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- Subtitle created by <font color="#ffff00">- Aorion -</font>
- "Despicable Me 3 (2017)" ^ (Run time 01:30:01)
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- Illuminat...
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- Illuminat...
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- Illuminat...
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- 00:00:36,316 --> 00:00:37,899
- What?
- A horn?
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- 00:00:41,604 --> 00:00:44,091
- Illumination!
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- 00:00:56,690 --> 00:01:00,677
- The year was 1985, and the
- number-one show on TV was...
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- Evil Bratt.
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- 00:01:03,457 --> 00:01:07,351
- The show starred young Balthazar Bratt
- as a child prodigy
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- and criminal mastermind
- bent on world domination.
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- 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:14,139
- There he is!
- Get him!
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- 00:01:16,888 --> 00:01:20,000
- I've been a bad boy!
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- 00:01:20,026 --> 00:01:22,951
- Bratt was the biggest child actor
- of the 1980s,
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- striking a chord with audiences
- all over the world.
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- 00:01:26,345 --> 00:01:27,796
- - Yay!
- - Yeah!
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- 00:01:27,797 --> 00:01:28,970
- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
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- 00:01:28,971 --> 00:01:30,233
- There he is!
- Get him!
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- 00:01:30,234 --> 00:01:33,056
- But it all came to an end
- in season three,
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- When...
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- I've been a bad boy!
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- 00:01:36,637 --> 00:01:40,314
- - The young star experienced
- an unexpected growth spurt.
- - Boy? Boy?
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- The show was canceled.
- Hollywood rejected him
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- and Bratt quickly plunged
- into a downward spiral.
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- Starting to actually believed he was
- the character he played on TV.
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- What are you looking at?
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- 00:01:53,985 --> 00:01:55,885
- Leading us all to wonder...
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- 00:01:55,886 --> 00:01:58,377
- Where is he now?
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- 00:02:04,464 --> 00:02:05,905
- You know what, Clive?
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- 00:02:05,930 --> 00:02:08,353
- Playing a villain on TV was fun,
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- 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:11,882
- but being one in real life
- is even better.
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- Heist music!
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- 00:02:13,289 --> 00:02:15,317
- Here it comes.
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- 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,025
- What?
- Clive!
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- What are you doing?
- How is that heist music?
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- 00:02:21,869 --> 00:02:24,103
- Sorry, my bad.
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- 00:02:57,266 --> 00:02:58,181
- Ewww!
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- 00:02:58,182 --> 00:03:00,549
- Wha-whoa!
- Oww!
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- 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,231
- Mommy!
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- Stop right...
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- ANTI VILLAIN LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS
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- 00:03:09,545 --> 00:03:13,051
- Sir, the ship has been boarded by
- some kind of... monster.
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- 00:03:13,052 --> 00:03:14,936
- Wait, that's not a monster.
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- 00:03:14,937 --> 00:03:17,854
- That's a man wearing shoulder pads.
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- 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:21,750
- There's only one supervillain whose
- fashion sense is quite that dated,
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- Balthazar Bratt.
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- Blast it!
- The Dupont Diamond is on that ship!
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- I want every agent in the area
- on the scene immediately.
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- Ha, ha, ha... !
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- Woo-hoo!
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- We're already here!
- Agents Grucy are closing in fast.
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- Yes... wait, wha?
- What did you call us?
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- Grucy. You know,
- Gru and Lucy mushed together.
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- 00:03:44,380 --> 00:03:45,427
- Try it.
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- Haha!
- I like it, but not a lot,
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- I don't like it.
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- Stop!
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- On the ground!
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- The jewel!
- Move!
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- Go, go, go!
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- Don't move.
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- Uh?
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- Too late again, Gru.
- Ha, ha, ha... !
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- WHAAA... ?
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- 00:04:47,846 --> 00:04:48,883
- He's getting away!!
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- 00:04:48,884 --> 00:04:50,909
- That's what he thinks.
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- 00:04:53,782 --> 00:04:56,678
- - Wahooo!
- - Ha, ha!
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- 00:04:56,679 --> 00:04:58,655
- Go, go!
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- Ugh!
- Go, go.
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- Go, go, go!
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- I don't think
- we can make it, Gru.
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- We can make it!
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- We can make it... !
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- No, we can't!
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- Get ready!
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- Get ready for whaaa... !
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- Hey.
- How're you doing?
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- Are you okay?
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- 00:05:40,242 --> 00:05:42,281
- - Hello.
- - Oh.
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- You guys are so cute.
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- Go get him, Gru Gru!
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- Hello, Gru.
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- How's your transition coming?
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- You know, from world's worst villain
- to world's worst agent?
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- Oh, that's hilarious!
- You should be on TV!
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- Oh, that's right,
- you were...
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- but then you got canceled.
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- Ha ha!
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- What about that?
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- Whaaa...
- Oh! Girls… !
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- Oh!
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- Dance fight!
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- Ow!
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- Alpha team, the diamond is secure.
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- Come and pick up the package.
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- Copy that, Alpha team on approach.
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- Gru.
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- - Did you actually think
- I was unconscious?
- - Oh.
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- It's called acting, hoser!
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- And clearly I've still got it!
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- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
- Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- Freeze!
- Don't move!
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- Son of a Betamax!
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- Go! Go!
- Get him! Get him!
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- He's getting away!
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- This isn't over, Gru!
- You hear me?
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- This is not over!
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- Yeah?
- Well, I still have the diamond!
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- Happy birthday to you.
- Happy birthday to...
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- Happy birthday, dear Daaaaaan.
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- Happy birthday to you.
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- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
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- 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:45,372
- - Hey, you ready?
- - Yeah!
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- Party!
- Party, everyone!
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- DESPICABLE ME 3
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- Hey!
- Watch it!
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- 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:13,349
- I can't believe
- Bratt got away, again.
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- How is this possible?
- How...
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- 00:08:23,499 --> 00:08:27,300
- And it's not just that he got away!
- It's that he's so smug about it!
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- Ewww.
- I've been a baaaaaaaad boy!
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- Edna, hey.
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- Looking hot... today.
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- Got the... cats on you.
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- 00:08:36,336 --> 00:08:38,556
- And it was just so humiliating.
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- Dangling there in the
- bubble-gum Speedo.
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- 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:44,157
- And I didn't have time to go
- to the gym this week!
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- 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:46,745
- And I had a big breakfast!
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- I was feeling a little bloated!
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- You know what?
- He's not even worth talking about.
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- I don't even want to waste
- another breath about the guy.
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- And another thing!
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- Next time I see Bratt, I will
- moonwalk all over his stupid face!
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- 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:12,802
- Thank you all for coming
- in such short notice.
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- 00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:17,947
- It is with great sadness that
- I inform you that as of today
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- I am retiring as
- head of the AVL.
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- 00:09:23,599 --> 00:09:25,269
- Oh no.
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- 00:09:25,294 --> 00:09:33,110
- Your new leader is coming directly from
- head office, effective immediately.
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- 00:09:33,111 --> 00:09:41,056
- She is the very gifted, very ambitious
- Miss Valerie Da Vinci.
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- 00:09:41,057 --> 00:09:46,922
- As I look out over all of your faces,
- I am flooded with so many memories.
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- 00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:50,195
- - Oh boy, this is a snoozeday.
- - I... Excuse me.
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- Blah blah blah. We understand.
- You're old, you're fat, you're done.
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- Let me breathe in.
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- Woo.
- Broke a little sweat there.
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- 00:10:00,841 --> 00:10:03,204
- First order of business.
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- 00:10:03,205 --> 00:10:06,635
- Which one of you losers
- is Agent Gru?!
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- 00:10:07,324 --> 00:10:09,635
- Uh… that would be me.
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- 00:10:09,636 --> 00:10:14,053
- Although I don't know
- if I'd say 'loser' per Se,
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- kind of a...
- Huh!
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- 00:10:17,572 --> 00:10:21,134
- Oh, it's the girls.
- Not a good time.
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- 00:10:21,135 --> 00:10:22,626
- - Hey!
- - Aaah!
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- 00:10:22,627 --> 00:10:25,607
- Yes, sir.
- Huh, uh... ma'am.
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- 00:10:25,608 --> 00:10:26,998
- You're making me nervous.
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- 00:10:26,999 --> 00:10:30,040
- How could you let Balthazar Bratt,
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- the AVL's most-wanted villain,
- just get away?
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- 00:10:33,742 --> 00:10:36,053
- That is the opposite of
- what we do here!
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- 00:10:36,054 --> 00:10:40,246
- Okay, okay, yes,
- maybe he got away... again,
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- 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:43,046
- but he didn't get the diamond!
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- 00:10:43,047 --> 00:10:46,162
- And I am this close
- to bringing him in.
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- This close!
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- 00:10:48,399 --> 00:10:50,198
- Huh?
- Interesting.
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- 00:10:50,199 --> 00:10:51,532
- You're fired!
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- 00:10:51,533 --> 00:10:52,713
- Huh!
- What?
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- 00:10:52,714 --> 00:10:55,599
- This is totally not fair.
- Gru is a great agent.
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- You know what?
- If you fire him,
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- you're going to have to fire me,
- sister sister.
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- 00:10:59,443 --> 00:11:03,173
- And do you really want to do that?
- Do ya?
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- No, no, no, no, no.
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- 00:11:11,392 --> 00:11:13,262
- Well, I guess she did!
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- Honey, you didn't have to do that.
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- I know how much
- you love your job.
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- Well, I love other things more.
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- You know, we're going to
- have to tell the girls.
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- Can you do it?
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- The whole Mom thing is
- still kind of new to me.
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- 00:11:34,537 --> 00:11:36,530
- Oh, sure.
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- 00:11:51,130 --> 00:11:52,813
- Hello?
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- 00:12:02,733 --> 00:12:05,192
- - Aloha!
- - Aloha!
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- 00:12:05,198 --> 00:12:06,757
- Oh!
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- 00:12:07,020 --> 00:12:09,457
- This is unexpected.
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- 00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:11,946
- Well, you never got to go
- on a honeymoon, so…
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- We made you dinner!
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- 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,399
- It's a luau!
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- 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,205
- We got pineapples and
- coconuts and lukuleles!
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- 00:12:17,206 --> 00:12:19,532
- - Oh ho, yeah.
- - Yeah.
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- 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:23,436
- Hey!
- Ya malatika tika, hee ha!
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- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
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- 00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:28,023
- Oww oww oww ah ah ah!
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- 00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:33,783
- Ahem.
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- 00:12:33,784 --> 00:12:37,473
- The soup of the day,
- madame and monsieur.
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- 00:12:37,474 --> 00:12:40,217
- The gummy bears were my idea.
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- 00:12:43,845 --> 00:12:47,263
- Mmmmmm…
- Looks too good to even eat!
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- 00:12:47,264 --> 00:12:49,080
- Am I right?
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- 00:12:49,321 --> 00:12:52,719
- - But I made it for you.…
- - Oh.
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- 00:12:55,896 --> 00:13:03,461
- Good soup! I love the combination
- of gummy bears and meat!
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- 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:10,328
- I'm gonna hold it
- in my mouth,
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- 00:13:10,329 --> 00:13:12,313
- because it's so good
- I don't want to swallow it.
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- 00:13:12,314 --> 00:13:13,997
- So.
- How was work?
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- 00:13:13,998 --> 00:13:17,356
- Did you take that guy down?
- Did anything explode?
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- 00:13:17,357 --> 00:13:22,057
- Well, actually,
- today Lucy and I
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- 00:13:22,058 --> 00:13:27,314
- were invited to not work
- at the AVL anymore.
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- Huh!
- No!
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- You got fired?
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- 00:13:32,377 --> 00:13:35,441
- Oh no!
- No, no, no...
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- 00:13:36,402 --> 00:13:37,995
- - Yes.
- - What?
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- 00:13:37,996 --> 00:13:39,974
- But don't worry,
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- 00:13:39,975 --> 00:13:42,658
- I'm sure we'll get
- new jobs real soon.
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- 00:13:42,659 --> 00:13:44,926
- Even better ones.
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- 00:13:44,927 --> 00:13:48,703
- What's better than being
- super-cool secret agents?
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- 00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:51,832
- Oh, I know!
- You could gamble online!
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- 00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:53,907
- That's what Katie's dad does!
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- 00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:56,797
- Okay, we will definitely
- look into that.
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- 00:13:56,798 --> 00:13:58,671
- That's a good suggestion.
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- 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:03,211
- And let's not go over
- to Katie's house anymore.
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- 00:14:04,515 --> 00:14:05,796
- Hmm.
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- 00:14:09,244 --> 00:14:11,869
- Guys, shhhhhh.
- I don't think you heard me right.
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- 00:14:11,870 --> 00:14:15,545
- No, no, no, no, no, no, this does not mean
- that we are going back to being villains.
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- 00:14:15,546 --> 00:14:17,331
- - Oh.
- - Oh.
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- 00:14:17,332 --> 00:14:18,813
- Boring!
- Please do something!
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- 00:14:18,814 --> 00:14:20,965
- Okay, alright,
- I get it.
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- 00:14:20,966 --> 00:14:23,571
- Look, I know it's been
- a little tough lately,
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- especially with Doctor Nefario
- accidentally freezing himself in carbonite,
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- Ow!
