1084
- 01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:30,740
- You've had your friend killed, and you're
- just about to have your other friend killed,
- 1085
- 01:29:30,824 --> 01:29:33,826
- but that still only makes two friends killed.
- 1086
- 01:29:33,910 --> 01:29:38,039
- I've had four of my guys killed,
- and also my girlfriend killed,
- 1087
- 01:29:38,123 --> 01:29:41,709
- who I didn't like much,
- but that's still five friends killed.
- 1088
- 01:29:41,793 --> 01:29:45,171
- That's three more friends killed
- than you've had friends killed,
- 1089
- 01:29:45,255 --> 01:29:48,799
- so don't give me
- that moany fucking face, okay?
- 1090
- 01:30:00,896 --> 01:30:03,147
- What? What do you see?
- 1091
- 01:30:04,107 --> 01:30:07,651
- Oh, nothing.
- Just the perfect place for a final shoot-out.
- 1092
- 01:30:40,102 --> 01:30:42,728
- Get away from the car! Get away from the car!
- 1093
- 01:31:01,123 --> 01:31:04,708
- Throw your guns down,
- or the alcoholic gets it!
- 1094
- 01:31:04,793 --> 01:31:06,293
- Don't throw down shit, Billy!
- 1095
- 01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:09,672
- No, no. This is working out perfect.
- 1096
- 01:31:09,756 --> 01:31:11,423
- Here's my guns, mister.
- 1097
- 01:31:16,972 --> 01:31:18,389
- And the other one!
- 1098
- 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,600
- - I only had two.
- - Man, I saw you with three!
- 1099
- 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:25,312
- All right, all right, you're one smart cheese!
- 1100
- 01:31:28,984 --> 01:31:31,610
- Now get down here with my fucking dog!
- 1101
- 01:31:32,028 --> 01:31:33,571
- Are you gonna let Marty go if I do?
- 1102
- 01:31:34,489 --> 01:31:36,907
- Yes, I'm gonna let Marty go if you do.
- 1103
- 01:31:37,075 --> 01:31:39,243
- He didn't have anything to do
- with any of this.
- 1104
- 01:31:39,911 --> 01:31:41,829
- He was just writing a movie.
- 1105
- 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,039
- - Are you?
- - Yeah.
- 1106
- 01:31:44,624 --> 01:31:47,001
- - What's it called?
- - Seven Psychopaths.
- 1107
- 01:31:51,715 --> 01:31:53,132
- I'm coming down.
- 1108
- 01:31:55,427 --> 01:31:58,137
- I was just trying to buy
- 1109
- 01:31:58,221 --> 01:32:01,932
- some time because I had to
- 1110
- 01:32:03,768 --> 01:32:05,811
- reload something.
- 1111
- 01:32:06,938 --> 01:32:09,106
- Forgot about the flare gun, you fucking idiot.
- 1112
- 01:32:09,691 --> 01:32:12,610
- - Bonny.
- - Yeah, Bonny, I know.
- 1113
- 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:16,488
- And I like this dog.
- 1114
- 01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:21,285
- Please. Bonny's not part of the gang.
- That's not fair.
- 1115
- 01:32:21,786 --> 01:32:23,287
- You gonna cry?
- 1116
- 01:32:25,832 --> 01:32:27,124
- Marty, get going.
- 1117
- 01:32:28,793 --> 01:32:30,461
- They killed Hans, Billy.
- 1118
- 01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:38,177
- Ah, man.
- 1119
- 01:32:39,387 --> 01:32:41,805
- I didn't kill him. He killed him.
- 1120
- 01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,974
- Don't kill my dog.
- 1121
- 01:32:44,643 --> 01:32:47,311
- Marty, get going. Write it up.
- 1122
- 01:32:51,942 --> 01:32:53,817
- Come with me, Billy. Please.
- 1123
- 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,987
- I told you, didn't I, Marty?
- 1124
- 01:32:58,990 --> 01:33:02,368
- - Told me what, Billy?
- - This movie ends my way.
- 1125
- 01:33:08,333 --> 01:33:09,583
- Oh, fuck.
- 1126
- 01:33:27,018 --> 01:33:30,354
- - What's the matter with your fucking gun?
- - Gets jammed sometimes.
- 1127
- 01:33:33,692 --> 01:33:35,359
- At the fucking standoff?
- 1128
- 01:33:35,694 --> 01:33:37,945
- - Paolo, shoot him.
- - At the fucking standoff?
- 1129
- 01:33:38,029 --> 01:33:40,114
- Paolo, shoot him while he's not looking.
- 1130
- 01:33:40,198 --> 01:33:42,825
- - I am looking. Clearly, I'm looking.
- - And I ain't shooting.
- 1131
- 01:33:42,909 --> 01:33:45,035
- What do you mean, you ain't shooting?
- He's gonna shoot my dog.
- 1132
- 01:33:45,120 --> 01:33:46,620
- Yeah, well, fuck your dog.
- 1133
- 01:33:47,539 --> 01:33:48,664
- Fuck my dog?