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- 00:14:32,020 --> 00:14:36,004
- but our life of crime is over!
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- Mel.
- Mel, you're with me on this, right?
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- 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:41,997
- Look.
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- 00:14:41,998 --> 00:14:43,640
- - Good...
- - Yay!
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- 00:14:43,641 --> 00:14:45,620
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
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- 00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,319
- - Good...
- - Yay!
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- 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,495
- - Boring!
- - Ohh!
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- 00:14:49,496 --> 00:14:51,358
- - Good...
- - Yay!
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- 00:14:51,359 --> 00:14:54,054
- - Boring!
- - Boo!
- 231
- 00:14:54,055 --> 00:14:56,602
- Minions… no more boring!!
- 232
- 00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:59,024
- Boring!
- Boring!
- 233
- 00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:02,044
- Guys!
- Listen to me and read my lips!
- 234
- 00:15:02,045 --> 00:15:06,731
- Lissa me lippo, pomodoro la comquit!
- 235
- 00:15:08,744 --> 00:15:10,513
- What?
- Wha...
- 236
- 00:15:10,514 --> 00:15:13,072
- What did I say?
- "la comquit?"
- 237
- 00:15:13,541 --> 00:15:16,536
- Oh, okay,
- pomodoro la kumquat.
- 238
- 00:15:16,537 --> 00:15:18,852
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Did you say no more crime?
- 239
- 00:15:18,853 --> 00:15:19,713
- I cannot accept this.
- 240
- 00:15:19,714 --> 00:15:21,349
- Don't take that tone with me!
- 241
- 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,415
- We're not going back to villainy.
- 242
- 00:15:23,416 --> 00:15:24,760
- Uh.
- No villainy?
- 243
- 00:15:24,761 --> 00:15:28,585
- Yes. And I don't want to hear
- another word about it.
- 244
- 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:34,308
- Look, if you guys
- don't stop that right now,
- 245
- 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,237
- there will be consequences!
- 246
- 00:15:36,238 --> 00:15:38,304
- Huh!
- I can do whatever I want.
- 247
- 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:38,769
- Hey.
- 248
- 00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,945
- Don't say anything
- you're going to regret.
- 249
- 00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:43,972
- Oh. Listen to this.
- I quit!
- 250
- 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,519
- See you!
- 251
- 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,850
- What?
- You quit?
- 252
- 00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,866
- You're serious?
- Come on.
- 253
- 00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,808
- Uh. Uh.
- Bud-Buddy?
- 254
- 00:15:55,809 --> 00:15:58,325
- Dave!
- Jerry!
- 255
- 00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:02,204
- Great news, guys...
- you've been promoted.
- 256
- 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:06,270
- You're in charge now, eh?
- Not bad!
- 257
- 00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:10,088
- Yipa! Yipo!
- Yippee!
- 258
- 00:16:10,089 --> 00:16:13,801
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- - Aruba-ruba-ruba-ruba!
- 259
- 00:16:14,392 --> 00:16:16,229
- Jeesh!
- 260
- 00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:24,742
- PARIS, FRANCE
- 261
- 00:16:28,425 --> 00:16:29,831
- Huh!
- 262
- 00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,029
- Monsieur Pompo.
- 263
- 00:16:38,054 --> 00:16:43,629
- To what do we owe the presence
- of the world's foremost gem expert?
- 264
- 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:45,621
- The chief of police sent me.
- 265
- 00:16:45,622 --> 00:16:48,586
- He was concerned that during
- the recent heist attempt,
- 266
- 00:16:48,587 --> 00:16:52,934
- The Dupont Diamond
- was replaced with a phony.
- 267
- 00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,130
- Ooh la la.
- 268
- 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,910
- You have been duped.
- 269
- 00:17:13,911 --> 00:17:15,401
- What?
- We have?
- 270
- 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:16,599
- Yes.
- 271
- 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,592
- By me!
- 272
- 00:17:22,006 --> 00:17:23,636
- Wha-What is... ?
- 273
- 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,580
- Oh no.
- Help!
- 274
- 00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:35,868
- Ha ha ha...
- 275
- 00:17:46,628 --> 00:17:49,511
- I've been a bad boy!
- 276
- 00:17:49,512 --> 00:17:54,126
- Or should I say,
- "Je suis un mauvais garçon!"
- 277
- 00:18:08,099 --> 00:18:09,651
- Oh.
- 278
- 00:18:32,336 --> 00:18:35,445
- Hey, Gru,
- whatcha doing down here?
- 279
- 00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,207
- In the dark.
- 280
- 00:18:37,208 --> 00:18:38,152
- Alone.
- 281
- 00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:40,995
- Oh nothing, just thinking.
- 282
- 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,465
- You okay?
- 283
- 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:45,142
- Oh yes, yeah,
- I'm fine, I'm fine.
- 284
- 00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:47,086
- It's just…
- 285
- 00:18:47,303 --> 00:18:52,988
- I don't know.
- I guess I just feel like a… failure.
- 286
- 00:18:53,177 --> 00:18:55,497
- Like I don't have
- a purpose anymore.
- 287
- 00:18:55,498 --> 00:18:59,027
- Hey, mister,
- you are not a failure.
- 288
- 00:18:59,028 --> 00:19:02,558
- If only I could've nailed Bratt.
- 289
- 00:19:02,572 --> 00:19:05,983
- So many times
- I almost had him!
- 290
- 00:19:05,984 --> 00:19:08,548
- But now I'll never
- get the chance.
- 291
- 00:19:08,549 --> 00:19:10,672
- 'Cause I have been
- kicked to the curb.
- 292
- 00:19:10,673 --> 00:19:14,337
- Gru, you've got to let this go.
- It's time to look forward.
- 293
- 00:19:14,338 --> 00:19:17,186
- Things will get better, I promise.
- 294
- 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:36,642
- Follow me.
- Follow me.
- 295
- 00:19:36,667 --> 00:19:38,706
- Coming through, make way.
- 296
- 00:19:38,707 --> 00:19:40,680
- - Coming through.
- - Uh, excuse me.
- 297
- 00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:44,348
- Pardon me,
- young... people.
- 298
- 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:47,739
- Would you tell me
- how to get to this address?
- 299
- 00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:49,535
- Uh.
- Uh, ah.
- 300
- 00:19:49,536 --> 00:19:51,034
- You are looking for Minions?
- 301
- 00:19:51,035 --> 00:19:53,427
- I'm looking for a Mr. Gru.
- 302
- 00:19:53,428 --> 00:19:55,857
- Gru is a lousy boss!
- 303
- 00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:58,103
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 304
- 00:19:58,104 --> 00:19:59,702
- Bye!
- 305
- 00:20:06,376 --> 00:20:08,295
- Idiots.
- 306
- 00:20:11,317 --> 00:20:13,514
- No. Kyle.
- Stop!
- 307
- 00:20:13,515 --> 00:20:15,753
- Kyle, let go.
- 308
- 00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:19,209
- BRATT STEALS WORLD'S
- BIGGEST DIAMOND
- 309
- 00:20:19,210 --> 00:20:22,407
- No, no...
- you've got to be kidding me.
- 310
- 00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:23,586
- Lucy, did you see...
- 311
- 00:20:23,587 --> 00:20:27,463
- He helps you if you have nightmares,
- and he's really good to snuggle with...
- 312
- 00:20:27,464 --> 00:20:29,206
- Oh no, no, no, Agnes!
- Agnes!
- 313
- 00:20:29,207 --> 00:20:31,420
- So, take good care of him.
- 314
- 00:20:31,421 --> 00:20:33,146
- Thank you!
- 315
- 00:20:33,147 --> 00:20:35,814
- Agnes, what are you doing?
- You...
- 316
- 00:20:35,815 --> 00:20:37,694
- You sold your unicorn?
- 317
- 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,027
- Well, I just wanted to help.
- Since you don't have a job.
- 318
- 00:20:42,209 --> 00:20:44,706
- I got two whole dollars for it!
- 319
- 00:20:44,731 --> 00:20:46,845
- - Awwwww.
- - Awwwww.
- 320
- 00:20:47,437 --> 00:20:49,207
- Uh, excuse me.
- 321
- 00:20:49,208 --> 00:20:51,342
- Sorry, buddy, the sale's over.
- 322
- 00:20:51,343 --> 00:20:52,812
- Yes, but this will only take a....
- 323
- 00:20:52,837 --> 00:20:55,366
- Hey, Eyebrows.
- Get off the lawn.
- 324
- 00:20:55,391 --> 00:20:56,766
- Yeah, but...
- 325
- 00:20:56,767 --> 00:21:00,167
- - Hey, could you...
- - Oh uh, of course.
- 326
- 00:21:00,168 --> 00:21:02,566
- Now, as I was saying.
- I...
- 327
- 00:21:02,567 --> 00:21:05,393
- - Uh... Oh.
- - Goodbye.
- 328
- 00:21:10,673 --> 00:21:13,223
- Listen, Agnes.
- You don't need to worry.
- 329
- 00:21:13,224 --> 00:21:15,049
- We're going to be fine.
- 330
- 00:21:15,050 --> 00:21:17,327
- - For real?
- - For real.
- 331
- 00:21:17,328 --> 00:21:19,150
- Now come on,
- let's pack this stuff up.
- 332
- 00:21:19,175 --> 00:21:20,371
- Ow.
- Ow.
- 333
- 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:23,917
- Seriously?
- Buddy, you're not getting the hint.
- 334
- 00:21:23,918 --> 00:21:26,675
- Excuse me, Mr. Gru.
- 335
- 00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:30,035
- But I really must
- have a word with you.
- 336
- 00:21:30,036 --> 00:21:31,625
- How did you know my name?
- 337
- 00:21:31,626 --> 00:21:36,077
- Allow me to introduce myself...
- my name is Fritz, and OW!
- 338
- 00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:38,364
- Uh, good puppy.
- 339
- 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:42,892
- And I am inquiring…
- on behalf of your twin brother, Dru.
- 340
- 00:21:42,893 --> 00:21:44,419
- He needs your help.
- 341
- 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:46,187
- What?
- Twin brother?
- 342
- 00:21:46,188 --> 00:21:47,278
- Twin brother?
- 343
- 00:21:47,279 --> 00:21:48,319
- - Twin brother?
- - Twin brother?
- 344
- 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:49,237
- Oh Yeah.
- 345
- 00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:52,717
- He would like to fly you
- to Freedonia to meet him.
- 346
- 00:21:52,718 --> 00:21:56,622
- Your father has recently
- passed away and...
- 347
- 00:21:56,623 --> 00:21:59,538
- Okay, cuckoo.
- I'm sorry, but my dad died
- 348
- 00:21:59,539 --> 00:22:02,198
- when I was a baby,
- and I don't have any brother.
- 349
- 00:22:02,199 --> 00:22:03,557
- You've got the wrong guy.
- 350
- 00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:04,765
- Really?
- 351
- 00:22:04,766 --> 00:22:09,593
- Well, then how do
- you explain... this?
- 352
- 00:22:15,077 --> 00:22:18,327
- Ahhhhh!
- Bellissimo!
- 353
- 00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:23,106
- - Oh, hello, Gru.
- - Hi, Mom.
- 354
- 00:22:23,107 --> 00:22:27,655
- It's important to keep active
- in one's golden years.
- 355
- 00:22:28,460 --> 00:22:32,011
- There you are, you cute cute.
- 356
- 00:22:34,448 --> 00:22:41,033
- These are my diving instructors,
- Vincenzo and Paolo!
- 357
- 00:22:41,571 --> 00:22:43,896
- Ciao, boys!
- 358
- 00:22:43,897 --> 00:22:46,053
- So what do you want?
- 359
- 00:22:46,054 --> 00:22:49,673
- Mom, do I have a twin brother?
- 360
- 00:22:50,024 --> 00:22:52,095
- How did you find out?
- Who told you?
- 361
- 00:22:52,096 --> 00:22:53,566
- Wait, what?
- It's true?
- 362
- 00:22:53,567 --> 00:22:55,680
- You never told me
- I had a brother!
- 363
- 00:22:55,681 --> 00:22:59,233
- And you told me that Dad died of
- disappointment when I was born!
- 364
- 00:22:59,234 --> 00:23:02,798
- Yeah, yeah, that was the agreement.
- 365
- 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,475
- Agreement?
- What are you talking about?
- 366
- 00:23:08,639 --> 00:23:14,228
- Shortly after you and your brother
- were born, your father and I divorced.
- 367
- 00:23:14,229 --> 00:23:17,573
- We each took one son
- to raise on our own.
- 368
- 00:23:17,574 --> 00:23:21,672
- And promised never
- to see each other again.
- 369
- 00:23:22,547 --> 00:23:27,654
- Obviously, I got second pick.
- 370
- 00:23:29,498 --> 00:23:32,063
- I have a brother.
- 371
- 00:23:38,476 --> 00:23:41,309
- Hey girls, how are things
- in row B, huh?
- 372
- 00:23:41,310 --> 00:23:43,879
- I've put together some
- fun activities for the trip.
- 373
- 00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:46,884
- Who is up for some
- Gin Rummy?
- 374
- 00:23:46,885 --> 00:23:50,770
- Yeah. Umm...
- We're good.
- 375
- 00:23:50,771 --> 00:23:52,670
- Oh.
- Okay.
- 376
- 00:23:52,671 --> 00:23:55,332
- I'll just sit here
- and play solitaire.
- 377
- 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,232
- I hope I win.
- 378
- 00:23:57,681 --> 00:23:59,819
- I wonder what Dru
- will be like!
- 379
- 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,289
- Woo!
- 380
- 00:24:00,290 --> 00:24:02,083
- Maybe we'll have that twin thing
- 381
- 00:24:02,084 --> 00:24:05,154
- where we can read
- each other's minds, you know?
- 382
- 00:24:05,155 --> 00:24:09,117
- - How cool would that be?!
- - Um, super cool.
- 383
- 00:24:15,839 --> 00:24:18,677
- Ah, ha ha ha...
- 384
- 00:24:18,678 --> 00:24:20,627
- Ooh.
- 385
- 00:24:22,369 --> 00:24:24,378
- Aah!
- Ow! Ow!
- 386
- 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:25,918
- Woo-hoo!
- 387
- 00:24:25,919 --> 00:24:30,378
- Freedonia!
- Freedonia!
- 388
- 00:24:30,593 --> 00:24:32,463
- Hi, piggy, piggy!
- 389
- 00:24:32,464 --> 00:24:35,925
- Huh! Whoa!
- Look at that house!
- 390
- 00:24:35,926 --> 00:24:37,575
- It's like a castle!
- 391
- 00:24:37,576 --> 00:24:41,615
- I can't wait
- to meet my brother!
- 392
- 00:24:41,616 --> 00:24:43,822
- Uh.
- What's with all the pigs?
- 393
- 00:24:43,823 --> 00:24:46,182
- This is the family business.
- 394
- 00:24:46,183 --> 00:24:50,264
- The largest pig farm
- in the whole of Freedonia.
- 395
- 00:24:50,549 --> 00:24:53,059
- Okay, nice pig.
- 396
- 00:24:53,271 --> 00:24:56,181
- No!
- That's my private part!
- 397
- 00:24:56,182 --> 00:24:58,459
- Owww!
- 398
- 00:24:58,460 --> 00:25:01,175
- This pig has issues!
- 399
- 00:25:01,365 --> 00:25:02,849
- Please, come in.
- 400
- 00:25:02,850 --> 00:25:05,279
- Wow.
- Yeah, haha!
- 401
- 00:25:11,182 --> 00:25:12,833
- Whoa!
- 402
- 00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:15,819
- Oh, this is amazing!
- 403
- 00:25:15,820 --> 00:25:20,192
- Ah, it's like the Sistine Chapel.
- But with pigs.
- 404
- 00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:31,731
- My brother!!
- 405
- 00:25:31,732 --> 00:25:33,475
- - My brother!
- - My brother!
- 406
- 00:25:33,476 --> 00:25:34,734
- Gru!
- 407
- 00:25:34,735 --> 00:25:36,656
- Dru!
- 408
- 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:48,257
- Ahhhh!
- Brother! I am hugging you!
- 409
- 00:25:48,258 --> 00:25:50,355
- I'm so happy!
- 410
- 00:25:50,445 --> 00:25:54,864
- After all these years,
- finally I'm meeting you!
- 411
- 00:25:54,865 --> 00:25:58,837
- - Yup, alright, good.
- - Oh, look at that!
- 412
- 00:25:58,838 --> 00:26:01,067
- - Woo!
- - You must be the beautiful wife!
- 413
- 00:26:01,068 --> 00:26:04,248
- Beautiful, oh.
- Stop it!
- 414
- 00:26:04,249 --> 00:26:05,054
- Sweet talker.
- 415
- 00:26:05,055 --> 00:26:09,150
- How is my brother finding a wife
- like you when he is so bald?
- 416
- 00:26:12,013 --> 00:26:16,274
- Woo-hoo!
- These must be my nieces!
- 417
- 00:26:16,275 --> 00:26:20,071
- Huh! You're Agnes,
- you're small with big eyes!
- 418
- 00:26:20,072 --> 00:26:22,315
- And it makes me want to
- put you in my pocket!
- 419
- 00:26:22,316 --> 00:26:25,707
- You can't do that.
- I'm too big.
- 420
- 00:26:25,732 --> 00:26:27,314
- And Edith,
- 421
- 00:26:27,315 --> 00:26:30,804
- I can tell that you are
- a little mischievous.
- 422
- 00:26:30,805 --> 00:26:33,445
- We're going to have to make
- a little trouble later.
- 423
- 00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:35,170
- Wha...
- I already have!
- 424
- 00:26:35,171 --> 00:26:36,871
- Ow.
- Ow! Ow!
- 425
- 00:26:36,872 --> 00:26:39,539
- Please, stop.
- Why are you doing that?
- 426
- 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:40,930
- Ow!
- Ow.
- 427
- 00:26:40,931 --> 00:26:44,406
- Fist bump for mischievous behavior.
- 428
- 00:26:44,407 --> 00:26:47,433
- And Margo!
- Oh, you are so mature.
- 429
- 00:26:47,434 --> 00:26:50,280
- I'm guessing what… fifteen?
- 430
- 00:26:50,281 --> 00:26:51,508
- Fifteen?
- 431
- 00:26:51,509 --> 00:26:55,151
- She's twelve! She looks twelve.
- And will always be twelve.
- 432
- 00:26:55,152 --> 00:26:58,263
- So, Dru…
- this place is amazing.
- 433
- 00:26:58,264 --> 00:27:02,031
- I mean, you just walk through the doors
- and you're like: wooooowwwooowwooooo!!
- 434
- 00:27:02,032 --> 00:27:07,759
- Eh. It's nice, I guess, sure.
- I'm not really into 'things.'
- 435
- 00:27:10,124 --> 00:27:12,241
- Wow!
- This is so cool!
- 436
- 00:27:12,242 --> 00:27:14,606
- Oh my gosh,
- he's even got a helicopter!
- 437
- 00:27:14,607 --> 00:27:16,738
- This is the best!
- 438
- 00:27:16,739 --> 00:27:19,064
- Yes, the best.
- 439
- 00:27:19,065 --> 00:27:21,444
- - All right, let's go home now.
- - Home? Why?
- 440
- 00:27:21,445 --> 00:27:25,119
- I don't know, this guy,
- with the mansion and the cars
- 441
- 00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:29,896
- and… all the hair,
- silky-smooth, luxurious hair.
- 442
- 00:27:29,897 --> 00:27:32,286
- I feel worse than
- I did before I came.
- 443
- 00:27:32,287 --> 00:27:35,090
- Oh, but he's your brother, Gru.
- Give this a chance.
- 444
- 00:27:35,091 --> 00:27:38,762
- Oh, I was thinking, while Gru and I
- catch up on some brother stuff,
- 445
- 00:27:38,787 --> 00:27:41,489
- you girls should go with Fritz.
- He has a surprise for you.
- 446
- 00:27:41,490 --> 00:27:42,746
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- - Awesome.
- 447
- 00:27:42,747 --> 00:27:44,051
- I love surprises!
- 448
- 00:27:44,052 --> 00:27:46,283
- Oh, this is perfect.
- Mother, daughter bonding time.
- 449
- 00:27:46,284 --> 00:27:48,622
- Let's do it.
- Woo-woo!
- 450
- 00:27:48,623 --> 00:27:50,984
- Bye!
- You boys have fun.
- 451
- 00:27:50,985 --> 00:27:54,220
- Ha ha ha!
- Whoopee!
- 452
- 00:27:56,549 --> 00:27:58,954
- Now you can be as evil
- as Balthazar Bratt
- 453
- 00:27:58,955 --> 00:28:01,434
- with the evil Bratt action figure,
- 454
- 00:28:01,435 --> 00:28:05,182
- featuring music activated
- Break Dance mode.
- 455
- 00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:09,481
- Also featuring bubble gum
- launching shoulder pads.
- 456
- 00:28:09,482 --> 00:28:13,522
- And the all new
- Mega Diamond Laser.
- 457
- 00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:16,723
- No more math!
- 458
- 00:28:16,724 --> 00:28:19,717
- I've been a bad boy!
- 459
- 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:23,587
- The Mega Diamond Laser does not
- actually incinerate books.
- 460
- 00:28:24,239 --> 00:28:29,564
- How could Hollywood cancel a show
- that produced toys like this, Clive?
- 461
- 00:28:29,687 --> 00:28:32,108
- Evil Bratt was a masterpiece.
- 462
- 00:28:32,109 --> 00:28:34,718
- Does no one value
- true art anymore?
- 463
- 00:28:34,719 --> 00:28:36,891
- It's a disgrace and a travesty, sir.
- 464
- 00:28:36,892 --> 00:28:40,857
- Well, now that I've got the diamond,
- it's payback time.
- 465
- 00:28:40,858 --> 00:28:44,768
- Oh, it's too bad Gru won't be
- around to try and stop me.
- 466
- 00:28:44,769 --> 00:28:47,386
- Oh, wait! No, it's not!
- I hate that tweeb!
- 467
- 00:28:47,411 --> 00:28:49,339
- And you, Hollywood!
- 468
- 00:28:49,340 --> 00:28:52,573
- This time, I'm canceling you!
- 469
- 00:28:52,574 --> 00:28:56,029
- And all the losers
- who rejected me!
- 470
- 00:28:56,030 --> 00:28:58,572
- Ha ha ha... !
- 471
- 00:29:01,124 --> 00:29:02,864
- Ooooo, piggy, piggy!
- 472
- 00:29:02,865 --> 00:29:06,400
- So how are things
- going for you, career-wise?
- 473
- 00:29:06,401 --> 00:29:08,227
- Ahhaaaaa… great.
- 474
- 00:29:08,228 --> 00:29:11,233
- So, so great.
- Crushing it.
- 475
- 00:29:11,234 --> 00:29:17,834
- Well, I've got something that I think
- you will find very interesting.
- 476
- 00:29:19,173 --> 00:29:21,823
- Hold on to your face, Brother.
- 477
- 00:29:26,426 --> 00:29:27,755
- Whaaaaaaaaaa!
- 478
- 00:29:27,756 --> 00:29:30,402
- Yee-haw!
- Ya ya!
- 479
- 00:29:30,403 --> 00:29:32,039
- Eh.
- What?
- 480
- 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:33,834
- Yee-haw!
- 481
- 00:29:39,297 --> 00:29:40,872
- Ow!
- 482
- 00:29:41,974 --> 00:29:44,475
- Huh? Ah!
- Salami!
- 483
- 00:29:44,969 --> 00:29:46,637
- Hey, I got Salami.
- 484
- 00:29:46,638 --> 00:29:48,499
- Ah, yes, yes.
- 485
- 00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:50,190
- It's Salami.
- 486
- 00:29:50,343 --> 00:29:53,640
- - Whoa. Whoa.
- - Come on, come on.
- 487
- 00:29:55,408 --> 00:29:57,584
- What is all this?
- 488
- 00:29:57,585 --> 00:30:02,529
- The pig farm was just a cover
- for the real family business.
- 489
- 00:30:04,272 --> 00:30:05,670
- Haha!
- Hey.
- 490
- 00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,768
- It's Gru with boobs!
- 491
- 00:30:08,602 --> 00:30:12,636
- Now, feast your eyes on…
- 492
- 00:30:12,637 --> 00:30:18,033
- Dad's lair!
- Ta-da!
- 493
- 00:30:18,034 --> 00:30:23,673
- Whoa whoa whoa, wait…
- So our dad was a villain?
- 494
- 00:30:23,674 --> 00:30:25,985
- No, no, no.
- Not just a villain.
- 495
- 00:30:25,986 --> 00:30:29,572
- But one of the greatest
- of all time!
- 496
- 00:30:29,573 --> 00:30:33,840
- He was known
- as the Bald terror.
- 497
- 00:30:33,841 --> 00:30:37,049
- That's him?
- Our dad?
- 498
- 00:30:37,050 --> 00:30:41,316
- He was so proud of you.
- And what a great villain you were.
- 499
- 00:30:41,317 --> 00:30:42,700
- He was?
- 500
- 00:30:42,701 --> 00:30:46,047
- But me…
- not so much
- 501
- 00:30:46,048 --> 00:30:51,681
- To Dad, I was just a failure.
- 502
- 00:30:51,682 --> 00:30:54,674
- He never thought I had
- what it took to be a villain.
- 503
- 00:30:54,675 --> 00:30:58,542
- But now you can help me
- prove him wrong.
- 504
- 00:30:58,543 --> 00:31:03,534
- Brother, teach me the art of villainy!
- 505
- 00:31:04,815 --> 00:31:08,073
- No. No, no, no.
- I can't do that.
- 506
- 00:31:08,074 --> 00:31:13,041
- What? But it's our family tradition!
- You can't say no to that!
- 507
- 00:31:13,042 --> 00:31:16,593
- Look, I'm sorry.
- I've left that life behind me.
- 508
- 00:31:16,594 --> 00:31:19,267
- - End of story.
- - Oh.
- 509
- 00:31:19,907 --> 00:31:22,397
- Okay.
- I understand.
- 510
- 00:31:22,398 --> 00:31:25,325
- Hmmm…
- I wonder what this does?
- 511
- 00:31:25,683 --> 00:31:26,612
- Huh?