- 1134
- 01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:51,500
- Hey, mongoloid, fix your fucking gun,
- 1135
- 01:33:52,043 --> 01:33:55,045
- or your little gay dog's little gay head's
- gonna fucking explode.
- 1136
- 01:33:55,171 --> 01:33:57,298
- - He doesn't have a gay head.
- - Five.
- 1137
- 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,550
- - He has a normal head.
- - Four.
- 1138
- 01:34:01,219 --> 01:34:03,762
- - Three.
- - Can you go back to five?
- 1139
- 01:34:04,014 --> 01:34:05,806
- I ain't going back to five, man.
- 1140
- 01:34:06,725 --> 01:34:07,891
- I ain't going back to five.
- 1141
- 01:34:18,028 --> 01:34:19,111
- Five.
- 1142
- 01:34:21,448 --> 01:34:22,573
- Four.
- 1143
- 01:34:25,368 --> 01:34:26,535
- Three.
- 1144
- 01:34:28,747 --> 01:34:29,913
- Two.
- 1145
- 01:34:46,097 --> 01:34:48,015
- Drop your gun! Let me see your hands!
- 1146
- 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:49,516
- Hands, move!
- 1147
- 01:34:52,729 --> 01:34:55,022
- Come here, baby. Come to Daddy.
- 1148
- 01:34:58,276 --> 01:35:05,949
- Paw.
- 1149
- 01:35:47,951 --> 01:35:49,493
- He's my friend.
- 1150
- 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,268
- To Martin, I...
- 1151
- 01:36:15,061 --> 01:36:18,772
- Well, I ain't any kind of a screenwriter
- as you know,
- 1152
- 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:21,942
- but I've been kind of trying to
- come up with some sort of solution
- 1153
- 01:36:22,026 --> 01:36:27,906
- to your Vietcong psychopath conundrum
- and, goldarnit, I think I may have found one.
- 1154
- 01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:30,200
- So, there's this
- 1155
- 01:36:31,870 --> 01:36:35,747
- Vietnamese guy, and he's in this hotel room
- in Phoenix,
- 1156
- 01:36:35,874 --> 01:36:39,710
- and he's sweating. He's sweating like hell.
- He's burning up.
- 1157
- 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:44,381
- He takes out from his pocket a .44.
- He checks it's loaded.
- 1158
- 01:36:45,592 --> 01:36:50,179
- I don't know why he checks it's loaded.
- Surely he's the one who loaded it?
- 1159
- 01:36:50,847 --> 01:36:55,851
- Anyway, a hooker comes out
- of the bathroom in a beautiful red dress.
- 1160
- 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:58,312
- She says, "Would you like to make love,
- 1161
- 01:36:58,396 --> 01:37:02,733
- "or should we have
- an intelligent conversation instead?
- 1162
- 01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:06,612
- "I've been reading a lot of Noam Chomsky
- lately, I think he's a marvel."
- 1163
- 01:37:07,197 --> 01:37:11,074
- The Vietnamese guy, you know,
- he doesn't know what she's talking about.
- 1164
- 01:37:12,118 --> 01:37:14,077
- He's Vietnamese. So, anyway,
- 1165
- 01:37:14,370 --> 01:37:17,998
- you said you wanted some sex in it,
- so I guess they're having sex.
- 1166
- 01:37:19,042 --> 01:37:20,626
- Desist, brother.
- 1167
- 01:37:21,085 --> 01:37:23,045
- You know this will not help us.
- 1168
- 01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:31,303
- He sniffs the air. He says the single word...
- 1169
- 01:37:31,429 --> 01:37:32,471
- Gasoline.
- 1170
- 01:37:32,555 --> 01:37:35,516
- The hooker, she studied Vietnamese at Yale.
- 1171
- 01:37:35,642 --> 01:37:38,310
- I don't smell gas.
- 1172
- 01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:43,607
- You will.
- 1173
- 01:37:44,609 --> 01:37:46,818
- He drags her to the place
- 1174
- 01:37:47,529 --> 01:37:49,530
- where the convention's being held.
- 1175
- 01:37:49,989 --> 01:37:54,243
- She's got the dynamite tied to her.
- He's got the gasoline he's just bought.
- 1176
- 01:37:59,290 --> 01:38:02,209
- She backs away, petrified.
- 1177
- 01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:06,588
- He pours the gas out onto the floor.
- It reaches her feet.
- 1178
- 01:38:06,798 --> 01:38:09,550
- A little of it has splashed over himself.
- It doesn't matter.
- 1179
- 01:38:09,634 --> 01:38:14,596
- He takes out a match. In perfect Vietnamese,
- the hooker whispers...
- 1180
- 01:38:15,014 --> 01:38:16,515
- Desist, brother.
- 1181
- 01:38:16,599 --> 01:38:18,642
- You know this will not help us.
- 1182
- 01:38:25,650 --> 01:38:29,778
- He shuts his eyes.
- Then he opens them again.
- 1183
- 01:38:32,824 --> 01:38:34,950
- He ain't in Phoenix anymore.