- 512
- 00:31:26,613 --> 00:31:27,769
- Help.
- Help!
- 513
- 00:31:27,770 --> 00:31:28,945
- No no no...
- 514
- 00:31:28,946 --> 00:31:31,968
- - Aaah!
- - Aah!
- 515
- 00:31:41,650 --> 00:31:43,043
- Holey moley!
- 516
- 00:31:43,044 --> 00:31:48,020
- Dad's villain wheels.
- Pretty slick, huh?
- 517
- 00:31:48,021 --> 00:31:50,444
- Hey, you want to
- take her out for a spin?
- 518
- 00:31:50,445 --> 00:31:52,727
- Just for some fun?
- 519
- 00:31:53,448 --> 00:31:55,891
- Hmmmmm…
- 520
- 00:31:56,323 --> 00:32:00,052
- Woo-hoo!
- 521
- 00:32:00,739 --> 00:32:02,509
- Look out!
- Whoa! Whoa!
- 522
- 00:32:02,510 --> 00:32:05,136
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
- 523
- 00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:07,777
- What a beautiful day!
- 524
- 00:32:07,778 --> 00:32:12,253
- Zero to 400 in 3 seconds.
- Able to withstand a nuclear blast,
- 525
- 00:32:12,254 --> 00:32:14,637
- armed to the teeth!
- 526
- 00:32:15,786 --> 00:32:18,147
- Oh yeah.
- That's pretty nice.
- 527
- 00:32:18,148 --> 00:32:21,946
- - And it's a hybrid.
- - LOOK OUT!
- 528
- 00:32:42,558 --> 00:32:45,951
- Yeah!
- Help me!
- 529
- 00:32:47,543 --> 00:32:51,982
- I am not enjoying this...!
- 530
- 00:33:00,419 --> 00:33:02,636
- Whoa.
- What is going on here?
- 531
- 00:33:02,637 --> 00:33:06,580
- Welcome to the annual
- Freedonian Cheese Festival!
- 532
- 00:33:06,581 --> 00:33:07,957
- Go!
- 533
- 00:33:12,199 --> 00:33:16,111
- Ooo. Look. Look.
- Look at all the candies!
- 534
- 00:33:16,227 --> 00:33:18,053
- Whoa!
- 535
- 00:33:18,644 --> 00:33:21,343
- Lucy, can we get these please?
- 536
- 00:33:21,344 --> 00:33:24,010
- Okay, but only one each.
- I mean it.
- 537
- 00:33:24,011 --> 00:33:26,079
- - Awww.
- - Oh, man.
- 538
- 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,462
- No, I don't!
- Get as many as you want,
- 539
- 00:33:28,463 --> 00:33:29,931
- - I don't care!
- - Yay!
- 540
- 00:33:29,932 --> 00:33:31,006
- Awesome!
- 541
- 00:33:31,007 --> 00:33:33,168
- - Um.
- - What?
- 542
- 00:33:33,169 --> 00:33:36,549
- It's okay to tell them no
- sometimes, too, you know.
- 543
- 00:33:36,550 --> 00:33:38,184
- Moms need to be tough.
- 544
- 00:33:38,185 --> 00:33:40,061
- Right. Right, tough.
- Good one.
- 545
- 00:33:40,062 --> 00:33:43,714
- I can totally do that. You know,
- still figuring out this mom thing.
- 546
- 00:33:43,715 --> 00:33:46,408
- Getting my sea legs, matie!
- 547
- 00:33:46,661 --> 00:33:49,206
- It's a unicorn!
- 548
- 00:33:53,041 --> 00:33:56,626
- Can we go in there!
- Please please please please please?
- 549
- 00:33:58,559 --> 00:34:00,814
- Um, sure…
- Yeah.
- 550
- 00:34:00,815 --> 00:34:04,177
- But first, let's, um…
- ooh, look!
- 551
- 00:34:04,178 --> 00:34:08,959
- It's a traditional Freedonian dance!
- How amazing does that look?
- 552
- 00:34:10,991 --> 00:34:13,734
- Chee!
- I love this.
- 553
- 00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:17,151
- The little girls go and get
- the cheese from the little boys.
- 554
- 00:34:17,152 --> 00:34:19,215
- That's adorable.
- 555
- 00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:23,482
- Oh, look at that
- poor little guy.
- 556
- 00:34:23,483 --> 00:34:27,300
- With his little boots.
- Nobody picked him.
- 557
- 00:34:27,655 --> 00:34:29,809
- Margo, why don't you go up there?
- 558
- 00:34:29,810 --> 00:34:32,234
- - No way!
- - Okay.
- 559
- 00:34:32,301 --> 00:34:34,522
- Wait a minute.
- No.
- 560
- 00:34:34,523 --> 00:34:37,123
- Go take a bite of
- his cheese, young lady.
- 561
- 00:34:37,124 --> 00:34:38,453
- Right now.
- 562
- 00:34:38,454 --> 00:34:39,285
- What?
- 563
- 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,420
- I'm being tougher.
- You know, like you said.
- 564
- 00:34:41,421 --> 00:34:44,493
- No. I meant be tougher
- on them, not me.
- 565
- 00:34:44,494 --> 00:34:48,148
- Oh, come on, just do it.
- What's the worst that could happen?
- 566
- 00:34:50,569 --> 00:34:52,148
- Fine.
- 567
- 00:34:52,149 --> 00:34:53,927
- Huh!
- 568
- 00:34:56,164 --> 00:34:58,491
- Wow!
- 569
- 00:34:58,742 --> 00:35:01,153
- Hey there, I'm Margo.
- 570
- 00:35:01,154 --> 00:35:02,999
- Hello, Margo.
- 571
- 00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:07,620
- I am Niko.
- Would you like some of my cheese?
- 572
- 00:35:08,554 --> 00:35:09,741
- Hmmm...
- 573
- 00:35:09,742 --> 00:35:13,877
- Yes, yes, yes!
- Thank you, Margo! Thank you!
- 574
- 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:17,321
- BAM!
- I am a great mother.
- 575
- 00:35:17,346 --> 00:35:20,906
- Did you see that, girls?
- I lay down the...
- 576
- 00:35:20,931 --> 00:35:23,711
- Oh no…
- Where are they?
- 577
- 00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,462
- Agnes!
- Edith!
- 578
- 00:35:28,763 --> 00:35:30,341
- Hello.
- 579
- 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:36,028
- Uh, look!
- A unicorn horn!
- 580
- 00:35:37,799 --> 00:35:40,588
- My little brain
- is going to explode!
- 581
- 00:35:40,589 --> 00:35:43,455
- Ugh, Agnes.
- That's a fake.
- 582
- 00:35:43,456 --> 00:35:47,097
- Ohhhh, it's real alright.
- 583
- 00:35:47,098 --> 00:35:50,685
- That horn
- came from the Crooked Forest.
- 584
- 00:35:50,686 --> 00:35:56,227
- The only place on earth
- where unicorns still live.
- 585
- 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:04,574
- Laugh!
- Laugh, all of you!
- 586
- 00:36:05,102 --> 00:36:07,047
- They all think I'm crazy.
- 587
- 00:36:07,048 --> 00:36:10,467
- But I'm telling you,
- I saw one once.
- 588
- 00:36:10,468 --> 00:36:12,409
- With my own eye!
- 589
- 00:36:12,410 --> 00:36:15,868
- Wait, wait, wait…
- You saw a for-real, live unicorn?
- 590
- 00:36:15,869 --> 00:36:17,316
- What did it look like?
- 591
- 00:36:17,317 --> 00:36:19,435
- Did you pet it?
- Did it smell like candy?
- 592
- 00:36:19,436 --> 00:36:22,500
- Was it… fluffy?
- 593
- 00:36:22,501 --> 00:36:27,747
- It was so fluffy
- I thought I was going to die.
- 594
- 00:36:27,859 --> 00:36:30,550
- Do you think maybe
- I could find one, too?
- 595
- 00:36:30,594 --> 00:36:35,491
- They say if a maiden pure of heart
- goes into the Crooked Forest,
- 596
- 00:36:35,492 --> 00:36:41,862
- the unicorn will come…
- and be hers forever.
- 597
- 00:36:48,130 --> 00:36:49,913
- Agnes!
- 598
- 00:36:55,057 --> 00:36:56,668
- Goal!
- 599
- 00:36:56,919 --> 00:36:58,568
- Excuse me!
- 600
- 00:36:58,866 --> 00:37:01,090
- Girls!
- Don't worry, I'm here!
- 601
- 00:37:01,091 --> 00:37:02,876
- Are you okay?
- 602
- 00:37:02,892 --> 00:37:06,119
- Yeah, we're fine.
- Are you?
- 603
- 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:12,484
- Unicorns are really real!
- And I'm gonna find one!!
- 604
- 00:37:12,485 --> 00:37:15,128
- Sorry, I went a little
- mama bear on you.
- 605
- 00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:17,076
- You know, I heard a scream and…
- 606
- 00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:19,145
- yeah, okay.
- Have a good one!
- 607
- 00:37:23,346 --> 00:37:25,425
- - Wait for me here!
- - Don't.
- 608
- 00:37:25,426 --> 00:37:28,722
- Stop that! Ow!
- You kicked me.
- 609
- 00:37:29,927 --> 00:37:32,800
- Hey! Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 610
- 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:34,913
- Did you just steal candies?
- 611
- 00:37:34,914 --> 00:37:35,590
- Yes!
- 612
- 00:37:35,591 --> 00:37:38,861
- That was a lot of
- effort for two lollipops.
- 613
- 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:45,101
- Oh no!
- The police!
- 614
- 00:37:45,102 --> 00:37:47,172
- What do we do?
- What do we do?
- 615
- 00:37:47,173 --> 00:37:50,707
- Come on!
- This is going to be fun!
- 616
- 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:02,954
- The police are going to get us!
- I'm freaking out!
- 617
- 00:38:02,955 --> 00:38:04,643
- Brakes!
- 618
- 00:38:06,789 --> 00:38:08,497
- Cops!
- 619
- 00:38:23,706 --> 00:38:25,872
- Whoa, they're back!
- 620
- 00:38:49,928 --> 00:38:52,156
- Man, that was crazy!
- 621
- 00:38:52,157 --> 00:38:54,801
- - We're so close to getting busted.
- - Tell me about it.
- 622
- 00:38:54,802 --> 00:38:57,739
- I thought you were
- going to pee your pants!
- 623
- 00:38:57,740 --> 00:39:00,843
- - I did!
- - You did!
- 624
- 00:39:07,311 --> 00:39:10,038
- Mel, food...
- 625
- 00:39:11,270 --> 00:39:13,447
- Ugh. Hey, Mel.
- Hold on a sec.
- 626
- 00:39:13,448 --> 00:39:14,897
- We're tired, cold, and hungry.
- 627
- 00:39:14,898 --> 00:39:17,107
- - Mel, hungry.
- - Mel, hungry.
- 628
- 00:39:17,395 --> 00:39:20,647
- It's pizza. Over there.
- Our food, spaghetti!
- 629
- 00:39:20,924 --> 00:39:24,081
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 630
- 00:39:26,082 --> 00:39:28,632
- Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
- 631
- 00:39:28,633 --> 00:39:30,752
- Hey!
- What are you doing?
- 632
- 00:39:30,753 --> 00:39:33,389
- Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 633
- 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:41,497
- Stop!
- Hey, you! Don't move!
- 634
- 00:39:41,498 --> 00:39:42,879
- Halt!
- 635
- 00:39:48,407 --> 00:39:50,211
- Call for backup!
- 636
- 00:39:50,212 --> 00:39:53,288
- Come on. Come on.
- Let's go, keep going.
- 637
- 00:39:55,671 --> 00:39:57,092
- What's this?
- 638
- 00:40:07,826 --> 00:40:10,361
- Happy? It's on you.
- Do something.
- 639
- 00:40:10,362 --> 00:40:13,656
- No, no, no.
- No, no, no.
- 640
- 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,721
- Get 'em!
- Go! Go!
- 641
- 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,220
- Hey, you!
- Freeze!
- 642
- 00:41:33,221 --> 00:41:34,917
- Don't move!
- 643
- 00:41:35,684 --> 00:41:37,783
- Hands in the air!
- 644
- 00:41:45,046 --> 00:41:48,823
- Face it, Gru.
- Villainy is in your blood.
- 645
- 00:41:48,824 --> 00:41:51,833
- You can't tell me you don't
- miss the rush. A little?
- 646
- 00:41:51,834 --> 00:41:54,923
- Well…
- Yeah, maybe a little.
- 647
- 00:41:54,924 --> 00:41:57,692
- And now you've got a chance
- to get back on top.
- 648
- 00:41:57,693 --> 00:42:00,538
- Get your mojo back.
- Become Gru again!
- 649
- 00:42:00,539 --> 00:42:03,602
- How awesome would that be?
- 650
- 00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:09,314
- Oh please, come on,
- just one heist.
- 651
- 00:42:09,315 --> 00:42:13,245
- There's got to be something
- out there, somewhere,
- 652
- 00:42:13,246 --> 00:42:16,695
- that you still want to steal.
- 653
- 00:42:18,350 --> 00:42:21,726
- Hmmmm…
- There is something.
- 654
- 00:42:21,727 --> 00:42:27,936
- How about we steal
- the largest diamond in the world?
- 655
- 00:42:27,937 --> 00:42:30,914
- Yes!
- I love it!
- 656
- 00:42:31,075 --> 00:42:32,611
- Oh, thank you, Brother!
- 657
- 00:42:32,612 --> 00:42:35,870
- Thank you from the
- bottom of my heart!
- 658
- 00:42:37,855 --> 00:42:41,074
- Oh! You know what?
- We should do something to celebrate.
- 659
- 00:42:41,075 --> 00:42:45,536
- Ohhhh.
- I've got the perfect idea.
- 660
- 00:42:47,991 --> 00:42:49,291
- Fritz, my good fellow.
- 661
- 00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:51,101
- Could you get me
- another napkin, please?
- 662
- 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:53,767
- Oh yes, of course, Miss Edith.
- 663
- 00:43:00,659 --> 00:43:02,268
- Hey, where are Gru and Dru?
- 664
- 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:04,713
- Here we are!
- 665
- 00:43:04,714 --> 00:43:06,792
- How's it going?
- 666
- 00:43:07,604 --> 00:43:09,435
- It's me, Gru.
- 667
- 00:43:09,436 --> 00:43:12,157
- And me, Dru.
- 668
- 00:43:12,327 --> 00:43:16,435
- I hug everybody whether
- they like it or not.
- 669
- 00:43:16,436 --> 00:43:19,305
- Why are they pretending
- to be each other?
- 670
- 00:43:19,501 --> 00:43:20,596
- Oh!
- 671
- 00:43:20,597 --> 00:43:23,901
- What's for dinner?
- I probably won't like it.
- 672
- 00:43:23,902 --> 00:43:26,816
- I'm so grumpy all the time!
- 673
- 00:43:26,817 --> 00:43:29,115
- Hey!
- I laugh a lot!
- 674
- 00:43:29,116 --> 00:43:31,923
- And I'm kind of an idiot!
- 675
- 00:43:41,376 --> 00:43:43,250
- Oh, a bust in the gut.
- 676
- 00:43:43,251 --> 00:43:47,437
- Look at them!
- They had no idea!
- 677
- 00:43:47,438 --> 00:43:49,022
- Total burn.
- 678
- 00:43:49,023 --> 00:43:51,127
- Oh, look,
- it's me...Gru!
- 679
- 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:54,617
- And I'm Dru!
- We switched places!
- 680
- 00:43:54,618 --> 00:43:57,032
- Awww. It's so nice to see
- you two are getting along
- 681
- 00:43:57,033 --> 00:44:00,617
- - Oh, we're getting...
- - Along perfectly.
- 682
- 00:44:00,618 --> 00:44:02,130
- - Wait. Did we...
- - Just finish...
- 683
- 00:44:02,131 --> 00:44:03,152
- - Each...
- - Other's...
- 684
- 00:44:03,153 --> 00:44:04,801
- - Sentences?
- - Sentences?
- 685
- 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:08,181
- Aw, that's delightful.
- Not creepy at all.
- 686
- 00:44:08,182 --> 00:44:09,639
- And you're gonna stop now,
- though, right?
- 687
- 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,921
- Sorry, it's a twin thing.
- 688
- 00:44:11,922 --> 00:44:13,495
- Uh-huh.
- 689
- 00:44:13,496 --> 00:44:17,350
- So...
- what did you guys do today?
- 690
- 00:44:17,351 --> 00:44:19,336
- - Nothing!
- - Nothing!
- 691
- 00:44:19,464 --> 00:44:20,582
- Okay.
- What is it...
- 692
- 00:44:20,583 --> 00:44:22,147
- All done!
- 693
- 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:23,390
- Pardon me!
- 694
- 00:44:23,391 --> 00:44:25,372
- Out of the way!
- Good night, everybody!
- 695
- 00:44:25,373 --> 00:44:27,947
- Hey, hey, hey, put the brakes on.
- What's the rush?
- 696
- 00:44:27,948 --> 00:44:30,755
- I need to go to bed so I can
- wake up and find a unicorn!
- 697
- 00:44:30,756 --> 00:44:32,537
- Good night!
- 698
- 00:44:33,873 --> 00:44:35,352
- What was that about?
- 699
- 00:44:35,353 --> 00:44:39,253
- Agnes thinks she's going to find
- a real unicorn in the woods tomorrow.
- 700
- 00:44:39,254 --> 00:44:41,438
- She's totally freaking out.
- 701
- 00:44:41,439 --> 00:44:43,835
- I feel like someone got's to
- tell her the truth.…
- 702
- 00:44:43,836 --> 00:44:45,188
- Not it!
- 703
- 00:44:45,189 --> 00:44:46,876
- Ohhh, don't worry.
- 704
- 00:44:46,901 --> 00:44:50,160
- Parenting 101.
- I've got this.
- 705
- 00:44:51,704 --> 00:44:55,012
- Ummm… And please bless that
- when I find the unicorn,
- 706
- 00:44:55,013 --> 00:44:58,058
- he'll want to come home with me.
- And sleep in my room.
- 707
- 00:44:58,059 --> 00:45:01,331
- And that I can ride him
- to school every day.
- 708
- 00:45:01,332 --> 00:45:05,030
- And he will use his magical powers
- to help me do math.
- 709
- 00:45:05,031 --> 00:45:06,551
- Amen.
- 710
- 00:45:08,697 --> 00:45:10,774
- Oh.
- Hi, Gru.
- 711
- 00:45:11,113 --> 00:45:15,144
- Hey.
- So… big day tomorrow.
- 712
- 00:45:15,145 --> 00:45:17,812
- Yeah, I'm finally going to
- get to see a unicorn!
- 713
- 00:45:17,813 --> 00:45:19,532
- For reals.
- 714
- 00:45:19,645 --> 00:45:22,724
- If I do, can I bring it home,
- please?
- 715
- 00:45:22,725 --> 00:45:24,855
- Ohhh.
- Yeah, sure.
- 716
- 00:45:24,856 --> 00:45:27,718
- Tell you what,
- every unicorn you find,
- 717
- 00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:29,498
- you can bring it home.
- 718
- 00:45:29,499 --> 00:45:32,957
- I'd better build a big pen, right?
- 719
- 00:45:33,377 --> 00:45:35,979
- But you know…
- 720
- 00:45:36,004 --> 00:45:39,817
- there's a chance that
- you might not find one.
- 721
- 00:45:40,181 --> 00:45:41,694
- Huh?
- 722
- 00:45:42,159 --> 00:45:43,363
- I'm...
- 723
- 00:45:43,364 --> 00:45:48,158
- It might not be good
- unicorn finding weather.
- 724
- 00:45:49,314 --> 00:45:50,500
- Umm.
- 725
- 00:45:50,501 --> 00:45:53,873
- They're tricky to find them…
- 726
- 00:45:53,874 --> 00:45:55,859
- and I don't know…
- 727
- 00:45:55,860 --> 00:46:05,351
- Maybe, just...
- maybe unicorns don't really ex...
- 728
- 00:46:05,631 --> 00:46:10,722
- ...explore that part of the woods.
- 729
- 00:46:12,637 --> 00:46:14,948
- But the man said
- 730
- 00:46:14,949 --> 00:46:18,146
- a maiden could find one
- if she was pure of heart.
- 731
- 00:46:18,147 --> 00:46:21,128
- And I'm pure of heart, right?
- 732
- 00:46:21,567 --> 00:46:23,694
- The purest.
- 733
- 00:46:27,532 --> 00:46:31,043
- Can we stop talking now?
- I need to get to sleep.
- 734
- 00:46:31,044 --> 00:46:32,688
- Goodnight, sweetie.
- 735
- 00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:34,777
- Goodnight, Gru.
- 736
- 00:46:35,371 --> 00:46:41,210
- Unicorns I love them.
- Unicorns I love them.
- 737
- 00:46:41,211 --> 00:46:43,510
- Huh!
- Aaaah!
- 738
- 00:46:44,913 --> 00:46:46,805
- I'm okay.
- 739
- 00:46:53,636 --> 00:46:54,779
- Uh.
- 740
- 00:46:54,780 --> 00:46:56,752
- Hey!
- Give that back!
- 741
- 00:46:56,753 --> 00:46:58,145
- Huh?
- Come on!
- 742
- 00:46:58,146 --> 00:47:00,665
- Guys!
- Don't leave me!
- 743
- 00:47:01,443 --> 00:47:03,757
- Oh, no!
- Run!
- 744
- 00:47:28,897 --> 00:47:31,404
- We've been waiting a long time.
- 745
- 00:47:31,479 --> 00:47:33,094
- No. No.
- Ow!
- 746
- 00:47:33,095 --> 00:47:34,591
- No.
- Please, don't.
- 747
- 00:47:34,592 --> 00:47:35,967
- Huh!
- 748
- 00:47:36,383 --> 00:47:38,082
- Gru?
- 749
- 00:48:00,243 --> 00:48:03,302
- My plane... broke.
- 750
- 00:48:11,659 --> 00:48:13,230
- Oh.
- 751
- 00:48:14,529 --> 00:48:15,812
- Uh?
- 752
- 00:48:15,813 --> 00:48:17,275
- Huh!
- 753
- 00:48:27,162 --> 00:48:28,826
- Buddies, I've decided.
- 754
- 00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:33,456
- We're going back to Gru.
- We're going back to Gru!
- 755
- 00:48:38,192 --> 00:48:41,989
- Because I'm training for
- the big day,
- 756
- 00:48:41,990 --> 00:48:44,692
- nobody's gonna stop me
- 757
- 00:48:44,717 --> 00:48:50,455
- 'cause I am super sassy.
- Super sassy. Super sassy.
- 758
- 00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,540
- What's today's plan, boss?
- 759
- 00:48:52,541 --> 00:48:54,236
- What's the plan?
- 760
- 00:48:54,237 --> 00:48:56,515
- Silly robot.
- I'll show you the plan.
- 761
- 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:59,620
- Time to watch a very
- special episode of Evil Bratt
- 762
- 00:48:59,621 --> 00:49:03,730
- to see exactly what I'm going
- to do to stupid Tinseltown.
- 763
- 00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:08,145
- This week on Evil Bratt.
- 764
- 00:49:09,298 --> 00:49:14,825
- It's a giant Evil Bratt robot!
- Open fire!
- 765
- 00:49:19,152 --> 00:49:22,909
- Nice try, coppers.
- Chew on this!
- 766
- 00:49:25,056 --> 00:49:29,423
- He's shooting his super sticky
- self inflating gum!
- 767
- 00:49:29,598 --> 00:49:31,431
- Run!
- 768
- 00:49:31,749 --> 00:49:34,459
- Gum one!
- Gum all!
- 769
- 00:49:36,086 --> 00:49:37,511
- Gum one.
- Gum all.
- 770
- 00:49:37,512 --> 00:49:41,351
- Seriously, how did this show
- never win an Emmy?
- 771
- 00:49:43,305 --> 00:49:48,118
- And now, it's your turn
- to shine, my diamond!
- 772
- 00:49:59,209 --> 00:50:00,225
- Hey, Clive.
- 773
- 00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:04,832
- I guess you can say our plan
- was... out of this world.
- 774
- 00:50:08,379 --> 00:50:10,719
- Now that's entertainment.
- 775
- 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:13,853
- Come on.
- Let's make it a reality.
- 776
- 00:50:16,970 --> 00:50:20,507
- Here we are, in the dark
- and creepy Crooked Forest,
- 777
- 00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:22,740
- in search of the
- mythical unicorn.
- 778
- 00:50:22,741 --> 00:50:24,251
- For some reason.
- 779
- 00:50:24,252 --> 00:50:27,663
- And here she is,
- the fearless unicorn hunter, seeking the...
- 780
- 00:50:27,664 --> 00:50:29,172
- Edith, stop it!
- 781
- 00:50:29,197 --> 00:50:31,430
- You're gonna scare away the unicorn!
- 782
- 00:50:31,431 --> 00:50:33,885
- If somehow we actually
- find a unicorn,
- 783
- 00:50:33,886 --> 00:50:35,868
- I'm gonna film it
- and get rich.
- 784
- 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,948
- Look over there!
- 785
- 00:50:37,994 --> 00:50:40,067
- Wooah!
- 786
- 00:50:40,251 --> 00:50:43,168
- This is it!
- This is where we're gonna see it!
- 787
- 00:50:43,437 --> 00:50:46,628
- Unicorns, here we come.
- 788
- 00:50:46,629 --> 00:50:47,619
- What's that for?
- 789
- 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,642
- Bait.
- Duh.
- 790
- 00:50:49,643 --> 00:50:51,281
- Come on!
- 791
- 00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:55,919
- Now all we have
- to do is wait.
- 792
- 00:50:59,496 --> 00:51:01,244
- Okay.
- This is Bratt's lair.
- 793
- 00:51:01,245 --> 00:51:03,325
- It may not look like much,
- but this place is armed
- 794
- 00:51:03,326 --> 00:51:06,497
- with some of the most high-tech
- weaponry known to man.
- 795
- 00:51:06,498 --> 00:51:08,684
- It's considered impenetrable.
- 796
- 00:51:08,685 --> 00:51:11,750
- But a piece of cake for us,
- right, Brother?