- 1184
- 01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:40,330
- He's sitting in the middle of a street
- in Saigon circa 1963
- 1185
- 01:38:40,665 --> 01:38:44,543
- in the orange robes of his Buddhist order,
- 1186
- 01:38:44,877 --> 01:38:47,546
- and he's drenched himself in gasoline.
- 1187
- 01:38:50,508 --> 01:38:52,509
- As he finally manages to push
- 1188
- 01:38:52,594 --> 01:38:56,930
- the thoughts of anger and hate
- out of his gentle mind,
- 1189
- 01:38:57,015 --> 01:38:59,558
- a fellow monk pleads with him one final time.
- 1190
- 01:39:00,810 --> 01:39:02,853
- Desist, brother.
- 1191
- 01:39:02,937 --> 01:39:05,480
- You know this will not help us.
- 1192
- 01:39:05,857 --> 01:39:08,650
- And all angry thoughts finally dispelled.
- 1193
- 01:39:12,614 --> 01:39:17,909
- The first monk ever to burn himself to death
- to protest the war whispers,
- 1194
- 01:39:18,536 --> 01:39:19,786
- "It might."
- 1195
- 01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,038
- It might.
- 1196
- 01:39:21,789 --> 01:39:24,791
- "It might." And he lights the match.
- 1197
- 01:39:31,549 --> 01:39:35,469
- So, you know, your Vietcong psycho story
- 1198
- 01:39:35,553 --> 01:39:41,475
- becomes the final thoughts of a man
- who chose not the darkness,
- 1199
- 01:39:41,559 --> 01:39:43,060
- but the light.
- 1200
- 01:39:43,645 --> 01:39:45,937
- The light being, you know,
- 1201
- 01:39:46,356 --> 01:39:49,358
- suicide by self-immolation.
- 1202
- 01:39:52,320 --> 01:39:56,406
- But I think that's the best we're gonna get.
- And, you know...
- 1203
- 01:39:58,284 --> 01:39:59,660
- I know you said
- 1204
- 01:40:01,287 --> 01:40:06,208
- dream sequences are for fags,
- but I think it could work, don't you?
- 1205
- 01:40:06,793 --> 01:40:08,669
- We all gotta dream,
- 1206
- 01:40:09,921 --> 01:40:11,380
- don't we?
- 1207
- 01:40:20,473 --> 01:40:21,932
- Not just fags.
- 1208
- 01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:27,813
- Oh, by the way, I don't think
- they like being called "fags" anymore.
- 1209
- 01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:32,109
- I think nowadays they prefer "homos."
- 1210
- 01:42:03,201 --> 01:42:05,202
- - Hello?
- - Is this Martin?
- 1211
- 01:42:05,703 --> 01:42:08,705
- - Yeah, who's this?
- - It's Zachariah Rigby.
- 1212
- 01:42:10,875 --> 01:42:15,796
- The guy you promised you'd put his number
- up at the end of your movie.
- 1213
- 01:42:16,839 --> 01:42:21,384
- Well, I went to see your movie yesterday.
- Guess what?
- 1214
- 01:42:21,719 --> 01:42:24,429
- - Shit.
- - Now how's she ever gonna fucking find me?
- 1215
- 01:42:24,639 --> 01:42:26,014
- - I didn't think you were...
- - Serious?
- 1216
- 01:42:27,016 --> 01:42:30,268
- You didn't think I was serious
- just because I carry a rabbit around?
- 1217
- 01:42:30,353 --> 01:42:33,939
- Listen, I'll get them to change the credits.
- I'll get them to put your number up.
- 1218
- 01:42:34,023 --> 01:42:36,399
- No, no, no.
- 1219
- 01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:40,237
- You're miles too late, you know that, Martin.
- 1220
- 01:42:41,489 --> 01:42:43,240
- And you promised on your life.
- 1221
- 01:42:45,076 --> 01:42:46,743
- You know what that means, don't you?
- 1222
- 01:42:49,539 --> 01:42:52,541
- I said,
- "You know what that means, don't you?"
- 1223
- 01:42:54,377 --> 01:42:56,586
- I'm gonna be over to kill you on Tuesday.
- 1224
- 01:42:58,965 --> 01:43:00,382
- That's good.
- 1225
- 01:43:01,384 --> 01:43:02,926
- I'm not doing anything Tuesday.
- 1226
- 01:43:08,182 --> 01:43:09,599
- You sound different.
- 1227
- 01:43:12,937 --> 01:43:14,771
- You sound like
- you've been through a wringer.
- 1228
- 01:43:17,733 --> 01:43:18,984
- A little.
- 1229
- 01:43:26,284 --> 01:43:28,034
- Tuesday doesn't really work for me.
- 1230
- 01:43:29,912 --> 01:43:31,288
- Can I get back to you?
- 1231
- 01:43:34,542 --> 01:43:35,625
- Sure.
- 1232
- 01:43:37,670 --> 01:43:38,879
- I'll be right here.
- 1233
- 01:43:41,424 --> 01:43:42,632
- I know.
- 1234
- 01:43:52,852 --> 01:43:54,477
- Come on, Carrie.
- 1235
- 01:43:55,563 --> 01:43:56,980
- Let's go home, baby.
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