- 797
- 00:51:11,751 --> 00:51:16,201
- This is not like stealing lollipops.
- 798
- 00:51:17,103 --> 00:51:19,303
- Whoa!
- 799
- 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:25,895
- This security system can detect
- an air assault from any direction.
- 800
- 00:51:27,152 --> 00:51:28,747
- No!
- Ouch!
- 801
- 00:51:28,748 --> 00:51:30,333
- No!
- Ouch!
- 802
- 00:51:30,334 --> 00:51:33,224
- Please! Stop!
- Ouch!
- 803
- 00:51:34,084 --> 00:51:37,714
- So we'll have to approach low
- and close to the water.
- 804
- 00:51:37,715 --> 00:51:39,094
- Next.
- 805
- 00:51:40,589 --> 00:51:42,914
- Then there are these deadly spikes.
- 806
- 00:51:42,915 --> 00:51:45,820
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Geronimo!
- 807
- 00:51:45,845 --> 00:51:50,654
- Covered with enough poison
- to blow your mind... literally.
- 808
- 00:51:50,655 --> 00:51:52,674
- Ouch!
- Ha ha ha ha ha!
- 809
- 00:51:52,675 --> 00:51:54,147
- Ah...
- Good to know.
- 810
- 00:51:54,148 --> 00:51:55,386
- So here's the plan.
- 811
- 00:51:55,387 --> 00:51:58,513
- You're the getaway driver.
- 812
- 00:51:58,514 --> 00:51:59,978
- So you'll wait in the boat.
- 813
- 00:51:59,979 --> 00:52:02,185
- Wait, hold on.
- Wait in the boat?
- 814
- 00:52:02,186 --> 00:52:06,030
- But... I want to be
- in on the actions!
- 815
- 00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:10,466
- Dru, the getaway driver is the
- most crucial part of any plan.
- 816
- 00:52:10,467 --> 00:52:15,047
- Do you know how hard it is
- doing nothing, touching nothing,
- 817
- 00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:18,138
- with all of the adrenaline
- coursing through your veins…
- 818
- 00:52:18,139 --> 00:52:19,877
- and you must wait.
- 819
- 00:52:19,878 --> 00:52:21,713
- Can I count on you?
- 820
- 00:52:21,738 --> 00:52:22,819
- Well...
- 821
- 00:52:22,844 --> 00:52:24,690
- I guess so…
- 822
- 00:52:24,691 --> 00:52:28,512
- So... I'll climb up the cube
- and enter here.
- 823
- 00:52:28,513 --> 00:52:31,134
- Then once I'm inside,
- I'll find the diamond.
- 824
- 00:52:31,135 --> 00:52:35,258
- I've underestimated Bratt before.
- It's not going to be easy.
- 825
- 00:52:35,259 --> 00:52:38,134
- I think we can handle it.
- 826
- 00:52:40,007 --> 00:52:43,825
- Dad's villain suits!
- This will make us unstoppable.
- 827
- 00:52:43,826 --> 00:52:46,112
- Whoa.
- Ay, chihuahua!
- 828
- 00:52:46,113 --> 00:52:48,068
- I call the black one!
- 829
- 00:52:50,296 --> 00:52:53,223
- It's go time!
- 830
- 00:53:02,925 --> 00:53:05,504
- Hello.
- Oh, hi.
- 831
- 00:53:05,505 --> 00:53:08,620
- Hello, mother of Margo.
- I am Niko.
- 832
- 00:53:08,621 --> 00:53:13,715
- I present you with pig to confirm
- my engagement to your daughter.
- 833
- 00:53:16,021 --> 00:53:17,561
- - Hey, what now?
- - What's going on?
- 834
- 00:53:17,562 --> 00:53:19,054
- Remember, little boots?
- 835
- 00:53:19,055 --> 00:53:22,480
- - Hello, my schmoopsie poo.
- - Whoa! Hey!
- 836
- 00:53:22,481 --> 00:53:25,067
- He seems to think you're engaged.
- 837
- 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:27,726
- What?
- We're not engaged!
- 838
- 00:53:27,727 --> 00:53:30,808
- Look, Niko.
- You seem like a very nice boy
- 839
- 00:53:30,809 --> 00:53:32,355
- With a very nice pig.
- 840
- 00:53:32,356 --> 00:53:34,902
- Uh, but you're not engaged.
- 841
- 00:53:35,364 --> 00:53:37,981
- Okay?
- It's not happening.
- 842
- 00:53:38,006 --> 00:53:41,067
- I understand.
- Who was I kidding?
- 843
- 00:53:41,068 --> 00:53:45,148
- A dumpling like me with
- a goddess like you?
- 844
- 00:53:45,149 --> 00:53:49,517
- But I promise:
- I will never forget you, Margo.
- 845
- 00:53:49,518 --> 00:53:51,160
- Never.
- 846
- 00:53:52,284 --> 00:53:54,980
- Oh, I'm pretty sure
- I won't forget you, either.
- 847
- 00:53:54,981 --> 00:53:57,317
- Bye.
- Bye, Niko.
- 848
- 00:53:57,318 --> 00:53:59,824
- Wow, that was crazy!
- Wooo!
- 849
- 00:53:59,825 --> 00:54:02,063
- That was totally humiliating!
- 850
- 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:05,306
- Taking a bite of that cheese was
- the stupidest thing I've ever done.
- 851
- 00:54:05,307 --> 00:54:06,726
- Why did I listen to you?
- 852
- 00:54:06,727 --> 00:54:09,143
- Right, but it's over now, so...
- 853
- 00:54:09,144 --> 00:54:12,133
- Ugh, here we go.
- Niko...
- 854
- 00:54:12,604 --> 00:54:16,267
- You!
- You refuse my son's engagement pig?
- 855
- 00:54:16,268 --> 00:54:16,895
- What?
- 856
- 00:54:16,896 --> 00:54:22,325
- May you and your daughter die
- a slow death and be buried with onions!
- 857
- 00:54:24,179 --> 00:54:25,909
- Alright, lady.
- That's it!
- 858
- 00:54:25,910 --> 00:54:31,336
- Nobody... nobody! ...curses my daughter!
- You got that?
- 859
- 00:54:31,337 --> 00:54:34,269
- Because if you mess with Margo,
- you mess with me!
- 860
- 00:54:34,294 --> 00:54:38,846
- And I promise, you do not
- want to mess with me!
- 861
- 00:54:38,871 --> 00:54:41,232
- Do you understand me?
- 862
- 00:54:41,233 --> 00:54:42,369
- Yes, yes.
- 863
- 00:54:42,370 --> 00:54:45,474
- Good.
- Now, GET!
- 864
- 00:54:48,429 --> 00:54:51,550
- Look, Margo.
- I think we just need to... Oh.
- 865
- 00:54:54,846 --> 00:54:56,166
- Yes!
- 866
- 00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:58,754
- Oh!
- I've to tell Gru!
- 867
- 00:55:14,502 --> 00:55:17,192
- - Can we go back now?
- - Already?
- 868
- 00:55:17,193 --> 00:55:18,921
- Just a couple more hours!
- 869
- 00:55:18,922 --> 00:55:21,607
- We have to be home
- before it gets dark.
- 870
- 00:55:22,271 --> 00:55:24,301
- I don't understand.
- 871
- 00:55:24,302 --> 00:55:26,644
- I did exactly
- what the man said.
- 872
- 00:55:26,645 --> 00:55:30,091
- You mean that one-eyed, scar-faced man
- that everybody laughed at?
- 873
- 00:55:30,092 --> 00:55:32,313
- Yeah.
- It makes no sense.
- 874
- 00:55:32,314 --> 00:55:35,201
- - Look, Agnes, maybe we're not...
- - Huh!
- 875
- 00:55:46,350 --> 00:55:49,944
- My whole life has been
- building to this moment!
- 876
- 00:55:55,597 --> 00:55:56,851
- Um.
- It's a...
- 877
- 00:55:56,852 --> 00:55:58,861
- Unicorn!
- 878
- 00:56:00,494 --> 00:56:02,812
- I can't believe it!
- 879
- 00:56:03,037 --> 00:56:05,817
- I'm gonna name you Lucky!
- 880
- 00:56:05,818 --> 00:56:09,156
- Oh, Lucky, stop it...
- 881
- 00:56:10,003 --> 00:56:13,160
- Yeah.
- I'll let someone else burst her bubble.
- 882
- 00:56:19,592 --> 00:56:23,223
- Look at us!
- Two brothers pulling a heist.
- 883
- 00:56:23,248 --> 00:56:28,989
- And that diamond will make us
- the richest, most powerful villains in the world!
- 884
- 00:56:28,990 --> 00:56:30,697
- Right, Brother?
- 885
- 00:56:31,586 --> 00:56:34,857
- Right.
- Yeah. Yeah...
- 886
- 00:56:36,431 --> 00:56:40,332
- Bravo! Bravissimo!
- You're amazing!
- 887
- 00:56:40,357 --> 00:56:42,776
- I'm so sorry. I'm so embarrassed.
- I was very rude.
- 888
- 00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:45,010
- - And you were always such a gentleman.
- - You did it! You did it!
- 889
- 00:56:45,011 --> 00:56:47,116
- You got our jobs back.
- 890
- 00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:55,531
- What? Oh yeah.
- Right. Sure.
- 891
- 00:56:55,532 --> 00:56:57,515
- Oh look, we're here!
- 892
- 00:57:04,207 --> 00:57:06,660
- I'm going in.
- Take the wheel.
- 893
- 00:57:06,661 --> 00:57:09,015
- I still don't see
- why I can't go with you.
- 894
- 00:57:09,040 --> 00:57:10,801
- Hey.
- Hey, we discussed this.
- 895
- 00:57:10,802 --> 00:57:13,280
- Now is not the time
- to mess with the plan.
- 896
- 00:57:13,281 --> 00:57:15,268
- Fine...
- 897
- 00:57:28,403 --> 00:57:30,218
- - Hey, brother.
- - What?
- 898
- 00:57:30,219 --> 00:57:32,775
- I told you, you were
- supposed to stay with the boat!
- 899
- 00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,902
- Oh, I didn't think
- you meant that literally.
- 900
- 00:57:35,903 --> 00:57:38,522
- What other way
- could I have meant it?
- 901
- 00:57:38,927 --> 00:57:42,227
- Alright. Let's move.
- Just follow my lead.
- 902
- 00:57:42,228 --> 00:57:43,975
- Got it.
- 903
- 00:57:47,174 --> 00:57:49,364
- Help me!
- Ow! Ow! Ow!
- 904
- 00:57:49,365 --> 00:57:51,409
- Oh no!
- The poison spikes!
- 905
- 00:57:51,410 --> 00:57:54,273
- Oh, I'm gonna be impaled!
- 906
- 00:57:55,949 --> 00:57:58,484
- Ha ha!
- I'm okay!
- 907
- 00:57:58,624 --> 00:58:00,521
- I miss the Minions.
- 908
- 00:58:00,546 --> 00:58:02,065
- Come on!
- 909
- 00:58:07,759 --> 00:58:09,540
- Coming.
- 910
- 00:58:15,081 --> 00:58:16,784
- Coming.
- 911
- 00:58:21,036 --> 00:58:22,633
- Come on.
- 912
- 00:58:28,101 --> 00:58:29,832
- It's a scanning device!
- 913
- 00:58:29,833 --> 00:58:32,153
- Quick... camouflage mode.
- 914
- 00:58:32,323 --> 00:58:34,324
- Freeze!
- And close your eyes.
- 915
- 00:58:34,325 --> 00:58:36,337
- And cover your mouth!
- 916
- 00:58:41,903 --> 00:58:44,103
- Okay.
- Take my hand!
- 917
- 00:59:06,990 --> 00:59:10,135
- Ha ha.
- Follow me!
- 918
- 00:59:26,527 --> 00:59:28,022
- Ha ha.
- 919
- 00:59:33,127 --> 00:59:35,152
- Look out!
- 920
- 00:59:38,826 --> 00:59:42,178
- You're right.
- I should've stay in the boat.
- 921
- 00:59:42,179 --> 00:59:45,021
- My stomach feels all queasy.
- 922
- 00:59:45,022 --> 00:59:49,061
- I shouldn't have eaten
- that hot pie.
- 923
- 00:59:49,239 --> 00:59:51,594
- Hey. Hey.
- Relax.
- 924
- 00:59:51,619 --> 00:59:55,660
- You're going to be just fine.
- I got your back.
- 925
- 01:00:01,778 --> 01:00:03,745
- Come on, this way.
- 926
- 01:00:05,493 --> 01:00:07,406
- Gru would take this.
- Gru would take that.
- 927
- 01:00:07,407 --> 01:00:08,831
- Go, go, go!
- 928
- 01:00:08,856 --> 01:00:10,670
- Eh.
- Peter, that way.
- 929
- 01:00:10,701 --> 01:00:12,564
- Oh, okay, okay.
- 930
- 01:00:33,634 --> 01:00:35,512
- Go, go.
- Go, go, go!
- 931
- 01:00:48,087 --> 01:00:50,184
- Huh?
- Hey, come back.
- 932
- 01:01:00,043 --> 01:01:03,537
- Hello. Hello.
- Hello.
- 933
- 01:01:09,965 --> 01:01:11,813
- You jacket is located
- within easy reach.
- 934
- 01:01:11,838 --> 01:01:14,858
- Inflate your jacket by pulling the toggle.
- Like this...
- 935
- 01:01:14,883 --> 01:01:17,384
- Thank you for your attention,
- enjoy your flight.
- 936
- 01:01:22,964 --> 01:01:26,322
- Straight ahead. Straight ahead.
- Straight ahead.
- 937
- 01:01:26,347 --> 01:01:27,440
- Left.
- 938
- 01:01:28,338 --> 01:01:31,077
- Bud-Buddy.
- Bud-Buddy!
- 939
- 01:01:31,491 --> 01:01:34,716
- Buddy!!!
- 940
- 01:01:34,955 --> 01:01:36,725
- It looks like
- it's right above us.
- 941
- 01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:39,325
- Okay! What do I do?
- Should I wait in the vent?
- 942
- 01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:41,299
- No.
- Come with me.
- 943
- 01:01:56,363 --> 01:01:59,082
- Yes, I'd like to
- thank the Academy.
- 944
- 01:02:01,117 --> 01:02:02,737
- - I can...
- - No no no no no...
- 945
- 01:02:02,738 --> 01:02:05,205
- - Why? I can do it.
- - Don't, don't, don't!
- 946
- 01:02:05,206 --> 01:02:08,374
- Yes, yes, Molly Ringwald.
- I will take you to the prom.
- 947
- 01:02:08,375 --> 01:02:10,234
- What... Who…
- Where... What...
- 948
- 01:02:10,235 --> 01:02:12,143
- Who's there…?
- Who's there…?
- 949
- 01:02:19,119 --> 01:02:21,970
- Ninety nine red balloons...
- 950
- 01:02:21,971 --> 01:02:23,999
- Whoops!
- Almost forgot.
- 951
- 01:02:34,490 --> 01:02:37,010
- Shhh, shhh.
- Over here!
- 952
- 01:02:38,427 --> 01:02:40,165
- Stay close!
- 953
- 01:02:41,523 --> 01:02:44,330
- Huh!
- Whaaa...
- 954
- 01:02:44,355 --> 01:02:45,728
- Dolls.
- 955
- 01:02:45,729 --> 01:02:49,612
- Looks like Bratt was the only one
- stupid enough to buy this junk.
- 956
- 01:02:49,613 --> 01:02:52,761
- Oh.
- I used to have one of these!
- 957
- 01:02:52,762 --> 01:02:55,131
- Pew pew pew!
- 958
- 01:02:55,132 --> 01:02:58,023
- Aaah!
- Oww!
- 959
- 01:02:58,024 --> 01:03:00,443
- Hey! Shh!
- Come on!
- 960
- 01:03:07,799 --> 01:03:10,853
- Alright.
- We're getting close.
- 961
- 01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:15,444
- From now on, every move must be
- made with ultra precision and purpose.
- 962
- 01:03:17,023 --> 01:03:18,287
- Gum!
- 963
- 01:03:18,288 --> 01:03:19,720
- Focus!
- 964
- 01:03:19,721 --> 01:03:22,344
- We're after the diamond,
- not the bubble gum!
- 965
- 01:03:22,345 --> 01:03:24,210
- Ah, got it.
- 966
- 01:03:26,321 --> 01:03:28,502
- Mmm.
- Yum.
- 967
- 01:03:29,409 --> 01:03:31,075
- This way!
- 968
- 01:03:31,484 --> 01:03:34,991
- And now to put this
- where it belongs.
- 969
- 01:03:36,050 --> 01:03:36,883
- What?
- 970
- 01:03:36,908 --> 01:03:40,722
- Look at it, Clive.
- It's beautiful!
- 971
- 01:03:46,385 --> 01:03:49,551
- Will you please shut up?
- He's gonna spot us.
- 972
- 01:03:51,521 --> 01:03:55,181
- Spit it out! Spit it out!
- I told you not to touch anything!
- 973
- 01:03:58,072 --> 01:04:01,609
- Intruders! Intruders!
- Intruders!
- 974
- 01:04:03,309 --> 01:04:05,436
- Freeze, dipsticks!
- 975
- 01:04:05,437 --> 01:04:07,851
- Gru!
- There's two of you now?
- 976
- 01:04:07,876 --> 01:04:10,827
- Then this will be
- twice as much fun.
- 977
- 01:04:17,327 --> 01:04:19,607
- Aaaaah!
- Give me back my diamond!
- 978
- 01:04:19,632 --> 01:04:21,624
- Total lockdown!!
- 979
- 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:23,987
- Go get 'em, Bratt Pack!!
- 980
- 01:04:32,075 --> 01:04:35,367
- They're gonna get us!
- They're gonna get us!
- 981
- 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,462
- Run!
- 982
- 01:04:47,670 --> 01:04:48,953
- Oh no…
- 983
- 01:04:48,954 --> 01:04:52,117
- Oh no?
- What does that mean?
- 984
- 01:04:52,142 --> 01:04:55,168
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- ARE WE GONNA DIE??
- 985
- 01:04:55,193 --> 01:04:56,996
- WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
- 986
- 01:05:06,453 --> 01:05:07,872
- What?
- 987
- 01:05:08,159 --> 01:05:10,406
- Hey, guys.
- Hold on!
- 988
- 01:05:10,407 --> 01:05:12,514
- Lucy!
- 989
- 01:05:19,014 --> 01:05:21,815
- Thank you for saving us!
- Woo!
- 990
- 01:05:21,816 --> 01:05:24,357
- “Look! We got the diamond!
- And we're going to...
- 991
- 01:05:24,358 --> 01:05:28,099
- Take it to the AVL
- and get our jobs back!
- 992
- 01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:28,902
- Wait!
- 993
- 01:05:28,903 --> 01:05:30,520
- What?
- That's amazing!
- 994
- 01:05:30,521 --> 01:05:33,730
- And the best part is
- you are never ever
- 995
- 01:05:33,731 --> 01:05:37,691
- go behind my back
- ever again!
- 996
- 01:05:37,716 --> 01:05:40,738
- - Right, honeybear?
- - Yeah! Yeah! Right.
- 997
- 01:05:40,757 --> 01:05:42,577
- Lesson learned.
- 998
- 01:05:55,479 --> 01:05:58,086
- I'll get the girls and start packing
- and tell them the good news!
- 999
- 01:05:58,087 --> 01:06:00,300
- Ah, we're getting
- our jobs back, yeah!
- 1000
- 01:06:00,301 --> 01:06:02,978
- Yes. Yes.
- Go tell the girls.
- 1001
- 01:06:03,899 --> 01:06:04,665
- Dru.
- 1002
- 01:06:04,666 --> 01:06:07,779
- No. No way!
- We can't give the diamond back!
- 1003
- 01:06:07,780 --> 01:06:10,313
- - I have to.
- - No, you don't!
- 1004
- 01:06:10,314 --> 01:06:12,349
- - Yes, I do.
- - Give it.
- 1005
- 01:06:12,350 --> 01:06:13,747
- - No!
- - Give it!
- 1006
- 01:06:13,748 --> 01:06:15,664
- Ow!
- What is wrong with you?
- 1007
- 01:06:15,665 --> 01:06:16,991
- What is wrong with you?
- 1008
- 01:06:16,992 --> 01:06:17,952
- You kicked me!
- 1009
- 01:06:17,953 --> 01:06:19,393
- You-You lied to me.
- 1010
- 01:06:19,394 --> 01:06:21,356
- Hey.
- I would have told you the truth.
- 1011
- 01:06:21,357 --> 01:06:24,303
- But you're too much
- of a wimp to handle it.
- 1012
- 01:06:24,304 --> 01:06:25,818
- That's it, I'm out of here.
- 1013
- 01:06:25,819 --> 01:06:28,834
- You have no right to take that,
- we stole it together.
- 1014
- 01:06:28,835 --> 01:06:30,627
- Together?
- 1015
- 01:06:30,837 --> 01:06:32,178
- You got to be kidding me.
- 1016
- 01:06:32,179 --> 01:06:34,421
- You did nothing but
- screwed up the whole time.
- 1017
- 01:06:34,422 --> 01:06:36,181
- I got this
- in spite of you.
- 1018
- 01:06:36,182 --> 01:06:39,195
- Oh, yeah?
- Well, at least I didn't get fired
- 1019
- 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:41,582
- from my job
- like a total loser.
- 1020
- 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:43,292
- At least I had a job.
- 1021
- 01:06:43,293 --> 01:06:45,389
- What have you accomplished
- that was so great?
- 1022
- 01:06:45,390 --> 01:06:48,770
- I'll tell you what:
- Nothing!
- 1023
- 01:06:48,792 --> 01:06:52,553
- No wonder Dad thought
- you were such a failure.
- 1024
- 01:06:54,215 --> 01:06:56,160
- We're no longer brothers!
- 1025
- 01:06:56,161 --> 01:06:58,229
- That's fine with me!
- 1026
- 01:07:40,423 --> 01:07:44,368
- Gru!
- I found a unicorn!
- 1027
- 01:07:46,025 --> 01:07:48,381
- My life is complete!
- 1028
- 01:07:50,514 --> 01:07:55,263
- Honey, that's...
- that's not actually a unicorn.
- 1029
- 01:07:55,288 --> 01:07:56,699
- Huh?
- 1030
- 01:07:56,945 --> 01:08:00,729
- But-But he has one horn.
- 1031
- 01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:03,823
- I'm-I'm sorry, sweetie,
- but...
- 1032
- 01:08:03,824 --> 01:08:06,662
- he's just a goat.
- 1033
- 01:08:06,663 --> 01:08:09,802
- Life is just like that sometimes.
- 1034
- 01:08:09,803 --> 01:08:12,259
- We're hoping for a unicorn
- 1035
- 01:08:12,260 --> 01:08:14,722
- and we get a goat.
- 1036
- 01:08:16,334 --> 01:08:18,492
- Well, you know what?
- 1037
- 01:08:18,493 --> 01:08:22,607
- Lucky is the best goat
- in the whole wide world!
- 1038
- 01:08:22,608 --> 01:08:27,121
- Look at that face!
- I just want to squeeze it.
- 1039
- 01:08:31,235 --> 01:08:32,944
- I'll take this.
- 1040
- 01:08:32,945 --> 01:08:36,064
- You've been a bad boy, Gru.
- 1041
- 01:08:36,065 --> 01:08:38,104
- Can you get the rest
- of the suitcases?
- 1042
- 01:08:38,105 --> 01:08:39,936
- Come on, girls, let's go!
- 1043
- 01:08:39,937 --> 01:08:44,239
- Let's get physical, physical!
- 1044
- 01:08:50,655 --> 01:08:52,775
- Change of plan, girls.
- 1045
- 01:08:52,776 --> 01:08:54,960
- Instead of going home...
- 1046
- 01:08:54,961 --> 01:08:57,263
- Eyebrows.
- Ow!
- 1047
- 01:08:57,264 --> 01:09:00,673
- We're going to Hollywood!
- 1048
- 01:09:01,556 --> 01:09:04,778
- Now that's what I call acting.
- 1049
- 01:09:05,149 --> 01:09:09,073
- Let's go, Clive.
- We've got a giant robot waiting.
- 1050
- 01:09:11,724 --> 01:09:13,056
- Huh?
- 1051
- 01:09:13,712 --> 01:09:16,187
- Huh?
- Lucy?
- 1052
- 01:09:17,318 --> 01:09:19,066
- Bratt, he took the girls!
- 1053
- 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:21,730
- What?
- No!
- 1054
- 01:09:23,919 --> 01:09:25,863
- Dru!
- Dru!
- 1055
- 01:09:25,864 --> 01:09:28,610
- Go away.
- I don't want to talk to you.
- 1056
- 01:09:28,611 --> 01:09:31,237
- Bratt has the girls!
- 1057
- 01:09:37,321 --> 01:09:39,331
- Listen, brother.
- What...
- 1058
- 01:09:39,332 --> 01:09:41,613
- - About what I said.
- - No, I'm the one...
- 1059
- 01:09:41,614 --> 01:09:43,403
- But I shouldn't have...
- 1060
- 01:09:43,404 --> 01:09:45,889
- I'm-I'm sorry.
- 1061
- 01:09:46,630 --> 01:09:49,089
- I'm so sorry, Gru.
- 1062
- 01:09:49,090 --> 01:09:51,133
- Awww.
- 1063
- 01:09:51,282 --> 01:09:53,046
- Oh, look out!
- 1064
- 01:09:53,071 --> 01:09:54,868
- What is that?
- 1065
- 01:09:54,977 --> 01:09:57,572
- Mel. Mel!
- Infront!
- 1066
- 01:09:58,429 --> 01:10:00,246
- Caramba!
- Caramba!
- 1067
- 01:10:00,247 --> 01:10:02,927
- CARAMBAAAAA!
- 1068
- 01:10:02,928 --> 01:10:04,140
- Mel?
- 1069
- 01:10:04,141 --> 01:10:06,080
- Huh?
- Gru?
- 1070
- 01:10:07,232 --> 01:10:09,981
- Got to turn this thing around...
- 1071
- 01:10:10,311 --> 01:10:11,414
- Gru!
- 1072
- 01:10:11,415 --> 01:10:16,139
- Wait up!
- GRUUUUU...
- 1073
- 01:10:39,918 --> 01:10:43,376
- Hello, Hollywood!
- 1074
- 01:10:43,377 --> 01:10:46,812
- I'm back and bigger than ever.
- 1075
- 01:10:48,121 --> 01:10:49,694
- I'm scared!
- 1076
- 01:10:49,695 --> 01:10:52,627
- Thank you.
- Thank you so...
- 1077
- 01:10:57,977 --> 01:11:01,507
- You can't leave me here!
- I'm famous!
- 1078
- 01:11:01,944 --> 01:11:04,847
- Clive, arm the cannons.
- 1079
- 01:11:06,744 --> 01:11:09,639
- Chew on this!
- 1080
- 01:11:25,915 --> 01:11:28,577
- Hey, mullet-head.
- Let us out!
- 1081
- 01:11:28,578 --> 01:11:30,654
- Oh, don't worry, girls.
- 1082
- 01:11:30,679 --> 01:11:34,448
- I've prepared
- a front row seat for you.
- 1083
- 01:11:49,911 --> 01:11:52,224
- - Waaah!
- - Agnes!
- 1084
- 01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:56,760
- Once again, I win
- and Gru loses.
- 1085
- 01:11:56,761 --> 01:11:59,394
- Enjoy the show, girls.
- 1086
- 01:12:06,439 --> 01:12:08,304
- - What in the heck?
- - Oh!
- 1087
- 01:12:08,305 --> 01:12:10,170
- I hope the girls are okay.
- 1088
- 01:12:10,171 --> 01:12:11,210
- Bratt!
- Brother!
- 1089
- 01:12:11,211 --> 01:12:13,486
- 9 o'clock.
- No. 3 o'clock.
- 1090
- 01:12:13,487 --> 01:12:15,369
- He's on the left!
- 1091
- 01:12:17,024 --> 01:12:19,412
- Huh, no.
- I've seen this episode.
- 1092
- 01:12:19,413 --> 01:12:21,069
- He's going to bubble gum
- the whole city
- 1093
- 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:23,218
- and send it up into space.
- 1094
- 01:12:23,219 --> 01:12:25,002
- Hurry!
- 1095
- 01:12:35,270 --> 01:12:37,232
- This is it.
- This is it.
- 1096
- 01:12:37,257 --> 01:12:39,786
- Lights!
- Camera!
- 1097
- 01:12:39,787 --> 01:12:41,690
- LASER!
- 1098
- 01:12:51,548 --> 01:12:53,465
- Yeah.
- 1099
- 01:12:59,178 --> 01:13:00,849
- Look.
- I got the girls.
- 1100
- 01:13:00,850 --> 01:13:02,222
- You two go
- take care of Bratt.
- 1101
- 01:13:02,223 --> 01:13:04,345
- Wait.
- What are you doing?
- 1102
- 01:13:10,119 --> 01:13:11,749
- Look, you guys.
- It's Lucy.
- 1103
- 01:13:11,750 --> 01:13:14,166
- Lucy, over here.
- Help! Help us!
- 1104
- 01:13:14,167 --> 01:13:15,993
- Mama's coming, girls.
- 1105
- 01:13:15,994 --> 01:13:18,440
- - Lucy!
- - Right here! Lucy!
- 1106
- 01:13:18,441 --> 01:13:20,019
- Look at that laser go.
- 1107
- 01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:22,348
- I love it when
- a plan comes together.
- 1108
- 01:13:22,349 --> 01:13:25,320
- Aaaah!
- It's Gru!
- 1109
- 01:13:27,192 --> 01:13:28,600
- Get ready, Bratt.
- 1110
- 01:13:28,601 --> 01:13:32,016
- You're about to be blasted
- back to the 80s.
- 1111
- 01:13:43,296 --> 01:13:46,630
- Ah ho!
- We got him!
- 1112
- 01:13:54,675 --> 01:13:56,049
- - Oh no.
- - Don't worry.
- 1113
- 01:13:56,050 --> 01:13:58,198
- There's more where that came from.
- 1114
- 01:13:58,223 --> 01:14:00,862
- It'll take more than
- that to stop me.
- 1115
- 01:14:00,863 --> 01:14:03,967
- Bratt pack,
- go get that barf bag.
- 1116
- 01:14:11,459 --> 01:14:13,915
- Oh, incoming!
- 1117
- 01:14:14,701 --> 01:14:16,159
- Ow. Ow. Ow.
- 1118
- 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,863
- You, little...
- 1119
- 01:14:24,888 --> 01:14:26,940
- Quick!
- Jump!
- 1120
- 01:14:28,961 --> 01:14:30,358
- Boners!
- 1121
- 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:33,002
- Did you see that, Clive?
- All gone.
- 1122
- 01:14:33,003 --> 01:14:35,385
- Bye bye, Wonder Twins.
- 1123
- 01:14:53,456 --> 01:14:55,238
- Whoa!
- Ooh la la!
- 1124
- 01:14:55,239 --> 01:14:57,556
- Look are all those giant bubbles!
- 1125
- 01:15:03,211 --> 01:15:04,626
- Help!
- 1126
- 01:15:04,627 --> 01:15:05,754
- Help!
- 1127
- 01:15:05,755 --> 01:15:07,530
- Hang on!
- 1128
- 01:15:14,570 --> 01:15:17,307
- Hang on, girls!
- I got you!
- 1129
- 01:15:17,308 --> 01:15:20,390
- I can't.
- I'm slipping!
- 1130
- 01:15:21,209 --> 01:15:23,307
- No!
- 1131
- 01:15:24,378 --> 01:15:25,908
- Gotcha.
- 1132
- 01:15:27,948 --> 01:15:29,362
- Thank you, Lucy.
- 1133
- 01:15:29,363 --> 01:15:31,969
- Let's go!
- We're not safe yet!
- 1134
- 01:15:34,706 --> 01:15:37,030
- Minions, time to do
- what we do best.
- 1135
- 01:15:37,055 --> 01:15:39,922
- We will cheer for our boss.
- We will fight for our boss.
- 1136
- 01:15:39,923 --> 01:15:41,702
- We're popping the bubbles!
- 1137
- 01:15:41,703 --> 01:15:42,984
- - Yeah!
- - Yeah!
- 1138
- 01:15:42,985 --> 01:15:44,669
- - Villain!
- - Villain!
- 1139
- 01:15:44,670 --> 01:15:48,361
- You guys too!
- You guys are villains!
- 1140
- 01:16:00,703 --> 01:16:02,859
- Look at what we have here.
- 1141
- 01:16:02,884 --> 01:16:07,706
- Sorry, Gru.
- This is going to be a total burn.
- 1142
- 01:16:12,224 --> 01:16:15,782
- Oh, no. No!
- No, no, no, no...
- 1143
- 01:16:19,442 --> 01:16:22,935
- I've been a bad boy!
- 1144
- 01:16:30,177 --> 01:16:34,331
- Nobody messes with my brother!
- 1145
- 01:16:37,025 --> 01:16:38,127
- Aaaah!
- 1146
- 01:16:38,128 --> 01:16:39,950
- Aaaaahh!
- 1147
- 01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:47,654
- What?
- What's happening?
- 1148
- 01:17:00,156 --> 01:17:02,416
- Dru!
- 1149
- 01:17:02,526 --> 01:17:04,622
- Hold on!
- I'm coming!
- 1150
- 01:17:08,655 --> 01:17:11,267
- You've ruined everything.
- 1151
- 01:17:11,268 --> 01:17:13,779
- And now, it's time to die.
- 1152
- 01:17:13,780 --> 01:17:16,671
- Any last words, Gru?
- 1153
- 01:17:16,693 --> 01:17:18,229
- You know what?
- 1154
- 01:17:18,230 --> 01:17:21,149
- I got two words for you.
- 1155
- 01:17:21,505 --> 01:17:23,611
- Dance fight.
- 1156
- 01:17:24,039 --> 01:17:27,786
- Oh, it is alright, Donkey Kong.
- 1157
- 01:17:27,787 --> 01:17:31,127
- I'm going to enjoy this.
- 1158
- 01:17:50,122 --> 01:17:51,629
- Enough!
- 1159
- 01:17:51,818 --> 01:17:53,451
- My turn.
- 1160
- 01:18:13,065 --> 01:18:14,807
- Oh oh.
- 1161
- 01:18:17,821 --> 01:18:19,907
- Game over!
- 1162
- 01:18:22,084 --> 01:18:25,334
- Is this what you're looking for?
- 1163
- 01:18:25,335 --> 01:18:26,926
- No!
- 1164
- 01:18:27,163 --> 01:18:29,298
- Ow! Ow!
- Ow!
- 1165
- 01:18:36,382 --> 01:18:38,906
- No... !
- 1166
- 01:18:41,954 --> 01:18:44,611
- Curse you, Gru!
- 1167
- 01:18:44,858 --> 01:18:46,503
- Curse you.
- 1168
- 01:18:46,528 --> 01:18:49,341
- Bill, over there.
- Robert, work your pick.
- 1169
- 01:18:49,366 --> 01:18:51,236
- Chuck, more bashing.
- 1170
- 01:18:55,386 --> 01:18:56,642
- Dru.
- 1171
- 01:18:56,667 --> 01:18:58,131
- Dru.
- 1172
- 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:07,742
- Hey, we did it.
- 1173
- 01:19:07,905 --> 01:19:10,429
- Yes, we did, brother.
- 1174
- 01:19:10,430 --> 01:19:12,773
- - Gru!
- - Gru!
- 1175
- 01:19:12,774 --> 01:19:14,756
- -Girls!
- - Gru.
- 1176
- 01:19:27,134 --> 01:19:28,263
- Gru!
- 1177
- 01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:30,846
- Hey, Mel.
- Welcome back.
- 1178
- 01:19:30,847 --> 01:19:31,625
- Woo-hooooo!
- 1179
- 01:19:31,626 --> 01:19:34,742
- - Yay!
- - Yay!
- 1180
- 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:05,808
- Love you, Mom.
- 1181
- 01:20:10,032 --> 01:20:13,507
- I'm a Mom.
- I'm a Mom!
- 1182
- 01:20:16,199 --> 01:20:18,606
- Fight!
- Ha ha!
- 1183
- 01:20:23,706 --> 01:20:24,466
- Ha ha ha...
- 1184
- 01:20:24,496 --> 01:20:26,017
- Cheater!
- 1185
- 01:20:26,042 --> 01:20:28,824
- - How do you like this, Cheater?
- - No. No.
- 1186
- 01:20:29,252 --> 01:20:31,729
- Boys.
- Time for bed.
- 1187
- 01:20:31,754 --> 01:20:33,936
- We're back at work
- in the morning.
- 1188
- 01:20:33,961 --> 01:20:37,106
- - I'm coming, sweetie.
- - Hi, Lucy.
- 1189
- 01:20:37,107 --> 01:20:38,847
- See you tomorrow, brother.
- 1190
- 01:20:38,848 --> 01:20:42,128
- Hey, I'm back on the job.
- So no villainy tonight.
- 1191
- 01:20:42,129 --> 01:20:43,325
- Huh, got it?
- 1192
- 01:20:43,326 --> 01:20:46,524
- I make no promises.
- Love you!
- 1193
- 01:20:46,525 --> 01:20:48,655
- Uh-huh, right.
- 1194
- 01:20:48,666 --> 01:20:50,343
- I love you too.
- 1195
- 01:20:50,344 --> 01:20:52,476
- - Awwww.
- - Awwww.
- 1196
- 01:20:53,217 --> 01:20:55,081
- Alright, every...
- Go. Go.
- 1197
- 01:20:55,082 --> 01:20:56,751
- Go to bed.
- 1198
- 01:21:00,659 --> 01:21:02,726
- Hey. Guys.
- Come on.
- 1199
- 01:21:02,727 --> 01:21:04,618
- Shhh.
- Shhhh.
- 1200
- 01:21:19,790 --> 01:21:21,818
- What the heck is happening?
- 1201
- 01:21:21,819 --> 01:21:24,105
- It's coming from outside!
- 1202
- 01:21:25,199 --> 01:21:25,777
- Huh!
- 1203
- 01:21:25,778 --> 01:21:29,243
- Hey, I thought we said
- no more villainy!
- 1204
- 01:21:29,244 --> 01:21:30,572
- Sorry, brother.
- 1205
- 01:21:30,573 --> 01:21:33,748
- - Somebody's got to keep
- the family tradition alive.
- - Yoo-hoo.
- 1206
- 01:21:33,749 --> 01:21:34,818
- Right?
- 1207
- 01:21:34,819 --> 01:21:37,046
- - Yeah!
- - Villain!
- 1208
- 01:21:37,047 --> 01:21:39,206
- - Yeah!
- - Kumbaya!
- 1209
- 01:21:44,633 --> 01:21:46,493
- Let's get him.
- 1210
- 01:21:46,606 --> 01:21:48,995
- Honey, he's my brother.
- 1211
- 01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:51,706
- We'll give him
- a 5 minute head start.
- 1212
- 01:21:56,736 --> 01:22:01,991
- Subtitle created by <font color="#ffff00">- Aorion -</font>
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